Shoprite VS Woolworths VS Pick N Pay

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  • Watch The Difference between Shoprite VS Woolworths VS Pick N Pay retailers Comedy Short Video.
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  • @LasizweDambuza
    @LasizweDambuza  4 года назад +1594

    Between the three cashiers, who’s your favorite? 😂👀

    • @DissonantSynth
      @DissonantSynth 4 года назад +166

      The shoprite cashier, obviously 😂

    • @usabelowakwasimelane4632
      @usabelowakwasimelane4632 4 года назад +85

      U NomaTriquency eShoprite 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @atamelangmokoka1709
      @atamelangmokoka1709 4 года назад +42

      Woolworths

    • @shaunbarends8576
      @shaunbarends8576 4 года назад +25

      Ushoprite hahaha

    • @_kagitenjies
      @_kagitenjies 4 года назад +36

      ShopRite 😂😂

  • @leehking5212
    @leehking5212 4 года назад +2351

    Woolworths: "For all these three items it's 962 Rand."
    It's funny cause it's true.

    • @biumailunga6208
      @biumailunga6208 4 года назад +58

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 don't forget the donation

    • @DarlingWheresthecoffee
      @DarlingWheresthecoffee 4 года назад +20

      It’s insane 🤣🤣🤣

    • @bambieyedgirl7846
      @bambieyedgirl7846 4 года назад +12

      King, I BURST OUT LAUGHING at that part! It is so true

    • @fikilesibiya1543
      @fikilesibiya1543 4 года назад +35

      Hence some of us go to Woollies just to scream at those prices. 2 breads for 100, mind you they are on sale🤣🤣🤣

    • @haboselabe8926
      @haboselabe8926 4 года назад +36

      Lol nah it's not true, Woolworths is even cheaper the pn'p y'all missing out on quality 😂😂

  • @shaymahosmanbadroodien9704
    @shaymahosmanbadroodien9704 4 года назад +1235

    You forgot to add how pnp cashiers always having conversations with the packers and totally ignore you

    • @NonkululekoNgcobo
      @NonkululekoNgcobo 4 года назад +38

      Yes this I know and they make rude comments about you to the next cashier if you complain.

    • @thandekapatience9556
      @thandekapatience9556 4 года назад +23

      That's true, I have experienced it.

    • @SmolBeefPatty
      @SmolBeefPatty 4 года назад +16

      So true😂

    • @pixiebomb28
      @pixiebomb28 4 года назад +24

      Yooooh Jesus. This gets on my nerves, I often have better experiences at checkers and hell sometimes Woolworths is even cheaper than pnp

    • @chill1165
      @chill1165 4 года назад +4

      True

  • @SmolBeefPatty
    @SmolBeefPatty 4 года назад +625

    The Pick N Pay cashier is my favourite, she looks like she's so over everything😂😂😂

  • @luluw9640
    @luluw9640 3 года назад +180

    I visited South Africa from Canada (I'm Zimbabwean Canadian) and one time a man serving me at the till literally yelled at me like "I greeted you in your language why do you answer in English? Why are you ashamed of your language " I was like dang!! I told him Zulu is not my language, I am visiting from Canada lol. He felt so bad he gave me free candy ahhahhahha! Now I miss it there lol

    • @MosesMatsepane
      @MosesMatsepane 3 года назад +30

      😂😂😂😂 Language is a touchy issue for some people here.

    • @luluw9640
      @luluw9640 3 года назад +10

      @@MosesMatsepane yeah I learned that very quickly ahhaha

    • @muzingwenya64
      @muzingwenya64 3 года назад +3

      What language do you speak?

    • @luluw9640
      @luluw9640 3 года назад +9

      @@muzingwenya64 I speak Shona as a second language

    • @_theerealnono_7694
      @_theerealnono_7694 Год назад +4

      Free candy at the company's expense? 🧐

  • @KeagsX
    @KeagsX 4 года назад +719

    “Why you buying the whole store?” Im dead! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @lest3136
    @lest3136 4 года назад +838

    The dislikes are from Shoprite employees

  • @charlottedk6634
    @charlottedk6634 4 года назад +277

    "did you know with the smart shoppi.. Car.."
    "I said stop it" 😹😹😹😹😹😹

    • @BelindaMM
      @BelindaMM 4 года назад +13

      Charlotte Dikeledi I know it’s late but wow!!!!! I keep going back to this part 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @simonthabang3342
      @simonthabang3342 4 года назад +10

      Sis is not about smart shopper xem😭😭😭💀💀💀💀

    • @muzingwenya64
      @muzingwenya64 3 года назад +1

      😂😂Makes me laugh too

    • @sigcinondlela8385
      @sigcinondlela8385 3 года назад

      @@BelindaMM me too 🤣🤣🤣

    • @sandyluswenyo9131
      @sandyluswenyo9131 3 года назад

      @@BelindaMM h3o54let5s95o6p

  • @riaanackerman6372
    @riaanackerman6372 4 года назад +398

    "My card can't decline, it's a black card" lol Black cards matter hey lol

  • @mazandies
    @mazandies 4 года назад +497

    "I never said next customer please" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
    Shoprite cashiers will deal with you and if you call the manager, they will deal with her too.😂😂

    • @zharnedesember1910
      @zharnedesember1910 4 года назад +22

      😂 they are ready!!!...and rude😅...i jst laugh coz i aint gots time😤

    • @mfundo1pumla
      @mfundo1pumla 4 года назад +2

      Thiza , aint going to shoprite😀

    • @bonganidlamini4545
      @bonganidlamini4545 4 года назад +7

      Lol as for they deal with manager too

    • @duzk1023
      @duzk1023 4 года назад +9

      Wow they are the same in every country

    • @florencechikwanah953
      @florencechikwanah953 4 года назад +2

      lol imagine the embarrassment,i never said next customer please.

  • @thabsilenkosi1200
    @thabsilenkosi1200 4 года назад +527

    When the man said "my card cannot decline it's a black card" I automatically shouted in Nomatriquency's voice *"IYA-DICLAYYIINAA"* 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @patriciamulengamumba6637
    @patriciamulengamumba6637 4 года назад +230

    Now we have "Patricia"???🤣🤣🤣🤣
    As a former Woolworths employee, I can attest to the Customer Service Standards.
    And, those guys instill skills, attributes and behaviours in someone and train them for the future, not just as they work but for the entire society out there. Thank you Woolworths...I do my current job best now because of your trainings.🙌

  • @defunct32
    @defunct32 4 года назад +87

    "Why you buyin' the whole store?" 😂😂😂😂

  • @SkitsBySphe
    @SkitsBySphe 4 года назад +649

    “Sir why you using sasa card to buy alcohol?” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤦🏽‍♂️

  • @nkazi314
    @nkazi314 4 года назад +1432

    Woolworths: nice cause they are expensive
    Pick n pay : Wants to give them a piece of their mind but is holding back
    Shoprite : Will speak their minds cause they don't care
    😂😂😂

    • @nkazi314
      @nkazi314 4 года назад +13

      @oops I love it. That is karma for being rude 😂😂

    • @RadBunny2269
      @RadBunny2269 4 года назад +11

      Nia Madalane really? And the way Shoprite in Kenya’s being positioned as a main brand = courteous service.

    • @redeemablesoul
      @redeemablesoul 4 года назад +22

      @@RadBunny2269 In South Africa it caters more for the poor because there prices are very affordable.

    • @nosipholyanah4725
      @nosipholyanah4725 4 года назад +10

      Pick n pay once the customer complains they get a warning

    • @Ad-Lo
      @Ad-Lo 4 года назад +8

      Victor Muthoka The competition in Kenya is not comparable. Chandaranna, Nakumatt and Naivas are NOT even close in quality and diversity to South African supermarket chains. The Shoprites in Kenya are equivalent to Pick 'n' Pay South Africa but comparable to Carrefour in East Africa. Shoprite staff in Westgate and Karen are FAR more helpful and courteous than Chandaranna or Nakumatt but that is cultural, nothing to do with the supermarket chain.

  • @mamakalami
    @mamakalami 4 года назад +367

    Yah, shoprite love declined cards, they will shout for the whole shop to hear.

    • @marvellousmukwasi9516
      @marvellousmukwasi9516 4 года назад +9

      Nyan Nyani 😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹

    • @fionaanderson5435
      @fionaanderson5435 4 года назад +4

      Too true.🤑

    • @patiencenyamakura4996
      @patiencenyamakura4996 3 года назад +1

      It happened to me

    • @mamakalami
      @mamakalami 3 года назад +2

      @@patiencenyamakura4996 am sorry, it happened to me too the bank had delayed releasing funds to my card. So I went to remind them and returned to the same cashier...she was not happy to see me.

    • @noelenestafford6641
      @noelenestafford6641 3 года назад

      Ay for real 😂😂😂

  • @ItachiUchiha-mo7uv
    @ItachiUchiha-mo7uv 3 года назад +161

    Shoprites slogan should be
    “shoprite where your card always declines”

  • @taufeekfenty
    @taufeekfenty 4 года назад +146

    “I said STOP IT ✋” 😂😂😂😂

  • @Ad-Lo
    @Ad-Lo 4 года назад +757

    Are we not going to talk about how ALL the cashiers at Shoprite go for lunch at THE SAME time?!

  • @chisomnnamani
    @chisomnnamani 4 года назад +74

    "You should have smelt the cabbage before you bring it here now it's smelling for me" 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @muhammadnizamie8740
    @muhammadnizamie8740 4 года назад +39

    "you busy selling rotten things" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Therealjowi
    @Therealjowi 4 года назад +501

    The accent of the guy from shoprite 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @forevertheaii
    @forevertheaii 4 года назад +538

    Pick n pay employees always seem tortured 😔😩. They need to get together with the Shoprite employees and ask them for some tips on how to have a little bit of vavavoom. 😂❤️

    • @thabiesrage2519
      @thabiesrage2519 4 года назад +7

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂I'm weak

    • @paidamichelle754
      @paidamichelle754 4 года назад +23

      Jokes aside, this is actually quite true!

    • @nosipholyanah4725
      @nosipholyanah4725 4 года назад +17

      Apparently shoprite employees are under a union and pick n pay employees aren’t so they get a warning for even a small mistake

    • @paidamichelle754
      @paidamichelle754 4 года назад +23

      @@nosipholyanah4725 lol that explains it. The pnp workers got that "I just wanna do my 8 hours and go home in peace please" vibe 😂 shame

    • @courtneyarendse6416
      @courtneyarendse6416 4 года назад +3

      I'm done😂😂😂💀

  • @RebeccaKwanga
    @RebeccaKwanga 4 года назад +154

    And to think that Shoprite in Kenya is like Woolworths version 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

    • @memoryharases9090
      @memoryharases9090 3 года назад +24

      Are you kidding?🙆

    • @RebeccaKwanga
      @RebeccaKwanga 3 года назад +18

      @@memoryharases9090 Nope. It's waaay more classy here...

    • @carolinemayanja4063
      @carolinemayanja4063 3 года назад +7

      Duuude Uganda's ShopRite is Woolworths too

    • @dalenetstephanus9871
      @dalenetstephanus9871 3 года назад +9

      That's new...in Namibia we deal with the same horrid service...LOL

    • @bijouxn73
      @bijouxn73 3 года назад +22

      @@RebeccaKwanga in SA shoprite is for low income earners, While in other african countries I noticed it's for the rich and middle income class.

  • @miranda_m5688
    @miranda_m5688 4 года назад +40

    "I did say no prastic" 😂😂😂

  • @bongiimpilo2262
    @bongiimpilo2262 4 года назад +463

    Cashier: did u know we running a special....
    Customer: heyi I said stop it😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @minenhlekhoza5581
      @minenhlekhoza5581 4 года назад +2

      😂😂😂

    • @sibabalwekonyashe6519
      @sibabalwekonyashe6519 4 года назад +1

      😂😂😂😂am dead...i said stop it

    • @diamondgirl1264
      @diamondgirl1264 4 года назад +13

      That was my favourite part!

    • @12345tluv
      @12345tluv 4 года назад +5

      that part was so hilarious!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @RegoOlerato
      @RegoOlerato 4 года назад +3

      Wow 🤣🤣🤣couldn't stop laughing when it happened🤣🤣

  • @kamogeloradebe4234
    @kamogeloradebe4234 4 года назад +270

    "Sisi don't waste my time neh" 😂😂😂😂😂😂the accent m dead😂😂😂💔
    No prastic!!!
    Donti make this my problem 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @rabbecasaili4941
      @rabbecasaili4941 4 года назад +5

      kamogelo Radebe GIRL🤣🤣🤣 I am so done!!!!

    • @kamogeloradebe4234
      @kamogeloradebe4234 4 года назад +3

      @@rabbecasaili4941 😂😂😂😂SAME HERE GIRL

    • @njabumabu
      @njabumabu 4 года назад +3

      😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 ggggiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrlllll😂😂😂😂😂😂 your total it's...

    • @omgkid
      @omgkid 4 года назад +6

      Lmfao that accent always gets me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Mashilo_89
      @Mashilo_89 4 года назад +3

      Yoh😂😂😂

  • @neo_mohapi
    @neo_mohapi 4 года назад +77

    I must say, I was very impressed that even though the one from Shoprite was harsh, I loved how she still warned the customer about the rotten cabbage. She could have just let him go with it.
    Ps: I love and appreciate your work Lasizwe.

  • @ciaraatherton2512
    @ciaraatherton2512 4 года назад +374

    Me being an Aussie in SA for the first time I was so confused when I went to pik and pay and the checkout lady kept yelling PLASTIQUE?!! 😂😂

    • @LadyT06
      @LadyT06 4 года назад +55

      🤣😂🤣 welcome to Sata Afrika 🇿🇦!!

    • @boitumelo9623
      @boitumelo9623 4 года назад +4

      😂 😂 😂 😂

    • @BabyPink3
      @BabyPink3 4 года назад +4

      Lmfao😂😂😂😂😂

    • @kitsontuli2713
      @kitsontuli2713 4 года назад +1

      😂😂😂😭😭😭

    • @zigzag6851
      @zigzag6851 4 года назад +2

      😂😂😂😂

  • @nhlanhlamgobhozi1072
    @nhlanhlamgobhozi1072 4 года назад +272

    “Now the childrens are going to drink the wines, a whole wines”. 😂😂😂

  • @melushangobeni1607
    @melushangobeni1607 Год назад +13

    This video never gets old...I like the shoprite cashier🤣

  • @deshnikapillay8491
    @deshnikapillay8491 4 года назад +221

    I've been in America for about a week now and I'm so homesick and watching this lol just made me feel better hahahaha you killed its Lasi not feeling so homesick anymore

    • @pente2004
      @pente2004 4 года назад +1

      Well did you meet ddg or Carmen and Corey

    • @sarishakatrina595
      @sarishakatrina595 4 года назад +7

      Hey nice to meet you deshnika Pillay. I am south African leaving in New Zealand. I miss home alot too

    • @zodwamhlongo4455
      @zodwamhlongo4455 3 года назад

      Im gonna leave as soon as borders open for school, and I just want to enjoy my home before I leave

  • @shillatwaambo1342
    @shillatwaambo1342 4 года назад +188

    "You could have smelled the cabbage its rotten now its smelling for me"
    Am dead!!!

  • @tazloon
    @tazloon 4 года назад +342

    I'm a grocery store cashier in America and i'm laughing so hard cause this is so spot on my life....:D

    • @ceciliaandrews5494
      @ceciliaandrews5494 4 года назад +10

      So funny... it's the human condition, Lawd Jesus, please come now😁😁😁!

    • @MillyMilkUbisi
      @MillyMilkUbisi 4 года назад +11

      🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂Im a South African and this is spot on😂😂😂😂

    • @user-wp8bi1hx9z
      @user-wp8bi1hx9z 4 года назад +4

      Did somebody say my name?

    • @jessw.6250
      @jessw.6250 4 года назад +1

      Chicagogal63 YEEESSSS 😂😂😂

    • @jessw.6250
      @jessw.6250 4 года назад +1

      Chicagogal63 I feel your pain ♥️Chicago

  • @litnationforever4032
    @litnationforever4032 4 года назад +91

    No one can make a louder "Your card has been declined declaration into the atmosphere like a shoprite cashier with bad eyebrows and a boujee weave."

  • @avirosin1948
    @avirosin1948 4 года назад +69

    Can we pls talk about how much he got right and he even sounded like the cashiers

  • @carmy_v
    @carmy_v 4 года назад +336

    There's income tax, VAT, and then there's Woolworths.

    • @carolletebele3639
      @carolletebele3639 4 года назад +3

      😂🤣😂😂u can say that again

    • @aliyahabader
      @aliyahabader 4 года назад +8

      I always find your comments under these videos and girl you are a comedy genius😂

    • @carmy_v
      @carmy_v 4 года назад +3

      @@aliyahabader Lol, thank you for the kind compliment!

  • @KimWolfTV
    @KimWolfTV 4 года назад +195

    No one:
    Nomatriquency: Prudeeennccee Iya decline..
    😂😂😂😂

  • @sharonmulenda812
    @sharonmulenda812 3 года назад +12

    The total amount for wollies...😭😂it killed me

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  • @TheeGate
    @TheeGate 4 года назад +119

    In a calm voice: "why you buying the whole store?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @lionqueen1039
    @lionqueen1039 4 года назад +258

    "I said i dont wan a prastic"

    • @FaridaDawkinsYY
      @FaridaDawkinsYY 4 года назад

      😂😂

    • @Ann23Robz
      @Ann23Robz 4 года назад +6

      I thought I heard wrong 🤣🤣🤣 That was my favourite part.

    • @SylvieSij2506
      @SylvieSij2506 4 года назад +4

      I thought only namibian vambo people "prastic"😂😂😂

    • @babehoe9496
      @babehoe9496 4 года назад

      Tht guys voice😂😂😂😂

    • @ivymugano5377
      @ivymugano5377 4 года назад

      😂😂😂😂

  • @karaboblu
    @karaboblu 4 года назад +49

    Pick and Pay cashier is my favorite 😂. She's so done and tired of everything

  • @francesfrankie6258
    @francesfrankie6258 3 года назад +13

    "y u buying the whole store?"
    🤣🤣

  • @timothy2491
    @timothy2491 4 года назад +147

    You should have smelled the cabbage before you brought it to me 😂

    • @whisperywind8768
      @whisperywind8768 4 года назад +5

      Timothy now it’s smelling for me 😂

    • @rethabile3347
      @rethabile3347 4 года назад +7

      " you're *buuusyyy* selling rotten things" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @shannonsmith1474
      @shannonsmith1474 4 года назад +1

      You are busy selling rotten things 😂

    • @chaneldiane8611
      @chaneldiane8611 4 года назад

      They managed each other lolz 😂

  • @duncanjacobs402
    @duncanjacobs402 4 года назад +52

    “You don’t want me to go too lunch? I can you see are devils advocate” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @sbongokuhlesibiya6859
    @sbongokuhlesibiya6859 4 года назад +8

    "I SAID STOOOOP IT" 😂😂😂😂

  • @blessingdiana5600
    @blessingdiana5600 4 года назад +12

    “You’re busy selling rotten things” took me tf out 😭😭😭😭💀💀😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jtabbytj
    @jtabbytj 4 года назад +96

    The SA Accent is just bomb🔥
    Much Love🇰🇪

  • @sibonakalisokhumalo5193
    @sibonakalisokhumalo5193 4 года назад +189

    The accent of Shoprite's customer😂😂😂

  • @laniisolwandle
    @laniisolwandle 4 года назад +16

    The voice of the last customer though😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂yhoo hay mahn...

  • @chadrainternational7777
    @chadrainternational7777 4 года назад +27

    I laughed so hard at the Pick and pay one because sometimes you just want to shop and then the cashiers look at you like your sinning if you don't have a loyalty card, then they start trying to convince you to get one.

  • @Mahle110
    @Mahle110 4 года назад +27

    "I never said next customer please" 😂💔 yoh😔

  • @leemini2196
    @leemini2196 4 года назад +114

    I’m watching from China and this is the only thing making me smile right now. Thank you so much

    • @joyjoy449
      @joyjoy449 4 года назад +3

      Are you also quarantined?

    • @wildmattzz
      @wildmattzz 4 года назад +1

      Got a job there, should I still go or just stay this side?

    • @leemini2196
      @leemini2196 4 года назад +1

      Joy Joy no , not at all.. we’re advised to stay indoors, wear our masks if we need to go outside, however it’s best to avoid contact.. I definitely think it will get better.

    • @leemini2196
      @leemini2196 4 года назад +2

      Master Matt Yes, I’m still alive and well. You just need to follow the directives given to stay safe until everything is under control, but they are doing their best. People are listening and doing as instructed. We will be fine.

    • @JaxMchunu
      @JaxMchunu 4 года назад

      Even me 😂😂

  • @crownjewel9228
    @crownjewel9228 4 года назад +13

    "Why is it cash only when me it's here?" 😂
    Haven't laughed so hard in the longest time.

  • @annakalola2092
    @annakalola2092 4 года назад +29

    SHOPRITE cashier HAS THE CHILDREN AT HEART

  • @josephineblom
    @josephineblom 4 года назад +234

    Do you see how the English just declined after woolies!

    • @LadyT06
      @LadyT06 4 года назад +4

      Yey🤣😂

    • @mazvitajhamba
      @mazvitajhamba 4 года назад +2

      Bebe Jose 😭😭😭😭

    • @bioskopandchampagne
      @bioskopandchampagne 4 года назад

      Lol... witty 😂

    • @Bee-dp3st
      @Bee-dp3st 4 года назад

      Bebe Jose 😭

    • @QuessT1492
      @QuessT1492 4 года назад +1

      Rriigght... But like for woollies: 3 items for 900? Yoh😂

  • @princeskye289
    @princeskye289 4 года назад +144

    ShopRite cashiers gossip about you like you're not there!!

    • @georgiam7679
      @georgiam7679 4 года назад +2

      🤣

    • @JudyWangariM
      @JudyWangariM 4 года назад +2

      Ironically here in Kenya Shoprite has one of the best customer services

    • @ezerbia
      @ezerbia 4 года назад

      My personal experience is that Woolworths cashiers also gossip about other cashiers in other malls where they worked before. What I do to reject their behaviour is input a wrong pin at the end so they void all goods and I go to Checkers, Kwik Spar or Pick and Pay which seem to have better service in my area. Poor customer service can be avoided by buying most things online.

    • @Archenita
      @Archenita 4 года назад

      True story

    • @hopebuhali3887
      @hopebuhali3887 2 года назад

      So true, I had to put them in their place one time.

  • @minazviitagonzo3316
    @minazviitagonzo3316 4 года назад +20

    The accuracy for this is so accurate especially the pick n pay one eish. He even got the accurate that's all the ladies look like in pick n pay 😂

  • @leschakela7204
    @leschakela7204 4 года назад +15

    "Why is it cash only when me it's here" LMAO I'M DEAD

  • @refentse_
    @refentse_ 4 года назад +40

    The customer at Pick n Pay is like she said "STOP IT" like wow 😂😂😂 no you didn't lady 😂😂🤦🏽‍♀️

  • @ksway8471
    @ksway8471 4 года назад +81

    When Patience said,'Yebo', I knew that was Shoprite

  • @perccipagembunjwa
    @perccipagembunjwa Год назад +1

    Shoprite 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 the accuracy,
    "why are u buying the whole store😳

  • @oprahwambui928
    @oprahwambui928 4 года назад +17

    When those gold hoops pop out, it’s about to get GHETTO!! 😂😂😂

  • @SegoMogane
    @SegoMogane 4 года назад +87

    The look Lasizwe gave before saying “Why you buying the whole store?” 😂😂😭💔

  • @molemo5773
    @molemo5773 4 года назад +90

    I go with the shoprite cashier😂😂
    Who's with me?

  • @thembisiledlamini.8653
    @thembisiledlamini.8653 3 года назад +6

    The shoprite customer even has an accent...hai Lasizwe😂😂😂

  • @GryffDavid
    @GryffDavid 4 года назад +24

    I could swear this is based on the shops from my town. Ridiculously accurate!

  • @brendanrampath9557
    @brendanrampath9557 4 года назад +45

    My card can't decline... It's a black card.
    AYOBANESS!!! 😁😁😁

  • @mosesmokua931
    @mosesmokua931 4 года назад +3

    When she yells "Give Answer For The Question" 😂😂😂

  • @okayboomer5797
    @okayboomer5797 4 года назад +6

    The woolworths part is 1000% accurate lmao

  • @siphesihleqoko3322
    @siphesihleqoko3322 4 года назад +78

    Whomever sets the prices at Woolworths has some really serious money issues.
    😂😂😂Even that Donation is my whole weekly salary

  • @darryltieties3112
    @darryltieties3112 4 года назад +14

    Shoprite is so dramatic hey! "It's smelling for me!"😂😂😂

  • @joycassar3754
    @joycassar3754 4 года назад +5

    That one onion that he "didn't take for the scaling" looked rotten too :D LMAO!!

  • @yonwabamququ5272
    @yonwabamququ5272 3 года назад +3

    I loved Shoprite! " I'm going to report you!" That so funny😂

  • @tarynlippi2927
    @tarynlippi2927 4 года назад +32

    At least the Shoprite cashier cared enough to point out the cabbage was vrot. LOL

    • @TheInsane104
      @TheInsane104 11 месяцев назад

      She cared because it smelled for her😂

  • @leelouw3573
    @leelouw3573 4 года назад +31

    Are you buying the whole store ? I see you don't want me to go to lunch. 😂😂😂😂got me dead

  • @laniisolwandle
    @laniisolwandle 4 года назад +8

    The last one kills me😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂yhoo ha.a mahn.. Yhuu Lasizwe you're the best❤❤

  • @king-solomon5263
    @king-solomon5263 4 года назад +6

    "Devil's advocate" I laughed

  • @irisshimhanda
    @irisshimhanda 4 года назад +65

    😂😂💔I died when he said “yoh Woolworths neh” but he still paid💀😭😭

  • @scarexha5639
    @scarexha5639 4 года назад +9

    Absolutely on point beautifully done video love the child welfare card reporting part needs to be done for Sure 😂😂😂👍👍👌👌💯💯

  • @miakoopman1319
    @miakoopman1319 4 года назад +3

    Even though I've watched ALL of your vids, i binge watch all of them again atleast once a week 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Shavier777
    @Shavier777 4 года назад +42

    We don’t have Woolworths here in America anymore. Love the skits!!
    This card is for the children!! Now the children is going to be drinking the wines 🍷”. Lol 😂

  • @GLOW_UP_MUA
    @GLOW_UP_MUA 4 года назад +30

    Lol hahaha why are the customers accents changing ....??? That's cracking me up even more 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @gcobisamajobela6983
      @gcobisamajobela6983 4 года назад +2

      GloW_UP MUA I was about to say this 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I like the Shoprite customer 😂😂😂

    • @GLOW_UP_MUA
      @GLOW_UP_MUA 4 года назад +1

      @@gcobisamajobela6983 that one buried me so hard

    • @hzlkelly
      @hzlkelly 4 года назад +3

      😂😂😂😂😂😂 levels 💀 the English keeps going down as well 😂😂😂

    • @crownjewel9228
      @crownjewel9228 4 года назад +1

      @@hzlkelly and the level of politeness from the cashiers 😂

  • @Princessxplays3
    @Princessxplays3 2 месяца назад +2

    Shoprite customer:nO pRaStIcK

  • @tandzilensingwane8567
    @tandzilensingwane8567 4 года назад +3

    I loved them all I can’t decide 🤣🤣🤣but the shoprite hits home 😭 they always give life advice like literally always 🤣

  • @quarryspanish
    @quarryspanish 4 года назад +86

    Woolies:"You see we're running a promotion on brown bread, 2 for R100"
    Guy:"Jussed wow that's expensive hey 😀"
    im dying😂😂😂😂😂

    • @bambieyedgirl7846
      @bambieyedgirl7846 4 года назад

      LMAO!!!!!!! I died at that too!!

    • @bambieyedgirl7846
      @bambieyedgirl7846 4 года назад +4

      And after adding the donation:
      Woolies: "Your total sir is R1500.." ..
      Guy: "HECTIC!! Woolworths, hey"
      LOL!!

    • @crownjewel9228
      @crownjewel9228 4 года назад

      Moguy's accent made it more funny 😂

  • @amahlemaria4802
    @amahlemaria4802 4 года назад +238

    Serious Question: why are the shop right cashiers always rude? Don’t they get paid enough?

    • @sweetlulubean1118
      @sweetlulubean1118 4 года назад +32

      I had an experience back in college. That time of month & my friend & collected the many coins. She was like "AM I supposed to count these coin's! Never we had to count them for her. All that for russian & chip's & milk.

    • @joyjoy449
      @joyjoy449 4 года назад +16

      Yes, they don't earn much.

    • @FaridaDawkinsYY
      @FaridaDawkinsYY 4 года назад +17

      I thought it was just the cashiers in Ghana 😂😂

    • @summerxo3203
      @summerxo3203 4 года назад +10

      Their managers dont give a shit

    • @candyo4670
      @candyo4670 4 года назад +23

      The shoprite cashiers in Kenya are so good.🤣🤣 They act like the Woolworth ones

  • @deborahkapuku910
    @deborahkapuku910 4 года назад +6

    The Zimbabwean accent of the client at shopright got me dead😂😂😂😂 Such accuracy

  • @laylahtarmahomed9358
    @laylahtarmahomed9358 3 года назад +1

    I AM DEADDDD! That Shoprite customers acentttt, "don'ti wasti my time Neh"
    I just can't 😂😂

  • @zakhelebangani7864
    @zakhelebangani7864 4 года назад +44

    The look when she say “mam this is less than 10 item till” 😂😂😂😂

    • @rendanirendx9768
      @rendanirendx9768 4 года назад +4

      it happened to me one day at pick n pay, and I told the lady that I didn't see the notice

  • @katlegolatoyakgaswane29
    @katlegolatoyakgaswane29 4 года назад +57

    Why are Pick N Pay employees always looking tired & depressed though

    • @ButternutBanyana
      @ButternutBanyana 4 года назад +3

      In Botswana they are paid P1500 a month. Peanuts. I could spend that in a weekly grocery for the family. That is why they are depressed.

    • @mfundwenhleh31
      @mfundwenhleh31 4 года назад

      @@ButternutBanyana yoh 😢

    • @hopebuhali3887
      @hopebuhali3887 2 года назад

      @@ButternutBanyana Yoh, wow thats exactly like R1500 💔, Pick 'n Pay needs to pay their employees better.

  • @halimashariff4661
    @halimashariff4661 4 года назад +3

    'why are you buying the whole store'.... 😂 😂

  • @kgomotsomogudi4244
    @kgomotsomogudi4244 4 года назад +2

    "Why are you buying the whole store I see u don't want me to go for lunch"
    😂😂😂"Why are you buying alcoholic beverages with a sassy card"

  • @sibahlemolphy4062
    @sibahlemolphy4062 4 года назад +34

    'I think its our machine' VS 'Patience! iyadeclina!'
    😂😂

  • @dannyndara
    @dannyndara 4 года назад +36

    Woolworths looking good asf😂2 brwn breads for R100

  • @jabasso
    @jabasso 4 года назад +1

    "I see you, you don't want me to go for lunch... DEVIL ADVOCATE" Aahaha I am dying!

  • @kazklenz3724
    @kazklenz3724 4 года назад +2

    'I did say no plastic'
    😂😂😂😂😂I died

  • @tsatsimodjadji-
    @tsatsimodjadji- 4 года назад +21

    The R950 for 3 items is soooooo true🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @kgofi7747
    @kgofi7747 4 года назад +32

    I know the shoprite cashiers don’t be telling people when stuffs rotten😂😂😂😂🤞🏾

    • @bohlalenchabeleng1370
      @bohlalenchabeleng1370 4 года назад +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 you'll see it when you get home.

    • @natalie2692
      @natalie2692 Год назад +1

      ARIANA🤣🤣🤣

    • @kgofi7747
      @kgofi7747 Год назад

      @@natalie2692 ariana what are you doing here 😭😭😭😭