Especially when they want to prove a point and/or want more accurate gameplay with most vehicles. They really are a retarded, but talented community. And tactically toxic too.
"Your soldiers on the front lines are like bananas; they start green, turn yellow & die in bunches." Not even Mr. Freeze could cool off that burn, holy shit 😂😂😂😂😂😂
If only every senior military leader and politian read Hacks books we'd be in a better place as a country. I imagine most wouldn't bother because he was the antithesis to everything they are.
Was just fixin to type the exact thing.Amazing how all the characters have their own,um,er,"personalitiies".Better and better.Oh nad "Sea Raptor?"Yes please.(I know all the dies tooling and blueprints were destroyed but,COME ON!)
“Let him cook. I’m so fucking exited right now”. Definitely shows how into this Poland is. It’s very surprising that they didn’t ask anyone if they had popcorn.
“Your soldiers on the front lines are like bananas; they start green, turn yellow, and die in bunches” goes so fucking hard god _damn_ You single handedly are making me proud to be an American again
@@P.G13*ahem* the m2a3 Bradley is the Bradley. Just like the m1a2 Abrams is the Abrams. The Bradley's have been taking out every single Russian tank. Including those "precious" T-90's. It doesn't matter what the number after A is. The one after M is the one that says what vehicle it is. That and the general it's named after. Cause we already have enough confusion around M1, we don't need confusion around M2.
@@P.G13so? A Bradley is a Bradley the upgrade package is not that important. What really matters is if the core design is still useful. Upgrades alone will only go so far if the core design is crappy
I'm not really concerning the fact that drones and artillery are wiping out the Bradley's. Yeah, I Bradley could take out T90, but then minutes later, that same Bradley gets wiped out by a drone or two
@@JIKwoodRussian artillery and drones have been taking out twice the number of bradleys.Then the bradley's have taken out to nineties. The same exact thing is happening to the abrams.
@@noliver7913 fr. Every time Hollywood comes out with shit about “the 1%” or some dumb shit I’m like “Y’all know you’re talking about yourself, right?” Real awkward watching Fallout talk about evil corporations while taking Daddy Bezos’ money (and now that Bethesda is owned by Microsoft…)
@@FinleyReed-il3so ay from personal experience leaking the F-117 docs do NOT help get the plane in the game.(to the govt, in case this is how bad your sense of humor is, no I did NOT leak the docs(tho I do play the game))
@@FinleyReed-il3so Maybe in a few years. But if that does happen? CIA is gonna come down on the SOB that did it like they knew where Bin Laden was in 2005.
“Celebrities are like Freddy Krueger they only have power if you think they do” yep, just like politicians, dictators, salesmen and the “next episode” in every streaming platform…
Not true about politicians. They only have power so long as a single government enforcer lives. Government is nothing more than the biggest mafia on the block after all. Violence is the only thing government is cowed by. And frankly, the US population is too reticent to use it on the government.
I mean, I’ve heard of it as like an area in a movie sometimes, but I thought it was a thing of the past. Course I thought the same thing about ice cream trucks, because I never saw one except in movies, but then I move to a slightly larger town and there goes one driving by my house playing a tinny super Mario Bros theme song. Blew my mind honestly. 😅
As a Vet trying to get help (Seriously, the VA sucks but it's better than nothing), any source of humor is appreciated. What I would give to see my distant Polish kin when the Winged Hussars arrive. So f***ing proud of 'em!
As one Vet to another, thank you for your service shipmate. (I use the term "Shipmate" for the veterans of all our services, Brothers and Sisters in arms.)
We just heard and saw what we needed to hear and see!! Russia, you not know this BUT the American military is currently protecting you! From US! The American citizenry!!!
This is so fucking true. In anything, America shifting to full wartime production might actually dramatically improve the economy. Imagine how many jobs will be made as production increases to war time levels.
It's actually an enhanced TOW2, but who would think that 1960s technology would be taking out 2000s tanks? I'm amazed at what Ukraine is doing with them.
"Let them eat cake." was WILD. And now of course all the celebs are scrambling because of the digitine movement. Love that name by the way. It's almost like they're FINALLY realizing that WE gave them that power they have. And here's the funny thing about power...it's a trick. A shadow on the wall. Power only resides where men BELIEVE it resides.
While they were talking about Celebs having only the power we give them as a general case, I can't help but thinking about one Celeb with undue power. Trump is/was the host of a 'reality TV' show. Time we took his power away...just stop paying attention and the narcissist withers.
@@pirobot668beta I really don't understand how he ever became President...I voted of course but so many thought "never gonna happen" and got complacent. The reason why so many rights are being stripped away....it all leads back to 2016. We can never be that complacent again.
Poland brings his winged Husars back, while germany integrates the new Panther into the Bundeswehr and force feeds the military. I´m intrested in how this will end.
I was almost hoping Russia would have started darting around, asking its 'allies' to back it up against America's truth bombs, and then just getting crickets.
Russia: "Hey guys, y'all gonna back me up in this?" Belorussia: "Cough nervously" Hungary: "Well I tried my best boss." Georgia: "sadistic smiling" Azerbaijan: "whistling while checking his finger nails." Armenia: "sitting quietly while eyeing at Azerbaijan cautiously." Kazakhstan: give an Asian parents disappointed judgmental look." Chechnya: "...." China: "pretending to be polite while secretly preparing debt papers work and treaty to annex Outer Manchuria and Sakhalin island." Serbia: "YEAH, you good MAN!" Other countries look at Serbia while China shushing Serbia
*THIS IS WHY I LOVE THE USA, HLC. THE EMBODIMENT OF THE SPIRIT OF SELF DETERMINATION LIKE YOU❣️ 🤗 I AM GOING TO LIVE THIS SUMMER LIKE IT IS MY 16TH - IT IS 1966 ON MY TIMELINE.
I imagine 35 dropping the news accidentally. Then utter silence from buff, f16, c130, ships, sams, everything. Then f22 just kinda has a building scream! Alarm bells in the us, Japan starts crying and incoherently babbling about boats, the uk is missing (you just hear running footsteps and a door closing), and russia acts like Russia and says it’s no big deal.
@@elliottpeterson5021 I think Buff would know about the delta dart considering he arrived in 1955 and the F-106 Delta Dart arrived in 1959, though yeah, 35's a big-mouthed smartass sometimes, so 22 beating up 35 is a possibility and it would probably be gory. I did have to look up what the Delta Dart is and ouch, one of the reasons why it was retired was due to the arrival of 15.
He'd have to work in how one managed to land and fart around in a frozen Montana cornfield for a few hours, all without it's pilot. Seriously, that happened. Wiki search for "Cornfield Bomber". Tough little airframe...
it aint regular farts man... the kid has been beefing with raccoons over trash for ages now... also couple that with jet fuel and oooh boy... a chihuahuas shit smells way better than THAT monstrosity...
@@darkdragonsoul99 Eh what can they do? They're dealing with people for whom step 1 of any plan is to lie about it, and with a foreign press conditioned to believe them every time.
I was a Bradley guy. For a piece of shit vehicle, they were pretty badass. They also killed more tanks in desert storm than the Abrams. Sometimes effective and not the best go hand in hand.
Isn't that just because there were like a fuck ton more Bradleys on the ground than Abrams? Lol as far as I know, every time an Abrams hit a T-72 it was a one-shot kill.
That was part of it. Tactics played a bigger part. Bradley was the first contact and Abrams would provide support. They called the Bradley a “scout” vehicle. A running joke in the military. When we went mechanized infantry, “Infantry Fighting Vehicle” made more sense to me personally. Fitting a squad of dudes in gear in the troop hatch was a nightmare.
@@wraygehousehow does it compare to the BMP though? Seeing as how that was the idea the designers were going after since the APC is a bit underarmed and armored
This man didn’t fucking miss with that break down of Russian the man was cooking in the writing stage with that disrespect. No lies were told in this video
Nah. If you were our size, between treacherous Germany and always scheming Russia... you would also be as overactive about war and preparations for it as my beloved country ;). I think most of us understand why it is worth not fighting with old rifles against tanks... next time. The technology of warfare is advancing and if your country wants to continue to exist... and your citizens to live... you must be prepared. Peace is a privilege, it's easy to forget about it.
My favorite RUclips channel period lol I wish the videos were longer xD just cause I never want them to end xD (don't actually take this comment seriously I love the content and am grateful for any length video)
It astonishes me that people are hating on Israel for actually having the balls to do what the rest of the world will not. It’s like actually waging effective war is illegal these days or something.
That's how it is with the Vibes Based International Law idiots. They're the same people to winge about the "Highway of Death" in Desert Storm somehow being a war crime because it wasn't *sporting* enough for their tastes.
@@Guy_Sandler When someone bombs you and someone is complaining about it, I really hope you get to see someone trying to be smart saying "buT tHey ArE BeInG OpPrrEsSed". Pal, the ISraelis BLOCKED THE PALESTINIANS ACCESS TO THE SEA so they won't be able to develop. Israel also LEGITIMISED HAMAS.
34,262 Civilian casualties. 70 percent women in children, in 7 months. That is half of the total civilian casualties of the Aghanistan occupation by the US over 22 fucking years. Half of the population are children, 11,000 children in 7 months have been murdered by the IDF. Shut. The. Fuck. Up.
Its because people are anti Israel because they're, Zionists due to them being Jews A real Zionist will know right from wrong, a ZEALOT will avenge the blood of they're people Just like the KKK and the N@zs
Going through some rough personal stuff… just wanted to say thank you for your vids, they have become a bright spot in my day… Hope to see you later tonight for the live stream.
Considering the Met Gala is a Charity drive for the Metropolitan Museum of the Arts, in a time when those kind of institutes have to scrape and beg for pennies, idgaf if people get upset about it.
I'm surprised HLC didn't pick up on this: Monday, after months of careful prisoner swap negotiations, Hamas told Israel, "oh yeah, some of the hostages we're offering in this prisoner swap, are corpses"
Thank you HLC. The supreme form of entertainment and witticisms - along with geopolitical analysis - that exists on YT, which of course, makes it the supreme form of entertainment and witticism anywhere, at any time.
I really want to say this again, your message on the other video about suicide I really appreciate. SOmeone is organizing a ruck sack march to stop veteran suicide. I am volunteering. I wrestle with suicide daily, I cant imagine what our veterans go through.
M-1 and Leo 2 had their turrets on their shoulders. Guess we lose the turret tossing competition! hahahahaha Actors are professional liars. They convince you they are someone they are not.
Agnes: Seymour! the Country's on Fire! Seymour Putin: No, mother...it's just the northern lights. At this point, Russia is it's own worst enemy...it's car is parked in the front yard, it's sleeping with it's clothes on, there's a cigarette, still burning! also, the introduction of tool shed tanks from Home Depot is just....beyond words.
basicly a giant meeting of celebs to sit in a closed room huffing eachothers farts for 8 hours... kinda pointless to know about it, youre better off with having that mental storage space used for something actually useful, or well... important for that matter...
If that was the case they wouldn't have lost in afghanistan and vietnam. Don't you even think about talking about statistics? Because well, that means nothing The american military fleed both of their countries with tails between their legs. America spent 20 years in Afghanistan and accomplished absolutely nothing.
@@mariobadia4553Oh yeah, an old ranting of US army blunder that you guys keep yapping all these days, looking away from the fact that while US army still there, their enemies can only hide and shit their pants because they can't fight heads on. Only able to celebrate when their adversary finally leave. There's only thing in this world that can take down America, and that is American politics.
@@mariobadia4553 Don't know when people like you, who like to repeat uS LoSt ViEtNaM and AfGhAnIsTaN will learn but those were not military losses. The NVA and VC suffered a combined loss of 500,000 to 1,500,000 troops whereas the US lost 60,000. In the entirety of GWOT the US lost less than 10,000 troops while OPFOR casualties could be as high as 200,000+. Did the US achieve what they wanted in the middle east and Vietnam? No, but they fucking killed everyone who tried to appose them while they were there. And that was all with bullshit regulations and ROEs. If the American Armed Forces were let off their leash in today's day and age they'd level countries and turn them into parking lots.
@@thesupportingcast6972 I'm the oldest boy unfortunately. 2 older sisters, 5 younger brothers. So it's funny to see big brother energy in action other than from myself
@@OscarMike3770 wanna know why boot camp didn’t scare me? No one could do anything worse to me than my brothers did 🤣 Two of them were over 6’3 and wrestled from age four to grads. Both went to college and wrestled. I got Tombstoned, Stunnered, farted on, Rock Bottomed. The Marines were almost a reprieve… but don’t make me call one of em. One is a purple, and the other a brown in Jiu-Jitsu now. I’m a lowly mid blue belt.
@@thesupportingcast6972 I wish I would've thought to fart on my brothers growing up🤣🤣🤣 let them boys know from one big brother to another, they're awesome
F-35B (STOVL) and F-35C (CATOBAR) are a thing. Also F-22N was shelved long ago, same with the stealth A-6 replacement A-12. Now FB-22 Strike Raptor, now that would have been a good thing.
@@FirstDagger I dunno the F-22N with F-14 variable sweep wings looks awsome. The A-12 fly doritio I agree with not making that, unless it comes in cool ranch flavor. The FB-22 is a delta wing F-22 I wonder what the maneuverability would've been like with that much extra lifting surface.
Speaking of... anyone noticed that one of the "captured tanks" has a weird hole in it. Weird because it *looks* like a HEAT round hit it... except that can't be it because it's missing aspects of it upon close inspection (like the dents it leaves around the hole) so it just looks like they took a welder, cut a whole in the armor, and tried to make it look like they destroyed it with one of their tanks instead of... you know... four mines stuck together...
Doesn't Change the fact that they are getting wiped out on the battlefield same with the Bradley's. The Russians are hunting down the Abrams like prized bucks. That tank is absolutely useless in Ukraine.
This was great! And validating, one day farther from a toaster bath. When I feel like it didn't matter, you and Nick(The Fat Electrician) make me ok with it... PTSD hits different for everybody, based on time, theater and such(bosnia 98), I will not be number 22. Don't let the Intrusive thoughts win!
I really appreciate the longer content. These videos are the highlight of my day every day that they come out and this longer content is so much better. Thank you
Dude your humor is killing my hernia. I’m board so I just watch your videos over and over. I think “I think I have a self liking of pain” 🤨 BTW- Poland getting excited 🤣😂🤣 that cooks just like the 22🫡🇺🇸👍🏻
And what about the handful of Americans still Hamas hostages too? At least Carter TRIED to get his back from Iran. Brandon's team doensn't even pretend to care.
@OhhGeee, didn't they also bail on WW1? Because they were getting bodied by Germany? Speaking of getting bodied, Russia is getting bodied by Ukraine. Using our old stuff. against their new stuff.
Naaa, I really had to comment on this video , bro was allowed to cook for too long 😂😂, All the way from Nigeria 🇳🇬 we love your videos , very funny and very informative
“That god damn warthunder!”
Nobody is safe from the warthunder fans.
As another slave to the snail overlords, I fully endorse this statement.
Especially when they want to prove a point and/or want more accurate gameplay with most vehicles. They really are a retarded, but talented community. And tactically toxic too.
Warthunder !?
they need to stop advertising being realistic and pissed veteran enough to leak the info.
@@Vertutame That’s why I only provide unclassified info to it to ensure some old school planes will work like they are supposed to!!
"Gonna fart on his pillow" rides hard for us elder kin
Pink eye…….is one of my weaknesses
I never actually laugh at videos. This one got me. Perfect delivery
how so?
better hope the pillow case is brown already
that it does
"Your soldiers on the front lines are like bananas; they start green, turn yellow & die in bunches."
Not even Mr. Freeze could cool off that burn, holy shit 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Not even Mr. Freeze in the middle of winter on Antarctica in the dead of the Ice Age could cool off that burn, my dude.
Legit choked on coffee when I heard it
I laughed for an inordinate amount of time at this zinger. 🔥🔥🔥
Someone call lord Gwyn, the age of fire will continue for a millennia more after that one.
A full restore wouldn't work either lol
US: "If you find yourself in a fair fight, you didn't plan your mission properly."
Actual quote from David Hackworth
"If you're not cheating you're not fucking trying hard enough" - Quote from my actual Drill Sergeant in 2004.
If only every senior military leader and politian read Hacks books we'd be in a better place as a country. I imagine most wouldn't bother because he was the antithesis to everything they are.
@@jfletcher12Damn!
Yeah thats from sun tzu
"Start green, Turn Yellow and Die in bunches"
That is an unreasonably hard bar for an unfortunately sad reality
As always, thank you HLC. Your many personalities have entertained us again.
Fr
Ong
This is the best channel on RUclips
Was just fixin to type the exact thing.Amazing how all the characters have their own,um,er,"personalitiies".Better and better.Oh nad "Sea Raptor?"Yes please.(I know all the dies tooling and blueprints were destroyed but,COME ON!)
I'll second that OP 👍🏻😎
Missiles Wile E. Coyote wouldn't touch...that had me dying! 😅😅
Best line by far.
Best line, and it is 100% sincere
Right 💯 😂😂
hiiiYAa! gonna fart on your pillow all the way from the great China
@@JoyWheeler1981 imo the john wick boogeyman reference was better
“Let him cook. I’m so fucking exited right now”. Definitely shows how into this Poland is. It’s very surprising that they didn’t ask anyone if they had popcorn.
Better have a beer and a sausage, that's our style ;).
It does also sound like something that Germany would do if they wanted to get in on the action.
I'll gladly share my popcorn with Poland.
Poland actually doesn't want NATO war with Russia. Recently they even stated that their troops will not be entering Ukraine.
Poland be like:
Dick? Hard
Russia Hatred? MAXIMUM
Winged? HUSSARS ARRIVED
“Your soldiers on the front lines are like bananas; they start green, turn yellow, and die in bunches” goes so fucking hard god _damn_
You single handedly are making me proud to be an American again
Oh my gosh, that’s no lie!
Get's that freedom boner goin and the blood pumpin. It's a gran ol flag just started playing all of a sudden.
Is this gonna be the quote of the year?
Will we get to see someone use this quote against Putin in the next NATO meeting?
Stay tuned and find out!!
Russian T90's can't deal with a 40 year old IFV. If they think they're in any position to talk smack then they have some real rude awakenings coming.
No T-90s were taken out by a M2A3 Bradley….i don’t even believe a Bradley can take out a T-90s….try again
@@P.G13*ahem* the m2a3 Bradley is the Bradley. Just like the m1a2 Abrams is the Abrams. The Bradley's have been taking out every single Russian tank. Including those "precious" T-90's. It doesn't matter what the number after A is. The one after M is the one that says what vehicle it is. That and the general it's named after.
Cause we already have enough confusion around M1, we don't need confusion around M2.
@@P.G13so? A Bradley is a Bradley the upgrade package is not that important. What really matters is if the core design is still useful. Upgrades alone will only go so far if the core design is crappy
I'm not really concerning the fact that drones and artillery are wiping out the Bradley's. Yeah, I Bradley could take out T90, but then minutes later, that same Bradley gets wiped out by a drone or two
@@JIKwoodRussian artillery and drones have been taking out twice the number of bradleys.Then the bradley's have taken out to nineties. The same exact thing is happening to the abrams.
“Stop making stupid people famous”
No, we just put them into office. The most amount are in Congress. Runner up is the senate.
That's technically the same thing
One of them is the current VP. She knows how to invest and diverse her BODY.
Trump got famous hosting a crummy TV show...
Talk about Celebs with undue power.
And then they become completely detached, near immortal fucks that won't leave until their EVENTUALLY dead
@@pirobot668betaDifference is he was a businessman and people knew his name long before that stupid show.
“They look like they got their stuff from a Hunger Games Wish store”
I burst out laughing. That is way too true
Capitol People...
@@noliver7913 fr. Every time Hollywood comes out with shit about “the 1%” or some dumb shit I’m like “Y’all know you’re talking about yourself, right?” Real awkward watching Fallout talk about evil corporations while taking Daddy Bezos’ money (and now that Bethesda is owned by Microsoft…)
For a second, I thought the USA was the Buff, because god damn was it dropping BOMBS.
I mean you don't have one without the other
“You’ve got one export variant Abrams in Moscow…keep it up and I’ll order the rest of the genuine articles to do our own parade.”
"Celebrities are like Freddy Krueger: they only have power if you think they do"
That is some serious fire.
This one straight up had the "There's no need to wonder where you God is... Cuz he's right here... And he's fresh out of mercy" energy
@Astr0-1408 Now I gotta go back and watch the entire SAO abridged series......... because it's been recently updated.
Lol Russia gonna be like: "You know calling someone a B***h seem so negative, what I meant they were brave and strong and F**king terrifying!"
“My wounds heal faster than you can make them. We could do this all day, and you would not be any closer to beating me, not that it wouldn’t be fun.“
@@alxphx swe fans are everywhere...
@@Astr0-1408 “He’s in the walls…”
"Fuck you, I'm gonna fart on his pillow" lol, that gives the same vibe as Eric Cartman's " fuck you guys, I'm goin home"
Lmao
As a ambassador of Gen Z, you have our full support in this endeavor
Na stfu you do not not even a percent. What you have is likes by confused people
As a spokesperson of Gen X, who cares.
@@paulleach3612as part of the lower house of Gen Z , we do that’s y he’s ambassador
😆 🤣 😂
@@paulleach3612 as a generation in-between millennial and GenZ y'all both gotta work together else were up to our necks in shit.
2:17 that John Wick quote it's pure fire.
- HLC
‘That godam Warthunder’
- Designer of the Challenger 3
‘Ugh, the armour layout isn’t correct. Let me fix that.’
*Sends Classified armour layout info*
bro don't give blud any ideas 💀
He will start cookin 😂
@@FinleyReed-il3so ay from personal experience leaking the F-117 docs do NOT help get the plane in the game.(to the govt, in case this is how bad your sense of humor is, no I did NOT leak the docs(tho I do play the game))
Ha! Next you will have to try the F-35 docs 😂
@@FinleyReed-il3so Maybe in a few years. But if that does happen? CIA is gonna come down on the SOB that did it like they knew where Bin Laden was in 2005.
“Celebrities are like Freddy Krueger they only have power if you think they do” yep, just like politicians, dictators, salesmen and the “next episode” in every streaming platform…
Yes
Not true about politicians. They only have power so long as a single government enforcer lives. Government is nothing more than the biggest mafia on the block after all. Violence is the only thing government is cowed by. And frankly, the US population is too reticent to use it on the government.
no man, "next episode" holds power beyond our comprehension
Counterpoint: Zendaya doesn't have IRS auditors. The politicians elected into the executive branch do indeed have power.
@@L0stEngineerright up until Congress yanks the purse strings shut.. if they ever frakkin get around to it…..
The MET GALA? Meaningless.
the met gala is still a thing?
@@xymorm@xymorm, how do you think the Met gets most of its money...the $75,000 tickets are a fundraiser.
@@xymorm apparently. Seriously thought that it ended about a decade ago
I didn't even know that a thing called the met gala existed until a week ago
I mean, I’ve heard of it as like an area in a movie sometimes, but I thought it was a thing of the past. Course I thought the same thing about ice cream trucks, because I never saw one except in movies, but then I move to a slightly larger town and there goes one driving by my house playing a tinny super Mario Bros theme song. Blew my mind honestly. 😅
As a Vet trying to get help (Seriously, the VA sucks but it's better than nothing), any source of humor is appreciated.
What I would give to see my distant Polish kin when the Winged Hussars arrive. So f***ing proud of 'em!
Thank you for your service brother.
Well said, thank you so much for your service 🫡
As one Vet to another, thank you for your service shipmate. (I use the term "Shipmate" for the veterans of all our services, Brothers and Sisters in arms.)
i believe in you man
"And then the Winged Hussars arived!"
I would say the Israeli response to Gaza is *”proportional”*
We just heard and saw what we needed to hear and see!!
Russia, you not know this BUT the American military is currently protecting you!
From US! The American citizenry!!!
This is so fucking true. In anything, America shifting to full wartime production might actually dramatically improve the economy. Imagine how many jobs will be made as production increases to war time levels.
@@matasa7463 Yes but for that to happen we would need a radical shift in our higher national authority.
every small town machine shop in America making 155s would be game over
@@castleincorporated Love the idea of it!
And, we can make MORE than one product
"Hunger Games Wish store"
A famous Roastmaster can't even touch that joke because he probably shopped at the same place. 🤣
The TOW Missile line fucking got me this morning, I had just woken up and was drinking my coffee, and damn near spit it al over my desk ... lol.
It's Hell on a Wire, for sure. :D
It's actually an enhanced TOW2, but who would think that 1960s technology would be taking out 2000s tanks? I'm amazed at what Ukraine is doing with them.
"Let them eat cake." was WILD. And now of course all the celebs are scrambling because of the digitine movement. Love that name by the way. It's almost like they're FINALLY realizing that WE gave them that power they have. And here's the funny thing about power...it's a trick. A shadow on the wall. Power only resides where men BELIEVE it resides.
“And I believe a short man can cast a very long shadow…”
@@Aredel MY GOD classic thrones had some banger monologues man that ring so true in reality.
While they were talking about Celebs having only the power we give them as a general case, I can't help but thinking about one Celeb with undue power.
Trump is/was the host of a 'reality TV' show.
Time we took his power away...just stop paying attention and the narcissist withers.
@@pirobot668betaUnfortunately there's too many that think he's the second coming of Christ
@@pirobot668beta I really don't understand how he ever became President...I voted of course but so many thought "never gonna happen" and got complacent. The reason why so many rights are being stripped away....it all leads back to 2016. We can never be that complacent again.
He said the thing! You know what that means?!
*clears throat*
“THEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED!”
COMING DOWN THE MOUNTAINSIDE!!!!
Poland brings his winged Husars back, while germany integrates the new Panther into the Bundeswehr and force feeds the military.
I´m intrested in how this will end.
Will they arrive in September?
@@scotcoon1186 And we'll remember!
@@scotcoon1186 that is the night Vienna was freed.
Your soldiers on the front lines comment was fucking gold. I'm glad I learned my lesson and refrain from drinking anything while watching your videos.
I was almost hoping Russia would have started darting around, asking its 'allies' to back it up against America's truth bombs, and then just getting crickets.
Zelensky's days are numbered.
🤫
Russia's only allies are the fat man whose troops guts are full of tape worms and China, whose troops are holding up bridges that keep collapsing.
Russia: "Hey guys, y'all gonna back me up in this?"
Belorussia: "Cough nervously"
Hungary: "Well I tried my best boss."
Georgia: "sadistic smiling"
Azerbaijan: "whistling while checking his finger nails."
Armenia: "sitting quietly while eyeing at Azerbaijan cautiously."
Kazakhstan: give an Asian parents disappointed judgmental look."
Chechnya: "...."
China: "pretending to be polite while secretly preparing debt papers work and treaty to annex Outer Manchuria and Sakhalin island."
Serbia: "YEAH, you good MAN!"
Other countries look at Serbia while China shushing Serbia
@@peekaboopeekaboo1165 no one cares.
@@longwlenguyen4214 Poetry
America just became Baba Yaga 😳
YES!
Honest we have been for a while, why many nations don't like us.
Always were
The old witch-lady who lives in the forest and flies in a mortar?
Which is ironic because that's a Russian story.
Benchmarking "How dark is your humor?" every episode
*THIS IS WHY I LOVE THE USA, HLC. THE EMBODIMENT OF THE SPIRIT OF SELF DETERMINATION LIKE YOU❣️ 🤗 I AM GOING TO LIVE THIS SUMMER LIKE IT IS MY 16TH - IT IS 1966 ON MY TIMELINE.
"Missiles which Wile E Coyote wouldn't even touch." OUCH! LOL LAOOL!!
Please make a video where you tell the kid about the delta dart! A us interceptor retired after 30 years without a single air to air kill!
I imagine 35 dropping the news accidentally. Then utter silence from buff, f16, c130, ships, sams, everything. Then f22 just kinda has a building scream! Alarm bells in the us, Japan starts crying and incoherently babbling about boats, the uk is missing (you just hear running footsteps and a door closing), and russia acts like Russia and says it’s no big deal.
@@elliottpeterson5021 I think Buff would know about the delta dart considering he arrived in 1955 and the F-106 Delta Dart arrived in 1959, though yeah, 35's a big-mouthed smartass sometimes, so 22 beating up 35 is a possibility and it would probably be gory.
I did have to look up what the Delta Dart is and ouch, one of the reasons why it was retired was due to the arrival of 15.
22 would go insane…..
Even Russia would be terrified.
He'd have to work in how one managed to land and fart around in a frozen Montana cornfield for a few hours, all without it's pilot.
Seriously, that happened.
Wiki search for "Cornfield Bomber". Tough little airframe...
@@electricdragon9366 The primary reason was that McDonnell Douglas had the best lobbyists for the marginally better F-4 Phantom.
"F you, I'm gonna go fart on his pillow" that sent me 🤣
Only FART on his pillow? :) Though, from a jet, that probably burns the pillow to cinders. :)
Nah farting is fine, we haven’t gotten to Amber Heard crazy status yet for the 22.
it aint regular farts man... the kid has been beefing with raccoons over trash for ages now... also couple that with jet fuel and oooh boy... a chihuahuas shit smells way better than THAT monstrosity...
Option 2 is a handful of ground beef shoved up inside the boxspring .... it'll take a while, but....
gives a new meaning to explosive diarrhea
@@crustybomb115 Even worse is the kid is stealth so you'll not know until it hits ya
I love that farting on a pillow line. I laughed longer than I had any business doing so.
Boys never grow up, we just get more expensive toys!
Actually alot of the aid if not most of it is being sized by Hamas, and what they don't keep,they sell to the people that it was meant for.
"Take the TOW Missiles off the side to make it a fair fight". -HLC, about a year ago
"Fuck you, Im gonna go fart on his pillow" Im fucking crying!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"They do be doing that shit"
Yes they do Israel also do be playing into it every chance they get which doesn't help.
@@darkdragonsoul99 True. But it's quite a 'damned if you do damned if you don't' type of situation for Israel in many cases.
@@darkdragonsoul99 Eh what can they do? They're dealing with people for whom step 1 of any plan is to lie about it, and with a foreign press conditioned to believe them every time.
I was a Bradley guy. For a piece of shit vehicle, they were pretty badass. They also killed more tanks in desert storm than the Abrams. Sometimes effective and not the best go hand in hand.
Isn't that just because there were like a fuck ton more Bradleys on the ground than Abrams? Lol as far as I know, every time an Abrams hit a T-72 it was a one-shot kill.
That was part of it. Tactics played a bigger part. Bradley was the first contact and Abrams would provide support. They called the Bradley a “scout” vehicle. A running joke in the military. When we went mechanized infantry, “Infantry Fighting Vehicle” made more sense to me personally. Fitting a squad of dudes in gear in the troop hatch was a nightmare.
@@wraygehousehow does it compare to the BMP though? Seeing as how that was the idea the designers were going after since the APC is a bit underarmed and armored
@@Darqshadowplus the newest iteration of the Bradley has Israeli iron fist installed plus improved tow and engine
@@Darqshadowalso bmps can die to the exact same things Bradley's can so both are just as vulnerable as each other
This man didn’t fucking miss with that break down of Russian the man was cooking in the writing stage with that disrespect.
No lies were told in this video
The met gala outfits were like a fifth grade science fair. 💀
Edit: thanks HLC :)
Edit 2: this was pinned and then I made the first edit.
the ONLY one I actually liked was Zendaya's....but that's par for the course she could wear a TRASH BAG and make it look stunning. God what a woman.
A lot of the more wild ones being shared are fake. AI-generated images of people that didn't even attend.
Im pretty sure at this point the met gala is a competition to see which outfit gets the most poors upset 😂
Fun fact for you editing a comment removes the heart the channel gives people
@@TheGreatThicc thanks for telling me 😂
Poland got a bit *_too_* excited 💀
They've been chomping at the bit since at least 1792.
@@patrickjanecke5894 AYO
I don't blame them, they are sick and tired of being invaded. They have had it up to HERE with Russia's bullshit
Nah. If you were our size, between treacherous Germany and always scheming Russia... you would also be as overactive about war and preparations for it as my beloved country ;). I think most of us understand why it is worth not fighting with old rifles against tanks... next time. The technology of warfare is advancing and if your country wants to continue to exist... and your citizens to live... you must be prepared. Peace is a privilege, it's easy to forget about it.
Poland grew a new mountain with all that
There are pretenders trying to be HLC, but accept no substitutes. The scripts are fire.
HLC , what can I say? You da bomb man!
Raptor becoming more and more unstable is a treasure. Also love the banana line, top fucking tier.
I knew the rebuttal was coming, and it was still both impressive and terrifying.
Well done HLC!
no hostages - no ceasefire
Bro look at bibi government they don’t care at all bro
My favorite RUclips channel period lol I wish the videos were longer xD just cause I never want them to end xD (don't actually take this comment seriously I love the content and am grateful for any length video)
Meanwhile Scotland is just sitting in the background saying THATS MY NEPHEW!!!
This is the best place to get a snapshot of news I potentially missed so I can look into it more later
One of the few things that gets me through the week is you Sarg... Keep making beautiful content
It astonishes me that people are hating on Israel for actually having the balls to do what the rest of the world will not. It’s like actually waging effective war is illegal these days or something.
"buT tHey ArE BeInG OpPrrEsSed"
That's how it is with the Vibes Based International Law idiots.
They're the same people to winge about the "Highway of Death" in Desert Storm somehow being a war crime because it wasn't *sporting* enough for their tastes.
@@Guy_Sandler
When someone bombs you and someone is complaining about it, I really hope you get to see someone trying to be smart saying "buT tHey ArE BeInG OpPrrEsSed". Pal, the ISraelis BLOCKED THE PALESTINIANS ACCESS TO THE SEA so they won't be able to develop. Israel also LEGITIMISED HAMAS.
34,262 Civilian casualties. 70 percent women in children, in 7 months. That is half of the total civilian casualties of the Aghanistan occupation by the US over 22 fucking years. Half of the population are children, 11,000 children in 7 months have been murdered by the IDF. Shut. The. Fuck. Up.
Its because people are anti Israel because they're, Zionists due to them being Jews
A real Zionist will know right from wrong, a ZEALOT will avenge the blood of they're people
Just like the KKK and the N@zs
Going through some rough personal stuff… just wanted to say thank you for your vids, they have become a bright spot in my day… Hope to see you later tonight for the live stream.
A line from Babylon 5 suddenly popped into my memory, and well...
If you do not bother them[the israelis], they will not bother you.
“You can’t skip leg day.”😂😂😂
The F18s felt that burn.
Considering the Met Gala is a Charity drive for the Metropolitan Museum of the Arts, in a time when those kind of institutes have to scrape and beg for pennies, idgaf if people get upset about it.
Same. If people want to get annoyed about it, then just don’t pay attention. The gala can still happen without the public paying attention to it.
Sad part is only a small amount of the money raised goes to the actual MET. Most goes back into either celebrties, hosts, or to fund the next gala.
@@ReficulDrakul
No, most goes to the museum. Don't lie. The celebrities go there for free.
I will say looking at their finances. YIKES, there is some serious fat in their budget. They are definitely NOT scraping by.
@@zaco-km3su celebrities don't do anything for free
Best source of news
It's really sad when you think about it. Humorous banter from talking maps keeps us more up to date than the evening news.
Nah... it's propaganda too .
@@peekaboopeekaboo1165thats how war and news works
@@toasterhavingabath6980
War is a racket .
@@peekaboopeekaboo1165 At least it's more accurate than Pro-Russia's bullshitery.
I completely agree with Israel. As long as the hostages are continued to be held, no ceasefire.
I'm surprised HLC didn't pick up on this: Monday, after months of careful prisoner swap negotiations, Hamas told Israel, "oh yeah, some of the hostages we're offering in this prisoner swap, are corpses"
I love working remote. I can laugh out loud at your viceo caping jokes. Also a carrier capable 22 would be TERRIFYING.
OK, that last line cinched it! 🤣 I'm sorry, I know it's immature, but a good fart joke just wins!
Thank you HLC. The supreme form of entertainment and witticisms - along with geopolitical analysis - that exists on YT, which of course, makes it the supreme form of entertainment and witticism anywhere, at any time.
I really want to say this again, your message on the other video about suicide I really appreciate. SOmeone is organizing a ruck sack march to stop veteran suicide. I am volunteering. I wrestle with suicide daily, I cant imagine what our veterans go through.
M-1 and Leo 2 had their turrets on their shoulders. Guess we lose the turret tossing competition! hahahahaha Actors are professional liars. They convince you they are someone they are not.
You do a great job at uploading right when i set down my phone for a little hit (i always have time right before you upload)
Agnes: Seymour! the Country's on Fire!
Seymour Putin: No, mother...it's just the northern lights.
At this point, Russia is it's own worst enemy...it's car is parked in the front yard, it's sleeping with it's clothes on, there's a cigarette, still burning!
also, the introduction of tool shed tanks from Home Depot is just....beyond words.
That banana line was so ruthless it's going to get a fucking binding UN resolution.
Damn War Thunder! The recurring theme
i honestly think Warthunder shouldn't have pushed into the modern age
my daily joy
the bone I eagerly waited for since the last video
Love the content. Thank you for the entertainment.
The "stop making stupid people famous" line hit hard
That tow missile, it fucks.
😂
Damnit that’s the one that got me.
okey after this i gotta look up what a met gala is
You're honestly better off not knowing :p
basicly a giant meeting of celebs to sit in a closed room huffing eachothers farts for 8 hours... kinda pointless to know about it, youre better off with having that mental storage space used for something actually useful, or well... important for that matter...
@@crustybomb115 well, he can remember your words wich describe the Meth Gala perfectly 😂
@@elduquecaradura1468 meth gala lmao
If war is art, then Russia is a child with a crayon, and America is the whole goddamn Renaissance.
It's frightening, impressive and depressing how much they've put into warfare.
If that was the case they wouldn't have lost in afghanistan and vietnam. Don't you even think about talking about statistics? Because well, that means nothing The american military fleed both of their countries with tails between their legs. America spent 20 years in Afghanistan and accomplished absolutely nothing.
@@mariobadia4553Oh yeah, an old ranting of US army blunder that you guys keep yapping all these days, looking away from the fact that while US army still there, their enemies can only hide and shit their pants because they can't fight heads on. Only able to celebrate when their adversary finally leave.
There's only thing in this world that can take down America, and that is American politics.
@@mariobadia4553 Don't know when people like you, who like to repeat uS LoSt ViEtNaM and AfGhAnIsTaN will learn but those were not military losses. The NVA and VC suffered a combined loss of 500,000 to 1,500,000 troops whereas the US lost 60,000. In the entirety of GWOT the US lost less than 10,000 troops while OPFOR casualties could be as high as 200,000+. Did the US achieve what they wanted in the middle east and Vietnam? No, but they fucking killed everyone who tried to appose them while they were there. And that was all with bullshit regulations and ROEs. If the American Armed Forces were let off their leash in today's day and age they'd level countries and turn them into parking lots.
"Im gonna go fart on his pillow" is the big brother energy i didnt know i needed today
Holy shit, yes 😂
I am a Marine with brothers… as an only girl AND the youngest.
@@thesupportingcast6972 I'm the oldest boy unfortunately. 2 older sisters, 5 younger brothers. So it's funny to see big brother energy in action other than from myself
@@OscarMike3770 wanna know why boot camp didn’t scare me? No one could do anything worse to me than my brothers did 🤣 Two of them were over 6’3 and wrestled from age four to grads. Both went to college and wrestled. I got Tombstoned, Stunnered, farted on, Rock Bottomed. The Marines were almost a reprieve… but don’t make me call one of em. One is a purple, and the other a brown in Jiu-Jitsu now. I’m a lowly mid blue belt.
@@thesupportingcast6972 I wish I would've thought to fart on my brothers growing up🤣🤣🤣 let them boys know from one big brother to another, they're awesome
Okay.... The Celebrity thing was 110% accurate. Now, oir Citizens need to actually follow that. Especially when it comes to electing Leaders. 😊
These have become one of the best parts of my day. A little smile in a world of insanity and chaos. Thanks
"Stop making stupid people famous" But, we subbed to you! You are stupidly funny!
F22 getting sea legs thought I heard of everything but that might be funny as hell also a nightmare for everyone else
F-35B (STOVL) and F-35C (CATOBAR) are a thing. Also F-22N was shelved long ago, same with the stealth A-6 replacement A-12.
Now FB-22 Strike Raptor, now that would have been a good thing.
@@FirstDagger you think we give the enough drugs and a endless budget you think they do it lol
@@FirstDagger I dunno the F-22N with F-14 variable sweep wings looks awsome. The A-12 fly doritio I agree with not making that, unless it comes in cool ranch flavor. The FB-22 is a delta wing F-22 I wonder what the maneuverability would've been like with that much extra lifting surface.
Speaking of... anyone noticed that one of the "captured tanks" has a weird hole in it. Weird because it *looks* like a HEAT round hit it... except that can't be it because it's missing aspects of it upon close inspection (like the dents it leaves around the hole) so it just looks like they took a welder, cut a whole in the armor, and tried to make it look like they destroyed it with one of their tanks instead of... you know... four mines stuck together...
Doesn't Change the fact that they are getting wiped out on the battlefield same with the Bradley's. The Russians are hunting down the Abrams like prized bucks. That tank is absolutely useless in Ukraine.
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This was great!
And validating, one day farther from a toaster bath.
When I feel like it didn't matter, you and Nick(The Fat Electrician) make me ok with it...
PTSD hits different for everybody, based on time, theater and such(bosnia 98), I will not be number 22.
Don't let the
Intrusive thoughts win!
I really appreciate the longer content. These videos are the highlight of my day every day that they come out and this longer content is so much better. Thank you
"Between wars I got bored and almost made a sea raptor."
Jesus Christ I can't believe we might have almost had a carrier born raptor.
“We do not negotiate with terrorist” - Israel on HLC’s channel. Hand full of Americans *looks at the president* when?
Dude your humor is killing my hernia. I’m board so I just watch your videos over and over. I think “I think I have a self liking of pain” 🤨 BTW- Poland getting excited 🤣😂🤣 that cooks just like the 22🫡🇺🇸👍🏻
And HLC made USA the real John Wick of the story now I love it
Ghost gun ad that played at the very end of this video is the most fed entrapment shit I’ve seen in a hawt minute lmfao.
Warthunder do be leaking Military Intel. Sorry for you Germany XD
I’m surprised there wasn’t a “Met Gaza” joke. Especially since “met” in Hebrew means dead (in single male.)
Ooooooohhhhhh 🔥🔥
New video, life is good
I think Poland got a stiffy hearing the John Wick line 😂😂😂
damnit! "fart on his pillow" got me to belly laugh and i just got slapped by the wife again! lol love your stuff!!
Israel should never quit.
And what about the handful of Americans still Hamas hostages too? At least Carter TRIED to get his back from Iran. Brandon's team doensn't even pretend to care.
Ruski saved your ass in WWII
That was eighty years ago. Shit changes.
@@ChaseVaccaro-ge3gk LMAO okay go watch more CNN.
@OhhGeee, didn't they also bail on WW1? Because they were getting bodied by Germany? Speaking of getting bodied, Russia is getting bodied by Ukraine. Using our old stuff. against their new stuff.
They only switched sides because because Hitler betrayed Stalin
Naaa, I really had to comment on this video , bro was allowed to cook for too long 😂😂, All the way from Nigeria 🇳🇬 we love your videos , very funny and very informative
Gotta love when “fuck around find out” comes to “find out”