Halloween. Trick or treat. Lady answers the door, little boy standing there in costume says "twick ah tweet"! Lady says "oh, what are you?". Little boy says "I'm a piwatt" Lady says "Where are your buccaneers"? He says "Under me bucking hat". Sorry. Thanks Karl
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his pants. The bartender asks "What's with the steering wheel?" The pirate says "Arrr it's driving me nuts."
I'd love to see a video on the Roman general, Lucius Aemilius Paulus Macedonicus, the general from the Roman Republic who ended the Antigonid Macedon dynasty and neutralized the Molossian Epirote dynasty!
Would this be the place to request a video of the 43 Polish mailmen who kept the German Army at bay for the first battle of WWII? Nice work, Karl and the entire Biographics crew!
@@Biographics It is. Ultimately the German Army killed them all, but after the initial retreat, and they'd taken the whole country. One Polish military advisor to train them, 43 mailmen who had various weapons and one machine gun. The whole of the initial German Army contingent.
A pirate walked into a bar holding a steering wheel at his waist Bartender asks him "what's the wheel for" Pirate says "idk but it's driving me nuts" 😂😂😂 (My uncle always gets the punchline wrong and says steering me balls which I personally think is funnier 😂)
In 2020, a statue of Bonny and Read was unveiled at Exection Dock in Wapping, London. It was originally planned for the statues to be permanently placed on Burgh Island in south Devon, but these plans were withdrawn after complaints of glamorizing priracy, and because Bonny and Read have no association with the island. The statues were eventually accepted by Lewes F.C.
Pirate Joke: A man walks into a pirate bar and demands, “Where are all of your buccaneers?” The bartender responds “On each side of my buccin’ head!” (Ba-dum-dum)
I love how they always make anne Bonny look like a hot redhead model. There was a reason why she could pass as a man. Because she looked like one. She looked more like carrot top than Emma stone
"Karl with a K, and Small...with a Wood. Yep, very funny...let's move on," 🤣I Love this guy! 🤣 A Pirate Captain is at a bar relating all his wounds to some awestruck young pirates - Sticking out his wooden leg he says, "got that from a Frenchie's Cannonball, but I done sunk him!" Pointing to his missing ear, "That was a Spaniard's sword BUT I run him thru the very next second." Holding up his hook hand he says, "Now THAT were a shark off the antilles, BUT I got his hide as rain poncho now!." He turns back to the bar but one of the young pirates asks, "But Captain, what's the story of your missing eye?" the Captain says, "I looked up in the sky and a blasted seagull pooped in it." The young pirate is confused, "How did THAT cost you an eye?" The Captain growls, "TWAS ME FIRST DAY WITH THE HOOK!!!"
There is a restaurant in Savannah, Georgia that was around and operational during the pirate era and they found a Shanghai tunnel during a renovation. Cool stuff. Also, as a person with the fun and memorable name "Redwine," I pity you Mr. Smallwood. :(
I thought I was familiar with Anne Bonny’s story. I remember her and Mary Reed being the only two sober/willing to fight when they were boarded, and that they had been boarded after a night of raucous drinking so there really wasn’t much in the way of cannons and fighting. Am I thinking of a different pirate? That, and something about Calico Jack being married and wanting out of the pirate life but she brought him back in?
“A Pirate walked into a bar, with a steering wheel sticking out of his crotch. He walks up to the bar where the bartender asked, “Hey, what’s with the steering wheel?” To which the Pirate said: “(arghhh) It’s driving me nuts.”
Anne bonny is only infamous in the west, the most infamous female pirate was undoubtedly Zheng Yi Sao (not her actual name, just the one she was mostly known by). Anne bonny was just a female pirate, not even a captain, all her successes are someone elses.
Thats also my favorite pirate joke! I always say it in a pirate voice, and if they happen to know/guess the C punchline, i counter with they dont have one they're illiterate
They are deliberately using shitty graphics to distract comment focus away from the lack of only thing of particular or especially unique value on this otherwise n+1 biographical channel now in all ways inferior to 'the peoples profile' youtube biography channel: Simon
SAG and WGA: We just finished our historical fight with the powers that be highlighting the potential abuse of AI. We’re proud to have shone a light on this issue! Biographics: Fuck that have it make pirates for us lol
WOW! The AI art is very off-putting; so fake feeling. Bad call using it. What's next Chatgpt writing the scripts, an AI model as the new host of the channel. A very slippery slope this path leads to.
I honestly dont mind the images karl. They always look good and your narrative is always engaging! Keep up the good work! Please do henry VII. The first Tudor
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Love your content! This video was amazing❤❤❤❤❤
What happened to Simon 😢
Thanks to Assassin's Creed Black Flag, i was introduced to her. She was Badass!
In a world without Gold, we could have been heroes. Such a good game.
Sly Cooper for me I didn’t realize Henriette one eye was based of her
Black Sails was one of the best shows ever and have all of these rogues in the story with a fair amount of truth.
I wish I could erase my memory so I could watch Black Sails for the first time again!
I'm watching it over right now started last night.
Black Sails is so great
Halloween. Trick or treat. Lady answers the door, little boy standing there in costume says "twick ah tweet"! Lady says "oh, what are you?". Little boy says "I'm a piwatt" Lady says "Where are your buccaneers"? He says "Under me bucking hat". Sorry. Thanks Karl
Thanks Karl. Did you hear about that new pirate movie? Kids can't see it, it's rated Arrrh!
As a one piece fan, I couldn't stop myself from checking this out
Especially with recent chapters
Same
There also present in the fate series
Simon is in a dungeon under Karl’s house.
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his pants. The bartender asks "What's with the steering wheel?" The pirate says "Arrr it's driving me nuts."
This was going to be the one I would have posted but you got to it first.🤣
That Smallwood joke was a mad ting🤣💀....
subscribed just bc of that fr🤣🤣
@@hamedkaouri7355 xd😂
Why do pirates make great singers?
Because they hit the high seas!
Why did Captain Hook cross the road...
To get to the Second Hand Store!!!!!!!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Funniest intro to date! 😂 "that's a small, with a wood" 😂
The smallwood joke was perfect😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The pirate jokes in this one made it even better … good job Karl
Please do Grainne Mhaol, the Queen of the Pirates next!
Also known as Grace O'Malley or Granuaile
Love the video. I love the imagery and script. 😂 Well done
I'd love to see a video on the Roman general, Lucius Aemilius Paulus Macedonicus, the general from the Roman Republic who ended the Antigonid Macedon dynasty and neutralized the Molossian Epirote dynasty!
Isn't it about time the PTB dropped the "interim" and just give you the job???
Would this be the place to request a video of the 43 Polish mailmen who kept the German Army at bay for the first battle of WWII?
Nice work, Karl and the entire Biographics crew!
That sounds really interesting!
@@Biographics It is. Ultimately the German Army killed them all, but after the initial retreat, and they'd taken the whole country. One Polish military advisor to train them, 43 mailmen who had various weapons and one machine gun. The whole of the initial German Army contingent.
They made a documentary about Anne Bonnie, Mary Read and Jack.
Good film. Called Pirates 2, Stagnetti's Revenge.
Really solid work! (I just wish there weren't AI depictions in this video.)
A pirate walked into a bar holding a steering wheel at his waist
Bartender asks him "what's the wheel for"
Pirate says "idk but it's driving me nuts" 😂😂😂
(My uncle always gets the punchline wrong and says steering me balls which I personally think is funnier 😂)
Who is a pirates favorite non-violent felon?
MARRRRRRtha Stewart.
I’m a fan of the dad jokes Karl!😂 good work as always!
I grew up in Cape Breton Nova Scotia. Used to drink Anne Bonny dark rum. Pretty powerful stuff back in the day.
Thanks for the video it was good
As someone who is from South Carolina we studied about this and the saying is her dad brought her back to Charleston.
"Fortune doesn't favor fools"
- Anne Bonny
Naa thats MF
"Most infamous" if you ignore Zheng Yi Sao.
For real. Zheng Yi Sao was real deal.
Legend has it she ruled rh northern western Atlantic
In 2020, a statue of Bonny and Read was unveiled at Exection Dock in Wapping, London. It was originally planned for the statues to be permanently placed on Burgh Island in south Devon, but these plans were withdrawn after complaints of glamorizing priracy, and because Bonny and Read have no association with the island. The statues were eventually accepted by Lewes F.C.
Come on, Karl. It's my favourite joke. Put some flair in it. "Aye, the R be a fine letter indeed! But a pirate's true love be the C!"
Disney just got an idea for who to feature in the next “Pirates” movie 😂 - kidding aside, great video!
I don't see downside in that. At least then no one could complain that they would had invented woman pirate for the movie.
Nah that would be too smart for Modern Disney these days
That Wiglett on the shelf really threw me for a loop at first
Pirate Joke: A man walks into a pirate bar and demands, “Where are all of your buccaneers?” The bartender responds “On each side of my buccin’ head!” (Ba-dum-dum)
I love how they always make anne Bonny look like a hot redhead model. There was a reason why she could pass as a man. Because she looked like one. She looked more like carrot top than Emma stone
Love your content karl! Please do charles XIV of sweden! The french marshal who became king
Thank you.
"Karl with a K, and Small...with a Wood. Yep, very funny...let's move on," 🤣I Love this guy! 🤣
A Pirate Captain is at a bar relating all his wounds to some awestruck young pirates -
Sticking out his wooden leg he says, "got that from a Frenchie's Cannonball, but I done sunk him!"
Pointing to his missing ear, "That was a Spaniard's sword BUT I run him thru the very next second."
Holding up his hook hand he says, "Now THAT were a shark off the antilles, BUT I got his hide as rain poncho now!."
He turns back to the bar but one of the young pirates asks,
"But Captain, what's the story of your missing eye?"
the Captain says, "I looked up in the sky and a blasted seagull pooped in it."
The young pirate is confused, "How did THAT cost you an eye?"
The Captain growls, "TWAS ME FIRST DAY WITH THE HOOK!!!"
There is a restaurant in Savannah, Georgia that was around and operational during the pirate era and they found a Shanghai tunnel during a renovation. Cool stuff. Also, as a person with the fun and memorable name "Redwine," I pity you Mr. Smallwood. :(
That's also where Captain Flint of the treasure island fame ended his days, according to the book.
This is great, I have a friend that is related to Calico Jack
I wasn't a fan when you replaced Simon on this show...BUT those pirate jokes and your persona are soo entertaining 😊 keep em coming
I thought I was familiar with Anne Bonny’s story. I remember her and Mary Reed being the only two sober/willing to fight when they were boarded, and that they had been boarded after a night of raucous drinking so there really wasn’t much in the way of cannons and fighting. Am I thinking of a different pirate?
That, and something about Calico Jack being married and wanting out of the pirate life but she brought him back in?
Where is Simon I’m just really curious
What kinda socks do pirates wear?
A: arrrrgyles.
I think a biographics vid about Michael collins would be fantastic
“A Pirate walked into a bar, with a steering wheel sticking out of his crotch. He walks up to the bar where the bartender asked, “Hey, what’s with the steering wheel?”
To which the Pirate said: “(arghhh) It’s driving me nuts.”
What do you call a pirate missing an eye? A prate.
Ok that one actually made me giggle instead of just smiling. You are granted dad joke of the day 🥇
@@bunyipdragon9499 Guilty as charged, and I'll take it. Thanks!
Your last name may be kinda funny but just imagine what I was thinking only listening to your videos and hearing Smallwart for months :D
Thanks For the clarification! Thought she was anne bonne!😊😊😊
I couldn't even finish this. The continual mispronunciation of Calico absolutely set my teeth on edge. Simon come back!!!
LMAO because Simon has never, ever, in the history of all his videos pronounced something wrong. Jog on.
It's pronounced CAL-ico Jack, not ca-LI-co Jack.
Anne kind of reminds me of Queen Teuta, known as "The Pirate Queen!" A Illyrian Queen from the Ancient World!!! 🛡️🗡️
Mr. Smallwood, I'm an ET. My name is Evelyn Todd. I was in college when the movie came out. You can imagine the jokes I endured.
A female pirate you missed out your list is Grainne Mhaol (Grace O'Malley) the Irish pirate queen.
Karl is correct: Simon is more aerodynamic.
Anne bonny is only infamous in the west, the most infamous female pirate was undoubtedly Zheng Yi Sao (not her actual name, just the one she was mostly known by). Anne bonny was just a female pirate, not even a captain, all her successes are someone elses.
For real. Zheng Yi Sao was real deal.
What does a pirate do when he's had too much to drink?
He barrrrrrfs!
Karl has earned to be the permanent host of Biographics. No need for him to keep mentioning “interim”. He’s the host and I’m ok with the AI images.
What's a pirates favorite restaurant? Aaaaaarby's
Yarrr, they have the meats!
You're amazing karl! Keep up the good work! Suggestion: Athelstan the Glorious. The first king of England
Thats also my favorite pirate joke! I always say it in a pirate voice, and if they happen to know/guess the C punchline, i counter with they dont have one they're illiterate
Jewelry Bonney 😭
Nah, another response for "what's a pirate's favorite letter" would be "nobody knows, most were illiterate"
Wait, is Simon the "aerodynamic colleague"? 😂😂
They are deliberately using shitty graphics to distract comment focus away from the lack of only thing of particular or especially unique value on this otherwise n+1 biographical channel now in all ways inferior to 'the peoples profile' youtube biography channel: Simon
Can you stop using AI generated covers it actually ruins the channel
Something I'm looking to address with the production team, because I'm not a fan of them.
@@Biographicsgood to hear
Why does it ruin the channel? I don't see anything wrong with it. Unless I'm missing something
No it don't y'all just overreacting
Whomp whomp
Zheng Yi Sao would like a word
For real. Zheng Yi Sao was real deal.
Where's Simon, I really like his style but you're pretty cool too Karl! Nice arm art
SAG and WGA: We just finished our historical fight with the powers that be highlighting the potential abuse of AI. We’re proud to have shone a light on this issue!
Biographics: Fuck that have it make pirates for us lol
I'm a big fan of this pirate.
Smallwood hehe ...i couldn't resist im an infant 🤣🤣
Did you ever do a video on the most successful pirate? Cheng I Sao.
I recommend the Sundance rejects video on "the gentlemen pirate"
WOW! The AI art is very off-putting; so fake feeling. Bad call using it. What's next Chatgpt writing the scripts, an AI model as the new host of the channel.
A very slippery slope this path leads to.
I do enjoy the bad/dad jokes here
0:52 Saw what you did there. This video is not rated “argh”. Get it?
Where is the other guy?
Hey Karl, if you were a pirate, you'd be known as Captain Smallwood ha!
Smallwood sounds like a pirate nickname.
Where'd Simon go?
Have you heard about the new pirate movie? It is going to be rated ARRRRRRR!!
Calico Jack is spelled like the cloth?
Where is Simon? 😢
Nothing against this guy but i miss simons voice. Very comforting
God black sails was fire
Pretty cool
Her & Guybrush founded a pirate colony
She is 1 of the servants from the fate series.
Wait a minute, I usually watch the old one, what happened to Simon??
Comment for the algorithm 👍
Why couldn’t the pirate see the movie because it was rated R
I honestly dont mind the images karl. They always look good and your narrative is always engaging! Keep up the good work! Please do henry VII. The first Tudor
I thought pirates preferred X because it marks the spot.
@3:20 this reminds me of the story of arab poet farazdaq and his wife, actually it's almost identical
I think that white cactus in the bottom rh corner needs some water
So what happened to the baby she had on the island? Did the one survive while she was in jail? She had 2 children, right?
What’s a Buccaneer?
Too much to pay for corn 😁
Come back Simon all is forgiven!