TORO means BULL - Or Is It A Pussy?

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  • Опубликовано: 13 янв 2025

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  • @robbyrocksoo
    @robbyrocksoo Месяц назад +14

    I told my friend that I just bought a new tent. He asked how many people does it sleep, and I said 6. He asked how many people does it sleep comfortably? I said: None, it's a tent.

  • @W0lframAlpha8133
    @W0lframAlpha8133 Месяц назад +38

    Wargaming is going to be more comfortable with your money than you will be with their tanks. 🤷

  • @W0lframAlpha8133
    @W0lframAlpha8133 Месяц назад +19

    Thank God for Claus' videos. They take one's mind off the shit show of life and focus it on the shit show of WoT. 😂

  • @CptCoitus
    @CptCoitus Месяц назад +8

    I wish Wargaming would come out with a "Beverly Hillbillies" package that just straps a bunch of old furniture on my tank

  • @Manstrual
    @Manstrual Месяц назад +6

    Putting the pizza box in front of the cupola is genius

  • @davidmarkham9027
    @davidmarkham9027 Месяц назад +17

    2 TORO's in a game is a load of bull!

  • @matthewschauenburg
    @matthewschauenburg Месяц назад +10

    My level of comfort is hardwired to the affordability of things in life.

  • @voidwizard2067
    @voidwizard2067 Месяц назад +22

    Zero Christmas boxes.

    • @johncodmore
      @johncodmore Месяц назад +3

      Unless you like the advent calander, when I think you will get a free one.

    • @Born_4_Battle
      @Born_4_Battle Месяц назад +2

      Same here my friend. $380 CAN for 240 boxes of virtual goods? No freakin' way! WG are scum.

    • @morstyrannis1951
      @morstyrannis1951 Месяц назад +1

      Claus tells us WG guarantees one premium tank in fifty boxes. But they don’t sell fifty boxes…you have to buy more!

  • @LowryYT
    @LowryYT Месяц назад +4

    on the 2nd game, enemies are not even firing "chocolate cocktail" shells into him, theyre using the economy ap ammo and penning the Toro

  • @sultanbev
    @sultanbev Месяц назад +5

    6:38 The difference between AP and APCR muzzle velocities is also historically accurate, which might seem a bit off-characteristic for WG these days, but there you go.
    At the same time HEAT shells should have a lower muzzle velocity than standard AP rounds in most cases, dunno if WG model that or not?

  • @stevecastellarin698
    @stevecastellarin698 Месяц назад +10

    Are these tanks with pizza boxes on top also doubling as Dominos delivery trucks?!?! 😂

    • @rebeccaknox2567
      @rebeccaknox2567 Месяц назад

      I want bunny ears on an O-Ni for christmas!

  • @0303ewan
    @0303ewan Месяц назад +5

    I got this tank from the boxes and played it a couple of times.
    I find it is team-dependant. When I had an adequate team I had a great game and with the muppet team I had a terrible game.
    Great firepower, not so great armor.
    About the boxes 🎁: I bought 53 (28 mixed + 25 Magic boxes).
    Got all the small tanks, the Torro, a 3-d style for the M 53/55 arty, almost 2 months of premium account, 15 - 18 000 gold (didn't count exactly), 3 useless 3-d elements.
    All the tanks fell from the Magic boxes.

    • @francisfelter608
      @francisfelter608 Месяц назад

      I spent $120. Got IX DZT, VIII 50TP pr, VIII ELC Ever 90, Contradictous, and XM57TD for the upper tier. A multitude of lower tier tanks, most I already sold for credits, but kept two tier fives I liked. 99 days of premium, 105 personnal reserves, and over 8 million credits and 28,000 gold. I was able to take my tier IX US TD to X with the credits as well as buy a few tanks with the gold. But as you mentioned, which I find true with many of these new tanks, they are team dependent (slow as hell too). They each have neat little tricks to them, but also have weaknesses. The good thing I'm finding is that with all these extracredits with the 99 premium days is I will be able to achieve the Leopard by then.

  • @haroldvoss5886
    @haroldvoss5886 Месяц назад +5

    The best thing about Christmas boxes this year, from my perspective is, the massive savings..
    Yeah saved a ton of cash this year,
    BUT
    I aint "played" this in over a year..

  • @jack-xf6il
    @jack-xf6il Месяц назад +9

    Muppets on your team - muppets on enemy team - is balanced!

  • @WadmanP
    @WadmanP Месяц назад +1

    That second game was almost a Game of Throws by the Selma.

  • @Vic-Bee
    @Vic-Bee Месяц назад +2

    To me, financial success is the ability to fly business on all flights without looking at cost. I’m getting there, but in the meantime I can live vicariously spending a couple hundred $ on Christmas loot boxes.

  • @matthewandrews9052
    @matthewandrews9052 Месяц назад +7

    Ddaaadddyyyyy can I play your Selma tank…I have a 30% win rate at tier 2! I am ready for the Selma.

  • @user-me6dx6xk1g
    @user-me6dx6xk1g Месяц назад +4

    Good morning Claus. For to say!

  • @vincentwiddershoven2122
    @vincentwiddershoven2122 Месяц назад +2

    3 patches ago i desided to NOT buy any premium ammo any more. At that time i had to sell half of my tanks jyst to keep the ones i stil had in the game. Now i only shoot the regulaar stuf and 1 or 2 kits per game. Saved me allot of credits wich are hard to make in this game nowadays... Now back to the video... 😂 Yip, the Selma did not do good oon that day, lol. Great video Claus!!!

  • @dogrudiyosun
    @dogrudiyosun Месяц назад

    I have more respect to river salmons than many people who are disguised animals within the crowd.

  • @randomfist797
    @randomfist797 Месяц назад +1

    Love the title. All options laid out.

  • @samjohnson466
    @samjohnson466 Месяц назад +5

    Tier IX light tank, I've seen better spotting in tier V. WTF. I've not played this game in 10 months, reasons. I can't keep track of all these tanks now there are so many bizarre ones. Is the Selma a premium? Is that how this muppet got into tier IX? Tanks a lot Claus, fun video.

  • @MalejJestrab
    @MalejJestrab 25 дней назад

    hey man, just discovered you recently and I'm having a blast with your videos 😂 btw the "Š" in "Šelma" is pronounced exactly the same as the english "sh". 😁

  • @LowryYT
    @LowryYT Месяц назад

    didnt expect a well seasoned title from mister Claus Kellerman, the RUclips sensation

  • @KOS762
    @KOS762 28 дней назад

    Claus, HEAT rounds don't need speed to pen., unlike AP and APCR. So to put extra powder in the shell, to go faster, does not help it in anyway. In fact I think if it goes too fast, it don't shoot the jet, but instead is just destroyed on contact, at least in RL. The Brits made Squash heads, so they could travel faster, and have a similar effect as the HEAT does, but with the extra speed. Shape charges (HEAT), just need to hit. The jet does all the work, not the speed. This is universal to all HEAT shells. Even in RL. But your right, it is quite annoying.

  • @Offroadworks
    @Offroadworks Месяц назад +9

    I have been playing WOT for over 10 years. It's very sad to see it becoming more of a "pay to play" arcade style game than what it used to be. The MM has been blessing me with 3-15 losses 7 out of 10 games lately. RNG sucks when you are in a Stug firing premium ammo at point blank, fully aimed on the side of a KV1 (think 90 degrees right next to it) and the rear of the turret, and it bounces 4 times. The game has become a joke. I wish there was something better but there's not. I just keep going enjoying the 1 or 2 games out of 10 that are enjoyable.

    • @zxzxzxzxzx00
      @zxzxzxzxzx00 Месяц назад +1

      Yes it is! Play war thunder tanks.

  • @Oxy_Cotton
    @Oxy_Cotton Месяц назад +1

    The way to be comfortable, is to play something else! Truck Wargaming!

  • @tobiasmarkstrom6250
    @tobiasmarkstrom6250 Месяц назад

    In the first game he has the prem ammo on no 1. The prem ammo is heat and has 315 pen. Reglar ammo 248 pen and higher velocity.

  • @hicksminingcompany
    @hicksminingcompany Месяц назад +3

    No boxes for me

  • @scottsluggosrule4670
    @scottsluggosrule4670 Месяц назад +1

    10yr aniversary..ZERO christmas boxes purchase..have spent about $10 in 10 yr just to have a receipt in case something happens to account.

  • @michaeltalay3556
    @michaeltalay3556 13 дней назад

    If a Salmon were to swim downstream .... Would he still DIE?

  • @MrBammbalamm
    @MrBammbalamm Месяц назад

    Carefull Clause thats Chuck Norris's voice. You dont want him coming over to say hi

  • @alex.mielus
    @alex.mielus Месяц назад

    To feel even more comfortably bind your comfortable ammunition to number 1 key 🔥 Bada-bing bada-boom!

  • @Dpixtion
    @Dpixtion Месяц назад +5

    I do not care for the extra 3-D attachments you can do for me. All that does is allow me to see my enemy crusting Ridgeline before I actually see his physical tank allows me to get ready so for that I do not place any 3-D or extra curricular items on the tanks camouflage kind of defeats the purposenow if you’re able to shoot them and actually do damage that would be different

  • @olifs8083
    @olifs8083 Месяц назад +1

    Good one Claus😂

  • @stevewebster5729
    @stevewebster5729 Месяц назад

    The Selma is a Christmas Lootbox Player - spent money and is playing at a Tier waaay above his/her competency...

  • @joostdejager
    @joostdejager Месяц назад

    the only time i "play" the game is when i watch claus his video, ik gave up this game 2 years ago

  • @peteredelman2155
    @peteredelman2155 Месяц назад

    That chieftain 😂

  • @cb3391
    @cb3391 Месяц назад +2

    Nope I am learning how to have fun w/o spending money

    • @cb3391
      @cb3391 Месяц назад

      Except the toy tanks

  • @Zugh3
    @Zugh3 Месяц назад

    But why is the stack of pizza boxes right in front of the commander's view port?

  • @williamescolantejr5871
    @williamescolantejr5871 Месяц назад

    well far as pizza comceref some them apt areas are rough claus

  • @citylumberjack9169
    @citylumberjack9169 Месяц назад

    It's the Toro la Poppa.

  • @springfield4522
    @springfield4522 Месяц назад

    Seems like 1/2 of those tanks are new in the last couple months.

  • @shark5919
    @shark5919 Месяц назад +2

    Toro means lawmmower

  • @Zombywoof92553
    @Zombywoof92553 Месяц назад

    I got this one, lol they don't tell you that you have to add a crew

  • @kenmayo6906
    @kenmayo6906 16 дней назад

    Great video 😂

  • @realkekec4028
    @realkekec4028 Месяц назад +1

    I'm more of a Loot Box Avoider (LBA) :)

  • @scottmorse1798
    @scottmorse1798 Месяц назад

    160 box's= 96000 gold 171 days premium (all the tanks) 9 million credits 2 million+ crew books logged in 15 minutes after availability started.

  • @jamesmaslanka9557
    @jamesmaslanka9557 Месяц назад

    Seems like the only way you have a chance at any tier is to press #2. Playing tier 5 and everyone is shooting premium shells.

  • @nuolis
    @nuolis Месяц назад

    loving toro but it needs gun learning as its autoreloader so player needs to learn how much to shoot or good bye dpm

  • @Evil_Fester
    @Evil_Fester Месяц назад

    float , hell you get eaten by a bear

  • @chrisckinfos54
    @chrisckinfos54 Месяц назад

    i havent played this battleground a year now on eu1,eu2 servers! and now that i think of it, is that i havent played almost 2-3 other battlegrounds too for more than a year! Any comment on this? is any info as to how battlegrounds are removed or mm decides to put you in? Can you make some video for that?

  •  Месяц назад

    agreed, the rocket boosters are inline with a a tank with wheels doing 90 buzzing round with crazy aim and nothing but crits with you hit them . Its is confusing why they continue to make a mess of one of the best play vs player games .

  • @paulfountain1364
    @paulfountain1364 Месяц назад

    But Claus, 'I am the Current.' Comfort is a known delusion.
    Have a great day all.

  • @Dpixtion
    @Dpixtion Месяц назад

    When it comes to shell velocity versus kinetic energy, I don’t think wargaming designers understand how that works. Faster shells would do more damage due to kinetic energy, impacting the hull. Slower moving shell would not do as much damage on average..

  • @RaceSmokie
    @RaceSmokie Месяц назад +1

    wondering why WG dont get back wf e100 back in game, I mean looking at the latest new tanks, why not, wfe100 does not look op that much

    • @Born_4_Battle
      @Born_4_Battle Месяц назад +1

      They'll probably start selling it again, for about 500 euro.

  • @2tone209
    @2tone209 Месяц назад +1

    AY UP CLAUS

  • @92Koondog92
    @92Koondog92 Месяц назад

    This is the only time of year I ever give WG my money. It isn't that I think the boxes are worth it...I just like opening them, lol.

  • @paulaceto6492
    @paulaceto6492 Месяц назад +4

    So far, I'd say the real gem of the loot box collection is the Tier IV Ho-Ni II. Lots of one-shot kills, especially if you fighting T4s and T3s. Very fun to play.

    • @edgross9874
      @edgross9874 Месяц назад

      I got 4 kills with it in my second battle

  • @ruined2595
    @ruined2595 Месяц назад

    Game #2: These are the kind of light players I get most the time, it's really very sad & frustrating.

  • @VetvsWorld
    @VetvsWorld Месяц назад

    Business class? 🤣 Only if no first class is available.

  • @ashleybarnett3390
    @ashleybarnett3390 Месяц назад +4

    Selma was either a bot or a complete and utter moron.....its why i packed this game up a couple of years ago. sick of it.

  • @martinjones12
    @martinjones12 Месяц назад

    The polite way to describe the selma is as follows:;;;;;;;; "God has seen fit, to dim the light of his wisdom"

  • @GFY_FOAD
    @GFY_FOAD Месяц назад

    Existence is pain. Your failures are your own old man

  • @TheBigCat2001
    @TheBigCat2001 Месяц назад

    You’re looking a little under the weather today Claus, you all right?

  • @garydarrah2686
    @garydarrah2686 Месяц назад

    Is it just me or are loot boxes a lot more expensive this year?

  • @JimboDude66
    @JimboDude66 Месяц назад

    I have a lot of Progetto's....

  • @cb3391
    @cb3391 Месяц назад

    Who is having a blast in toy tanks?
    I am I had one of these as kid.
    Try
    Wargames

  • @matthewandrews9052
    @matthewandrews9052 Месяц назад

    Most tanks I load ~ 60% regular ammo and 35% gold and a few HE. However for the Borat and maybe a few others I will go 60%+ gold ammo. It feels a little dirty spamming gold all the time esp at low tiers. 🤷🏻‍♂️ That’s the way I roll…maybe I am stupid. 52.5% win rate and ~2000 wn8. Average player.

    • @Born_4_Battle
      @Born_4_Battle Месяц назад

      52.5% is not average. You are way above average these days. Average player win rates are now 45-49%, well below 50%. All the bots, muppets drving premium tanks, and lopsided games have decimated player statistics.

    • @morstyrannis1951
      @morstyrannis1951 Месяц назад +1

      @@Born_4_Battle I suspect a lot of high scoring players have left the fold, too. That certainly brings down the average.
      I load quite a bit of premium ammo because I’m minus two tiers in the vast majority of games. So without it, I’m just throwing pebbles in any of the tanks I like to play.

  • @RickSabins
    @RickSabins Месяц назад +2

    Toro Armour is not so great for a heavy

  • @m111kca4
    @m111kca4 Месяц назад

    Wg not giving claus boxes this year 😂

  • @majorhavoc9693
    @majorhavoc9693 Месяц назад

    Comfortably.
    Not Comferbly.
    Interesting.
    Not intrusting.

  • @eclypse1259
    @eclypse1259 Месяц назад

    3D attachments = 🤦🏻‍♂️
    Also, he switched his ammo slots, the fast apcr rounds are standard on this tank.

  • @amireplays3571
    @amireplays3571 Месяц назад

    I've loaded up on 0 boxes because I own the best tank in the game....Bourrasque

  • @homelessEh
    @homelessEh Месяц назад

    12 boxes teir 2 and a teir 3 and the regular fluff. no regurts.

  • @edgross9874
    @edgross9874 Месяц назад

    Salmon, spawn, till they die.

  • @bradleymuro6807
    @bradleymuro6807 Месяц назад

    Yes u have shown us bigger collections of Muppets but this was pretty bad

  • @KOS762
    @KOS762 28 дней назад

    The light tank and the Cobra are just like 80% of the player base. There is no good tutorial for new players, and if they don't get into an active clan with good players... they will never know. most players don't watch RUclipsrs, so there is that too. Maybe we should look these players up and drop a link to your channel for them, instead of berating them. Our clan used to be into helping players get better, but times change and we only want players who already know it all. I have no control over these things anymore. Might be time for a new clan for me.

  • @LowryYT
    @LowryYT Месяц назад

    btw those russian players like master235 are playing on the na server, not eu :P

  • @thomaszynda
    @thomaszynda Месяц назад

    I belong to “nmbs” no more bull sh!t… “let cut the bull and get back to the game!.. so you’re the no B.S channel and we are the no more BS clam😂

  • @paulfarstar5589
    @paulfarstar5589 Месяц назад

    He shoots gold. Gold is slower. Come Klaus. You know better.

  • @cb3391
    @cb3391 Месяц назад

    Not on Xbox
    😆👍

    • @cb3391
      @cb3391 Месяц назад

      Cookbook
      Toy tanks
      Damn you Wargames
      ☕😆👍

  • @johnnynielsen3006
    @johnnynielsen3006 Месяц назад

    Felt like the auto loader were using time to become red. Then using even more time to become yellow...
    From 20:57 -3frames to 21:45 he switches from one 2key round to four 1key rounds in 48 seconds...
    That's far to long in the heat of the battle... You'll get rushed and killed in far fewer seconds that that...
    Thumbs down on the Toro, it's a slow-mo autoloader with these times: 13.1 + 12.9 + 11.1 + 9.4 = 48

  • @paullavallee1631
    @paullavallee1631 Месяц назад +5

    What a broken game LOL

  • @goldrush255
    @goldrush255 Месяц назад

    Rocket propelled tanks were actually tested - it's not that much of a fantasy - dont want to be a defendant of war gaming, but that's how it is 😅

    • @ClausKellerman
      @ClausKellerman  Месяц назад +1

      Time travel was "tested" as well.

    • @goldrush255
      @goldrush255 Месяц назад

      @ClausKellerman Don't give Wargaming ideas, Claus :P (maybe some portals on maps - imagine that ;P)

  • @susanvannorden6845
    @susanvannorden6845 Месяц назад

    Claus Steelhead….

  • @dogrudiyosun
    @dogrudiyosun Месяц назад

    300 pound woman. Sounds a bargain.

  • @jgold2813
    @jgold2813 Месяц назад +1

    playing with high ping sucks i see +120 to 130

  • @GamerAddictFrank
    @GamerAddictFrank 29 дней назад

    Comment, comment, comment!!!

  • @Oxy_Cotton
    @Oxy_Cotton Месяц назад

    Master Baiter

  • @Mister_G_Point6969
    @Mister_G_Point6969 Месяц назад

    #WHALESGONNAWHALENOMATTERWHAT face-green-smilingface-green-smilingface-green-smiling

  • @peterk_hh
    @peterk_hh Месяц назад

    I am comfortable as I no longer play that BS game 🎉

  • @brotherbarry6901
    @brotherbarry6901 Месяц назад +1

    Your commentary on "comfort of (in) life" is spot on. But swimming upstream is better than floating and blotted downstream where you've already been. Just saying.

  • @Kotris007
    @Kotris007 Месяц назад

    š is not s,š is like "sh"-it so šelma you pronounce like shelma.

  • @The101stEagle
    @The101stEagle Месяц назад

    Clip, a device, typically flexible or worked by a spring, for holding an object or objects together or in place. Has nothing to do with with ammo except a M1 or a 105 in a C130, canadian. Learn what you are talking about.

  • @jw8687
    @jw8687 Месяц назад

    This is why I play arty instead of dress up Barbie heavies.... The game is a lesson in futility

  • @1989Falkor
    @1989Falkor Месяц назад

    Toro is decent. The Squall is trash.

  • @villageidiot6360
    @villageidiot6360 Месяц назад +1

    Also sidenote when you have infinite money what are you going to spend it on? Whatever you want Money equals freedom

  • @MojiMikato
    @MojiMikato Месяц назад +1

    Uhh. Whats that title?

  • @brezposelnislovenije770
    @brezposelnislovenije770 Месяц назад

    rino tanks geting popular... dud šhušh-- quiet the Š get it right