“Eat this chappies, no one has this flavor - it’s limited edition 💁🏾🙅🏾♀️” “Why you chewing like a cow? Who is a cow in your family 🐮” this is gold 😂😂🤣🤣
They say laughter is the best medicine. And trust me Lasizwe, you are that best medicine. I love you Lasizwe and thank you for the efforts you take to up a smile MY face.
My first time in a SA taxi, I with a cousin of mine and it was her first time too.....We sat in the front seat hinking we'd hit the jackpot but ooooohhhh 🙆🙆🙆... everyone started passing us money and waiting for their change and we didn't even know how much a trip was.....😂😂... Fortunately the driver was kind enough to do it himself...He just gave us change to pass on to people....phew! But if i ever visit SA again, I'm staying clear of the front seat!
Eish me too, the first tym I was in a taxi in SA I literally cried yooh that experience was the worst had no idea why people were passing their fares to me and they started demanding their change n I hate calculations worse unnecessary ones. I had to lie that I can't count kkkk they laughed but got me off the hook atleast ts a whole different thing in Zim cz the front seat is THE SEAT. No people asking to pass or anything.
Everytime when my day is all roughed up I log into RUclips and watch your videos thank you for always bringing a smile to my face I love you may God keep on blessing you
As an international student, the first time I used a taxi I set in front (was first and last time) I used the front seat. I was confused when everyone started sending their taxi fare to me, worst part is when the passengers were shouting for their change. All I heard was "sisi, haibo and economy..!!!? " This was exactly how my taxi experience was, even being at the back didn't help much as you constantly end up in a conversation with whoever is next to you...eish
I always pretend that I am either on my phone or waiting for someone .when I see the front seat empty I'd rather be late then stressed out over change 🤣🤣
Great video!!! But you missed the "sliding door operator" 😂...and the taxi driver who thinks it's need for speed at every yellow robot...and the moment your taxi driver gets pulled over...ahhhh....lol.
Hey Lasizwe! I just wanna say that I love your videos! You make such relatable content for South Africans far and wide :) Keep making content! Keep making people smile and laugh! You are the reason why our country is evolving into a bigger and brighter place; by celebrating diversity and culture through humour and creativity. I believe you're gonna go so far and do our country proud. Keep it up boyo!
My favorite part is where you tell the guy next to you to mind his own business, then tell him to read, read! :-) and 'you gonna kill us driver im forever young' :-)
In the Eastern and Western Cape of South Africa there are usually conductors aka a "gaatjie" who collects the money, but I guess it's different in other provinces 🤔🤷♀️
This happened to me when I went for holiday in SA and I didn't even know the language.... then the driver stopped the taxi and told me to go and sit in the back...I was shocked🤗
Yes or No, Did you enjoy this video ?
YUP
Lasizwe Dambuza yes it’s awesome
Pretty Ugly 🤣😂🤣🤣😂😭😭😭😭😭😭 😭 😭. Sanctify me oh Lord
Yes
Yes
"You are so bombastic"
"Why are you chewing like a cow"
I love you lasizwe u so funny!!!!
Bombastiki*
😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
Every taxi has that last passenger, speaking her mind and putting everyone, including the driver, in their place🤣🤣🤣🤣
Zinhle Zandile Nkosi then accusing THEM of being the noisy ones!
Always me when I use I taxi
Can't you see am forever young😂😂😂🤣
Who's the guy with the accents... Yhooo he kills me😂😂😂
Me too 😂😂😂😂
I know right
Isn't it lungile😂😂
Me too
Lol sorry mama, sorry sorry sorry 😂😂😂🙏
“Who said I wanted to count the money”put me on the floor mara “Wait I need to open my calculator”😂😂is something 😂😂
"I didn't ask to count money"
No one does, Sisi 😂🤣😅😢
🤭
Nose in my eyes 🤣🤣🤣
Nobody:
Lasizwe: "pulls out an iPhone 11 in a taxi" 😭🤣
I was thinking that! I would never risk that LOL
Nadia M ... what happens.? They steal.?
Melody Nellao YES
K C ... but why would you steal an iPhone, it’s useless. Or is it for the parts.?
Your nose is in my eyew
"Who's the cow in your family? Why are you chewing like that"😂 kill me again
Lol
@@TonyPonyPelony bra😂😂😂
The way Lasiwe gave him a bubblegum because he's mouth was smelling but didn't want to tell him🤣🤣🤣🤣😂
The best moment of this video😂😂😂
I literally laughed so hard 🤣🤣🤣🤣
That 'yoh! Ha ah' had me finished..and then pinching the nostrils close. Then u must know yoh the aroma is bad.😂😂😂😂
You’re so young and talented Lasizwe, your future is bright
Yes you talk the truth she is so talented so much🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥👌👌👌👌👌
🔥🔥🔥
“Eat this chappies, no one has this flavor - it’s limited edition 💁🏾🙅🏾♀️”
“Why you chewing like a cow? Who is a cow in your family 🐮”
this is gold 😂😂🤣🤣
😂😂😂
"This is not your mother house"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣
Ahh this guy with his accent 🤣🤣he kills me shem
Please!!!
I watch just because of him 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lasizwe must keep him too funny 🤣🤣
Lasizwe🤣🤣🤣and this guy 🤐 just tryna sae uyamthanda umfowethu kkkk...zim accent# shona
Dude like 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
the jumping up and down killed me lmao, listen South African taxis will shake you!!!!
They say laughter is the best medicine. And trust me Lasizwe, you are that best medicine.
I love you Lasizwe and thank you for the efforts you take to up a smile MY face.
The Zimbabwean guy gets me all the time
😂😂😂
😂 I hate it when guys wanna talk to me in the taxi, they always have something wrong it’s either their breath stank or underarms 🤮🤢🤣🤣
ALWAYSS!!😂😂😂😂😂
Fundani Ndebele 🤣 lies
@Fundani Ndebele ayi I've never experienced it with a lady
And its like they don't get that you're not interested.. .they just keep talking!😂😂😂
Eish Wena the things we go through 🤣😂
"I'm well educated darling, I went to school" me too Lasizwe, me too🤣
I'm Zambia and My mom got on the front seat.. She didn't know anything 💀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I feel sorry for your mom 🙆🙆🙆
😂
Eish 😭🤣
I wouldn't wish that on anyone honestly.
I'd rather catch the next one
"Your nose is in my eyes" 😂😂😂😂 😂😂
😂😂😂
Can I help for you 🤣
Nokuthula Kholwane 🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The guy who’s reading your messages 🤣🤣🤣that part kills me
We need to see the guy who does the Zim accent voiceover struu 🤞🏽🤣
I think it's the same one who was sneaking on the convos
Phuma khona vele🤣🤣🤣#wrst h gt shona accent dear...mamela islungu sakhe......
Guys where are you hearing these "Zim" accents? I've never come across this coming out of a Zim mouth 😂😂😂
Anele Ndlovu yah neh 🤔🤣🤣 I used to hate it when people would do that in the taxi 😐
Kanye Msimang 😂😂😂 plan is to share the phone with them. Ask them on how to respond and all
“Who’s a cow in your family?”
“Your nose it’s in my eyes”
“Ok, read with your nose, read”
🤣
San Mak ur nose it on my eyes😂😂😂😂
3:02😭 4:12
Clever people can do front seat arithmetic. Smart ones avoid the front seat
Lol I always sit in front
@@deedidi9205 😂😂😂
😂😂 and I am the smart one
@@thutomokgosi7583 me too. Why? Life is stressful enough
I hate it especially wen am tired. Yoooo my mind dsnt work.
Nobody:
Lasizwe:want a chappies?
I feel like that is a strategy for all people who have bad breath😂👌
Limited edition 😂😂😂
@@marchellemalander8222 😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I offer people toilet paper
@@zeus87612 what!!!!!!?😂😂😂😂 that's the rudest one😂😂😂😂😂😂💔
"Who is a cow in your family? Why you chewing like that😹😹😹"
I.jus
Died🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Bobby se Poes"😂😂😂
"Can't you see I'm forever young"😂😂💔
LOL!!!!!!! Bobby se Poes, I am dead!!!
"Say haaaaaaaah"
"Your nose it's in my eyes"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This part killed me joh 🤣🤣🤣
😹😹😹😹😹😹That part nje
Hold on, that "say haaaaaaaaah" part finished me. I'm dead klaaaar!😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭
My first time in a SA taxi, I with a cousin of mine and it was her first time too.....We sat in the front seat hinking we'd hit the jackpot but ooooohhhh 🙆🙆🙆... everyone started passing us money and waiting for their change and we didn't even know how much a trip was.....😂😂... Fortunately the driver was kind enough to do it himself...He just gave us change to pass on to people....phew! But if i ever visit SA again, I'm staying clear of the front seat!
Bring your own seat (aka laptop) half price lol #OnlyInTheMotherCity
Hahaha which country are you from?
Eish me too, the first tym I was in a taxi in SA I literally cried yooh that experience was the worst had no idea why people were passing their fares to me and they started demanding their change n I hate calculations worse unnecessary ones. I had to lie that I can't count kkkk they laughed but got me off the hook atleast ts a whole different thing in Zim cz the front seat is THE SEAT. No people asking to pass or anything.
Everytime when my day is all roughed up I log into RUclips and watch your videos thank you for always bringing a smile to my face I love you may God keep on blessing you
You killed it
"Who's a cow in your family"
😅😂😅😅😂
I love this one
Lol that's my favourite line too🤣🤣🤣🤗🤗❤️
That hair and earrings got to me the most with “your nose is in my eyes” 😱😁😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 good stuff 👍
"Sorry boetie.... can I help for you?"😭😂😂😂😂
"I'm well educated" yes batshele wena girl 😂😂
LASIZWE YOU MADE MY NIGHT JHOOOO🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Who's a cow in your family"
"Can I help for you"
"Sorry buti...can I help for you"
"Because your nose is in my eyes"😂😂
The guy with the Zimbabwe accent always kills me... 😂😂
Who told you its Zim accent?????
Which Zimbabwe? Hehehe majority of Zimbabweans speak English better than South Africans
He sounds like zim
Isn't obvious?
Where i stay there are zims who speaks exactly like him.
@@julietjuu3236 stop lying this is not an Zimbabwean accent Zimbabweans are better that you guys nonsense mhani
@@betinahclairenhema473 Lmao stop catching feelings 😂😂😂.. OK i get it. Sorry for the inconvenience 😂
"Who is the cow in your family?"
Took me out💀😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
... sprayed coffee over my tablet and out my nose 🤣😂🤣😂
MY FAVORITE PART IS WHEN THE GUY IS LOOKING AT THE MESSAGES THAT YOU ARE SENDING TO SOMEONE ELSE! FUNNIEST THING EVER !!
😁😁😂😂
Is me🤦 I'm that guy reading your messages😂😂😂
As an international student, the first time I used a taxi I set in front (was first and last time) I used the front seat. I was confused when everyone started sending their taxi fare to me, worst part is when the passengers were shouting for their change. All I heard was "sisi, haibo and economy..!!!? " This was exactly how my taxi experience was, even being at the back didn't help much as you constantly end up in a conversation with whoever is next to you...eish
"He got bumped by a bicycle?! " is he still breathing😂😂😂😂😂
"sorry buti can I help for you"?? 😂😂
“Bobby se poes”🤣🤣🤣
What did Bobby do though 🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂
That killed me😂
🤣🤣😂
Yebo I want to see him too😜
Mtase just ask the driver how much he should be getting, then take the rest to the back they’ll sort themselves out😂😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥
SOMEONE GIVE ME AN ASTHMA pUMP PLEASE - i cant breathe - im crying of laughter cos this is me daily
"Sorry bhuti can i help for you"
"Your nose is in my eyes" 😂 😂 😂
4:00 🤣🤣🤣 i can't stop watchin it 🤣🤣🤣
Dead🤣🤣🤣
Guys the Zimbabwean accent has me every single time 🤣🤣🤣
I will speak my English I'm well educated darling😹😹
AND ALSO ANOTHER FUNNY PART IS WHEN YOU OFFER THAT GUY WITH THE SMELLY BREATH A CHAPPIES. LAUGHING FOR DAYS
Limited edition 🤣
"Do you want the phone? Take" 😂 😂
I'm watching all your videos tonight to prepare me for my trip to South Africa 😂
"Take the bubblegum, it's a special edition, no one has it man"😂😂😂😂😂
I always got the " laptop" seat at the back😂. The one they create
Thats the worst!!!
Lmao laptop seat 😂😂😂
With this comment can I assume that you're from Cape Town?
You on point.
Laptop seat😂😂🤣
"Your nose it's in my eyes."
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
The guy voice is everything 😂😂😂😂😂😂😫
"Can't you see im forever young"😂😂😂dead🤣🤣
I hope you not telling me my breath is stinking and the chewing😂😂😂
Pretty ugly
"Ahhh but... whose daughters for your father cos ahhh he needs maybe cows or chickens" 😂😂 there's a lot of confusion here
" is Bobby still breathing?"
" Bobby se poes" 😂😂😂😂😥 joh im gone😂
I always pretend that I am either on my phone or waiting for someone .when I see the front seat empty I'd rather be late then stressed out over change 🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂I'm good at pulling that stunt Lols
That coloured accent at the end and that last part 😂
"Dzaaay! Fork n knife! Die poppie sal dans" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Looks like you are just pretty ugly now”
⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️
🇳🇦
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Maybe he meant the artist?????
😂 😂 😂
Who else thinks the coloured guy is a whole mood?😂😂
Dipopo sal dance😂
Are we really gonna ignore the Zulu music playing in the back 😂😂
Great video!!! But you missed the "sliding door operator" 😂...and the taxi driver who thinks it's need for speed at every yellow robot...and the moment your taxi driver gets pulled over...ahhhh....lol.
Got bumped by a snake ...
And now
"Got bumped by a bicycle"
😂😂😂😂
"Driver ngyekele alone" 😂😂
Bobby se pOes😂🤣😭
DEAD💀😭🤣🤣
Hey Lasizwe! I just wanna say that I love your videos! You make such relatable content for South Africans far and wide :) Keep making content! Keep making people smile and laugh! You are the reason why our country is evolving into a bigger and brighter place; by celebrating diversity and culture through humour and creativity. I believe you're gonna go so far and do our country proud. Keep it up boyo!
The accent of the second guy with bad breath left me lifeless😂😂😂This video is the best💯❤️
The “no ma’am it’s not that deep” is like an injection on my bum 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I’m gone!
😂😂😂 it's not that deep
Tabby Omwenga 😂😂😂😂 hey!
"iTs NoT tHaT dEeP" 😂😂😂😂😂😭
That part kiled me too.
That's our favorite thing to say
Long live Lasizwe you still have a lot to give to the comedy industry 🥰... you’re a pacesetter
5:00 "Bobby se poes!" Dead dead dead :'D
Killed me😂😂
Johhhh lmaoooo that part got me tho
sjoe!!! I laughed so loud,this boy kills me really!!!
Bobby
Poor bobby
"Ngiyekele alonee"
"Who's a cow in your family?"
🤣
"Bobby se poes" 😂😂😂😂 l'm dead
"She is moaning"😭😂💀💞
My favorite part is where you tell the guy next to you to mind his own business, then tell him to read, read! :-) and 'you gonna kill us driver im forever young' :-)
Soooo relatable!!!😂😂😂😂😂Especially when they squeeze you in a corner 😂😂😂
"NO your nose its in my eyes, why is your nose in my eyes"😂😂😂
"Or you want to help me type"
I needed this, I just got dumped literally 30 minutes ago 😂😂💔💔😂😂
Aarg shame mannn.. askies
Sorry Thato hope you get better soon
She will be back
Sorry bra
I hope you get better Thato
The third lady is a whole mood 😭😂😂😂
You have no idea how much inspiration you give the youth these days. Thank God for bringing such a blessing into many of your fans lives.
"I Didn't Ask to Count Money"😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂kodwa Lasizwe that's one who's checking out your phone,, I've experienced that
Front seat responsibility is a lot 😩 i used to let the taxi go if only the front seat was available.
Me 2
I still do shem
"Driver, please after the robot neh...!!" - we all know she wasn't going there 😂
U guys do things differently, in Botswana we hv a conductor who collects the money or u give the driver at ur destination
As a fellow Motswana myself I know that BW is the only place one when freely sit in front in the taxi 😊🤣
In the Eastern and Western Cape of South Africa there are usually conductors aka a "gaatjie" who collects the money, but I guess it's different in other provinces 🤔🤷♀️
In Zimbabwe there is a conductor who counts the money.
KZN also has conductors also known as Sliding Door Operators
It's same in Ghana...
"Sorry bhuti, can I help for you?"
😂😂😂😂😂⚰⚰
Dankie Lasizwe
That zim accent Jehova 😂😂😂😂
" You are so bombastic "😂😂😂. LaSizwe dropping fire content every week. We see you, we appreciate you . #Vision2020
I love you.. your african jokes are killing me everytime... love you cant wait for next video. ❤❤
"can't you see I'm forever young." 😂
This happened to me when I went for holiday in SA and I didn't even know the language.... then the driver stopped the taxi and told me to go and sit in the back...I was shocked🤗
😂😂😂😂😂
You mean the languages
Lasizwe:Say haa
Passenger: ehehehe hope you are not telling me that my breath is stinking
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lmao the accuracy! I’m so finished! Thoroughly enjoyed this yoh!
I live for the "can I help for you..." moments. 😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣we all do..
"Bobi se poos"😂😂😂😂
This so hilarious I've watched this five times already and like I still can't😂😂😂😂😂😂