If Public Schools Had to OPEN !? - Lasizwe
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- Опубликовано: 11 окт 2024
- If Schools had to open it would be a disaster for the teachers as we all know how school kids behave in class. ( Watch till the end for a surprise) department of education please make the right decision regarding our children
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Disclaimer: This is a PARODY!
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Camera Operator/ Editor : Koena Siyotula
Content Curator: Emmanuel Ndlovu
Created by @Lasizwe Dambuza
Yes or No, Do you think it’s a good idea to open schools?
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Bad idea😅
Noo
It's a no from me. Bad idea. Very bad idea.
No
Lasizwe Dambuza in Australia they opened the schools, they don’t care about us 😭😭
Small kids are definitely going to go home with each other's masks. That is a sure thing.
Did you hear when they said matrics and grade 7s
@@_jenifer_4968 Hi, yes I did but eventually the little people will be returning to school aswell and this is what is going to happen.
They loose socks and pens everyday
@Barbara Van der Westhuizen tell me about it
It's gonna be tough
Laziswe deserves an award! The acting! The accuracy! The humor! 😂😂😂
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Definitely😂💯
Can we get this video trending #1 🤞🏾🙏 by watching till the end and sharing it to your social medias
Yes of course why not...this video is🔥🔥
I enjoy your videos please don't stop making these relatable yet funny vidz. Your acting is so on point especially when you change alteregos but what's the best is that you take the humour to another level that leaves me in stitches everytime.
Haha Lazizwe beautiful😂😂😂. Having come from a public school, you've told the story so perfectly. Very funny.
"Even this poster damnit man !" had me rolling 😭😂😂😂😂😂🏃
I was NOT expecting that 😂😂😂
Fuckkkk I was gone at that one 🤣🤣
I came here to say this!!!!! Down to the poster shows the level of perfection!!
yeyyyy i was dead haahaaaa..
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 the girl with the braids is my fav 💀
Me too
Same
What about the poster 🤣🤣🤣
Me too the way she shakes her head eish I laughed 😂😅😂
Lasizwe friend
I love that his sketches are always a reflection of the socio-economic situation at the time. Its a comedy that has some substance and intelligence.
Always. Dude really puts in the work💯
This legit finished me. When those girls swapped their masks - I can totally imagine that happening. And they randomly put the masks on and off. And that teacher's outrage was the best "....get my high blood temperature to rise because when i go to the staff room they're going to use the temperature thing to me..."😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
What happened to that calendar is such a good reflection of what happened to year 2020. Lasizwe you rock.
Please PIN this comment!! 🙏😩💯
I agree with the calender falling thing, it was such a clever representation. Lasizwe is a Genius 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾.
Hayibo thank you ...now I get the calendar thing more 🤣🤣👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼
Damn you must have been really good at English P2 😂😂😂👌
@@mukeliwejili1 Tjaa i don't even remember what the different papers were🤦♀️
"I don't know why the government said you must come back" 😂😂 you should've stayed at home😂💔 definitely a line all teachers are gonna say🤦♀️
So truuuuueeeee
lethu madlala definitely using that one when they get on my nerves 😂🤣🤣
*Going to
*Gonna = Not a word
BALANCE RESTORED!
@@a.a8720 okay karen
@@ntelamochitambo5258
*Captain
*English
BALANCE RESTORED!
*high blood temperature*, I can't stop laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭
Same here 🤣🤣🤣🤣 yeah you are a laughing stock teacher 🤣🤣🤣🤣
same
Amazing
same
Same here
I’m dead especially the part whereby Francesca swapped masks with her friends..That would so happen for sure at my school..Phela teens are still kids honestly 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Eish
Thats literally going to be the new struggle for teachers
The teachers are gonna be a new struggle for students
Ey
Hopefully they will not increase the ADD, ADHD etc. Medication for the children. Just so that the teachers could calm down.
ourwayisthehighway.wordpress.com/2020/05/04/luciferase-quantum-dot-tattoo-the-mark-the-seething-energies-of-the-light-bearer/
*That's
*Teacher's
BALANCE RESTORED!
Who else click so fast to see what this funny guy has for us? ❤️❤️❤️❤️
Me too
Got me way eager 😂😂
I did
“Covid 19 is chicken pox ”did I not die!😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
&Life as Khanyi NAME TWIIINNN IM KHANYISILEEEEEEW
@Life as Khanyi OMGGGG , I’m starting a YT chanelllllllll toooooo ahhhh omg twinssssssszzzs
I literally started laughing the instance those kids were greeting the teacher 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😂😂😭😭😭😂😭😭😂😭💔💔
School thou ay!
mrs parafina and friends🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂Mrs Paraffin prolly teaches Afrikaans or Maths the way she is frustrated 🤣🤣🤣🤣💔
Lol it's definitely afrikaans🤣🤣
"Good morning Mrs Parafina and Friends" like she has alter egos or imaginary friends that the students know about 😂😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣I just chocked on a chilli bun when I read your comment...
😂😂😂
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😂😂😂 Ikr
Government: We are going back to school in June
Lasizwe: I'm going to show you how the kids will behave when they go back.
Thank you Lasizwe for such content.
Me on the 20 of May
We're going back in August
We don't think so because we are back in level five because the are so many deaths in South Africa. Another boy granpa died because of corona virus
Indeed
Really 😥😥😥😥
The poster and the high pitched 'Damnit' has me rolling for days 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Even this poster.. demmit mahn!” LMAO
I died, when she ripped it off the wall
We all had that poster in class
🤣🤣I'm actually dying! This is too funny for my lungs to survive 🤣
I was drinking water and watching this 😶😶😭😂
I died when he said:
"I'm a gogo ,I've never even experienced grandmotherism and now I must die ,NEVER THAT "
😹😹😹❤
naledi5 princess Tought that was just me
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Lasizwe actually plays multiple roles in one video. Just wow. Pure talent 👏
You mean all the roles
Lasizwe is brilliant at acting out the very realities that are happening at grassroots level. Each person can watch the videos and Identify somewhere with it. I went to a township school and this episode was similar to daily events taking place. It’s almost traumatic 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Nico Barendse I went to a primary school that’s next to my high school I love how this is exactly why used to happen in primary school but my high school is far better with the teaching and their methods
@@4quapen713 high school was the worst, there were more jokes and fun then teaching.
@@Nickster7 my personal experience in high school was that NOTHING was taken seriously. Laughed AND passed right to the end. 🤣😂😁
ourwayisthehighway.wordpress.com/2020/05/04/luciferase-quantum-dot-tattoo-the-mark-the-seething-energies-of-the-light-bearer/
Im a teacher. Omw I laughed so hard at this! Best video ever
"I'll make you fail right now!, Try me"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭
😂 😂 😂 😂 This is actually a good video and exactly what is going to happen if schools open early 🤞🤞🤞🤞. Someone show the Minister of Education
Yes please, ✊🏿may someone please send it to the minister of basic education
I had a teacher who was exactly like this back in high school. She once threw a chair at and chased us around the school because we were playing cards instead of studying during exams.
She is boss
She was good teacher why nedlala ama cards😂😂😂😂💔
@@SoSoSeriousAB honestly, we just needed a break. She was too intense. 😂😅
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Nooo😂😂😂😂
The text book had to be a men's health magazine mara Lasizwe 😂😂😂 = high blood temperature I died
I’m waiting for the day he gets an Oscar 👏🏾🤣🤣
Me to
Excellent parody, as a former teacher, I totally saw myself and all the words I always used! That calendar that kept falling and pushed her over the edge. It was me in my first year of teaching back in 1995. Hilarious!
I wonder how Lasizwe behaved in school 😂😂😂😂
Class clown in the back corner for sure😂😂😂😂
One of those characters is him for sure
when the calendar fell I was like,ohh snap the exact same thing happened to 2020😂
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Bruh that happened when I read this😂😂😂
Lmaoooooo
Yaa😂😂
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Life skills book is men's health
It is a life skill indeed lol
That finished me loooool
@@DG-yv8hp 😂
@@okuhlefakazi7840 😂
@Ndapewa 😹😹😹
I love how she just cares about what they're going to say in the staff room. Lmao!
"Franchesca give me back my mask "😄😄😄can the minister pls watch this.Thats kids being kids
*Please
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*That's
*Kid's
@@a.a8720 your username goes very nice with your comment
@@hiitsme9958
Thank you, kind citizen.
"I haven't even experienced grandmotherzm" 😂😂this finished me
😂😂😂🤣🤣
"Ma'am why you looking at the textbook like that" 😂😂😂
Its men's health my dear😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Hello fellow south Africans I have to admit everything he acts out is true
You nailed it Haybo 😭🔥🔥❤️you're so good in this Lasizwe ,such accuracy .combination of skills and personality in one person 👌🏾❤️
" I haven't even experienced grandmotherisim" shame😭😂
You have to do private schools next 😂😂👏 you’re so talented woow 😂❤️✊
You'd swear the poster knew exactly when to fall just to piss the teacher off more🤣🤣🤣
“Why are you looking at the..the textbook like that, Ma’am?”🤣🤣🤣😂😂
I like when she gets mad n start having a high pitched voice🤣😂😂😂😂
when ma'am said why is everyone laughing I put my hand on my mouth.. i felt like she was talking to me
"Ma'am we didn't have our R350 to buy a mask"... so everyone is waiting for the R350s from government 😂😂😂🇿🇦
If you love lasizwe say I ☺️♥️, he just kills my depression...
I
Moral of the story: It's not gonna work😂😂😂😂😂
Mansah Don Amoah 😂😩 and this is exactly how it will be should kids go back to school.
*Going to
Gonna = Not a word
BALANCE RESTORED!
@@nontandomshibe5831
*Kid's
BALANCE RESTORED!
@@a.a8720 Tsek man😂😂 Get a life 😂😂
@@MannyTheHustler
*Thank's
BALANCE RESTORED!
"Grandmathazm" I love it!
Lasizwe: Everyone is dying
Me: Immediately stops laughing
"I haven't even experienced grandmotherism" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I am DONE!!!!!!
Wow. You are cute
I don't know if other students feel like this but when a teacher starts shouting... It's kinda funny
😂 😂 😂 😂 I used to secretly giggle.
Am not a student but ayam laughing
@@thandomoshani1415 exactly
I would laugh my a** out underneath those tables🤣🤣
When they go on like I used to laugh so hard.. I always thought they go overboard with it .. 😂😂😂
Vele 😂😂😂
Sometimes I forget that it’s one person all around. I feel like I’m legit watching a biskop with 5-6 characters/ actors. Your craft is perfect babes! Keep giving us. So much love from China 🇨🇳 🤍😘
How did Thembi get in the class without a mask??😂😂
When you get a teacher with a temper.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I have watched this video at least 15 times. This is your best video to date. I cant eat or sleep when i think about this video. Thanks for spreading laughter and no covid, during this difficult time. That poster falling was everything
Same😂😂😂
Please also shoot "If private schools had to open" video.
Honestly. A part of me thinks its so silly amd lame that Im not going to laugh. But he gets me every.damn.time. 😂😂😂😂😂
Your content kills me man. "Dammit this poster" 😂😂😂😂😂
The men’s health magazine though😂😂😂
“I haven’t even experienced grandmotherism ”🤣😭😭😭 I died
Why is it that when teachers are angry and something like papers, a book or poster falls, they take it and throw it out of frustration while raising their voice even further😂😂😂? Always found that funny
🤣So much frustration! 😂Teachers are enjoying their time away from learners right now.
I just feel so sorry for the mom's who are home schooling their kids right now. Many of the mom's I know are going out of their minds. Shame 😌🙃
You got that right
This teacher is a mood😂😂😂😂.. Lasizwe you are the reason we laughing despite this lockdown❤️❤️❤️
Yes I look forward to seeing him all the time. I'm over here in the USA and it's crazy over here. Our government is just idk out of control black men are being shot down our black community is struggling with being discriminated against during this pandemic. I'm tired really cause between this pandemic and black folks over here not knowing if we gonna be next in line to get shot by the police. I'm so thankful I can come here and connect with my black folks from South Africa...I know you guys are going through it as well. Lasizwe is such a mood ❤️.
@@monetenglish68 stay safe Monique. Thank God for Lasizwe he is making us go through this nightmare😊😊😊
when the calender fell I thought of Jay Gatsby dropping the clock. You can't repeat he past
I've watched this 5 times. Lmao this is hilarious.
3:08
“Im not going to stand up here and get my high blood temperature to rise” 😂😂🔥
"I am not going to get my high blood temperature to rise"😂
The fact that I’m doing teaching and this is the kind of behavior I’m gonna face in the future give me chills😭😭
I'm a student at a public school and Yho... I also have anxiety just thinking about being around such kids
At least there are a few or maybe one student of yours that feels the same
I had such an awful day. I haven't been able to laugh all week. Then this happened and I'm crying with laughter! Lasizwe we love you!!!!
I'm a gogo😂😂😂haven't experienced grandmotherism awu gogzin
"I'll make you fail right now"😂
Every teacher's favourite line 😂😂😂😂
Mondeor high school kids will know exactly which teacher this could be 😂
Jo-Anne Jansen very True🤣🙈
They definitely should not open schools now, our children’s health is more important than school fees
You pay school fees but kids won't get work, why go to school?
They used to think mortality rate is 2 percent but current estimates are around 0.01 percent if you are under 60. Kids cant die from covid but they could spread it to the elderly. Basically it should be back to school/work as long as you are young
@@carlosmario4460 ok you have a bag of sweets 2 will kill you, would you still eat it?
Markus Kuhn walking out your house everyday could kill you. Breathing can kill you , drinking water can kill you...
They should open parliament first if it's safe to open. Not schools first.
Why am I only watching this now, I’m literally in tears . 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Same
Guys, I JUST saw this now, man I have no words 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lasizwe is crazy lol. Imagine living next to him. All his neighbours probably died laughing long before covid could kill them lol
Hi. It's. Me. Buhle
😭😭😭😂😂😂
@@bonniem1865 o
Imagine 🤣🤣
@@bonniem1865 pp
'We didn't have our 350' 😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Killed me.
I also died with this one 😂😂😂
"Does Covid-19 looka like a chicken pox?"
omg lasizwe I'm dying
@Khathu Maguga lolllllll yas
High blood temperature
Grandmotherism
😂😂😂🙌Only in Lasizwe's dictionary
Teacher- we are here we must learn .
Thr kids:ahhh mam.
Teacher: dont ah mam me.🤣😂
We also say this in class
I laughed so hard. Can so relate even in Kenya 🇰🇪😂😂😂😂
The teacher is infecting everyone 😂
Yeah, with all that shouting🤣🤣
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True. No one is safe.
"you'll teach yourself"
😂that's happened so many times at school, after they leave (depending on why they are leaving) the whole class laughs
This one time : we walked into class right and then there was poop next to one of the tables. Once the teacher saw it she started freaking out cuz she's a neat freak and so she asked... US US if we did that🙄☠️ then she started blaming us and said that if we didn't confess then she would leave
Babes left us
🤣😂🤣Whats wrong with Francheska & Buhle💀
Keagan Adams you could really ask that question again!!!
@@LasizweDambuza 😂
The moment he says Thembi... I'm already in stitches 😂😂😂😂
“Look down and cough”😂😂 that Hand killed me
"This thing of us learning with a mask ma'am it doesn't really need to happen because the mask is not gonna teach us" 💀⚰️😭 Buhle has a point 🤒
That killed me 😂😂🤣
The one without the mask just being done with everything. 🤣🤣🤣
Lol Lasizwe you're just re-opening old wounds for some of us. High school was insane😂😂
1:45 when my teacher is a bout to swear
Do I look like a laughing stock to you 🤣🤣🤣😂😂I'm dead
😂😂😂
Lasizwe: Why is everyone laughing
Me literally laughing ....immediate pause 😕
Me toooooo !
Same here😹😹😹
😂😂
Me too 😭😭😭😭
Why is the teacher wearing so much makeup and have such a extra outfit for school 😂😅
Thank u for all the likes it made me so happy.I have never gotten so many likes before 😄❤
Hence she is not even wearing her mask. Coz it would ruin the makeup
😂😂😂😂
This video has so many details I completely overlooked that😂😂😂
When that calendar fell down 😂😂
swapping masks is definitely gonna happen 😂
"my high blood temperature" 😂😂
I'm here laughing and his asking 'why is everyone laughing' damn
This is so true--am a teacher myself and this is exactly wat wil happen in xuls, evry gvt shld watch dis video.am so touched.thumbs up lasizwe
The way you write though, I'm sorry. Poor kids 😳😳🚮
@@tatendaumera5690 it must be the bag
So teachers are not allowed to use short hand?
@@ceetinty5378 But was that even short hand though?🤣💀
A teacher? 😳
“You will learn wire the zoom call” 😂😭
Almost a million views WOW you are doing the most. Keep up the good work and thank you for entertaining us. We are here cause we love you
"Why are you looking at the text book like that Maam" 😂😂😂