The True Story Of A Pirate Queen

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  • Опубликовано: 29 янв 2025

Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @millardnullings4688
    @millardnullings4688 5 лет назад +7066

    "sometimes ya gotta stab people" radiates big ricky goldsworth energy

    • @ForeverMe543
      @ForeverMe543 5 лет назад +7

      Who is Ricky goldsworth?

    • @mollybennett3291
      @mollybennett3291 5 лет назад +57

      ForeverMe543 *see buzzfeed unsolved for more information on Ricky Goldsworth

    • @ForeverMe543
      @ForeverMe543 5 лет назад +4

      Molly Bennett why can't you just say? You took the time to type that.

    • @mollybennett3291
      @mollybennett3291 5 лет назад +18

      ForeverMe543 evacuee I have no idea what episode it is, I only know it was one of them. Maybe one of the mob episodes? I think it also might be mentioned in the room 249 (or whatever number) episode. Not sure.

    • @ange8295
      @ange8295 5 лет назад +53

      ForeverMe543 kind of an alternate persona of Ryan. An evil one, like demon Shane. Just snaps at people out of the blue. ‘Stop questioning me!’, ‘What’s the fucking hold up?! I come to check into a hotel, and you give a god damn inquisition?!’ Just not the typical Ryan.

  • @olive6634
    @olive6634 6 лет назад +4656

    *as she sits with her eight children*
    “Gather round kids and let me tell ye a story of the sea”

    • @wannabegaymer
      @wannabegaymer 5 лет назад +73

      Strawberry Alarm Clock I bet her husband and father forbade her from telling their children of her days on the seas

    • @ThomasJefferson-xc8wg
      @ThomasJefferson-xc8wg 5 лет назад +63

      "Lil Eye Jack, listen to ye mom about the seas."

    • @tayloranderson7547
      @tayloranderson7547 5 лет назад +12

      As she sits with her eight children gather round kids and let me tell ye a stroy of the Sea

    • @fred_______
      @fred_______ 4 года назад +59

      *lemme tell you about how my girlfriend and I crossdressed and murdered a bunch of people with our pirate crew*

    • @ovaraspeonies4069
      @ovaraspeonies4069 4 года назад +17

      Darrian Elliott I doubt a guy who married an ex pirate would be so stuck up

  • @stressedpeach7749
    @stressedpeach7749 6 лет назад +4278

    We love a queen with just one earring and a decently sized head

  • @emmaduncan2991
    @emmaduncan2991 6 лет назад +4829

    Anne also nearly beat a man to death with a chair, after he got a little too "grabby" in a tavern, he was hospitalized for a couple of weeks!

    • @knee3474
      @knee3474 5 лет назад +219

      I C O N

    • @erinathewolf3686
      @erinathewolf3686 5 лет назад +101

      badass

    • @cannedpeaches843
      @cannedpeaches843 4 года назад +66

      emma duncan god every time i hear stories of her i love her even more

    • @HandlingItAll
      @HandlingItAll 4 года назад +4

      Makes the femicunts wet in their BVDs...

    • @procrastinatingx2786
      @procrastinatingx2786 4 года назад +18

      how do you beat someone to DEATH yet they were just hospitalized for a couple of weeks?

  • @dabeastfromdaweast9788
    @dabeastfromdaweast9788 5 лет назад +7651

    "she is a true icon, not only did she lie, cheat, steal and kill... she had a happy ending."
    Preach sister lmao

    • @GodisGreatest762
      @GodisGreatest762 5 лет назад +7

      That's supposed to be an icon

    • @finchwaddledog5026
      @finchwaddledog5026 5 лет назад +33

      And women out here wondering why they can’t find a good man.

    • @redacted2225
      @redacted2225 5 лет назад +3

      Da Beast From Da Weast and leave a baby in Cuba

    • @charleszenhausern7502
      @charleszenhausern7502 5 лет назад +22

      Da Beast From Da Weast wait but if a man did that, they’d hate him 🤔

    • @redacted2225
      @redacted2225 5 лет назад +8

      Charles Zenhausern THANK. YOU.

  • @lacrimosa5213
    @lacrimosa5213 7 лет назад +2176

    lmaoooOOO "he has a plus size head its not his fault"

  • @kuraikonguyen9303
    @kuraikonguyen9303 6 лет назад +9202

    Another Pirate Queen is Ching Shih, also known as probably one of the most successful pirate in history.
    She was a Chinese prostitute who married Zheng Yi, a very successful pirate. After he died, she took his place as Pirate Lord, a role she took very seriously. She was a strict leader and placed laws for the pirates under her command, such as the crime of raping women being punishable by death. Ching Shih commanded over 800,000 sailors and 400 junks - a fleet bigger than most countries' navies. When the Chinese government realized that it was near impossible to defeat her, they offered her (and I believe her crew as well) full amnesty, which she agreed to, and she got to keep her loot. In retirement, she opened up a brothel and gambling house.

    • @e.m4274
      @e.m4274 6 лет назад +316

      That is absolutely amazing lmaooo

    • @GamerGrovyle
      @GamerGrovyle 6 лет назад +197

      Kuraiko Nguyen That feels like a heavy downgrade? Going from Pirate Empress to Brothel owner.

    • @RogueVideoRaven
      @RogueVideoRaven 6 лет назад +551

      Banana Cat Yeah but she was such a great threat the government had to beg her to retire peacefully and one of the few to end their pirate career not to surrendering/dying

    • @kuraikonguyen9303
      @kuraikonguyen9303 6 лет назад +523

      @@GamerGrovyle Ching Shih was what the government called a problem and a hindrance lol. Her piracy was a huge thorn in the Chinese government's side. It was to the point that the Chinese imperial govt worked with both the British and Portuguese navies to at least corner her. They did, but she came out fairly unscathed. But the thing is, this incident made Ching Shih realize that she can't be a pirate lord forever - sooner or later, she'll either be killed or captured, likely by the hands of the navy. So she planned one last fatal raid and basically coerced the navies to her conditions, and the Chinese imperial govt begged her to just stop raiding and pirating. It's also considered a win, in way, because she was one of the few notable pirates who 1) built up her own legacy 2) kept her wealth from both her piracy days and brothel/gambling houses 3) and lived all the way up to the old age (at least by those times) of 69. Ching Shih lived and died a very wealthy and successful woman.

    • @Cobalt360Degrees
      @Cobalt360Degrees 6 лет назад +287

      @@GamerGrovyle For a pirate? Living to retirement is the biggest of upgrades.

  • @kartermeijer6813
    @kartermeijer6813 5 лет назад +2120

    16:55 FUN FACT
    Pirates loved theater. During downtime, they preform shows on board and everyone played a role at least once. A favourite thing was a fake trial with judge, jury, attorney, the whole deal.
    The crime?
    Piracy.

    • @rapunzabelle
      @rapunzabelle 4 года назад +161

      Is that why they get so excited about seeing spongebob in the theater?

    • @larrybird8536
      @larrybird8536 4 года назад +24

      Rapunzabelle Lol underrated

    • @starringvincentprice
      @starringvincentprice 4 года назад +78

      Now I’m just imagining a pirate crew full of theater kids and the captain is the flamboyant drama teacher

    • @imnotgoodwithnames4101
      @imnotgoodwithnames4101 4 года назад +18

      @@starringvincentprice Thank you for giving me this image!

    • @Teudlanif
      @Teudlanif 4 года назад +1

      Nice

  • @baileyphillips992
    @baileyphillips992 6 лет назад +2276

    I think they disguised her as a boy because they were trying to say she was his apprentice, which was really only something boys were permitted to be.

    • @Evie-Snel
      @Evie-Snel 5 лет назад +65

      Jup and girls where not allowed to travel without a maid or a sheperon.

    • @blugaledoh2669
      @blugaledoh2669 5 лет назад +1

      @@Evie-Snel parents?

    • @Evie-Snel
      @Evie-Snel 5 лет назад +16

      @@blugaledoh2669 if the parents where there a sheperon would not be necessary but in this case the "parents" of the "boy" where not with him

    • @tomemeornottomeme1864
      @tomemeornottomeme1864 4 года назад +5

      @@Evie-Snel Yes, girls usually traveled with their governess.

    • @heyryanisonx3141
      @heyryanisonx3141 4 года назад +5

      That's what I thought, but they could also just have said that her parents died and they were fostering her

  • @paramnesiagirl6980
    @paramnesiagirl6980 7 лет назад +11397

    Oh buzzfeed, you didn't even mention the fact that both women were rumoured to open their shirts to expose their chests to some before they killed them so that they'll know that they've been killed by women

    • @Dkclyrd
      @Dkclyrd 7 лет назад +676

      That’s amazing and just made my month

    • @wangkong905
      @wangkong905 7 лет назад +346

      Well, damn.

    • @dontknow5537
      @dontknow5537 7 лет назад +242

      That's ducking amazing

    • @sneezu
      @sneezu 7 лет назад +600

      imagine the confusion and humiliation right before they die lmao

    • @sabinacovrk4000
      @sabinacovrk4000 7 лет назад +276

      I thought they exposed one boob to distract men as they faught them

  • @yolandavizitiu1655
    @yolandavizitiu1655 7 лет назад +2723

    my two favourite buzzfeed shows: unsolved and ruining history

    • @dwuddle
      @dwuddle 7 лет назад +42

      Yolanda Vizitiu it’s just because Shane and Ryan amiright 😂

    • @dreamyskieye
      @dreamyskieye 7 лет назад +16

      don't forget the try guys !!!!

    • @midbizzy
      @midbizzy 7 лет назад +7

      Natalie I don’t think she likes the try guys

    • @wsofea
      @wsofea 7 лет назад

      Omg tru tru.

    • @michellelin7079
      @michellelin7079 7 лет назад +1

      worth it?

  • @charlesholcombe9433
    @charlesholcombe9433 5 лет назад +2913

    Ryan: "She brought lime wedges instead of lemon wedges."
    Sara: "And that's unacceptable."

  • @VikiShoo74
    @VikiShoo74 7 лет назад +3023

    Not to be salty, but the true pirate queen is Ching Shih who was so badass, the Chinese government had to beg her to retire and in exchange for it they had grant her amnesty AND let her keep all her money.

    • @scp--297
      @scp--297 6 лет назад +199

      Victoria Foo
      Awesome!
      I want them to do this story.

    • @celiam.4940
      @celiam.4940 6 лет назад +285

      They can be several though. It's not like we're hurting knowing about more than 1 woman

    • @fan9775
      @fan9775 6 лет назад +11

      Neko Sun ExtraCredits already did.

    • @damnmuggle
      @damnmuggle 6 лет назад +7

      Victoria Foo like they were suppose to know

    • @ccody-long6915
      @ccody-long6915 6 лет назад +99

      Another Pirate Queen was Grace O'Malley, an Irish Swashbuckler often referred to as the "pirate queen".

  • @nai.nine.
    @nai.nine. 6 лет назад +4757

    i've heard about two female pirates that were romantically involved but i don't know if it was anne and mary
    ON THE OTHER HAND i remember about some female pirates who dressed up as men BUT tore their shirts open just before killing someone, showing their breasts, just to let them know they were being killed by a lady

    • @toucan1919
      @toucan1919 6 лет назад +199

      i like the sound of that

    • @lillianle8022
      @lillianle8022 6 лет назад +87

      Das wild

    • @krissym4011
      @krissym4011 6 лет назад +370

      I have the feeling that some might have liked the fact that the last thing they see before dying is boobs

    • @canarysyd
      @canarysyd 6 лет назад +107

      That’s some BDE right there

    • @isabellasilvera9200
      @isabellasilvera9200 6 лет назад +2

      syn vengenz 👌🏻

  • @dr.s.choudhury8089
    @dr.s.choudhury8089 6 лет назад +826

    "If you had fought like a man you need not have been hanged like a dog!"
    Damn!!!! 😂😂😂

    • @rokubinosukanku
      @rokubinosukanku 6 лет назад +14

      @Wilsol Alzate, that's not the point, she didnt say "if you had fought, you'll (we'll) live" she said "if you had fought, your (our) death would not be full degradation"
      Better die fighting than die as attraction..

  • @sleepysmartboy6287
    @sleepysmartboy6287 4 года назад +3286

    Shane is that one history teacher who you either have a crush on or see as a wacky uncle

  • @dominicaccardo8050
    @dominicaccardo8050 6 лет назад +1879

    “Orgies that lasted days on end”
    Now that’s some stamina

    • @justanotherclaud
      @justanotherclaud 4 года назад +41

      People just gotta do it in shifts

    • @rubydarling7564
      @rubydarling7564 4 года назад +11

      That doesnt even sound fun honestly
      Also it probably wasn't the same people for days on end, there were probably people coming and going at random intervals

    • @user-qx2kb9jl4y
      @user-qx2kb9jl4y 4 года назад +9

      So it was just gay sex 24/7 since female pirates were rare?

    • @EternalVirgin
      @EternalVirgin 3 года назад +2

      @@user-qx2kb9jl4y taverns have a lot of women. That's why pirates frequent them.

  • @creativity_counts_today343
    @creativity_counts_today343 6 лет назад +570

    I love Shane’s “librarian who slept through her alarm” look.

  • @lisapoole1219
    @lisapoole1219 6 лет назад +1936

    So her dad married the maid while he was still married, but he got mad at her for marrying some broke dude? Ugh. Dads man!

    • @daishadominiikcampos4063
      @daishadominiikcampos4063 6 лет назад +37

      I'm pretty sure the dad never told her about how he was married and was fucking her mom at the same time.

    • @rockbeauty3439
      @rockbeauty3439 5 лет назад +44

      @@daishadominiikcampos4063 still hypocritical.

    • @wannabegaymer
      @wannabegaymer 5 лет назад

      lisa poole ikr

    • @ForeverMe543
      @ForeverMe543 5 лет назад

      lisa poole *men
      Men not dads lol

    • @jessikah4897
      @jessikah4897 4 года назад +1

      I think it was more that he didnt want to take care of her. Her dad had all of his money. Anne, the daughter, would have needed a man to 'take care of her'

  • @PoopSquares
    @PoopSquares 6 лет назад +1155

    "The Hemsworth boys, the good ones not the one they made by accident." WHY ISNT ANYBODY TALKING ABOUT THIS I AM CRACKING UP!!

    • @mayfriend2959
      @mayfriend2959 5 лет назад +28

      Best part is Luke Hemsworth is the oldest

    • @parkchimmin7913
      @parkchimmin7913 5 лет назад +1

      Wait, what happened? (I guess I’ve been living under a rock?)

    • @user-hx9cc1qh3h
      @user-hx9cc1qh3h 5 лет назад

      @403 Forbidden Me neither lol

    • @catoboman7817
      @catoboman7817 5 лет назад +6

      @403 Forbidden Chris and Luke Hemsworth have brothers

    • @Nemisionn
      @Nemisionn 4 года назад +2

      @@mayfriend2959 a prototype

  • @Emma-po1zx
    @Emma-po1zx 6 лет назад +5650

    I am legit begging y'all to bring back ruining history

  • @Katie-mw7pd
    @Katie-mw7pd 7 лет назад +226

    “(Pirates are) kinda like... not great for the community”
    Lmao I love this girl.

  • @IndianaJonas96
    @IndianaJonas96 6 лет назад +622

    "SQUALLY SQUOO!"
    "I think if i was born in this time i would just walk into the sea."
    d y i n g

  • @arysscrepe6994
    @arysscrepe6994 4 года назад +400

    I'm picturing a full on anime plot right now with Anne's child who was left in Cuba, growing up to be a social, unruly and twisted child and finding out that his mother is a Queen of the sea and then he becomes a pirate to take his mother's seat... or something like that..
    Oh and Shane looks like a negotiating type of pirate with that earing... it's cool

    • @maggie5990
      @maggie5990 4 года назад +21

      Anne's Bizarre Adventure

    • @dyxtopia6775
      @dyxtopia6775 4 года назад +13

      *Anne's Piece*

    • @chloehall4922
      @chloehall4922 3 года назад

      I’ve heard that the child she had in Cuba passed away? I’m not sure

    • @sleepishbread
      @sleepishbread 2 года назад +1

      Ace from One Piece right there

    • @HenryLouis21
      @HenryLouis21 9 месяцев назад

      @@chloehall4922nothing is really known about what happened to the child. For all we know the child might’ve not survived child birth, but it would be dope if we had a story about her child growing up to be a pirate himself.

  • @kaurleen6255
    @kaurleen6255 7 лет назад +1599

    not to be dramatic or anything, but joyce's commentary was the best thing i've ever heard

    • @shelbymoore6956
      @shelbymoore6956 7 лет назад +27

      the hot, fat woman who does the spanish accent videos

    • @CaseyXCarnage
      @CaseyXCarnage 3 года назад +2

      Have y'all seen her on puppet history she's hilarious

  • @adaumisasmr6620
    @adaumisasmr6620 7 лет назад +508

    "Did they murder and steal , yes, but they did it as a family" One Piece in a nutshell. lol

    • @Moonlight-op4qo
      @Moonlight-op4qo 6 лет назад +3

      Luis A OMG I'm dying 😂😂😂

    • @nxLy3
      @nxLy3 6 лет назад

      LMFAOOOO i was thinking that the whole entire time

  • @BlogManiac64
    @BlogManiac64 7 лет назад +4168

    i like how everyone‘s so into it and ryan is just uncomfortable 😂😂😭

  • @beeleg
    @beeleg 5 лет назад +1994

    They say she was hot tempered and ran wild but think of the time period. If a woman spoke before being spoken to she was considered out of line. If a woman had any other goal in life than becoming a mother she was judged. She was probably just a modern woman ahead of her time, and didn’t want to be oppressed or have her life dictated by a man. It’s also of value to take into account that all these anecdotes were from that era, so obviously she would be made out to sound crazy.

    • @odette8270
      @odette8270 5 лет назад +92

      Jenna Sanchez WE GOTTA PUT OUR HISTORY GOGGLES ON

    • @beeleg
      @beeleg 5 лет назад +14

      Destinee Palazzolo hell👏🏼yeah👏🏼

    • @jinxdoonan961
      @jinxdoonan961 4 года назад +72

      Ah yes, the sexism of the past. Now it's totally acceptable for me to stab someone who is rude to me!

    • @weebtrashune8979
      @weebtrashune8979 4 года назад +82

      everyone: noooo you can't just stab someone for a annoying you!
      anne bonny: haha knife go stabby stabby

    • @beeleg
      @beeleg 4 года назад +58

      FLIPPIN WEEABOO yeet well I’m not justifying that, I think it’s just important to take into account how women were seen back then and that most of these anecdotes come from men of that time period. Stabbing isn’t a vibe but you don’t usually just stab someone when they’re being inconvenient, so there’s likely more to the story. Children at the time also weren’t really viewed as citizens, and she was a child when that happened so that also could have been blown out of proportion, or her side of the story wasn’t taken into account, just the maid’s (ie the adult).

  • @raine-time
    @raine-time 7 лет назад +814

    I love how both Shane and Ryan's buzzfeed series are so popular. Just gotta slap their faces in the thumbnail and bam, thousands of views.

    • @Rurusa11
      @Rurusa11 6 лет назад +9

      Is that a backhanded compliment lol

    • @tergeli5117
      @tergeli5117 6 лет назад +42

      their content is actually really good tho so i think it‘s well deserved

    • @linglingswallet5118
      @linglingswallet5118 6 лет назад +12

      Millions*

    • @raine-time
      @raine-time 6 лет назад +5

      Lilyyy Yyy, Lol yeah more like millions

    • @todochuu
      @todochuu 6 лет назад +10

      IT'S BECAUSE THEY'RE GOOD. (i'm kidding with the caps...)
      ruining history and unsolved are two of my most favourite series, just in general tbh

  • @elreydelmundo1343
    @elreydelmundo1343 7 лет назад +532

    Calico "Mr Steal Yo Girl" Jack really out there swaggin the seven seas in his fancy threads

    • @kidn00b1
      @kidn00b1 7 лет назад +18

      Calico "Mr Steal "if you fought like a man, you need not have been hang'd like a dog" Yo Girl" Jack

    • @elreydelmundo1343
      @elreydelmundo1343 7 лет назад +5

      Greer lol we all know fuckboys arent fighters.

  • @ruthli1386
    @ruthli1386 6 лет назад +938

    This is funny because many of history's greatest pirates were women. My two personal favorites: Cheng I Sao (Ching Shih), a Chinese pirate who controlled trade in Canton for a while, got super rich, backed the government into a corner, escaped all her pirating with no consequence and lived a full, happy life and Jeanne de Clisson (Lioness of Brittany), who revenge-killed a bunch of people for the unfair murder of her husband and terrorized the Normandy area, she also (I think) lived out her life happily.

    • @LannasMissingLink
      @LannasMissingLink 4 года назад +41

      Also another Irish pirate, Queen Maeve! I think she was from the North of Ireland and she was a fierce fighter! She's a much loved story

    • @sassbrat
      @sassbrat 2 года назад +10

      @@LannasMissingLink Grace O'Malley was also a Pirate Queen of Ireland who you really didn't want to mess with. She killed her own family if you betrayed her. And she met with Queen Elisabeth (The Tubor one) but refused to bow as she did not see her as her Queen.

    • @BrotherThanatos
      @BrotherThanatos 2 года назад +4

      Also Graine Mhoal (I forgot exactly how to spell it, gaeilge is a nightmare to learn😂), she had songs and everything written so when she returned from sea, the locals would sing for her return.
      You know your popular when you have a theme song dammit!

    • @sassbrat
      @sassbrat 2 года назад +3

      ​@@BrotherThanatos Graine Mhoal and Grace O'Malley are the same woman just one is her English name and the other is her Irish name

  • @ml677
    @ml677 5 лет назад +86

    Omfg that “yarr mommy” at the end really got me

  • @robertcook2097
    @robertcook2097 7 лет назад +760

    Squally-squoop.
    SQUALLY-SQUOOP
    *SQUALLY-SQUOOP*
    *S Q U A L L Y - S Q U O O P*

  • @janethgalicia9258
    @janethgalicia9258 6 лет назад +361

    An old money cross dressing bisexual pirate with 10 kids and anger issues who lived till the age of 84
    Love it. A true icon

  • @tdesha100
    @tdesha100 6 лет назад +562

    Anne Bonny and Ching Shih are the most AMAZING pirates ever and they are both badass ladies

    • @rockbeauty3439
      @rockbeauty3439 5 лет назад +12

      I agree! And Ching never was punished.

    • @gingerbv1343
      @gingerbv1343 5 лет назад +12

      don't forget mary read!

    • @nurlindafsihotang49
      @nurlindafsihotang49 5 лет назад +6

      Mrs Ching is essentially civilian admiral. 1st woman civillian sea admiral. Altough in ancient china..that was a big BIG NONO!

    • @englishatheart
      @englishatheart 4 года назад +3

      There were far more amazing pirates than them. Can we stop kissing women's asses just because they're women?

    • @Sophie_Ferris
      @Sophie_Ferris 4 года назад +13

      Christine C. Part of what makes them so amazing is that women were literally not allowed to be pirates. So it makes their stories even more exciting, since they faced danger on both sides.

  • @sakuraspring528
    @sakuraspring528 5 лет назад +93

    "thats okay, ruin my life" IVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

  • @NN-wl9el
    @NN-wl9el 7 лет назад +344

    "yarrr mommy" 😂😂😂😂

  • @Erikaahh_Mae
    @Erikaahh_Mae 7 лет назад +2132

    Ruining History & Unsolved are probably two of the best things buzzfeed has ever created.
    Also love this one especially since I knew some of this due to Assassin's Creed : Black Flag haha

    • @n00bie96
      @n00bie96 7 лет назад +12

      Erikaahh_Mae I knew I heard mary read somewhere! And when they were both pregnant

    • @imbornthiswaybaby12
      @imbornthiswaybaby12 7 лет назад

      Blag flag? 😂

    • @CristalcatXP
      @CristalcatXP 7 лет назад

      lol blag flag

    • @Erikaahh_Mae
      @Erikaahh_Mae 7 лет назад

      Tara Lacey lol my bad. I know I typed it correct but my phone always misspells it! I don't know why! It's the same with the word maybe, it always changes to Mayne... -_-

    • @lemonbleach6337
      @lemonbleach6337 7 лет назад +3

      I was waiting for an AC4 reference lol

  • @staysafe_eatcake6587
    @staysafe_eatcake6587 6 лет назад +194

    Shane with an earring was the highlight of my day

  • @wen_pow
    @wen_pow 4 года назад +2043

    May I point out that Shane is distractingly attractive with an earring

    • @tozmarauders4187
      @tozmarauders4187 4 года назад +58

      YES I've been looking for this comment

    • @eveyryder4164
      @eveyryder4164 4 года назад +100

      Honestly the “ohhhhh” from the girls had me dying 😂😂

    • @GreenRazzles
      @GreenRazzles 4 года назад +97

      Shane is always distractingly attractive

    • @wen_pow
      @wen_pow 4 года назад +41

      a.bee. Good point, have a nice day

    • @GreenRazzles
      @GreenRazzles 4 года назад +20

      @@wen_pow hahahaha, you too 😂

  • @sageboneless3572
    @sageboneless3572 7 лет назад +1317

    Why does Shane look like a wine mom with that earring

    • @ashleymoon4668
      @ashleymoon4668 7 лет назад +2

      Sage O'Connor oh myGOD Ur YoUTUbE faMoUs

    • @sageboneless3572
      @sageboneless3572 7 лет назад +9

      Dawson Walker yo, why you so pressed about what I look like, it ain’t that deep bro

    • @heyryanisonx3141
      @heyryanisonx3141 5 лет назад

      😂😂😂

  • @mialandau5034
    @mialandau5034 7 лет назад +1356

    There’s a theory that *sirens are the women who were thrown into the sea and are now seeking for revenge.*
    this is one of my favorite theories.

    • @kriki189
      @kriki189 7 лет назад +16

      Mia Landau It sounds plausible.

    • @LaBlaxicana333
      @LaBlaxicana333 7 лет назад +13

      That's cool and interesting

    • @alinavaysfligel7249
      @alinavaysfligel7249 7 лет назад +8

      ooo i like that! i didn't know about women being thrown overboard prior to this video, so that makes a lot of sense..

    • @EliteGameLeakers
      @EliteGameLeakers 7 лет назад +1

      That’s a complete lie¡¿
      They are vault hunters in borderlands series

    • @mialandau5034
      @mialandau5034 7 лет назад +25

      The original story of the sirens:
      The sirens were originally nymphs who were assigned to guard Persephone.
      When Persephone disappeared into the underworld(did you know, she wasn’t actually abducted? She just wandered into the underworld and decided to stay lol), Demeter gave them wings, some say as punishment in which they would have to search for her, and some say to aid them in retrieving her home.
      The sirens aren’t mermaids as many think, they’re actually birds with faces of beautiful women.
      They eventually gave up on the search and settled down on islands and rocks.
      Because they gave up, Demeter cursed them. The Sirens' song was a beautiful, yet sad melody, eternally calling for Persephone's return.
      The probable reason as to why they drown sailors is for revenge on what hades(who is actually the nice and not evil as often depicted), a man, did.

  • @inknosecat
    @inknosecat 6 лет назад +3361

    "Mary and Anne might have been romantically involved"
    Historians: Oh they were just good friends :)

    • @beautifullEternal
      @beautifullEternal 6 лет назад +189

      Starfruit Seed just gals being pals

    • @s.a.8548
      @s.a.8548 6 лет назад +54

      They were lol people just like to state they were romantically linked because they were crossdressers. It was more like trying to insult them because back than gays were used as insults I guess.

    • @fishfishfishfish8267
      @fishfishfishfish8267 6 лет назад +49

      20gayteen gen z kids: THEY WERE FLAMING GAYS

    • @TheyAreHere2
      @TheyAreHere2 6 лет назад +6

      @@s.a.8548 You are an ignorant person.

    • @s.a.8548
      @s.a.8548 6 лет назад +22

      @@TheyAreHere2 How am I ignorant if I just state facts from the past?

  • @Somethinglessreal
    @Somethinglessreal 3 года назад +41

    Joyce and Selorm are so delightful! Their energy fits perfectly with the chaotic energy of Shane and Ryan. Along with Sara’s sweetness - this is the perfect episode

  • @MajiggerRose
    @MajiggerRose 6 лет назад +403

    Selorm and Joyce are so sweet while Sara and Ryan are being relentless trolls. I love it.

    • @loretta5653
      @loretta5653 6 лет назад +4

      Like there’s teams or something 😂

  • @lisa-ew2fk
    @lisa-ew2fk 6 лет назад +407

    “ scwolly swoop! “ 😂

    • @Syndixal
      @Syndixal 6 лет назад

      *-SCWOLLY SWOOP-*

  • @frostedjosieos
    @frostedjosieos 6 лет назад +442

    "Hell yeah. Smoking's bad."

  • @pauesin5022
    @pauesin5022 5 лет назад +119

    "Yaar, Mommy!" 😂😂😂

  • @Rei-jm7eq
    @Rei-jm7eq 7 лет назад +148

    I love this series. Buzzfeed's longer series are actually really well-produced. I prefer this, "Unsolved," and "Try Guys" to "I tried these Instagram famous foods for 24 hours"

  • @downthispath6538
    @downthispath6538 7 лет назад +536

    This is my favorite series on Buzzfeed! I love how Shane narrates the story with a mix of seriousness and mischievousness. It really works and sets the tone of the video. I wish there'd be a more regular schedule of episodes but I also appreciate the quality of these few ones, far apart as they may be.

    • @jae1058
      @jae1058 7 лет назад +8

      It's every sunday now!

  • @andrewrobinson4019
    @andrewrobinson4019 5 лет назад +121

    A note on the mannequin, Selorm's comment on pirates being theater kids, and things -- I've heard/read that pirates, because of the vast amounts of down-time that they had, often wrote and preformed plays and/or musicals aboard their ships. :D

  • @liannangel2004
    @liannangel2004 7 лет назад +132

    The 5 of them should always do Ruining History together! I love this series, I just wished they were made more regularly!

  • @TheScatteredMemory
    @TheScatteredMemory 6 лет назад +3170

    You're forgetting about the bit where Anne was so obsessed with Mark (Mary) Read that Mary had to reveal herself as a woman so Anne would stop trying to get in her pants.... This apparently didn't work

    • @mariav3979
      @mariav3979 6 лет назад +554

      DustedLaces gay icon

    • @AbiWhitham
      @AbiWhitham 6 лет назад +553

      I love historical LGBT icons

    • @mariaarevalo1331
      @mariaarevalo1331 6 лет назад +289

      WE STAN

    • @annanissink9848
      @annanissink9848 6 лет назад +180

      DustedLaces we love some gayness

    • @owenjane754
      @owenjane754 6 лет назад +193

      I need a book about this, just lile a fictional lesbian pirate book nased off of the two badass women

  • @grav3yarddirt509
    @grav3yarddirt509 6 лет назад +414

    SHANE IS LOOKIN LIKE A QUEEN IN THAT EARING OMG, LIGIT HE NEEDS TO GET THEM PEIRCED

    • @spookys492
      @spookys492 5 лет назад +3

      he looks really good with it tho

  • @chocktaebolanca757
    @chocktaebolanca757 4 года назад +33

    “I think if I was born in this time I would just walk into the sea” LMAOOO

  • @RandomReanna
    @RandomReanna 6 лет назад +280

    "He has a plus size head" lolllll

  • @MeganLeigh1999
    @MeganLeigh1999 7 лет назад +302

    i vote for shane to keep the earring permanently

  • @BrianaCunningham
    @BrianaCunningham 6 лет назад +197

    "What you never stabbed a guy and threw him in the ocean? Grow up." I'm dead 🤣

  • @rubyrose1432
    @rubyrose1432 4 года назад +359

    "Redheads were considered bad luck"
    *sad* *ginger* *noises*

  • @ellismcg4754
    @ellismcg4754 6 лет назад +94

    "Yo what up I'm broke" - John Bonny
    Same.

  • @jenniferfaye441
    @jenniferfaye441 7 лет назад +40

    "I just went to church for 5 min."
    I can't stop laughing. I live for her commentary.

  • @ShoBort
    @ShoBort 7 лет назад +194

    I can't believe they left out her signature move. When she killed someone, she would expose her breast (or she fought with one breast exposed) so the dying man knew he was just slain by a woman.

  • @purramedicintraining2878
    @purramedicintraining2878 5 лет назад +27

    My favorite pirate was Jeanne de Clisson. She was a Frenchwoman in the 1300’s who sought revenge for her husband’s beheading. She had three ships, each painted black with red sails. Jeanne was infamous for leaving only one survivor alive after plundering a ship and telling him to take this message back “tell the king I am coming to kill him.”
    Also, about the whole dressing the girl as a boy thing, boys were easier to explain. Young boys were commonly apprenticed, so having a young boy hang around you, especially if it was a family member’s, wasn’t that uncommon in those circles.

  • @SirAsdf
    @SirAsdf 6 лет назад +4090

    So is this show ever gonna come back?

    • @ives6622
      @ives6622 6 лет назад +19

      Idk😭😭😭

    • @thebasicblonde2833
      @thebasicblonde2833 6 лет назад +21

      I really hope soooo 😪

    • @WhiffleWaffles
      @WhiffleWaffles 6 лет назад +136

      They better...I really like history and this show brings such a fun perspective with my favorite buzzfeed people.

    • @caram5222
      @caram5222 6 лет назад +20

      no since buzzefeed blue turned into a gameing channel they don't really have any home to go put it now

    • @Truecrimeresearcher224
      @Truecrimeresearcher224 5 лет назад +55

      @@caram5222 buzzfeed unsolved could host it since it has shane and ryan
      Or buzzfeeds main Channel

  • @victoriedits
    @victoriedits 7 лет назад +324

    *this group needs to be permanent to this series PLEASE ESPECIALLY JOYCE AND SARA*

  • @storiegrimm9464
    @storiegrimm9464 6 лет назад +825

    12:36
    Me, a witch: *hears a egg crack in the distance*
    Also me: Ope, that’s my call, gotta release the CRACKin and what not.

    • @SleepySiren7
      @SleepySiren7 5 лет назад +15

      SAME THOUGH

    • @Grackle-eating-popcorn
      @Grackle-eating-popcorn 5 лет назад +23

      What's crackalackin'

    • @emmac6596
      @emmac6596 4 года назад +1

      They meant Kraken not Crackin’ lol. Krakens are sea monsters

    • @kosmicsoundz
      @kosmicsoundz 4 года назад +3

      @@emmac6596 yeah they meant kraken but they were making a pun bc of the subject being egg cracking

  • @ouchmypooremoheart7012
    @ouchmypooremoheart7012 5 лет назад +56

    I never knew ow much I needed Shane to pierce his ear until this video

  • @leejiawei4576
    @leejiawei4576 7 лет назад +1853

    FUCKING FINALLY. I’VE BEEN WAITING FORE-V-E-R FOR THIS TO RETURN!!

    • @Ernie_Bernie
      @Ernie_Bernie 7 лет назад +19

      I'm sure this takes a lot of time to make (with all the research and animation) but it's definitely worth the wait!

    • @MrTarekR
      @MrTarekR 7 лет назад

      Lee Jia Wei yeah

  • @monikas.6947
    @monikas.6947 7 лет назад +647

    IF HE DOESN'T WEAR THE EARRING IN THE NEXT EPISODE OF UNSOLVED I'LL SUE

    • @EmandEms
      @EmandEms 7 лет назад +2

      Mon Bon For how much?

    • @tottenhamteacher
      @tottenhamteacher 7 лет назад +17

      Mon Bon probably recorded before this last season started lulz

    • @l0kumidit641
      @l0kumidit641 7 лет назад +1

      Mon Bon same

    • @monikas.6947
      @monikas.6947 6 лет назад

      update: he did not wear it, i'm very disappointed.

  • @zuk2318
    @zuk2318 7 лет назад +763

    Ok but in all seriousness can Joyce and Selorm stay please??? Their commentary is 100/10 and they add such a fun spice to the episodes!! Love them!!

  • @beeboy57
    @beeboy57 5 лет назад +35

    Shane is such a happy boy in this episode I love itttt

  • @selena5072
    @selena5072 6 лет назад +643

    *yes sir i am a boy as hell*

  • @maren4578
    @maren4578 6 лет назад +280

    S Q U A L L Y S Q U O O P

  • @MsLovelifetothefulle
    @MsLovelifetothefulle 7 лет назад +2452

    Ummm Shane looks more like George Michael than he does a pirate

    • @localopa
      @localopa 7 лет назад +22

      MsLovelifetothefulle THANK GOD I WASNT THE ONLY ONE

    • @scottmadej
      @scottmadej 7 лет назад +19

      MsLovelifetothefulle He really does. But also I can vouch that he has a giant head.

    • @Smileymollx
      @Smileymollx 7 лет назад +7

      Girl I was finna say that lmao

    • @elreydelmundo1343
      @elreydelmundo1343 7 лет назад +23

      Definitely looks like a lesbian mom from the 90s.

    • @ellatron
      @ellatron 7 лет назад +3

      this is true of any situation

  • @genericname34
    @genericname34 5 лет назад +65

    some of the most interesting characters in history were from the Golden Age of Pirates. Bonny, Blackbeard, Calico Jack, they would all be celebrities nowadays because of their flamboyant characters

  • @lindsayjones3360
    @lindsayjones3360 7 лет назад +45

    whoever does the art for these videos deserves all the medals in the word

  • @beau9220
    @beau9220 7 лет назад +41

    i love this cast lineup, this was SO funny between the five of them

    • @elreydelmundo1343
      @elreydelmundo1343 7 лет назад

      Bo Bighorse agreed. They played off each other well. This was really funny.

  • @strivingformindfulness2356
    @strivingformindfulness2356 7 лет назад +69

    Saying that the daughter is a relative's son would be because, in the 18th century, there would be a much greater likelihood of apprenticing a boy to learn a skill, than a girl; training a girl as a female clerk would have been almost unheard of at the time, and would have raised neighbors' suspicions. A bit more common would be a woman who helped her husband in his work, learned it well, and, as a widow, took over her husband's work after his death. Training girls beyond the "feminine arts" (sewing, knitting/crocheting, regular and fine needle work, etc.) was highly unusual in this time period.

    • @edfagan4251
      @edfagan4251 7 лет назад +5

      Good point. Plus, the local people would know the maid had a baby daughter...if the child actually was a boy then it couldn't be the bastard child of Cormac and Brennan.

  • @sparrowskn
    @sparrowskn 6 лет назад +27

    "Apologies to Keira Knightly" omg the POTC reference I fangirled

  • @FanGirl-qp1oh
    @FanGirl-qp1oh 6 лет назад +482

    So pirates are kinda like..... Old timey mafias on the ocean?

  • @calliejohnston9489
    @calliejohnston9489 7 лет назад +110

    ‘He has a plus sized head, its not his fault’

    • @babyjamesssss
      @babyjamesssss 7 лет назад +5

      Callie Johnston Next to Squally Squoop, this is my fave

  • @jackguin2352
    @jackguin2352 6 лет назад +460

    as a witch i can actually confirm that any time someone breaks an egg into large pieces one of us is chosen at random to immediately teleport directly behind them and we HAVE to eat the whole egg otherwise we can't go home

  • @Fifi-ql3zc
    @Fifi-ql3zc 5 лет назад +270

    So... Petition to start season 2?

    • @megangrant7412
      @megangrant7412 4 года назад

      Yup lets do that

    • @heyryanisonx3141
      @heyryanisonx3141 4 года назад +9

      @@megangrant7412 Shane is continuing it on their independent channel (Watcher Entertainment), and it's now called Puppet History

  • @baybeetricia
    @baybeetricia 6 лет назад +2151

    It's so nice to watch this. It's like a social studies/history review for me since this was apart of my schooling (I live in The Bahamas)

    • @seastilton7912
      @seastilton7912 6 лет назад +3

      baybeetricia Do you just watch pirates of the Caribbean for history lessons?

    • @georgehoyle8797
      @georgehoyle8797 6 лет назад

      Real talk I thought your profile pic was someone I knew and I had to check their Facebook to be sure

    • @baybeetricia
      @baybeetricia 6 лет назад

      Yasmin Scanlon what about the profile picture?

    • @baybeetricia
      @baybeetricia 6 лет назад +1

      bigbigcheese2 Nah. I watch Pirates of the Caribbean for Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom :)

    • @baybeetricia
      @baybeetricia 6 лет назад

      George Hoyle Really? That's interesting.

  • @AndArrington
    @AndArrington 7 лет назад +4621

    Sorry did Ricky Goldsworth show up in place of Ryan?

  • @em_bushell
    @em_bushell 6 лет назад +85

    “Including 50 rolls of tobacco, hell yeah...smoking’s bad” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @christinewennerberg804
    @christinewennerberg804 5 лет назад +222

    15:27
    Did anyone notice that the barrel says "Red Rum", as in "Murder" spelled backward?

  • @Morgan-fr2oq
    @Morgan-fr2oq 7 лет назад +483

    Ryan's pirate name should've been Ricky Goldsworth

  • @abifanning3940
    @abifanning3940 7 лет назад +135

    *If Shane taught history at my school school would be a lot less dull 😂*

  • @wajeeha110
    @wajeeha110 7 лет назад +87

    Can we talk about how Shane narrates as if he is being sarcastic 😭😂😂😂

    • @graveyardpansy
      @graveyardpansy 7 лет назад +5

      “Anne was a pirate now. She’s... a pirate. It’s pirate time!”

  • @theblinndspiral
    @theblinndspiral 4 года назад +75

    I’m living for the two lovely ladies that told Shane he looked intimidating when he really just looks like a watered down Boy George trying to blend in with the common folk

    • @mallorylord865
      @mallorylord865 3 года назад +4

      LITERALLY ALL I COULD THINK ABOUT THIS EPISODE 😂 I’ve been looking for a comment to see if anyone else thought he looked like a watered down Boy George 😂

  • @Squidgirl15
    @Squidgirl15 7 лет назад +1092

    Can Joyce and Selorm please become regulars???? Their commentary had me cry laughing

    • @BeckySilverman
      @BeckySilverman 6 лет назад +60

      Squalisquoop

    • @denaulia.216
      @denaulia.216 6 лет назад +2

      Sydney Riley yes! 👏😊

    • @lisamartin3734
      @lisamartin3734 6 лет назад +13

      SHE HAD ME DYING ON THIS ONE !!!!! BUT SERIOUSLY WAS IS A SQUALLYSQUOOP ???? These girls are a great addition. Keep them comin' !!!

    • @LadyKataNova
      @LadyKataNova 6 лет назад

      Omg yes! Their commentary was gold.

  • @abifoster5557
    @abifoster5557 6 лет назад +671

    life expectancy for a woman in the 1700's was 25-35 years old. She was ancient compared to that.

    • @nathanbruce1992
      @nathanbruce1992 6 лет назад +39

      Abi Foster: mainly cuz of how many people died at birth though. Women that made it past that lived a lot longer

    • @GhANeC
      @GhANeC 6 лет назад +5

      No that was the AVERAGE life expectancy for a man.

    • @aurora5481
      @aurora5481 6 лет назад +39

      Nathan Bruce But she wasn't an exception to that though, the girl had ten kids, did not die at child birth, and lived quite a long life even by today's standards.

    • @thetrashartist7491
      @thetrashartist7491 6 лет назад +2

      Abi Foster Eliza Hamilton lived until her 80’s. For that is non accurate, the life expectancy for a woman back then was 40-55

    • @mushromo
      @mushromo 6 лет назад +1

      Elizabeth Schuyler Hamilton lived to 97 years old like damn

  • @Sara_Skully
    @Sara_Skully 7 лет назад +333

    How buzzfeed clickbaits: Put Shane and Ryan on the thumbnail.

    • @gertrudethegreat8322
      @gertrudethegreat8322 7 лет назад +8

      Sara Starburgers or Eugene

    • @Diamondsmuggler
      @Diamondsmuggler 7 лет назад

      Gertude The Great no. Just no.

    • @Morning_Starr
      @Morning_Starr 7 лет назад +5

      How is it clickbait when they're IN the video?

    • @Sara_Skully
      @Sara_Skully 7 лет назад

      Dove M well think of this, if they had Shane and someone else people would be less likely to click on it.

  • @bellab8639
    @bellab8639 5 лет назад +406

    I have rewatched each of these like 20 times... I am desperate Shane... hook us up with some more ruining history

    • @jenniferlee9577
      @jenniferlee9577 5 лет назад +33

      Bella B your prayer has been answered in the form of puppet history

  • @amanda4055
    @amanda4055 6 лет назад +387

    I feel like Shane and Ryan kinda switched roles in this show

    • @apostoliagkolfinopoulou3776
      @apostoliagkolfinopoulou3776 6 лет назад

      True !! I never noticed!

    • @33Emi33
      @33Emi33 6 лет назад +1

      I mean tbh I can see ryan being all like "you tease me relentlessly in my show so im gonna do the same to you in yours." XD

  • @rebeccacarter4748
    @rebeccacarter4748 7 лет назад +121

    👏when 👏will👏this👏be👏an👏official 👏series 👏

  • @burntout4
    @burntout4 6 лет назад +364

    *YAAR MOMMY*
    I cracked up 😂

  • @wieldwords
    @wieldwords 5 лет назад +16

    19:53 was literally me for all four seasons of “Black Sails” and their portrayal of Anne. And yes, I remain devastated no one ever uttered “squally squoop” on that show.

  • @michelleso8407
    @michelleso8407 7 лет назад +44

    JOYCE AND SELORM THO! LOVING THEIR COMMENTARY