Karl Pilkington on .... the Midget Waiter Who Fancied Suzanne

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  • Опубликовано: 15 сен 2024
  • Karl talks about getting jealous of a midget waiter when he started coming onto Suzanne. From an XFM show dated November 23, 2002.

Комментарии • 72

  • @traveees
    @traveees 10 лет назад +132

    "If you stood 'im in the desert you wouldn't know" lmao.

    • @rtarbinar
      @rtarbinar 7 лет назад +5

      fucking brilliant xD

  • @teamfrazz1
    @teamfrazz1 11 лет назад +105

    Karl really shouldn't have bothered. That waiter will only ever be half the man he is.

  • @Stephen-gl5wu
    @Stephen-gl5wu 5 лет назад +26

    Not eyeing her up and down justice eyeing her up 😂😂😂, that joke didn't get the appreciation it deserved

  • @markkennedy9767
    @markkennedy9767 4 года назад +35

    I love how sharp Karl is. He thinks of the "half-board" joke, a funny joke, then stops himself saying it because it might be deemed offensive.

    • @jasegtree1206
      @jasegtree1206 3 года назад +3

      But he says it anyway😂

    • @alegomanYTPs
      @alegomanYTPs 2 года назад +1

      and this was 2002 not 2020 you get arrested for saying the word sma*l

    • @user-ts5uk1kl7w
      @user-ts5uk1kl7w Год назад +1

      I don’t understand it lol

    • @butmay1893
      @butmay1893 7 месяцев назад

      I don't think it is funny, is it? What is the joke? That it says half?

  • @gamesfrombefore6459
    @gamesfrombefore6459 7 лет назад +181

    I like Ricky, but I can't help thinking that Karl would be even funnier if he wasn't interrupted every 0.00065 seconds...

    • @hainsay
      @hainsay 6 лет назад +37

      I've thought the same but it's also funny how Karl just kind of waits for him to finish and then continues from where he was.

    • @MultiKnightboy
      @MultiKnightboy 6 лет назад +2

      I agree

    • @johnny0468
      @johnny0468 6 лет назад +1

      totally agree...

    • @stephentierney696
      @stephentierney696 4 года назад

      They cant try and be funny at his expense then

    • @roberts2231
      @roberts2231 3 года назад +1

      No because when Ricky interrupts with a statement or a question Karl’s response is always funny back

  • @sandyrussell1615
    @sandyrussell1615 6 лет назад +113

    It’s terrible how little people are payed even with jobs in waiting. I bet he struggles to put food on the table

  • @toonfan14-footballreviews89
    @toonfan14-footballreviews89 7 лет назад +39

    Karl pilkington would be the funniest man in the world if he could get a fucking word in edge ways

  • @cazw179
    @cazw179 5 лет назад +7

    "Oh, I'm sick o this" 😂😂

  • @ValkyrieDaisy95
    @ValkyrieDaisy95 10 лет назад +33

    LOL! "Arrgh... sick of this.." XD

  • @Fox8ball.
    @Fox8ball. 6 лет назад +6

    Karl is a genius

  • @Hostoryproject
    @Hostoryproject 12 лет назад +26

    ooh god so funny but they interrupt him way too much

    • @odinsplaygrounds
      @odinsplaygrounds 3 года назад +1

      Yeah, that's why this wouldn't make it to the TV show. Would have loved to her Karl's full story.

  • @sharnahughes5838
    @sharnahughes5838 7 лет назад +6

    surely Ricky know's what Karl means when he says lil fella Ricky was well trying to drag that out at the beginning x

  • @geoffsaunderson5766
    @geoffsaunderson5766 6 лет назад +20

    They ruined his joke he had spent all week working on :-/ "HALF BOURD" that was the punchline in case you missed it.

  • @richardstone3906
    @richardstone3906 6 лет назад +14

    So what's a goblin??

    • @harryc505
      @harryc505 4 года назад +3

      How long you gonna be mate?

  • @ConnorGFx
    @ConnorGFx 11 лет назад +5

    they come out in summer xD

  • @kamil4197
    @kamil4197 7 лет назад +3

    I didint know....but He actually travels a lot outside of the show

    • @kevintwine2315
      @kevintwine2315 4 года назад

      KAMIL He’s travelled to every corner of the globe for TV

  • @MutarFuqueer
    @MutarFuqueer 3 года назад +2

    I heard Karl complained to the owner and got half off. The waiter wanted a tip, but they gave him the shaft.

    • @SamuelBlack84
      @SamuelBlack84 3 года назад +1

      I'm sure the waiter wanted to give Suzanne the shaft

  • @TheRicho7782
    @TheRicho7782 11 лет назад +7

    has anyone else read the transcript??? and they say Karl speaks gibberish!!

  • @nlgatewood
    @nlgatewood 8 лет назад +1

    LOL why have I never heard this...

  • @jasegtree1206
    @jasegtree1206 3 года назад +1

    Heat stunts your growth 😂

  • @philmstud2k
    @philmstud2k 3 года назад +1

    "Was it themed?"

  • @LimeyThunder
    @LimeyThunder 12 лет назад

    Gold dust!, havent heard this....

  • @djvexd
    @djvexd 12 лет назад +5

    Like if he was standing in the desert you wouldn't know

  • @stud105
    @stud105 3 года назад

    The Turkish Warwick..

  • @johnny0468
    @johnny0468 6 лет назад +1

    dead right you dont pay money to stay somewhere to have your bird chatted up!

  • @rcm10c941
    @rcm10c941 12 лет назад +5

    Maybe thy get em cheaper

  • @coolmissiwest
    @coolmissiwest 10 лет назад +3

    Not in America. I just like to heAr Ricky laugh.

  • @ohnesorgen4642
    @ohnesorgen4642 4 года назад +2

    Koksal Baba?

  • @musicforasoul.7158
    @musicforasoul.7158 4 года назад

    I've watched 20 of these and I love em but I have know clue who anyone is our where I am .

  • @Sugefut
    @Sugefut 11 лет назад +1

    2 more months til the next comment

  • @Geordie_Boy01
    @Geordie_Boy01 3 года назад

    what season and ep is this?

  • @fes9371
    @fes9371 12 лет назад

    Hi

  • @zombiewack
    @zombiewack 9 лет назад

    Hahaha

  • @AndrewLavers
    @AndrewLavers 11 лет назад

    incorrect.

  • @DHAFER1989
    @DHAFER1989 10 лет назад +5

    I hate these contradictions i keep finding with their anecdotes....he told the same story but it was set in Tunisia not Turkey.....makes wonder how much of Karl is real. its a bit disappointing if his stories r scripted :(

    • @GrantH2606
      @GrantH2606 10 лет назад +37

      If they were scripted the country would stay the same

    • @petalprecious
      @petalprecious 10 лет назад +8

      I think anecdotes do get changed over time..like the Ken Dodd story it changed from his dad saying it to him..but I know I have anecdotes that are blurry on facts or exaggerated to be funnier.

    • @Morrissey2k
      @Morrissey2k 8 лет назад +8

      +DHAFER1989 Knowing Karl it was probably bulgaria but he just doesnt remember or know what country it was

    • @Ashley4029
      @Ashley4029 8 лет назад +2

      +DHAFER1989 he probably can only remember half the stories so he gets confused himself

    • @awkwardsean5141
      @awkwardsean5141 8 лет назад +6

      +DHAFER1989 He just got confused? He's been on shedloads of holidays.

  • @coolmissiwest
    @coolmissiwest 10 лет назад +2

    Not in America. I just like to heAr Ricky laugh.