My good friend/coworker overdosed on fentanyl and died 3 days ago. His dad and I found his body. Nothing seems real right now, listening to you guys chum it up has helped ground me. Thanks boys.
Thats fucked man.....I hope you recover fast from that type of experience... In the place i live Fent is killing everyone rn.... Them blues got everyone addicted rn..
As much as we all rag on Brian for never trying, for at least the past 3 episodes he has been the only one not too fucking lazy to pull down a greenscreen (you ALL have) to blend better with the background. Round of applause for Brian.
I don’t feel like a part of the conversation with my best friends Sam, Sam(Poob’s irl name were that close) and Bryan without them looking into my eyes while they’re talking
Last time poob had to go to a hospital it was because he broke his hand drunkenly careening on a scooter, I'm starting to think this kid has a drinking problem. Next podcast get every previous guest on and hold an intervention.
naaaaaaaaaw he's just a young buck having fun. HE DOESNT EVEN LIKE THE TASTE OF ALCOHOL! I relate so much with poob. I watch him so much I'm basically his best friend. we both have so much in common.
I swear Sam and Bryan get more and more in sync with their idiosyncrasies, they drink at the same time, put their hand up to their chin at the same time, and it only gets more and more frequent
i think they are having involuntary responses to dopamine release, whenever they have one they want to intensify it subconsciously so they take a drink of their sugar/caffeine/alcohol , ive noticed similar habits in myself when im playing video games and i have noticed it in my brother too. as far as the chin touching im not sure but i have caught myself scratching my beard in response to seeing someone else scratching theirs. could be a similar thing. but ya we're all subconscious
like at 55:49 Poob takes a drink of his beer because he is feeling a happy chemical in his brain releasing in response to the fact that he was talking about sexual things that induced bryan and sam into talking about sexual things so poob had a dopamine release from being the person the others are following and he went to intensify it with his drink of sugar/alcohol.
I used the "Dan Strategy" ages ago with that art ai. You are not allowed to say the name of the Germany leader during WW2 or the word for his political party (not sure if I can say it here even) but if you say things like "National Socialist leader from the 1940's riding a skateboard" it gets PREEETTTYYYY close to what you are lookin for
On the subject of swallowing things, I swallowed a pretty epic 90's kid thing. I was under my bed with one of those glass damage counters for Pokemon cards in my mouth and I accidentally breathed it in then coughed it up and swallowed it lol. I wasn't too worried about swallowing it because it was so smooth and pretty small but it scared me that I choked on it for a second and I was alone underneath my bed lmfao.
48:44 "What is, wait. What is coom.. What is coom, like people have, people have said coom is salty. I just can't, I don't picture it to be salty." 48:57 "It's gross, it looks like Nickelodeon slime and tastes WEIRD." 💀💀 IM DEAD 😂🤣
I know this will be buried beneath all the other comment. But Reolink cameras are exactly what you are looking for. They have some wifi options that are 1440p and are excellent. Way cheaper than competitors like ubiquitis UNIFI cameras. Buy a couple of the wifi cameras. Buy micro SD cards for said cameras. (For instant playback from the cameras) Buy the little black box that holds all the recordings on it. Set it up in less than half a day using the app and following the instructions. I lived in the pan handle in florida and have gotten stormed on. Cameras outside didn't even stop working. Bought some for some family that live in the Uintah basin in Utah. They have 6 feet of snow with negative wind chill. They're still working. Trust me, if you want security cameras. Reolinks got you.
Goggins failed several attempts to pass Navy SEAL entrance, but refused to give up/kept coming back. When he finally DID pass, it was legitimately & literally running on 2 broken legs (IIRC, fresh ones just broken that time around/STILL refused to give up)....dude's BEAST~
When Poob talks about people hamming it up about getting bumped in the nuts, I totally feel that. My dogs like to jump into laps, and half of my buddies act like they’re quite literally about to die from it, and I’ve never understood.
construction is kinda messed up rn, it’s all old dudes pushing 50 who are broken down from doing it for 30 years. New guys join and quit because of the work culture and are actively told to do something else because of how it breaks you down. Its actually kinda tragic
Stahltt really be breaking his keyboards to get all the accurate information on these single use subjects of particular things that they talk about for such a short time just to show text for a couple seconds haha I applaud your efforts.
1:51:58 Sam… Im no security expert but I’ve installed a few cameras and there’s this thing called POE; power over Ethernet you only have to plug in one wire per camera, get a roll of “fish tape” to rip them through the walls, a reciever, and with a few hundred feet of cat 5 cable/ the strippers and plugs it’s easy as hell my dude.
My doctor says I have cluster headaches that apparently rate higher on the pain scale that birth, it's going to take a lot of strength not to joke that my wife is being a puss in a few weeks when she gives birth.
Why do you guys use the same computer for stream that you use for porn and personal stuff!? Y'all aren't the only content creators I've heard mention that! Keep that shit seperate bro!
And for cameras there are wireless solar powered ones that you can see from an app on your PC or phone it's just more poor quality than a wired connection
My good friend/coworker overdosed on fentanyl and died 3 days ago. His dad and I found his body. Nothing seems real right now, listening to you guys chum it up has helped ground me. Thanks boys.
My condolences man... I hope you can recover the best you can soon. Stay strong
Jesus christ
Lost my uncle, coworker, and 2 friends to that. I feel you dude. It's okay to be sad sometimes though, that shit is hell.
Thats fucked man.....I hope you recover fast from that type of experience... In the place i live Fent is killing everyone rn.... Them blues got everyone addicted rn..
i’m so sorry for your loss man, keep his memory living forever rest in paradise to your dear friend
I’m a Patreon member, me and Sam are friends
Im going over for thankgiving
I feel like poob really understands me and my plight
I'm not even paying for this.
@@basedstarlordquill3148 NOT!!!
@@basedstarlordquill3148 staltt ban this guy
I'm so glad they aren't staring at me for another 3 hours
not
As much as we all rag on Brian for never trying, for at least the past 3 episodes he has been the only one not too fucking lazy to pull down a greenscreen (you ALL have) to blend better with the background. Round of applause for Brian.
don't give him too much credit, he doesn't use proper lights so it looks terrible (which is why I almost never actually chromakey it)
@@Stalltt You do the best out of all of them stallt. Ofc you already know that.
@@atlanticocean4494 fr? How so? Dude can't even take care of himself let alone the podcast. Staltt is literally why suicide exists
I also think it’s to hide the state of his dungeon room 😂
Just another classic conversation between pob, JB, and Hugh
Anybody else want Hugh's last name to be "Mungus" ??
@@the_inquisitive_inquisitor thats the joke u think, its expected to be that, i think its funnier if its just kept as a mononym
@nah first of all it would be janus not mungus
@@delskif1425 "My name is Hugh Morouslylargeass"
@@theguywhosnothere nah it’s Hugh Man (according to the Hugh flashback episode), which is even funnier given that he’s a wood elf and not a human
Poob: “I have one story”
*Checks chapter length*
*sees it’s 30 minutes long*
Me: “this is gonna be good”
poob stories are truly the best
Not
@@gregtheegg7030 LOL
They really aren't , jesus fuck I've never seen someone getting sidetracked so fuckin often
@@Bourotte25 not
its always a goodish day when they release a podcast to us poors
Just steal ;)
@@MrBig913 Stealing tutorial?
🤣 dude said good-ish
@@MrBig913 link website with patreon episodes pls lmao i been looking for that sight ever since sam mentioned it like a year ago lmao
@@darkmannight1 look up “kemono party forehead fables” thank me later and ignore the ads lol
Bryan looks like he’s giving Handies from under the table
He’s fulfilling his finger contracts
Lucker Dog
I don’t feel like a part of the conversation with my best friends Sam, Sam(Poob’s irl name were that close) and Bryan without them looking into my eyes while they’re talking
Last time poob had to go to a hospital it was because he broke his hand drunkenly careening on a scooter, I'm starting to think this kid has a drinking problem.
Next podcast get every previous guest on and hold an intervention.
naaaaaaaaaw he's just a young buck having fun. HE DOESNT EVEN LIKE THE TASTE OF ALCOHOL! I relate so much with poob. I watch him so much I'm basically his best friend. we both have so much in common.
Not!
This is my favorite breeder podcast
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I swear Sam and Bryan get more and more in sync with their idiosyncrasies, they drink at the same time, put their hand up to their chin at the same time, and it only gets more and more frequent
At 16:12 I swear they are copying each other
@billforson3143 straight up XD that's what made me notice and comment was that exact moment
@@billforson3143 actually mirrored each other perfectly
i think they are having involuntary responses to dopamine release, whenever they have one they want to intensify it subconsciously so they take a drink of their sugar/caffeine/alcohol , ive noticed similar habits in myself when im playing video games and i have noticed it in my brother too. as far as the chin touching im not sure but i have caught myself scratching my beard in response to seeing someone else scratching theirs. could be a similar thing. but ya we're all subconscious
like at 55:49 Poob takes a drink of his beer because he is feeling a happy chemical in his brain releasing in response to the fact that he was talking about sexual things that induced bryan and sam into talking about sexual things so poob had a dopamine release from being the person the others are following and he went to intensify it with his drink of sugar/alcohol.
Stallt is spoiling us with the amount of visual bits in this episode
Hey best friends!! Was good hanging out with you guys tonight!! 🥰☺️🤝🏻
NO FVKING WVY
Where is my parasocial relationship? I paid for this :(
Don't forget to like and subscribe! 👊
We need Brian to use the eye software again. That man is an apex predator when he is just staring you down, salivating over your tasty body.
thank god, I was starting to get withdrawls. good job Stalltt
If Stalltt don't fw you, you ain't making it to the cookout 😤😤😎
God every time I hear a Poob story I feel like I'm having a panic attack
Honestly being a nurse, I'm far too busy all shift to ever chill at the nurses station... your hospital must actually have staff or something.
2:05:06, Bryan is full on drooling on himself. Don't think I didn't see!
3 grizzled adventurers ruminating and discussing in the castle.
For guys without foot fetishes they sure talk about feet a lot on the podcast
Man, feet are great
Representation is important
i feel like 1:24:45 was the first time stalltt actually listened to an edit request from sam, right? he usually does funny text overhead
He did it before but I forgot when
@@HotdogSosagemosquito Joe
I used the "Dan Strategy" ages ago with that art ai. You are not allowed to say the name of the Germany leader during WW2 or the word for his political party (not sure if I can say it here even) but if you say things like "National Socialist leader from the 1940's riding a skateboard" it gets PREEETTTYYYY close to what you are lookin for
On the subject of swallowing things, I swallowed a pretty epic 90's kid thing. I was under my bed with one of those glass damage counters for Pokemon cards in my mouth and I accidentally breathed it in then coughed it up and swallowed it lol. I wasn't too worried about swallowing it because it was so smooth and pretty small but it scared me that I choked on it for a second and I was alone underneath my bed lmfao.
In a alternate timeline you'd still be under that bed
53:28 the biggest lie I've ever heard poob say.
Not!
48:44 "What is, wait. What is coom.. What is coom, like people have, people have said coom is salty. I just can't, I don't picture it to be salty."
48:57 "It's gross, it looks like Nickelodeon slime and tastes WEIRD."
💀💀 IM DEAD 😂🤣
It tastes weird……..i imagine
Clutch right before a long drive hell yeah
Feet are like art there are masterpieces and there are abstract pieces
I know this will be buried beneath all the other comment. But Reolink cameras are exactly what you are looking for. They have some wifi options that are 1440p and are excellent. Way cheaper than competitors like ubiquitis UNIFI cameras.
Buy a couple of the wifi cameras.
Buy micro SD cards for said cameras. (For instant playback from the cameras)
Buy the little black box that holds all the recordings on it.
Set it up in less than half a day using the app and following the instructions.
I lived in the pan handle in florida and have gotten stormed on. Cameras outside didn't even stop working. Bought some for some family that live in the Uintah basin in Utah. They have 6 feet of snow with negative wind chill. They're still working. Trust me, if you want security cameras. Reolinks got you.
Poob should just start saying he works in Video-Management and Production and is bound by an NDA by a private company.
Female birth is nothing compared to what I had to go through to get my little calcified rock buddy
That's a sign that you're ready to be made a man. It's time to find a spouse. Use your precious gemstone and propose.
I'm so excited for you!
Just in time for me to show my therapist. Thanks stallt, this should help her
I want Poob to experience a random act of kindness
The way Bryan said its not salty... I imagine then laughed awkwardly, we know
Poob singled out Sam but we all know it would, and probably is, Bryan.
Keep up the good work guys. Another banger
I wonder if they know it’s a short month?
This is distressing news. We need to record
@@poobtube Do black people have souls, Papa
@@poobtube better get on that shit. Go to a bar, blackout, do something cool and exciting. I’d really appreciate it.
Good to be here early without the riff raff
Best podcast ever!!
It's 8 minutes in how could you know
@@itsyaboycancer7659 because it’s not a tier list
What the heck. Where is the tier list podcast I paid for 😤
Bryan getting no scoped is peak humor
I think this episode is the last episode that Bryan talked
We need a podcast with The Minion. What makes that man tick?! Lol
I feel like theyre not adressing me without the uninterrupted eye contact
Goggins failed several attempts to pass Navy SEAL entrance, but refused to give up/kept coming back.
When he finally DID pass, it was legitimately & literally running on 2 broken legs (IIRC, fresh ones just broken that time around/STILL refused to give up)....dude's BEAST~
You guys always release episodes on some of the worst days I’ve had the last 2 years so thanks a little fun thing to make it not so bad
Now that Sam has learned of the DAN method, I know its over
As somone whos visited Indianapolis a handful of times i agree with poobs description of "a general air of sadness here"
thanks boys for the laughs. That episode made me cackle like a mad bastard
Rich Piana small balls clip
When Poob talks about people hamming it up about getting bumped in the nuts, I totally feel that. My dogs like to jump into laps, and half of my buddies act like they’re quite literally about to die from it, and I’ve never understood.
as dan i would say this is the best podcast on the internet
I'm glad Bryan is actually talking now
The cocaine is definitely helping, I'm so happy for him!
Another great watch for the whole family
Laughing about Mia's childhood trauma that affects her to this day is a classic. Do it more.
General Sam unlocking the Eighth hidden gates fighting his dad
I want you to read this same you put me out of business I was posting your vods so now I have to use obs and record you lives
or you could not
construction is kinda messed up rn, it’s all old dudes pushing 50 who are broken down from doing it for 30 years. New guys join and quit because of the work culture and are actively told to do something else because of how it breaks you down. Its actually kinda tragic
I was listening to this podcast while I was working and I couldn’t control my latter during the caught in 4k bit 😂😂😂
Stahltt really be breaking his keyboards to get all the accurate information on these single use subjects of particular things that they talk about for such a short time just to show text for a couple seconds haha I applaud your efforts.
wow only 20 days between a podcast this time, might be a new record. Right after friday work ended too
Thank you for getting me through midterms, chucklenuts.
Bryan is actually the most good looking guy and funniest guy on the pod.
Thanks Stalltt, I needed this
1:51:58 Sam… Im no security expert but I’ve installed a few cameras and there’s this thing called POE; power over Ethernet you only have to plug in one wire per camera, get a roll of “fish tape” to rip them through the walls, a reciever, and with a few hundred feet of cat 5 cable/ the strippers and plugs it’s easy as hell my dude.
I need more ball talk. Keep up the good work fellas.
funniest podcast on the internet, thank you for being you guys.
This one was pretty damn good guys, lots of laughs. Good job stalltt
Poob absolutly has soft hands and a purdy mouth.
Sam telling people to drink water is the most ironic thing I've ever heard.
“How many people who have jobs listen to our podcast” Bryan how tf do you think we feed ourselves? I’d like to not have one but we all do.
Hibiscus and Chai top tier teas
It's funny hearing these guys talk about jobs lol
I kept seeing the thumbnail and didn't realize it was a forehead fables podcast until I finally read the title
Women tend to appreciate softer hands, my uncle does too for some reason
As a guy named Dan, the start of this episode was weird as fuck to listen to.
Poob trying to say someone else doesn’t have a job is the funniest thing
Can’t wait to watch while I eat dinner!
I love doing that this is one of my families favorite shows at dinnertime!
Two out of the 4 members of this podcast have swallowed sharp objects like it’s nothing.
How did I not like this guy at the beginning? Poob is the best! Haha
Can we get poops dog as a guest?
ketchup sandwitches are fire in the ghetto fr
Commenting for the people who will be confused why there’s comments before the video released for them.
That’s weird a girl who’s my friend said she choked out a guy this weekend at a hotel 😂
You can power security cameras by using a PoE switch. Basically the ethernet cord powers it while also transmitting data
Look up Unifi
mandark was an incredible reference
My doctor says I have cluster headaches that apparently rate higher on the pain scale that birth, it's going to take a lot of strength not to joke that my wife is being a puss in a few weeks when she gives birth.
The casual dunking on j1mmy lol. Poor guy just does his osrs stuff.
Ed Edd and eddy is my favorite cartoon of all time tbh
Who
Why do you guys use the same computer for stream that you use for porn and personal stuff!? Y'all aren't the only content creators I've heard mention that! Keep that shit seperate bro!
lol Sams bro was so stupid as a kid that it took 2 people to eat a bread ball, so one person could stop the other from choaking on the bread ball xD
Thank god I was goin thru Withdrawls
2:44 Reminds me of Die Hard 3
come to arizona and ill show the desert
And for cameras there are wireless solar powered ones that you can see from an app on your PC or phone it's just more poor quality than a wired connection
My favorite has been Tim Dillon asking if Kanye's right?.
This was Bryan's best episode! Get him back on whatever he was on in this
Guys if you buy Marauders right now then Sam, Sam, and longtime friend of Sam will be your best friends.
Brian spitting out his drink at 2:05:00