Three Hilariously Terrible Popes

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  • Опубликовано: 24 мар 2018
  • “Demon pope, perv pope, and... well, you’ll see.”
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Комментарии • 4,1 тыс.

  • @maelakay6033
    @maelakay6033 4 года назад +6248

    we all just gonna ignore how monk homie admitted to extreme edging

    • @oogabooga5295
      @oogabooga5295 4 года назад +319

      EXTREME EDGING FFFFFFNFJFNFN

    • @maelakay6033
      @maelakay6033 4 года назад +181

      ooga booga call it how it is

    • @magdalene74
      @magdalene74 4 года назад +58

      pretty sure he wasnt a catholic monk.

    • @lwzalmendra4174
      @lwzalmendra4174 4 года назад +40

      extreme edging fffffffffffuuuuuuuuuu.....

    • @lyancrown7648
      @lyancrown7648 4 года назад +123

      He cute too

  • @miannwn
    @miannwn 6 лет назад +6494

    THE WAY SHANE AND RYAN BOTH TURN TO LOOK AT THE CAMERA AFTER HE SAYS 'THAT WAS A JOKE' IM SNORTING WHAT ARE THEY ON THE OFFICE

  • @meeramothilal
    @meeramothilal 5 лет назад +3388

    "You do realize that not everyone had a primal urge to dig up a dead body and yell at it, right?"

  • @sarahhales1505
    @sarahhales1505 5 лет назад +3307

    It is rumored that Alexander VI (Rodrigo Borgia) used his son Cesar as the model for the image of Jesus that we all know today.

    • @pigeon1178
      @pigeon1178 5 лет назад +181

      Well you have to admit the resemblance is ridiculous

    • @fusel5883
      @fusel5883 4 года назад +25

      Gregorian why is it a bad myth?

    • @Illbewhateveriwannado
      @Illbewhateveriwannado 4 года назад +225

      I heard that the image of Jesus we all know today is based off of Leonardo da Vinci’s lover.

    • @Kerosene.Dreams
      @Kerosene.Dreams 4 года назад +61

      It is my understanding that it is actually Constantine, the guy that created Constantinople.

    • @Skadi609
      @Skadi609 4 года назад +61

      @@fusel5883 Because depictions of long haired bearded Jesus existed way before Cesare's birth

  • @myst66
    @myst66 6 лет назад +6783

    Mob: LETS ROPE THE POPE, LETS ROPE THE POPE. LETS-
    *solar eclipse*
    Mob: Run awaaaaay!!

  • @mickey9111
    @mickey9111 5 лет назад +7249

    I love how Shane always has Ryan on the show. Like the other people come and go but the whole time his best friend Ryan is right there at his side.

    • @tree.mctree
      @tree.mctree 4 года назад +958

      Mickey Vickey Vlogs along w his girlfriend Sara. His two best pals are on his show.

    • @carolinabeltran8420
      @carolinabeltran8420 4 года назад +127

      Its so beautiful😢

    • @nikerdz
      @nikerdz 4 года назад +85

      @@tree.mctree which is why it needs to come back T--T

    • @EatPieNProsper
      @EatPieNProsper 4 года назад +61

      He's the Alan to his Steven Fry

    • @Alchemy818.
      @Alchemy818. 4 года назад +25

      This is so wholesome 😍

  • @banditthekid9753
    @banditthekid9753 4 года назад +1807

    after nine months of decay, that pope's corpse would be well into the dry/skeletal phase of decomposition. so while this was an awful, gross thing they did, at least they didn't have a bloated, rotting corpse up there, it was just a skeleton dude with robes and a hat on which is kind of a funny scene to picture

    • @nina.robbs565
      @nina.robbs565 3 года назад +53

      that would actually be a cool piece of art

    • @burningcandles7692
      @burningcandles7692 3 года назад +33

      This is a cursed thought

    • @kaseynickel
      @kaseynickel 2 года назад +42

      But can you imagine if it was bloated so bad to the point of almost exploding? Then they place it in court and it starts making these weird noises then BOOM! Splash zone!

    • @user-rc8xu8mk6k
      @user-rc8xu8mk6k 2 года назад +20

      not all the time... when they dug out my great great uncle who was a priest his corpse hadn't rotted yet, it was bloated and smelled awful

    • @DecemberSfy
      @DecemberSfy 2 года назад +7

      Unless he was embalmed or mummified. Which he indefinitely was not.

  • @punkpuppyluv
    @punkpuppyluv 5 лет назад +1388

    Ryan: we all have our inner demons
    Me: yeah but you got Ricky

  • @amelialauren1716
    @amelialauren1716 5 лет назад +5556

    They cut off that one pope's thumb, forefinger, and middle finger on one of his hands because those are the fingers they use to bless things, so losing those fingers is like taking his removal from papacy even further

    • @IndianaJonas96
      @IndianaJonas96 5 лет назад +115

      Thank you for this useful knowledge!!!!

    • @janetai1277
      @janetai1277 5 лет назад +31

      Damn....that's brutal

    • @Lilithly
      @Lilithly 5 лет назад +41

      @Regret is my middle name really? I heard they cut off both the index and the middle finger which is where the reversed peace sign (basically the same meaning as the middle finger in the uk) came from.

    • @rareELL
      @rareELL 5 лет назад

      I was like 666

    • @itnotmeitu3896
      @itnotmeitu3896 5 лет назад +31

      Corey yeah it was during the 100 years war French knight would cut off english longbowmens fingers, and that middle finger thing was a taunt by English archers who were never caught!😂

  • @raine-time
    @raine-time 6 лет назад +10422

    Ryan created Unsolved, Shane created Ruining History. I love how both of their buzzfeed series are super popular. Goes to show how these two carry the channel lmao.

    • @waterwiccax
      @waterwiccax 6 лет назад +42

      Russ RedCloud they really do

    • @jessicabraud3307
      @jessicabraud3307 6 лет назад +510

      I only watch Buzzfeed for Shane and Ryan tbh

    • @lime_green_gurl101k6
      @lime_green_gurl101k6 6 лет назад +17

      Jessie Braud Same

    • @maxebanana6143
      @maxebanana6143 6 лет назад +345

      I actually dont like buzzfeed at all. The only reason why im still here is because I love watching them two

    • @rouzbeakhlaghi3038
      @rouzbeakhlaghi3038 6 лет назад +75

      We should make a hashtag for them by which we urge them to leave CrapFeed and start their own channel. I'm pretty sure they would be more than able to kickstart it.

  • @madeline3617
    @madeline3617 4 года назад +734

    "But there was an eclipse!"
    me: *desperately searching through the comments waiting for someone to make a fire nation reference*

    • @zeolith_zozo
      @zeolith_zozo 4 года назад +5

      OH MY GOD SKKSKSKSK

    • @jasss188
      @jasss188 4 года назад +9

      Lmaooo you’ve earned my respect🤣

    • @Larissawesome
      @Larissawesome 3 года назад +9

      They literally pulled a reverse invasion of the fire nation

    • @orchid8540
      @orchid8540 3 года назад +3

      oh look, you dropped this: my respect. here you go!

  • @quintenreimer554
    @quintenreimer554 Год назад +168

    I like that even then you can already see glimpses of puppet history.

    • @celt0131
      @celt0131 11 месяцев назад +5

      I love puppet history!!! Yall so right

    • @venerandoalamaresjr.8910
      @venerandoalamaresjr.8910 9 месяцев назад +8

      Especially when the Professor talked about Cesare, who in here was mentioned a bit from the pope known for the Chestnut parties 💀

  • @Tramper27
    @Tramper27 5 лет назад +3683

    i love how sara applies that chapstick like shes chuggin a beer,,,, mood

  • @bridgetphelan4742
    @bridgetphelan4742 6 лет назад +482

    Ryan: "You're acting like he assassinated him with a string of hotdogs. It's a fucking rope."
    Honestly the best line.

  • @natasyaellen5690
    @natasyaellen5690 4 года назад +477

    Anyone notice the cards when they start introducing the popes?
    "Popemon"

    • @tamarkb6833
      @tamarkb6833 2 года назад +5

      I swear if pope/saint trading cards exist....

  • @user-bv2wo8te8f
    @user-bv2wo8te8f 4 года назад +2407

    *Meanwhile the "updated" people are happily watching "puppet history" in shane,ryan and steven's independent channel called "watcher"*
    *Here comes another comment which i got 1.6 likes. Thank you!*

    • @Linhdoesstuff
      @Linhdoesstuff 4 года назад +95

      I watch both, and Unsolved too, because I love their humor.

    • @lilithwills812
      @lilithwills812 4 года назад +46

      It's good. It's a different format, but worth a watch.

    • @TaurusWitch29
      @TaurusWitch29 4 года назад +38

      Theres only 2 episodes, gotta binge on the classics until more come along

    • @artificialpanda7173
      @artificialpanda7173 4 года назад +4

      I dunno. Their new channel seems pretty dry to me. Even the muppets show didn't feel funny to me. Maybe because they're still experimenting on new stuffs to put on their channel.

    • @rishikagoswami2617
      @rishikagoswami2617 4 года назад +28

      @@artificialpanda7173 the last episode of puppet master was good. Had me rolling. It was on a Titanic surviver..

  • @isabelhaupenthal9417
    @isabelhaupenthal9417 6 лет назад +579

    "I cancel plans when it rains" ME

  • @oliviam2437
    @oliviam2437 5 лет назад +916

    "ARE YOUUU JOSHINN' MEEEEEE?????"

  • @adrianaay043
    @adrianaay043 4 года назад +477

    Ryan "we all have inner demons"
    Shane literally a demon

    • @jasminguiza6227
      @jasminguiza6227 4 года назад +4

      Belle Ayala Ricky: What do you know peasant (Ryan)?

    • @chhandamandal5209
      @chhandamandal5209 4 года назад

      Bro he is a grey (an alien species) not a demon. Even though it's theorised that he has some control over demons.

    • @nicolelouise9779
      @nicolelouise9779 2 года назад +5

      Shane isn't Ryan's inner demons, Shane is more like an outer demon you know that fun friend that you jokingly call a demon but in actually is a demon.

    • @jackroberts2704
      @jackroberts2704 2 года назад +3

      Sara has to keep him in a Salt circle

  • @antonialunarius9564
    @antonialunarius9564 4 года назад +982

    Shane: “...We are all pretty intelligent now.”
    *everyone ducking buying out toilet paper nearly nation wide for a virus that doesn’t cause you to go #2 viciously*
    Me: “No. No, we aren’t.”

    • @bobbyshewan4229
      @bobbyshewan4229 4 года назад +6

      Antonia Lunarius facts lmao it’s a miracle I managed to find any

    • @The_UmbrellaMan
      @The_UmbrellaMan 4 года назад +19

      I work at a grocery store, can confirm that people are idiots.

    • @maxamillion26093
      @maxamillion26093 Год назад

      Of all the things to hoard and that’s what we gate kept🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @noellefritz5678
      @noellefritz5678 4 месяца назад

      how do you not realize it's because if the apocalypse happens, then the toilet paper is eventually going to run out and there's no alternative

    • @antonialunarius9564
      @antonialunarius9564 4 месяца назад

      @@noellefritz5678 honestly forgot I commented here XD. Yeah no I realize that. There’s not a lot of good alternatives out there since most of us don’t know how to identify big leaf plants without a book. And toilet paper on its own, it’s kind of versatile to an extent.

  • @minamori2692
    @minamori2692 6 лет назад +617

    “That’s real. I cancel plans cuz it rains.”
    Too true lolol

  • @sunshinedevotee9149
    @sunshinedevotee9149 6 лет назад +1767

    i keep replaying 24:51 lmao, the way shane and ryan look at the camera i'm dead haha

    • @pisces6220
      @pisces6220 5 лет назад +68

      sunshine devotee what killed me was Sara’s reaction at 20:07

    • @joshuadouglas2962
      @joshuadouglas2962 5 лет назад +64

      Oof that unison though. You can tell they've done a tonne of Unsolved together

    • @rice.jpg2
      @rice.jpg2 5 лет назад +18

      They’re soulmates I tell ya

    • @Mikalino13
      @Mikalino13 4 года назад +4

      the EXACT unison of it sendsssss

  • @72snailsinatrenchcoat19
    @72snailsinatrenchcoat19 4 года назад +187

    Shane: They decided to murder him with rope!
    My brain for no damn reason: k i n k y

  • @khameronsmith108
    @khameronsmith108 4 года назад +238

    Shane: Everyone put on your history glasses
    Ryan: No, I don't think I will

  • @kincaiddebell2827
    @kincaiddebell2827 6 лет назад +317

    “He has inner demons”
    *sigh* “We all have inner demons”

  • @lenasharmaine8296
    @lenasharmaine8296 6 лет назад +1070

    Shane would make a great history teacher.

  • @heydemonsityaboiasher9079
    @heydemonsityaboiasher9079 4 года назад +207

    "Don't we all have inner demons?"
    .....
    ...Ricky Goldsworth?

  • @Michelle-tz6qh
    @Michelle-tz6qh 4 года назад +300

    Who else is here waiting for the next episode of Puppet History?

  • @georgiac.5352
    @georgiac.5352 6 лет назад +2627

    Those red bottom heels when he died 😂

    • @babahu15
      @babahu15 6 лет назад +45

      Georgia Skinner I thought the scandal was gonna be that the Pope was a woman the whole time

    • @TheAwkwardYear
      @TheAwkwardYear 6 лет назад +8

      I guess you could say ... these is bloody shoes *csi yeeeeehaaaa*

    • @beautifullEternal
      @beautifullEternal 5 лет назад +9

      Maibre Edwards I read somewhere heels started as shoes for butchers so they didn’t stand directly in the blood? Don’t know if actually factual.

    • @AlyssaRicks
      @AlyssaRicks 5 лет назад +2

      Gotta die in them Loubs, amirite?

  • @bashful_michael
    @bashful_michael 6 лет назад +3348

    I always look forward to these. Shane is the perfect storyteller and the guests provide good commentary. I feel like I learn so much, more than I ever did in history class. This was a really good episode!

  • @MadGrubble
    @MadGrubble 4 года назад +602

    I love this, but TBH I’d watch anything with Shane and Ryan in it.

    • @TaurusWitch29
      @TaurusWitch29 4 года назад +18

      New channel called the watcher if you didnt know! Puppet history is hilarious!

    • @oatesnmilk
      @oatesnmilk 3 года назад +1

      YEAA H >>

    • @bedroombohemian5632
      @bedroombohemian5632 3 года назад +3

      Sara is amazing tho

    • @damenwhelan3236
      @damenwhelan3236 11 месяцев назад

      Except let's plays and drinking videos....

  • @thething2723
    @thething2723 5 лет назад +194

    They gonna talk about the three popes that declared themselves pope at the same time, and all excommunicated the other

    • @lexigrimhaive
      @lexigrimhaive 3 года назад +11

      At the time that must have been a horrible situation for the average person, but now, in modern times, the 3 simultaneous popes m all excommunicating each other thing is so freaking funny to me.

  • @Soladat
    @Soladat 6 лет назад +741

    I was putting chapstick on and looking at my phone when i heard Shane say put your chapstick away and i was honestly so terrified i had to rewind it to see if he actually said that lmao

    • @losyle
      @losyle 6 лет назад +9

      just when i was reading this he said it WHAT KIND OF SORCERY IS THIS

    • @ameliakreiensieck7983
      @ameliakreiensieck7983 6 лет назад +1

      master key i ThINk NoT!!

  • @connercarey
    @connercarey 6 лет назад +302

    pretty impressed you got all those popes to appear on the show.

    • @okay9340
      @okay9340 6 лет назад +3

      Conner lee Carey yeah! like, buzzfeed must be loaded to bring all three of them!

  • @coollittlegremlin7243
    @coollittlegremlin7243 5 лет назад +461

    12:48
    "lannister vibes"
    LMAO the whole borgia family is like irl lannisters

    • @itnotmeitu3896
      @itnotmeitu3896 4 года назад +9

      And the Hapsburgs

    • @cthulhuftagn4645
      @cthulhuftagn4645 4 года назад +14

      Lucricia, Giovanni, Gioffre & Cesare. Italian Barmy Army, The Borgia Family

  • @hashmitabhawnani8723
    @hashmitabhawnani8723 5 лет назад +123

    I love how after the last Pope said "That was a joke" Shane and Ryan both looked away at the same time.

  • @landyang13
    @landyang13 6 лет назад +195

    24:50 Shane and Ryan’s reaction 😂 those 2 know how to interact with an audience

  • @smokesparkdragonfly1368
    @smokesparkdragonfly1368 6 лет назад +820

    Three terrible popes: you won't believe what they did with chestnuts

  • @bonepaste_3336
    @bonepaste_3336 5 лет назад +1597

    Hey can Alexander VI tell me how
    To flirt with girls thanks
    -helpless lesbian

  • @ellie4328
    @ellie4328 4 года назад +184

    I love how different ruining history’s and unsolved’s editing is like you can tell which show is Ryan and which show is Shane😂

  • @Spongebobs4Life
    @Spongebobs4Life 6 лет назад +5315

    This is my favourite show rn. And I don’t feel guilty lying in bed and watching because IM LEARNING, MOM!

    • @kierascriven6864
      @kierascriven6864 6 лет назад +30

      Em B literally me.😂

    • @alexandra1511
      @alexandra1511 6 лет назад +4

      You should learn to spell

    • @kierascriven6864
      @kierascriven6864 6 лет назад +40

      -KissesA some countries spell favourite instead of favorite, but you must have missed that in grammar school, so shut up.

    • @alexandra1511
      @alexandra1511 6 лет назад +8

      Kiera Scriven Obviously, no one can take a joke 🙄

    • @kierascriven6864
      @kierascriven6864 6 лет назад +34

      -KissesA obviously, it didn't sound like one.

  • @cecilia____2184
    @cecilia____2184 6 лет назад +926

    The Monk dude needs to make a video where he tells the story of his monk days Buzzfeed you need to do this it would be a gigantic missed opportunity if you guys didn't

    • @Nucleyus
      @Nucleyus 6 лет назад +3

      Cecilia Lopes let this idea be possible! 💕😍

    • @AcidRainbowSkies
      @AcidRainbowSkies 6 лет назад +2

      YESSS

    • @caroline-gx5cs
      @caroline-gx5cs 6 лет назад +6

      That would be interesting but maybe w/ someone else bc he said he was only there for 2 weeks

    • @sarahrayanne184
      @sarahrayanne184 6 лет назад

      Monks live pretty basic and uninteresting lives

    • @TBegay
      @TBegay 6 лет назад +16

      Aria (not sure of spelling) he's just an interesting dude. He interned at the White House too. He got spanked on camera by a camgirl for a video once. If he ever wrote a book -I'd buy it.

  • @Ashleyls17
    @Ashleyls17 5 лет назад +490

    I wish they would make more of these Ruining History episodes.

    • @Goosebelldog
      @Goosebelldog 4 года назад +33

      You should check out puppet history on the Watcher, Shane made his own show! I really like it so far :D

    • @Ashleyls17
      @Ashleyls17 4 года назад +5

      @@Goosebelldog Yes. I have been watching it, but thank you for the suggestion.

  • @JoshuaStaMaria-dt5rt
    @JoshuaStaMaria-dt5rt 4 года назад +296

    Please, Season 2!!!!!!! It's 2019!!!!!

    • @kaykaystar2354
      @kaykaystar2354 4 года назад +8

      Its 2020 now

    • @Kakyuu
      @Kakyuu 4 года назад +18

      Go search for Puppet History.

    • @marigoose4667
      @marigoose4667 4 года назад +2

      I think the show was canceled.

    • @kaitlyndaenzer9799
      @kaitlyndaenzer9799 4 года назад +4

      @@marigoose4667 check out puppet history on watcher. Improves upon this series imo

    • @beha7554
      @beha7554 3 года назад

      Its 2021 now

  • @forvanityssake
    @forvanityssake 6 лет назад +597

    You guys NEED to do an episode about the teenage, cross-dressing, promiscuous, murdered-on-the-orders-of-his-own-grandmother Roman emperor Elagabalus. He literally smothered his dinner guests to death with flower petals!

    • @ashalyce421
      @ashalyce421 6 лет назад +5

      OH MY GOD YES DO THIS ONE PLEASE

    • @decepticonne
      @decepticonne 6 лет назад +12

      that's the scene depicted in this painting btw :)
      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Roses_of_Heliogabalus

    • @flowersintheKitchen
      @flowersintheKitchen 6 лет назад +4

      flblbl wonderful painting, by the way

    • @halimaanita2784
      @halimaanita2784 6 лет назад +1

      OMG YES!!!!

    • @kiri1082
      @kiri1082 6 лет назад +2

      He also used Christians as candles

  • @scarlettvamp7029
    @scarlettvamp7029 6 лет назад +382

    “that real.. i cancel plans cause it rains” hahahaha me toooooo

  • @ellethompson2781
    @ellethompson2781 5 лет назад +129

    12:53 if u listen closely, you can hear either ryan or shane yelling "SPRING BREAK" from the D.B cooper ep of unsolved

  • @Lucy-fn9rj
    @Lucy-fn9rj 5 лет назад +50

    i just realized a giant mob was trying to strangle an eleven-year-old with rope... that shit's rough dude

  • @jonahlieb4118
    @jonahlieb4118 6 лет назад +360

    You can say that pope Benedict wasn't popeular.

    • @octobermidnights
      @octobermidnights 6 лет назад +3

      Jonah Lieb I shouldn’t have laughed as hard as I did at this comment 💀

    • @nikkiberay4903
      @nikkiberay4903 6 лет назад

      Jonah Lieb why are you the way you are

  • @rc9015
    @rc9015 6 лет назад +629

    how is no one talking about how CUTE the ex monk is

  • @TheComfyGeek
    @TheComfyGeek 5 лет назад +376

    I wanna see another season!
    BRING ME ANOTHER!!

    • @DiabolicalButler
      @DiabolicalButler 4 года назад +1

      like wouldnt it be actually REALLY NASTY to bring up the popes that were around during the inquisition and witch hunts and dungeons and torture obsession?.... i guess maybe thats not funny but they are truly the monsters

    • @LXW-Arts
      @LXW-Arts 4 года назад

      Eat your green beans first

    • @ultimateloser3411
      @ultimateloser3411 4 года назад

      Search Watcher just in case

    • @carlyantolick
      @carlyantolick 3 года назад

      This season, I like it.
      ANOTHER!

  • @angieperez3622
    @angieperez3622 5 лет назад +59

    “I was 17, the hormones were raging”
    “So? You’re gonna then blue ball yourself?”
    “Heh heh , i was sadistic”
    Me too sis. Me too.

  • @Jillbles
    @Jillbles 6 лет назад +386

    I really like these. Both for the overall content Shane provides, and because whoever is doing the animations & captions is KILLING IT.

    • @blanketfort
      @blanketfort 6 лет назад +19

      If i'm not mistaken, Shane does the editing with another dude

  • @TheMoonAndStars
    @TheMoonAndStars 6 лет назад +223

    I just realized there is a little symbol on the top right hand corner of the cards and it says POPEMON 😂 That's funny

  • @Grim_Sister
    @Grim_Sister 2 года назад +17

    Alexander Borgia also had a cardinal complain about Michelangelo’s art.
    When Michelangelo drew the cardinal in hell, nude and having the snake of Eden munching on his naughty bits, he ran raging to Borgia.
    Borgia, in response, told him “As Pope, I control Heaven and Earth. However, I have no control over Hell.”
    In other words, not his department

  • @caitlynh210
    @caitlynh210 5 лет назад +128

    "Much like Canadian prime minister Justin Trudeau" I'M DEAD

  • @greatalexander3820
    @greatalexander3820 6 лет назад +479

    Just a little information for those that care, the three fingers that were chopped off are the three fingers that are used to grant Papal blessings.

    • @Skadi609
      @Skadi609 6 лет назад +13

      Great Alexander Yeah poor Formosius went through such a disgrace just because he supported the wrong party😞. Fortunately, his successor got what was coming to him.

    • @greatalexander3820
      @greatalexander3820 6 лет назад +16

      Unfortunately that is the inevitable result of when a Pope values his position as a secular land owner as highly as he does his spiritual position, he gets embroiled in messy politics.
      At least this period of Papal history wasn't as messy as the Western Schism.

    • @Skadi609
      @Skadi609 6 лет назад

      Great Alexander When Western and Eastern Church(XIth century) split or the Protestant Reformation(XVIth)?(I'm French so I don't exactly know what the denomination Western Schism is referring to)

    • @greatalexander3820
      @greatalexander3820 6 лет назад +3

      Actually im talking about the French schism :) The Avignon Papacy meets the Roman Papacy en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Western_Schism
      When Three popes split Catholicism.

    • @Skadi609
      @Skadi609 6 лет назад +5

      Great Alexander Of course! The antipopes😀*facepalm! When you mentioned Avignon, I didn't need to watch your link to guess what period you were referring to😂. Thanks for the fresh memory.
      It's said that Catherine of Sienna intervened to push Popes to get back to Rome.
      Just imagine: two popes claiming to be the bishop of Rome and excommunicating each other ☺

  • @mangomaking
    @mangomaking 6 лет назад +652

    "he should've called himself pope tweety bird.... 'cause pope sylvester...... :)"
    *_sara i'm crying you're the best_*

    • @teddya6108
      @teddya6108 6 лет назад +7

      Honestly where can I buy a Sara she’s too great

  • @remustsukinoouji5959
    @remustsukinoouji5959 5 лет назад +90

    and then Alexander VI went on to steal the piece of Eden and whatever

  • @FlyMeUpSoHigh
    @FlyMeUpSoHigh 5 лет назад +97

    Me, sees the word "chestnuts": Yup, I know where this is going.

  • @neoangelo6187
    @neoangelo6187 6 лет назад +109

    I love how Ryan and Shane both looked at the camera in sync at the end

  • @qxrx
    @qxrx 6 лет назад +675

    I love how happy Shane is in ruining history

    • @jrk3029
      @jrk3029 6 лет назад +6

      Shane can ruin anything but in a good way

    • @QUEENCARDTTT
      @QUEENCARDTTT 6 лет назад +4

      It is his calling

  • @kjartanp4428
    @kjartanp4428 4 года назад +58

    Ey if someone makes those "Popemon cards" then I'm gonna buy them as a joke gift xD

  • @tytoalbasoren9457
    @tytoalbasoren9457 4 года назад +21

    24:50 I like how Shane and Ryan turn to look at the camera IN SYNC right after he said "but that was a joke" just like the characters from the tv series The Office.

  • @AmmarKhan-lt5es
    @AmmarKhan-lt5es 6 лет назад +560

    When unsolved is on break so this is you’re only source of happiness

  • @_danyiel
    @_danyiel 6 лет назад +541

    God i love how happy shane is in this show, in unsolved he hates his life half the time and the other half it’s true crime

    • @jazzkz9216
      @jazzkz9216 6 лет назад +2

      Daniel Guo so true lol

    • @_danyiel
      @_danyiel 6 лет назад +27

      Jana Kulka It’s nice to see the big headed giant smile sometimes

    • @lanaaskari624
      @lanaaskari624 6 лет назад +2

      this is my new favorite comment

    • @grethangrethan280
      @grethangrethan280 6 лет назад +5

      what u mean he doesnt hate his life in unsolved

    • @katiehorsley4398
      @katiehorsley4398 6 лет назад +1

      LMAO fam 😂

  • @lush-retina
    @lush-retina 5 лет назад +141

    This is the most PG pope exposé I have ever watched (y'all didn't even say the word incest once) but it was still really entertaining.

  • @euming
    @euming 2 года назад +21

    9:24 "Oh, you're taking your chair with you." He's probably gonna take his holy seat with him, sell it to his uncle, and then come back and take it again. Very on point for this pope.

  • @dramaqueen465
    @dramaqueen465 6 лет назад +112

    Pope Stephen, "SPEAK, YOU HEATHEN!"
    Pope Formosus, "..................."

  • @jacquelinechavez3040
    @jacquelinechavez3040 6 лет назад +548

    Can we get more background into the dude who was a monk when he was 17?

    • @hez5160
      @hez5160 6 лет назад +46

      Jacqueline Chavez Children were often given to monasteries and trained from as young as seven to become monks. Not uncommon to have teenage monks.

    • @Linhdoesstuff
      @Linhdoesstuff 5 лет назад +24

      He has a whole vid about that.

    • @TwelvetreeZ
      @TwelvetreeZ 5 лет назад +13

      ruclips.net/video/fhHZInIvD7k/видео.html

    • @Onestonedbake
      @Onestonedbake 5 лет назад +2

      This is pretty common if you come from a Buddhist family. 17 is still kinda old to be in training

    • @lunettasuziejewel2080
      @lunettasuziejewel2080 Год назад

      If I recall my tour guide in Chiang Mai correctly, in Thailand teenage boys will spend some time as monks. It's like Rumspringe in reverse; you take a break from normal life to be a monk, and stay in the monastery if you like it better.

  • @FirebirdMiner
    @FirebirdMiner 5 лет назад +37

    I love the "mob mob mob mob MOB MOB" yells at 21:57

  • @helloesimon6393
    @helloesimon6393 4 года назад +58

    As a Canadian, I am dead because of laughing at the comment about Justin Trudeau talking to demons and having magic book.

  • @Mariuhh
    @Mariuhh 6 лет назад +368

    i appreciate who've makes the animations

  • @gehadsamir5663
    @gehadsamir5663 6 лет назад +91

    *fun fact* "if you laughed at any of this you're going straight to hell" lmao 😂

  • @Doc_Aspy
    @Doc_Aspy 4 года назад +19

    Been over a year and I'm just now noticing the "Popemon" on the cards. Oml

  • @TheDude4077
    @TheDude4077 5 лет назад +39

    You don't need to teach me about Alexander VI, I played Assasin's Creed II.

    • @trinitytriplett2776
      @trinitytriplett2776 4 года назад +1

      yet another Assassin's Creed reference about Ezio
      YAAASSSS QUEEN!

    • @mctcgm
      @mctcgm 3 года назад

      Ay me too

  • @Svellgarm
    @Svellgarm 6 лет назад +175

    3:22 “Much like Canadian prime minister Justin Trudeau”. Lol, true.

    • @ryanprentice5754
      @ryanprentice5754 4 года назад +5

      Okay but they said he talked to demons and had magic books so were they referencing prime minister Mackenzie King

  • @mrekanovic
    @mrekanovic 6 лет назад +679

    I learned a lot more about Monks in this episode than anything else, hahaha. Thanks Aria.

  • @birbs4596
    @birbs4596 5 лет назад +34

    19:46 He's so done with Ryan lmao

  • @OwlObsessed4
    @OwlObsessed4 3 года назад +14

    when you get an ad for a Catholic dating website in the middle of the story about the banquet of chestnuts....

  • @AndArrington
    @AndArrington 6 лет назад +3239

    *”much like Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau”*

    • @artificialraspberify
      @artificialraspberify 6 лет назад +62

      I think theyre mixing Justin up with Mackenzie-King lol

    • @Zexion352
      @Zexion352 6 лет назад +41

      ...how...how did they know this?

    • @Kifford
      @Kifford 6 лет назад +36

      I thought Mackenzie-King only talked to his dead mother. Didn't know she was a demon. ;)

    • @artificialraspberify
      @artificialraspberify 6 лет назад +15

      K F he held seances all the time we don't know what he was up to ;)

    • @dramaqueen465
      @dramaqueen465 6 лет назад +92

      They're just jealous cause they're stuck with Trump 😋

  • @iamproject100
    @iamproject100 6 лет назад +69

    "I cancle plans 'cause it rains" SAME

  • @jadem4139
    @jadem4139 5 лет назад +52

    Whyyyy did this series have to end!!!

  • @Itsfelicianotfelisha
    @Itsfelicianotfelisha 5 лет назад +16

    Lmao “that’s real. I cancel plans cuz it rains” that tickled my fancy pretty well

  • @RogueVideoRaven
    @RogueVideoRaven 6 лет назад +167

    Surprised they didn’t mention Alexander’s family more. Lucretia might have had a poison ring, Cesare had an assassin friend and helped take out his father’s enemies, Inspired The Prince, Giovanni might have been killed by his siblings, Lucretia was rumored to have slept with all her male relatives, and this family inspired ‘The Godfather’.

    • @im_so_bored3896
      @im_so_bored3896 6 лет назад +21

      i know right? but then again also a few of these things might just be rumors especially the one about lucrezia and cesare fucking

    • @megami7373
      @megami7373 6 лет назад

      RogueVideoRaven WOWZA

    • @TwelvetreeZ
      @TwelvetreeZ 6 лет назад +2

      When you say The Prince, do you mean Machiavelli, right?

    • @satriowirawan3
      @satriowirawan3 6 лет назад +1

      and they all got kiled by a guy named Ezio Auditore da Firenze.

    • @KaladinVegapunk
      @KaladinVegapunk 6 лет назад +2

      satriowirawan3 haha well he didn't kill Lucretia. And Cesare killed his dad. Ezio only killed Cesare and Juan

  • @MewDenise
    @MewDenise 6 лет назад +262

    I support THIS show and Unsolved

  • @astrowolvez
    @astrowolvez Год назад +5

    I miss this series.

    • @flowerfloc
      @flowerfloc Год назад

      then watch puppet history

  • @nifaia
    @nifaia 4 года назад +20

    the waY SHANE SAID "CESARE" MY ITALIAN SOUL IS IN LOVE HHHHH

    • @trinitytriplett2776
      @trinitytriplett2776 4 года назад +1

      it's reminding me of Assassin's Creed: The Ezio Trilogy

  • @LeahSunKyu
    @LeahSunKyu 6 лет назад +168

    Shane: "This boy got some [demons]"
    Sara: "Inner demons"
    Ryan: "Well, we all got inner demons"
    Geez hahaha

    • @jellybaebi
      @jellybaebi 6 лет назад +1

      Cue Ricky Goldsworth

    • @Lucy-fn9rj
      @Lucy-fn9rj 6 лет назад +1

      Ricky Goldsworth's dropping hella hints

  • @omaima4519
    @omaima4519 6 лет назад +416

    make popemon cards for merch

    • @NecroMady
      @NecroMady 6 лет назад +2

      How would you pronounce popemon btw? Like pope-mon or po-pay-mon or Pope-ay-mon or pope-E-mon or pop-E-mon? 🤔🤔

    • @omaima4519
      @omaima4519 6 лет назад +3

      pope - ay- mon

    • @helltotheyeah7963
      @helltotheyeah7963 6 лет назад

      Omaima *pokemon

    • @assmebly
      @assmebly 6 лет назад

      Omaima no.

    • @Lellobeetle
      @Lellobeetle 6 лет назад

      Funhouse Madhouse pope-E-mon

  • @horohorosrin
    @horohorosrin 5 лет назад +204

    Well, Shane challenged us to pinpoint the exact moment he's legitimately, truly angry with Ryan in this episode, so... CHOP CHOP, PEOPLE, GUESS THOSE TIMESTAMPS!

    • @veronikam5542
      @veronikam5542 5 лет назад +33

      I really wanna know too?? Like I saw some people saying it was 19:46 but if thats Shane being angry then thats the most gentle angry I've ever seen

    • @horohorosrin
      @horohorosrin 5 лет назад +31

      It would both surprise me to find that's the moment, yet not surprise me at all that Shane tells us he was mad and it's just... that. Can you imagine that guy raising his voice for purposes other than demon taunting? @@veronikam5542

    • @cattrancy9347
      @cattrancy9347 5 лет назад +14

      I watched it before scrolling down to find a comment like this and the only thing I can think of is maybe he was just real angry inside?? His "I see" is very curt.

    • @ManyMonstersMedia
      @ManyMonstersMedia 5 лет назад +13

      i agree it's either 19:46 or right at the beginning before the intro

    • @sofia-nf2ff
      @sofia-nf2ff 4 года назад +4

      when/where did he say that he was angry with Ryan??

  • @bloepblep4287
    @bloepblep4287 5 лет назад +15

    9:40 The sound effect "HeLLoo" I'm laughing so hard right now

  • @ParadoxGavel
    @ParadoxGavel 6 лет назад +831

    *Buzzfeed Unsolved*
    Ryan: :D
    Shane: :\
    *Ruining History*
    Ryan: :\
    Shane: :D

  • @magentalilies8012
    @magentalilies8012 6 лет назад +661

    I need some Aria in my life.

  • @anushkalols
    @anushkalols 5 лет назад +16

    I CAN'T begin to tell HOW MUCH I love this video, with the edits + Shane's narration & Ryan's inputs...This is a masterpiece of the highest level 😹🍀

  • @Katie80-501
    @Katie80-501 4 года назад +12

    I was about to WWE someone if you left out Pope Steven VI for the corpse trial! That was totally the craziest, most hilarious pope story I had ever heard when I first heard it ages ago!

  • @wickedamoeba8719
    @wickedamoeba8719 6 лет назад +654

    Bad Popes, Bad Popes, what you gonna do? What you gonna do when they come for you?

    • @crassenti
      @crassenti 6 лет назад +8

      I went with “Bad, bad, bad, bad pope, you make me feel so good
      Bad, bad, bad, bad pope, you make me feel so good, knew you would”

    • @alyssatownsend5144
      @alyssatownsend5144 6 лет назад +24

      'What you gonna do when they pray for you?'

    • @alejandromadera597
      @alejandromadera597 6 лет назад +1

      You made my day 😂😂

    • @wickedamoeba8719
      @wickedamoeba8719 6 лет назад +3

      Alyssa Townsend Lol, why didn't I think of that?!😂

    • @phoebesbridges1676
      @phoebesbridges1676 6 лет назад +8

      "What you gonna do when they unbury you?"

  • @MegaPoke14
    @MegaPoke14 6 лет назад +524

    I really do find that guy that was once a monk to be REALLY DAMN CUTE

    • @barakakautsarsofiuddin9288
      @barakakautsarsofiuddin9288 6 лет назад +2

      King Kawlie IKRR what’s his @

    • @MegaPoke14
      @MegaPoke14 6 лет назад +3

      baraka kautsar oh i wish i kneww
      SHOUTOUT: if anyone knows, dont hesitate to reply to this comment pleasee

    • @honey7565
      @honey7565 6 лет назад +7

      @ariainthavong on instagram :>

    • @MegaPoke14
      @MegaPoke14 6 лет назад +3

      honey omg u saved my life thank youu so muchh 💞

    • @koba5485
      @koba5485 6 лет назад

      are you gay?

  • @jocastro2578
    @jocastro2578 9 месяцев назад +3

    The fact that pope Alexander was the topic on this weeks Puppet History

  • @kylahhood9847
    @kylahhood9847 4 года назад +19

    If you miss this show, they are doing something similar on their new channel watchers...but there is a puppet involved!!!!