I can relate to Karl here, I've always been quiet around the house, especially if others are asleep but, I always seem to be around people who don't understand the concept of being quiet, doors slamming, shouting, banging things around at 6am, it's crazy. I'm a light sleeper, lighter than most so, that's a big reason, but I've never woken anyone up coming home late
My house is on a slab of concrete, not elevated in anyway. But i can feel my wife and her 3 kids from one end of the house to another. I love them but damn it all, can ya please stop slamming, stuffing, and cramming everything?!
It's true. It's very frustrating when you're considerate towards other members of the household when they're sleeping, but as soon as the situation is reversed they crash around like a herd of elephants.
"I'm wandering round replacing things that she's FUCKED UP." Almost as good as when he said "You're not comin back ere, FUCK OFF." As the Pipe salesman.
*Evieandid* _latin_ _adj_ .alt (‘eavy ‘anded) of or in description of, moving throughout the home causing unnecessary levels of noise and damaging curtains ‘n’ that.
I have to say, the animation for the Quasimodo bit is absolutely beautiful - The colours, the light, and the dramatic way Karlimodo jumps down at 1:28. Obviously they're mimicking Disney's Quasimodo, but for some reason, that makes it funnier too.
I love how you've made the exact same comment twice (with the exception of the apostrophe in "it's" and an exclamation mark at the end instead) with three years apart between them.
I like how Ricky and Steve try to paint Karl as an idiot, but this honestly is so relatable. My mom and dad aren't as bad as how Suzanne is portrayed, but they're known to try to force things when they don't work, like DVD players or lawn mowers. I may not be Mr. Fix-it, but like Karl said, "If it doesn't work, it doesn't work!" Just tell me if it's having an issue and I'll try to fix it properly or if all else fails, call someone who can, but don't try to force things or bang them like that's going to solve all your problems!
I think there's a Karl Pilkington in everyone. The only difference is that we try not to be him, but he doesn't care, which is what makes him so funny, and why everyone loves him.
Thing is, Karl always says he enjoys doing jobs around the house. If he has Suzanne going around and constantly breaking shit, she’s sort of doing him a favour. They’re a perfect match !
I opened the blinds in a window recently and ripped them off the wall They were just old I guess. I immediately thought of Suzanne and if Karl was there he would get mad at me being "heavy handed"
Women are just naturally loud. My mother used to get up earlier than us on weekends (when I was a kid/teen) and she'd always be banging about - nothing was ever quiet. My sister is always breaking stuff because she forces things, then I have to go round her house and fix it. And in my houseshare, my flatmate who is a girl is really loud in anything she does. She leaves the house at 6am and I've never heard someone who fucks around with the front door lock for so long, and she's got so many keys on her keyring you can hear them jangling from down the street. She even makes crazy amounts of noise walking up the stairs - she's only 5ft 3 but she stomps up the stairs as though she's a 300lb bloke.
Odd to hear Steve say "that seems early" at an alarm being set at 7.00am. I would say that anything between 6.00 and 8.00am is normal for getting up during a weekday.
The shutters? Where do you live the old west? The last bit is my favourite line, "That's my life nowadays. I'm like a caretaker to Suzanne's house fixing things that she's FUCKED UP!"
I love Karl and one of the things I find lovable is how even he stays with Steve and Ricky. But he does really get fired up on the subject of Suzanne. Kind of sweet in an odd way.
I COMPLETELY understand what this guy's talking about with "heavy handed". Women- just use it, and stop breaking shit all the time and then say "it broke" like it happened on it's own.
@@Black.Sabbath His strong aversion to loud noises. His dislike of changes to routine. His inability to focus on tasks and questions. His inability to pick up on social cues. Difficulty learning. Obsession about a particular subject e.g. Insects and animals He portrays many of my own symptoms. It makes life different, but not always difficult.
It's fooking true though.. I get up 5-6 days a week for work at 4.45am and get ready quiet as a mouse.. even the dogs don't wake up.. the one morning I get a lay in and the wife has to get up 1st it is definitely like the hulk is "knocking about" 😂😂
I think every man who has a wife or GF who goes to work earlier than they do has the same problem. Mine's a teacher and she sets three bloody alarms. "just to be sure"....unbelievable!
I lived with a lass for 15 years. I used to walk the dog with her to the train station of a morning. All good. The alarm.... though. She would hit snooze for 2 hours before getting up. I get once or twice BUT FOR 2 HOURS EVERY MORNING. SHEESH.
Like so much of Karl's 'nonsense' - it is totally relateable. I used to have a housemate who was like this. Just everything had to make a noise. Doors opening and shutting, kitchen cabinets being opened and closed like 8 times for some reason.
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I love how he gets angry at his own anecdote
That's exactly what I was going to say, you beat me to it..
Cuz he’s reliving it lol
One of the few times he sounds genuinely angry.
It’s so funny man, I burst out laughing
He’s done you there
suzanne is his caretaker and he is the caretaker for suzanne's house
A "Karltaker", one might call Suzanne.
@@lessevdoolbretsim That makes it sound like she's kidnapped him.
Inb4 Karltaken is the next film in the Taken series.
@@ScoopMeisterGeneral
Good observation. I hadn't thought of that.
Karl is a character.
*ouse.
"Replacing stuff that she's FUCKED up!"
"Replacing things that she's FOOKED up."
the most liked comment in the video and it's a fucking misquote
Yeah, he's not from Newcastle he says fucked not fooked
At first I thought it sounded more like "forked", but it sounds like it rhymes with "foot". :)
@@drogz *fooking misquote
Makes me think of Conor McGregor. "Who the fook is this guy?"
" 'eavy 'anded."
Uzan
@@DevilishBeaver0 boundn' abou'
Karl is supernaturally funny.
Rob Vel what this before derek?
@El Matadores correction in 2006 they were still doing XFM. HBO bought only Podcasts for their cartoon. I believe first podcast episode was 2008.
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Im so depressed and stressed out in my life right now. Like never before. And listening Karl calms me down.
Hope you're feeling better now friend
Same here, Mate, on both fronts.
Karl is entertaining and so sweet actually. Think he needs a HUG❣️
Same man, hope ur better now I'm going through it
You should seek professional help. This is only hilarious, hysterical temporary relief.
I can relate to Karl here, I've always been quiet around the house, especially if others are asleep but, I always seem to be around people who don't understand the concept of being quiet, doors slamming, shouting, banging things around at 6am, it's crazy. I'm a light sleeper, lighter than most so, that's a big reason, but I've never woken anyone up coming home late
ricardios carbonara That you know of, do you mention everytime your woken up?
I’m the same. People slam doors, walk around loudly. I don’t understand how people can walk so loudly.
My house is on a slab of concrete, not elevated in anyway. But i can feel my wife and her 3 kids from one end of the house to another. I love them but damn it all, can ya please stop slamming, stuffing, and cramming everything?!
It's true. It's very frustrating when you're considerate towards other members of the household when they're sleeping, but as soon as the situation is reversed they crash around like a herd of elephants.
@Joe Average No need for the disclaimer when stating facts. The majority of the time, it is women.
"I'm wandering round replacing things that she's FUCKED UP."
Almost as good as when he said "You're not comin back ere, FUCK OFF." As the Pipe salesman.
Meh. They've done it before.
They’re weak anyway 😂
I love how he has genius comedic timing without even realizing it or trying 😂
He is realizing it … Jesus how are people so stupid to think he doesn‘t get it just watch an interview with him
@@IGotBoergscalm down
@@gagalover2k10 yeah I don’t know why i was such a dick there lol
Must have been a bad day
1:29 - "Suzanne!"
Joey Lock my favorite part
Ricky's laugh makes it 10x better too
@@StephNuggs Ricky's laugh makes everything 10x better
Funny
The whole quasimodo part is so damn funny.
*Evieandid* _latin_ _adj_ .alt (‘eavy ‘anded)
of or in description of, moving throughout the home causing unnecessary levels of noise and damaging curtains ‘n’ that.
That's pretty much what mothers do in the morning to wake everyone up, well at least Mexican moms
😂 Deserves way more likes
@Vladimir Harlow ikr it people who talk on speaker while screaming are the most annoying people ever, my grandma does that all the time and in public
"It's like the 'ulk's in the 'ouse!"
key to comedy is timing...Karl has that in SPADES!!!!!!
I'm convinced these three in a room together, are the funniest and most interesting thing on the planet.
I have to say, the animation for the Quasimodo bit is absolutely beautiful - The colours, the light, and the dramatic way Karlimodo jumps down at 1:28. Obviously they're mimicking Disney's Quasimodo, but for some reason, that makes it funnier too.
SUZANNE!
Slays me every time hahahah!
"It's like the 'ulk's in the 'ouse."
there´s a horse in the house
I love how you've made the exact same comment twice (with the exception of the apostrophe in "it's" and an exclamation mark at the end instead) with three years apart between them.
Scuhbee Jesus, you’re right. I guess my enthusiasm for Karl is a constant in my life.
@@shooby9496 lmao
i so want to hear Suzanne talk about karl.
The animation in this is cracks me up Every time without fail 😂😂
Very well done.
Agreed. Shame they didn't do it for season 3 onwards.... Absolutely brilliant 👏👏
1:29 Soozan! I spat my toast out
I like how Ricky and Steve try to paint Karl as an idiot, but this honestly is so relatable. My mom and dad aren't as bad as how Suzanne is portrayed, but they're known to try to force things when they don't work, like DVD players or lawn mowers. I may not be Mr. Fix-it, but like Karl said, "If it doesn't work, it doesn't work!" Just tell me if it's having an issue and I'll try to fix it properly or if all else fails, call someone who can, but don't try to force things or bang them like that's going to solve all your problems!
I think there's a Karl Pilkington in everyone. The only difference is that we try not to be him, but he doesn't care, which is what makes him so funny, and why everyone loves him.
"So what else has she broken?"
LOLLLL
i love how Steve and Ricky are just giving Karl shit for a completely legitimate complaint.
Tombocartoons pretty much
id say 60% of the shit they give him is unnecessary
I think they are really just laughing in agreement with him.
They're not laughing about what hes talking about, they're laughting at the way he's saying it. His comedic timing, however accidental, is amazing.
i love the "i let her get up", like he is doing her a favor, and he is granting his permission for this to happen
He probably is doing her a favor by letting her get up on her own, instead of "Did I tell you about the immune system?".
I love the anecdotes that feature Suzanne :') The stuff she must have to put up with!
I just went through hell to remember whare i have heard this 'I don't want them to see me' part in that voice.
I can go to sleep now.
Leteca Tiina where is it from?
@@jakekleemann1011 quasimodo
Thing is, Karl always says he enjoys doing jobs around the house. If he has Suzanne going around and constantly breaking shit, she’s sort of doing him a favour. They’re a perfect match !
Karl is a genius I swear. No one else could come up with this character. I simply love listening to him.
He's not a character
He’s an actor called graham
I opened the blinds in a window recently and ripped them off the wall They were just old I guess. I immediately thought of Suzanne and if Karl was there he would get mad at me being "heavy handed"
Easily one of my favourite stories from Karl, can tell he's being real because he's fizzing 2 minutes in to his own story 😂
one of my favorite karl moments
A very understandable position from Karl, for once.
He gets himself so worked up at the end!! HAHAHA!!!
I think I identify with Quasimodo, I rarely interact with people, I avoid social situations like the plague and I like to keep the house dark
There are dozens of us! Dozens!
the way he delivers that final line is so perfect. ties the whole bit together
Women are just naturally loud. My mother used to get up earlier than us on weekends (when I was a kid/teen) and she'd always be banging about - nothing was ever quiet.
My sister is always breaking stuff because she forces things, then I have to go round her house and fix it.
And in my houseshare, my flatmate who is a girl is really loud in anything she does. She leaves the house at 6am and I've never heard someone who fucks around with the front door lock for so long, and she's got so many keys on her keyring you can hear them jangling from down the street. She even makes crazy amounts of noise walking up the stairs - she's only 5ft 3 but she stomps up the stairs as though she's a 300lb bloke.
Odd to hear Steve say "that seems early" at an alarm being set at 7.00am. I would say that anything between 6.00 and 8.00am is normal for getting up during a weekday.
Ikr I've been getting up at seven since fucking primary school
ive been waking at 5:30 since 6th grade to catch the bus lol
Half 4 or 5 in the morning, I'm no stranger to it
Well Steve is rich... rich people get up when they want
@@bigman25plus25 the one thing the rich share with the unemployed
No one could be as gormless as Pilkington
"Wandering around fixing things that she's FUCKED UP" that made me laugh more than it should have.
You know, Quasimodo predicted all of this.
???
SUZANNE - God I love steve!
i've probably commented this on other clips but steve's laugh? precious
One of the funniest animations from the show in my opinion
I think Susanne lives in Karls head only.
"I'm doin" DIY. I'm quot 'appy."
I love Steves laugh in this as it builds 🤣 its like he knows something good is coming
Karl's my favourite.
Such a special kind of humour, I love it !!!
I know exactly what he means - gf banging doors and whacking things - it's mental - too much energy
gaffer91 My father calls my mother’s behavior “hammer-handed.”
The shutters? Where do you live the old west?
The last bit is my favourite line, "That's my life nowadays. I'm like a caretaker to Suzanne's house fixing things that she's FUCKED UP!"
Karl is certainly in the right on this
I love Karl and one of the things I find lovable is how even he stays with Steve and Ricky. But he does really get fired up on the subject of Suzanne. Kind of sweet in an odd way.
I COMPLETELY understand what this guy's talking about with "heavy handed". Women- just use it, and stop breaking shit all the time and then say "it broke" like it happened on it's own.
I think about this moment religiously
"What a mong!" 😂
Ok show of hands hunchback of Notre Dame starring Karl pilkington.
Sweet Jesus! Poor Suzanne 😂. That poor woman. 😂😂
"I'm running round replacing stuff that she's FUCKED UP" 💀🤣
this is my favourtie anecdote
I think all of Ricky's charaters in his shows are just based off anecdotes from Karl.
What a legend I love Karl
Karl is almost certainly on the spectrum.
The more anecdotes i hear, the more I'm convinced
How
@@Black.Sabbath
His strong aversion to loud noises.
His dislike of changes to routine.
His inability to focus on tasks and questions.
His inability to pick up on social cues.
Difficulty learning.
Obsession about a particular subject e.g. Insects and animals
He portrays many of my own symptoms. It makes life different, but not always difficult.
The clip of Suzanne looking like the Hulk lol
Suzzane and Karl are adorable - Suzzane is lucky to have him :)
It's fooking true though.. I get up 5-6 days a week for work at 4.45am and get ready quiet as a mouse.. even the dogs don't wake up.. the one morning I get a lay in and the wife has to get up 1st it is definitely like the hulk is "knocking about" 😂😂
that,sir..are the most beautiful quote i've ever heard. and i'm not being sarcastic here..i really think its the most beautiful quote ever
1 ov the funniest people out there needs a load ov credit he does
I relate to Karl so much here
Wise words my friend :)
"Say no more.........but if it was a man making the noise!"
My wife does the same thing. Cupboards and drawers slamming.
I think this is the first time I’ve ever heard Karl say “Fuck”
Now we know wher Ricky gotthe idea for Karls character in Derek. I bet Ricky never even wrote a script for Karl.
BananaMilkshake he wrote a script, but told Karl to say the lines as he would in real life XD
Did the animator ever have to animate a smile on Karl’s face for this show?
oh karl. karl karl karl. absolutely love him.
I'm sure Suzanne had some things to say to Karl after hearing this lol.
I love that bit
You can sense the love...
I agree. And it should focus on Karl and Suzanne. It would be hysterical. XD
He doesn't use a lot of filler words. Very intelligent
Typical old school guy.
I think every man who has a wife or GF who goes to work earlier than they do has the same problem. Mine's a teacher and she sets three bloody alarms. "just to be sure"....unbelievable!
What episode is this? I have to watch it all!!
A happy relationship indeed
The Hulks in the house...
Pounding about...
😄😄
Id luv a know wah episode dis is? Any guess?
Love Smirch... SUZANNE!
I lived with a lass for 15 years. I used to walk the dog with her to the train station of a morning. All good. The alarm.... though. She would hit snooze for 2 hours before getting up. I get once or twice BUT FOR 2 HOURS EVERY MORNING. SHEESH.
Like so much of Karl's 'nonsense' - it is totally relateable.
I used to have a housemate who was like this. Just everything had to make a noise. Doors opening and shutting, kitchen cabinets being opened and closed like 8 times for some reason.
Bangin’ about
According to Ricky Suzanne has a proper job. I would say putting up with Ricky all day is a proper job.
wow, he was a producer, now he is an actor
I for one think Karl probably does a fine job fixing things
“ ‘eavy ‘anded” - Karl Pilkington
seems like a lovely relationship. She seems like a very lucky women.
They should do a Karl Pilkington cartoon series.
They did: you're watching it.
Remember when Harry still made things?
Does anyone know which series (and episode if possible) of the original podcasts this is from????
+9FORDIE9 Wasn't in the regular series. A special podcast given away for free from memory.
This might be the funniest of them all! Wahahaa XD
Suzanne must be related to my wife.