Public Hospital VS Private Hospital- Lasizwe

The South African Comedic Version of Public Hospital VS Private Hospital.
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[@LasizweDambuza]

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[@agape94]

Lasizwe’s awesome vid

[@methodzactingacademy2293]

Lasizwe, your vid hit the nail on the head. Keep on making them! We solute you .

[@nammatyeba3441]

Tricky baby can i be on one of ur videos. ill even send a skit. love you so much. You Make me laugh when im sad . 😍🤩🤣and when is triquency junior coming ♥️♥️♥️♥️

[@simelwengcobo3050]

Lasizwe Dambuza eish wenna

[@nonhlanhlamlangeni4811]

Iyoo lasizwe this video👌soo true we do experience this on the government hospitals

[@salmamathias9581]

Americans: We have the best actors and funniest comedians
Laziswe: Hold my tea

[@theemotionalremix]

Wow you're such an optimist.

[@NarutoUzumaki-df2nz]

🤣🤣🤣

[@ShadowQ-de2mn]

Don’t you mean........
Hold My Fanta🤣🤣🤣

[@portiamkhize4094]

Who asked you

[@salmamathias9581]

Portia Mkhize who asked you to reply

[@lest3136]

Am I the only one who thought he was saying "hi hello" in the beginning kante she's trying to say Kgaugelo 😂😂

[@Cassxowary]

Or “How...” 😂

[@mubasshira844]

Omg yesss

[@NileCooper]

How halo

[@roastytoasty8815]

That was the joke

[@ijustwannacommentnotmyreal9814]

Gosh, until the end I thought that's her name 😭😭😭😂😂

[@salomekeso1634]

Are we going to pretend like we can't see that drip?😂

[@fennyshapwanale4155]

Is it a drip or oxygen humidifier 😂😂😂

[@ayabonga1827]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@khanyidlamini9870]

And earphones in the nose 😁

[@gracegraceful2558]

It bad

[@sophybudi4798]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mwathani1]

I am East African and seriously this was so accurate, seems African Moms , African nurses and police are all the same. Thanks for making my day.

[@baanamalumbe4542]

😂

[@loiseokello9713]

He brought the whole truth out, from East Africa too and I can relate 😂😂😂

[@gamalielmrema2918]

Same🤣🤣🤣

[@johnsteytler3597]

Me too

[@senzondlovu9331]

Christine Munday lol

[@jessicauchechi9674]

The nurse from the public hospital entered the ward like an armed robber😂😂

[@esterdaniel4866]

😂😂😂😂

[@noleenbmupambwa62]

Lol

[@aigbiremolenemmanuel7854]

Lol and lol again

[@annaleebillings]

Jessica Uchechi ... more like a Taliban💣💥😆

[@jessicauchechi9674]

@@annaleebillings 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@edenidris715]

I think we all agree that no one searched for this.

[@purplereign6283]

Eden Idris and yet we all needed it

[@apeeinis9334]

Exactly😂😂

[@gabrielsihova5478]

I did not 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@SnrObed]

i dont even know how i got hea. must have took a wrong turn.

[@zahrasaleh9811]

Exactly

[@gizeleflora1827]

She is 16 and pays taxes already. This is hilarious. Loved it.

[@k.a.r9876]

i mean if you work they take taxes out your checks. So yeah. Check be looking real nice until you see that federal & state tax.
Edit: Btw this is for the US do not know how other countries do their taxes

[@itumelenglauretta1623]

VAT is another form heeyyy and even my two year old pays it

[@nelilendebele5824]

"Why did you allow the boy to sex you" 😂😂😂😂 best line ever

[@tsoanelomile1171]

It seems like a joke, but that is literally what they ask.😅

[@claresayo3099]

Hahaha

[@ritahmoshe7713]

@@tsoanelomile1171 bruhh😂😂😭😭

[@Primestonemedicals]

Nawa 😂😂

[@nokthulamthombeni6111]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 this is so accurate. Government nurses are ruthless shame.

[@redeemablesoul]

They are...

[@teresavandermerwe5539]

So are

[@junekiarie3722]

It's a continental thing. They be ruthless too in East Africa

[@Ad-Lo]

June Kiarie There is no customer/patient service. They are always angry at you for being sick! The irony. They chose a profession to mitigate this, but they treat you as if you are standing in their way on their path to greatness.

[@Lethabo_home]

Hahaha haha

[@damianrudling7663]

Those earphones in the nose as an oxygen mask is making me need oxygen with all this laughter 😂

[@kgampimmamogobo5258]

Hahahaha what about those socks on his shoulders😂😂😂😂

[@berlynebetty1078]

😹😹😹😹😹🙌

[@antornatteemahamba8095]

Me too😂😂😂😂😂i cant breath

[@Maczealz]

Socks?? For fakk sake 😂😂😂

[@kaymusonda9826]

That's what killing me too 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@healthyfityou6224]

Who noticed government nurses can't keep their mouths shut lol now she's telling everyone that her patient is 16 and pregnant 😂😂😂😂

[@na0m1fes51]

😂😂😂

[@Sibahle_Khumalo]

Idk about that phela we go to private😂

[@tanq_mchunu695]

That's what they do

[@diboakale3461]

They are terrible in my country.🇨🇲🇨🇲🇨🇲🤣🤣🤣 Worse is if you scream and shout when giving birth they will tell you every humiliating thing in this world.

[@orubek355]

That's how they are!

[@mahlokilengsemenya4543]

It’s the socks pinned to the shoulders of his shirt that took me out ... I’m still here a whole year later 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@khanyikhanyez306]

LITERALLY put iPhone earphones in his nose lmao

[@lechanempuchane6883]

Khanyi Khanyez 🤣🤣🤣

[@ironicusername5503]

😂😂😂😂

[@Cassxowary]

And the water bottle 😂

[@resegommolawa7542]

I did that when taking pictures after results came out to show gore ne gole maswee😭💀

[@mxolisiernest8412]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@naledimohale4113]

The socks on the shoulders are sending me!!!!! LOL!! LMFAO

[@sophymaruapula6782]

⚰️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Creativity

[@khangelwakhathi508]

OMG those are SOCKS?!!😭😭

[@lebogangnbeautyimage9539]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@petrinashikonde3465]

🤣🤣🤣 talk about the earphones in the nose 👃, I dead 😆

[@MichelleMakhanya]

Didn't even see those are socks.

[@nginolwazingami2956]

"she's wasting government resources", lona 😂😂😂😂😩!

[@emmamatamba3604]

“Bumped by a snake” 😂😂
Also the earphones in the nose and the stocking tied water bottle 😂🥺💔😂😂

[@cherylmay1956]

As a doctor in a SA government hospital ER, I can vouch that this is soooooo accurate

[@jay-deewessels1922]

"A patient got bumped by a snake"
"Jesus must come back'
I can't breathe😂😂😂😂

[@chanellebooysen9570]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@MzwandileHarmans]

Yeah you vomit and become nauseous

[@esterdaniel4866]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@luagenbach]

Im deceased 😂😂💀

[@houseofsharry]

@@MzwandileHarmans 😂 😂 😂 😂

[@dunstanjuniormapuma1832]

When she said "ci ci ci,.. Jesus must come back,.." I died,.. kiki

[@makhosazana9591]

“Jesus must come back” - I died 🤣🤣🤣
Lasizwe is the perfect dose of Mzansi... Anytime Europe gets too much for me, Lasizwe is always there ❤️❤️ love ur work

[@erikalouwrens3992]

OMG: I just noticed the socks on the shoulders! I literally had to go back and watch it again!!! LMAO!

[@ayandaplaatjies5932]

Wow I didn't notice at all until you mentioned it👍🔥

[@Namistradamus]

I honestly didn't notice till I read this 😂😂

[@butterflyr9342]

"Jesus must come back" - that's so accurate... Lol....

[@bernicemeintjes]

I also burst out laughing at that.

[@MatthewF-up4rj]

It was also my favorite part!!! Hahahaha!!!

[@andreipretorius92]

Love that part

[@theSoundlessHuman]

He is and soon

[@nomvuyisekomalonie3673]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ishmaelsipho3156]

"Kgaugelo why did you lat the boy sex you?"
It was at that moment I lost all sense of control and I laughed my guts out

[@thedrifflife5792]

The water bottle on the side aka fluids , man I’m rolling 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@londiwempisane]

😂😂😂 worst part is they will be shouting for the whole floor to hear. 😭

[@ayandaplaatjies5932]

So true😂😂😂😂😂

[@stacyd516]

True though 🤣😜🤭😔

[@Nazreen9997]

No patient confidentiality😂

[@Foxsxxy]

Faxxs

[@khanyibhengu129]

😂😂😂😂

[@jae4861]

"You get best service because we are finishing your money" 😜😂 too true

[@ndle1832]

" sign in the symptom " 😹💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@annie2838]

"Public hospital you get best service at your mothers house not here" LMAO😂

[@reigningrio4416]

" Why did you let the boy sex you " had me rolling 🤣🤣

[@poeselitoblack6174]

When you live in South Africa, you know it’s true.
People think this is comedy
No. I’m South Africa this is the everyday life

[@Foxsxxy]

Africa

[@nkosijwara2940]

I agree. Government nurses are brutal

[@nancykawira2048]

Kenya
Government things are shitty
Unless you pay for it ma'am

[@cynibutterworth8001]

Hahah yaaaas , tygerberg hospital is from a horror movie

[@annmariebusu9924]

Poëselito Black I love the accent for both nurses😁

[@buhleomuhle224]

“Martha wozobona”😂😂😂😂😂

[@Itxs.luunarr]

Did I not die😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@-cocoa]

😂😂😂

[@giagia4631]

Can I just take a moment to thank baby Jesus for blessing me with medical aid 😩

[@thanditwetwa4167]

Don't forget the angels!😀

[@name_not_important7757]

The next video should be: Private schools VS Public Schools

[@aiiseverywhereintheworld]

cool

[@chanellebooysen9570]

Yes

[@maadtee6281]

VS paying public schools

[@jae4861]

"someone got bumped by a snake"

[@thuliendlovu719]

Jae 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This one got me

[@missa8975]

🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

[@sedrickhamani7843]

This literary took me out lol hahahaha

[@themalanfamily9419]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@cvl3824]

“Jesus must come back”, pure gold!! 😂

[@godwinnwachukwu7006]

Who noticed all hairstyles fit on lasizwe?

[@daveeffendy493]

Godwin

[@notthe1102]

The world: gets bumped by vehicles, etc
South Africa: people get bumped by snakes.

[@RUFUS_97]

😂😂

[@teaparty897]

Lmao!!!😂😂

[@superstar5600]

I thought the snake was the name of the car 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@lindawiltshire3384]

Very hilarious

[@esperancacapelao2424]

The board at the Public Hospital 🤣🤣
It says : “You get best service... at your mother’s house NOT here” 😂✋🏼

[@queenannesrevenge1437]

😂😂😂😭

[@bishopfay]

Had not seen it

[@buyelwabunu5834]

Had to go back and look at that😂😂😂😂

[@houseofsharry]

🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

[@kimberlycole1713]

I wont lie I was now so sad but watching this really made me feel better instantly!!! I've seen this a few times and boy it gets me everytime 🤣🤣🤣

[@jessiem4101]

" Are you performing sex? Jesus must come back" 😂😂😂 I am rolling on the floor 💀

[@letscooksummsumm6202]

"16 and pregnant. You are wasting government resources!"
Jirr I just got a six pack from all that laughter lmao

[@missbenjamin3610]

Kgaogelo pays taxes and other people's salaries at age 16 😂😂😂

[@priscahndagwedhah8097]

Of course. Remember the tax down that whatever receipt? Either from shoprite, clicks...You name it. Well exept street stuff tho.

[@pinkmagnolia3151]

I died 😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂 but she’s a snob probably listens to her parents say that

[@nellymatalanga5033]

😀😁😁

[@nellymatalanga5033]

She's wasting government resources 😂😂😂

[@Elderflowerpunch]

Home affairs, please do home affairs. UNFORTUNATELY THE SYSTEM'S ALWAYS OFFLINE. You need to take a week's leave from work in hope to be helped.

[@iris_rei6917]

Letia Delport yess oh my gosh I’m South African I know the pain of home affairs

[@blanchemhonda9346]

it's their

[@sarishakatrina595]

This is so relatable, i am a South African nurse

[@mjoomj]

HHhahha he did Home Affairs one.

[@jsteinman]

Oh, man. I needed this 😂

[@selinabrooks3629]

Lets get married December 😍

[@ziporah_moonflowerankh4285]

"are you performing sex" "hey Thembi nangu omunye" lmao lol

[@tedohwtaddy9435]

😂😂😂what killed me the most was earphones on the nose and a bottle with water.

[@lindokuhlenhlanhla8670]

What about the socks on the nurse's shoulders 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Mac-pn3ui]

Tedohw Taddy 😂 I thought the same

[@teresavandermerwe5539]

Tedohw Taddy same😂

[@nkosijwara2940]

It's hilarious 😂😂

[@Thehealebeauty83]

Oh the priorities of the public hospital 😂😂😂😂, shouldn’t the person that was bitten by the snake be seen first ?🧐🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Padie_Mataranyika]

‘Syn and a symbptom’😂

[@esnathim5127]

The bubble gum chewing killed me 🤣🤣🤣👸🤣

[@jae4861]

"You're supposed to be "hwwerking" on your school books" 😂😂😂

[@natashakalumba8991]

"I pay taxes and I pay your salary,its because of my taxes that you have a job"💀💀💀💀😂😂😂😂😂😂 my new favourite line...

[@bugatti6030]

Literally no one :
Nurse " Jesus must come beck " 😂

[@amitangara1064]

😂😹😂😹😹😂😂😂

[@laniwandile6887]

Funny thing is Lasizwe hit the right place .....this is deeper than just a joke ppl really going through this in public hospitals

[@nixiehigh6083]

LOL.. THE EAR PHONES IN THE NOSE LIKE WTF....😂😂😂"JESUS CHRIST COME BACK"😂😂😂I'M 100% DEAD ....

[@charitynareku2301]

Saw a video of this guy on WhatsApp and was wondering how I'd ever get to find him on the internet. The algorithms are amazing! New subbie. 🇰🇪

[@Aa-jg3ct]

Ha ha ha ha ha ,,,,the way the nurse in government was chewing 🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@stanmalope7046]

Shame whatever your opinion is about Lasizwe he puts EFFORT in his content

[@aiiseverywhereintheworld]

cool

[@victoriachibuye9400]

And the craziest thing is that most nurses in public hospitals or clinics will even call their fellow nurse and start having a conversation right in front of you 😂 😂 😂

[@takhemaziya]

So true!

[@PYoung-bk2vv]

Some will start eating right in front of you 😭 forgetting they have a patient in front of them 💔

[@viviannegesh5228]

Hahaaaa I imagine and the patient is in pain.

[@melikaaziminia9522]

It’s two years later, and every time I’m depressed. I come back to this video.

[@portiaseekola9365]

Kgaugelo is not hwerking at school... Ngwana wa performa😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@perfectstranger5475]

" there's a person who got bumped by a snake"..
I'm on the floor😂😂😂

[@romnewz]

As a patient in a private-public hospital, I can confirm that this is true.

[@thabsilentobela9610]

I never laughed like this in my life😂😂 " ndabektha public"

[@NarissaDelport]

How's that drip???!!!! Bust😅🤣🤣🤣🤣 this guy is a national treasure!!

[@itshencoviljoen]

First viewer 🥰 lots of love from the US 🇿🇦🇺🇸

[@liyah-grey98]

Well hello there

[@prkhumzicles]

nge siku winise ewallet cz i maths yoku conveter i rand to usd izoba nzima so si liker nge comment. Molo Amelica

[@mndeni4729]

@@prkhumzicles 😂😂🤦🏿‍♂️

[@itshencoviljoen]

priscilla ngwenya 🇿🇦>🇺🇸

[@Avamama]

😂😂 public hospital in the sa😂😂
All so true

[@faeezaely3821]

He be like "unchofonetly" 😂😂😂❤️

[@takhemaziya]

The earphones and water bottle though!! *PRICELESS*

[@jae4861]

I didn't even notice like wtf😂

[@Cassxowary]

takhe maziya right 😂 that’s public hospitals :p

[@bambieyedgirl7846]

The waterbottle on the string for the drip was killing me too LMAO!!!

[@jae4861]

@@bambieyedgirl7846 pretty sure the string was a shoelace😂

[@bambieyedgirl7846]

@@jae4861 LOL!!!! Jae, I so see the shoe lace string vibes, extra LOL!!!

[@zeeunicorn6875]

I love the hospital descriptions 😂😂 I'm on the flooring dying
Private: "You get the best service because we finish your money."
Public: "You get the best service... At your mother's house. Not here."

[@thatocodesia4857]

🤣🤣🤣

[@TheMadu017]

I didn't even notice that 😅

[@corwinmoodley6268]

I read it in his voice too 😂🤣

[@zeeunicorn6875]

@@corwinmoodley6268 I did the same when I saw it

[@Gerealistic]

The plastic bottle is hanging for dear life there! 😂😂😂😂

[@mbalimethula]

I have watched this video more 1000 times 😂😂😂😂😂

[@jessiesu6180]

😭 wow I felt that... “you are wasting government resources”

[@zinhleshelemba5326]

The way the ratchet nurse bumped into the door with drama😂😂😂😂and the gummmmm I could die with that sound of chewing

[@marcellenel3569]

Its like he went through this personally: so accurate

[@seunajayi6612]

Actually I didn't search for this but stumbled upon it in my Recommendations. This is pure talent man. I Stan. Much love from a Nigerian. 💞💞💞

[@kerishachanderdeo3257]

In private hospitals they charge for every single thing.. Even an ear bud 😂🤣 just know they will charge for the air we breathe there.

[@ayandaplaatjies5932]

Seriously 🤔

[@candyqueen7005]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@diaxdiax4731]

Too true, every morning, my bill for the day before would be brought in. Injection, drip, bandage, nurse's time, bed, heart rate monitor...e.t.c. One day the bill was 2 pages long, was already sweating before reading it lol

[@KerrynD]

My husband had an operation. Anesthetist bill included a R500 charge just to roll him over because they needed to do something on his back too 😩

[@mrmusicality994]

This is why Medical Aid is a must in SA

[@goitserametsi6708]

Lol and nurses at public hospitals will literally watch skeem saam while they watch you in pain and go through the most and tell you, you are not the first or last person to be sick so RELAX🙆‍♀️

[@moonblossom7903]

I was keeping it together till I heard "Jesus must come back "😂😂😊

[@francis9k815]

Waiting for those views to hit that million Tricky bae😊☺☺...

[@dikeledirahab8270]

😂😂😂😂 "here's another case, 16 and pregnant" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@choeneveronica3051]

I was on the floor xem😂😂😂😂😹😹😹😹

[@beautifulblessed5445]

I swear Lasiswe is underrated shame, his really good now, his content is up there now,well done 👌👌👌

[@azaraa1610]

Check his Trending ratings!! Shows we loooove him and his freaking amazing content ❤️

[@aiiseverywhereintheworld]

cool

[@shahiedaahmed1199]

PERIODT

[@HelenKN]

Underrated ??? Nope not here

[@oneciasmith8577]

😭😂😂😂😂 oh I love the public nurse😭😂😂😂😂😂

[@dinidora239]

😂😂😂😂 oh ma goodness.
This is amazing made me laugh real hard.. I love it.. 💖😘

[@kerishachanderdeo3257]

Lmao this video made me laugh so hard. But we have to give big props to the hard working nurses in public hospitals and clinics.. They see the unbelievable daily 👍. I work next to a clinic and walking through it just gives me stress.. 😂

[@ayandaplaatjies5932]

Yoh shame😬😂😂😂

[@dlamininikiwe8107]

Thank you.

[@portiakarim427]

"Kgaugelo are you performing sex?
Martha uzobona!"
The accuracy 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@carley3981]

‘Sax’ 😂

[@kennedyreigns4032]

I always watch Lasizwe's vids when I have a rough day You literally make me laugh 😂😂

[@gracetamara4297]

Wah...I truly appreciate his talent...he has talent...no joke...he's always different,,,he never bores with the same content or being the same person, like he's different in every video
.. congrats man and may our good Lord bless you always ❤️

[@loispetersen9771]

No one:
Literally no one:
Lasizwe: Let me just put earphones in my nose and attach it to a plastic bottle for this video 😂👃

[@missHLE]

😂😂😂

[@Lizellesmit]

Hahaha I almost died with the earphones :D

[@nguessnguess1892]

@@Lizellesmit lol 😂 I have to look few times to assure myself they were earphones lol 😂😂

[@luagenbach]

😂😂😂😂😂⚰️💀

[@na0m1fes51]

😂😂😂😆

[@MduduziDhlamini]

Epic show case between the two scenarios. Lol "...why sex that girl..."
Best question asked "Did you perform sex?" Public nurses are the best in straight talk.

[@thekindpisces2857]

Oh god!!@ straight talk, they practically yell your entire business down the hallway for everyone to here🤣🙆‍♀️

[@loiseokello9713]

"Jesus must come back" 😂😂😂😂

[@xivikoprincess6364]

😂 😂Doc : "How Hello"
Patient : "kgau gelo"

[@chantellewilson39]

Lasizwe knows how to role play on a budget 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@raeesamohamed4416]

The nurse at the public hospital walked into that room like my mom walks into mine lmao.

[@blessingiyare4696]

🤣🤣🤣🤣this just made my day🤣🤣seem all public hospital nurse are like this in all Africa🤣🤣🇳🇬

[@MsYTcommentator]

This is popped in my YT suggestion.. ONE of the best decision I made by checking it 😂 now I'm addicted in checking your other vids.. Keep it up 😊

[@lest3136]

The dislikes are from the public hospital nurses

[@bettykichuna7158]

😂😂😂😂

[@nomam7358]

Haha lol

[@kathyjansen7129]

Lmfaoooooo I'm frign dead 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@mwangolacha9132]

Lmaooo

[@NondiakaRj_1]

True that 😂😂😂😂😂!!!...

[@jujuprince3832]

The accuracy In this😂😂😂💀 "Wena you're busy, why you sext that girl!"🤣 Day made❤ God bless your talent Lasizwe🙏

[@roselinehermanus3412]

That part killed me 🤣🤣

[@jemmy924]

Lol is the hospital set up! The headphones in the nose haaaa XD

[@achikeya]

spot on!!! I love the public hospital nurse... you are classic