Hilarious Karl Pilkington

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  • Опубликовано: 7 окт 2024
  • Considering how many X FM shows/podcasts there are & that almost everything that comes out of Karl's mouth is comedy gold it's difficult to put together a list of his funniest comments. Therefore here are just a handful of my favourites.

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  • @Enoughdata
    @Enoughdata 9 лет назад +170

    I click on the video and hear "there's a shadow some where" and im already dying of laughter.

  • @TheBlackJacksItalia
    @TheBlackJacksItalia 12 лет назад +90

    "a fire that didn't happen,a wife that didn't exist,and a cat that didn't look happy"
    possibly the best sentence ever

    • @timwideman8824
      @timwideman8824 2 года назад +1

      “Cats don’t like spirits do they?”

  • @beesfoot
    @beesfoot 9 лет назад +99

    "It was pushing people off their bikes" - I nearly lost a lung laughing!

    • @mattt2523
      @mattt2523 3 года назад +7

      Karl could have a go at changing your lung an that

  • @Vikingarmrestling
    @Vikingarmrestling 10 лет назад +49

    I literally died listening to this, And now my cat is looking at me funny

  • @ValkyrieDaisy95
    @ValkyrieDaisy95 10 лет назад +21

    7:27 onwards Ricky's constant giggling had me in stitches XD!!

  • @fltravi
    @fltravi 10 лет назад +26

    the way he says "SLUGS" at 7:27 it's too much for me to handle.

  • @DavidMcmenemy
    @DavidMcmenemy 9 лет назад +20

    6:10 "Oh shut the fff...oh Karrfffff"

  • @579SMP
    @579SMP 11 лет назад +10

    A fire that didn't happen, a wife that didn't exist and a cat that didn't look happy.
    Fucking brilliant.

  • @EJTaylor8
    @EJTaylor8 4 года назад +4

    OH SORRYYYYYYYYYYYY, I THOUGHT IT WAS SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIITE, I DIDN’T REALISE IT WAS ON THE INTERNET

  • @williambradley2465
    @williambradley2465 9 лет назад +9

    'There's this shadow, walking about!' Haha

  • @meseretshefaraw6078
    @meseretshefaraw6078 8 лет назад +7

    can't get enough of Karl Pilkington he is such a funny man😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @philnoble2218
    @philnoble2218 5 лет назад +7

    Just the best comedy ever imo.

  • @MIDImorphosis
    @MIDImorphosis 11 лет назад +41

    I like how in Steves fake story his friend stayed on the phone until the pizza got there

  • @carlabarrera8850
    @carlabarrera8850 9 лет назад +10

    Thanks so much for uploading these! They keep me going in between heavy studying sessions :D lol

  • @cwhaley2486
    @cwhaley2486 11 лет назад +17

    If you got to where he grew up in Sale (part of Manchester) and ask the old neighbours that still live there, many will confirm all of Karl's stories of "the old woman with the husband in a basket", or the house "with a horse in the living room". All his siblings are real, and his parents do indeed now live in Wales.
    I was also sad enough to track down the guys that ran the place Karl used to work years ago (B&M Print, in Trafford Park), and they confirmed he was an idiot.

    • @philnoble2218
      @philnoble2218 5 лет назад +3

      Really? That's awesome! 👍Wonder where in Wales? North I'd guess, I'm down the South.

    • @mattt2523
      @mattt2523 3 года назад +4

      @@philnoble2218 if any of your shopping goes missing you'll know his dad's close

    • @TheDapperSwindler
      @TheDapperSwindler 3 года назад +5

      @@mattt2523 DADDY nevergonna STO-O-O-P robbin' from TEEEEEELEPHOOOONE BOX-OX-OX-OX-OX

    • @mattt2523
      @mattt2523 3 года назад

      @@TheDapperSwindler 🤣🤣

  • @Charango123quena
    @Charango123quena 12 лет назад +3

    " a cat that didn't look happy.." LOL

  • @TheKarate10
    @TheKarate10 11 лет назад +8

    "There's a shadow somewhere" Greatest way to start a video :)

  • @terrymcaleny968
    @terrymcaleny968 7 лет назад +8

    School photograph they where like hang on a minute....

  • @sophieewohaa
    @sophieewohaa 11 лет назад +7

    "It's a bit weird but it's not harming anyone" is what they said about Karl.

  • @AndyH91
    @AndyH91 4 года назад +5

    "THEY'RE BORN HAIRY!!!"

  • @imtroublesome
    @imtroublesome 3 года назад +3

    A pork chop🤣💦

  • @Kopite4life12
    @Kopite4life12 10 лет назад +19

    Only Man United fan in the world I absolutely love!!

  • @toolworks
    @toolworks 12 лет назад +4

    On the slug one you can hear Ricky crying with laughter the whole way through XD

  • @anthonyfreeman7807
    @anthonyfreeman7807 11 лет назад +3

    THIS was on the INTERNET!

  • @Darkphantaria
    @Darkphantaria 11 лет назад +7

    Karl should write kids stories!

  • @samspade3678
    @samspade3678 9 лет назад +5

    I had tears laughing so hard.... ;-)

  • @Wrathmont313
    @Wrathmont313 12 лет назад +3

    "There was a shadow somewhere..."

  • @Donbunsupport
    @Donbunsupport 10 лет назад +2

    Karl, I really enjoy your stories. Thank you.

  • @95petej
    @95petej 12 лет назад +3

    Ricky's laugh is so beautiful.

  • @samfuller15
    @samfuller15 8 лет назад +3

    Lego of that Looooooool

  • @carolelerman9686
    @carolelerman9686 7 лет назад +1

    The slugs are eating the glue..... I died!

  • @DrunkTalkin
    @DrunkTalkin 3 года назад +1

    Man alive, Karl.

  • @Sheak04
    @Sheak04 12 лет назад +3

    "THIS was on the internet"

  • @RatelHBadger
    @RatelHBadger 6 лет назад +3

    "...it was on the Internet..."

  • @09ginga09
    @09ginga09 12 лет назад +5

    Did anyone else genuinely want to hear the rest of the brain boiling story from karl lmao

  • @Marasma101
    @Marasma101 12 лет назад +2

    "It's tinging it's way up the tube!"

  • @spinny003
    @spinny003 4 года назад

    I knew from his first statement, that this was gonna be a good one.

  • @tom-du2tq
    @tom-du2tq 8 лет назад +2

    This!... Was on the Internet.

    • @Asidders
      @Asidders 5 лет назад +2

      Oh, SOOO-REEEEE.

  • @basketballmarco
    @basketballmarco 12 лет назад +1

    MORE PLEASE!

  • @codecrt321
    @codecrt321 11 лет назад +2

    Well if he isn't acting then he is truly one of the best actors in history. Ricky and Steve have dealt with this idea that Karl Pilkington is an actor for so long, their response is simply if they were capable of creating such a great character, Sky wouldn't be the place where the sent him.

  • @colinspence9176
    @colinspence9176 2 года назад

    Turns out they’d bought a chimp. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @skirvin
    @skirvin 12 лет назад +3

    ...and a cat that didn't look happy.

  • @gavhenrad
    @gavhenrad 11 лет назад +2

    I'd bum Karl in all of these photos.

  • @jukejuk
    @jukejuk 12 лет назад +1

    you missed rickys reaction to 'boiled her brain' thats the best bit

  • @llynfach
    @llynfach 10 лет назад +4

    Ricky is very clever and funny, but his too-frequent interruptions rob us of precious Karlisms.

  • @Marasma101
    @Marasma101 12 лет назад +3

    mad innit

  • @terrymcaleny968
    @terrymcaleny968 7 лет назад +9

    It got hairier.

  • @Cumminz123
    @Cumminz123 11 лет назад

    Karl is like no other. He is the original of....well, whatever he is. He's to genius to be compared to anyone. Especially Larry the cable guy.

  • @Narseln
    @Narseln 12 лет назад

    Nice upload, I only wish you had included a bit more of the "boild 'er brane" exchange ^^

  • @TechnoBambino
    @TechnoBambino 11 лет назад

    Ah! Thank you. I remember it was an abbreviation, but couldn't remember exactly what it was :)

  • @ppumpkin3282
    @ppumpkin3282 6 лет назад

    Karl really knows how to pull Ricky's chain.

  • @MayerHendrix
    @MayerHendrix 11 лет назад

    Without a doubt!

  • @stud105
    @stud105 2 года назад

    "boils her brain"

  • @codecrt321
    @codecrt321 11 лет назад

    Another strong argument that suggests that he isn't a character is the fact that he has done acting jobs for Ricky Gervais before in Derek, in the bloopers he breaks out of his character and he is back to being Karl Pilkington again. Fame hasn't changed in because he doesn't really connect with his fans in the same way that most people do. He doesn't have a twitter account or anything like that.

  • @Iconoclast792
    @Iconoclast792 12 лет назад

    SHADDAP YA BRIT

  • @grahamparr3933
    @grahamparr3933 3 года назад

    Looked up the slug story, it was in the Daily Telegraph and Yorkshire Post, so....

  • @bobolinho1
    @bobolinho1 11 лет назад +1

    Poor Graham.

  • @Ulrna
    @Ulrna 11 лет назад

    we're all characters

  • @TechnoBambino
    @TechnoBambino 11 лет назад

    Lego means 'play well' in the country it was made in (can't remember what country)

  • @banevengeance
    @banevengeance 10 лет назад

    Hilarious.

  • @hypermecha223
    @hypermecha223 11 лет назад

    Yeah, I know! That's why these things are called "videos," they actually move!

  • @LeafShade
    @LeafShade 8 лет назад +4

    The pork chop tumor thing is actually (supposedly) true, a morbidly obese woman had it stuck in her fat folds....

  • @landondonovanify
    @landondonovanify 11 лет назад +2

    so not a character, I know people like this...

  • @stephentierney696
    @stephentierney696 4 года назад

    Why dont they let him finish ? He's hilarious

  • @informationclassified3423
    @informationclassified3423 8 лет назад

    dude I laugh so hard at him I inherited cancer.

  • @andrewbeeable
    @andrewbeeable 11 лет назад

    He wouldn't like that.

  • @timwideman8824
    @timwideman8824 2 года назад

    I suppose I’d let Rick and Steve call me a stupid mank twat if they’d fly me around the world to see cool things.

  • @monkey97x
    @monkey97x 12 лет назад

    Oed'en, get some syrup of figs down yer.

  • @AbadyDoubleX
    @AbadyDoubleX 12 лет назад

    ''oh shut the ff,, ohh ka.. ff..''

  • @mscottveach
    @mscottveach 11 лет назад

    Huh, I wasn't even really aware that this comes up a lot. And I'm not sure the guys who created David Brent and Gareth Keenan should be using arguments like "if we were capable of creating a character this good," you know? It doesn't make or break their argument but still...
    Okay, so say, he's real. Then what is his response to the general public reaction to him? Seems like he would change in reaction to all the judgement? I think his lack of rxn is what made me think eh is a character.

  • @BggProductions
    @BggProductions 12 лет назад

    THEY'RE BORN HAIRY!!! Such venom!

  • @ashk666
    @ashk666 12 лет назад

    Lego o'that

  • @mscottveach
    @mscottveach 11 лет назад

    how do you know? i mean it's not that i'm sure he isn't, if you have some way of knowing, i'll believe you, but what makes you so sure?

  • @JL46L88
    @JL46L88 4 года назад

    Mad innit?

  • @sprPee
    @sprPee 12 лет назад +2

    weird init

  • @FergVP
    @FergVP 12 лет назад +1

    play a record..

  • @informationclassified3423
    @informationclassified3423 8 лет назад

    a pork chop five years ago

  • @scerpalman
    @scerpalman 12 лет назад

    the slug story is true... to an extent

  • @guzonjinsin88
    @guzonjinsin88 11 лет назад

    lool

  • @DeanoPiano
    @DeanoPiano 11 лет назад

    Can anyone direct me to some truth or a real article about the 'Boston Shadow' incident?

  • @BUSHBYGOONER
    @BUSHBYGOONER 11 лет назад

    are you graham :)

  • @krokskogen
    @krokskogen 11 лет назад +1

    ..didn´t look appy* :)

  • @ZabimaruBankai93
    @ZabimaruBankai93 12 лет назад

    He's like a British Larry the cable guy.

  • @ReformistYeti
    @ReformistYeti 12 лет назад

    *Generic comment about how you're making a generic comment about a quote*

  • @joesoap81
    @joesoap81 11 лет назад

    Denmark,Leg Godt = Play Well.

  • @hypermecha223
    @hypermecha223 11 лет назад

    One person thinks Ricky & Steve are bullies, and it's just not funny.

  • @wuzcloopin
    @wuzcloopin 12 лет назад

    The problem is...slugs.

  • @dvarblo
    @dvarblo 11 лет назад +1

    the slug story was true!

  • @seandan7873
    @seandan7873 3 года назад

    Lettuce! Not Letters!
    ...stoopid sloogs

  • @petetaichi414
    @petetaichi414 11 лет назад

    your all living in the shadows

  • @mscottveach
    @mscottveach 11 лет назад

    no, c'mon, karl's a character.. he's not really like this... i mean is he? no.. he plays into his role for the comedy...

  • @dabombistshiznit
    @dabombistshiznit 11 лет назад

    that pork chop bit has to be the dumbest thing he has ever said

    • @ketgremlin8776
      @ketgremlin8776 5 лет назад

      dabombistshiznit it’s acc true though

  • @pietrobassosilva2379
    @pietrobassosilva2379 12 лет назад +1

    Don't. Talk. Shit!

  • @codecrt321
    @codecrt321 11 лет назад

    He's not a character.

  • @StephenPike
    @StephenPike 11 лет назад

    sorry, SORRY... I thought it was SHITE.

  • @VColossalV
    @VColossalV 11 лет назад

    Except sometimes, like the shadow story, load of bollocks l0l

  • @YuttyBuddy
    @YuttyBuddy 12 лет назад

    and americans..... hmm

  • @ADHadh
    @ADHadh 5 лет назад

    Ricky can't into humour on the spot. He just either laughs or shouts at Karl, where he should be pushing the story to be even more ridiculous.

  • @ElNicco1
    @ElNicco1 11 лет назад

    how wrong-----

  • @hypermecha223
    @hypermecha223 11 лет назад

    Yeah except Karl is funny.