Hilarious Karl Pilkington 5

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  • Опубликовано: 25 ноя 2024

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  • @oneonetwothreefiveeight
    @oneonetwothreefiveeight 12 лет назад +127

    fingers hovering over the volume knob in anticipation of ricky's laugh

  • @MMKLYH
    @MMKLYH 6 лет назад +16

    There are always times of the year where I will watch Karl pilkington every day for a few weeks and these are the best times of the year

  • @rchaffer
    @rchaffer 11 лет назад +72

    5:40 - the things in Gremlins were actually called Mogwai, which explains why he went in that direction by Mowgli

    • @Bradless09
      @Bradless09 4 года назад +8

      Thanks Gremlin expert

    • @murilloomarson3061
      @murilloomarson3061 4 года назад +2

      Yeah Ricky's such total asshat too busy bullying the poor fellow. Sad really that he must do this to a simpleton to feel smart.

    • @DovahFett
      @DovahFett 4 года назад +8

      @@murilloomarson3061 You know not even Karl considered it bullying, and people asked him all the time if he ever felt he was being bullied. You know what his response always was? He said that people like you that accuse Ricky of abusing him are wasting your time and his time because all you do is just that, accuse. The complaints and objections of people like you changed nothing for Karl. To him talk is meaningless.
      And Karl's far from being some "poor fellow", Ricky's made him a millionaire, paid for him to travel the world, made him world famous, etc. Who knows where he would have ended up without Ricky. Being called a buffoon (which Karl himself has admitted to on occasion) is a small sacrifice to make for all of that.
      I also don't think Ricky does it to feel smart. He does it because it entertains him and the listener, and he knows how to get the best out of Karl. If he simply wanted to feel smart he'd go home and stare at his awards.

    • @murilloomarson3061
      @murilloomarson3061 4 года назад

      @Oblivion'sLegend too long... didn't waste time reading it. make it shorter.

    • @DovahFett
      @DovahFett 4 года назад +11

      @@murilloomarson3061 Words too long. Hurt caveman brain. Me go hit rock with head instead.

  • @1Kilili
    @1Kilili 10 лет назад +77

    Karl is soooo refreshingly authentic and pure. We all need to be a little more like Karly Pilkington :)

  • @hypermecha223
    @hypermecha223 12 лет назад +47

    Steve: "There's no RAM pack - BLURGH"
    oh my god I laughed so hard I choked...seriously one of the funniest moments ever.

  • @emweeriot1081
    @emweeriot1081 8 лет назад +69

    I was that wound up, I was sick

    • @CARLIN4737
      @CARLIN4737 5 лет назад +1

      👍 liked I

    • @DayneGodwin
      @DayneGodwin 3 года назад +1

      "What do you mean I can't play Frogger?! *bluurghhh*"

  • @w8omg
    @w8omg 10 лет назад +57

    I love the part about "what were the things in "Gremlins" called?
    Very funny but I did know the word he was actually looking for was "Mogwai" not "gremlins"

    • @NiallSlimDrew
      @NiallSlimDrew 10 лет назад +4

      Well, technically they are called Gremlins but that one Gremlin was called Mogwai. If he said that "Whats that thing (singular) in Gremlins called" then he would of worked.
      /grammernazi

    • @thomasanderson6931
      @thomasanderson6931 10 лет назад +17

      Niall Drew Actually I think the mogwai where the little fluffy things that gizmo is and the gremlins are the scaly green bastards that spawned off of him.

    • @alriooreo
      @alriooreo 10 лет назад +4

      Thomas Anderson
      Bang on

    • @w8omg
      @w8omg 9 лет назад

      ***** The plural of Mogwai is Mogwai.

    • @science8865
      @science8865 9 лет назад

      +FrigginTiiX Gremlins are evil or at least mischievous in Western mythology so both names fit the bad guys. Anyway, don't forget that they are the same creature, just different "phases". Loving the pedantry folk.

  • @jenspyck
    @jenspyck 12 лет назад +25

    "Jafa cakes cure cancer"
    I died!!!
    PLAY A RECORD

  • @ItsYaBoyYogi
    @ItsYaBoyYogi 2 года назад +7

    11:26 I love how tickled Karl is here lol

  • @JVCLUMD99
    @JVCLUMD99 12 лет назад +2

    i don't think i will ever get bored of Karl

  • @SoftwareTheft
    @SoftwareTheft 12 лет назад +7

    'where are we?' can't manage to locate himself in the space time continuum.

  • @Jezidka
    @Jezidka 11 лет назад +28

    I've never heard Karl laugh so much. it's so strange and cute.

    • @blkcpdconure
      @blkcpdconure 10 лет назад +20

      An Idiot Abroad: Bucket List in the episode where he goes to New Zealand to bungee jump(doesn't do it) then ends up at that island where he does a 5 foot bungee jump. Then he talks to Ricky on the phone and genuinely laughs at himself. I love that scene!

    • @w8m4n
      @w8m4n 6 лет назад

      blkcpdconure yeah haha me too. He loves it. Probably the most I've seen him laugh. Always gets me

  • @sonnieM
    @sonnieM 8 лет назад +7

    When he mentioned Tandys 😂😂😂 that's where I got my Atari from lol

    • @14kip
      @14kip 6 лет назад +1

      Sonya Millward lol I csn remember buying my Nintendo from there 😂

  • @pennycolquitt2595
    @pennycolquitt2595 8 лет назад +9

    They need to create a series that is all recreations of events from Karl's childhood. Surely it would be a huge hit. Sort of like shameless but more bizarre.

  • @harrychalmers2141
    @harrychalmers2141 10 лет назад +8

    "Where are we?" Hahahaha

  • @ketgremlin8776
    @ketgremlin8776 5 лет назад +21

    “What are the things in gremlins called”

  • @Sheak04
    @Sheak04 12 лет назад +19

    imagine the crazy shit suzanne has heard

  • @ITILII
    @ITILII 3 года назад +1

    Who don't LOVE Pilky !!!!! Karl Pilkington for President of Society !!!😂

  • @JimbobFaz
    @JimbobFaz 12 лет назад +2

    Karl is the best, he speaks his mind and it is amazing!

  • @Gamerinthehive
    @Gamerinthehive 2 года назад +2

    Met him a few years ago on his book tour, he is exactly the same in person too

  • @cerealfamine1
    @cerealfamine1 8 лет назад +7

    when did the bee sting you? when i was playing football. hahaha

    • @Paddy.C
      @Paddy.C 8 лет назад +1

      "No,I mean actually at what point during this story."
      "Just after halftime."
      Fucking priceless!!

  • @paulbradford8240
    @paulbradford8240 Год назад

    Steve :- "You're not confusing your past with an episode of Dr Who?" That made me laugh out loud and I'm on my own. So quick.

  • @ineffablemars
    @ineffablemars 9 лет назад +18

    11:33 I love hearing Karl laugh.

  • @noveltybobel
    @noveltybobel 11 лет назад +5

    I would love to live my life with Karl Pilkington's brain in my head

  • @shotsnoods
    @shotsnoods 12 лет назад +2

    I SWEAR, THIS BLOKE IS A FUCKING LEGEND.

  • @Tehweirdkat
    @Tehweirdkat 12 лет назад +2

    I lost it when Ricky said "For a snack" :'D

  • @freddieandthebear
    @freddieandthebear 11 лет назад +3

    small cake, one half spongy, the other side has a bit of strong orange jelly hidden beneath a chocolate coating. (tea dipping risk = high)

  • @MrDungleweed
    @MrDungleweed 11 лет назад +4

    Comedy genius. Karl Pilkington!

  • @josephperei2024
    @josephperei2024 Год назад

    "What were the 'things' in gremlins called?" 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @JG-ib7xk
    @JG-ib7xk 6 лет назад +4

    "After half time."

  • @stocksyere
    @stocksyere 4 года назад +1

    Train set blown up 😂😂

  • @2006MC
    @2006MC 11 лет назад

    LOL thank you for the explanations, the jaffa cake bit was probably the hardest I laughed during this video...that and "they die don't they?"

  • @Zissou115
    @Zissou115 8 лет назад

    "I'm not sure you're from Manchester. I think you're from like Narnia or something" hahaha

  • @clearedforlandingsim
    @clearedforlandingsim 12 лет назад +1

    09:51
    Steve: "Where was she ( the elephant woman) going?"
    Ricky: "London Zoo please, brrrrrroooooooooo" hahaa brilliant

  • @johmedis
    @johmedis 12 лет назад +2

    "I'll be uhh... I'll be thirty next month. This month. No, next- Wha- Where are we?!"

  • @crafty192
    @crafty192 11 лет назад +1

    Yeah thats what I was thinking, like the animated show is the same conversations but re-done with swearing and extra bits of info

  • @markgriffin6197
    @markgriffin6197 9 лет назад +1

    Karl is just class he realy makes me laugh

  • @THerculez
    @THerculez 9 лет назад +7

    How could you have not seen your brother for 11 years that's insane

  • @Razvan90
    @Razvan90 9 лет назад +9

    What are the things in 'Gremlins' called?

  • @crafty192
    @crafty192 11 лет назад +2

    I listen to these guys all the time, but they often have the same conversations 2 or more times and its like they are having it for the first time. Sometimes makes me think that they set the conversations up on purpose

  • @2006MC
    @2006MC 11 лет назад

    it's funny you guys explained it to me using the term biscuit haha....luckily I know that that's what we call a cookie lol

  • @deanmarriott3123
    @deanmarriott3123 11 лет назад

    the amount of times i listened to this!

  • @geekydaddy7163
    @geekydaddy7163 Год назад

    All my youtube suggestions are Karl Pilkington videos😂

  • @lucaj3937
    @lucaj3937 11 лет назад +1

    you managed to get every sound level in this video completely different, amazing.

  • @woody4114
    @woody4114 12 лет назад

    I agree with you but you gotta admit its funny when karl is like "oh no" but yeh agree with you.

  • @Zerpentile93
    @Zerpentile93 11 лет назад +5

    I wonder how many other Karls there are out there who are not known. :)

  • @CoriniansSaySalame
    @CoriniansSaySalame 12 лет назад +1

    His face in the thumbnail XD

  • @optifog
    @optifog 12 лет назад

    I've told anecdotes more than once, and they're not fake. :P

  • @JelloMiniatures
    @JelloMiniatures 12 лет назад +1

    Mogwai when they are cute and cuddly, Gremlins when they go crazy.

  • @Metrallata
    @Metrallata 11 лет назад +3

    4:00 picture explanation- Karl showing how he has to pay to receive text messages, so ricky texts him things like this.

  • @jaythosonmp439
    @jaythosonmp439 4 года назад

    doctor: see mr gervais you have too much air in your lungs, i prescribe you with getting 2 stupid answers from karl pilkington for 4 days, you'll have no air left from laughing

  • @nflynn
    @nflynn Год назад +1

    Reality TV really missed an opp here, following Karl for a few days, would just have made such class TV

  • @TheLolPoster
    @TheLolPoster 12 лет назад

    Hes not on about the gremlins hes on about the cute ones :P

  • @vergil43
    @vergil43 12 лет назад +1

    Rickys face on karls phone gets me everytime

  • @CARLIN4737
    @CARLIN4737 5 лет назад +1

    Brilliant 🌞🌞cracking

  • @jojocamel60
    @jojocamel60 2 месяца назад

    Napoleon chose the Baggett for his troops because it's easier to carry. True story. Karl is an enigma.

  • @RoryEastwayMMA
    @RoryEastwayMMA 11 лет назад +1

    the bit when ricky and steve start making karl out to look like a fool for saying "What were the things in gremlins called?" after he hears the word 'Mogli' ... that bit pisses me off so much, because they were actually called Mogwai in gremlins and karl was spot on.. sorta ;)

  • @MrBuch169169
    @MrBuch169169 11 лет назад +2

    The things in Gremlins were called Mogwai. He's not thinking of 'gremlins'.

  • @JoeWrightGuitar
    @JoeWrightGuitar 11 лет назад

    Nicely done

  • @norituk9824
    @norituk9824 2 года назад +1

    Please give your Dad a message, Karl. Tell him not to come to Wales again.

  • @LucicPower
    @LucicPower 12 лет назад +1

    I think the Father on that 70's show might be Karls Father.

  • @Impulze08
    @Impulze08 11 лет назад

    They're a sort of cake/biscuit with a sponge base, and an orange-flavoured jelly coated in chocolate on top

  • @SuperflyGaming
    @SuperflyGaming 11 лет назад

    Custard Creams, Bourbon Creams, Malted Milk, Nice, Jaffa Cakes, Chocolate coated, Digestive, Rich Tea

  • @LouisInHD
    @LouisInHD 12 лет назад +1

    funnies't thing on youtube!

  • @Enceladus5280
    @Enceladus5280 11 лет назад

    All of those types you listed are available from every grocery and convenience store in America, and are located in, get this, the cookie aisle.

  • @DarkHelm78
    @DarkHelm78 12 лет назад +1

    If you get the mogwai wet, it will give birth to more mogwai.
    If you feed it after midnight, then it turns into a gremlin.

  • @freakkiller277
    @freakkiller277 11 лет назад

    well said

  • @AaRoNMaRsHy
    @AaRoNMaRsHy 11 лет назад

    its like a biscuit but soft like a cake coverd in chocolate and under the chocolate there is a orange flavored jelly lol thats how i would explain it and there really nice

  • @AlexLilley
    @AlexLilley 12 лет назад +1

    I wouldn't be surprised if they repeated this conversation somewhere later down the line and used that instead. They often repeat some of Karl's stories even in the podcasts from the radio show

  • @ofir12212
    @ofir12212 11 лет назад

    do one more!!

  • @videogameguitar-matt
    @videogameguitar-matt 11 лет назад

    The Mogwai spawns other Mogwai if it gets wet. The original was the only one that DIDN'T turn into a gremlin, If it eats after midnight it will turn, if it's spawn eat after midnight they will turn. In the end the original Mogwai is the only one who didn't (and refused) to eat after midnight.
    I feel old..... :D

  • @domo400
    @domo400 10 лет назад +2

    Cheers to the misfits!!

  • @A7ibAllah
    @A7ibAllah 9 лет назад +4

    Mogwaiiiiiiii!!!

    • @Zkkr429
      @Zkkr429 8 лет назад

      +A7ibAllah Gremlins you twunt!

    • @A7ibAllah
      @A7ibAllah 8 лет назад

      +Josh Hanson 🖕

    • @playstationnation1515
      @playstationnation1515 8 лет назад

      They're Mogwai until they are fed after midnight and transform so it all depends on what stage of the creatures he's thinking of from the movie.

    • @isaacharkton6169
      @isaacharkton6169 3 года назад

      Allah is gay

  • @animeswitch
    @animeswitch 11 лет назад

    the name for things like cookies like rich tea biscuits, hobnobs, custard creams, chocolate bonbons.

  • @seanuk7757
    @seanuk7757 Год назад

    Carl is 100% correct about the baguette

    • @LifeOfRy
      @LifeOfRy 2 месяца назад

      It's not proven. It's a contested theory more along the lines of myth or conspiracy.
      Could be true. But you can't say Karl is 100% correct.

    • @seanuk7757
      @seanuk7757 2 месяца назад

      You are correct. Alexa strikes again!

    • @LifeOfRy
      @LifeOfRy 2 месяца назад

      @@seanuk7757 it sounds as mad as any of the shite Karl comes out with so it’s totally forgivable 😂 and may be true!

  • @stewie1974
    @stewie1974 11 лет назад +1

    They were talking about mogli from the jungle book, karl asks what the things in Gremlins were called.... Come on Ricky, see the link... He was asking what the -non- Gremlins were... the Mogwai... Mogli...Mogwai....see the connection.

  • @psychobollox
    @psychobollox 12 лет назад

    holy fuck, batman! (excuse convoluted pun!)
    i've scanned that - very interesting ... gonna read properly later, when i've eaten.
    thank you ever so much for that! :)

  • @Crashpng
    @Crashpng 10 лет назад +1

    0:04 i luv english bull terriers

    • @WowGAM3RZ
      @WowGAM3RZ 9 лет назад

      MrSlothGameing love how you spelt "gaming" wrong xD looooool

    • @Crashpng
      @Crashpng 9 лет назад +1

      ***** XD ik

  • @FutureAbe
    @FutureAbe 12 лет назад

    good for you :)

  • @lanamal
    @lanamal 12 лет назад

    I wanted to say the same thing but these shows are years and years old lol..

  • @pepelucho1751
    @pepelucho1751 4 года назад +1

    Play a record!

  • @mickeyesa
    @mickeyesa 12 лет назад

    Yeah, he's naturally loud with a high pitched laugh. My laugh is the same way.

  • @ThePresident001
    @ThePresident001 9 лет назад +1

    Spuds for heads

  • @naqdensjam
    @naqdensjam 12 лет назад

    "What are the thhings in gremlins caled?"

  • @thebeatles240
    @thebeatles240 12 лет назад

    'What are the things in Gremlins called?'

  • @mikkyochimp
    @mikkyochimp 12 лет назад

    thats the whole point

  • @jedwardnygma9245
    @jedwardnygma9245 11 лет назад

    Karls brother is a FUCKING LEGEND!!!

  • @noveltybobel
    @noveltybobel 10 лет назад +11

    The thing about the French bread is true. Look it up

  • @williamjglover
    @williamjglover 12 лет назад +1

    To be fair to karl, he was thinking of Mogwai, not Gremlins

  • @devilrobbie25
    @devilrobbie25 12 лет назад +1

    its not the sound quality its just his high pitched laugh, i find it the same on all these clips,

  • @0229jc94
    @0229jc94 11 лет назад

    Press pause -> press play -> press '5' a few times -> laugh

  • @CurtachiDKidd
    @CurtachiDKidd 12 лет назад

    this was 10 years ago wow

  • @onza222
    @onza222 12 лет назад

    6!!!

  • @14kip
    @14kip 12 лет назад +1

    eliphantitas haaaaaaa''''

  • @mogwaigremlin7188
    @mogwaigremlin7188 11 лет назад

    Kark is quite correct about the origins of the crusty bread butty.

  • @TheMrFunktastic2
    @TheMrFunktastic2 11 лет назад

    Fuckin' hippo in 'ere!

  • @Ellis01234567890
    @Ellis01234567890 11 лет назад

    Karl... We've had sky here for quite a while now... We even have internet.

  • @gazzage92
    @gazzage92 11 лет назад

    There called Mogwai when their normal but once they feed after midnight that's what turns them into Gremlins.

  • @eminc4135
    @eminc4135 11 лет назад

    And Karl is a lucky man.

  • @fonkyman
    @fonkyman 11 лет назад +2

    lol his life must be awesome hes famous for talking shit and being himself does it get any better