Lasizwe, I was trying to take a tablet while watching this. Big mistake. Almost choked lol. I had to pause the video 😂😂😂 that's how much you make me laugh!!!
I've seen tik tok ads between videos for weeks and tried to find this channel ... So happy I finally found it!!!! Love this!!! Hilarious to the max! Laughing my head off! Thank you for being amazing
Gosh I love watching you😆The way you make me laugh. Only people from this country will understand what you really talking about. Keep up the great job.
Thank you for watching 😂😂 Please don’t forget to like and comment
Pls pin my comment and I love you soooo much my name is Sumithra and I am in South Africa I live here my brother.......love u lasizwe
Yaz you give us life Darling 😂😂😂
Lol as for Prudence 😂😂😂😂😂
Thank you lovies
😂😂😂😂😂I LOVE YOU ❤
"My job is just to say next next tiet tiet plastic"
I'm dead😂😂😂
My attitude depends on the time of the day you catch me
😂😂 so true hey
Too early, you are in trouble. Too late in the afternoon or close to knock off time, even more trouble....
‘I never found you!’ 😂
@Rading,. It's hilarious but so true 😁
🤣♥️
I really felt the part when he said that Shoprite/ Checkers doesn’t have a system that says “ Next customer please” so they have to shout 😭😂😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
No cap. I was gone 🤣🤣🤣
The dislikes are from Shoprite / Checkers employees 😂 😂 😂
You just made me laugh so hard😂😂😂😂 so true!!!!
Lmao
mos def
Than
juneny
First❤
"Add a plastic, how are they going to carry the airtime?"
"If there is someone stealing in the shop it is none of my business"
🤣🤣💀
Courtney Lee YOUR CARD ITS DECLINING
@@LasizweDambuza it's not my fault😭 no one has money in January😂
Happy New Years everyone❤
😂😂😂
Only us south africans will get that XD
Courtney Lee that’s the job of the security! Snitches get bruises 🤣
😂😂🤣🤣🤣 “prudence iyadecliner Martha it’s declining” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'M CRYING AHAHAHAHAHA OUR VOCAL CORDINGS
Prudence it's declining, Martha it's declining, customer it's declining what can do to happen😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
The fact that Noma informed the customer last about her "declining" card is golden 😂😂😂
Or that she was discreet and lowered her voice to the customer!!! After YELLING to Prudence... and Martha...
😂🤣😂🤣😂😂yeah neh
What do you do when the customers card declines?
South African's general reaction : Yoh
😂💔Eish
The pain 😂😂
😹😹😹😹😹😹😹I just die when I look at him cause I know he gonna do something funny😹😹💕
Same 😹
You add a plastic😂😂
Llllll"llll❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤yoooooo
T
I swear, Lasizwe's skits have made me realize that Jamaica is really South Africa's twin. 🤣🤣🤣
How bad is cashiers attitude? I rate it 10😂
Summer Xo its 1000
Hi
The shade to Shoprite, yoh. Until Shoprite pays him for an endorsement then it's hearts and kisses
Joash Narainsamy 😂😂😂 You will buy at Shoprite 😋😍 I Actually love Checkers
He has to keep that card from declining
I just admire his acting skills 😂😭 I actually believe that these are two different people
I saw this on instagram😂 had to come here for the full video..ddnt knw lasizwe had a youtube channel😊 just joined notification gang..aye!
"PRUDENCE" "what must to can do now". Yoh tjomie I've seen these people before shem!!! 😂😂😂
"My job is just to say next please tweet tweet plastic" 😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂 PRUDENCE IT'S DECLINING!!😂😂😂😂😂 DUDE I AM HERE FOR THIS!
AfriScents what to can happen now?
Yes, OH MY GOD sometimes the airtime is sooo heavy it just slips out your hand...the *STRUGGLE*
Army💜
Who else is still laughing at the last ShopRite video..... TRIQQY BABY... CAN I GET A VOID ? 😂
Lmao. I've heard that!
Void please, Void, Can I get a void, Triqqyyyyy!. 😂
Bridgette 😂😂😂😂
Bridgette Hattingh 😂 STILL !!
Yhoooo M still laughing even now
Bridgette Hattingh
Literally I showed my ENTIRE family that video and now we ALWAYSS quote his lines. 🤣🤣
"My job is to just add a plastic and go twee twee. And say next please."
I died😂
Lasizwe, I was trying to take a tablet while watching this. Big mistake. Almost choked lol. I had to pause the video 😂😂😂 that's how much you make me laugh!!!
I can't 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Hey huge fan by the way.🔥
your voice "next customer please" was so on point 😂😂😂
Omg I love this sooo much living in SA makes it funnier because you can imagine it😂😂😂😂😂
Lol, " We have to use our vocal cordings". ~BM
Ay ay ay, as for the vocal cordings tjooooo
I love Nomatriquency i know wherever she is;The drama is always there
I just got what her name is 😂
hh ter what does it mean?
🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 That part when he said "yoooh" when being asked about a declining card 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Iyo!!
😂😅😂😅😂
This really happened to me
Buying airtime and I was asked if I wanted plastic, I said yes🙄
I've seen tik tok ads between videos for weeks and tried to find this channel ... So happy I finally found it!!!! Love this!!! Hilarious to the max! Laughing my head off! Thank you for being amazing
What a way to start my year 😹💔Dead
“Are they gonna carry airtime in their hand” 😂😂
Laswizwe I love you... So so much, not a day goes by without me repeating all your videos on RUclips
Next please, tweet tweet 😂.
Was not expecting to laugh the way I did. 🤣🤣😂🤣
😂😂😂😂😂 When a customer is buyng crdt😂😂😂 you add a plastic 😂😂😂 Og Laziswe💔💔
My mom's card declined today and I instantly thought of this
Yohhh I almost died😹😹😹
"I don't know, I don't enter anywhere"😂😂
I sent this to my friend Prudence😂😂😂she almost died😫
This is the best thing ever!!! Serious laughter!! (She is wonderful)
Having lived in SA though from east Africa....I am soooooooo missing mzanzi
Lmao this is very realistic This is exactly what goes down in a supermarket in SA😂😂😂 Thank God...it makes for great entertainment
l love me some Nomatriquency😹😹😹
This is legit so hilarious and accurate!!! After Watching this I'm a fan of this talented young man!
Iya decliner! Its Declining 😂😂😂😂😂
TrikhiBabey! 🤣🤣🤣⚰️⚰️
the nurses in Gov clinics and hospitals are up next.😂😂😂
I've watched this and Hospital video so many times it just doesn't get old
Lmao! I miss being in South Africa
This made my 2019!! 😂😂
My attitude depends on the time of the day 😂
😂That "Yoh Yoh Yoh Yoh!" part just killed me 😂😂🤣😂
JEESSSUUUUSSS GOD I love you so so so much... The accuracy though...🔥😂😂❤️❤️
Your card is declining...What to can happen?😆😅
Lasizwe, you've either been an extreme regular at this chain store or an ex employee, 😜😜😜
hey lasizwe
"my job is just to say next pls twit twit plastic"😂😂😂😅😅😆😆
I love u😂😂This falls under one of my favorites
OMG lasizwe... I don't deserve to die like this 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I literally feel like I'm standing in the line right now 😂😂😂
Lmfao 😂 I thought she wouldn't get the job... Damn Lasizwe you are a genius
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂“ snitches get bruises " 😂😘
The matching wig and coat is life, LoL. Lasizwe you're hilarious. Loved it.
I've watched this a lot of time and it still makes me laugh
Lasizwe is funny and crazy , I can’t help but love him 😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂...
This is lit😂😂😂✨
I watch an almost 5 minute add.
Not only because this was entertaining but because it was Spring Day, I couldn't help it. 💜
😂😂😂😂😂how are they gonna carry their airtime without a plastic 😂😂😂😂ohw my God Lasizwe you are killing me 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
Gosh I love watching you😆The way you make me laugh. Only people from this country will understand what you really talking about. Keep up the great job.
This is sooo relatable
These vids make me laugh everytime🤣😂
SOUTH AFRICA GANG WHERE U AT
ALSO
XHOSA GANG WHERE U AT
"I never found you, you found me" 🤣... I also can't believe she got the job hahhaha
I think the Ferguson family should put you on The Queen along with Prince
"Customer your card is declining what to gonna happen now"😂😂😂
"a zero attitude"😂😂😂😂
Manager: For instance the card declines
Tricky: Yo
😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣
My favourite RUclips channel 😂😂😂
"We have to scream so u can hear us or else u will be standing the line for ever nd ever Amen"😂😂
This video made my entire 2019 already 😂😂
"Otherwise you'll stay there forever and ever amen"
my ribs 😂😂😂😂
I don't enter anywhere 😂😂
I love lasizwe sm❤️
I'm literally in tears 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣as for declining... prudence .. Martha 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Vocal cordings"😂😂😂😂
My 17 year old son found this channel! And wow we having such a laugh! Very entertaining during load shedding
"My job is just to say next please twik twik" 😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Yoh she can talk 😂😂😂but still love her
😂😂😂 my brain keeps telling me this is accurate...
Ur videos had me cracking 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣u have urself a new subscriber
"next pls" lmao tht had me i was lauging
Prudence Yoh Yoh Yoh it’s declining 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I love your sense of humor, keep pushing Matriquency sweeeerrryyyy 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽
Thank you for this, best way to start 2019
🤣🤣🤣🤣 “what happens when the card declines, that question ?” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Customer machine: Next customer please.
Lasizwe: *EEYY NEXT CUSTOMER NOW. HURRY WE DON'T HAVE ALL DAY*
“Customer your card is declining, what must to can happen now.” I’m so done💀😂
U need to be the first south African youtuber to hit a million subs
This is my first time viewing your video. You're so hilarious. 👍👏👏❤ from Jamaica
0:55 Truest in the world😂😂😂😂😂❤️❤️❤️❤️THIS VIDEO IS LIFE
No word describing crazily hilarious humour does this justice
Ily
this guy kills me everytime yoh.😂😂😂
😂😂🤣love you Sizwe
the way he holds the bag in aunty at the end has me on the floor 🤣😂
snitches get bruises 👐🏾🤣😂😂wow