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  • Опубликовано: 9 сен 2024
  • for the record I recorded this yesterday and lost track of days.

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  • @SeaWitchUSN
    @SeaWitchUSN 2 месяца назад +1977

    “I can’t get away with that….but Florida can” 😂😂😂😂 As a native Floridian… valid

    • @michaelbrown2678
      @michaelbrown2678 2 месяца назад +24

      HLC, this phrase should probably be on a shirt or hat! ☝️😂🥃🇺🇸

    • @josephnolan6323
      @josephnolan6323 2 месяца назад +16

      reminded of me when i was telling a coworker to "do it" in regards to what he was implying that was bad and couldn't say which told him it'll be fine since i get away with a lot of stuff then he immediately goes "joe, you're white" couldn't even be mad that was great

    • @Veltani
      @Veltani 2 месяца назад +11

      Meanwhile us Australians over here are thinking he missed a wonderful opportunity to showcase a recent situation that makes Florida Man look.... well... sane...
      In my town, a guy was caught during daylight hours, in a public carpark with TWO d*ldos, one being up inside, after he had defecated in said carpark, then went to court, and claimed it wasn't him who did it, but he took the charges for someone else.
      Florida Man has nothing on Australia Man

    • @thecursed01
      @thecursed01 2 месяца назад +11

      @@Veltani sounds like any walmart parking lot anywhere in the usa, not just florida, once a day, twice on weekend

    • @Veltani
      @Veltani 2 месяца назад +3

      @thecursed01 true
      But do they go one TV to proclaim their innocence then later ask online to the town if they look like they are a man who would do that?

  • @robertf3479
    @robertf3479 2 месяца назад +473

    "We're about to start playing 'Cowboys & Terrorists!'" Love ya Florida.

  • @EnderMalcolm
    @EnderMalcolm 2 месяца назад +1598

    Missed opportunity to call the hypersonic revolver "Operation Fireworks"

    • @MegaJani
      @MegaJani 2 месяца назад +35

      Fire certainly works yeah

    • @WorldsTallestLeprechaun
      @WorldsTallestLeprechaun 2 месяца назад +19

      If it wasn't for the fact that it would probably be a jinx, call it the "Kai Cenat".🤣😂
      Context for those who don't know: Kai Cenat is a streamer. (I guess, I don't know personally) and apparently he destroyed his house with a bunch of fireworks yesterday. (I didn't care enough to look up a lot of details besides that, so 🤷‍♂)

    • @_DMNO_
      @_DMNO_ 2 месяца назад +18

      If I'm not mixing up what HL is talking about here, it would be the Rapid Dragon system which is named after an old Chinese siege weapon. As you can imagine, it was named as such because it is statistically a higher chance of being used against China, ironically.

    • @callen6893
      @callen6893 2 месяца назад

      Or Operation Peacemaker named after the Colt Peacemaker the gun that won the west.

    • @Zael_Moonblade
      @Zael_Moonblade 2 месяца назад +10

      This is the Rapid Dragon Delivery System. 🐉 ×9 per small pallet... 😂

  • @Noblesix84
    @Noblesix84 2 месяца назад +204

    "Who hurt you?" A lot of people, ourselves included

    • @MiB1313
      @MiB1313 2 месяца назад +5

      lol more like who tried!

    • @warmachine8741
      @warmachine8741 2 месяца назад +3

      Well everyone goes through an emo phase right... America did too

  • @randomchineseguy
    @randomchineseguy 2 месяца назад +1365

    Remember folks to leave milk and cookies out for Captain America before you pass out from BBQ and beer

    • @borttorbbq2556
      @borttorbbq2556 2 месяца назад +48

      You don't leave out milk and cookies for cap you leave out a good American Beer a good American hot dog good American Burger and two good American barbecue drumsticks maybe with a side we normally did mac salad so I'm going to say macaroni salad

    • @rucker69
      @rucker69 2 месяца назад +15

      @@borttorbbq2556 If by "good American beer" you mean actually good beer, like Shiner, Dale's, or hell even Montucky will fit the bill.

    • @elizabethbell1077
      @elizabethbell1077 2 месяца назад +11

      Anyone else read that in Bubba J's voice

    • @GearGuardianGaming
      @GearGuardianGaming 2 месяца назад +14

      why beer? i leave him a shot of jack daniels, a steak and a heap of potato salad and baked beans.

    • @borttorbbq2556
      @borttorbbq2556 2 месяца назад +7

      @@rucker69 I mean realistically it can be whatever you want I'd probably put something out like a local craft beer. I mean realistically you can't get any more American than something that is like from the ground up made here and actually f****** delicious as American stuff should be. Like in my case I probably put out something like elysian dragons tooth

  • @VeronicaGarcia-hf7jb
    @VeronicaGarcia-hf7jb 2 месяца назад +818

    “I put a revolver full of hypersonic missiles in the back of a cargo aircraft.”
    DAMN I love being American!
    Happy Birthday, oh beloved country of mine!

    • @America1776.
      @America1776. 2 месяца назад +30

      Thank you

    • @itsjustme8947
      @itsjustme8947 2 месяца назад

      Her last.

    • @allenr316
      @allenr316 2 месяца назад +4

      Once he said that about a revolver of hypersonic missiles, I just laughed and said "YES!"

    • @bobthegamingtaco6073
      @bobthegamingtaco6073 2 месяца назад +18

      ​@@itsjustme8947bring it. The British empire, Soviet Russia, the Japanese empire, North Korea, all of them said the same thing and here we are still. As long as a single American lives then the US lives too.

    • @markfergerson2145
      @markfergerson2145 2 месяца назад

      @@itsjustme8947The hell you say, comrade. Marxists are doing their level best to destroy America from the inside but can never win.
      Did you hear about the infandous “chevron deference” being trashed by the Supreme Court? That faint gurgling noise you hear is the swamp starting to drain because the plug just got pulled. More government agencies than I can list are about to lose most of their power, and a lot of their faceless unelected bureaucrats. It will take time, and they will struggle, but it’s irreversible.

  • @DanBacksIide
    @DanBacksIide 2 месяца назад +2166

    “Hah we sunk your carrier”
    “Hah, I sunk your country”

    • @hanz_gaming1662
      @hanz_gaming1662 2 месяца назад +102

      I laugh but that might happen. So I laugh harder.

    • @slavsquatsuperstar
      @slavsquatsuperstar 2 месяца назад +82

      Temper, temper.

    • @MrAdamArce
      @MrAdamArce 2 месяца назад +102

      You know what's really messed up? If you base that trade purely on monetary value, I bet that carrier is with more than Yemen...... man those carriers are expensive

    • @alessandrodolce1242
      @alessandrodolce1242 2 месяца назад +55

      PROPORTIONAL RESPONSE

    • @rrenkrieg7988
      @rrenkrieg7988 2 месяца назад +2

      ​@@MrAdamArce
      THE ACTUAL MATH
      a Gerald Ford Carrier is 13.3million on its own, with up to 90 planes to come with it,
      let's say it's not all F-35Cs but a mish mash of F-35Cs, Greyhound Cargo Planes, Seahawk helicopters, and a few Hawkeye AWACS planes,
      about 50-60 F-35Cs in normal carrier combat configuration
      about 10-12 F-35Cs in Wild Weasel EW config
      about 2-4 Greyhounds for essential cargo delivery
      about 8-12 Seahawks for anti-sub and surface patrol
      and none or 2 Hawkeye AWACs planes (could be 0 if only F-35s are in mission due to datalink, otherwise if flying with other carrier's F-18 wings a Hawkeye would be deployed)
      all in all the final price of the war material onboard will add up to about 33 Billion USD
      Yemen's last recorded economic fiscal year is 21 Billion USD and that was 2018 and following current trends it could be as low as 15 Billion USD
      so all in all a US Carrier (without the escorts) are worth two Yemen

  • @Tomyironmane
    @Tomyironmane 2 месяца назад +17

    "We're going to sink your carrier!"
    "We're all just tickled pink to hear you say that! Yo Navy! We got us someone who wants to die for his country! Oblige him."

  • @jerrywyant5409
    @jerrywyant5409 2 месяца назад +1453

    Raise hell praise Dale!!!

  • @karlpanzram4997
    @karlpanzram4997 2 месяца назад +340

    You can't drink all day unless you start in the morning... happy birthday from south florida...semper fi....!!!!!!!

    • @KayPrescesky
      @KayPrescesky 2 месяца назад +9

      Thank you for your service and sacrifice. It was not forgotten, nor in vain.

    • @Deridus
      @Deridus 2 месяца назад +9

      To all my Crayon-Eater:
      Fuckin' *Ra!* Love you all, you glorious Devil Dogs! Happy Birthday to the USA!

    • @America1776.
      @America1776. 2 месяца назад +7

      Thank you

    • @carsoncasmirri3874
      @carsoncasmirri3874 2 месяца назад +6

      Rah homie

    • @tommyrussell1415
      @tommyrussell1415 2 месяца назад +4

      Rah n green crayons from VA.

  • @beng7844
    @beng7844 2 месяца назад +698

    I love the fact that Ireland celebrates the 4th of July out of sheer spite for England 😂

    • @MightyElo
      @MightyElo 2 месяца назад +80

      Wait what?!?!?

    • @isaiahcampbell488
      @isaiahcampbell488 2 месяца назад +114

      That's awesome, and explains a little bit on why some Irish music played right after Toby Keith when I hit random, not sad, not angry, not even disappointed, it actually kind of fit.

    • @bryceburns429
      @bryceburns429 2 месяца назад +24

      That's great

    • @sleepycandle2642
      @sleepycandle2642 2 месяца назад +15

      Heck yeah

    • @farmschoolchicks1913
      @farmschoolchicks1913 2 месяца назад +79

      I was today years old when I learned this, and I love it.

  • @wompa70
    @wompa70 2 месяца назад +150

    “I can’t get away with that but Florida can.” I’m so proud of my Florida upbringing.

  • @TjWatt_90
    @TjWatt_90 2 месяца назад +507

    “Raise hell praise dale”. One of the best sentences in the Florida language.

    • @buckeyeinmi9950
      @buckeyeinmi9950 2 месяца назад +14

      As an American in the north. That is one of the best sentences to say in america. If you speak nascar.

    • @TjWatt_90
      @TjWatt_90 2 месяца назад +8

      @@buckeyeinmi9950 Oh for sure. Especially as a Dale fan.

    • @kirotheavenger60
      @kirotheavenger60 2 месяца назад +6

      I love that they make it rymn when it clearly doesn't

    • @JesseJurun
      @JesseJurun 2 месяца назад +4

      ​@@kirotheavenger60yes it does.

    • @mikehammer4018
      @mikehammer4018 2 месяца назад +7

      @@kirotheavenger60 What are you talking about? It most certainly does rhyme! (tell me you're not from the South without saying you're not from the South)

  • @ishootitarw
    @ishootitarw 2 месяца назад +36

    Revolver of Hypersonics out of a cargo plane gives C-130 airlaunched Minuteman 3 ICBM kinda vibes.

    • @chrisoffutt8968
      @chrisoffutt8968 2 месяца назад +2

      It was a C-5. I don't think a 130 could fit an LGM-30

    • @ishootitarw
      @ishootitarw 2 месяца назад +1

      @@chrisoffutt8968 Nope. If you look it up, you'll find the Air Force official webpage for the C-130 Hercules with the Minuteman 3 LGM-30G listed on that webpage.

    • @ishootitarw
      @ishootitarw 2 месяца назад +1

      @@chrisoffutt8968 Oh and I believe there is public testing footage or at least stills from the footage. You'll see a C-130.

  • @marcellsimmons6427
    @marcellsimmons6427 2 месяца назад +44

    China: we have hypersonic missiles
    Russia: we have the world best hypersonic missiles
    U.S.A.: hold my beer 🍺🎉🍺🎉

  • @MrReman2u
    @MrReman2u 2 месяца назад +105

    "We're about to start playing Cowboys and Terrorists!" LMFAO!!! 😂🤣

    • @RaymondHatton-do4dp
      @RaymondHatton-do4dp 2 месяца назад +1

      We can say this cause we can. What is that weird sound in the distance? Why does it smell like sweat all of a sudden? Iran you good over there?

  • @cloudy_days2321
    @cloudy_days2321 2 месяца назад +17

    America is that one COD player that intentionally uses the most ridiculous combos in the game to avoid getting bored and still wins every match.

  • @cooperlexington2356
    @cooperlexington2356 2 месяца назад +24

    That’s right it’s Steak 🥩, Eggs, Hotdogs, burgers,and gunpowder day
    Stay lit America 🇺🇸

  • @CarBENbased
    @CarBENbased 2 месяца назад +30

    “I can’t get away with that….but Florida can” The trick that ventriloquists have been using for YEARS XD

  • @HarupertBeagleton-dz5gw
    @HarupertBeagleton-dz5gw 2 месяца назад +57

    My older brothers never let me be the cowboy until I made a bow and arrows out of a tree branch and shoelaces.

  • @somerandomguywithatelescop2273
    @somerandomguywithatelescop2273 2 месяца назад +223

    Usually with these, I remain silent. But I deeply thank you for this one, I lost my Grandpa suddenly yesterday when I thought he was going make it home today in time for a firework show. This made me laugh today after I lost someone close to me. You have my gratitude.

    • @dd5219
      @dd5219 2 месяца назад +12

      I’m so sorry for your loss. 🙏❤️🤍💙

    • @America1776.
      @America1776. 2 месяца назад +9

      I'm sorry for your loss 🇺🇸

    • @AflacMan13
      @AflacMan13 2 месяца назад +2

      ❤😢

    • @aj71169
      @aj71169 2 месяца назад +14

      Do NOT miss that fireworks show. Your Grandpa will be there expecting you. ❤

    • @stevegonzo2091
      @stevegonzo2091 2 месяца назад +8

      I'm sorry for your loss. It can be rough losing a loved one around this time of year. It'll get better, but for today try to be with family and friends. Support is important. I speak from experience. Take care my dude.

  • @MyLibertyTV
    @MyLibertyTV 2 месяца назад +34

    UK: “America, who hurt you?”
    America: “Nobody…And Nobody ever will.”

    • @baseballjustin5
      @baseballjustin5 2 месяца назад +2

      Man. Us and the Cyclops. Nobody needs to pay for his crimes.

  • @football-xn5gc
    @football-xn5gc 2 месяца назад +25

    I love how HLC's Japan is just "DON'T TOUCH THE BOATS"

  • @darrenskjoelsvold
    @darrenskjoelsvold 2 месяца назад +24

    Aaahhhhhhh Rapid Dragon... The greatest use of a cargo plane ever theorized. Let's frickin' go!

    • @realmenhavelittledogs2661
      @realmenhavelittledogs2661 2 месяца назад +8

      Different system. Boeing concept using a modified 747 and sections of rotating racks with missiles in each cell. That racks never leave the plane

    • @darrenskjoelsvold
      @darrenskjoelsvold 2 месяца назад

      @realmenhavelittledogs2661 so they're making yet another system to use big planes to launch a one aircraft invasion? God bless America.

    • @einehrenmann6156
      @einehrenmann6156 2 месяца назад +7

      Rapid Dragon is for LRASM, americas stealth long range anti ship missile which can be thrown out the back of a C17 and the like. The revolving Hypersonics are diffrent but going alongside the same idea of using americas huuuge logistical air fleet as additional long range bombers.

  • @jloiben12
    @jloiben12 2 месяца назад +135

    Yemen: I have a gift for you on your birthday America. I will get you one sunken aircraft carrier.
    Japan: Physically moves itself to Mars to be safe from the glassing America responds with

    • @tigerthyssen3313
      @tigerthyssen3313 2 месяца назад +12

      Accurate

    • @KayPrescesky
      @KayPrescesky 2 месяца назад

      When you choke on your celebratory puff puff hack hack pass it to the left!

    • @kemp9842
      @kemp9842 2 месяца назад +19

      If the Houthis actually pulled it off, Saudi Arabia would have to start keeping an eye on their new southern coastline.

    • @mentaya11
      @mentaya11 2 месяца назад +24

      @@kemp9842 I mean, America would probably respond with a "proportional" response. For a nearly-sunken vessel, they wiped out half a navy. For a completely-sunken carrier? Well, the Gerald Ford, empty, not counting RnD cost about 2/3 of the GDP of Yemen soo....proportional could be bad.

    • @BrokensoulRider
      @BrokensoulRider 2 месяца назад +11

      @@mentaya11 I mean, we always wanted a permanent station over there in the middle east. :)

  • @KayPrescesky
    @KayPrescesky 2 месяца назад +53

    I have not only choked on my celebratory puff puff pass pass hack hack, but I've also used the "milk and cookies for Captain America" line on my husband. He added "Don't forget some bud for Bucky barns. Hulk get smashed!"

  • @anthonyquinn1063
    @anthonyquinn1063 2 месяца назад +25

    Happy 4th of July, America. 🇺🇲
    From Canada 🇨🇦

  • @pantarkan7
    @pantarkan7 2 месяца назад +14

    8:55AM, Independence Day, a fighter jet made a very-low-level pass over my house. America, F--- YEAH!

  • @stealth9639
    @stealth9639 2 месяца назад +15

    This is a gleeful reminder that Florida is like this because the entire panhandle is home to the largest military Fortress ever constructed. Naval Air Station Pensacola, Whiting Field, Hurlburt Field, Duke Field, Seventh Special forces group, Sixth ranger training battalion, EOD school, 20th space control squadron, Eglin Air Force base, Tyndall Air Force base, every defense contractor known to mankind, and a bunch of refugees from Ft. Rucker/Novacell.

    • @baseballjustin5
      @baseballjustin5 2 месяца назад +3

      No wonder EOD is there,
      Some crazy MFs. God bless em

  • @sayjay198080
    @sayjay198080 2 месяца назад +19

    As an American sharing a Birthday with America I too love this gift.

    • @heatherbullock9020
      @heatherbullock9020 2 месяца назад +3

      Oh,YAY! Happy Birthday to you!

    • @uss-dh7909
      @uss-dh7909 2 месяца назад +2

      Happy birthday fren, I was supposed to be born in October but I wanted out early, July 2nd. My insides were on the outside, but somehow I made it. c:

  • @jakubreliga2549
    @jakubreliga2549 2 месяца назад +25

    MAN I LOVE USA (Im Polish) HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE BEST NATION ON THIS PLANET

    • @realmenhavelittledogs2661
      @realmenhavelittledogs2661 2 месяца назад +8

      And much love sent to the spicy European Texas! For the winged hussars rise again!!!

    • @dolphingoreeaccount7395
      @dolphingoreeaccount7395 2 месяца назад +4

      Let’s have winged hussars piloting the winged hussars
      Surely there’s a way to modify the cockpit for that

    • @jakubreliga2549
      @jakubreliga2549 2 месяца назад

      @@realmenhavelittledogs2661 thanks man

    • @jakubreliga2549
      @jakubreliga2549 2 месяца назад

      @@dolphingoreeaccount7395 i mean yeah but well its gonna make the plane work as a "Loud Stealth" option

    • @meadofvalhalla8535
      @meadofvalhalla8535 2 месяца назад +1

      Thanks. Much love for our Polish friends

  • @austinthomas8099
    @austinthomas8099 2 месяца назад +16

    Oh. Hey, usa happy birthday their bud from your friendly yet chaotic neighbor 🇨🇦

    • @Deridus
      @Deridus 2 месяца назад

      Love you, too! Be awesome, from the PacNorWest!

    • @KnawedOne
      @KnawedOne 2 месяца назад +3

      ♥️. Our psychotic white cap! ♥️
      And slightly delayed Happy Birthday, Canada. ♥️🇨🇦♥️
      Also in PNW. 🏒🥅🏒

    • @austinthomas8099
      @austinthomas8099 2 месяца назад +1

      @KnawedOne why thank you buddeh

    • @meadofvalhalla8535
      @meadofvalhalla8535 2 месяца назад +2

      Much love from the USA. Love our psychotic war crime hat 😂 Hope you had a great Canada day

    • @austinthomas8099
      @austinthomas8099 2 месяца назад

      @@meadofvalhalla8535 i did very much thank you 😊

  • @clifmillwood
    @clifmillwood 2 месяца назад +74

    Happy Birthday, 'Merica!!!🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 (Bald Eagle Screech)

    • @Sisko03
      @Sisko03 2 месяца назад +6

      You mean Red Tail Hawk(Bald Eagles official voice actor)

    • @America1776.
      @America1776. 2 месяца назад +2

      Thank you!

    • @danielmclellan1522
      @danielmclellan1522 2 месяца назад

      ​@@Sisko03yep, real bald eagles sound like oversized seagulls.

  • @Camietta13
    @Camietta13 2 месяца назад +6

    "It's not my place to tell you how to spend your defense budget --"
    "Cool, so don't, but listen to this idea!"

  • @alessandrodolce1242
    @alessandrodolce1242 2 месяца назад +186

    Happy Birthday USA. 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉(from italy)
    And .......wait hypersonics ....where ?
    On cargo planes?
    How?
    WTF.

    • @America1776.
      @America1776. 2 месяца назад +11

      Thank you

    • @trailblazer632
      @trailblazer632 2 месяца назад +13

      😂 "cant" is not in our language

    • @alessandrodolce1242
      @alessandrodolce1242 2 месяца назад +4

      @@trailblazer632 what?

    • @Rwbygmodadventures
      @Rwbygmodadventures 2 месяца назад +13

      As an American I can 100% say with guarantee we like our guns too much and not enough at the exact same time

    • @bryceburns429
      @bryceburns429 2 месяца назад +5

      Dragonfire or something like that

  • @Jamesmatise
    @Jamesmatise 2 месяца назад +10

    1:31 USS Yorktown: did you forget about me?
    Japan: Shhh! Don't remind him!

    • @fabiomarangon2748
      @fabiomarangon2748 2 месяца назад +4

      And USS Lexington... and USS Hornet... and USS Wasp... and USS Princeton... and a bunch of CVEs... also Franklin and Bunker Hill, not sunk but definitely fucked with...

    • @tjtheo3584
      @tjtheo3584 2 месяца назад +1

      True but those were after hostilities had commenced. The sucker punch didn't hit any carriers.

  • @plaguedoc685
    @plaguedoc685 2 месяца назад +137

    BEST DAY ON EARTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @plaguedoc685
      @plaguedoc685 2 месяца назад +4

      oh shit didnt realise i was first

    • @Yourlocala10thunderboltll
      @Yourlocala10thunderboltll 2 месяца назад +4

      🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🔥🔥🔥🔥🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅

    • @Polska1939-b5h
      @Polska1939-b5h 2 месяца назад +3

      I agree

    • @b0xE_
      @b0xE_ 2 месяца назад +3

      🦅🦅🦅FUCK YEAH!!!!🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲

    • @alessandrodolce1242
      @alessandrodolce1242 2 месяца назад +4

      🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 Happy Birthday 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

  • @glacieractivity
    @glacieractivity 2 месяца назад +22

    Happy B'day America from over at the eastern side of the pond. Point the fireworks upwards ⬆️ 🎆 🎇 🧨 👍

    • @KnawedOne
      @KnawedOne 2 месяца назад

      🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

    • @markfergerson2145
      @markfergerson2145 2 месяца назад +6

      We do point them upwards.
      Mostly…

    • @nadjasunflower1387
      @nadjasunflower1387 2 месяца назад

      @@markfergerson2145 LOL...until it involves roman candles...then...umm...not so much. 😏

  • @HappyBear376
    @HappyBear376 2 месяца назад +123

    Happy Birthday Colonial Cousins! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

    • @America1776.
      @America1776. 2 месяца назад +7

      Thank you! 🇺🇸🤝🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

    • @aidenfisher2399
      @aidenfisher2399 2 месяца назад +9

      My william wallace smile on both of us. FREEDOM!!!!

    • @America1776.
      @America1776. 2 месяца назад +3

      @@aidenfisher2399 🇺🇸🤝🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

    • @Megalania1
      @Megalania1 2 месяца назад +6

      @@America1776.hello from England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

    • @America1776.
      @America1776. 2 месяца назад +3

      @@Megalania1 hello 🇺🇸🤝🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

  • @geoffreystill1038
    @geoffreystill1038 2 месяца назад +8

    As a Floridian, I love it when Florida comments on things that never involved us…. Like come on Florida we weren’t in the revolution…. And yet we will be lighting these fireworks as if we single-handedly beat the British…. RAISE HELL, PRAISE DALE!

    • @jasondyrkacz8270
      @jasondyrkacz8270 2 месяца назад

      Florida became one of us when they applied to become a state which I'm happy about.

    • @shanedaley6236
      @shanedaley6236 2 месяца назад

      ​@@jasondyrkacz8270true but that king George but was still funny in a history context

  • @WhiteIkiryo-yt2it
    @WhiteIkiryo-yt2it 2 месяца назад +90

    Happy Birthday to my American cousins! 🇬🇧🇺🇸

    • @Deridus
      @Deridus 2 месяца назад +8

      Best of luck to my British cousins! It's crazy over there, I know, so here's to hoping the vote goes well.
      Much love from the Pacific Northwest!

    • @America1776.
      @America1776. 2 месяца назад +7

      Thank you! 🇺🇸🤝🇬🇧

    • @BeA_Penguin
      @BeA_Penguin 2 месяца назад +4

      Hope your election goes well!

    • @joycecharbonneau152
      @joycecharbonneau152 2 месяца назад +2

      Happy Independence from Tories Day!

    • @WhiteIkiryo-yt2it
      @WhiteIkiryo-yt2it 2 месяца назад +1

      @Deridus So....things didn't go we
      . To be fair, Washington State is beautiful so maybe I should get my passport updated.

  • @adrianmay3573
    @adrianmay3573 2 месяца назад +25

    Happy Independence Day 🫡🎆🫡🫡 thank you to all of our military and veterans. Never forgotten !!

    • @KnawedOne
      @KnawedOne 2 месяца назад

      ♥️🇺🇸♥️

  • @DaEpikMan
    @DaEpikMan 2 месяца назад +35

    Been hearing some fireworks over in Australia, Happy 4th July!

  • @christiangreen1477
    @christiangreen1477 2 месяца назад +34

    as a certified, swamp dwelling, Floridaman... i literally clapped.

  • @nomore8042
    @nomore8042 2 месяца назад +34

    This Holiday was brought to you by Citizens with Guns !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Happy 4th of July Ameri Cans !!!!

    • @janetcarlson9960
      @janetcarlson9960 2 месяца назад +1

      NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH CITIZENS UNITED. ARMED and ready!! Love to nomore!!

  • @burningglory2373
    @burningglory2373 2 месяца назад +13

    It would be pretty sick if they brought back service revolvers for officer dress uniforms.

  • @Cortanis001
    @Cortanis001 2 месяца назад +17

    Run you like a crow on a curly fry.... Well that's certainly one I've never heard before. XD

  • @kevinerbs2778
    @kevinerbs2778 2 месяца назад +9

    haha 1:36 Japan just causally Like >.>............

    • @HuntersDad.
      @HuntersDad. 2 месяца назад +3

      My favorite part 😂

  • @RandomPerson1404
    @RandomPerson1404 2 месяца назад +33

    I KNEW WE WOULD GET ONE TODAY!

  • @brianstryker4536
    @brianstryker4536 2 месяца назад +5

    “A revolver of hypersonic.” *sniff* this country is just so beautiful sometimes.

  • @farmschoolchicks1913
    @farmschoolchicks1913 2 месяца назад +9

    “We ‘bout to play cowboys and terrorists” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @robdash77
    @robdash77 2 месяца назад +32

    You Sir are a Birthday Gift to the USA!

  • @terongray1019
    @terongray1019 2 месяца назад +11

    I love how Florida has become the outlet for all the invasive thoughts.

  • @Sanguinerose2324
    @Sanguinerose2324 2 месяца назад +7

    "I can't get away with that... but Florida can."

  • @davesnothere.
    @davesnothere. 2 месяца назад +9

    On this day I want to thank HLC, my squadron brothers and every other veteran for their service.
    Please don't waste our efforts.

  • @Arctic-qr9eh
    @Arctic-qr9eh 2 месяца назад +8

    Happy birthday to my beautiful home country America~
    USA! USA! USA! ❤❤ 🇺🇸 🇺🇲

  • @sbuds3236
    @sbuds3236 2 месяца назад +42

    Happy birthday U.S 🇺🇸🎂 🥳 🎉 🎈 🎁 🎊 from the uk 🇬🇧

    • @America1776.
      @America1776. 2 месяца назад +2

      Thank you! 🇺🇸🤝🇬🇧

    • @sbuds3236
      @sbuds3236 2 месяца назад +4

      @@America1776. may argue have a fist fight now and again But we are family 🇺🇸🇬🇧.

    • @America1776.
      @America1776. 2 месяца назад +2

      @@sbuds3236 agreed

    • @jmjones7897
      @jmjones7897 2 месяца назад

      Howdy, Family!
      Fuck the Metric System
      Hooray for the Red, White and Blue !
      Love y'all.
      Cheers from the US of A.

  • @in-nomine-Iesu
    @in-nomine-Iesu 2 месяца назад +2

    As a born and raised proud American, I approve this message!!!

  • @gmradio2436
    @gmradio2436 2 месяца назад +8

    Revolver... hypersonic... missile launcher.
    I want to say I am surprised, but I am not.
    Which gunslinger is it named after? Please be Doc Holiday, I have so many puns that I can use.
    Unhealth care at home cause Doc makes house calls.
    A dictator was getting uppity so Uncle Sam sent him a Holiday.
    You heard of rapid dragon, well this is western dragon.
    So many puns.

  • @henrycarlson7514
    @henrycarlson7514 2 месяца назад +5

    So wise , Thank You to you and ALL veterans . Happy Independance day

  • @Ignitegaming2024
    @Ignitegaming2024 2 месяца назад +49

    can Habitual linecrosser please make a video with Grandpa Buff about the debate please

    • @habitual_linecrosser
      @habitual_linecrosser  2 месяца назад +40

      Great idea

    • @meatpuppet5036
      @meatpuppet5036 2 месяца назад +8

      ​@@habitual_linecrosser Young Buff meets little Joey Biden, tells him "sure kid, you could be president someday"

    • @slylittleman2033
      @slylittleman2033 2 месяца назад +5

      Ooh. Like that interview segment he did a while back. Maybe have Buff and the others act as the "pundits." Lol.
      I can already hear the quips.

    • @ba1263
      @ba1263 2 месяца назад +1

      I CONQUER ❤

  • @Dezkoi
    @Dezkoi 2 месяца назад +5

    snowy hat sends maple syrup and backbacon, happy 4th of July America

  • @Aviator-Chicken
    @Aviator-Chicken 2 месяца назад +9

    WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER!!!!!!! 🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸💥💥💥

  • @damiencrossley7497
    @damiencrossley7497 2 месяца назад +13

    Happy Birthday neighbour may both our countries prosper under "soon to be new management!"

    • @heatherbullock9020
      @heatherbullock9020 2 месяца назад +1

      Thank you! And new management can't happen soon enough!

    • @damiencrossley7497
      @damiencrossley7497 2 месяца назад +1

      @@heatherbullock9020 October 2025 Can't get here soon enough!

  • @lumberjackofalltrades
    @lumberjackofalltrades 2 месяца назад +7

    I heard "we're bringing back revolvers" and I thought, what? Didn't they just do a weapons test and SIG got the contract?
    But a revolver full of missiles attached to a AC-130 is the best idea i have heard in a long time

    • @realmenhavelittledogs2661
      @realmenhavelittledogs2661 2 месяца назад +2

      It's actually gonna be out of a 747.....Boeing project

    • @xainatus55683
      @xainatus55683 2 месяца назад +2

      ​@realmenhavelittledogs2661 let's hope the doors stay on this time

    • @lumberjackofalltrades
      @lumberjackofalltrades 2 месяца назад +2

      @@realmenhavelittledogs2661 nevermind then. Apparently the whole thing is gonna fall out of the sky before it ever sees combat

    • @bd5av8r1
      @bd5av8r1 2 месяца назад +1

      *C-17.

  • @roycehuepers4325
    @roycehuepers4325 2 месяца назад +2

    Happy birthday America, from the GREAT STATE OF TEXAS! HEEYAW!

  • @therealbahamut
    @therealbahamut 2 месяца назад +3

    "Cowboys and terrorists" sounds like my kind of game.
    I call cowboys team!

    • @Giomancer
      @Giomancer 2 месяца назад

      I got a shirt from my dad after he was deployed to the desert in 2003. Features a BUFF on a tarmac, with a full (conventional) loadout arrayed on the ground in front. It says:
      "The terrorists have won the toss, and they have elected to receive!"

  • @thomasohanlon1060
    @thomasohanlon1060 2 месяца назад +8

    It was only a matter of time until Rapid Dragon was brought up, so when does the plan old C-130 make an appearance?

  • @algernopkrieger138
    @algernopkrieger138 2 месяца назад +5

    "You're welcome" - France

    • @Deridus
      @Deridus 2 месяца назад

      Vive la France! 🇺🇲

  • @MaverickWindsor351
    @MaverickWindsor351 2 месяца назад +3

    "I can't get away with that, but Florida can" is a universal truth at this point

  • @HouseDuke
    @HouseDuke 2 месяца назад +5

    D o N O T T O U C H *T H E I R B O A T S ! ! !* On the other hand: no one said the fireworks have to be in America!

  • @crazydrifter13
    @crazydrifter13 2 месяца назад +5

    Happy birthday to America from India

  • @blazed420rcd
    @blazed420rcd 2 месяца назад +5

    Happy 4th HLC, and thankyou for all you do to defend us, and that brilliant mind to entertain and inform us

  • @IggyBoi
    @IggyBoi 2 месяца назад +5

    American here. Still love you all from the UK. We buds! Best not forget that!

  • @jonathancoetzer6937
    @jonathancoetzer6937 2 месяца назад +8

    Happy birthday America...here to many many more

  • @Sue-zf5uu
    @Sue-zf5uu 2 месяца назад +5

    Thank you! I needed that laugh today! Happy Birthday America! Let's hold that line!!!❤❤❤

  • @soka3
    @soka3 2 месяца назад +8

    Raise hell, praise Dale!

  • @leosthrivwithautism
    @leosthrivwithautism 2 месяца назад +2

    Great as always. My favorite news and comedy channel all wrapped into one. Can’t get better than that. 👍

  • @sethm7595
    @sethm7595 2 месяца назад +14

    Happy 4th HLC and everyone!

  • @longshots2593
    @longshots2593 2 месяца назад +3

    That hypersonic missile revolver sounds interesting I’ll look it up ‘sees built by Boeing’
    Ohh nooo

  • @aidenfisher2399
    @aidenfisher2399 2 месяца назад +3

    Me: listens to the star spangled banner once a week
    Also me today: 🎵Rise Columbia, Columbia brave and free oh bless the globe and rule the sea🎵

    • @heatherbullock9020
      @heatherbullock9020 2 месяца назад

      If you want a teary eyed treat, listen to the Marin Choir sing the National Anthem. It's fucking BEAUTIFUL!

  • @oldtop4682
    @oldtop4682 2 месяца назад +9

    I REALLY want to see this new "revolver" fire. Matter of fact, as a lover of wheel guns, I think I needs me one of them there things! Can it be mounted on a pickup if you weld 1/2 plate to the bed? Asking for a friend.

    • @habitual_linecrosser
      @habitual_linecrosser  2 месяца назад +10

      With toyota and a welder there is a way

    • @rickygill7439
      @rickygill7439 2 месяца назад +5

      Your comments the most American comment to leave it up to an American trying to figure out how to put one on the back of his pickup truck God Bless America and all my fellow American citizens

    • @oldtop4682
      @oldtop4682 2 месяца назад

      @@habitual_linecrosser I have a Tundra so.....

    • @charlesashworth6805
      @charlesashworth6805 2 месяца назад +3

      Yes Toyota is the universal mobile weapons platform

    • @baseballjustin5
      @baseballjustin5 2 месяца назад +1

      Theres an animation of it out there, not sure about real world video

  • @UncleSamsDeplorable
    @UncleSamsDeplorable 2 месяца назад +4

    Usa asking what they got him like his Intel guys dont already know what everyone has😂

  • @TetrahydrocannabissaurusRex
    @TetrahydrocannabissaurusRex 2 месяца назад +2

    God bless America! God bless Florida! And God bless HLC! Happy 4th y'all!

  • @captcanada7278
    @captcanada7278 2 месяца назад +6

    To your Neighbor in the north Canada happy birthday bud 🎉🇨🇦🇺🇲❤🎉🎉🎉🎉 AMERICA FUCK YEA 🎉🎉

  • @ChrisSpille
    @ChrisSpille 2 месяца назад +3

    “I tried to warn everybody” dude keep doing what you do. Your stuff is awesome

  • @Tu49
    @Tu49 2 месяца назад +5

    AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!
    COMING AGAIN TO SAVE THE MOTHERFUCKING DAY YEAH
    AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!
    FREEDOM IS THE ONLY WAY YEAH!

  • @theaberrantdon
    @theaberrantdon 2 месяца назад +1

    I saw a video of the operation of the revolver you are talking about. It has two cylinders. The back ones fire first, then the fron one reloads the back one so it can keep firing continuously until both revolving cylinders are empty. I love how over the top eccentric it is!

  • @PriestessRosa
    @PriestessRosa 2 месяца назад +24

    Happy 4th July USA 🇺🇸 ❤❤🎉🎉🎉🎉

    • @America1776.
      @America1776. 2 месяца назад +1

      Thank you

    • @PriestessRosa
      @PriestessRosa 2 месяца назад +1

      @@America1776. You are so welcome. Have a great day.
      Love and respect from a Scottish lady who is stuck in England 🤣🤣

    • @America1776.
      @America1776. 2 месяца назад +1

      @@PriestessRosa you too!
      I hope you escape out of North Korea! 🤣🇬🇧

    • @PriestessRosa
      @PriestessRosa 2 месяца назад

      @America1776. Oh, I so wish I could 😫

  • @KageRyuu6
    @KageRyuu6 2 месяца назад +4

    Kicking ass since 1776! USA USA!

  • @couch_potato9355
    @couch_potato9355 2 месяца назад +14

    I CAN FEEL THE MANIFEST DESTINY AND NATIONALISM COMING INSIDE ME RAHHHHH 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

    • @BeA_Penguin
      @BeA_Penguin 2 месяца назад +1

      WTF IS A KILOMETER🦅🔥🦅🔥🦅🔥🦅🎆🦅🇺🇸🔥🦅🇺🇸🎆🦅🔥🦅

    • @einehrenmann6156
      @einehrenmann6156 2 месяца назад

      @@BeA_Penguin The official measurement of the United States of America. No really look it up. The USA has been desperately trying to change to metric for years now and most of your industry already uses it. "Feet" as a unit of measurement as been retired since last year. Packaging must include metric since 1994. It's just a matter of time. And I personally can't wait to make fun of americans for it, but until then enjoy your feet and happy birthday america.

    • @Thomas-kp1hh
      @Thomas-kp1hh 2 месяца назад +2

      1,000 meters. What is a meter? 100 centimeters. What is a centimeter? Fuck if I know.

    • @BeA_Penguin
      @BeA_Penguin 2 месяца назад

      @@einehrenmann6156 “For measuring length, the U.S. customary system uses the inch, foot, yard, and mile, which are the only four customary length measurements in everyday use.”

    • @deadon4847
      @deadon4847 2 месяца назад +1

      @@BeA_Penguin First world measurement.

  • @leemo417
    @leemo417 2 месяца назад

    Yes we can. Any time I can help America I will. Don’t start any trouble won’t be any trouble.
    -Florida

  • @HansMcMurdy
    @HansMcMurdy 2 месяца назад +70

    Just a friendly reminder for those fighting for democracy and against dictatorships:
    The American Revolution was against the king of England, not in favor of an American King...
    We targeted his company, the east India trading company, we weren't arguing for tax cuts for the kings company or defunding the VA...
    We wanted representation, not fake electors....
    We were firm, unapologetically against the theocratic government and church of England, not about the 10 commandments in classrooms...
    This day, we celebrate the rebels, the heathens, and democracy's triumph over a theocratic dictatorship.

    • @sinnirr
      @sinnirr 2 месяца назад +10

      Saying as nice as possible, your comment is targeted.
      FJB.

    • @Deridus
      @Deridus 2 месяца назад +9

      Long live the Republic!

    • @That.Lady.withtheYarn
      @That.Lady.withtheYarn 2 месяца назад +10

      @@sinnirrbut it’s all true what Op said

    • @MissMimiDoll
      @MissMimiDoll 2 месяца назад +7

      LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN BACK

    • @flyoptimum
      @flyoptimum 2 месяца назад +8

      Just a friendly reminder that a place where people of different political persuasions come to enjoy light hearted humor together isn't a place to drop your pet set of strawmans, mischaracterizations and false-equivalences. There are plenty of forums on the internet for you to pick fights with strangers. We come her to laugh. Go away.

  • @christopherrenn8137
    @christopherrenn8137 2 месяца назад +1

    I swear we in America just come up with ways to 1-up each other (because no1 else is in the same weight bracket) with the amount of freedom/freedom seeds we can spread. It's glorious. Happy 4th all, be safe with the works if you light any off. Lotta accidents this time of year. Go slow and safe with them.

  • @GavinHoyt-si3qo
    @GavinHoyt-si3qo 2 месяца назад +7

    GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!🇺🇸 🎇🎆🧨🎉🇺🇸

  • @richmello9278
    @richmello9278 2 месяца назад +4

    🤔 RUSSIAN BOATS IN CUBA 😒NOW HOW CAN WE SAY HELLO WITHOUT REALLY SAYING HELLO!🤔 AHHH YES SEND A HURRICANE! COINCIDENCE 🤔 OR IS IT DARPA SAYING HI!🧐🤣

    • @graceliu8839
      @graceliu8839 2 месяца назад

      They fled to Venezuela, just barely out of the way of Hurricane Beryl. Which seems to be another case of Florida successfully threatening the big swirlies away and going to affect coastal Texas and New Orleans~

  • @SimoHayha43
    @SimoHayha43 2 месяца назад +5

    Raise hell praise Dale

  • @stevewalden7514
    @stevewalden7514 2 месяца назад

    HLC...master class in this one. Coming from Florida 👏. God bless America 🇺🇸...and you too Uk 🇬🇧 😂.

  • @gabs-06
    @gabs-06 2 месяца назад +20

    Happy July 4th 🎉🇺🇸🦅

  • @Pennsylvania343
    @Pennsylvania343 2 месяца назад +2

    The U.K.: Who hurt you?
    America: you got a lot of nerve saying that!