Lasizwe, I was trying to take a tablet while watching this. Big mistake. Almost choked lol. I had to pause the video 😂😂😂 that's how much you make me laugh!!!
I've seen tik tok ads between videos for weeks and tried to find this channel ... So happy I finally found it!!!! Love this!!! Hilarious to the max! Laughing my head off! Thank you for being amazing
Gosh I love watching you😆The way you make me laugh. Only people from this country will understand what you really talking about. Keep up the great job.
Thank you for watching 😂😂 Please don’t forget to like and comment
Pls pin my comment and I love you soooo much my name is Sumithra and I am in South Africa I live here my brother.......love u lasizwe
Yaz you give us life Darling 😂😂😂
Lol as for Prudence 😂😂😂😂😂
Thank you lovies
😂😂😂😂😂I LOVE YOU ❤
My attitude depends on the time of the day you catch me
😂😂 so true hey
Too early, you are in trouble. Too late in the afternoon or close to knock off time, even more trouble....
‘I never found you!’ 😂
@Rading,. It's hilarious but so true 😁
🤣♥️
"My job is just to say next next tiet tiet plastic"
I'm dead😂😂😂
I really felt the part when he said that Shoprite/ Checkers doesn’t have a system that says “ Next customer please” so they have to shout 😭😂😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
No cap. I was gone 🤣🤣🤣
The dislikes are from Shoprite / Checkers employees 😂 😂 😂
You just made me laugh so hard😂😂😂😂 so true!!!!
Lmao
mos def
Than
juneny
First❤
"Add a plastic, how are they going to carry the airtime?"
"If there is someone stealing in the shop it is none of my business"
🤣🤣💀
Courtney Lee YOUR CARD ITS DECLINING
@@LasizweDambuza it's not my fault😭 no one has money in January😂
Happy New Years everyone❤
😂😂😂
Only us south africans will get that XD
Courtney Lee that’s the job of the security! Snitches get bruises 🤣
😂😂🤣🤣🤣 “prudence iyadecliner Martha it’s declining” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'M CRYING AHAHAHAHAHA OUR VOCAL CORDINGS
Prudence it's declining, Martha it's declining, customer it's declining what can do to happen😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
What do you do when the customers card declines?
South African's general reaction : Yoh
😂💔Eish
The pain 😂😂
😹😹😹😹😹😹😹I just die when I look at him cause I know he gonna do something funny😹😹💕
Same 😹
I swear, Lasizwe's skits have made me realize that Jamaica is really South Africa's twin. 🤣🤣🤣
The fact that Noma informed the customer last about her "declining" card is golden 😂😂😂
Or that she was discreet and lowered her voice to the customer!!! After YELLING to Prudence... and Martha...
😂🤣😂🤣😂😂yeah neh
You add a plastic😂😂
Llllll"llll❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤yoooooo
T
The shade to Shoprite, yoh. Until Shoprite pays him for an endorsement then it's hearts and kisses
Joash Narainsamy 😂😂😂 You will buy at Shoprite 😋😍 I Actually love Checkers
He has to keep that card from declining
I just admire his acting skills 😂😭 I actually believe that these are two different people
I saw this on instagram😂 had to come here for the full video..ddnt knw lasizwe had a youtube channel😊 just joined notification gang..aye!
"My job is just to say next please tweet tweet plastic" 😂😂😂😂
How bad is cashiers attitude? I rate it 10😂
Summer Xo its 1000
Hi
😂😂😂😂😂😂 PRUDENCE IT'S DECLINING!!😂😂😂😂😂 DUDE I AM HERE FOR THIS!
AfriScents what to can happen now?
"My job is to just add a plastic and go twee twee. And say next please."
I died😂
"PRUDENCE" "what must to can do now". Yoh tjomie I've seen these people before shem!!! 😂😂😂
Lasizwe, I was trying to take a tablet while watching this. Big mistake. Almost choked lol. I had to pause the video 😂😂😂 that's how much you make me laugh!!!
Yes, OH MY GOD sometimes the airtime is sooo heavy it just slips out your hand...the *STRUGGLE*
Army💜
I can't 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Hey huge fan by the way.🔥
I love Nomatriquency i know wherever she is;The drama is always there
I just got what her name is 😂
hh ter what does it mean?
your voice "next customer please" was so on point 😂😂😂
Lol, " We have to use our vocal cordings". ~BM
Ay ay ay, as for the vocal cordings tjooooo
🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 That part when he said "yoooh" when being asked about a declining card 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Who else is still laughing at the last ShopRite video..... TRIQQY BABY... CAN I GET A VOID ? 😂
Lmao. I've heard that!
Void please, Void, Can I get a void, Triqqyyyyy!. 😂
Bridgette 😂😂😂😂
Bridgette Hattingh 😂 STILL !!
Yhoooo M still laughing even now
Bridgette Hattingh
Literally I showed my ENTIRE family that video and now we ALWAYSS quote his lines. 🤣🤣
I've seen tik tok ads between videos for weeks and tried to find this channel ... So happy I finally found it!!!! Love this!!! Hilarious to the max! Laughing my head off! Thank you for being amazing
Omg I love this sooo much living in SA makes it funnier because you can imagine it😂😂😂😂😂
What a way to start my year 😹💔Dead
This is the best thing ever!!! Serious laughter!! (She is wonderful)
This is legit so hilarious and accurate!!! After Watching this I'm a fan of this talented young man!
Laswizwe I love you... So so much, not a day goes by without me repeating all your videos on RUclips
Next please, tweet tweet 😂.
Was not expecting to laugh the way I did. 🤣🤣😂🤣
“Are they gonna carry airtime in their hand” 😂😂
Iyo!!
😂😅😂😅😂
This really happened to me
Buying airtime and I was asked if I wanted plastic, I said yes🙄
My mom's card declined today and I instantly thought of this
Yohhh I almost died😹😹😹
"I don't know, I don't enter anywhere"😂😂
I've watched this and Hospital video so many times it just doesn't get old
I sent this to my friend Prudence😂😂😂she almost died😫
Gosh I love watching you😆The way you make me laugh. Only people from this country will understand what you really talking about. Keep up the great job.
Lmao! I miss being in South Africa
Iya decliner! Its Declining 😂😂😂😂😂
Lmao this is very realistic This is exactly what goes down in a supermarket in SA😂😂😂 Thank God...it makes for great entertainment
Lasizwe is funny and crazy , I can’t help but love him 😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂 When a customer is buyng crdt😂😂😂 you add a plastic 😂😂😂 Og Laziswe💔💔
😂That "Yoh Yoh Yoh Yoh!" part just killed me 😂😂🤣😂
Having lived in SA though from east Africa....I am soooooooo missing mzanzi
My 17 year old son found this channel! And wow we having such a laugh! Very entertaining during load shedding
This made my 2019!! 😂😂
I watch an almost 5 minute add.
Not only because this was entertaining but because it was Spring Day, I couldn't help it. 💜
JEESSSUUUUSSS GOD I love you so so so much... The accuracy though...🔥😂😂❤️❤️
Lmfao 😂 I thought she wouldn't get the job... Damn Lasizwe you are a genius
"my job is just to say next pls twit twit plastic"😂😂😂😅😅😆😆
Yoh she can talk 😂😂😂but still love her
I've watched this a lot of time and it still makes me laugh
Prudence Yoh Yoh Yoh it’s declining 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I love your sense of humor, keep pushing Matriquency sweeeerrryyyy 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂“ snitches get bruises " 😂😘
Ur videos had me cracking 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣u have urself a new subscriber
I love u😂😂This falls under one of my favorites
"We have to scream so u can hear us or else u will be standing the line for ever nd ever Amen"😂😂
😂😂😂...
This is lit😂😂😂✨
The matching wig and coat is life, LoL. Lasizwe you're hilarious. Loved it.
the nurses in Gov clinics and hospitals are up next.😂😂😂
This is my first time viewing your video. You're so hilarious. 👍👏👏❤ from Jamaica
This is sooo relatable
These vids make me laugh everytime🤣😂
SOUTH AFRICA GANG WHERE U AT
ALSO
XHOSA GANG WHERE U AT
Whenever i see that red wig i have to laugh... We have to use our vocal cordings🤣🤣
l love me some Nomatriquency😹😹😹
OMG lasizwe... I don't deserve to die like this 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I think the Ferguson family should put you on The Queen along with Prince
"I never found you, you found me" 🤣... I also can't believe she got the job hahhaha
Notification ganggg, 1st one here💖!!
"Customer your card is declining what to gonna happen now"😂😂😂
TrikhiBabey! 🤣🤣🤣⚰️⚰️
Snitches get bruises... Loool 🤣😂😂, you just killed me
U need to be the first south African youtuber to hit a million subs
Manager: For instance the card declines
Tricky: Yo
😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣
My attitude depends on the time of the day 😂
No word describing crazily hilarious humour does this justice
Ily
This video made my entire 2019 already 😂😂
😂😂🤣love you Sizwe
the way he holds the bag in aunty at the end has me on the floor 🤣😂
snitches get bruises 👐🏾🤣😂😂wow
Customer machine: Next customer please.
Lasizwe: *EEYY NEXT CUSTOMER NOW. HURRY WE DON'T HAVE ALL DAY*
It's none of ma business😂😂😂😂😂😂nxt plz😂😂😂😂...u myt stay in th line forever n ever amen, wooah😂😂😂
I literally feel like I'm standing in the line right now 😂😂😂
Oh my lungs. Can't stop laughing. Noma is killing us 😂😂😂😂😋😋😋😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Your card is declining...What to can happen?😆😅
"If there some stealing in the shop wdy" its non of business 🤣🤣🤣 i felt that
0:55 Truest in the world😂😂😂😂😂❤️❤️❤️❤️THIS VIDEO IS LIFE
LIKE LIKE LIKE YOUR VIDEOS!! You are so spot on. Cannot wait for for new ones to be posted.
My favourite RUclips channel 😂😂😂
“Customer your card is declining, what must to can happen now.” I’m so done💀😂
"Vocal cordings"😂😂😂😂
I'm literally in tears 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣as for declining... prudence .. Martha 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I don't enter anywhere 😂😂
I love lasizwe sm❤️
"I say Prudance!!!!! , yaDecline, it's declining!! "😂😂😂😂😂😂
"a zero attitude"😂😂😂😂
Am Liberian but I love south African tongue ....it be honest sometimes I practice .....and I LOVE ALL YOUR VIDEOS AND ACT 💕💕💕