Different students getting their test results - Lasizwe

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  • @LasizweDambuza
    @LasizweDambuza  4 года назад +1208

    Thank you for watching, Yes or No, Did you enjoy this video?
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    • @dreasarchive
      @dreasarchive 4 года назад +19

      Video was funny as always ❤️

    • @mudiwazharare4634
      @mudiwazharare4634 4 года назад +8

      YES ilysm❤❤❤😹

    • @thandiegirl2173
      @thandiegirl2173 4 года назад +10

      That has made my day 👍🏽👑

    • @unathivundisa7731
      @unathivundisa7731 4 года назад +9

      We enjoyed it as always ❤️👍😊

    • @kaeylibee7880
      @kaeylibee7880 4 года назад +7

      Hhehe... Everyone's eyes is quiet now.. big ears with their mouths shem🙆😅🙈😂

  • @vuyiwedyantyi7892
    @vuyiwedyantyi7892 4 года назад +1187

    "Whether you pass or fail, I still get my full salary" -a national anthem of educators

  • @dreasarchive
    @dreasarchive 4 года назад +2130

    Who else loves lasizwe’s sense of humor and he’s originality 🤩

  • @rufarochabedi5125
    @rufarochabedi5125 3 года назад +145

    Lol the 40% student is way happier than the 95% student.😂😂

  • @tlotlegomokalake6347
    @tlotlegomokalake6347 4 года назад +184

    "Whether you pass or fail, I'm still going to get my salary with a bonus" , my high school teachers loved that phrase 😂😂

  • @kathrynwoods6150
    @kathrynwoods6150 4 года назад +879

    *We need a whole movie at this point* 😂😂

  • @kaitlynhendricks3878
    @kaitlynhendricks3878 4 года назад +983

    "i dont care whether your father is the president of the mars or the moon or the earth"
    Im dead 🤣💀💔

  • @24kgoldnfan84
    @24kgoldnfan84 4 года назад +358

    Teacher: Neo you got 45 percent
    Class:😂😂😂😂
    Teacher: shes the highest
    Class:

    • @shaaraki6409
      @shaaraki6409 3 года назад +17

      So true and relatable 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @dmt7264
      @dmt7264 3 года назад +13

      We wrote a test and the highest had 24%

    • @ampro8731
      @ampro8731 2 года назад +2

      @@dmt7264 💀

    • @thobilentombela9402
      @thobilentombela9402 2 года назад

      @@dmt7264 haybo no 😭😭

  • @jessicakissasi7718
    @jessicakissasi7718 4 года назад +169

    “I got 95% when I was supposed to get 99%” yohhh I hate such💀😐

    • @osbiplo
      @osbiplo 3 года назад +6

      Hey

    • @lunareclipse3079
      @lunareclipse3079 2 года назад +6

      those people be acting like their life is over

    • @lovie_Zoe
      @lovie_Zoe Месяц назад +3

      But some of us have high expectations to reach from our parents

    • @thebestiesthesisters
      @thebestiesthesisters 15 дней назад +1

      @@lovie_Zoe Yea, seems like you guys don't understand...

  • @thulaganyomolosiwa
    @thulaganyomolosiwa 4 года назад +494

    “Why you smiling, who’s your mother’s joke, I’m not your mother’s joke”😭😂🙌🏽im so dead

  • @graamraaa9600
    @graamraaa9600 4 года назад +203

    The way thembi Nkosi was turning the whole time to talk to the people asking to see her result .She felt like repunzel

  • @Fatima-rg1ox
    @Fatima-rg1ox 4 года назад +244

    i'm a teacher and it gets frustrating when my students fail what you've taught them.You just end up being sarcastic about their performance but deep down im laughing my ass off. very relatable Lasizwe

    • @Raccocooney
      @Raccocooney 2 года назад +7

      maybe that's because the education system isn't tailored to deal with individual needs for each student and some of them are simply incapable of dealing with how the learning system is set up, homework is a flawed system and schools don't care about learning disabilities like adhd, dyslexia and a ton of others. I feel sorry for all the people you've taught before if you think it's funny that they're failing when a lot of them never stood a chance with dealing with how the education system was set up in the first place.

  • @kiaraparsuram600
    @kiaraparsuram600 4 года назад +222

    4:19 This is the most famous line!! 😭🤣*Whether you pass or fail I still get paid my salary* 🤣😂🤣

  • @thulaganyomolosiwa
    @thulaganyomolosiwa 4 года назад +348

    4:05 The way they started singing Lorch when the teacher said her name killed me😂👐🏽

  • @heiditemba314
    @heiditemba314 4 года назад +910

    😂😂😂.Everyone in Africa relates to this. 😂😂😂😂😂 and specifically those that went to public schools.

    • @hombakazimagazi3849
      @hombakazimagazi3849 4 года назад +17

      7
      I think it's especially public school kids😂😂😂

    • @cinnagirl_0714
      @cinnagirl_0714 4 года назад +9

      I go to a private school.

    • @heiditemba314
      @heiditemba314 4 года назад +13

      @@cinnagirl_0714 i also went to a private school and this was still common

    • @FreyMayBeHere
      @FreyMayBeHere 4 года назад +9

      @@heiditemba314 exactly. Bruh. Having to spend the whole lesson listening to the teacher popping off on everyone one

    • @f.anatty3254
      @f.anatty3254 4 года назад +2

      I went to an international school and I can relate to all this

  • @Ad-Lo
    @Ad-Lo 4 года назад +194

    “This class is an ambassador’s ship of failing!” 🏆

  • @mvelo.melani
    @mvelo.melani 4 года назад +254

    I kept on repeating the " Thembinkosi number 10 " part tjoo🤣🤣🤣

    • @irmgardroman7757
      @irmgardroman7757 4 года назад +29

      And the teacher is even starting the song 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @robynrossouw2343
      @robynrossouw2343 3 года назад +10

      Dude me too!!! Over and over like, easy 16 times!! I was literally in stitches!!!! Legend!

    • @liampillay5397
      @liampillay5397 3 года назад +1

      Oml same 😭😭😂😂

    • @yeshuadzumbira
      @yeshuadzumbira 3 года назад +1

      Ryttt

    • @mr.sipmississippi5810
      @mr.sipmississippi5810 3 года назад +2

      That's my favorite too

  • @Sindi-N
    @Sindi-N 4 года назад +141

    “One, two, three, four both of you”😂😂😂😂! I can’t 🙆🏽‍♀️😂

  • @lisathembani9657
    @lisathembani9657 4 года назад +235

    Yhooooo 40% I can relate shem that is exactly me when I get my Afrikaans marks🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @baleofigoitse5874
    @baleofigoitse5874 4 года назад +134

    123 "both of you"
    Kante Lasizwe wats wrong with you😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @tessaharrison372
    @tessaharrison372 4 года назад +349

    "ThIs CLasS Is aN amBasSAdoRshIp of FAILING !!!" I can't 😂😂😂

    • @blessedisaacolupot
      @blessedisaacolupot 4 года назад +1

      I kennat even breath further 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Mlindos
      @Mlindos 3 года назад

      I literally laughed out loud.

  • @boipelomotshabi
    @boipelomotshabi 4 года назад +447

    When he skipped the paper and saved it for the end. This moment will kill you 😂 everyone wondering whose paper it is, and why is it at the bottom. This is usually the highest mark, or the lowest mark in the class . And with it, comes a lecture😂😂

  • @amogelangmoeca5337
    @amogelangmoeca5337 4 года назад +134

    "Everyone's eyes is quiet now?"😂😂😂. "Everyone has big ears with they mouths"😂🤣😂

  • @LwaziMgandela
    @LwaziMgandela 4 года назад +166

    Can we just talk about how Thembinkosi’s wig is literally wigging 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭

  • @KeagsX
    @KeagsX 4 года назад +182

    “One two three four,BOTH OF YOU!” 😂🤣😂 the screaming has me dead💀🤣

  • @emerentiamay58
    @emerentiamay58 4 года назад +351

    "i got 40 percent"
    "do you think 40 percent is a pass?"
    That moment is funny!

  • @dangerdave888
    @dangerdave888 4 года назад +146

    You as a teacher is my favorite part of 2020 😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @vinoliaseshoka7907
    @vinoliaseshoka7907 4 года назад +40

    In Matric there was a guy like Sphiwe. He bunked periods & his friends followed.come january he passed with a D & all his friends failed drastically.

  • @EnderAngel-or1on
    @EnderAngel-or1on 4 года назад +301

    Everyone’s eyes are quiet 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @LuxuriousGlamourStudio
    @LuxuriousGlamourStudio 4 года назад +493

    I mean there’s always one who’s upset about a 95% a whole 95%!! 🤦🏽‍♀️ Meanwhile all I just want is at least 60%

  • @phathiswaportiagaba2914
    @phathiswaportiagaba2914 3 года назад +15

    "Whether you pass or fail I still get paid my salary with a bonus"
    -Every teacher's favorite line🙄😂😂😂😂💔

  • @boitymabitsela2410
    @boitymabitsela2410 4 года назад +14

    "1 , 2 , 3. Both of you, move back!" 😭😹😹

  • @nikitakraya7659
    @nikitakraya7659 4 года назад +254

    "It is what it iiis" 🤷‍♀️😂😂 and that "Thembinkosi unumber 10" part 😂😂😂

  • @emilianafisa7824
    @emilianafisa7824 4 года назад +218

    These wigs😂😂💀i can’t dealll

  • @anitanotico7788
    @anitanotico7788 4 года назад +46

    I just keep on going back to "Thembi Nkosi number 10" 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

    • @robynrossouw2343
      @robynrossouw2343 3 года назад +1

      Brah!!! Me 2!!! Over and over!!! My 6 year old is even repeat/singing it now

  • @quintongopaul4321
    @quintongopaul4321 4 года назад +35

    "What's wrong with this class?" That's when you know the teacher is angry

  • @simssally9876
    @simssally9876 4 года назад +250

    "fail with flying colors"... Wow that has to be a total fail😂

  • @Covenant_living
    @Covenant_living 4 года назад +213

    Everyone's eyes are quiet 😹
    Failing with flying colours🤣

  • @tapwater4777
    @tapwater4777 4 года назад +31

    sbwl to be rich kids!!☠️
    "it's generational"😭😂

  • @rendy8188
    @rendy8188 3 года назад +5

    0:41 "1, 2 3 both of you move back" 😹😹😭

  • @oleratomokwetli7925
    @oleratomokwetli7925 4 года назад +539

    I'm not first
    I'm not last
    but when he posts
    I click fast
    Edit: Omg tysm for da likes I didnt think I would get 400! Likes💗😊

  • @Elsie_Akoth
    @Elsie_Akoth 4 года назад +327

    “Failing with flying colors”, sounds like my chemistry teacher 😂😂 busy getting marks in chemistry that look like ph scale numbers 😂😂😂😂

    • @LivingSoftly
      @LivingSoftly 4 года назад +12

      Not the ph scale 💀😂

    • @bohlalenchabeleng1370
      @bohlalenchabeleng1370 4 года назад +3

      Lol🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤷🏽‍♀️🤣🤣🔥🔥🔥

    • @kiwigirl359
      @kiwigirl359 4 года назад +2

      😂😂😂😂

    • @kiwigirl359
      @kiwigirl359 4 года назад +2

      I can't yhoo😂😂😂

    • @insertyn5073
      @insertyn5073 4 года назад +4

      Failed with falling colours

  • @sanc_livia
    @sanc_livia 4 года назад +3

    "you failed but technically you passed"🤣🤣🤣

  • @avusvlogs2122
    @avusvlogs2122 3 года назад +12

    I love how Thembi was swinging her hair at the end

  • @Zoe_Langa
    @Zoe_Langa 4 года назад +74

    When the teacher hands you your test folded, you KNOW you failed 😂

  • @sandybae7932
    @sandybae7932 4 года назад +183

    Who else click so fast to see this lovely guy❤️❤️❤️❤️😍👌

  • @user-jc8dy2sl7k
    @user-jc8dy2sl7k 4 года назад +67

    I’ve relived my schooling days - High School - Anxiety birthed 😬

  • @Nimoyoo
    @Nimoyoo 4 года назад +18

    His one of us 😂😂how friends usually motivate you when you fail especially back benchers.😂I love the originality, it is what it is.

  • @_little_miss_fit
    @_little_miss_fit 4 года назад +103

    'It is what it is mam'
    RIGHT JENS IT IS WHAT IT IS😂🤣😎

  • @ihertha
    @ihertha 4 года назад +40

    "Wait till you go to varsity" felt that 🥺👉🏾👈🏾😩

  • @omaribartley439
    @omaribartley439 4 года назад +12

    Every time he screams “ this class is failing with flying colors” I DIE!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @tafaraideal3758
    @tafaraideal3758 4 года назад +47

    4:05 😂😂
    Edit: I knew I wouldn't get likes😂

  • @praise.v9852
    @praise.v9852 4 года назад +110

    Teachers love that line' whether you pass or fail i still get my salary

  • @tsatsimodjadji-
    @tsatsimodjadji- 4 года назад +37

    "1, 2, 3, 4 all both of you" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @matthewghambi9251
      @matthewghambi9251 4 года назад +1

      He reminds me of my teacher who once said 1,2,3 both of you come here to grade 11s l tell you people laughed at him Lol

    • @Lebogang_Bothman
      @Lebogang_Bothman 4 года назад

      I died 🤣🤣🤣

    • @jeanetseanego4802
      @jeanetseanego4802 4 года назад

      Lol I can't deal

  • @caulidream
    @caulidream 4 года назад +12

    "why are you smiling? Am I your mother's joke?" 😂😂😂😂

  • @amanda-kayromburgh9824
    @amanda-kayromburgh9824 4 года назад +37

    "it is what it is!"😂😂😂 This is so accurate! Went to school with editor of this video. Even he knows this is how it was!😂😂😂

  • @lifeaskhanyi
    @lifeaskhanyi 4 года назад +93

    Lasizwe really coming through with this lockdown content😂🔥🔥...as for “Everybody’s eyes is quiet”💀

  • @editsxc9725
    @editsxc9725 4 года назад +41

    As for "Thembi nkosi" 🔥🔥🔥🔥🙈😂Aaaah that one was THE one !

  • @rainbowcotton6513
    @rainbowcotton6513 4 года назад +7

    😂"He bunks school but at least he studies" 😂

  • @oceanwave498
    @oceanwave498 4 года назад +61

    Every public school in africa is like this😂😂even tho students fail the teachers still get their money ☺ ahh it is wat it is😏

  • @lebogangmolefe8333
    @lebogangmolefe8333 4 года назад +221

    "Sbwl chommie"😂😂😂
    "Sbwl rich kid"😂😂😭😭😭😂💔💔💔💔

  • @tiktokvids3455
    @tiktokvids3455 4 года назад +107

    Imagine having lasizwe as your teacher

    • @amina.sururu
      @amina.sururu 4 года назад +6

      Oh my gosh, it would be so funny!!!

    • @bubbly080
      @bubbly080 4 года назад +5

      I would go to her class just to listen to her jokes.. and not do my homework

    • @boni448
      @boni448 4 года назад

      i would actually study hard

  • @parrotholdings9752
    @parrotholdings9752 3 года назад +16

    The part when he say I was supposed to get a 99% but I got a 95% while the other student I passed I got a 40% I would be happy if I got a 💯%

  • @naturalforme
    @naturalforme 3 года назад +8

    😂😂😂 “He’s one of us” Lmao

  • @lezarnscheepers9219
    @lezarnscheepers9219 4 года назад +126

    Siphiwe:3:18 is that one friend that said he didn't study but then gets the highest marks from the crew 😂

    • @tapiwamumanikidzwa597
      @tapiwamumanikidzwa597 4 года назад +2

      It is what it is😂 right gents it is what it is😂😂😂. Why are you smiling who's your mother's joke😂😂😂🇿🇼🇿🇼🇿🇼all the way

  • @natashamkhabela7657
    @natashamkhabela7657 4 года назад +19

    When they started singing Lorch 😭😭😭💀💀

  • @StianLewis13
    @StianLewis13 3 года назад +11

    " Whether you pass or fail, I still get my full salary with a bonus" That should be the national anthem of South Africa😅

  • @its_missmiya
    @its_missmiya 4 года назад +48

    this so true the teacher's voice go high

  • @truezladye1893
    @truezladye1893 4 года назад +84

    Luckily Thembi Nkosi didn't flick her wig off 😂😂😂❤️❤️

  • @ZandileX
    @ZandileX 4 года назад +38

    😂😂😂 I felt that "voetsek nina!" 😂😂

  • @mphosello8710
    @mphosello8710 4 года назад +6

    Thembi's head-swigning at 4:45 had me floored!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ameliaangie5239
    @ameliaangie5239 4 года назад +5

    “ it is what it is “ 😂

  • @jabulilebuthelezi2837
    @jabulilebuthelezi2837 4 года назад +30

    I'm so in love with that yellow blouse 🤣 and that's a very angry teacher shame💔🤣

  • @misshlu3232
    @misshlu3232 4 года назад +40

    When they started singing when Thembinkosi's name got called sent me😂 as well as ma'am wa 40%

  • @bluegreen118
    @bluegreen118 4 года назад +15

    "40% on the dot" was so me in the 9th grade.😂😂😂🔥

  • @biancavanblerk8621
    @biancavanblerk8621 3 года назад +4

    Really Lasiswe... I can watch your skits over and over and over and will laugh every single time. You are just the best.

  • @albo3323
    @albo3323 4 года назад +16

    "1,2,3 and 4 - the both of you"😂 🤣😂 🤣😂 🤣😂 🤣 I hope maam doesn't teach english hahahaha

  • @lolwethutobi7225
    @lolwethutobi7225 4 года назад +30

    The beginning 😂😂😂 I swear this is how it really is😂😂😂 The teachers talk too much

  • @nkosephayomatsebula2838
    @nkosephayomatsebula2838 3 года назад +12

    I love the way you speak out the situations in real life but with humor 😂and the part where you were like thembinkhosi number 10 ungiphatsakamnadi just killed me 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @taryneksteen981
    @taryneksteen981 4 года назад +20

    Geeeezzz lasizwe you are the best! I have literally watched this video 5times and each time I am canning myself🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @sphamandlahlela5900
    @sphamandlahlela5900 4 года назад +41

    "President of the Mars, moon or earth" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @lenoremelwich5096
    @lenoremelwich5096 4 года назад +13

    Those dislikes are from the ones who are failing with flying colours😂

  • @thamisigola477
    @thamisigola477 3 года назад +7

    This class is failing with flying colors 😭🤣

  • @nutbutdontella4312
    @nutbutdontella4312 4 года назад +6

    Yehake!!!! 🤣🤣Everyone's eyes is quiet now!! 😂😂I just love lasizwe

  • @noellepoelle
    @noellepoelle 4 года назад +189

    RUclips:7 comments
    Me: can I see th-?
    RUclips:vutzek
    Edit:THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR 160 LIKES!! You strangers make my day!

  • @hilmanakawa2366
    @hilmanakawa2366 4 года назад +86

    Everyone's eyes I quiet now

  • @jordanborntoflex7587
    @jordanborntoflex7587 3 года назад +2

    "1,2,3 both of u move back" 🤣🤣killed me 😭

  • @ayenyarnold1236
    @ayenyarnold1236 Месяц назад +1

    "You're all failing with Flying Colours" 😂😂

  • @natashamkhabela7657
    @natashamkhabela7657 4 года назад +31

    "Sbwl to be rich chommie" 😂😂😂

  • @namibian.narrative
    @namibian.narrative 4 года назад +119

    Verse 0:23 states that "Everyone has big ears with their mouths when their talking"
    -Lasizwe 2020

  • @sofortunate5171
    @sofortunate5171 4 года назад +17

    When he said ' I still get paid my salary" 🤣🤣🤣Sounded like Madam!!!

  • @cee4873
    @cee4873 4 года назад +9

    whenever I watch his videos, I'm either smiling or laughing!
    He's just TOO damn funny 😂 😂 ❤️

  • @bamem.3715
    @bamem.3715 4 года назад +12

    " This class is an ambassadorship of failing !'' 🤣🤣 like how does he come up with these

  • @gelomogale1909
    @gelomogale1909 4 года назад +51

    Karabo Khumalo is me when I get 50% with Stats😂😂

    • @phenyoyulenda
      @phenyoyulenda 4 года назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😭same

    • @katisop5991
      @katisop5991 4 года назад +1

      LOL i feel you. our course ongly accepted >80 for matric math but we'd all get like 15% in stats 1A first attempt cos even the question nje hhayi

  • @MsZ14
    @MsZ14 3 года назад +3

    It's the " i am not your mother's joke" for me

  • @anelangpharoe2745
    @anelangpharoe2745 4 года назад +2

    Weather you pass or fail i still get paid😂😂

  • @kennethlwazi
    @kennethlwazi 4 года назад +24

    “Sbwl Sbwl chommie” 😂😂😂😂

    • @b_tee1755
      @b_tee1755 4 года назад

      I'll never understand that Sbwl thingy 🤣🤞

    • @estherkakene
      @estherkakene 4 года назад

      What's does it mean? I like the expression

  • @dreasarchive
    @dreasarchive 4 года назад +33

    Yo I clicked so fast 🔥😂

  • @JesusChrist-us9eu
    @JesusChrist-us9eu 4 года назад +6

    Everyone's eyes is quiet now😂😂😂👏 I can't breathe

  • @chronically_chlo
    @chronically_chlo 3 года назад +2

    The "why are you like this?" Took me out🤣