Halo Wars 2 Official War of Wits: The Sale
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Cortana: “Atriox, leader of the Banished, how do you stand?”
Atriox: “I’ll talk to my manager and see what I can do”
Atriox: Just a little longer. I'm talking to no one.
Great news, he said we negotiate your surrender
Atriox: "with my legs"
Lol
Hahaha
*"Warranties are for suckers."* - The empire after buying the death star.
Who needs a warranty when you can just build another one? Hell, you can even upscale and make one out of a planet!
@@username1660 and always blame the shotty exhaust port.
@@username1660 Except you only ever do it one at a time instead of having three at once.
Either the empire wants to display their power with only needing one or they fail to learn to have more at one time.
@@wack9923 even though a exhaust port size of a whomp rat for a station size of a moon and can destroy planets is really good ( also with all that exhaust it has it should push the torpedos out not suck in ).
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I accept this as canon
Lol
I wish XD
Ah yes
Agreed
This is why Atriox hates the UNSC, they cost him customers.
Cutter's approach: really elaborate.
Atriox's approach: quick and simple.
*evil* He he he he!
Atriox is also extremely good at thinking outside the box, and is always able to find and exploit weaknesses in his enemies' brilliant plans
Geez then I'm Cutter, because a lot of my plans are elaborate!
@@MCSPARTAN501
just as planned.atriox
Just like the gameplay honestly
Atriox: “All sales are final. We accept no take backs, no substitutions, no trades”
I would say this is the best line lol
It sounds like he is summoning the mechanical breakdown with those words.
Truly a strategic mastermind. He lost the battle but won the war
oh, so THAT'S what he said... Could'nt understand with the modified voice
@@michaelspencer8024 I had to go on a different video of well this video to figure out what he said lol
Meanwhile invisible Elites are laughing at the human’s efforts to win.
“What a fool.” 😂🤣
Not even joking, I think this is one of the best Halo trailers of all time
2nd best. First place goes to the ODST live action one.
post bungie halo. for sure
true
@@Starkiller_246 Halo Landfall is pretty god damned high too
Agreeed , it belongs in S Tier
Just the fact that this isn’t some sponsorship with some car company. This is just an ad they did. That is great.
I don't think any car company would want to show one of their cars breaking down lol
And then, micro transactions.
Based on the ending it was secretly a Chevrolet ad.
Would've been great regardless
This auto dealership is in my hometown lol!!
Plot Twist: Atriox is the one who sold the Infinity to the UNSC.
They didn't buy the warranty.
iok now i accept this being canon
I'm pretty sure this is canon yeah
HAHAHAHA best comment
no wonder it lasted 4 minutes
The Five Ships raming the infinity was actually just to inform them of their spaceships extended warranty.
"Do we have a deal?"
"Three.."
"SIX!"
Dead
I will get this car for 3k, and this is how!
I’ll open with a strategic withdraw.
Wait wait woah wait hold on
Mario Boy I’ll talk to my manger
Noah Sawyer just a little longer.....(humming) I’m talking to no-one.... great news! He said we can do 599....9
SCP-682 {The Hard to Destroy Lizard} then i will bait you with psychological warfare
Let me talk to him he seems more flexible
So this is what Atriox was doing while Escharum thought he was dead.
Armies dont fund themseleves 😉
'Banished! Used cars' (LC) is not liable for damages done after purchase
Yes this is atriox second job
Yes, but this was after he went on a plane where his seat was coincidentally next to Cutter.
He was talking to the protagonist in Battlefield 3.
In both of these, Atriox shows a simple yet effective strategy: he figures Cutter may figure out a way to win *somehow,* and thus leaves a trap for him if all else fails. Then he lets the encounter play out like normal, secure in the knowledge that he'll win no matter what. And I just learned a valuable lesson in strategy from a fake car commercial advertising a video game!
And my parents say you can't learn anything from video games
Atriox : car goes brrrr
Cutter's strategy is from Rommel: To attack swiftly on all fronts and strike hard when opponent is off-balance
Atriox's strategy is from Sun Tzu: To succeed in your goals in both victory and defeat
The enemy will always fall more easily for a trap they had to fight to reach.
"You may know everything I'm going to do, but that's not going to help because I know everything you're going to do! Strange isn't it?"
Why don’t we have more adds like this because this is genuinely entertaining to watch
Too many games take themselves so seriously these days
@@grandmastercadillac9052 true
@@grandmastercadillac9052 Seriously? you are joking aren't you?
Because that phenomenon was constrained solely to the 90s.
The Simulation was altered, and the code that allowed for quirky video game commercials was removed.
@@-_----- this wasn’t made in the 90s
Cortana: "Would you humor me? If you knew how you were going to die, how would you live your life differently?"
Atriox: "I would get that 6k from that car sale by not falling to his damn pun trap."
Cortana: *Dies*
😂
EPIC
Cortana : BRUH (DIES)
The banish is always one step ahead in some way
Cortana: Hol up this mf didn’t take the warranty?!
Atriox: yeah girl he got screwed big time in the end lol
Cortana: LMAO
Atriox: LMAO
Cortana: *dies*
Note to marketing teams: This is how you get people to turn off their adblock.
Marketing teams: "What they really want is a pop tune and a song about our new phone plan"
Everyone: "Cortana raise ad block"
Cortana: "Already done"
Adblock hasn't worked on RUclips for many months now so it's a moot point.
Do remind you if said marketing team are gonna do these kinds of ads, its gonna oversaturate and people will get bored of it
@@fulcrum2951 True.
@@Dr.Oofers🐪
This brings back how old video game commercials use to be
It also shows how good it can be if done right.
"Why did the Covenant declare war on humanity instead of become allies?"
Google: "Humanity was next in line after the Forerunners. This contradicted Covenant ideology."
Bing:
Atriox isn't in the Covenant
@@trainknut well not anymore
@@trainknut Bing is just that unreliable then.
The war was instigated by the Covenant, whose Prophets discovered that humans were directly related to the Forerunners. In order to keep the Covenant Empire intact, war was declared against humanity. -Google
Actually more like, it contradicted Truth, Mercy and Regret's bullshittery.
*“Warranties are for suckers”* - My last words before ramming a banshee into several Spartans eventually resulting the destruction of aforementioned banshee. Man I love vehicular manslaughter.
*due to armor lock
@@East_Coast_Toasty_Boy🐪
US Using Taiwan 🤔
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You may not believe me, but these characters literally saved the Halo Franchise
i think the weapon did.
""halo die in REACH""
@@HstarLore no it didn't if it wasn't for the banished we wouldn't even have Cortana 2.0
I mean they would have made them the “covenant 2.0” anyways in Infinite
@@Damien5 do u have data to back that up or are u just talking out ur ass?
It's been years since Halo Wars 2... and this still makes me laugh every time I see it!
I know exactly how you feel
I have no f****** idea how much atriox is just my favorite character in Halo franchise
Same
Wow more than half a decade damn
Halo wars 2 had banging ads
Franchise saving campaign with amazing improvements and great world building
Gameplay that at higher levels could use some more balancing but is a great game if you like strategies (which I do in this case).
Yet because they were building up to infinite they couldn’t do anything with the franchise until they knew it’s direction.
They teased brining the spirit of fire into the mainline games in the post credit scene and I’ll be damned if it doesn’t happen soonish. I wanna see cutter and laskey, Isabel and Roland (if he’s still alive) , Jerome and buck (the ODST that could and the Spartan who almost couldn’t).
Cutter has canonically said "warranty's are for suckers." And no one can change my mind on that.
Meanwhile, Escharum: “SET A LOAN WITH YOUR BANK, SPARTAN”
"Bare your balance!...Earn hard!!...Pay well!!"
Lmfao this is canon
And if you fail to pay back the loan, he will throw you into the house of reckoning
I wish I could tell you it was easy applying for the loan..... But it's not.....
I fucking love this comment honestly hahaha
“Ny name is Atriox, and this is the last vehicle you will ever drive.”
*Tosses John into a nearby scorpion with no warranty*
@@CatWithAOpinion your comment is better than mine, lol
*Puts on shades while heading towards Zeta Halo with a Cadillac*
@@CatWithAOpinion throws John in CE Warthog.
😆
ngl i completely forgot this exists.
the idea of Atriox, the guy who bested not one, not two, but _4_ spartans in one on one combat, one of wich was the master chief himself, being a used car salesman is the funniest shit ever.
do more of these plz 🤣
He bested 3 of those Spartans in what was basically a 1v3 fight. The Covenant's best warriors (e.g. Thel 'Vadamee) could probably defeat most Spartans 1v1, but I've never heard of anyone other than the Didact beating 3 Spartans at once.
@@MCSPARTAN501 Though in Red Team's defense, they were wearing outdated armor. As far as i'm aware, they were still wearing mk 4 mjolnir. Which didn't even have energy shields.
@@MCSPARTAN501 and correct me if im wrong but the didact wins though just better tech and not skill
@@scottgrasser9475 The Didact was presumably a skilled warrior, but yes, his tech was absolutely overwhelming. Atriox didn't need that against Red Team or the Master Chief.
@@philippeblais8594 Pretty sure better armor wouldn't have helped all that much. Dude caught em off guard in the dark with a melee weapon in close quarters. Planned that shit and took en out ruthlessly.
I’ll use this as a guide if I ever have to buy a used car.
If it works *PLEASE* tell that story here.
Well?
I just bought a new car and absolutely refused the warranty that they kept pushing on me. I kept thinking about this lol.
This is how I buy cars lol
@@Phoxxxx Nice. One possible retort to anyone pushing a warranty is to ask if the product is such garbage that it needs the warranty.
Captain cutters face when he said "warranties are for suckers" was priceless! XD
The way he whispers, "I'm talking to no one" when he's alone in the office cracks me up every time.
Edit: Over 2k Likes in 2 days?! That's amazing and insane thank you everyone
and in sing song no less. lol
Great news!
2K in 2 days? People are still watching this master piece? I LOVE THIS
I love the attention to detail of the prophet being pinned to the center of the dartboard while he's waiting as well!
@@firstname62 It's a little insane, but I dig it
That’s the most passive brute to have ever existed
Atriox ain't a normal brute by any means
Is no-one gonna talk about how they actually went to the trouble of using puppetry to bring Atriox to life, rather than cgi? And that it’s actually really good looking?
I’ve been looking for comments that bring that up. Imagine how long it took to make that thing all for it to show up in 2 ads.
I wouldn’t mind if the show did something similar. I’d rather really good puppetry than mediocre CG
It’s decent puppet work on the mouth. Body movements are a bit stiff and the lip movements themselves. But still good looking at the textures of the skin and armor.
I hope that puppet gets brought out for Microsoft HQ Halloween parties
This is funny to watch especially after the halo infinite opening. I’d like to think Atriox didn’t die. But instead he became a car salesmen.
Brutes never die, they are just selling cars
Maybe he pretended to die because he was tired of being the leader of the Banished, then he got a job at a car dealership to live a quiet life.
@@benatrix7965 it was a joke
Wait u til you see the after credits
I did esrkier
0:19 anyone notice the dart board?
Lol
I can’t tell if that’s regret or truth
@@curtismcneill9265 Probably Truth.
@@mattstorm360 It's Regret
Funny cause atriox's lore is revelant
0:19 I just realized Atriox's dartboard has the Prophet of Regret pinned in the middle
I love the idea that he went to the ring just get his head and then leave
And then the banished wipes out most of the UNSC in Halo Infinite. Was it worth the god damn car?
Cutter needed to get something for chief’s welcome party
Yes
its the principle that matters
Atriox was just trying to get some extra money for all the poor Brutes left without a home after the destruction of Doisac, he really is a great leader
Atriox: Beats up master chief as if he was nothing
Also Atriox: forced to sell car at a lower price
Plot twist: The car was never even worth 3k to begin with.
Probably worth 1k, the 5k gave him a safety net for hagglers like cutter, always advertise for higher, hagglers will go lower but within your margin, thus he was the true victor
Atriox sold Cutter a lemon for a hefty profit, bodying the Chief is hardly his greatest accomplishment
My name is Atriox, and this, is the last car you will ever, buy
Atriox is such a good cars sales man that he can find you the perfect car that will never fail you,
My name is Atriox, and this, is the last car you will ever, buy...from here XD
*from you!
Honestly a slice of life sitcom between all the halowars two leaders and core characters would hilarious
Fuck the Paramount+ show we need more of these two
there's a running joke about forge inexplicably being there despite having died in the original
Note: if Atriox ever willingly retreats or admits defeat, assume it's a trap.
"Lemme talk to him, he's seem more Flexible"
GOD I always love to rewatch this part.
This commercial feels like such a 2000's commercial
We need more commercials like this.
*Atriox slaps the roof of the car*
you can fit a whole squad of marines in this bad boy.
Name your price
Jerome
*d e a l*
The razorback prototype
*razorback intensifies*
i got a 30 second halo ad for this halo ad
charles lucio ikr
Seems to me that you have the luck of the Chief.
This and “The Armrest” are the best Halo Ads ever produced. They are truly amazing
Um…the “Believe” campaign tho
@@RyandBurtson kids these days don't know what quality is 🤷♂️
@@JennyGormanRitter get a sense of humour boomers
@@sodsurendunkhorol1576 lmao I'm 25 but okay kid
@@JennyGormanRitter believe was good but get at least a hint of humour, it doesn't suit you to be talking like a goddamn grandpa
No wonder Atriox beat the Master Chief to a pulp, he probably refused to buy the car.
Atriox tried to sell him a Civic Type R
But Chief saw it wasn’t a Type R and the logo was just glued to it.
“Warranties are for suckers!”…immediately needs warranty.
Warranty likely wouldn’t have covered it😂
@@GeneralX-s3m yeah the manufacturer looks for every reason to deny any warranty claims. Same with used car places with extended warranties.
"This must register on an emotional level...
First discombobulate, dazed discombobulate, distract target discombobulate, block his blind jab discombobulate, he'll attempt wild haymaker discombobulate, in summary... discombobulate"
Indeed
And Warranty is for Discombobulate.
"All sales are final. No take-backs. No substitutions. No warranties."
Halo brute suit >>>>>> cgi brute
I wouldn’t be mad if the Halo show had physical outfits like this
@@swans184 It would be cool, I'm just wondering however if they could pull off some of the things they would want to do with it. I imagine moving in such a suit would be a hassle.
@@thatonenerdwhoreadsbyhimse5429 don't forget the animations they made for ODST. I think a healthy blend of cgi, anamatronics and practical effects would be the best approach but who knows what the budget is.
@@AbdefFable1 Yeah, a right amount of both could make the Brutes and other aliens look fantastic.
Laskey: You took on the entire of Banish with an out of date colony ship?
Cutter: Yup. Kill Artiox' second commander, destroy his assault carrier, crippled his army and wrestle control of the Ark from him. How was your first battle against Artiox with Infinity, and army of Spartans 4?
Laskey: ...
The Banished are a Marauding faction they weren't equipped to fight a full scale war with Base Builder like the Spirit of Fire..
While the Infinity on the other hand had was one ship instead of a fleet fighting against a faction of Pirates and Scavengers
@@fyreborneblu6706 the infinity literally is a fleet of ships with thousands of soldiers on board dont understand how they lost control of it in 3 minutes
@@fyreborneblu6706 well the Banish are under the leadership of Artiox who is combination of brutish strength and smarts. Had assault carrier that can devastate entire human fleet and carry a sizeable army to take a planet.
Spirit of Fire was damaged and never had a chance for repairs, refitted and replaced the supplies and manpower that they lost at the end of Halo wars 1. Plus Spirit of Fire role is for ground support then ship to ship combat.
Infinity is one of the most advanced ship in the Halo universe, even ram straight through the strom Covenant fleet.
@@bobthebuilder1360 the infinity was severely understaffed due to other battles as is seen in the books, maybe even in one of the audiologs too if I remember it right, this coupled with the fact that the banished in infinite had most of their fleet their for the attack unlike when they fought with the spirit of fire
Cutter: Spartan 4's are for suckers!"
And now we know where the Chevy Tahoe in the Halo TV series came from
Man, this commercial was almost as witty and funny as the launch trailer for Scale Bound.
Damiën at least this wasn't cancelled
Jesus this comment gut punch me hard
Daaaaaamn
I still can't believe, that it was cancelled
Psychiatrist: Atriox with a tie can’t hurt you. It’s not real
Atriox with a tie:
“Warranties are for suckers”
Famous last words, but man I really don’t like forking up that extra cash as well
Cortana: " if you knew how you were gonna die, how would you live your life differently?"
Atriox: "Cars salesman."
Just a reminder that this is the guy who beat Master Chief. Yep. No force in the Covenant, no parasitic behemoth with tentacles miles long, and no ancient Promethean space Hitler could thwart John. But the Brute car salesman won in a fight against Master Chief. This is canon.
Gideon can literally change his voice every second
It's called acting.
This has better writing than the Halo paramount show.
Ah, fuck it. Atriox is a much better villain than the Didact, the Warden Eternal and Cortana put together.
Atriox and Halo Wars literally saved the franchise. The writing for 4 and 5 was complete garbage. Joseph Staten and few others fixed the broken mess that was made by using that material.
Honestly better than truth too. Him and the gravemind are the best foes we've gotten
@@Smitty19966 Ever since Halo 4, or perhaps Halo 3, the Halo saga has suffered from a serious villain problem. Who can be the big bad of the saga? Is it Truth? The Gravemind? 343 Guilty Spark? I think this problem was only solved in Halo Wars 2 by introducing Atriox, a villain that served as the perfect opposite to the Chief, the antithesis to everything the Chief stands for.
Also, Cortana became the Darth Vader of Halo. She had commited so many atrocities that she was beyond redemption. The only way to salvage the character's legacy was to kill Cortana. Her deeds will not be forgiven, until she merits.
@@EmmyEntropy2000 Okay, Truth was more an antagonist towards the Arbiter than the Chief, and the Gravemind was a threat to the entire galaxy, not a personal enemy to the Master Chief. Yes, the Gravemind tortured Cortana, but the Chief is all like "Meh, whatever. Let's kill him and get this over with."
Truth and Gravemind are cool, but let's face it, they are no Bowser or Ganondorf.
When the first Halo Wars came out. I was so excited. Ensemble studios made the first games I ever played, the original age of empires trilogy and it was sad to see them get shut down by Microsoft but Halo Wars was a success. They actually made an RTS very playable and streamlined for a controller scheme and introduced the genre to a lot of console players. We also got to meet red team and a few other cool characters.
Who would have thought though, even after all the Halo Wars one got for not being a "real" Halo game.. that Halo Wars 1 and 2 would save the series. Especially with two introducing the banished and a new conflict that can be focused on instead of the horrible and failed created uprising and Prometheans.
This was actually really funny XD
I’m so happy that so many are coming back to rewatch this masterpiece of a trailer
*"Warranties are for suckers"* - The UNSC Warthog Driver who attempted the bridge jump in Halo: Reach
Best darn commercial EVER written! Deserves an "Oscar".
"Six" he said calmly. 0:06
Keep in mind that Bender voiced Atriox.
Whoa! Really? Come to think about it you are right!
Atriox:"I'll make my own Covenant, with blackjack and hookers"
YO GTFO ARE YOU SERIOUS....I CAINT UNHEAR IT...AND I DONT WANT TO
@@omni2129 you know what, forget the covenant!
I'm now imagining a deleted scene in Halo Infinite where Atriox walks into a room with Escharaum and the Blademaster reading the latest issue of Playsangheli and he busts in singing "A T R I O X AAAAATRRRRIIIIOX!" and repeats until someone hits him with a hammer.
So this is what Captain Cutter and Atriox did after the war. They can't let go of their rivalry.
This dude did the ad fast talk ritual and his car died😭 0:59
You know what, forget halo wars, Im gonna buy a x1 just to play the goddamn used car dealership simulator.
Can confirm this is what playing Halo Wars 2 feels like.
Agreed, and is that a tripod in your profile image?
@@douglasallar9176 Ye, WAR OF THE WORLDZ--
@@kamieaston3016 the Tom cruise 2005 one scared the heck out of me, now War of the worlds is my favorite thing to read and watch.
@@douglasallar9176 Same here, except for some of that newer stuff coming out. That BBC show is horrendous from what I could tell. Nothing really beats the 2005 movie unfortunately, haven't read anything on it, might have to sometime. I'm getting into digital art, so maybe in the future I'll make some War of the Worlds art.
@@kamieaston3016 agreed
Halo wars 2 was just a great game still playing it till this day too bad not many halo players didn't even know about it
Absolutely love it and keep playing it myself since day one
Damn makes me want to hop on and play it right now
When you realize Master Chief got his ass kicked by a used car salesman...
Goddamn it 343 you HAD it. Likable characters. Great premise. WHY COULDN'T YOU FOLLOW THROUGH?!
i've missed the days where more games had trailers like this
The algorithm is loving this video i remember this video barely having 100k for so long glad this trailer is starting get recognised
Whats funny is that this happens to people in the military all the time in real life.
People in the military buying cars with the first paycheck?
@@anxiousearth680 Enlistment bonuses.
Apple sales be like: "great news i can get you for 599..... 9"
I edited it
@@antisepticfox4260 epic
I love how aggressively Atriox yelled out "SIX" like his honor depended on it
This is the greatest thing ever made and I am just finding it now.
For an ad that kinda looks like it's made for the Super Bowl, it sure is a charmer just like a lot of Halo trailer ads, particularly of the Bungie kind.
This is the same brute who wiped the floor with the master chief
We need more commercials like this. Classic and funny as shit
This is the same manager that beat the master chief
343 industries: Atriox is the new villain in the universe of halo // Also Atriox:
Advert is better that the whole Halo TV show
That solider looks Sharp in that uniform.
The scene where Atriox beats Master Chief hits different after watching this.
My grandpa did this for me when I went to go buy my first car. He taught me the game, and he taught me how he was the master of it. He passed away a few months ago, and I miss him. I'll never forget the life lessons he taught me.
Hahaha, this atriox guy doesn't seem so threatening......
I thought in 2017...
When peace finally comes to all races throughout the galaxy in the Halo universe. We'll have shady Brute car salesmen on Earth.😇
"this Warthog is yours for 6,5k do we have a deal?"
Fun fact some human colonies have multiple species living on it so there a chance this happened to someone.
@@idriscorvus2237 Ill do you even better Ill give you one Corn dog
@@idriscorvus2237 This one will never break down, Pillar of Autumn Special!
@@idriscorvus2237
"Three."
They referenced this in the new Halo Infinite map.
No wayy😂 where??
When a commercial is more faithful to the lore than a TV series. What a time to be alive for Halo fans.
The way he says six kills me.
“SIX!”
Even after 4 years I was recommended this yesterday morning and it's still as funny now as it was back then. This was a very unique and interesting marketing idea, and I love 343 for doing this, they really hit gold with this marketing idea, all the jokes they did really made me chuckle, especially the banter between Cutter and Atriox, and when Atriox wins in the end inspite of Cutter's efforts, it's all funny to me, I love this so much it's such a funny and uniquely special marketing idea and it's so great to watch and chuckle thanks to it. It's nice that I'm being recommended this even years later and that it's still here even after Halo Wars 2 no longer has support from 343, even after that we're still being recommended these amazing marketing videos. That's the power of the recommendation algorithm and I will not complain for that.
0:58
How did I miss this back then?
This is the best commercial of all time.
No matter how badass Halo's future Characters are, Halo introduced you to the best thing it would ever have back in 2001. Chief, his armor and his A.I. - it always will be.
It appears that atriox is on earth and he's having his vacation while the one half of the banished is battling a green man in a ring and the other half almost released the flood in the ark loosing to an old unsc ship
Chief got his ass beat by a car salesman
The algorithm has returned this gem to us
After playing Halo Infinite and not touching the Halo Wars games. This really clears up all my confusion on who Atriox is after hearing about him the entire campaign. It also explains why the Banished were so obssessed with fixing up UNSC and Covenant vehicles. For resale.
Halo wars 2 had the most badass trailers as well as easily the funniest
I don't know if Atriox is a costume or not.
He's a costume.
@Alex Wright the things i’d do to wear it for halloween.
its just the Wookie that played Chewbacca makeing a cameo appearance. 😂