South African Police Stations Be Like- Lasizwe

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  • Опубликовано: 25 янв 2025

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  • @LasizweDambuza
    @LasizweDambuza  5 лет назад +707

    Rate this video out of 10...🙏
    ( Like and share this video) ❤️

  • @RachelReznor1
    @RachelReznor1 5 лет назад +1321

    Those shoulder socks are working overtime 😂😂

    • @forevertheaii
      @forevertheaii 5 лет назад +14

      Two jobs so far🤧🚮😂✌️

    • @candicedavis1751
      @candicedavis1751 5 лет назад +10

      This comment is almost as funny as the video 🤣🤣

    • @RachelReznor1
      @RachelReznor1 5 лет назад +10

      foreverthea ii three actually, they worked at both the private and government hospital and now the Sandton police station 😂

    • @theembintombela7389
      @theembintombela7389 5 лет назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @morwaetjiemoganedi2125
      @morwaetjiemoganedi2125 5 лет назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @TheTraumaInformedCollective
    @TheTraumaInformedCollective 5 лет назад +1199

    Laziwe is underrated shame, we need to put same respect to his craft. This honey is the business, the best in content creating in Africa hands down go argue with you keyboard. The level of his creativity how he mimic real life events and puts it as art, it’s just genius. Big ups darling

  • @jenniferguises6101
    @jenniferguises6101 5 лет назад +476

    Next up must be home affairs workers 😂😂they are something else

    • @MichelleMakhanya
      @MichelleMakhanya 5 лет назад +22

      Definetely and licensing department

    • @nazzynaz1905
      @nazzynaz1905 5 лет назад +5

      Yes!!!

    • @forevertheaii
      @forevertheaii 5 лет назад +17

      I struggled to get my ID, spending days standing in long queues and getting mistreated by some woman who works there. My mom raised dust to get the issue sorted.😩😂Nobody messes with my mom.

    • @abigailsefoloshi3028
      @abigailsefoloshi3028 5 лет назад +2

      Yes please

    • @hoosainebrahim1435
      @hoosainebrahim1435 5 лет назад +3

      Dont 4get the metro cops , I see a minimum of 10 vehicles per day going thru red traffic lights - no concern for human life

  • @khethimudau
    @khethimudau 5 лет назад +1508

    If your reading the comments and watching the video at the same time, smash the like button
    Thanks for 700 likes ❤️❤️❤️

    • @riavanrensburg5690
      @riavanrensburg5690 5 лет назад +1

      Not possible,too scared I miss something. Video first,then comments😊

    • @kedibonehlongwane630
      @kedibonehlongwane630 5 лет назад +1

      That’s what I do 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Lasizwe is sick 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I cant

  • @duncanjacobs402
    @duncanjacobs402 5 лет назад +260

    “Everytime we’ve been boxing bags for centries” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @joshmairfishing9895
    @joshmairfishing9895 5 лет назад +765

    "open a case for who"
    "what did your wife do?"
    "she beat me"
    "sorry I'm trying not to laugh" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @banelemkhize1088
    @banelemkhize1088 5 лет назад +123

    Lasiziwe really knows how to put a scene together

  • @Ad-Lo
    @Ad-Lo 5 лет назад +87

    The last one: "Can you please go and arrest the wife? She is busy here! She is doing the most!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🙌🏾

  • @joshmairfishing9895
    @joshmairfishing9895 5 лет назад +412

    "abuse is abuse, abuse is abuse, abuse is abuse" 😂😂😂😂😂
    "the wife was holding him with the washing" 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @TheBarlowbabe
      @TheBarlowbabe 5 лет назад +5

      Josh mair straightttttttt

    • @DarlingWheresthecoffee
      @DarlingWheresthecoffee 5 лет назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @nkosazanadhlamini5947
      @nkosazanadhlamini5947 5 лет назад +2

      U know this actually reminds me of a actual SA police station . When men are being used they laugh . That guys accent killed me this is not a joke 😂

  • @yogirlmara3005
    @yogirlmara3005 5 лет назад +107

    "The wife is there please, she's doing the most"😹😹dead

  • @elvis9755
    @elvis9755 5 лет назад +127

    The sound coming from the background as if you actually at a police station is very professional 👏🏽👏🏽

  • @tamsynbooysen4899
    @tamsynbooysen4899 5 лет назад +339

    "this is not your mother's house, you greet before you ask a sayvice" 😂😂😂😂
    "how can I help for you?"
    "what do you want to satisfy?" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @saarahhaikali8529
    @saarahhaikali8529 5 лет назад +157

    Is someone else just going through the comments 😂😂

  • @sindiprettygirl2813
    @sindiprettygirl2813 5 лет назад +16

    "You can see the man is Bruised"😂😂😂😂😂😂 we can't arrest the wife without evidence😂

  • @natalie_fayfay
    @natalie_fayfay 5 лет назад +171

    School shirts 😭😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 Whooo too funny. Sheesh

  • @sipho3162
    @sipho3162 5 лет назад +68

    "Dis is not a jock" 😂😂

  • @rsajay6256
    @rsajay6256 5 лет назад +51

    I was at a police station in Pretoria on Monday, there was a gogo behind the counter doing the affidavits and commissioning, and she also went off at a young dude for not greeting her 😂

    • @rebeccarebecca4259
      @rebeccarebecca4259 4 года назад +3

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @abigailsaizonga3
      @abigailsaizonga3 3 года назад +8

      🤣😭I swear , not greeting your elders in Africa , oh my dayyzzzz😭🤣

  • @nkanyisozulu3835
    @nkanyisozulu3835 3 года назад +5

    "I'm a police officer, I have to ask these things"😂😂😂

  • @setsomotsoai6336
    @setsomotsoai6336 5 лет назад +12

    The struggle of certify and satisfy 🤣😂🤣😭

  • @watermelon5879
    @watermelon5879 5 лет назад +206

    We need the Department of Home Affairs next 😂😂😂

  • @marianabecerra2492
    @marianabecerra2492 5 лет назад +144

    It's scary how accurate this is 😂

  • @kathyjansen7129
    @kathyjansen7129 5 лет назад +6

    Lasiwe You Are Life!!!!!!!! Thank God...we have been blessed with this talent 🙌🙌 Only on SA baby😊😊🇿🇦🇿🇦🔥🔥

  • @daryl_oneil
    @daryl_oneil 5 лет назад +442

    When will we get more episodes of "living with afrikaans" those videos were too good😦

    • @LadyT06
      @LadyT06 5 лет назад +34

      I also miss Bokkie😂🤣😂!

    • @LasizweDambuza
      @LasizweDambuza  5 лет назад +143

      DARYL O'NEIL We are going shoot it this February

    • @shathaomar1516
      @shathaomar1516 5 лет назад +8

      Not that good. This video is much better ..

    • @matomemolotja3700
      @matomemolotja3700 5 лет назад +30

      😂😂Nomatrikivency🤣🤣

    • @kharunavelloo7712
      @kharunavelloo7712 5 лет назад +4

      @@LadyT06 yesssss me too😂

  • @lu903
    @lu903 5 лет назад +31

    The goat in the backround on the phone & the "what do you want to satisfy" ended me 😂😂😂😂💀

    • @wheelsoncam820
      @wheelsoncam820 4 года назад

      lmao i did not realise that its a goat in the document vele...

  • @angelan8431
    @angelan8431 5 лет назад +78

    I’ve actually experienced this at home affairs lmaoooo
    “Why do I suspect this i.d is fake” yoh I didn’t know what to say 😂

  • @mazandies
    @mazandies 5 лет назад +18

    "... we've been boxing bags for centries" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @iflycessnas4707
    @iflycessnas4707 5 лет назад +192

    They don’t even pay tis much attention to their costumers as you portrayed

  • @felicia4398
    @felicia4398 5 лет назад +46

    The 31 people that disliked this video are lieutenants of the SAPS from different parts of the country 🤣🤣

  • @Cleopatraaa_11
    @Cleopatraaa_11 5 лет назад +75

    Lasiswe’s wigs are always giving me life😂😂😂

  • @charlottedevries589
    @charlottedevries589 5 лет назад +277

    Lasizwe Dambuza U should not be doing this on RUclips this screen is too small for your" Talent " if your own country can't recognize u as good then take your talent where you would be appreciated

    • @celebritytea7837
      @celebritytea7837 4 года назад

      Most famous of his fans are from his country

  • @kerishachanderdeo3257
    @kerishachanderdeo3257 5 лет назад +63

    When my car got broken into the policeman pointed at my car and asked "does she usually sleep here overnight" 🤦‍♀️

  • @millicentmagolego8101
    @millicentmagolego8101 5 лет назад +54

    The only problem about this video is that it ends😭The consistency is out of this world 🔥🔥❤

  • @LuckyFish3000
    @LuckyFish3000 5 лет назад +7

    “They held you with the washin.” I’m dead🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂

  • @mapskiddo8223
    @mapskiddo8223 5 лет назад +222

    Yesss give us content Lasizwe we going through depression this January siPoor and UKZN is still pending 🙄🙄

    • @beerussama5149
      @beerussama5149 5 лет назад +6

      At least be grateful you got accepted at the university

    • @mapskiddo8223
      @mapskiddo8223 5 лет назад +2

      @@beerussama5149 pending meanies still waiting

    • @boitumelo9623
      @boitumelo9623 5 лет назад

      @@mapskiddo8223 that was me last year they only replied in March cabanga 😒

  • @KittyKat-meow-meow
    @KittyKat-meow-meow 5 лет назад +20

    The people that disliked it are definitely from the police force, those lazy one.

  • @vongaimazimbe1864
    @vongaimazimbe1864 5 лет назад +23

    As for "the wife was holding him with the washenes" 😂😂

  • @zoeveeraragaloo9723
    @zoeveeraragaloo9723 5 лет назад +39

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I JUST CANT I CANNOT I am officially deceased you killed me dead I’m done 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ntsoakimotapanyane5689
    @ntsoakimotapanyane5689 5 лет назад +140

    When can I come and 'satisfy' my documents lieutenant?😅😅😅

  • @snowflakeclvn7340
    @snowflakeclvn7340 5 лет назад +28

    I love how there is always someone on the phone at the back of the person that helps you...😂😂😂

  • @UMullerOfficial
    @UMullerOfficial 5 лет назад +10

    When I saw the sock "epaulettes", I knew this was going to be a good one.

  • @RCKMSCKM
    @RCKMSCKM 5 лет назад +5

    Lasizwe is *HILARIOUS!!* 😂😂 He's headed for superstar status.

  • @jessijacobs8
    @jessijacobs8 5 лет назад +5

    "The wife is doing the most" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @cruzbrookes9225
    @cruzbrookes9225 5 лет назад +9

    You are the best youtuber in ever👍🏻❤️🎀🎊🇿🇦

  • @mbalimahlangu.3029
    @mbalimahlangu.3029 5 лет назад +164

    Are there goats in Sandton ?😂😂😂😂😂

  • @leratomhlanga2348
    @leratomhlanga2348 5 лет назад +22

    As for "affidavid" and "satisfy"😂😂😂 kill me again Lasizwe

  • @nokthulamthombeni6111
    @nokthulamthombeni6111 5 лет назад +12

    Did I just hear "The wife is doing the most" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 aiiii Lasizwe lol

  • @jaydenmuller251
    @jaydenmuller251 5 лет назад +22

    Only lasizwe would put socks on his shoulders 😂😂😂

  • @tresianghidipaa6094
    @tresianghidipaa6094 5 лет назад +31

    First one here😊 love from Namibia

  • @erasmushousepublishing6190
    @erasmushousepublishing6190 5 лет назад +1

    Lasizwe, this is quite brilliant. You are a new and unique satirist. This resonates with any S African instantly. 9.5/10.

  • @Jirehb8
    @Jirehb8 5 лет назад +4

    '' How can i help for u''🤣 🤣 🤣 CLASSIC!!!

  • @MusaBizaniChannelSA
    @MusaBizaniChannelSA 5 лет назад +12

    Woooooow you went OUT of your way for this video....
    Love it
    It's probably one of your best
    Keep it up and give us more.. ..

  • @euphoricunicorn5798
    @euphoricunicorn5798 5 лет назад +6

    SHE DIT HIT ME.
    *EMPHASIS :HARD😂😂

  • @charlottedevries589
    @charlottedevries589 5 лет назад +1

    Lol I can't watch u without smiling or laughing God bless u for making people smile when everything's so crazy in our country right now

  • @youngdisciplesofyeshua2766
    @youngdisciplesofyeshua2766 5 лет назад +7

    This is painfully so accurate...I don't know what to even say😂😂

  • @deeluvsu4l
    @deeluvsu4l 5 лет назад +7

    "she did beat me hard" 😂

  • @muhammadnizamie8740
    @muhammadnizamie8740 5 лет назад +22

    " what did your wife do?"
    "she beat me..... hard" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @khomotsosekoaila2286
    @khomotsosekoaila2286 5 лет назад +44

    LaSizwe's fans here is the register ✍️. Sign b4 we open a case against you 😂😂🤘

  • @TheBarlowbabe
    @TheBarlowbabe 5 лет назад +25

    That’s my new line!!!! YOU NEVER KNOW WHERE YOU GOT THE BLUE EYE FROM!!!!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 - Really there’s no place like home 💕❤️🥰- Only in SA can you get bamba’d with washing, abuse it’s abuse 🤣🤣🤣

    • @TheBarlowbabe
      @TheBarlowbabe 5 лет назад

      Richard Kambinda lmao rightttttt the washing only had belt buckles for real...

  • @godsfavourite6134
    @godsfavourite6134 5 лет назад +10

    "Go dry dry and say we're out of petrol" 😂😂 my God I'm dead, PS I'm loving the wig.

  • @awedbysj248
    @awedbysj248 5 лет назад +6

    Hayi maan @lasizwe 🤣😂🙌🏼 uCatherine Shem and that gum

  • @youngdisciplesofyeshua2766
    @youngdisciplesofyeshua2766 5 лет назад +12

    The goat part😂😂😂
    Oh Clifton Beach though

  • @mel_paizee
    @mel_paizee 5 лет назад +3

    You know how to make me laugh on a bad day. Thank you Lasizwe

  • @jabumathe4422
    @jabumathe4422 5 лет назад +1

    The wife she is doing the most. 😭😂😂🔥🤣🤣

  • @samuelb6550
    @samuelb6550 5 лет назад +3

    When the guy hands in the paper unbothered and she stops to give directions on what to do and jumps back in the affidavit part. That was professionalism. I'm screaming 🇲🇺

  • @apokjamir8719
    @apokjamir8719 4 года назад +1

    True talent... I've watched hundred times and yet it still
    makes me laugh... Love from Nagaland 😍

  • @daisychiraramire6445
    @daisychiraramire6445 4 года назад +3

    "We've been boxing bags for centuries"😂

  • @missm9793
    @missm9793 5 лет назад +3

    "what do you want to satisfy?" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jealian6908
    @jealian6908 5 лет назад +11

    Wow this video is well made. everything looks perfect 😂😊😊

  • @vusimbhamali1913
    @vusimbhamali1913 5 лет назад +5

    Haven't laughed in a while. This guy is the real deal. Lol. You have a sub now. 😂

  • @Badassracecarcpt
    @Badassracecarcpt 5 лет назад +5

    "She did beat me hard"😂😂😂

  • @nadjagoosen3129
    @nadjagoosen3129 5 лет назад +5

    “she’s doing the most” got me hard! 😂😂😂

  • @madeleindiedericks7020
    @madeleindiedericks7020 5 лет назад +1

    OMW! Boxing bag...I was laughing so hard🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @talitaallam9379
    @talitaallam9379 5 лет назад +5

    Lasizwe just had to say she's doing the most😂😂💔

  • @tuminkosi
    @tuminkosi 5 лет назад +2

    "Yes, we see you have da blue eye but we never know where you might have got it from". Dead for days.

  • @pluggedbysimi1674
    @pluggedbysimi1674 5 лет назад +4

    I'm loving the constant uploads. Thanks Sizwe 👏🏽😭😂

  • @sindiswafaith4214
    @sindiswafaith4214 5 лет назад

    Bamba him with washin.. Dussh.. Dussh👊👊.. The wife is doing the most 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @kenethmotsumi6810
    @kenethmotsumi6810 5 лет назад +8

    Last part. "She's doing the most"

  • @charnedee721
    @charnedee721 4 года назад +1

    "And then to satisfy, what do you want to satisfy" 😂😂😂😂💔💔💔💔💔💔gaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh

  • @jessw.6250
    @jessw.6250 4 года назад

    OMG!!! He said just go in the house and BACK OUT INTO THE STREET!!! LMAO
    😂😂😂😂💀

  • @the_muser7105
    @the_muser7105 5 лет назад +12

    I wish the police were this nice actually.

  • @leolucky7570
    @leolucky7570 5 лет назад +2

    Lasizwe was super pretty in this
    The content and effort on 200 as always

  • @muzimngomezulu698
    @muzimngomezulu698 5 лет назад +3

    Great one yet again❤💛🤗😂

  • @natashagoafitha2714
    @natashagoafitha2714 5 лет назад +2

    Lasizwe batho ka mo rata y'all he's my everyday entertainer 🔥🔥😂😁

  • @galaleoscience3877
    @galaleoscience3877 5 лет назад +4

    SHE was holding him with the washing, STRAIGHT!

  • @annekemahabeer5130
    @annekemahabeer5130 5 лет назад

    Perfect description of our police services!!!! Treat us like this!!! Well done!

  • @thutomokgosi7583
    @thutomokgosi7583 5 лет назад +7

    😂😂
    I remember when I went to the police station to file for missing person because my little brother was lost and funny he was 5 but the policewoman came with an attitude and then asked me if my 5 year brother has a tattoo, like really?? A 5 year old with a tattoo?? 🙄😂

  • @ripniklol7563
    @ripniklol7563 5 лет назад +1

    The phone is coming out of the light switch 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Qball30
    @Qball30 5 лет назад +16

    Hahahaha: I was told to swear an oath with my hand raised for an affidavit 💩
    Boxing bags😂😂😂😂😂

  • @winterabraham1667
    @winterabraham1667 5 лет назад

    These socks get me all the time. 😂😂😂🤧🤧🤧
    And also the guy at 1:41 omg😂

  • @leelouw3573
    @leelouw3573 5 лет назад +4

    "You want afidevid " that one got me dead😅😅😅😅

  • @missy97
    @missy97 5 лет назад

    @lasizweDambuza keep giving us daily life occurance content thank you 👏👏
    That bubble gum yerrer😂😂😂

  • @vhuthuhawendou6338
    @vhuthuhawendou6338 5 лет назад +3

    The wife she's beating she's doing the most 😂😂😂😂

  • @malehberries3292
    @malehberries3292 5 лет назад

    The Wife Is Busy Doing The Most😅😂😂😂

  • @meetbonny
    @meetbonny 5 лет назад +4

    Who else is binge watching Lasizwe??😂😂😂

  • @kamohelofilane6972
    @kamohelofilane6972 5 лет назад

    I died🤣🤣🤣🔪🔫⚰️... When Lasizwe is trying to hold the laugh back😂😂..

  • @naomizinhle7695
    @naomizinhle7695 5 лет назад +4

    When he stamps the documents 😂😂😂

  • @datchnac4577
    @datchnac4577 5 лет назад +2

    I like how she takes the call from the intercom! 😂

  • @diva8025
    @diva8025 5 лет назад +5

    This is so true. They’re so rude. The last time I went to get my documents for a work license vetted and it felt like I was a criminal

  • @kaylexie9632
    @kaylexie9632 5 лет назад

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣10/10, you are talent and talent is you(with your voice)