Male Clinic: Public Hospital VS Private Hospital - Lasizwe

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  • Опубликовано: 11 окт 2024

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  • @LasizweDambuza
    @LasizweDambuza  4 года назад +1710

    Yes or No, Did you enjoy this video?

  • @jeanprinsloo2086
    @jeanprinsloo2086 4 года назад +527

    "Covid doesn't survive where there's medical aid money" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @kdydreamin
    @kdydreamin 4 года назад +497

    Lasizwe needs an Oscar for his acting skill guys!!!

  • @user-jc8dy2sl7k
    @user-jc8dy2sl7k 4 года назад +299

    “This Journey isn’t for the brave, but for the wise!” - Mood 😂

  • @emmamatamba3604
    @emmamatamba3604 4 года назад +185

    “Covid doesn’t survive when there’s medical aid money because we can pay for it.” 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @AmantleRammutla
    @AmantleRammutla 4 года назад +781

    Whenever Lasizwe does these types of videos, who else cant wait for him to get to the African Character ?😂

  • @theblackwendyhlongwane1186
    @theblackwendyhlongwane1186 4 года назад +272

    "This journey is not for the brave but for the wise"

  • @sindiswamasisi6234
    @sindiswamasisi6234 4 года назад +420

    "Pronunciation doesn't matter here, everything is free" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Andrew-zi9el
      @Andrew-zi9el 4 года назад +3

      Haha yeah it's a good thing, 😁😁😅😅😅😅

    • @gosegodays
      @gosegodays 4 года назад +1

      😂😂😂

    • @mphomokoena377
      @mphomokoena377 4 года назад +2

      I was dead with that statement😜😁🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤩

    • @DanielaPerez-ol2sc
      @DanielaPerez-ol2sc 3 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @sooooowhat
    @sooooowhat 3 года назад +75

    "If you finish the pain killers it's you and the pain now, you must dose yourself accordingly.." 🤣🤣🤣

    • @watchtiffy4319
      @watchtiffy4319 3 года назад +3

      Listen I fell off my bed at that part 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @orubek355
      @orubek355 3 года назад +2

      👌👌👌

  • @sisanda9178
    @sisanda9178 4 года назад +80

    Lasizwe needs more hype because he deserves it.

  • @gugulekhulen8578
    @gugulekhulen8578 4 года назад +202

    "If you finish the pain killers it's going to be you and the pain now"😂😂😂😂😂

  • @sandybae7932
    @sandybae7932 4 года назад +324

    Who else saw that plug on his shoulder 😂😂😂🔌🔌😂😂

  • @siyaahmkhize276
    @siyaahmkhize276 4 года назад +118

    “I can’t be cutting over amapipi here”😂😂😂😂

  • @kayusharajoo7811
    @kayusharajoo7811 4 года назад +387

    I am Korean but Korean comedians are not that funny as South African comedians

    • @jacelynsias2100
      @jacelynsias2100 4 года назад +10

      Lol he speaks slang. Do you understand his sentences?

    • @nkanyiikegakilwe2507
      @nkanyiikegakilwe2507 4 года назад +18

      It's so amazing that people from there are watching S.A. videos

    • @luchecloete1051
      @luchecloete1051 3 года назад +4

      Lol

    • @rubybakir4998
      @rubybakir4998 3 года назад +2

      That's because we are authentic without plastic surgery.

    • @palesatalks6629
      @palesatalks6629 3 года назад +18

      @@rubybakir4998 unnecessary much ?

  • @MissyPlicious
    @MissyPlicious 4 года назад +93

    Dr Nguni's "IM READYYYY!!! 😂😂😂 That zim accent thou 😂😂😂 always on point

  • @chichimhlongo5354
    @chichimhlongo5354 4 года назад +121

    “call all your ancestors, call all your cat-bobby” yhu i can’t. 😭😭😭🤣

    • @tumelofaith1066
      @tumelofaith1066 4 года назад +1

      I thought Bobby was a dog

    • @chichimhlongo5354
      @chichimhlongo5354 4 года назад +1

      @@tumelofaith1066 same, but not in lasizwe’s world. 😭😭💀

  • @akwandedhladhla
    @akwandedhladhla 4 года назад +333

    The person who disliked this video 🙀is everything OK at home 😂😂😂

  • @sjnation1666
    @sjnation1666 4 года назад +302

    Did u see the charger around the doctors neck???

  • @sheila_5790
    @sheila_5790 4 года назад +57

    “You scream like a mother’s baby”🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @roseclark3485
    @roseclark3485 4 года назад +167

    "your making a noise for my eyes😂"

  • @tariii.m2099
    @tariii.m2099 4 года назад +128

    It's that "I'm readyy" from dr. Nguni for me .😹😹😹

  • @bobbyromeo8089
    @bobbyromeo8089 4 года назад +33

    Your humour crosses all barriers and appeals to people of all colours, ages and genders. You have a God given talent for brightening up my day Thanks!

  • @IbrahBere
    @IbrahBere 4 года назад +37

    Reminds me of that LEON SCHUSTER movie when the soccer team boys were waiting to be reviewed by the Doc before the match bro. The noise inthe Public hospital killed me😂😂😂

  • @gigigracecleopatra5453
    @gigigracecleopatra5453 4 года назад +97

    All the time I cannot wait for him to say “this is not your mothers house”

  • @tashierandeulyatele6778
    @tashierandeulyatele6778 4 года назад +183

    Public hospitals always have long stories😂😂😂 no one ever goes there peacefully and return home peacefully💔😂😂

  • @lameckirisiita8963
    @lameckirisiita8963 4 года назад +167

    Excluding breakfast 😩😩

  • @mudiwabizabani8043
    @mudiwabizabani8043 4 года назад +57

    "You are making a noise for my eyes dammit man" 😂😂☠️💀

  • @JGV_IX
    @JGV_IX 4 года назад +60

    “Surgerize” this thing 😂
    Word of the decade!

  • @kiearacelina
    @kiearacelina 3 года назад +52

    As a nurse, I have to say. This is Fuuuunnyyyyy!!!!

  • @Simplygaiia
    @Simplygaiia 4 года назад +30

    How did you not get the E award nomination? You are legit one of Africa's most unique entertainers

  • @onkabetsemlangeni6988
    @onkabetsemlangeni6988 4 года назад +24

    The way the guys at the public clinic already look miserable before she even says anything😂😂😂😂😭😭 thanks maannn. I needed this🔥

  • @rebelmess7768
    @rebelmess7768 4 года назад +96

    "Let's sanitizer the air just incase corona is in the air"😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @justndiwi4696
    @justndiwi4696 4 года назад +139

    I know that not everything is about race but I love how the public hospital dr & patient are white (according to their name) while the private has black people 😂 Love to see it

    • @JustinPearceThoughtsAndPhotos
      @JustinPearceThoughtsAndPhotos 4 года назад +1

      Also that Michael in the public hospital seems to be wearing the same wig as the nurse in the private hospital 😂

  • @ziporah_moonflowerankh4285
    @ziporah_moonflowerankh4285 4 года назад +87

    "Call all your cat Bobby, yo mother because...."

  • @eskayh7734
    @eskayh7734 4 года назад +11

    "It's just you and the pain now" is a phrase I'll be using from this moment on. Thank you much Lasizwe, thank you much lmao

  • @Miss_ramokoka
    @Miss_ramokoka 4 года назад +13

    LaSizwe is one of the most deserving people I know . He’s absolutely hilarious . Yoh . I love you shame and I genuinely mean it . Your personality is amazing 😍❤️

  • @busisiwendlovu1605
    @busisiwendlovu1605 4 года назад +36

    Lasizwe must have his own film production. Talent on another level😐🙌🙌🙌❤❤❤❤❤😫😫🍻🍸👐

  • @kudzainyamweda7941
    @kudzainyamweda7941 4 года назад +18

    😂😂😂 Public Hospitals give me the chills, you were spot on Lasizwe....
    "Sanitize your hands becoz we do not know what you are bringing into the clinic."

  • @tem6467
    @tem6467 4 года назад +213

    So nobody is gonna abt talk the fact lasizwe used a plug

  • @lokilemats
    @lokilemats 3 года назад +23

    It's the way he pronounced "dizeazez" for me🤣🤣🤣

  • @Xero_music_
    @Xero_music_ 4 года назад +32

    Makes me proud to live in S.A knowing people like this are around!

  • @aworldwithnoend82
    @aworldwithnoend82 4 года назад +72

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
    Where there is depression Lasizwe makes me laugh 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ms.ngwazi6114
    @ms.ngwazi6114 4 года назад +26

    OMG, I'm one of the first people here❤️🥺I'm already laughing 😂

  • @palesamokhatshane5887
    @palesamokhatshane5887 4 года назад +24

    "even my pronunciation is free" 😂😂😂

  • @tru2746
    @tru2746 3 года назад +12

    It's the doctor saying "I'm ready!" He must really love his job😂😂😁

  • @gigi-bm6nt
    @gigi-bm6nt 4 года назад +9

    I had to like before i watched the video. This guy never dissapoint.. Love you all the way from Bots 🇧🇼

  • @nonhlanhlatlhogi5204
    @nonhlanhlatlhogi5204 4 года назад +27

    I'm here for a public hospital 😂😂😂I swear some guys do run away just hearing that intro and noises from other rooms 😂

  • @samuelloic3699
    @samuelloic3699 4 года назад +7

    OMG I LOVE IT !!!! First btw love you lasizwe

  • @issastiqardo5672
    @issastiqardo5672 4 года назад +7

    "You making a noise for my eyes"...are you jargs?🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @tlotlegomokalake6347
    @tlotlegomokalake6347 4 года назад +14

    Code: 0269 . This video was so accurate, I remember when I had to get my tooth removed, the doctor was so rude telling me he has somewhere to go and didn`t give me any medication for the pain. Public institutions are the pits!😭😭 Loved the video 😂

  • @_Lolo00
    @_Lolo00 4 года назад +8

    "what are you selling, your liver or" 😂😂
    You got this to the T Lasizwe

  • @jemimahwa-matamba6299
    @jemimahwa-matamba6299 4 года назад +9

    Hey nurse, stop shouting us.😂💔 The public hospital scene had me in stitches 😂😂😂

  • @siyalani
    @siyalani 4 года назад +16

    “Whennn youuu are youngggg” 🤣😭😭felt that🤣😭💔

  • @thandokuhlembilase1445
    @thandokuhlembilase1445 3 года назад +9

    It’s always “African Lasizwe”for me🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭

  • @Star-bt1qi
    @Star-bt1qi 4 года назад +20

    “There’s pus in that thing”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @rebelmess7768
    @rebelmess7768 4 года назад +17

    "Dr Smith your patient is rasaring"😂😂

  • @niniletsoalo312
    @niniletsoalo312 4 года назад +36

    “sensitize your hands”😭

  • @reotshepilekeketso7046
    @reotshepilekeketso7046 4 года назад +12

    Your making noise for my eyes
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😂😂😂
    Yhoo dead, he has a pimple🤣🤣

  • @joymumbi8168
    @joymumbi8168 3 года назад +3

    Since the day I discovered Lasizwe's channel my life changed for the better 👌🏼😎🤣🤣🤣❗
    " When you get home you sleep, if you don't sleep you'll be in pain forever and ever amen"😪✊🏽😂

  • @lebogang_n
    @lebogang_n 4 года назад +2

    This is so true, the level of service that you get at a private health facility is different from the one from the public clinics/hospitals!
    The 4-digit hidden code throughout the video is 0269

  • @sallysubira4217
    @sallysubira4217 4 года назад +22

    Notification gang. Representing 🇰🇪🇰🇪

  • @chichimhlongo5354
    @chichimhlongo5354 4 года назад +35

    “scream like a mother’s baby”😭💀

  • @Idontcareboutnunofthat
    @Idontcareboutnunofthat 4 года назад +8

    Hi, Thank you for bringing the vibe during lockdown.
    I Love you So So Much💋💋💖💖💖

  • @SirRed_47
    @SirRed_47 4 года назад +12

    its the "hello everybody" and scrolling eyes for me...

  • @nokubongadlubom762
    @nokubongadlubom762 4 года назад +2

    thank you Lasizwe for keeping us entertained 💕

  • @vivianmokome307
    @vivianmokome307 4 года назад +77

    Your making a noise for my eyes 😹😹😹

    • @fxncynxncy
      @fxncynxncy 4 года назад +1

      They are rasaring😂

  • @flowerchialde
    @flowerchialde 4 года назад +29

    "We are going to shauna" 🤣🤣

  • @zoeyprince7904
    @zoeyprince7904 4 года назад +5

    Omg. Is that cable around your neck? Lmaooo😂😂😂😂😭

  • @karaboword7206
    @karaboword7206 4 года назад +3

    "You are making noise for my eyes!!! Damnit man!!"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @siphahleluthuli599
    @siphahleluthuli599 4 года назад +4

    The best video I have ever watched by him 😂 He's my idol he really inspires me ❤️❤️

  • @missm3307
    @missm3307 3 года назад +5

    "if you finish the pain killers it's going to be you and the pain now" 😂😂😂🤣🤣
    Code: 1562

  • @TheePreciousOne
    @TheePreciousOne 4 года назад +9

    "You are increasing my high high."
    Aie togh 🤣🤣💔

  • @noluthandocele3807
    @noluthandocele3807 4 года назад +19

    I like the “damn it man”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @rirhandzuhlungwani6032
    @rirhandzuhlungwani6032 4 года назад

    Lasizwe am so happy you have posted a video its been a long time since because of your loss of your dad so sorry for your loss

  • @littlemisspk
    @littlemisspk 3 года назад +1

    LASIZWE YOUR SCRIPTS FOR YOUR SKITS ARE INCREDIBBBLLEEEEE!

  • @woahlookitslee9543
    @woahlookitslee9543 4 года назад +8

    "I am ready"the voice made me laugh😂😂

  • @smangelezwane6147
    @smangelezwane6147 4 года назад +8

    "Ah e nurse stop shouting us"🤣🤣

  • @simplytswela1837
    @simplytswela1837 4 года назад +45

    Covid is in the area 🤣🤣

    • @khatijacassim8620
      @khatijacassim8620 4 года назад +3

      Reminds me of TKZee song "Covid In The Area, Area... " 🤣🤣

    • @simplytswela1837
      @simplytswela1837 4 года назад +2

      @@khatijacassim8620 that's the same song I thought of 😂😂😂...creativity is overload ku Lasizwe yoh 🙆

  • @mnqobihlophe573
    @mnqobihlophe573 4 года назад +2

    Mikel brace yourself to go in😂😂😂 yeses I'm dead

  • @mzulungilegusha5437
    @mzulungilegusha5437 4 года назад +3

    Hahahah "you are making a noise for my eyes" and "my eyes are not deaf"

  • @queenlinda5273
    @queenlinda5273 4 года назад +44

    Never thought I'd say this, but I'm first😊😊

  • @xitikomyakayaka9078
    @xitikomyakayaka9078 4 года назад +7

    The screaming got me DEAD😂😂

  • @tamarinthomas7890
    @tamarinthomas7890 3 года назад +11

    "...even my pronunciation is free"

  • @marcelljackson5026
    @marcelljackson5026 4 года назад +3

    This is honestly hilarious 😂 😂, always bringing the heat 🔥

  • @byhrb3258
    @byhrb3258 2 года назад +3

    2:20"sense-tise"
    2:23"yes sis"
    3:25"no! Cshhh"
    3:46"Michiieel"
    LMAO-💀

  • @leonandivhuwo2028
    @leonandivhuwo2028 4 года назад +85

    👀🤣🤦‍♂️ I hate public hospitals

    • @joannesibanda1707
      @joannesibanda1707 4 года назад +1

      I hate all public hospitals except Lasizwe’s public hospital

  • @matemanelebo7937
    @matemanelebo7937 4 года назад +8

    “You’re making noise for my eyes”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @nonhlanhlatlhogi5204
    @nonhlanhlatlhogi5204 4 года назад +9

    Excluding breakfast yoooh😂😂

  • @kokimaputla139
    @kokimaputla139 4 года назад

    Watched the video again and shared on Twitter and whattsapp and everyone liked it.

  • @CovyJosh
    @CovyJosh 4 года назад +2

    Lasizwe, your Stethoscope is the latest in town man! 🤣😂🤣👌

  • @lubaddytwoshoes982
    @lubaddytwoshoes982 3 года назад +4

    As for the electrical cord as a stethoscope 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @thandonogwaza4731
    @thandonogwaza4731 4 года назад +5

    "Sansitize your hands"😂😂😂😂

  • @zoeyinkosi2095
    @zoeyinkosi2095 4 года назад +4

    Everyone learn from Jabulani.. When he is in pain aaaah 😭😭😭😂😂😂 Lasizwe

  • @zedfactor13
    @zedfactor13 4 года назад +1

    This Dude! Dambuza If you don't follow him yet, do so now. I have yet to find a skit of him that has not made me #laugh out loud. His timing, understanding of the "struggle" and SA culture is on fleek.
    Funny as fcuk!!

  • @lesegomahlatsi4482
    @lesegomahlatsi4482 4 года назад +6

    “You scream like a mother’s baby”😂❤️❤️
    Code:0269
    Love you Lasizwe😍

  • @leratomothupi751
    @leratomothupi751 4 года назад +4

    "You are making a noise for my eyes"😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @charlessouthey2739
    @charlessouthey2739 4 года назад +24

    I think you should make keeping up with the Kardashians

  • @ntobekoshabane8124
    @ntobekoshabane8124 4 года назад +10

    "Mother's baby"😂😂❤

  • @ororisengkopano6902
    @ororisengkopano6902 4 года назад

    Amazing😂😂 "I cannot be here cutting the mpipis"😂😂that one killed me xem

  • @misokuhlemhlongo495
    @misokuhlemhlongo495 3 года назад

    I've taken forever to follow you're You Tube channel. This one yaDr Smith takes the cake. You are BAWS!!