Nellie G 🤣🤣🤣 it’s a direct translation from an African language. Like in Zulu you’d say: “Ngizwa something”. This can mean “l hear something” or “l feel something” or “I smell something” or “l understand something” or “ l taste something” believe it or not 😄. “ - zwa” is for ALL SENSORY words.
If I want to relax and forget about life's problems i just come here and have a good laugh coz eish my eyes are hearing funny illegalities kkkkk from Kenya
in South Africa if I was ever pulled over by the police, I always used to tell them I was a tourist and I wasn’t aware of the rules and they let me go 😂 worked every time
My eyes are not deaf...this guy is kills me ..how can someone be this funny...he does it so effortlessly,,,this is real talent,,,his accent kills it... living Afrika all the way...were the best
Lasizwe will certainly keep our roads safe...he is so efficient in whatever he do..and l'm glad "Prudence " Is also such a law abiding officer..good job young man ...you always bring a smile to my face
"Are you laughing at my hat this is not your mother's jokes" The breatherlieser is a Clere😂😂😂 Giving the number 😂😂 But on a serious note cop number 1 is the best😂😂
Between cop number 1, 2, 3 whos your favorite?
*1 .
definitely cop 1
ALL OF THEM!! TOO TOO BRILLIANT!
2
All😂😂😂
Watching from Dubai
You murdered me with cop 2 mehn😅😅😅😅
"Are your eyes deaf?" Guys lasizwe should be our president 😂😂😂
I second that one 😂😂😂
@Girly Manly Girl relax ...its just a figure of speech😂✋
Really 😂
I laughed so hard to hear that for the first time 😂😂😂😂😂
I agree with that
"Are your eyes deaf", kills me. Am a fan from Philippines
Mahal Kita pilipinas ❤️
Oh wow, welcome aboard, Talia xx
@Rahul Naidoo where in SA? Been in some places there
I’m a Filipino living in South africa 🇿🇦 ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
@@jayexploring4384 thats great, where in south africa
At this point I think Lasizwe can act as anyone in SA😂😂
Absolutely
BeatsBy Ironmane I Agree
2
He sure can
True 😂😂😂😂😂
The way she's smiling when she's telling katherine that she'll go to jail 😚☺ I swear all the cops enjoy doing that.
🤣 🤣
@Siphesihle Radebe no they mean the cop lasiszwe is acting as
Guys Katlego’s accent kills me ⚰️💀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Can we please see him 😭😭😭😭😭🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Bruh! Lmao
😂😂😂
Lol that’s my name
Lasizwe has to let us see him
Oh YoU fOuNd mE Aww hey Kat
"record me I wanna be viral"
"Felicia, come here, she took out the camera"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Mam Did you see yourself" is so accurate. They really be asking stupid questions 😂😂😂
Lol! Hai that question is not stupid.
"Proof of residence for your car"
bruh immm dead 😂😂😂👌
He used lotion as a breathalyzer I'm Dead
Hahhahaaaa
VASELINE 💀
😂🤣
And it made the correct sound for a high reading. 'Blow it like your girlfriend, say bruuuuuuuuh' #dead🤣🤣🤣
Wanted to just write this 😂😂😂😂😂😂
hOw mAnY aLcOhoLiSMs diD yOu HAvE
“Ma’am you know you are very illegal” 😂🤣🤣I choked on my food
Mwamba Mwelwa 😂😂😂the best part
You are traveling illegality 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I’ll never be able to look at a traffic officer with a straight face again!!! DED!!!!!!!!😂
"Why you laughing at my hat this is not your mothers joke" 😂😂😂 this killed me
The second guy's accent always kills me😂😂💔
How does Lasizwe keep a straight face when he does these 🤣
I can't
He is used to it or they cut of those one that She laugh
"You are drunking" 💀😂😂😂😂😂 I'm looking for a place to faint💔
That Zimbabwean accent always takes me out!😂😂
Sisi 🤣🤣🤣🤣and I am a Zimbabwean
Nahana, for a Katlego🤣🤣
Ontha Nketsi Always. “Thank you my sweet officer” knocked me out
Thulie Ndlovu did I not die 😂🤣🤣
Mukundi Mukwevho I died😂⚰️
Katlego’s accent is ending me 😂😂😂 Zim vibes that ”mrungu” please name him Tinashe/Tatenda kayi 1 nje
Rufaro Chikondowa no tinotenda
Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk kkkkkk 😂😂
Ayehwa Tindo
"Mam you are very illegal"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
I'm dying. 😂
The Zimbabwean accent gets me everytime 😂😂😂
Did i just see body lotion or my eyes are deaf🤣🤣😂
Dey deaf
😂😂😂🤣😂
Haha 😂, your eyes no def... It is a body lotion
Your eyes are not deaf😂😂😂
It looks like Oh So Heavenly!!!
My eyes are not deaf had me dying 😭😂
Edit: "we are arresting a white person today" killed me OMG 😭😂😂
"Proof of residence for your car".🤣
This one smashed me ... im dead
What is that mara?😂😂😂
What is that Mara?😂😂
Never heard that one, classic. This guy is SO TALENTED.😄❤️😍
@@segauswiconfidence5546 it is nonsense, only a person needs proof of residence, not a car. Exactly the kind of thing a cop on the take would ask. 🙂😄
An someone please report lasizwe 😂😂😂😂😂 I can’t I’m dying 😂😂😂😂😂😂
There are shows on mzansi magic which don't come close to this channel's entertainment value!
He has his own show on Mzansi Magic
U can say that again.l love him
I started laughing the moment he appeared😂😂😂
That vaseline lotion breathalyser had me in stitches 🤣
"Why you blowing like u are blowing ur girlfriend"...😂😂😂😂
"You are a cause for the justice system not to be correct" is something I'm now going to be saying to my friends on a regular basis
Dead🤣🤣🤣🤣
"are you being unnecessary?"
I had one glass of wine once and this officer, he knew, he said he “could hear the smell!”
Nellie G 🤣🤣🤣 it’s a direct translation from an African language. Like in Zulu you’d say: “Ngizwa something”. This can mean “l hear something” or “l feel something” or “I smell something” or “l understand something” or “ l taste something” believe it or not 😄. “ - zwa” is for ALL SENSORY words.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
'Hear'🤣🤣🤣🤣
"record me.......I'm going to be famous ! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣" ur best! shout out from Seychelles 👋🤩❤❤❤❤
And He wants the video to go viral 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@sham3212 yaasss 🤣🤣🤣
Im from Seychelles as well as south African
Nashyla Rosalie no lies ther😭😭
Lemme guess, you guys live in Eden Island ?😂. That’s where all the South Africans are
If I want to relax and forget about life's problems i just come here and have a good laugh coz eish my eyes are hearing funny illegalities kkkkk from Kenya
I love this mem unchovinately his eyes hears everything.He is not an officer for bribe 😂😂😂😂from Kenya too my sister.
in South Africa if I was ever pulled over by the police, I always used to tell them I was a tourist and I wasn’t aware of the rules and they let me go 😂 worked every time
유나 문yuna moon smart 😂😂😂
Very smart🤔😂😂
@@Lili-wd5bn hi army 👋🏾💜
Zamajozi Sithole are you also army??💜
@@stephaniemazvita omg sa army
Cop number 1 is the best
"Catherina you're going to jail today"😂😂
Katlego: "Are thoz joks" where does Katlegi come from even
Killed me too😂😂
“You are travelling illegallity” ROFL 🤣 💀
"how many alcoholisms did you have?" loool
yohhhh... this one killed me!!! hahaha
Out of control he is 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm dead lmao
Out of all the words he could think of is “alcoholism” 😂😂😂😂😂🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾
"Can you hoot so my eyes can hear"😂😂😂😂
My eyes are not deaf...this guy is kills me ..how can someone be this funny...he does it so effortlessly,,,this is real talent,,,his accent kills it... living Afrika all the way...were the best
"Are you being unnecessary"
This is my new favourite line 😂😂
"Drunking &driving" and the breatherlizer though...oh Lasizwe,u make my day!!
remember when lasizwe used to make videos with plastics on his head 😞😭we've come so far 😍❤
Bra I remember
Maaaaannn😍🥰😂
Switching off the lights for the country
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Oh no I’m done! “How many alcoholisms did you have?” 🤣🤣🤣 cop number 3 has to be my absolute best!
When she said just " hoot so my eyes could hear." ... At that point I was already on the floor 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
Catherina doesn't listen also😂😂proof of residence for the car. You killed it Lasizwe🤣🤣🤣
My eyes are not deaf.. 😂😂😂😂. Lasizwe is the whole mood
*using a lotion bottle for an alcohol test*😆😂😂😆
Lasizwe you've finished me.
"Why are u laughing this isnt your mother's joke"😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Katarina, You are travelling illegality"😂😂
"Next car please" 😂😂I swear he's calling them like they're people
"Mam do you know you're illegal" 😂🤣🤣🤣
"You are traveling illigality" 😂
'just hoot so my eyes can hear'
Lasizwe I can't deal😹😹
Lord😂😂😂😂
The breathalyzer guys ⚰️⚰️⚰️
The lotion bottle breathalyzer . You have officially reached iconic comedy status.
Why are you laughing at my hat, this is not your mother's joke 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Are your eyes deaf😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😋 I died...always like wen his mother tongue clings in
"You are going to rest today, I am going to arrest you"
Lasizwe will certainly keep our roads safe...he is so efficient in whatever he do..and l'm glad "Prudence " Is also such a law abiding officer..good job young man ...you always bring a smile to my face
Guys we have to commed lasizwe's consistency with his uploads🔥
"Are thoz jocks? Oke." I caaaaaaaan't, yoh
Thank you so much for making my day! I live in Dubai and it’s so great to have a bit of entertainment from home🥰
Cindy Howe how is Dubai dia can you tell me abt it
😂😂😂the only comedian that makes me laugh🤣 the 3rd one 🤣
"Proof of residence for a kar?" 😂
I love Katlego. Please let us see him. His hilarious too.
Yazini can we please leave LaSizwe alone🙅🏾♂️🙅🏾♂️🙅🏾♂️, this guy is creative, he should have his own shucks show
Katlego says are those joks😂😂😂😂😂
“how many alcoholisms did you have?” 😩😩😩
"This is not your mother's joke"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Zuko Gugu Silwana imagine 😂
I'm stuck in China because of Coronavirus, thank you for making me laugh tonight. 😂
Are you bacc... orr
I don't think she is
Nope I'm not
@@whatslikeinchina.5845 stay safe....
Hope you safe
"Go home right away, don't go anywhere else you will be arrested" 😂 love from +254
The breathalyser is killing me and so are the fandangle socks 😭😂.
The first cop though 😂😂"are my eyes deaf" laziswe babe, you're just too good😘😘
Lasizwe the type of person to look up and down before crossing the road
I'm done done😂😂😂😂😂🤣
😂😂
Katlego took me out🤣🤣🤣🤣 "it's for mrungu wam mam"
3:20 took me tf out 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lasizwe you're 🐐🐐🐐🐐
My eyes are not deaf😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Nobody
Not even a soul
Lasizwe:
My eyes are not deaf😂😂😂😂
The fact that this is like 100% accurate is funny 🤣
Yeah 😂😂
Nobody:
Lasizwe: you are travelling illegality!!
Am out!!!
Blow in cream bottle......wow the imagination is thru the roof here😂😂😂expect the unexpected with lasizwe💃💃💃
Aghh
I’m always smiling while watching this!
"are yo eyes deaf?'' lol they really do that for sho
how many alcolisms did you have?!
Look🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣
Be a honesty 😂
You're drunking😂
'You are a illegal'...
' I'm going to make an arrest for you' ..
Lasizwe is hilarious 😂😂😂
Not the lotion bottle as the breathalyser🤣😂🤣
"Sofaka umlungu namhlanje "😂😂😂
"my eyes are not deaf" hayboooo 😭😭😭😭😭🤣
“My eyes are not deaf” 😂🤣🤣😂 no ways I’m done for.
What happened to the sock shoulder pads 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That 3rd cop 👮🙈 som a FNB direct deposit yooooooo 🙆♀️🙆♀️🙆♀️🙆♀️🙆♀️🙆♀️😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"FNB App... Thousand Rands"
- "Drive home now"
that kill me😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣my favorite bit
"Are you laughing at my hat this is not your mother's jokes"
The breatherlieser is a Clere😂😂😂
Giving the number 😂😂
But on a serious note cop number 1 is the best😂😂
“Man tell me now, are your eyes deaf!?!?” 🤣🤣🤣
@lasizwe my goodness my evening has been made! You are the best ever! How many alcoholisms did you have! You are drunking in the driving🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The best thing ever is when I open my phone and get a notification saying Lasizwe uploaded a video❤
00:22 "the sign says 60, you are SAYING 100 wena"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Proof of residence for your car" nooooo😂😂😂😂😭
I can't stop laughing 😂😂 this is one of the best ever ❤❤ I love all of them but number 3 takes it for me.