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  • @michaelo5665
    @michaelo5665 7 месяцев назад +2635

    The only munition Buff can't carry is a single fuck to give.

    • @infinablade1687
      @infinablade1687 7 месяцев назад

      His fuck has runneth dry

    • @whyjnot420
      @whyjnot420 7 месяцев назад +73

      Do you think Buff can have helicopters with giant speakers fly by after each bombing run playing Thomas Benjamin Wild Esq's I've No More F***s To Give!

    • @wyomingboi69
      @wyomingboi69 7 месяцев назад +89

      “I like to think of myself as a combat cameraman, just look up smile and wait for the flash.” -Grandpa Buff 2024

    • @kyze8284
      @kyze8284 7 месяцев назад +20

      @@whyjnot420 I was thinking Flight of the Valkyries, because that’s all they’ll see after Buff leaves anyway

    • @lordrynogaming1553
      @lordrynogaming1553 7 месяцев назад +7

      That's a good fucking line man

  • @jasongoodman3495
    @jasongoodman3495 7 месяцев назад +4802

    "Theres about to be more suns out than Tattoine"😂

    • @QTownTruckspotting
      @QTownTruckspotting 7 месяцев назад +37

      Yes

    • @johnbertrand4135
      @johnbertrand4135 7 месяцев назад +118

      that Line hits hard. I fucking loved it

    • @MrSGL21
      @MrSGL21 7 месяцев назад +135

      Japan finally got to drop a great one liner.

    • @aurorauplinks
      @aurorauplinks 7 месяцев назад +56

      I appreciated it because tatoine has two suns and japan had two extra fusion lights over them for awhile too

    • @nickd3157
      @nickd3157 7 месяцев назад +68

      @@aurorauplinksyou know there was a businessman who was on a trip and survived the first explosion, only to return home and go through another 3 days later. He was the only documented man to survive 2 nuclear blasts, he spent the rest of his life campaigning against nuclear weapons, but still talk about the odds.

  • @Calcium37
    @Calcium37 7 месяцев назад +352

    I fucking love Poland.
    Little European Texas has all the pent-up rage of a chihuahua that [insert literally any scenario here].

    • @Lovesthecrazystories
      @Lovesthecrazystories 7 месяцев назад +25

      I'm with you. I'm a Polish descendant whose family settled in East Texas. My grandma said it was because it felt like home.

    • @sunny-sq6ci
      @sunny-sq6ci 7 месяцев назад +9

      Poland purposely trying to get others, esp Russia to piss us off😂😂

    • @laurakastrup
      @laurakastrup 7 месяцев назад

      @@sunny-sq6ciPoles and Finns are really, really dancing over the line called “Russia pleaseeeeeee”
      European Texas and European Florida
      Yes Finland is European Florida there’s just as much that will kill you up there and there’s an equal lack of chill

    • @tamrabrawley4573
      @tamrabrawley4573 6 месяцев назад +5

      As a Chihuahua owner I agree

    • @patrickdastar9142
      @patrickdastar9142 6 месяцев назад +4

      They have the European version of a code maple syrup

  • @chris_wizzudz
    @chris_wizzudz 7 месяцев назад +4951

    Buff's face when he asks "Would you glass me?" is kinda creepy lol

    • @yomogami4561
      @yomogami4561 7 месяцев назад +137

      i wasn't expecting that from buff

    • @RandomTrinidadian
      @RandomTrinidadian 7 месяцев назад +239

      He been hanging out with thr kid for too long

    • @hrhagadorn
      @hrhagadorn 7 месяцев назад +80

      only Grandpa Buff can steal other people/planes/HLC?'s lines.

    • @ChangedCauseYT-HateFoxNames
      @ChangedCauseYT-HateFoxNames 7 месяцев назад

      Revealed where the kid gets it from.

    • @jasongoodman3495
      @jasongoodman3495 7 месяцев назад +47

      Not as creepy as the Agies asking "Would you touch me? I'd touch me"

  • @pietrobuonocore
    @pietrobuonocore 7 месяцев назад +3801

    HLC is a better news source than all the news media hahaha

    • @DanikaHosa
      @DanikaHosa 7 месяцев назад +89

      Seriously!!! I hear more from HLC about current world affairs than anywhere else.

    • @LeonSteelpaw
      @LeonSteelpaw 7 месяцев назад

      Most places are better sources than the news media

    • @ReganShilling-ig4nk
      @ReganShilling-ig4nk 7 месяцев назад +33

      Same here this is where I go to see what has happened recently

    • @zonicay
      @zonicay 7 месяцев назад +25

      and he keeps it in a format that the average citizen can understand, you don’t need to be “in the know” to understand what’s going on

    • @Badgerroodragon
      @Badgerroodragon 7 месяцев назад +21

      Hes HONEST... thats why

  • @ModTheBot
    @ModTheBot 7 месяцев назад +656

    “You see (insert name here)? I don’t want to anymore,” has to be one of the best villain lines😂

    • @MrJoel9679
      @MrJoel9679 7 месяцев назад +10

      Ever

    • @sup3rj4k37
      @sup3rj4k37 7 месяцев назад +8

      of all time.

    • @trapjohnson
      @trapjohnson 7 месяцев назад +27

      "Enemies coming from that direction!"
      "Yes sir! Eliminating that direction!"

    • @ModTheBot
      @ModTheBot 7 месяцев назад +7

      @@trapjohnson I’m taking that one.

    • @trapjohnson
      @trapjohnson 7 месяцев назад +6

      @@ModTheBot Feel free, I stole it as well.

  • @hyrulechampion5451
    @hyrulechampion5451 7 месяцев назад +1182

    The "Ah so this is how we end up in the storyline for a Fallout video game" had me laughing so much

    • @EXRazeBurn
      @EXRazeBurn 7 месяцев назад +19

      Well that DOES presume anybody gives two shits what happens to Yemen. Much less the Houthis.

    • @SoloWing88
      @SoloWing88 7 месяцев назад +19

      Just in time for Fallout london to be delayed, you get the home edition!

    • @mikeprimm4077
      @mikeprimm4077 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@SoloWing88 really, you think Yemen could do anything to London. Yemen can't feed its own people, or have a coherent military, or wear real clothes or have an economy or you know anything normal. That any normal country does. So I don't think London, or America are afraid of Yemen. In the slightest bit. If Yemen somehow managed to attack London, United Kingdom would wipe them off the face of the planet. If they did something to America, ditto. They can't hit boats that are off the coast of their own country with missiles that are being supplied to them by a foreign government. Complete with fuel and training on how to use them and warheads. Lmao what do you think they got. They got nothing. Instead of trying to start world war 3, shouldn't they be out planting their next crop of dirt or something

    • @Zero_The_Crow
      @Zero_The_Crow 7 месяцев назад +5

      He's almost not wrong except as far as Fallout lore (though now possibly outdated) goes it was just Europe and a failing USSR that fought over the Middle East and Eastern Europe which left both it and most of Europe a ruined wasteland long before the US-China war fully ruined the planet. In Fallout peak oil happened early and the US went full isolatist mode, with the rest of the world basically collapsing until it was literally just the US (including the newly acquired territory of Mexico and the even newer and far more rebellious territory of Canada) and China left to squabble over the last reserves of oil. IIRC in the Fallout timeline its India and Pakistan that get into a nuclear war first which then later spreads to Europe.

    • @Sanderlee
      @Sanderlee 7 месяцев назад +1

      He got me with the more suns than Tatooine line...

  • @nicomorales1644
    @nicomorales1644 7 месяцев назад +984

    “You see Yemen? Yeah I don’t want to anymore.” Excellent line.

    • @AmericPet
      @AmericPet 7 месяцев назад +9

      I ... I'm a ... I'm a little concerned about this. What happened?

    • @michaelrogers4157
      @michaelrogers4157 7 месяцев назад +42

      ​@AmericPet no reason to be concerned. Just making a parking lot for the middle-east.

    • @ZackarySchejbalCODBO2RGM2
      @ZackarySchejbalCODBO2RGM2 7 месяцев назад +24

      We gonna pull out the USS Wisconsin again for this?

    • @christianramirez1449
      @christianramirez1449 7 месяцев назад +16

      ​@@michaelrogers4157*glass parking lot.

    • @SabreSix1980
      @SabreSix1980 7 месяцев назад +21

      @@ZackarySchejbalCODBO2RGM2 Temper temper...

  • @lindaboatwright2558
    @lindaboatwright2558 7 месяцев назад +111

    "Shaved version of Kung Fu Panda" Perfect description! Excellent post as always.

  • @thefailtrain2202
    @thefailtrain2202 7 месяцев назад +525

    "Would you glass me? I'D glass me."
    Buff has been waiting his WHOLE CAREER to say that.

    • @Ranulfdatank
      @Ranulfdatank 7 месяцев назад +19

      Funny when the kid says it, terrifying when Grampa Buff does.

    • @willythemailboy2
      @willythemailboy2 7 месяцев назад +9

      I got a flashback of the buff's line "Moses may have crossed the Red Sea, but I'm gonna widen it!"

    • @Nathanial-Lee-Vigder
      @Nathanial-Lee-Vigder 4 месяца назад

      Say it? He's been waiting 50 years to do it! Again!

  • @PheonixKing08
    @PheonixKing08 7 месяцев назад +969

    "You see that over there?" "Yes, Sir!" "I don't want to." Understood, Sir!" LMFAO!!!

    • @noobpuncher8571
      @noobpuncher8571 7 месяцев назад +49

      "Roger, removing 'over there'!"

    • @tearstoneactual9773
      @tearstoneactual9773 7 месяцев назад +33

      "You are correct. There is no Yemen in the area anymore."

    • @michaeledmunds7056
      @michaeledmunds7056 7 месяцев назад +46

      "The enemy is in that direction."
      "Yes sir, removing that direction."

    • @LucanVaris
      @LucanVaris 7 месяцев назад +36

      "Dear grid coordinates. Your first warning is already on its way. There will not be a second. That is all."

    • @dodgeman4360
      @dodgeman4360 7 месяцев назад +21

      If I may, could we get some of that sand for decorations? That glassy looking sand.....oh, radioactive? How long before safe? 45 years? Shit.....

  • @Flyboy_73
    @Flyboy_73 7 месяцев назад +118

    Loved the army of darkness reference. I haven’t seen that movie in years. By far the Buff this time around had the best ending line since the first time I saw Raptor do the “I’d intercept me” line. Pure gold 😂😂😂

  • @MIronLance
    @MIronLance 7 месяцев назад +1361

    All I can see in my mind is a line of U.S. Presidents starting with Thomas Jefferson giving a beat down and emphasizing every word with each hit, "How..many.. times.. we... gotta... tell.. bitches... not... to... touch... the... damn... BOATS!!"

    • @DeHerg
      @DeHerg 7 месяцев назад +98

      "... Lo, there do I see the line of my people, back to the beginning Lo, they do call to me. ..."

    • @mavthebosun3772
      @mavthebosun3772 7 месяцев назад +58

      This is now my head canon every time I hear "don't touch the boats" TY sir

    • @Valhain
      @Valhain 7 месяцев назад +36

      @@DeHerg A wild 13th Warrior quote in the wild! I'm shocked!

    • @andrewbrzezinski915
      @andrewbrzezinski915 7 месяцев назад +7

      @@DeHerg NICE!!!!!!!!

    • @avoiceofreason7
      @avoiceofreason7 7 месяцев назад +16

      I'm just thinking about that scene from, "Airplane" now.

  • @DustyGamma
    @DustyGamma 7 месяцев назад +484

    Scary hearing Buff say it...
    He's got that, old man in a dangerous profession, type of vibe.

    • @Dwarg91
      @Dwarg91 7 месяцев назад +30

      Because he IS an old man in a dangerous job.

    • @MultiMachinegunner
      @MultiMachinegunner 7 месяцев назад +14

      Like Clint Eastwood or Sean Connery

    • @deadlysrestorations
      @deadlysrestorations 7 месяцев назад +9

      Old age and treachery...

    • @Fighter11244
      @Fighter11244 7 месяцев назад +21

      Beware of an old man in a profession where men usually die young...

    • @LighthawkTenchi
      @LighthawkTenchi 7 месяцев назад +11

      He’s a dinosaur that still roams the earth, and he’s about to remind everyone of just how terrifying that could be

  • @josephgauthreaux8926
    @josephgauthreaux8926 7 месяцев назад +76

    I love the fallout reference hlc. I also never get tired of hearing Japan say oh shit when hearing about the boats 🤣

  • @TheXshot
    @TheXshot 7 месяцев назад +1597

    Don't... touch... the fucking... BOATS!

    • @Rebelrocker69
      @Rebelrocker69 7 месяцев назад +45

      Just ask the Fat Electrician. "Don't touch America's boats!" It's almost a battle cry for him.

    • @Rednecknerd_rob9634
      @Rednecknerd_rob9634 7 месяцев назад +8

      (Me as an American): *Touches boat*

    • @TheXshot
      @TheXshot 7 месяцев назад +25

      @@Rednecknerd_rob9634 *hands a sponge and bucket*
      Thanks skipper!

    • @Rednecknerd_rob9634
      @Rednecknerd_rob9634 7 месяцев назад +14

      @@TheXshot lol. (As a ghost) I wanted to see if I'd get splatted. I regret nothing. lol.

    • @Xerou
      @Xerou 7 месяцев назад +11

      @@Rednecknerd_rob9634 We are allowed as we are Americans. It's other countries who are not allowed (without invitation of course).

  • @Pierce-lz7kv
    @Pierce-lz7kv 7 месяцев назад +827

    Japan giving the most frightened warnings are pure gold

    • @Cha-Khia
      @Cha-Khia 7 месяцев назад +57

      Well yeah, they had four sun rises in two days back in 1945.

    • @Pierce-lz7kv
      @Pierce-lz7kv 7 месяцев назад +19

      @@Cha-Khia they are the beaten puppy of world wars

    • @Nempo13
      @Nempo13 7 месяцев назад +6

      @@Pierce-lz7kv They were on the winning side in WW1, just Europe totally ignored their contributions and at the time America was also just trying to grab what it could also being a younger country at the time.

    • @Pierce-lz7kv
      @Pierce-lz7kv 7 месяцев назад

      @@Nempo13 calm down there professor, it's not that serious

  • @jeromehelion4766
    @jeromehelion4766 7 месяцев назад +140

    "you see that army down there gaurdsmen"?
    "Yes my lord"
    "I DON'T WANT TO"
    "Understood my lord"
    -Warhammer 40k

  • @MTTT1234
    @MTTT1234 7 месяцев назад +1142

    'Amerika, what have you done?
    Do you know how little this narrows it down?'

    • @natenate2280
      @natenate2280 7 месяцев назад +2

      hahahaha

    • @42moosejaw89
      @42moosejaw89 7 месяцев назад +17

      Like asking for the guy with black hair in Asia

    • @Shinjitago
      @Shinjitago 7 месяцев назад +7

      That's on point... this place gets crazier by the day

    • @OregonOutdoorsChris
      @OregonOutdoorsChris 7 месяцев назад +21

      "do you have the slightest idea, how little that narrows it down"

    • @Klaaism
      @Klaaism 7 месяцев назад +4

      We've had our fingers in alot of pies over a century.

  • @nousername102
    @nousername102 7 месяцев назад +639

    Buff saying "Would you glass me? *pause* I'd glass me." Has; "Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far." energy written all over it. Pure perfection.

    • @OddlyIncredible
      @OddlyIncredible 7 месяцев назад +7

      Buff is the poster boy for "Si Vis Pace Para Bellum."

    • @HashknightGaming
      @HashknightGaming 7 месяцев назад +6

      It would have been best if he cut to the kid being concerned.

    • @allenr316
      @allenr316 7 месяцев назад +5

      I think a better translation of what Buff said is "Speak calmly, carry a big stick... then find a bigger stick and use it.". 😂😂

    • @schwiizergaudi7607
      @schwiizergaudi7607 7 месяцев назад +3

      Or the StarWars Version: "Speak Softly and Drive a big Tank!"

    • @duphasdan
      @duphasdan 7 месяцев назад

      Makes one wonder if he and the other plane are related.

  • @armadillotoe
    @armadillotoe 7 месяцев назад +51

    Can we all agree that the Buff has, and continues to give the best bang for the buck in aviation history?

    • @crimsonmaelstrom573
      @crimsonmaelstrom573 7 месяцев назад +3

      He certainly delivers plenty of bangers on target 😅

  • @QTownTruckspotting
    @QTownTruckspotting 7 месяцев назад +1621

    Russia: what have you done?????????
    America: your mother
    Edit: and apparently Yemen’s too

    • @SteveInLava
      @SteveInLava 7 месяцев назад +29

      Golden opportunity, but aimed higher than the usual low-hanging fruit.

    • @BlandSpagetti
      @BlandSpagetti 7 месяцев назад +21

      And your sister

    • @adamk.7177
      @adamk.7177 7 месяцев назад +25

      @@BlandSpagetti And your brother
      I mean wait, fuck

    • @some_texan
      @some_texan 7 месяцев назад

      @@adamk.7177ruh roh

    • @some_texan
      @some_texan 7 месяцев назад +10

      and your cousin

  • @leeteague8126
    @leeteague8126 7 месяцев назад +159

    the eye twitch when america thought the boats were touched was great. better acting than many movies these days

  • @barondragonborn4860
    @barondragonborn4860 7 месяцев назад +10

    I died laughing when Buff got his own personal line. Hats off to the Buff. Go glass ‘em, big guy.

  • @MacOriginalGamer
    @MacOriginalGamer 7 месяцев назад +757

    Damn! The F-22 is rubbing off on Grandpa BUFF! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

    • @yomogami4561
      @yomogami4561 7 месяцев назад +36

      be afraid....very afraid

    • @BouncingTribbles
      @BouncingTribbles 7 месяцев назад +71

      More like Buff is showing everyone why the kid looks up to him.

    • @SwarmerGaming
      @SwarmerGaming 7 месяцев назад +39

      Where do you think the kid gets it xP. Buff is the only plane to basically glass a country and they took off from American soil

    • @crasyeyes009
      @crasyeyes009 7 месяцев назад +13

      Look it just runs in the family. 😊

    • @Average_Josh
      @Average_Josh 7 месяцев назад +11

      Nah, I think that is just the Buff and the kid got a big dose of it. Buff may seem like a good guy to be around, but have you seen old war vets???

  • @shawnadams1460
    @shawnadams1460 7 месяцев назад +310

    As someone who served on the Eisenhower, and has family currently serving on that ship, to say I flipped out a bit would be an understatement!!! (0.o) The eye thing...the twitching...WAS ME!!! I must have said "OH I KNOW THAT MUTHERF#@$ER DIDNT TOUCH OUR BOATS!!" about 4 times after pausing while looking it up!!! And that line "There's about to be more suns out than Tattooine!" made me chuckle WAY too hard...🤣😂🤣...brought me back down man, thanks for that!!!

    • @OddlyIncredible
      @OddlyIncredible 7 месяцев назад +33

      Meanwhile, in a silo, Merv the Minuteman sings "I Don't Want To Set The World On Fire."

    • @omegaman255
      @omegaman255 7 месяцев назад +6

      @@OddlyIncredible More like "Atom Bomb Baby"

    • @Mygg_Jeager
      @Mygg_Jeager 7 месяцев назад

      Son are you 12? No disrespect intended. Just, are you? Cause if you're young enough to have older brothers at 18 and 19 on US ships, I'm not going to be mean here, lol.

    • @DBreeazyy
      @DBreeazyy 7 месяцев назад

      When were you on the IKE?

  • @bursucu2912
    @bursucu2912 7 месяцев назад +77

    Uncle Buff got a switch toggled inside his avionics the moment he heard the green light to vaporize a nation from the face of the Earth.

    • @quasar4229
      @quasar4229 5 месяцев назад +1

      Went from good ol' grandpa to destroyer of hope

    • @StephenDelRosario777
      @StephenDelRosario777 3 месяца назад +1

      Dude got the okay to do what the Universe put him on this Earth to do

  • @bloodbuzzohio7924
    @bloodbuzzohio7924 7 месяцев назад +247

    "They have nothing, where did they get balloons?" Is what got me 😂

    • @hollunk6969
      @hollunk6969 7 месяцев назад +1

      they stole them from Ronald McDonald, which is surprising considering you'd think they'd be after the burgers and not the balloons but I'm not surprised that USSR from wish is doing this

    • @meerimew7741
      @meerimew7741 7 месяцев назад +8

      I honestly rewound at trash balloons cause I immediately went "wait... what trash can they even have? No I heard wrong" Lolol

    • @malumkishin8608
      @malumkishin8608 5 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@meerimew7741 I was gonna say from Kim's house shit could cover south Korea a few times over atleast

  • @jonpaulmcpeake277
    @jonpaulmcpeake277 7 месяцев назад +672

    I saw the title and dropped everything to watch it
    Edit: the "i dont want to anymore" line went hard AF man

    • @lanchester101
      @lanchester101 7 месяцев назад +10

      So did I actually

    • @holeyheathen7624
      @holeyheathen7624 7 месяцев назад +2

      Same here. It was worth it!

    • @Probableloss
      @Probableloss 7 месяцев назад +4

      The panicked Yemen face was gold just looking all around like "where the fuck is it gunna hit man! The missiles I can take the not knowing is the real punishment!"

    • @awg6397
      @awg6397 7 месяцев назад +2

      I knew where he was going with it, didnt make it one tiny bit less badass when it hit.

    • @edwinhernandez2243
      @edwinhernandez2243 7 месяцев назад +1

      That line was just straight up gangster

  • @tokerscorner2872
    @tokerscorner2872 7 месяцев назад +33

    My brother... I was thinking of the Remington Retirement Plan.. Then I heard you say... theres about to be more Suns out then Tattooine.............. Brother.. You bought me another day... FFS i Love you.

    • @pike100
      @pike100 7 месяцев назад +5

      Please don't do anything that can't be undone. Please seek help from a professional. As a fellow HLC fan, I want you to be able to open RUclips every day and see the new HLC video.

    • @KayPrescesky
      @KayPrescesky 7 месяцев назад +5

      Hey friend. I want you to know that you are loved, valid, wanted and beautiful. No matter what anyone else may say. If you served, thank you for your service and sacrifices. If not, then please pass my words on to the next service member/vet you see. You are brave, strong and courageous. Just for waking up, for standing tall, and for being you in this world.

    • @OddlyIncredible
      @OddlyIncredible 7 месяцев назад +12

      _You bought me another day..._
      Your updated mission orders just came in: Talk to someone and get yourself squared, get some food/sleep/exercise, repeat as required. We want you back in the fight, _pronto!_

    • @Sturm01
      @Sturm01 7 месяцев назад +5

      Dude, if no one else, we're here. Just reach out.

  • @AtheistPhoenix
    @AtheistPhoenix 7 месяцев назад +317

    Well, we now know where the kid gets it from. Buff is just old enough and has enough discipline to hide it better.

    • @Spectrum_Country1028
      @Spectrum_Country1028 7 месяцев назад +3

      Who's in between?

    • @SomeOrdinaryJanitor
      @SomeOrdinaryJanitor 7 месяцев назад +12

      people forget BUFF was the Kids bomber grandpa. makes sense at first, but then you really look into things... BUFFs got a past that could make the even F-22 scared.

    • @zac3758
      @zac3758 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@Spectrum_Country1028 B1???? Hey HLC, can we get a Bone character???? 😆😆😆

    • @Valiran9
      @Valiran9 7 месяцев назад +2

      I wonder if the Kid calling him “grandpa” is more literal than we thought?

    • @demonfangify
      @demonfangify 7 месяцев назад +3

      oh boy, the Kid is going to have a field day, because Grandpa Buff is going to need an air-escort...and if there's any fighters or missiles that try to take him out? The Kid gets something to do finally.
      have to say, while i can see the Houthis getting their cumbrance due to being dumb, I'm not looking forward to what they will try to do to escape the retaliation strikes.

  • @captainkelley2339
    @captainkelley2339 7 месяцев назад +109

    "Army of Darkness" joke was outstanding! 😂

  • @virginiabirkett4980
    @virginiabirkett4980 7 месяцев назад +8

    Ya know this man works his tail off then make these videos if you watch them at least like them and acknowledge the work that he puts in!!!!!

  • @HammerOn-bu7gx
    @HammerOn-bu7gx 7 месяцев назад +569

    "It's called a Defense Budget. You'll get one too when you're older." That's no rug burn, that's pulsing road rash!
    I see Grandpa Buff is going full Dr. Strangelove. The only question is who gets to play Slim?

    • @JamesRussell1969
      @JamesRussell1969 7 месяцев назад +13

      Sadly there’s a lot who’ve never heard of Dr Strangelove, or Slim Pickens.. (YEEEEEEEEEEHAWWWWWWW)

    • @drhandle4498
      @drhandle4498 7 месяцев назад +7

      @@JamesRussell1969 As long as they don't fight in the war room.

    • @elduquecaradura1468
      @elduquecaradura1468 7 месяцев назад +4

      @@drhandle4498 ffs you won me doing that joke first
      Wich it must be one of the best jokes I've ever heard in a movie

    • @darylmorning
      @darylmorning 7 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@JamesRussell1969"Well I've been to a World's Fair, a picnic, and a rodeo, and that's the stupidest thing I ever heard over a pair of earphones."

    • @presidentmerkinmuffley6769
      @presidentmerkinmuffley6769 7 месяцев назад +1

      Sir, I am not sure who "Slim" is but by all reports Major Kong is certainly ready for flight. That is however a minor matter, for the generals for I must make sure no conflict breaks out in the War Room, and that the Mineshaft Gap is fully sorted.

  • @dashans6175
    @dashans6175 7 месяцев назад +103

    Ol' Buff giving us a glimpse into his youth-self.
    Definitely some relation to the Raptor there.

    • @Shiftinggers
      @Shiftinggers 7 месяцев назад +1

      Grandpa Buff is remembering operation Linebacker 2. He ain't got no PTSD. He's got *nostalgia*

  • @jefflanduyt6750
    @jefflanduyt6750 7 месяцев назад +35

    "I don't want to anymore." Said in a calm, cool and yet murderous tone. OO OO...I have an idea! Send in the 75th Ranger Regiment, it'll be gone in 24 hours!

    • @teresaelliott4231
      @teresaelliott4231 7 месяцев назад +4

      Better yet....The Marines and tell them Yemens besmerched Chesty's name

    • @hughmungus5033
      @hughmungus5033 7 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@teresaelliott4231they... did... WHAT? What's next, mad dog Mattis? Crayons? Dan Daly? Opah May Johnson? Doc?

    • @Aussienoobß
      @Aussienoobß 7 месяцев назад

      Turn the delta force into a whole branch and send it to Yemen

    • @Aredel
      @Aredel 6 месяцев назад

      ⁠@@teresaelliott4231NO NO NO NO! ANYTHING BUT THAT! They’ll roll over the entire Middle East before anyone back home realized what the fuck just happened.

  • @AndrewDeLong
    @AndrewDeLong 7 месяцев назад +135

    Suddenly, The Kid felt a swell of pride in GB that he had never felt before. As if he was about to watch Grandpa kick ass in ways that he had only ever heard stories about.

    • @OddlyIncredible
      @OddlyIncredible 7 месяцев назад +8

      Kid is watching history reassert itself on those that refuse to learn...

    • @Bearsmith23
      @Bearsmith23 7 месяцев назад +6

      And Grandpa needs an Escort

    • @wiredtosleep5669
      @wiredtosleep5669 7 месяцев назад +6

      @@Bearsmith23the kid shall finally have something fun. Rather than an air-to-air intercept, he gets to see Grandpa Buff in ACTION.

    • @curtisclayton8023
      @curtisclayton8023 7 месяцев назад +2

      Gave off that Zeus talking to Hercules energy: Watch your old man work! 😅😅

  • @johnhadad7418
    @johnhadad7418 7 месяцев назад +84

    I didn't stop laughing the entire time! Factual, historically accurate and more reliable than the news! You are the gateway to communicating with the younger generations. Let's do a brand deal together!

  • @CloneCommanderCrater1102
    @CloneCommanderCrater1102 7 месяцев назад +18

    "And you, Shipmaster, just glassed half a continent."

    • @brentkalmbacher9092
      @brentkalmbacher9092 7 месяцев назад

      It looked at us funny......it had a bunch of sus rocks.

  • @Allurade
    @Allurade 7 месяцев назад +26

    "I'm done dealing with fucking balloons" lmfao, so many banger one liners that that one feels like it's gonna slip through the cracks.

  • @erickbelvin4781
    @erickbelvin4781 7 месяцев назад +85

    When it comes from the kid it's frightening. When it comes from Grandpa Buff it is downright spine chilling.

    • @OddlyIncredible
      @OddlyIncredible 7 месяцев назад +5

      Indeed, for gramps has been there and done that. Coming from him it's not a threat, it's _from experience._

  • @xion1305
    @xion1305 7 месяцев назад +44

    😂 your best skit YET! Poland's reaction though outta nowhere 😆

    • @probablysatan..5776
      @probablysatan..5776 7 месяцев назад +2

      We're all just pitbulls named princess and Russia is a toddler that has been messing with our food bowl for way too long, the beef is so deept it's generational

    • @xion1305
      @xion1305 7 месяцев назад

      @@probablysatan..5776 😆

  • @michaelmccain4760
    @michaelmccain4760 7 месяцев назад +235

    Ya know... when I saw the title... I was expecting one hell of a zinger from the kid but to see it from THE BUFF just made it so much more..... satisfying.
    The Buff is FOREVER

    • @anitab5401
      @anitab5401 7 месяцев назад +8

      When time immemorial passes the BUFF will be there The BUFF is eternal

    • @grimaldusgonzalez6122
      @grimaldusgonzalez6122 7 месяцев назад +3

      Along with his gunman the A-10

    • @jonathanbair523
      @jonathanbair523 7 месяцев назад

      The BUFF can make a lot more glass in 1 trip then the 22 or 35..... I say send in Puff the magic dragon, and the Buff!...

    • @speedstick8981
      @speedstick8981 7 месяцев назад

      @@jonathanbair523 should we send buff as cover for the puff?

  • @NascarF1_driver
    @NascarF1_driver 7 месяцев назад +150

    “Would you glass me? I’d glass me”
    DAMN GRAMPA BUFF THAT WAS BETTER THAN THE KID’S LINE😂😂🤣🤣🤣

    • @waynecampeau4566
      @waynecampeau4566 7 месяцев назад +11

      Where did you think the kid got it from? :)

  • @WarhawkTalon
    @WarhawkTalon 7 месяцев назад +5

    I'd just like to point out, it's amazing how well it is known what "glassing" is in this context.
    Halo Pop Culture reference that has stuck around because of how *fucking terrifying* the concept is.

  • @Meveron_The_Planet
    @Meveron_The_Planet 7 месяцев назад +87

    " Would you glass me . . . I'd glass me . . . "
    Man, that's some F-22 vibes

    • @RammmFan
      @RammmFan 7 месяцев назад +9

      So now you see how proud grampa buff is of 22... like granfather like grandchild

  • @TheBaconStrip
    @TheBaconStrip 7 месяцев назад +110

    Glass'em! Thanks for the laughs and the knowledge. Thank you for your service. 🥓🥓🥓

  • @Mike5Bravo
    @Mike5Bravo 7 месяцев назад +7

    Dude, you're killing me. I found your page about a year or so ago, and have been addicted ever since. I quit watching the news after the last election, I was so pissed off.Still am. But I watch you to get your "special" version of the news, and you're waaaaay more accurate and fun to watch. Keep but they great job. 😂😂😂

  • @idkman..69
    @idkman..69 7 месяцев назад +92

    US army probably: Can we stop going to the desert...for 5 fucking minutes?!

    • @Rotorhead1651
      @Rotorhead1651 7 месяцев назад +23

      😂😆🤪🤣😝😁
      "IT'S THE FUCKIN' SAND! IT GETS INTO FUCKIN' EVERYFUCKINTHING!! WE'RE NEVER GONNA BE ABLE TO GET RID OF IT ALL!!!"

    • @michaelmcdaniel786
      @michaelmcdaniel786 7 месяцев назад +11

      US Govt: "Ask the magic conch...?"
      Magic Conch: Noe

    • @Klaaism
      @Klaaism 7 месяцев назад +12

      Anakin: I hate sand...

    • @caelumvaldovinos5318
      @caelumvaldovinos5318 7 месяцев назад +12

      Who goes to deserts more: Star Wars or the US Army?

    • @christianramirez1449
      @christianramirez1449 7 месяцев назад +8

      ​@caelumvaldovinos5318 answer: yes

  • @ceirwynsinclair4198
    @ceirwynsinclair4198 7 месяцев назад +41

    HLC: The only news source that can inform me, terrify me and have me laughing til my sides ache! Thank you!

  • @Lowman562
    @Lowman562 7 месяцев назад +2

    Man, when you’re in your element you really are amongst the comic greats. This one is exceptionally good

  • @thomasohanlon1060
    @thomasohanlon1060 7 месяцев назад +75

    Grandpa Buff with that scary line that just puts thing into perspective, “Would you glass me, I’d glass me “.
    Just lets you know that you done EF’d UP.👍😎🇺🇸

  • @AceHufflepuff
    @AceHufflepuff 7 месяцев назад +107

    "America, what have you done?!"
    *America:* Do you know how LITTLE that narrows it down?!

  • @crisespinoza1979
    @crisespinoza1979 7 месяцев назад +4

    "I'd glass me." Us old geezers gotta stick together. But Buff, he may be up in years but he sure ain't no GEEZER! That's for sure! 😊

  • @theirishconservative2536
    @theirishconservative2536 7 месяцев назад +31

    More sun's than tatoeen..... fucking dead ... priceless. Had to pull over to breath again . . Beautiful man ..

  • @mikekoch9259
    @mikekoch9259 7 месяцев назад +14

    Grandpa Buff sounding like “the kid” LMFAO 😂😂😂😂 absolute comedy gold, loved the Star Wars reference too. Keep it up HLC love your work.

  • @Xeverous
    @Xeverous 7 месяцев назад +1

    One of the best episodes recently. Also great accents.

  • @snowmoutain01
    @snowmoutain01 7 месяцев назад +35

    The Marines are going to get to add a new verse to their hymn? Good for them, they deserve it!

    • @markfergerson2145
      @markfergerson2145 7 месяцев назад

      I was thinking the same thing!

    • @Lndmk227
      @Lndmk227 7 месяцев назад +6

      "From the hall of Montezuma, to the shores of Tripoli
      To the terrorist-infested Yemen, which we sank into the sea!"

    • @OddlyIncredible
      @OddlyIncredible 7 месяцев назад +2

      @@Lndmk227 That... is a thing of beauty. Like sunrise at night over what used to be Yemen...

  • @tarn1135
    @tarn1135 7 месяцев назад +59

    Sad/hilarious that I get more of my news from planes and countries with eyes and mouths on them than actual “journalists”.

  • @MiataGoneMad
    @MiataGoneMad 7 месяцев назад +20

    3:42
    Officially the hardest line HLC's USA has ever spoken.

  • @SonBellamy
    @SonBellamy 7 месяцев назад +21

    I think the thing i like most about you is you can show both left and right side but never really 'take sides' with one but show whats best for America. Love it man

  • @rottentothekohr1
    @rottentothekohr1 7 месяцев назад +32

    Plot twist...Buff is actually part of the 77th, full of old age and treachery and it makes it all make sense. 😂

    • @alexmclean760
      @alexmclean760 7 месяцев назад

      Watch that old bas * tard go

  • @kwad8
    @kwad8 7 месяцев назад +1

    These are great! I love em. Great way to discuss current events

  • @BeardGrizzly
    @BeardGrizzly 7 месяцев назад +59

    Meridia: "Would you glass me?"
    Helldivers: "Yes."

    • @muntuku
      @muntuku 7 месяцев назад +6

      We're not going to glass meiosis Meridia. We're going to make it cease to exist.

    • @Cha-Khia
      @Cha-Khia 7 месяцев назад

      We are pumping black hole juice directly into planet, there will be no Maridia when we're done.

    • @KeithMee
      @KeithMee 7 месяцев назад +1

      Conventnet meanwhile, the fortune teller needs a new glass ball to get one from that reach system

    • @djtrac3r935
      @djtrac3r935 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@muntukuit’s gonna go *P O O F* 💨💨💨

    • @legionofmetal9968
      @legionofmetal9968 7 месяцев назад +2

      MMMMMMMMmmmmm the sweet smell of spicy space liquid being pumped into a super colony so it implodes is a thought that brings a managed democratic tear to my eye.

  • @autobotCRSHR
    @autobotCRSHR 7 месяцев назад +12

    Buff pulling The Kid's favorite phrase and doing it slightly different is sending me!

  • @spencerjensen1993
    @spencerjensen1993 7 месяцев назад +1

    I’m glad I was in a hammock for this one, you had me giggling and laughing hysterically the whole time!! I had no idea where you going with Japan, the set up was so perfect! And you made it a starwars joke!!! This has to be the perfect day!

  • @nitro3307
    @nitro3307 7 месяцев назад +29

    "oh shit" from Japan killed me 😂

    • @Rotorhead1651
      @Rotorhead1651 7 месяцев назад +5

      Honestly, I thought we were gonna have another round of "SHIT!" from around the world.
      #DTMFBs

  • @samarcher1319
    @samarcher1319 7 месяцев назад +9

    The look of complete fear on Yeman 😂😂😂 also I expected to hear everyone to say "Oh no"😂

  • @msbandstra
    @msbandstra 7 месяцев назад +2

    Grandpa Buff taking the kid’s line and putting his own spin on it was the best part of that. Fitting that they saved the best for last.

  • @weebandgaminginc.7593
    @weebandgaminginc.7593 7 месяцев назад +561

    “There’s about to be more suns out than tattooine.” Probably one of the most quotable lines from this channel
    Edit: I posted this 44 minutes ago. How do I already have over 200 likes?!?!

    • @MommyKhaos
      @MommyKhaos 7 месяцев назад +12

      Right up there with "Abominable Snow Douche"

    • @weebandgaminginc.7593
      @weebandgaminginc.7593 7 месяцев назад +9

      @@MommyKhaos and “welcome to toyotathon”

    • @Allurade
      @Allurade 7 месяцев назад

      @@weebandgaminginc.7593 I use that one when I'm playing World of Warships on occasion

    • @ThinWhiteAxe
      @ThinWhiteAxe 7 месяцев назад +1

      Yeppp

    • @seriphmichael
      @seriphmichael 7 месяцев назад +1

      This one fucking killed me, lol

  • @Hello-vi1xl
    @Hello-vi1xl 7 месяцев назад +7

    “I don’t want to anymore” top 10 best lines in the history of the channel

  • @robryan2079
    @robryan2079 7 месяцев назад +3

    Grandpa Buff with those crazy eyes 🤪 “would you glass me!”
    😂😂😂

  • @Wrathlon
    @Wrathlon 7 месяцев назад +37

    "Army of darkness" - the one time explaining the joke actually made it funnier.
    Also "Would you glass me? I'd glass me" the kid is rubbing off on the buff, which is a little concerning.

  • @JBirdBobbyJ
    @JBirdBobbyJ 7 месяцев назад +20

    The Buff made The Kid's line better like Johnny Cash singing Hurt.

  • @Treetimedragons
    @Treetimedragons 7 месяцев назад +5

    Grandpa Buff apocalyptic lines go even harder than the apocalypse itself❤🤘

  • @zacharyharwell351
    @zacharyharwell351 7 месяцев назад +30

    The Tatooine line had me choking on my drink bro, holy shit

  • @forMacguyver
    @forMacguyver 7 месяцев назад +9

    One great thing I can always count on is getting a good chuckle whenever I watch H.L.C.

  • @hk_maestro
    @hk_maestro 7 месяцев назад

    There is no one more entertaining and just straight up amazing as the good ole’ HLC to bring me my daily news. Greatest channel I’ve subscribed to this year.

  • @-Katastrophe
    @-Katastrophe 7 месяцев назад +15

    Not many things get ol Grandpa Buff excited, but when he is look tf out!

  • @kimberly72
    @kimberly72 7 месяцев назад +41

    Trying so hard not to laugh. But thank you for this video. I'm in the hospital right now for possible congestive heart failure. And I'm not feeling good. But this has lifted my spirits some. Again, thank you

    • @Rotorhead1651
      @Rotorhead1651 7 месяцев назад +5

      Hoping you pull through, but if not, hope your passing is smooth & painless.
      #MissAndLoveMyWife

    • @kimberly72
      @kimberly72 7 месяцев назад +8

      @@Rotorhead1651 thank you. They say that I'm young, almost 47, so I should be able to be ok. It's just a scary thing

    • @jcak552
      @jcak552 7 месяцев назад +3

      🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

    • @kimberly72
      @kimberly72 7 месяцев назад

      @@jcak552 thank you

    • @Evil_Goblin7477
      @Evil_Goblin7477 7 месяцев назад +4

      You can get through this man. Don't give up

  • @93gamrx
    @93gamrx 7 месяцев назад +1

    Starwars AND Halo references in one video? I'm dying here 😂😂😂😂

  • @celticknight221
    @celticknight221 7 месяцев назад +16

    THIS IS WHY WE LOVE YOU BUFF
    Seriously HLC... you are where i get my news these days. Keep em comin'!

  • @WatcherCCG
    @WatcherCCG 7 месяцев назад +10

    Buff REALLY loved getting his own line at long last. Haven't laughed like that in a while. Cheers, HLC.

    • @redfive2008
      @redfive2008 7 месяцев назад

      I think "what's a photon torpedo?" was better, but it works in the spirit of F22.

    • @OddlyIncredible
      @OddlyIncredible 7 месяцев назад +1

      Remember, Buff is a photographer at heart: just look up, smile, _and wait for the flash._

  • @shinnidan
    @shinnidan 7 месяцев назад +1

    Grandpa Buffs last words....omg🤣 cracked me up!!!

  • @leroyngome5961
    @leroyngome5961 7 месяцев назад +16

    Checks notes: absolutely smashed like by the time Germany wanted to see Russia fail. Started laughing hard and tearing up when Japan mentioned Tattoine. Lost it at Grandpa Buff's line. Thanks for another great one😂

  • @jordanstribling3685
    @jordanstribling3685 7 месяцев назад +13

    Grandpa Buff using a modified version of The Kid's line is hilarious. 😂

  • @cvvzdesigns
    @cvvzdesigns 7 месяцев назад +1

    When you talk about the boats I ALWAYS wish you'd have ManditoryFunDay screaming "DON'T TOUCH MY BOATS!" 🤣

  • @STRAKAZulu
    @STRAKAZulu 7 месяцев назад +17

    "About to be more suns than Tatooine..."
    And the only billionaire I'd trust to pilot a submersible to the Titanic would be James Cameron.

  • @Jimmyareallycoolguy
    @Jimmyareallycoolguy 7 месяцев назад +104

    im addicted to this, help

    • @Rotorhead1651
      @Rotorhead1651 7 месяцев назад +11

      You say that like it's a BAD thing. 🤔

    • @Deridus
      @Deridus 7 месяцев назад +3

      Nope.

    • @Jimmyareallycoolguy
      @Jimmyareallycoolguy 7 месяцев назад +5

      ehh, kinda i stay awake all night rewatching it on repeat on the whole thing

    • @42moosejaw89
      @42moosejaw89 7 месяцев назад +6

      I am of no help here

    • @dang6832
      @dang6832 7 месяцев назад +3

      Nobody here can help. We’re all stuck in the rabbit hole.

  • @thepropagandastudiosbrigs0927
    @thepropagandastudiosbrigs0927 7 месяцев назад

    Buff talking about glassing things.... just wheezing with laughter for a solid 5 mins straight

  • @elitely6748
    @elitely6748 7 месяцев назад +55

    When America's eye begins twitching and then calls for the armed forces you know you're avengers level screwed.
    I'm so happy though to finally see you do the "i don't want to see it anymore" joke lmao so many great lines! What a way to start the month!

    • @tekuisedrockraider3767
      @tekuisedrockraider3767 7 месяцев назад +1

      when America's eye begins twitching its end game if the avengers and Thanos worked together

  • @keithbell6866
    @keithbell6866 7 месяцев назад +50

    This was great! On another note, I just got home after my 12 year old son and I were just going driving as we were a little bored. On the way home he randomly told me that he was waiting for Russia to collapse so he could have some new countries to memorize! He kills me :) He loves memorizing all the countries, their flags, and capitol cities.

    • @rffromusa8319
      @rffromusa8319 7 месяцев назад +14

      There's a lot of us waiting for that too kiddo.

    • @tempestflare4339
      @tempestflare4339 7 месяцев назад +9

      Fall of the iron curtain 2 nuclear boogaloo

  • @robertzimmerman5483
    @robertzimmerman5483 7 месяцев назад

    I love how you make the UK the straight man and all your skits it just melts together so well😂😂😂

  • @gatorbackradial
    @gatorbackradial 7 месяцев назад +9

    So many great lines here, where to begin!

  • @themidnightbanshee5927
    @themidnightbanshee5927 7 месяцев назад +4

    "I don't want to anymore" and "Would you glass me, I'd glass me" those lines go so good

  • @jimmac69
    @jimmac69 7 месяцев назад

    Grandpa Buff at the end totally made my morning. Thank you

  • @Vhailor_Mithras
    @Vhailor_Mithras 7 месяцев назад +4

    That Tatooine comment was solid gold. Beautiful.

  • @darthshaggy9697
    @darthshaggy9697 7 месяцев назад +150

    Glassing makes me think of Halo...

    • @Aredel
      @Aredel 7 месяцев назад +32

      We’re gonna make Reach look like a tea party

    • @garreth629
      @garreth629 7 месяцев назад +14

      We all knew buff would make it until then. Just waiting on the Shaw-Fujikawa drive.

    • @encryptedwolf7623
      @encryptedwolf7623 7 месяцев назад +11

      Remember Reach 😔

    • @Zeakthecat
      @Zeakthecat 7 месяцев назад +1

      makes me think of nukes and fire.

    • @UmbralKnight1344
      @UmbralKnight1344 7 месяцев назад +6

      as far as i know, the term was either invented or popularized by halo

  • @MarrokoC
    @MarrokoC 7 месяцев назад

    You are a legend. I wish you make bigger episodes. This is priceless

  • @CPLFit
    @CPLFit 7 месяцев назад +8

    “Would you glass me? I’d glass me.” HLC, this might be one of the best ones yet.