The Almighty God gave the Blacks the opportunity and chance to rule , and that also in a golden platter, Blacks just had to be dedicated and honest in the positions they were given , rather they wasted the opportunity .
I can't believe we never got to see those parents (Cow and chicken) ... so the day we see the Mayor's secretary in Powerpuff Girls is the day we see that face🤣🤣🤣
"call government and tell them" This is the reason I will die with my green ID book guys. I'm not going through this process unless it's absolutely required by law
The DHA process is faster now. I went to apply for the smart card. It was a quick process. I just took 15 minutes to take photos and update my residential address. I got my smart card and passport in 2 weeks. 😁
This is why I still havent replaced my stolen I.D, stood in the queues twice then offline both times. I now use my passport as proof of Identity m I can't deal with home affairs I will flip a table if I have to go through this process again.
Also I feel like these customers are very brave at this home affairs lol. In real life we keep quiet because we know they won’t help us if we say anything. How sad
HILARIOUS!!!! I have had so many of these experiences that I can relate. Sometimes a visit to these places (wherever they are in the world) is comically rewarding! I love it. Especially Petunia.
Lol! Omg! I registered my marriage. A year! later I’m standing at Home Affairs, begging - please I’m 8 months pregnant can we PLEASE get this done before my child is born out of wedlock! Finally someone helped me and it took like 30min. This country is unbelievable sometimes
I'M HERRRE! I liked even before watching 🤣😂 "If the line it's long, the line it's long👀" " When you come, make sure you have a skhaftin... Airtime, data and skhaftin." I can't take it🤣😂😂😂 This is so real, though
Lasizwe your ability to make it feel like there's ongoing activity and business in your videos is SUPERB! I literally imagine people going about their bness
Facts only. I was at the Krugersdorp home affairs office 8 months pregnant and sat for 7 hours. Eventually the man who "assisted" me told me l have too much attitude & my Husband should divorce me because he'd never have time for a Woman like me. Personal much?! Staff was walking around barefoot exchanging di kaftin & talking about food, then at 15:30 they told the remaining people that they would not be assisted & should go away and return in the morning.
Askies shem😭...... honestly I applied for my passport at the Home Affairs in Pretoria. I had the best experience ever. It took me 40min and 5days later my passport was ready and it took me less than 5 Min for collection
I was there for 3 hours just to be told they only do 60 ID and passport applications a day then the next day from 4am till 3pm applying the other day then Today for collecting I waited from 6am till 2pm then the system went offline and they told me to go home lmao
Sending love all the way from Jamaica 🇯🇲🇯🇲 ....please put subtitles on your videos, because I can't understand some of what you're saying but I still enjoy your videos their hilarious😆
As for the up and down part😂😂😂💔💔 then they come back and tell u you in the rong que....jeez like cudnt u tell me that before roaming arround for 20mins😂😂
I went for my id and passport renewal on saturday, got there at 07:00, waited an hour in queue, was completely finished at 11:30. No photos, no forms required. The system has been improved somewhat since I last went to home affairs. I am happy for that.
In the UK u get the form from post office you fill in your form and sign then send it to passport office or take it there which will be literally 2minutes for them to process and within a day your passport arrives at your door step. You dont need to be there all day for days they will jus verify your details cause they have it all in the online system
One time at Home Affairs when collecting my passport, the lady took one look at my full first name (It's Welsh) and decided she wasn't even going to try and pronounce it. So instead she decided to use my second name, John. So she starts calling out "John!".... "John!" and of course I'm not even paying attention because that's not my name and I completely don't even realise that she's trying to call me. Then eventually she shouts over at me, "Hey, white boy! I'm calling you!" and everybody looks at me like, "Ja John! She's calling you John! Why aren't you going up there, John!". So I get up and walk over and everybody in line makes a groaning noise like, "Ah! John. This dude is useless!". Fun to laugh about now, but I was so embarrassed at the time. 😂Not like I can explain to all 40 people in line that my name isn't actually John.
It’s funny that when I went to go renew my passport I actually packed a lunch box, juice and water coz I knew I was gonna be there the whole day. Got to home affairs at 6am. Got help at 9:30am and only left at 12:00 midday
Being at Home Affairs is like playing the longest game of musical chairs.
😂Pausing for 3 hours
@@luecrypt.k9567 Exactly! 😂
That's true
It's excruciating 💔💔💔
Don't forget SARS😔
" the system is offline" - South African proverb
😂😂 its african proverb. In Kenya its the same in government offices.
🤣😂🤣
@elaine 254 you know Tanzania venye pia haiko nyuma kwa kusema "the system is offline" / "network inasumbua" 😂😂
True story! And i happened to be there for a "national shutdown". I cant even
theny even say "system offline"
Why am I more afraid to go to home affairs than going to the police station? 😟🤣
That's why i still have the green card 😭😂😂
@@cindymthethwa9926 Right?
@@cindymthethwa9926 🤣🤣
Melissa Singh naaaah the police station bathrooms though
The police station’s system isn’t offline lol
The first guys accent is killing me🤣🤣
Killed me 😂😂😂😂
I'm in tears 😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The accent 🤣🤣
😂😂😂
Xolisa Baliso legendary!!🙌🏼🤣🤣🤣
This is so true, all LaSizwe's videos are a reality, we have failed ourselves as black people(some have failed themselves)
Lol. Its a damn shame, we can be the absolute worst in professional situations.
Entertainment plus the truth .guess he's always trying to pass sm msg but in a joking way😂😂
@Brad die Irriterend III indeed!!!! This is exactly what we go through! The attitude everything!!!! Agree!!!
The Almighty God gave the Blacks the opportunity and chance to rule , and that also in a golden platter, Blacks just had to be dedicated and honest in the positions they were given , rather they wasted the opportunity .
Hope ANC is watching. This is 100% true in all government departments
WHY IS IT SO ACCURATE THOUGH
Facts
Jy sit daar vir soos helfte van die dag !! and then they didn’t even do anything like...
who liked before even watching the video😹
Me😂
Jadine Mthethwa Me.
Me
Me
Jadine Mthethwa me
System is always offline when they get tired or there's too many people in the queues always 😂🤣🤣
kiki boo After 2 pm, specifically. Because they knock off at 4.
@@Ad-Lo Yohhh that's so true🤣🤣
And on Friday they're always offline because they want to tjaila at twelve shame...
I thought they only did that to Zimbabweans getting in their country ! But to fellow South Africans too?
Classic home affairs long lines, bad service and always offline system
The circle of Clips facts
The dislikes are from people who are working at home affairs, We see y'all👀
Felicity Mahlatse or from failed, jealous comedians. 😄
who even thinks of this. ayi you are talented shem
Sphilele Tshabalala thank you so much ❤️🙏
@@LasizweDambuza you are a ray of light for us. Keep on shining
Tons of talent! I love to watch your videos when I feel down and need a good laugh :D
But where did he get the first guy, we deserve to see his face🤣🤣
The day we see Cow and Chickens (Cartoons) Parents Face is the Day I reveal his face
I can't believe we never got to see those parents (Cow and chicken) ... so the day we see the Mayor's secretary in Powerpuff Girls is the day we see that face🤣🤣🤣
Lol we did see cow and chicken's parents faces but as dolls I think
They don't have an upper part
I want to see him as well 😂😂😂
Keep them shoulder socks comin Lasizwe 😂😂😂
So I'm not the only one who noticed them 😂😂😂😂
Yei🤣🤸♀️
😂😂😂😂😂
Yes those shoulder sock EPOLETTES gives the AUTHORRRITY Ne!
Hahaaaa! I love the socks!!! 😤😩🤣😂😂😭😂😂😂💀🤞🏾
It's too real. My blood pressure is going up just watching this. 😂
Kathryn Wooldridge 🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lasizwe giving content every week and I'm loving it!
He's feeding us well...
@@Guest1_213 yhooo guys love it😍😍
Lasizwe does his research very well before shooting a video, this is exactly what's happening at DHA, u don't sleep well when u going there.
God's Favourite I appreciate your comment❤️
"You don't sleep well"😂😂😂😂
That is true. I always get sick the night before I go
"Uyahlanya loh ngiya eLunch'n mna" got me dead
Yohhh I felt that💔😂😂
And she'll only come back past her lunch hour 😂
😂😂😂
Please share this video to your Facebook, Twitter and like the video.
Between lady 1, 2 and 3 who’s the worst?
The last lol 😂
The last lady takes the oscar😂😂😂 busy everywhere and going to lunch break😎😎
3 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Last lady yooooi I give up😂😂😂😂
The 3rd lady... Too much drama,chewing, going 4 lunch, moving around, shouting, what's app, Facebook yoooh🤔😅😅#beezee ngempela
*This one is crazy.. I'm going to have my lunch.*
Omg😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🙈😂🤣😂🥰
@@justicelachicanaricana4407 Eish man.. Haha.. I was just being dramatic like him.. Mostly... In some way you might say... I'm I right.. Choma... 😘😊
😂😂😂😂😂😂
I've cried at home affairs😓 they really know how to mess with a person
Number 3 is legit how Home Affairs be 😂🤣😂
The home affairs in wynberg near Bramley😂 bruh... had this exact treatment
"call government and tell them"
This is the reason I will die with my green ID book guys. I'm not going through this process unless it's absolutely required by law
Your the best comedian I ever seen born talented the reason why your gay keep it up dalitso nkhoma
Me too 😂. I'm not going there for shit.
@Yvette Mbele lalela cc m with you on this one yoo
Me and you same
The DHA process is faster now. I went to apply for the smart card. It was a quick process. I just took 15 minutes to take photos and update my residential address. I got my smart card and passport in 2 weeks. 😁
This is so sad and so true.
Home Affairs is REALLY a horrible experience!
Yoooo when they up and down talking about their weekend i feel like ripping all their wigs off so annoying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Honestly 😂😂😂
ALL THEIR WIGS LMaO
For real 😂😂😂😂
Yup 😂😂😂
Shit is so annoying. N it happens everywhere homeaffairs, police station, traffic department, hospital n after that they be fucken rude to you
That "asambeni siyeni elunchini" 😭😭its so true they really do that
This guy with that acent is killing me😂😂
I wish this could be seen by the authorities. Home affairs services is bad everywhere, in Mthatha this is the service you get💔💔
🤣🤣🤣I think the Shoprite customer is here. I love him lol
Tebogo Sonyane 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Me too
This is why I still havent replaced my stolen I.D, stood in the queues twice then offline both times. I now use my passport as proof of Identity m I can't deal with home affairs I will flip a table if I have to go through this process again.
Skyler Adams you passport will expire, eventually, friend!
Go to another location then
@@Ad-Lo I still got 4 years left on it 😂 I will muster the strength within that period lol
if you’re somewhat in the vicinity, the Heidelberg home affairs is usually pretty effective :)
Go to smaller towns
"This one is crazy I'm going to have my lunch"😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
😁😂😂😂😂😂
Did I not die😂😂😂😂😂
Are you applying 4 passport?
Yes, I’m INTERNATIONALLY !🕵🏾♂️ 😂😂
Been waiting for this😂🤣"You come from your mother's house thinking you're going to get a VIP experience" .."Come with a skhaftin"
I always arrive half an hour before closing time, they go more quickly because they want to go home.
Thanks for letting me know😊!
Lol our home affairs doesn’t allow people after 10am 😂 You probably live in a Big City
That's what I do as well
I do that with the traffic department as well.
True, people wake up at 4am to cause long queues. By 2:30pm they are gone, and you just walk in
"the system it's offline"
"Ahhh never, never"
💀💀😂😂😂😂😂
'I am not the system' 😅😅😆😆😅😂😂 I died ⚰⚰⚰
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@ginovicthabapelo9346 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"This one is crazy am going to have my lunch " this part killed me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭🤣🤣🤣🙆♀️🙅♀️Yohhh 🤣🤣🤣
naome shabangu 😂🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣
That first customers voice is the voice they use for all Africans acting in those those international movies they make 😂😂😂😂
Hahahaha it irritates me when they do that 😂😂😂
sindiso moyo sooo annoying 😂😂😂😂
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Put more ads on ur channel , l'll literally watch all of them😂 ... l like seeing SA youtubers finally getting the recognition they deserve
Also I feel like these customers are very brave at this home affairs lol. In real life we keep quiet because we know they won’t help us if we say anything. How sad
When he said "listen lala" I had like a PTSD flashback 😄 yhu the things we go through
HILARIOUS!!!! I have had so many of these experiences that I can relate. Sometimes a visit to these places (wherever they are in the world) is comically rewarding! I love it. Especially Petunia.
Lol! Omg! I registered my marriage. A year! later I’m standing at Home Affairs, begging - please I’m 8 months pregnant can we PLEASE get this done before my child is born out of wedlock! Finally someone helped me and it took like 30min. This country is unbelievable sometimes
"You come from your mother's house thinking your going to have a VIP experience" 😂
Zoe kimmi this one did it for me 🤣🤣
“If the line it’s long, the line it’s long” 😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Modimo the accent killed me
🤣🤣"whati musti happeni now"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Donti shouti ati mii
Sound like a Zim guy. I am Zimbo i know my own. Kkkk
I'M HERRRE! I liked even before watching 🤣😂
"If the line it's long, the line it's long👀"
" When you come, make sure you have a skhaftin... Airtime, data and skhaftin." I can't take it🤣😂😂😂
This is so real, though
The Observer What is a Skhaftin?
@@Ad-Lo A skhaftin is a lunchbox- basically... A container you use to carry food
Same here 🤣🤣
She left out “ your own toilet roll and wet wipes to disinfect”. We are all so super conscious now!!!
“We’ll see about border control” 😂
"You see the line that goes out of the door,follow that one and you'll be fine" lmao Lasizwe...love from Kenya
Who said I must call you for next, who said you must come for me?🤣
Lasizwe your ability to make it feel like there's ongoing activity and business in your videos is SUPERB! I literally imagine people going about their bness
No Lasizwe I love you 🤣🤣❤ Please continue delivering content
You are good! Keep up the excellent work
"WHY CAN'T YOU SIT STILL"? LMFAO!! VELE WHY???
You making home affairs look much better than how they really are! This lady was wayy too nice
They're is no VIP in home affairs 😂😂😂
judith kaitano it's not the airport!!!
@@Ad-Lo 😂😂😂😂
I waited 9 hours at home affairs and then they closed but they gave me a VIP ticket so I could go first the next day
🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂
Facts only. I was at the Krugersdorp home affairs office 8 months pregnant and sat for 7 hours. Eventually the man who "assisted" me told me l have too much attitude & my Husband should divorce me because he'd never have time for a Woman like me. Personal much?!
Staff was walking around barefoot exchanging di kaftin & talking about food, then at 15:30 they told the remaining people that they would not be assisted & should go away and return in the morning.
The first accent is the exact same of my aunties voice😂
I was doing my id last week and i waited almost 5 hours...and next week i must do my passport another 5 hours gone ffs
Askies shem😭...... honestly I applied for my passport at the Home Affairs in Pretoria. I had the best experience ever. It took me 40min and 5days later my passport was ready and it took me less than 5 Min for collection
@@mashudusikhomo75 great stuff I was also helped quickly in Malmesbury
I was there for 3 hours just to be told they only do 60 ID and passport applications a day then the next day from 4am till 3pm applying the other day then Today for collecting I waited from 6am till 2pm then the system went offline and they told me to go home lmao
I thought it only happens in Nigeria,it's generally an African issue
ruclips.net/channel/UCIwn1bmAt2R3Vk_A6ftVQbA
You must go early in the morning 2 hrs before they open
Sending love all the way from Jamaica 🇯🇲🇯🇲 ....please put subtitles on your videos, because I can't understand some of what you're saying but I still enjoy your videos their hilarious😆
Not hilarious if you're a South African and you are in this mess. Well done Lasizwe!!
@@christinevandermerwe5660 🙄 uya phapha
@@ediliocovele514 too much 🙌
"This one is crazy ,im going for lunch"😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
The traumatic experience with the statement
"Who said I must call u for next!? 🤔🤣"
this is by far lasizwe’s funniest video, and that says a lot because he has some great content
As for the up and down part😂😂😂💔💔 then they come back and tell u you in the rong que....jeez like cudnt u tell me that before roaming arround for 20mins😂😂
You can't go to home affairs without a camping chair. If possible just carry the whole tent because that is where you will be living
When they send you to 3 different lines after you waited for hours 🙄
The Zimbabwean accent kills me every time 😂😂😂
I hope this be number 1 trending so they can resolve the matter we are facing in South Africa. Anyways this is spot on. Thank you for sharing.
I appreciate you! 🥰❤️🙏
"other children are suffering "😂
👌👌thanks for making my winter warm with great contents...❤❤❤from Iceland Reykjavik 🇮🇸🇰🇪🤣🤣
I went for my id and passport renewal on saturday, got there at 07:00, waited an hour in queue, was completely finished at 11:30. No photos, no forms required. The system has been improved somewhat since I last went to home affairs. I am happy for that.
Lol this is so funny, even at the traffic department when i had to go pay my car license disk. 😭😭🤣🤣
5:05 - the acting is so good. When he stifles a (fake) cry! I’m shook.
Lasizwe: "Tryphena!!!!"
Me... dead on the floor
🤣🤣🤣
5:29 - Asambeni siye eLunch(ini)😂😂...
You know shit is real when it's lunch time😭😭💔
“Just come with a skaftin & data & airtime so that tomorrow you are not bothered” 🤣🤣🤣 ok thanks
The systems is always offline and they always having to go on lunch 🤣
“This is like blady ridiculous” 🤣🤣🤣
😂😂Lasizwe's weaves guys😂😂
In the UK u get the form from post office you fill in your form and sign then send it to passport office or take it there which will be literally 2minutes for them to process and within a day your passport arrives at your door step. You dont need to be there all day for days they will jus verify your details cause they have it all in the online system
but guys this is how my physics teacher speaks.😭😭😭😹
The lady at the end sounds like a typical 'Karen'🤣🤣🤣
You bet! Sy gaan nou haar toys uit die kot gooi bru!
Or in South Africa terms "Catherine" aka Katharina
The way this is so relatable I honestly can't stop laughing😂😂😂😂😂. Great Content @lasizwe love your work, keep em coming
One time at Home Affairs when collecting my passport, the lady took one look at my full first name (It's Welsh) and decided she wasn't even going to try and pronounce it. So instead she decided to use my second name, John. So she starts calling out "John!".... "John!" and of course I'm not even paying attention because that's not my name and I completely don't even realise that she's trying to call me. Then eventually she shouts over at me, "Hey, white boy! I'm calling you!" and everybody looks at me like, "Ja John! She's calling you John! Why aren't you going up there, John!". So I get up and walk over and everybody in line makes a groaning noise like, "Ah! John. This dude is useless!". Fun to laugh about now, but I was so embarrassed at the time. 😂Not like I can explain to all 40 people in line that my name isn't actually John.
Shame man , loll I know the feeling hy That place is literally hell, I cried the last time I did my passport
Sorry but this killed me 😂😂😂
Askies" John"😃
😂😂... Curious though, how do you actually pronounce your name?
Your story kills me🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Notification ganggg!!!
"Haibo you're shouting me ....whati must happeni now"😂😂😂😂i just can't guys....shoprite customer is here
😂😂
😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
I wish I could make a video with LASIZWE just once😂😂 he is the one who makes me watch RUclips videos everyday
This one is crazy , im going to have my lunch😂😂😂😂💔💔💔💔💔
😂
Who said u must come 4 me? 😂😂
Spot on but most black people don't complain a lot, they complain amongst themselves while waiting in the line - they tend to be very apologetic.
Bounce back (system is of line)
2:04
Pay with likes😂😂😂😂😂
This is soooo true😣😣atleast today theres no"Unchofurnately" 😂😂😂 i love u Lasizwe
Number 3 😭😭💔... Exactly how Home affairs is.
Thank you Lasizwe for the content ❤️
Incredible how he captures all our experiences so accurately!!👏🏾🏆
I'm loving the background voices and sounds 👌well equipped
The walking up and down is real😂😂😂😂😂
"IM TRYING TO HELP OTHER CHILDREN . THEY ARE SUFFERINGNG " 😂😂😂😂
If you are good behavior they take advantage of you and if u are rude they don't help you, so what must I do😳
Uhh, what do you mean by "parody"? This was one of the most accurate documentaries I've ever seen.
Loooooooool,very much true with what our society is going through.I admire this guy aloot.All of his videos are based on true events.
The foreign accent 😂😂😂
Nosipho Shandu.......Combined with Lasizwe’s voice😂😂
My favorite part 😂
@@lebohangmabitle1619 the foreigner so down to earth with a polite voice and lasizwe 🌋🌪️🌩️⚡⚡🌊,. 😂😂😂
Nosipho Shandu....😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
It’s funny that when I went to go renew my passport I actually packed a lunch box, juice and water coz I knew I was gonna be there the whole day. Got to home affairs at 6am. Got help at 9:30am and only left at 12:00 midday
I can feel the frustration through the screen!
That, 'uyahlanya lo, ngiye lunchin-i mine!'🤣🤣🤣🤣