Different South African Police

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  • Опубликовано: 4 фев 2020
  • A parody of how South African Police behavior in a roadblock..😂🤣
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  • @LasizweDambuza
    @LasizweDambuza  4 года назад +720

    Between cop number 1, 2, 3 whos your favorite?

  • @nthabisengmashego4856
    @nthabisengmashego4856 4 года назад +2063

    "Are your eyes deaf?" Guys lasizwe should be our president 😂😂😂

  • @nathanbenjamin7247
    @nathanbenjamin7247 4 года назад +975

    At this point I think Lasizwe can act as anyone in SA😂😂

  • @Kaykay-jh1zu
    @Kaykay-jh1zu 4 года назад +272

    The way she's smiling when she's telling katherine that she'll go to jail 😚☺ I swear all the cops enjoy doing that.

    • @aneleboligello8742
      @aneleboligello8742 3 года назад

      🤣 🤣

    • @banzi1379
      @banzi1379 3 года назад

      @Siphesihle Radebe no they mean the cop lasiszwe is acting as

  • @Talialove
    @Talialove 4 года назад +544

    "Are your eyes deaf", kills me. Am a fan from Philippines

    • @joe_lubinda
      @joe_lubinda 4 года назад +4

      Mahal Kita pilipinas ❤️

    • @Woman2Watch
      @Woman2Watch 4 года назад +6

      Oh wow, welcome aboard, Talia xx

    • @Talialove
      @Talialove 4 года назад +2

      @Rahul Naidoo where in SA? Been in some places there

    • @jayexploring4384
      @jayexploring4384 4 года назад +5

      I’m a Filipino living in South africa 🇿🇦 ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

    • @Talialove
      @Talialove 4 года назад +3

      @@jayexploring4384 thats great, where in south africa

  • @pontsholatakgomo478
    @pontsholatakgomo478 4 года назад +693

    Guys Katlego’s accent kills me ⚰️💀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    Can we please see him 😭😭😭😭😭🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @reigningrio4416
    @reigningrio4416 4 года назад +491

    He used lotion as a breathalyzer I'm Dead

  • @carmenleslene1811
    @carmenleslene1811 4 года назад +193

    "record me I wanna be viral"
    "Felicia, come here, she took out the camera"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @quarryspanish
    @quarryspanish 4 года назад +114

    "Proof of residence for your car"
    bruh immm dead 😂😂😂👌

  • @timothytshimauswu2320
    @timothytshimauswu2320 4 года назад +446

    "Mam Did you see yourself" is so accurate. They really be asking stupid questions 😂😂😂

  • @mwambamwelwa
    @mwambamwelwa 4 года назад +303

    “Ma’am you know you are very illegal” 😂🤣🤣I choked on my food

    • @luazzymathenjwa6950
      @luazzymathenjwa6950 4 года назад +4

      Mwamba Mwelwa 😂😂😂the best part

    • @twinnei1966
      @twinnei1966 3 года назад +3

      You are traveling illegality 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @LindieBotes
    @LindieBotes 4 года назад +95

    hOw mAnY aLcOhoLiSMs diD yOu HAvE

  • @unHingedOYT
    @unHingedOYT 4 года назад +193

    “Be a honesty”, “my eyes are not deaf”, “I’m going to make a arrest for you”.......you give me life Lasizwe 😂😂😂😂

    • @zimminkani1294
      @zimminkani1294 4 года назад +5

      "You are illegality" lol
      "Is this car for you"

  • @lezlosdiary
    @lezlosdiary 4 года назад +317

    "Why you laughing at my hat this is not your mothers joke" 😂😂😂 this killed me

  • @marcusmorismoss6098
    @marcusmorismoss6098 4 года назад +609

    There are shows on mzansi magic which don't come close to this channel's entertainment value!

    • @nadir1378
      @nadir1378 4 года назад +1

      He has his own show on Mzansi Magic

    • @tarirotobayiwa9679
      @tarirotobayiwa9679 3 года назад

      U can say that again.l love him

  • @ayabukwambali4708
    @ayabukwambali4708 4 года назад +104

    The second guy's accent always kills me😂😂💔

  • @tracyleighdietrich
    @tracyleighdietrich 4 года назад +59

    I’ll never be able to look at a traffic officer with a straight face again!!! DED!!!!!!!!😂

  • @ompfa
    @ompfa 4 года назад +276

    "Mam you are very illegal"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @thatdarnkitteh
    @thatdarnkitteh 4 года назад +471

    How does Lasizwe keep a straight face when he does these 🤣

    • @lesedimaepa8069
      @lesedimaepa8069 4 года назад

      I can't

    • @learose3081
      @learose3081 4 года назад +9

      He is used to it or they cut of those one that She laugh

  • @evepepper5939
    @evepepper5939 4 года назад +71

    "You are drunking" 💀😂😂😂😂😂 I'm looking for a place to faint💔

  • @brenttayengwa8531
    @brenttayengwa8531 4 года назад +19

    The Zimbabwean accent gets me everytime 😂😂😂

  • @onthanketsi5796
    @onthanketsi5796 4 года назад +502

    That Zimbabwean accent always takes me out!😂😂

    • @bridgetziwayi
      @bridgetziwayi 4 года назад +21

      Sisi 🤣🤣🤣🤣and I am a Zimbabwean

    • @Nickster7
      @Nickster7 4 года назад +5

      Nahana, for a Katlego🤣🤣

    • @thuliendlovu719
      @thuliendlovu719 4 года назад +7

      Ontha Nketsi Always. “Thank you my sweet officer” knocked me out

    • @onthanketsi5796
      @onthanketsi5796 4 года назад

      Thulie Ndlovu did I not die 😂🤣🤣

    • @onthanketsi5796
      @onthanketsi5796 4 года назад

      Mukundi Mukwevho I died😂⚰️

  • @robync567
    @robync567 4 года назад +205

    "Proof of residence for your car".🤣

    • @lyndamdluli4285
      @lyndamdluli4285 4 года назад +5

      This one smashed me ... im dead

    • @segauswiconfidence5546
      @segauswiconfidence5546 4 года назад +3

      What is that mara?😂😂😂

    • @segauswiconfidence5546
      @segauswiconfidence5546 4 года назад

      What is that Mara?😂😂

    • @sylviawilson6160
      @sylviawilson6160 4 года назад +2

      Never heard that one, classic. This guy is SO TALENTED.😄❤️😍

    • @sylviawilson6160
      @sylviawilson6160 4 года назад +1

      @@segauswiconfidence5546 it is nonsense, only a person needs proof of residence, not a car. Exactly the kind of thing a cop on the take would ask. 🙂😄

  • @kealebogatibe6969
    @kealebogatibe6969 4 года назад +53

    "Why you blowing like u are blowing ur girlfriend"...😂😂😂😂

  • @swagmeister5323
    @swagmeister5323 4 года назад +157

    in South Africa if I was ever pulled over by the police, I always used to tell them I was a tourist and I wasn’t aware of the rules and they let me go 😂 worked every time

    • @natashadebrah4657
      @natashadebrah4657 4 года назад +8

      유나 문yuna moon smart 😂😂😂

    • @Lili-wd5bn
      @Lili-wd5bn 4 года назад +8

      Very smart🤔😂😂

    • @zamahsays7888
      @zamahsays7888 4 года назад +8

      @@Lili-wd5bn hi army 👋🏾💜

    • @stephaniemazvita
      @stephaniemazvita 4 года назад +3

      Zamajozi Sithole are you also army??💜

    • @MidnightPrru
      @MidnightPrru 4 года назад +5

      @@stephaniemazvita omg sa army

  • @revelinclassics4594
    @revelinclassics4594 4 года назад +305

    "You are a cause for the justice system not to be correct" is something I'm now going to be saying to my friends on a regular basis

  • @kgakgamatsonunu1461
    @kgakgamatsonunu1461 4 года назад +394

    Did i just see body lotion or my eyes are deaf🤣🤣😂

  • @southafricanvegan1054
    @southafricanvegan1054 4 года назад +24

    My eyes are not deaf had me dying 😭😂
    Edit: "we are arresting a white person today" killed me OMG 😭😂😂

  • @rufarochikondowa1280
    @rufarochikondowa1280 4 года назад +184

    Katlego’s accent is ending me 😂😂😂 Zim vibes that ”mrungu” please name him Tinashe/Tatenda kayi 1 nje

  • @mbuzimanyike
    @mbuzimanyike 4 года назад +245

    remember when lasizwe used to make videos with plastics on his head 😞😭we've come so far 😍❤

  • @MrNoe1234
    @MrNoe1234 4 года назад +113

    That vaseline lotion breathalyser had me in stitches 🤣

  • @kudzanaitenga4714
    @kudzanaitenga4714 4 года назад +33

    I started laughing the moment he appeared😂😂😂

  • @melimaritz
    @melimaritz 4 года назад +220

    "how many alcoholisms did you have?" loool

  • @NangulaUahengo90s
    @NangulaUahengo90s 4 года назад +46

    Out of all the words he could think of is “alcoholism” 😂😂😂😂😂🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾

  • @nealg3546
    @nealg3546 4 года назад +56

    I had one glass of wine once and this officer, he knew, he said he “could hear the smell!”

    • @sanmak3283
      @sanmak3283 4 года назад +5

      Nellie G 🤣🤣🤣 it’s a direct translation from an African language. Like in Zulu you’d say: “Ngizwa something”. This can mean “l hear something” or “l feel something” or “I smell something” or “l understand something” or “ l taste something” believe it or not 😄. “ - zwa” is for ALL SENSORY words.

    • @dorothytshehla
      @dorothytshehla 4 года назад

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @goeun_ah3619
      @goeun_ah3619 3 года назад

      'Hear'🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @watermelon5879
    @watermelon5879 4 года назад +60

    "Are you being unnecessary"
    This is my new favourite line 😂😂

  • @nashylarosalie1468
    @nashylarosalie1468 4 года назад +248

    "record me.......I'm going to be famous ! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣" ur best! shout out from Seychelles 👋🤩❤❤❤❤

    • @sham3212
      @sham3212 4 года назад +5

      And He wants the video to go viral 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @nashylarosalie1468
      @nashylarosalie1468 4 года назад +2

      @@sham3212 yaasss 🤣🤣🤣

    • @siyashilla6885
      @siyashilla6885 4 года назад +2

      Im from Seychelles as well as south African

    • @mazvitajhamba
      @mazvitajhamba 4 года назад +1

      Nashyla Rosalie no lies ther😭😭

    • @muhammadnanabhay1861
      @muhammadnanabhay1861 4 года назад +1

      Lemme guess, you guys live in Eden Island ?😂. That’s where all the South Africans are

  • @m.kkawish2023
    @m.kkawish2023 4 года назад +50

    If I want to relax and forget about life's problems i just come here and have a good laugh coz eish my eyes are hearing funny illegalities kkkkk from Kenya

    • @sheilamaina1061
      @sheilamaina1061 4 года назад +1

      I love this mem unchovinately his eyes hears everything.He is not an officer for bribe 😂😂😂😂from Kenya too my sister.

  • @Therealjowi
    @Therealjowi 4 года назад +21

    An someone please report lasizwe 😂😂😂😂😂 I can’t I’m dying 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @bluevitalia5557
    @bluevitalia5557 4 года назад +72

    "Can you hoot so my eyes can hear"😂😂😂😂

  • @noleengolombick6385
    @noleengolombick6385 4 года назад +15

    The last two weeks I've been struggling to crack a smile...Thank you for making my day.

  • @fredrikan3036
    @fredrikan3036 4 года назад +7

    "Katarina, You are travelling illegality"😂😂

  • @thulishabangu340
    @thulishabangu340 4 года назад +128

    "Why are u laughing this isnt your mother's joke"😂😂

  • @barbramathole7797
    @barbramathole7797 4 года назад +131

    My eyes are not deaf.. 😂😂😂😂. Lasizwe is the whole mood

  • @zukogugusilwana5575
    @zukogugusilwana5575 4 года назад +7

    "This is not your mother's joke"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @gracetamara4297
    @gracetamara4297 4 года назад +3

    My eyes are not deaf...this guy is kills me ..how can someone be this funny...he does it so effortlessly,,,this is real talent,,,his accent kills it... living Afrika all the way...were the best

  • @sinsin1197
    @sinsin1197 4 года назад +65

    "Next car please" 😂😂I swear he's calling them like they're people

  • @siphesihleqoko3322
    @siphesihleqoko3322 4 года назад +52

    When she said just " hoot so my eyes could hear." ... At that point I was already on the floor 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @goeun_ah3619
    @goeun_ah3619 3 года назад +2

    *using a lotion bottle for an alcohol test*😆😂😂😆
    Lasizwe you've finished me.

  • @mariamokgaetsi5051
    @mariamokgaetsi5051 2 года назад +1

    "Mam do you know you're illegal" 😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @tshegokgobane9221
    @tshegokgobane9221 4 года назад +43

    "You are traveling illigality" 😂

  • @mal.aikaa_
    @mal.aikaa_ 4 года назад +54

    "You are going to rest today, I am going to arrest you"

  • @tjbillionaire905
    @tjbillionaire905 4 года назад +7

    "Drunking &driving" and the breatherlizer though...oh Lasizwe,u make my day!!

  • @essdee9815
    @essdee9815 4 года назад +6

    The lotion bottle breathalyzer . You have officially reached iconic comedy status.

  • @ginarungasamy8429
    @ginarungasamy8429 4 года назад +46

    Why are you laughing at my hat, this is not your mother's joke 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @rinajamie6332
    @rinajamie6332 4 года назад +46

    Lord😂😂😂😂
    The breathalyzer guys ⚰️⚰️⚰️

  • @tamaramufaro
    @tamaramufaro 4 года назад +3

    "Are thoz jocks? Oke." I caaaaaaaan't, yoh

  • @ofure2247
    @ofure2247 4 года назад +24

    Why is the proof of residency a high school certificate?😂

  • @whatslikeinchina.5845
    @whatslikeinchina.5845 4 года назад +37

    I'm stuck in China because of Coronavirus, thank you for making me laugh tonight. 😂

  • @laur83
    @laur83 4 года назад +68

    “how many alcoholisms did you have?” 😩😩😩

  • @sadgukkie8451
    @sadgukkie8451 4 года назад +8

    The fact that this is like 100% accurate is funny 🤣

  • @cathrinebotha4068
    @cathrinebotha4068 4 года назад +1

    Catherina doesn't listen also😂😂proof of residence for the car. You killed it Lasizwe🤣🤣🤣

  • @reggielaw9712
    @reggielaw9712 4 года назад +40

    Guys we have to commed lasizwe's consistency with his uploads🔥

  • @16224
    @16224 4 года назад +64

    Yazini can we please leave LaSizwe alone🙅🏾‍♂️🙅🏾‍♂️🙅🏾‍♂️, this guy is creative, he should have his own shucks show

  • @user-qi6vc8od6d
    @user-qi6vc8od6d 10 месяцев назад +2

    My eyes are not deaf😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @londimnguni3629
    @londimnguni3629 4 года назад +8

    😂😂😂the only comedian that makes me laugh🤣 the 3rd one 🤣

  • @thatomogale9803
    @thatomogale9803 4 года назад +37

    "Proof of residence for a kar?" 😂

  • @keean7732
    @keean7732 4 года назад +148

    Lasizwe the type of person to look up and down before crossing the road

  • @LethoHali
    @LethoHali 4 года назад +3

    Oh no I’m done! “How many alcoholisms did you have?” 🤣🤣🤣 cop number 3 has to be my absolute best!

  • @maureenflovers1331
    @maureenflovers1331 4 года назад

    Lasizwe will certainly keep our roads safe...he is so efficient in whatever he do..and l'm glad "Prudence " Is also such a law abiding officer..good job young man ...you always bring a smile to my face

  • @AshGlover
    @AshGlover 4 года назад +381

    how many alcolisms did you have?!

  • @Arohi
    @Arohi 4 года назад +48

    "My eyes are not deaf"
    XD

  • @sanmak3283
    @sanmak3283 4 года назад +10

    “are you being unnecessary?”

  • @Dylan-he8de
    @Dylan-he8de 4 года назад +4

    "This is not your mudas joke"😂😂

  • @cindyhowe5052
    @cindyhowe5052 4 года назад +28

    Thank you so much for making my day! I live in Dubai and it’s so great to have a bit of entertainment from home🥰

    • @sarahjalajel5216
      @sarahjalajel5216 4 года назад +1

      Cindy Howe how is Dubai dia can you tell me abt it

  • @mashaka_mavunda
    @mashaka_mavunda 4 года назад +34

    3:20 took me tf out 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    Lasizwe you're 🐐🐐🐐🐐

  • @katiebk432
    @katiebk432 4 года назад +3

    'just hoot so my eyes can hear'
    Lasizwe I can't deal😹😹

  • @dubelihle_acappella
    @dubelihle_acappella 4 года назад +3

    I can't stop laughing 😂😂 this is one of the best ever ❤❤ I love all of them but number 3 takes it for me.

  • @shillatwaambo1342
    @shillatwaambo1342 4 года назад +45

    Nobody:
    Lasizwe: you are travelling illegality!!
    Am out!!!

  • @KeagsX
    @KeagsX 4 года назад +24

    Not the lotion bottle as the breathalyser🤣😂🤣

  • @goeun_ah3619
    @goeun_ah3619 3 года назад +1

    'You are a illegal'...
    ' I'm going to make an arrest for you' ..
    Lasizwe is hilarious 😂😂😂

  • @terimurphy4009
    @terimurphy4009 4 года назад +8

    I love Katlego. Please let us see him. His hilarious too.

  • @nessalutibezi6476
    @nessalutibezi6476 4 года назад +32

    Nobody
    Not even a soul
    Lasizwe:
    My eyes are not deaf😂😂😂😂

  • @loben1473
    @loben1473 4 года назад +87

    "FNB App... Thousand Rands"
    - "Drive home now"

  • @nelcammolayi1700
    @nelcammolayi1700 4 года назад +1

    We only need proof of residence for cars, Ku mnandi😁🙌🏽
    Kere Lasizwe Dambuza for president ✊🏽✊🏽

  • @msmoloi3162
    @msmoloi3162 4 года назад +4

    "are yo eyes deaf?'' lol they really do that for sho

  • @siphelelepienaar985
    @siphelelepienaar985 4 года назад +42

    "my eyes are not deaf" hayboooo 😭😭😭😭😭🤣

  • @teaganteagz3316
    @teaganteagz3316 4 года назад +29

    Aghh
    I’m always smiling while watching this!

  • @shanbeauty4193
    @shanbeauty4193 4 года назад +1

    Are your eyes deaf😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😋 I died...always like wen his mother tongue clings in

  • @mistyblue7585
    @mistyblue7585 4 года назад

    That 3rd cop 👮🙈 som a FNB direct deposit yooooooo 🙆‍♀️🙆‍♀️🙆‍♀️🙆‍♀️🙆‍♀️🙆‍♀️😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @simelwengcobo3050
    @simelwengcobo3050 4 года назад +38

    What happened to the sock shoulder pads 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @shesosweet2781
    @shesosweet2781 4 года назад +15

    The breathalyser is killing me and so are the fandangle socks 😭😂.

  • @kokimahlaba5322
    @kokimahlaba5322 4 года назад +2

    “My eyes are not deaf” 😂🤣🤣😂 no ways I’m done for.

  • @bittersweetpsycho0444
    @bittersweetpsycho0444 4 года назад +26

    I'm CRYING😂😂😂
    I'm watching this instead of studying for cycle test😅🤣😂

  • @letlotlosibanda
    @letlotlosibanda 4 года назад +14

    "Stop the car! Stop the car!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @mercyremmy9580
    @mercyremmy9580 4 года назад +2

    "Go home right away, don't go anywhere else you will be arrested" 😂 love from +254

  • @davidbranquinho4796
    @davidbranquinho4796 4 года назад

    Wtf bro. You are tops. Love your videos. This is typical of South Africa. Love it!!

  • @jadinemthethwa
    @jadinemthethwa 4 года назад +23

    “record me I’ll be famous”😹😹yhuu

  • @ammaarahsallie2669
    @ammaarahsallie2669 4 года назад +8

    "Proof of residence for your car" nooooo😂😂😂😂😭

  • @bonganidlamini3959
    @bonganidlamini3959 4 года назад +2

    Nothing causes your heart to sink like an officer saying “Please step out of the car” 😭💔😭