The Deceitful Imposter King Of Persia

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  • Опубликовано: 17 мар 2018
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Комментарии • 3,1 тыс.

  • @donkenkonken6685
    @donkenkonken6685 6 лет назад +2888

    "Yo smerdis you know who you look like?"
    "Who?"
    "Smerdis"

    • @eddiesmile5442
      @eddiesmile5442 3 года назад +76

      “Yeah, duh. That’s me”
      “No, you look like SMERDIS”
      “SMERDIS Smerdis?”
      “SMERDIS Smerdis.”
      “Oh hell yeah”

    • @paigemulleman469
      @paigemulleman469 3 года назад +6

      I leant about all these kings in GCSE ancient history. Hi I’m British. And watching this is like history withought context and I love it 😂

    • @firstnamelastname-om4qb
      @firstnamelastname-om4qb 2 года назад

      @@paigemulleman469 who was the fake smerdis brother name respond quick

  • @mimilewis3653
    @mimilewis3653 6 лет назад +7691

    “You’ve brought me such joy. Where’s my bow and arrow??” 😂😂😂😂

    • @chinmayeesurve7769
      @chinmayeesurve7769 5 лет назад +111

      Ohh dear... Don't you need a son?

    • @KaladinVegapunk
      @KaladinVegapunk 5 лет назад +68

      That and bring me my bow and your son's still cracks me up even now hahaha
      Although it's funny that she derails an assassin's Creed haybale joke with the laundry comment not getting the reference haha

    • @tayloranderson7547
      @tayloranderson7547 4 года назад +7

      You've brought me such Joy. Wheres my bow and arrow??

  • @francesleones4973
    @francesleones4973 5 лет назад +3532

    Garret: You've brought me such joy. Where's my bow and arrow?
    Garrick: Bring me my bow and your sons.
    These two are gold 😂

    • @tayloranderson7547
      @tayloranderson7547 4 года назад +11

      My bow arrow? Me my bow and your son's. This two gold 😂

    • @aguywithsocks
      @aguywithsocks 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@tayloranderson7547quack?

  • @thebestaqua32
    @thebestaqua32 5 лет назад +5596

    Man, Shane and Ryan have wildly different narrating voices

    • @dori_casper
      @dori_casper 4 года назад +253

      I think Ryan on purpose makes it sound spooky

    • @dori_casper
      @dori_casper 4 года назад +123

      I'm sure Ryan makes his voice spooky on purpose

    • @elizabethdesruisseau7826
      @elizabethdesruisseau7826 4 года назад +2

      So true haha

    • @pierce888
      @pierce888 4 года назад +2

      You have the best profile pic

    • @star_gems
      @star_gems 4 года назад +146

      I would love a Ruining History ep with Ryan doing the voiceovers and an Unsolved ep with Shane doing the narrating.

  • @t.jackson2613
    @t.jackson2613 6 лет назад +7005

    If they would teach this way in school, nobody would quit. Ever.

    • @nuryashifainsyiraah663
      @nuryashifainsyiraah663 5 лет назад +132

      Agreed.Make sure it is applied at all schools on Earth.

    • @kpbairan4271
      @kpbairan4271 5 лет назад +4

      @@nuryashifainsyiraah663 and

    • @L16htW4rr10r
      @L16htW4rr10r 5 лет назад +25

      Should just pick only the interesting part of the history, sad, happy, or weird one.

    • @EyeGlassTrainofMind
      @EyeGlassTrainofMind 5 лет назад +74

      @@L16htW4rr10r but...that's like, all of history.

    • @indialove2396
      @indialove2396 5 лет назад +3

      Agreed

  • @rileyc.3224
    @rileyc.3224 5 лет назад +2965

    * pulls out bow and arrow* “ WHERES UR SON”

    • @fandomstuff7143
      @fandomstuff7143 5 лет назад +23

      (Mr Hamilton come in they brought him in half an hour ago he lost a lot of blood--)

    • @CoRLex-jh5vx
      @CoRLex-jh5vx 4 года назад +5

      @@fandomstuff7143 nO

    • @sinsofthefather
      @sinsofthefather 4 года назад +3

      @@fandomstuff7143 stop right there my friend

    • @tayloranderson7547
      @tayloranderson7547 4 года назад +2

      Pulls out how and arrow* wheres ur son

    • @TylerJamesLogsdon
      @TylerJamesLogsdon 4 года назад +5

      Wheres your son dog??

  • @MorriganReads
    @MorriganReads Год назад +59

    Fun fact, most historians now think the guy who ruled after Cambyses was the real Smerdis, and the whole imposter story was made up by Darius to justify killing him claiming the throne.

  • @ducklord8819
    @ducklord8819 3 года назад +430

    Fun fact: Cyrus also has a daughter who Darius marries and their son is Xerxes, the bad guy from 300

    • @beebeee9987
      @beebeee9987 3 года назад +6

      That's really interesting

    • @rosamund_
      @rosamund_ 2 года назад +13

      yep, you can read more about him in Herodotus' Histories. That's where these stories are from :)
      (btw the historical accuracy of Herodotus' Histories is dubious at best but funny as hell)

    • @NarasimhaDiyasena
      @NarasimhaDiyasena Год назад +2

      Another Fun Fact: Gomata the Magus was both the King of Saka and the Great Priest of the Achaemenids who took over following Badriyas death due to the chaos which ensued. Darius was one who was taking advantage for his own ambitions. 19 Kings supported Gomata. Darius would eventually succeeded in sacking Gomata, the political reason being that Gomata was for decentralization while Darius was for Centralization. Instead of killing Gomata however, Darius told a Nobel Lie saying he did and exiled Gomata to India. There Gomata was translated to Gautama, and was referred to as Siddhartha Gautama meaning Gautama from the land of sages. Yes, this is the same Gautama who became Buddha, he was the King of Saka and the Shah of Shahs, which is why he was able to claim kingship over Lanka where the Deva peoples resides. The story of Buddha’s childhood is in reference to Parthamasiris, the heir to the Throne of the Parthian Empire. Upon his fathers death he handed the throne over to his uncle and became a monk under the name Shigao. He was pivatol in spreading Buddhism in China where it was already known, and translating Buddhist works into Chinese. Gautama became Kowtam in western China and then Lou Tam in eastern China where he was referred to by the title Lou Tzu. His Dharma became Darwa in western China became Dao in eastern China. The Dao/Taoist teachings are the most advanced Buddhist teachings conveyed by Gomata/Gautama in his oldest age.

    • @itnotmeitu3896
      @itnotmeitu3896 Год назад +1

      Kind of a GOATED king in history irl

    • @LargeMan476
      @LargeMan476 11 месяцев назад

      Mm

  • @painter-midge
    @painter-midge 6 лет назад +2443

    Who would win?
    - One of the largest empires in history, including many witnesses and powerful figures
    - OnE sNeAkY bOi

  • @jordanv5676
    @jordanv5676 6 лет назад +2429

    The nobleman should have decided who got the throne by a bow and arrow contest. Whoever has a son left is king.

    • @aminatamaiga1
      @aminatamaiga1 5 лет назад +18

      Wow lol

    • @gabrielearle9378
      @gabrielearle9378 5 лет назад +11

      😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀

    • @rachellecham
      @rachellecham 3 года назад +5

      Makes since if their was a remaining heir a new line could begin

  • @giveyograndpaahug3153
    @giveyograndpaahug3153 4 года назад +2730

    I'm flooding this series to let you all know that Shane has a new History show called PUPPET HISTORY!
    that's how passionate I am about it! It's so good shane sings too!

    • @abbyankrah3728
      @abbyankrah3728 4 года назад +86

      No Fr its really good if your missing ruining history like I am puppet history will fill that void😊

    • @SomeoneOnEarth_707
      @SomeoneOnEarth_707 4 года назад +14

      Thanks for
      commenting this👍🏾

    • @fudge1770able
      @fudge1770able 3 года назад +20

      There is even a season 2 for puppet history. It just started.

    • @AnaisDemi
      @AnaisDemi 3 года назад +34

      You are responsible for guiding me to puppet history and I can't thank you enough- I dislike puppets but puppet history is like the funniest thing ever and the songs!! The songs!! THANK YOU SO MUCH

    • @SirRengeti
      @SirRengeti 3 года назад +4

      It is such a good show!

  • @sahayeda5220
    @sahayeda5220 5 лет назад +4579

    I love hearing of brutal history of anything before the 1800s. Nothing makes sense and it's crazy funny to hear about.

    • @oof-rr5nf
      @oof-rr5nf 5 лет назад +127

      Amen to that. I would've died so soon then. I am woman. Sooo, ugh maybe death by childbirth at 15? Actually, you know what. I don't wanna think about it.

    • @emiliesmith5032
      @emiliesmith5032 5 лет назад +34

      Arunima Tiwari I'd be institutionalized.

    • @fappithard3044
      @fappithard3044 5 лет назад +31

      i would have either been a farmer or a killer

    • @TheWormzerjr
      @TheWormzerjr 5 лет назад

      click my name to watch SON OF PERDITION

    • @tairneanaich
      @tairneanaich 5 лет назад +20

      This is my Major right now, Archaeology Degree, it’s actually a fuckn hoot

  • @revinaque1342
    @revinaque1342 6 лет назад +3248

    "Who has the cutest butt."
    "Who judges that?"
    "Meeee."
    Shane and Sara are the cutest! 😁

    • @mynamesucks2
      @mynamesucks2 6 лет назад

      Revina Que Iii

    • @kellugz2557
      @kellugz2557 6 лет назад +4

      Revina Que it feels that Sara and Ryan are dating I don’t know it feels like that

    • @TheBooboobear1222
      @TheBooboobear1222 6 лет назад +20

      Extremegamer shane and sara are dating

    • @kellugz2557
      @kellugz2557 6 лет назад +1

      Sydney Black ohhhhhh ok thanks I didn’t think they were dating

    • @ives6622
      @ives6622 5 лет назад +9

      When your girl is a boogara

  • @Ryder005
    @Ryder005 6 лет назад +755

    “He’s a DJ and he owes me $40” 😂

    • @nicolelollipops8268
      @nicolelollipops8268 6 лет назад

      Chrisaliah I’m glad other people play the stereotypical name game lol

  • @ivebeeenthinkntomuchl8627
    @ivebeeenthinkntomuchl8627 5 лет назад +636

    Sara: “Who has the cutest butt?”
    *Shane’s eyes*: “It me”

    • @dori_casper
      @dori_casper 4 года назад +11

      I was looking for comments about it

  • @kay-pp4ye
    @kay-pp4ye 5 лет назад +856

    The fact that Sara and Shane have matching coffee mugs is soo cuteeee

    • @gabriella2154
      @gabriella2154 4 года назад +7

      Are they dating? cuz I ship it

    • @ausername5410
      @ausername5410 4 года назад +25

      Gabriella 215 They are!

    • @dainn0668
      @dainn0668 3 года назад

      @@ausername5410 are you sure?

    • @aparajita1998
      @aparajita1998 3 года назад +1

      @@dainn0668 they are!

    • @vidyaratan8522
      @vidyaratan8522 3 года назад +7

      @@dainn0668 they've been dating for yearss

  • @oreo_chichi_2024
    @oreo_chichi_2024 6 лет назад +566

    7:22
    Okay, wHO is editing in these snarky comments and editing in general because THEY DESERVE ALL THE AWARDS.

    • @princ3zzh33ra
      @princ3zzh33ra 6 лет назад +62

      I bet it's Shane! Especially because of that last dig at Ryan and the horse diddling! 😂

    • @iu.lia.na.
      @iu.lia.na. 6 лет назад +27

      Hira Mohammed last episode with the female pirate Shane requested the editor to convert the sum he was talking about on the screen and the editor just wrote 'no' or something, so I'm not sure it's him.

    • @tiredcerulean
      @tiredcerulean 6 лет назад +17

      I’m pretty sure Shane does. He seems to do the research, write the script, and host so I wouldn’t be surprised if it was him. Also I think he said somewhere that he did

    • @oreo_chichi_2024
      @oreo_chichi_2024 6 лет назад

      Hira Mohammed You're probably right XDD

  • @Justagirl0326
    @Justagirl0326 6 лет назад +520

    "All of them are average, at best"

    • @mlagv4045
      @mlagv4045 6 лет назад +22

      Katie Ferguson my mom talking about me and my siblings

  • @d.g.f.6497
    @d.g.f.6497 4 года назад +211

    “He’s a never nude.”

    • @paigemulleman469
      @paigemulleman469 3 года назад

      I leant about all these kings in GCSE ancient history. Hi I’m British. And watching this is like history withought context and I love it 😂

    • @lydiaboll2872
      @lydiaboll2872 7 месяцев назад

      “There are dozens of us! Dozens!” -Tobias Funke, Arrested Development.

  • @florrie.6377
    @florrie.6377 5 лет назад +533

    “At sunrise, I just be spanking my horse.” 😂

  • @xx_v4mpirism
    @xx_v4mpirism 6 лет назад +640

    "I know like... 7 Darius'. They're all average at best." *THE SHADEEEEE*

  • @Spongebobs4Life
    @Spongebobs4Life 6 лет назад +2354

    “Everything’s coming up Smerdis!” 🤣

    • @KitCat898
      @KitCat898 6 лет назад +16

      Em B I lost it at this part🤣

    • @emmaforde3745
      @emmaforde3745 5 лет назад +5

      This is even better because it’s a “gypsy” reference

    • @viraloracle5151
      @viraloracle5151 4 года назад +2

      @@emmaforde3745 milhouse

  • @tarrierevenant7938
    @tarrierevenant7938 4 года назад +118

    “The large triangle mocks me. I will fight it.” 😂

  • @sandyland4071
    @sandyland4071 4 года назад +135

    -“He stabbed himself by getting on his horse”
    Me-“and that kids is why we mount from the left side”

  • @amarirasheed9828
    @amarirasheed9828 6 лет назад +395

    "Please stop stabbing our bull!"😂😂😂

  • @scooby45247
    @scooby45247 6 лет назад +188

    LMAO.. "you brought me such joy, wheres my bow and arrow?"

  • @cmaniac1238
    @cmaniac1238 4 года назад +127

    "Merc'd"
    "Baller"
    I can't even with these-

  • @chaiky6556
    @chaiky6556 4 года назад +261

    Not gonna lie, I've seen this video so many times I've lost count, but I still lose it every time Shane says "Bring out Garrett's son"
    😂😂😂
    🏹

  • @jahnavi9863
    @jahnavi9863 6 лет назад +2711

    All of them are average, at best... 😂😂😂
    He's a DJ and he owes me $40...
    LMAO 😂😂😂😂

    • @debaloydey685
      @debaloydey685 6 лет назад

      Jahnavi oh acha ji😍

    • @manamhb6430
      @manamhb6430 5 лет назад

      Oh sure!
      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cyrus_the_Great

    • @pcarebear1
      @pcarebear1 5 лет назад

      After that story, I guess we now know why "Darius" is an average guy name. He won due to some shady horse business 🤣🤣

    • @tayloranderson7547
      @tayloranderson7547 4 года назад

      Me 40$

  • @MrUnpredicatable21
    @MrUnpredicatable21 6 лет назад +1603

    I like how Shane always has his (allegedly) best friend Ryan and his girlfriend on his show. Then he puts in the two other random people to keep the show fresh, but yeah I like this series as well.

    • @Kayla-lz6ry
      @Kayla-lz6ry 6 лет назад +246

      “Alleged” think about it. They have to really love each other to put up with each other the way they do lol

    • @xquidditchcaptainx
      @xquidditchcaptainx 6 лет назад +7

      Gerardo Perez who is she dating?

    • @MrUnpredicatable21
      @MrUnpredicatable21 6 лет назад +89

      xquidditchcaptainx Shane and Sara are dating LOL

    • @marsinator3675
      @marsinator3675 6 лет назад +61

      They have good chemistry it makes sense.

    • @NoThankUBeQuiet
      @NoThankUBeQuiet 6 лет назад +50

      Gerardo Perez whoa cool. I adore Sara wish she was in more things

  • @c.jester5599
    @c.jester5599 4 года назад +295

    so you're gonna end the video BEFORE we hear about Xerxes 1, who got mad at a river and then ordered his men to whip the river????

    • @neccosan
      @neccosan 3 года назад +22

      Shane and the others moved to Watcher, so if you want to convince them to do Xerxes, do so over there! They might listen :)

    • @lemmetalkaboutthis
      @lemmetalkaboutthis 3 года назад +33

      This has awfully strong "declare war on Poseidon, order you army to stab at the ocean" vibes

  • @GloomyGoblin_
    @GloomyGoblin_ 4 года назад +161

    "Everything's coming up Smerdis" 😂

    • @paigemulleman469
      @paigemulleman469 3 года назад

      I leant about all these kings in GCSE ancient history. Hi I’m British. And watching this is like history withought context and I love it 😂

    • @faeriegraver
      @faeriegraver 3 года назад

      I laughed so hard at this bit

    • @lindsayeller8649
      @lindsayeller8649 3 года назад

      This comment is so underrated 🤣😂. I was howling!

  • @spiderdad2003
    @spiderdad2003 6 лет назад +1121

    With unsolved being over for the season, Ruining History is the only thing keeping me sane

    • @elreydelmundo1343
      @elreydelmundo1343 6 лет назад +28

      meggo Ruining History might be the best thing buzzfeed does.

    • @newt2253
      @newt2253 6 лет назад +4

      meggo unsolved is not over, they uploaded one last Friday

    • @spiderdad2003
      @spiderdad2003 6 лет назад +10

      Ryan Innit that was the season finale ;)))

    • @shirleywang1973
      @shirleywang1973 6 лет назад +27

      The only one keeping you "Shane"

    • @newt2253
      @newt2253 6 лет назад

      meggo WAITTTT WHATTTT

  • @magentalilies8012
    @magentalilies8012 6 лет назад +5970

    Shane is a history teacher I've always wanted.
    What do I have to do to get an A, Professor Madej?

  • @kays5377
    @kays5377 5 лет назад +405

    This video brings me such joy. Where's my bow and arrow

  • @cabbage8189
    @cabbage8189 4 года назад +91

    “He’s a DJ and he owes me forty dollars”
    I‘m gonna start saying this all the time

  • @mrekanovic
    @mrekanovic 6 лет назад +937

    Damn Smerdis was a popping name back then. 😂😂 Most popular boy names in 550 BC lmaooo

    • @michaelak6753
      @michaelak6753 6 лет назад +50

      definitely on one of those "boys with these names will overthrow the persian emperor: ..." lists back in the day

    • @haachamaster3283
      @haachamaster3283 6 лет назад +4

      You wanna know what else is popping? my di-

    • @iprobablywontseeyourreply.7193
      @iprobablywontseeyourreply.7193 6 лет назад +20

      Marc Specter like herpes or cysts?

    • @megandrause4203
      @megandrause4203 6 лет назад +4

      Kara Ruckle you’re my hero 😂

    • @pantehakian1309
      @pantehakian1309 6 лет назад +8

      no. these are the Greek versions of Persian names. nobody would know who Smerdis is. his name was Bardia. Sirus is Koorosh. Darius is Daryoush. Persia is Parsa. you see.. the names are different actually.

  • @IzellahImre
    @IzellahImre 6 лет назад +2445

    Imagine presenting this to your history class with every little detail and your teacher being impressed and horrified as the rest of the class stares in awe and disgust. Well I know what I’m doing for my Semester Project.

    • @homeiswonderland
      @homeiswonderland 6 лет назад +66

      Plagiarizing?

    • @bref7348
      @bref7348 6 лет назад +9

      homeiswonderland plagarising*

    • @homeiswonderland
      @homeiswonderland 6 лет назад +41

      Lukas / Lylas Bryar No actually, but congrats on being both condescending and wrong. That takes a special kind of skill.

    • @bref7348
      @bref7348 6 лет назад +44

      homeiswonderland keep in mind america is part of the minority of countries who uses a Z in the word. So before jumping and calling names, consider the fact that languages exist.

    • @bref7348
      @bref7348 6 лет назад +14

      I wasn't neccessarily correcting the "Z" but that's what she has focused on. I was correcting the fact that she added an extra "i". The z/s was just a natural thing for me to type. I apologise

  • @mexamrc
    @mexamrc Год назад +114

    If only Shane could teach history like this with humor, maybe even as like a puppet or something. While maybe making it like a game where the participants answer questions and earn jelly beans to win a cup! Now that is something worth watching!

    • @EatMyPancreasPlease
      @EatMyPancreasPlease Год назад +10

      If only such a show also had intricate lore slowly unveiled over a 5-year period, shocking villain reveals, grizzly murders, a heart-wrenching funeral, God, dinosaurs, and maybe singing.

    • @bridgetpatrick3012
      @bridgetpatrick3012 10 месяцев назад +4

      would be even better if at the end there was a sweet little song from the perspective of someone or something involved in the historical event

  • @awakealot9
    @awakealot9 4 года назад +239

    Out of all the guests Garrick, Andrew and the two ladies from the ann bonnie episode are my favorite.

    • @holly5026
      @holly5026 4 года назад +2

      I think the two ladies are from ladylike but idk

    • @Betherick1985
      @Betherick1985 Месяц назад

      Oh, Selorm and Joyce!
      Joyce is an absolute DELIGHT on Puppet History.

  • @deyshafelisha4983
    @deyshafelisha4983 6 лет назад +159

    "The Head of the Family" That's great lol
    😂😂😂
    Garret: Ah you bring me so much joy, now give me a bow and arrow.

  • @DoodleMonsterRocks
    @DoodleMonsterRocks 6 лет назад +420

    those little background comments in the animation by Shane are gold

    • @Janaparnikova
      @Janaparnikova 6 лет назад +22

      DoodleMonsterRocks i don't think it's shane, comment argued with him in one of the episodes, so probably an editor

    • @amplexi1242
      @amplexi1242 5 лет назад +2

      I need to know what editor because god damn they're funny

  • @AnNguyen1141
    @AnNguyen1141 6 лет назад +394

    the panel was great! everyone was just bouncing off of each other's comment! 10/10

  • @treshurwilliams-carter4006
    @treshurwilliams-carter4006 4 года назад +49

    "Oh that guy's always wearing a hat.....maybe his ears got chopped off"
    😂😂💀

  • @TigranAbgarjan
    @TigranAbgarjan 6 лет назад +131

    16:19 "Call IX-I-I!" 😂😂😂

  • @JossAndJanik
    @JossAndJanik 6 лет назад +3932

    This is becoming one of my favorite Buzzfeed series! Shane and Ryan are always killing it 👏🏽

    • @lisa-ew2fk
      @lisa-ew2fk 6 лет назад +16

      and sara! :)

    • @NoThankUBeQuiet
      @NoThankUBeQuiet 6 лет назад +3

      Joss and Janik it's the best bar none. Also check out the spooky show with Willie (Willie muse) if you like this

    • @Bprior1204
      @Bprior1204 6 лет назад +2

      I used to watch a British show called QI... It has a very similar feel to this.. loving it

    • @abbasmalik2382
      @abbasmalik2382 5 лет назад +2

      I prefer unsolved crime

    • @umi.a178
      @umi.a178 5 лет назад

      2000 like if i dislike,it will be back to 1.9k likes 😂 don't worry i will like 😂😈

  • @TheWeeklyFangirl
    @TheWeeklyFangirl 5 лет назад +800

    When will Ruining History return from the war...? 🤔🤔🤔

    • @sarahglover4241
      @sarahglover4241 5 лет назад +36

      after they're all done messing with the horses...

    • @Lauren.E.O
      @Lauren.E.O 4 года назад +13

      There’s a new show, Puppet History, that they moved to on another channel.

    • @gabbypatterson3663
      @gabbypatterson3663 4 года назад +16

      Puppet history on Watcher is basically this but with puppets and a song at the end and jellybeans

    • @NoThankUBeQuiet
      @NoThankUBeQuiet 3 года назад +2

      @@gabbypatterson3663 Its similar but honestly not quite as good. Very close though

    • @L16htW4rr10r
      @L16htW4rr10r 3 года назад +5

      @@NoThankUBeQuiet I would disagree with you, but your opinion.

  • @karsoncase
    @karsoncase 4 года назад +31

    0:45 is when Puppet History was born. It soon evolved into something big and better! I can’t get enough

  • @MegaBabro
    @MegaBabro 6 лет назад +563

    I'm so glad he's continuing with this series.

  • @emmacat04
    @emmacat04 6 лет назад +454

    Shane AND Garrett?! This is a dream come true.

  • @beverlydodson6980
    @beverlydodson6980 5 лет назад +383

    cambyses: kill my friend
    his soldiers: i mean, okay but actually no
    a few days later:
    cambyses: awe man i wish i hadnt told them to kill my friend
    his soldiers: surprise! hes still alive because we knew youd regret it
    cambyses: oh wow you guys know me so well
    his soldiers: :)
    cambyses: now go die for not following orders
    his soldiers: wh-
    cambyses: die

  • @kalpanarai3405
    @kalpanarai3405 4 года назад +133

    I feel like in a weird way, shane and sara's personalities really complement each other. That's a cute couple, if i've ever seen one.

  • @user-yq5qc2jw9y
    @user-yq5qc2jw9y 6 лет назад +671

    Absurd but historically accurate stories are my exact brand of niche humor. I will watch this series til I’m dead.

  • @magdalena7976
    @magdalena7976 6 лет назад +701

    this really made madej

    • @wormpyy
      @wormpyy 6 лет назад +28

      Mera Magdalena underrated comment

    • @julianbell9161
      @julianbell9161 5 лет назад +11

      *Seinfeld theme plays*

    • @PolyBiBadger
      @PolyBiBadger 5 лет назад

      Mera Magdalena 😂😂😂😂

    • @edgarallanpoe8917
      @edgarallanpoe8917 4 года назад

      Your username is my favorite song..

  • @walkingtalkingcandytragedy5599
    @walkingtalkingcandytragedy5599 5 лет назад +480

    teacher-you got an F
    me-[pulls out bow and arrow] where is your son mr whatever!!!!

  • @darkbro111
    @darkbro111 5 лет назад +69

    "you've brought me so much joy, where's my bow and arrow"

  • @xoxfiftyytwo
    @xoxfiftyytwo 6 лет назад +793

    woah, shane has a narrator's voice as well

  • @toastbot9496
    @toastbot9496 6 лет назад +172

    The story has so many twists it may be considered an M. Night shaymalan movie

  • @sonja5021
    @sonja5021 5 лет назад +561

    Who is editing this?? I'm dyinngggggg

    • @theishjournal
      @theishjournal 5 лет назад +14

      OMG I was looking for this comment 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

    • @xianzhou4755
      @xianzhou4755 4 года назад +10

      That would be Ash Brown

  • @thesolesperm
    @thesolesperm 5 лет назад +31

    4:59 "Where's yo son, dawg?" Lol

  • @macadelac
    @macadelac 6 лет назад +337

    Me- *has an essay due tomorrow on a book I haven’t read a single page of*
    Also me- “let me just finish this episode of ruining history”

    • @shinebrightlikeadoitsu1120
      @shinebrightlikeadoitsu1120 6 лет назад +2

      Mackenzie Colvin just looks at the back side of the book. And half of your work is done

    • @bomethia7412
      @bomethia7412 5 лет назад +1

      Mackenzie Colvin So, did you get a good grade? 😂

    • @sheridanockey
      @sheridanockey 5 лет назад +2

      At least you’re learning

  • @ethangrainger6183
    @ethangrainger6183 6 лет назад +505

    idk how buzzfeed does it but lately they have had the most amazing series with buzzfeed unsolved, worth it, and this ruining history props to u buzzfeed

    • @masha7377
      @masha7377 6 лет назад +23

      You know what I like about this comment? How you say that Buzzfeed is doing good because of these, in contrast to all the other commenters "buzzfeed is shot except this and this" - so negative!

  • @sydneyrosegillis7737
    @sydneyrosegillis7737 3 года назад +38

    I swear this is a hint at puppet history: asking them to guess how they'd take the throne, immediately followed by "a jelly bean in a jar situation" 😂

    • @Nemisionn
      @Nemisionn 3 года назад

      Except that this predates Puppet History by two years?

  • @clarissarojas7959
    @clarissarojas7959 5 лет назад +119

    “Call Xl-l-l” lmao that was a good one

  • @XoXo_Dezi
    @XoXo_Dezi 6 лет назад +222

    Please keep Garrick on this series!!!!! This is the perfect cast for this series!!!!

  • @shammo4702
    @shammo4702 6 лет назад +341

    16:20 “call XI-I-I”

  • @Yalikejazz_69
    @Yalikejazz_69 4 года назад +21

    "The large triangle mocks me. I will fight it."
    Words to live by

    • @lydiaboll2872
      @lydiaboll2872 7 месяцев назад

      Stanford Pines with Bill Cipher:

  • @suzakusegura2567
    @suzakusegura2567 4 года назад +25

    This feels like the proud predecessor to Watcher's Puppet History. Awesome

  • @kevins3821
    @kevins3821 6 лет назад +370

    Now do
    Mahajapit ❌
    Mahapajit ❌
    Mapajahit ❌
    Majapahit,✔

    • @softcdges
      @softcdges 3 года назад +11

      god learning about this empire back in school was hellish, ,,

    • @shika168
      @shika168 3 года назад +6

      @@softcdges Are you Indonesian? Because same 😂😂😂

    • @DecemberSfy
      @DecemberSfy 2 года назад +1

      Love the history of the world video!

  • @uoouo5235
    @uoouo5235 6 лет назад +838

    the real smerdis smerdIS
    but the fake smerdis smerdISN'T
    k bye

    • @zrmsraggot
      @zrmsraggot 5 лет назад +2

      Who was about to burn him before seeing she's a girl ;) me

    • @hafzah1996
      @hafzah1996 5 лет назад +4

      I love you🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @tayloranderson7547
      @tayloranderson7547 4 года назад +1

      K bye

    • @awakealot9
      @awakealot9 4 года назад

      Oh my gosh that’s Grace from ES

  • @zrszrs2405
    @zrszrs2405 5 лет назад +195

    The Importance of Being Smerdis

    • @allie1341
      @allie1341 4 года назад +1

      Zrs Zrs ap lit jokes

    • @linguisticsnerd433
      @linguisticsnerd433 4 года назад +1

      Whoa
      Fuckin masterpiece of a comment mate

    • @lixak6307
      @lixak6307 3 года назад

      This... this is such a fucking good joke

  • @annastaseya1964
    @annastaseya1964 4 года назад +12

    the "I love signs" at 9:59 had me c r y in g

  • @s.gabriel2853
    @s.gabriel2853 6 лет назад +795

    I humbly request an episode on the Siege of Masada. Pretty please.

    • @amelie3464
      @amelie3464 6 лет назад

      Sanna G Who ever you are, could you please help me get to 150 subscribers? 😊🙏

    • @tophers3756
      @tophers3756 6 лет назад +2

      Sanna G a great piece of manufactured historic propaganda praising violent extremists who advocating killing fellow Jews who worked with Rome. Especially the long speech supposedly given by the leader that was remembered by a few scared people who overheard it while hiding in a well.

    • @PameDz
      @PameDz 6 лет назад +1

      ohhh yessss!!!

    • @iprobablywontseeyourreply.7193
      @iprobablywontseeyourreply.7193 6 лет назад

      Yeah I'm interested in that badass queen

  • @kaurleen6255
    @kaurleen6255 6 лет назад +3344

    wOW i have so much hw to do, but priorities amirite?

    • @olly1793
      @olly1793 6 лет назад +3

      butera's moonlight sAmE

    • @olly1793
      @olly1793 6 лет назад +5

      butera's moonlight
      I have so much work to do but meh

    • @pamelagot7730
      @pamelagot7730 6 лет назад +10

      Liv ChimChim2904 me 2 tbh but at least we are learning something

    • @WateverWatever04
      @WateverWatever04 6 лет назад +1

      butera's moonlight Saaame

    • @nicolezab7609
      @nicolezab7609 6 лет назад +3

      I have two essays to write but you know....

  • @paigenickita5125
    @paigenickita5125 4 года назад +131

    He always wore a turban huh...?
    Professor quarrel anyone?

    • @graceless000
      @graceless000 4 года назад +1

      Paige Nickita omg yes XD

    • @alex.r.891
      @alex.r.891 3 года назад +1

      YEEEeeEEEEEESSSSSSSSSsss

  • @meghan7474
    @meghan7474 5 лет назад +25

    Is it just me or does a background person scream “Woo, Spring Break!” at 17:36 😂😂

  • @sheren_b
    @sheren_b 6 лет назад +36

    The amount of excitement Garrett had thru this entire video was both adorable and unsettling (esp when the bull was stabbed) lol
    Also I love the style changes, usually sit the cut out way but the CSI breakdown and the pixel art was really cool.
    Seriously this is my favorite series and one of the top ones at Buzzfeed!

  • @kei.mp_
    @kei.mp_ 6 лет назад +598

    Yo Shane. You have to do the story of Rasputin!! It’s crazy!!

    • @liameg9460
      @liameg9460 6 лет назад +1

      omg yes

    • @e.vanl.
      @e.vanl. 6 лет назад +2

      Wolf Hitoki Yes, that's such an interesting story!

    • @thebleeves3416
      @thebleeves3416 6 лет назад +1

      A hundred percent!

    • @iprobablywontseeyourreply.7193
      @iprobablywontseeyourreply.7193 6 лет назад +4

      Yeah but don't most ppl know it?

    • @kei.mp_
      @kei.mp_ 6 лет назад +4

      Kara Ruckle not the full story about how he was killed and such. Plus I think I’d be fun to see it animated ya know

  • @ye-average-artist3890
    @ye-average-artist3890 5 лет назад +82

    Holy crud, u just noticed that imposter Smerdis has red eyes just like the magain, *FORESHADOWING* how did I not notice this till now?

    • @englishatheart
      @englishatheart 4 года назад

      You*

    • @ye-average-artist3890
      @ye-average-artist3890 4 года назад

      @@englishatheart... It was actually meant to be *I.... But thanks for drawing my attention to the typo....

  • @sleepysmartboy6287
    @sleepysmartboy6287 4 года назад +41

    "He returned to the king to give him the good news of his murdered brother"

  • @emilyking1177
    @emilyking1177 6 лет назад +75

    This is the only other buzzfeed series besides unsolved I like...please keep it, I need as much Shana and Ryan as I can in a week

    • @fairytailgirl123
      @fairytailgirl123 6 лет назад +1

      Emily King Shana ? Omg Conspiracy theory Shane is actually a girl

    • @emilyking1177
      @emilyking1177 6 лет назад

      kidflashgirl123 definitely

  • @ginnycherry7235
    @ginnycherry7235 6 лет назад +52

    I lost it at "call IX-I-I!" When the assassin guy jumped xD

  • @meghan7474
    @meghan7474 5 лет назад +19

    I want a T-shirt that says, “Everything’s coming up Smerdis” 😂😂😂

  • @tarrierevenant7938
    @tarrierevenant7938 4 года назад +23

    “It is a pretty bold thing to go ‘that guy’s wearing a hat because he doesn’t have ears. Not ‘he had a bad haircut’ but no he got both his ears cut off.”

  • @sarahg1663
    @sarahg1663 6 лет назад +75

    "Squally squoop, fucko" 😂😂 7:28

    • @EmceeMayo
      @EmceeMayo 6 лет назад +2

      KILLED ME 😂😂

  • @KyleeOBrienKyleeMay
    @KyleeOBrienKyleeMay 6 лет назад +66

    Garret is such a good addition to this episode, he is soooooo funny!!!!!!!!!

  • @lilabarnette8592
    @lilabarnette8592 5 лет назад +25

    “ Everything’s comin up Smerdis” 😂

  • @meghanjsandberg
    @meghanjsandberg 5 лет назад +74

    Anyone notice the squally squoop callback at 7:26

  • @tusancho5358
    @tusancho5358 6 лет назад +179

    Ryan and Shane are saving this channel ,Buzzfeed blue would suffer without them,to be honest

  • @kjarrett99
    @kjarrett99 6 лет назад +61

    3:26 you can hear Shanes hooting and hollering and swearing to demonstrate Cambyses' rage

  • @kateijrjdro5734
    @kateijrjdro5734 6 лет назад +316

    B.C.E??? Before Christ evaporated?!!!

  • @freyacharlotte3700
    @freyacharlotte3700 5 лет назад +41

    i want to officially confess my love to whoever edits these videos

    • @PoochieCollins
      @PoochieCollins 4 года назад +1

      @freya : Me. For our date, do you like to hike?

  • @ExoHazzy
    @ExoHazzy 6 лет назад +86

    This gotta be one of the best, if not the best episode from this series.

  • @enigmaticginger
    @enigmaticginger 6 лет назад +50

    *”All of them are average at best.”*

  • @KuR58
    @KuR58 5 лет назад +94

    It's 2019 and I still am craving for more of this

    • @free_falling_in_abyss
      @free_falling_in_abyss 4 года назад +4

      Almost 2020 and same

    • @oliviakay6473
      @oliviakay6473 4 года назад +9

      Check out Puppet History on Shane and Ryan’s channel the Watcher if you haven’t! It’s absolute gold

    • @dainn0668
      @dainn0668 3 года назад +1

      And I'm still waiting for more

  • @reneearwen
    @reneearwen 5 лет назад +21

    5:31 you've brought me such joy; where's my bow and arrow??? 🤣🤣

  • @schuylerdade
    @schuylerdade 6 лет назад +104

    Please have Garrett in more of these. His laugh is infectious.

  • @oreo_chichi_2024
    @oreo_chichi_2024 6 лет назад +128

    2:13
    I had a feeling there would be a joke about Cyrus' head, and I was not disappointed.

  • @vishnukavithakumar4993
    @vishnukavithakumar4993 4 года назад +42

    Sara :Who got the cutest butt..
    Shane: Who judges that..
    Sara: Meee..

  • @12Knaves
    @12Knaves 4 года назад +38

    Honestly this whole thing sounds a little suspicious. I wonder if Darius wanted to usurp the throne, and needed a theory to make his claim valid. So he made up this whole "imposter king" story to garner widespread support for the assault on the palace. The Magi genocide afterward just makes him look like a Magi hater, and that he didn't like that a Magi held power at the top.
    Its a perfect plan.
    1) Come up with a theory that Smerdis's rule wasn't rightful. (i.e he wasn't really Smerdis)
    2) Use this theory to get the other nobleman to support the cause. I'm guessing Smerdis's was pretty terrible, so perhaps didn't need a lot of convincing.
    3) Coax a close associate of the former king to confirm the theory out loud.
    4) Storm palace without a fight and slay Smerdis and his Magi buddy.
    5) The theory of the imposter Smerdis is explained to the people to prevent a crisis and to prevent any claim of a wrongful revolt by Darius and the noblemen.
    Super easy, barely an inconvenience.

    • @tylerdurden3722
      @tylerdurden3722 2 года назад +10

      Yap. We know today that Darius was the actual imposter.
      This entire story was the "official" story Darius wrote on monuments to legitimatimize his rule.
      Bardiya (a.k.a Smerdis) was not fake...he was the real son of Cyrus the Great.
      Darius was some random dude who claimed to be a long lost relative, descended from Cyrus the Great's brother. We know today that his real mother was a wealthy Elamite (so Darius was probably not even a Persian).
      The Magi tribe had a lot of power due to the Zoroastrian priests coming from that tribe, and they kind of challenged the power of the throne...Darius used them as scape goats, and killed multiple birds with one stone.
      The Magi scattered all over the known world to escape persecution and now we have words like Magic and Magician in the English language.
      After this, Darius made a habit of accusing political enemies of being imposters. And he went out of his way to portray himself as the opposite of an imposter...overdoing it a bit.
      Ironically, this imposter turned out to be a very successful king. He completely restructured Cyrus' empire and turned it into the Persian Empire...and increased it to its greatest size.
      Also, Cambyses wasnt as evil as portrayed by Darius...which is another red flag.