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  • @MartyrPandaGaming
    @MartyrPandaGaming 6 месяцев назад +2657

    Not gonna lie, it would be interesting to watch Gravedigger hit a backflip off of a T72.
    Edit: Sorry, not Floridian. Not even Murican. Canadian, but God bless the Constitution and U.S. Bill of Rights.

    • @Cavalier1645
      @Cavalier1645 6 месяцев назад +132

      This something Florida need to do :)

    • @rolhnschmidt8780
      @rolhnschmidt8780 6 месяцев назад +108

      Have Gravedigger do a backflip off a T72 while its turret explodes off and it spins

    • @TroIIingThemSoftly
      @TroIIingThemSoftly 6 месяцев назад +65

      Having Gravedigger do it just adds insult to injury 😂

    • @smithpoq
      @smithpoq 6 месяцев назад +114

      See it this SUNDAY, SUNDAY, SUNDAY

    • @JOLO1515
      @JOLO1515 6 месяцев назад +11

      Actual f’n laughter 😂😂😂😂

  • @HereticalHorus
    @HereticalHorus 6 месяцев назад +1192

    Ah yes. "Proportional". So much proportions, LMAO

    • @Coder6719
      @Coder6719 6 месяцев назад +25

      All the proportions to 11.

    • @Manlikegibbon
      @Manlikegibbon 6 месяцев назад +10

      gotta love Reagan

    • @austinseto7752
      @austinseto7752 6 месяцев назад +20

      10000:1 is a proportion

    • @steves578
      @steves578 6 месяцев назад +6

      American proportions

    • @Todd_Swank
      @Todd_Swank 6 месяцев назад +14

      When Israel has complete Air superiority, the mere fact that the entire Gaza strip isnt an air strip right now is very "proportional".

  • @anasazidarkmoon
    @anasazidarkmoon 6 месяцев назад +1107

    I lost it at Operation Pocket Sand! 😂 Dale Gribble would so proud to know that the military named something after his favorite tactic!

    • @rkwatchauralnautsjediparty7303
      @rkwatchauralnautsjediparty7303 6 месяцев назад +42

      _sh-SHAAAAA!_

    • @Scnottaken
      @Scnottaken 6 месяцев назад +73

      He'd be rightly worried they're stealing his thoughts

    • @anasazidarkmoon
      @anasazidarkmoon 6 месяцев назад +14

      @@Scnottaken I hadn't thought about that. 😂

    • @chuch541
      @chuch541 6 месяцев назад +13

      @@ScnottakenDale was right! Into a wall!
      Raise Hell, Praise Propane!

    • @SonicSlicer
      @SonicSlicer 6 месяцев назад +7

      @@chuch541 wait wait wait, no no. Raise Hell, Praise, Pro-pain.

  • @phaylnx
    @phaylnx 6 месяцев назад +433

    The US argument on "boots on the ground" is the same defense that had Davey Jones standing in a bucket of sea water on the beach in Pirates of the Caribbean 3.

    • @irishtheblack
      @irishtheblack 6 месяцев назад +48

      BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
      Omfg.... best scene ever.... I about died laughing when I first saw it.

    • @PJDAltamirus0425
      @PJDAltamirus0425 6 месяцев назад +46

      It is like carrying a loaded firearm and a hit me sign and seeing if a person is stupid enough to try to stab you.

    • @acynder1
      @acynder1 6 месяцев назад +12

      It worked then, so why it wouldn't now?

    • @SleightlyPersonal
      @SleightlyPersonal 6 месяцев назад +9

      The real question is who had to carry him from the water to the bucket?

    • @kpeters180
      @kpeters180 6 месяцев назад +23

      @@SleightlyPersonal No one carried him. If you look behind him in that scene, they have a long trail of water buckets leading up to the washtub.

  • @kapgun8000
    @kapgun8000 6 месяцев назад +1044

    Admittedly, have Grave Digger have a go at captured equipment would be fun as fuck

    • @wlpaul4
      @wlpaul4 6 месяцев назад +69

      Right? How many BMP's can El Toro Loco jump? Find out on Sunday at Monster Jam.

    • @Whiteknight-xg2pq
      @Whiteknight-xg2pq 6 месяцев назад +41

      @@wlpaul4 Hey now don't leave Ol' Bigfoot out, old man can still crush.

    • @jesterj8526
      @jesterj8526 6 месяцев назад +27

      I don’t even watch monster trucking but even I admit that sounds pretty entertaining

    • @FaceIntoKeyboard
      @FaceIntoKeyboard 6 месяцев назад +32

      Who wouldn't shell out money to see Truckasaurus eat a T-72?

    • @Deadxman616
      @Deadxman616 6 месяцев назад +4

      Truckasoarus!

  • @THE1FRIDGE
    @THE1FRIDGE 6 месяцев назад +415

    You sir are the best at explaining what's going on in the world without being annoying, boring or unwatchable. Keep doing what you're doing.

    • @peekaboopeekaboo1165
      @peekaboopeekaboo1165 6 месяцев назад

      HLC doesn't want to explain that America is ruled by the Deep State .
      😎

    • @estebanramirez1178
      @estebanramirez1178 6 месяцев назад +15

      Plus, he also takes shots at America every once in a while, so he’s not too heavily biased either.

    • @THE1FRIDGE
      @THE1FRIDGE 6 месяцев назад +3

      @@estebanramirez1178 true

    • @stevenmilner8267
      @stevenmilner8267 6 месяцев назад +3

      This is where I get my world news from lol! I laugh, but so not kidding.

    • @Milytical
      @Milytical 6 месяцев назад

      Are you kidding? Its so fucking biased

  • @brycehix4073
    @brycehix4073 6 месяцев назад +449

    This just in Cuban mercenaries killed their Russian commander apparently, so yea.

    • @dr.floridamanphd
      @dr.floridamanphd 6 месяцев назад +94

      Russia should’ve watched Scarface. You don’t fuck w/ Cubans

    • @kameronjones7139
      @kameronjones7139 6 месяцев назад +42

      To no ones surprise

    • @Xtra_Medium
      @Xtra_Medium 6 месяцев назад +89

      In their defense, it was the only way to get someone competent in a leadership position

    • @massgunner4152
      @massgunner4152 6 месяцев назад +25

      They had Cuban mercenaries?

    • @victorkreig6089
      @victorkreig6089 6 месяцев назад +10

      The hwhat now?

  • @jobanh7ify
    @jobanh7ify 6 месяцев назад +499

    “just cause the Bad man can't hurt you anymore you fucking dunce” 😂😂😂 that was a lot to unpack but that line tho, priceless

    • @charlesdobronxcharlesdobro4660
      @charlesdobronxcharlesdobro4660 6 месяцев назад +4

      HiiiiiYaaaaa gonna turn your 5th gen aircraft into pile of scrap garbage

    • @trololoev
      @trololoev 6 месяцев назад

      said americans that always priority civilian targets because they can't fight back. In all USA war 80% casualties are civilians

    • @jobanh7ify
      @jobanh7ify 6 месяцев назад +3

      @@charlesdobronxcharlesdobro4660 “a debris field waiting to happen” 😂

    • @charlesdobronxcharlesdobro4660
      @charlesdobronxcharlesdobro4660 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@jobanh7ifythe Great China does not fear Americas red headed abandoned step child…Hiyaaaaa

    • @douglasbillington8521
      @douglasbillington8521 6 месяцев назад

      Love it

  • @acg1189
    @acg1189 6 месяцев назад +23

    "I'm sorry...
    ...YOUR SAYING A MONSTER TRUCK SHOW JUMPING BLOWN UP T-72'S WAS AN OPTION WE COULD HAVE BEEN DOING?!?!?
    Call Washington, no politics or partisanship, we need to get on that STAT.

    • @davidgoodnow269
      @davidgoodnow269 6 месяцев назад +1

      No, we're saying jumping _monster trucks_ with _T-72s!_
      The crushing cars part will be about the same. Have you seen the Chieftain (or maybe it was The Tank Museum) video of the Spanish Army tank slalom course that uses cars as obstacles for training Leopard 2 drivers? Yeah, when that much mass moving that fast hooks a VW or Citroen, it just kind of drags it to destruction.

  • @nomore8042
    @nomore8042 6 месяцев назад +135

    You got me with "I'll self defense the F out of them." STOLEN !!!!

  • @J4nT3mpl4r
    @J4nT3mpl4r 6 месяцев назад +459

    Removing the ejection seats probably cut back on the price a bit

    • @thooqiwei4548
      @thooqiwei4548 6 месяцев назад +21

      soon enough they might even remove the engine :D

    • @MikeyMocha
      @MikeyMocha 6 месяцев назад +20

      @@thooqiwei4548 They will definitely remove the flaps and surfaces first

    • @synthwavecat96
      @synthwavecat96 6 месяцев назад +25

      Remove fuselage to make lighter and more aerodynamic, better than overpriced Western junk
      Or however Russia would say it. Sounds better when I say it out loud with the accent.

    • @diesela3
      @diesela3 6 месяцев назад +20

      You don't need ejection seats if you never get off the ground

    • @MegaLaase
      @MegaLaase 6 месяцев назад +5

      Pilots will never need to go out with an ejection seat ( if it never will Fly)
      And if they remove the engine it will be the first fighter Aircraft that is safe against hat seeking missiles

  • @MariaTex3
    @MariaTex3 6 месяцев назад +19

    Absolutely adopting the phrase "self defense the fuck outta them" into my every day life

  • @TheUnclaimedOne
    @TheUnclaimedOne 6 месяцев назад +122

    Always a good time when a new Habitual video shows up

  • @erikbalder
    @erikbalder 6 месяцев назад +80

    Don't touch the boats, and don't touch the pier!

    • @patrickkenyon2326
      @patrickkenyon2326 6 месяцев назад +8

      Pier is where boats live...

    • @matthewdavis6741
      @matthewdavis6741 6 месяцев назад +8

      Yeah I’d have liked if Japan cut in to that question with “DONT TOUCH… THE BOATS.”

    • @maxfreedom1710
      @maxfreedom1710 6 месяцев назад

      you mean like the u.s.s. liberty?

  • @joehannah1343
    @joehannah1343 6 месяцев назад +85

    Telling Marines to "Do what you need to do " is rather akin to turning a squadron of 22"s to go eat. May want to moderate that a touch???

    • @wheels-n-tires1846
      @wheels-n-tires1846 6 месяцев назад +4

      Yeah that felt a lil like "overreaction waiting to happen!!"😂😂

    • @stevenschnepp576
      @stevenschnepp576 6 месяцев назад +17

      "Moderate that a touch" is how your sons and grandsons wind up having to deal with the problem.

    • @wheels-n-tires1846
      @wheels-n-tires1846 6 месяцев назад +11

      @@stevenschnepp576 as a vet with two kids in bootcamp right now, I approve of this message...

    • @Sirithil
      @Sirithil 6 месяцев назад +1

      It's deterrence!

    • @stevewhite3424
      @stevewhite3424 6 месяцев назад

      The administration literally wants something to happen.
      Shades of the human shit stain LBJ.And the Gulf of Tonkin "incident".
      Just watch, I'd love to be wrong but this is tailor made for a "wag the dog" incident.

  • @Cedar_Wolf
    @Cedar_Wolf 6 месяцев назад +117

    Sometimes you have to sit back and take pride in 'it was proportional.'

  • @Aldhardt
    @Aldhardt 6 месяцев назад +115

    Ah Russia, somehow managed to get ahold of a broken piece of Nato Equipment years ahead of their own..... THEN TRIES TO MUG ITS CORPSE.

    • @treyjordan3168
      @treyjordan3168 6 месяцев назад +21

      Even what NATO considers Outdated is still more advanced than what Russia considers Top-of-the-Line

    • @thegamingraven1691
      @thegamingraven1691 6 месяцев назад +23

      The best part is, the best thing they could've got from that captured leo 2a6 is the stabilizer...the very thing they broke by bending the barrel down to make it look "Humiliated"

    • @TrainTruck
      @TrainTruck 6 месяцев назад +4

      Funny thing, they also had their own tanks that Ukraine made them look better and yet they also showcase them too which wouldn't that mean they just made a fool of themself more.

    • @burp2019
      @burp2019 6 месяцев назад +2

      seeing the video makes it even funnier, their attempt to damage the leopard's turret didn't even work lmao

  • @SirWhiteRabbit-gr5so
    @SirWhiteRabbit-gr5so 6 месяцев назад +97

    "Don't. Touch. The. Boats. "

    • @SierraKilo76
      @SierraKilo76 6 месяцев назад +3

      Does a pier qualifies as a boat?

    • @Lunar137
      @Lunar137 6 месяцев назад +6

      It might not float, but it *IS* over water so it's probably better to be safe than sorry.
      *We certainly won't.*

    • @crustybomb115
      @crustybomb115 6 месяцев назад +6

      if its in the water... its a boat... at least thats what the american sentiment on the matter seems to be...

    • @TotallyDapper
      @TotallyDapper 6 месяцев назад +6

      Well Fort Drum was the Unsinkable Battleship, so there’s precedent. I’m going to say yes, a pier can be a boat.

    • @kimber3865
      @kimber3865 6 месяцев назад +2

      Technically a tug, a warping tug, but I guess it can be considered a "boat" regardless of what these "boats" are made of

  • @jamesp7753
    @jamesp7753 6 месяцев назад +22

    I was waiting for Florida to say he would buy tickets to that

    • @Maybeabandaid9
      @Maybeabandaid9 6 месяцев назад +2

      Florida man checking in. He definitely would buy tickets to the 4th of July Monster Truck vs. Russian tank demolition derby.

  • @destinytroll1374
    @destinytroll1374 6 месяцев назад +52

    Bro I think you just invented a new 4th of July tradition, destroying Russian tech with monster trucks!

    • @Kaimariification
      @Kaimariification 6 месяцев назад +5

      As soon as he said monster trucks, that was the first thing that popped in my mind. Maybe we should take back some of the equipment and see if a monster truck can crush it. Heck, probably try different vehicles and see "Will it crush?" and could make a whole thing out of it. Extra points if we buy old tech from other nations to see if they hold up as well and then make a wall of shame for those that fail to survive. XD

  • @kitten-inside
    @kitten-inside 6 месяцев назад +43

    Actually, driving over T-72s with monster trucks sounds like a genuinely cool show idea. Somebody get on that.

    • @THINKMACHINE
      @THINKMACHINE 6 месяцев назад +1

      Shit, might as well get those tanks running and weld ramps on top, set up some sweet mobile jumps.

    • @captdmorgan2159
      @captdmorgan2159 6 месяцев назад +1

      Somebody get Matt and Brandon on this IMMEDIATELY

    • @olegkupran5284
      @olegkupran5284 5 месяцев назад

      B​@@THINKMACHINE

  • @kylepatterson8087
    @kylepatterson8087 6 месяцев назад +58

    From the Halls of Montezuma to the shores of Tripoli

    • @itwasagoodideaatthetime7980
      @itwasagoodideaatthetime7980 6 месяцев назад +17

      🎶They will kick all the ass they can see & eat crayons for their tea!*🎶
      *Tea, in this instance, means the British definition of the word. Which is slang for dinner/supper, not tea, as in the beverage.

  • @theofficialken1755
    @theofficialken1755 6 месяцев назад +37

    "Pocket Sand"! -Dale Gribble

  • @TalkingWithBob
    @TalkingWithBob 6 месяцев назад +6

    😂😂 the way you look slowly at Russia when it says something is so hilariously perfect.

  • @TheRibottoStudios
    @TheRibottoStudios 6 месяцев назад +24

    America feels like he's gonna pop off soon.
    In a strange way, part of me wants to stay on the ride when that happens. Like, if I COULD leave...I would. But I can't. So.
    Might as well enjoy the chaos.

    • @madman026
      @madman026 6 месяцев назад +2

      yeah yeah i already bought enough Popcron and I am sure as hell going to eat it

    • @milhousevanhoutan9235
      @milhousevanhoutan9235 6 месяцев назад +7

      America is tryin real hard to hold on until after the election. It's basically the "Lord Forgive me, but it's time to go back to the old me." meme every day.
      Like I remember when all this shit popped off and HLC's original video was basically the US saying "I JUST GOT OUT OF 20 YEARS OF WAR, I WAS LOOKING FORWARD TO A VACATION AND NOW ALL OF YOU ACT LIKE THIS?!"

    • @TheRibottoStudios
      @TheRibottoStudios 6 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@milhousevanhoutan9235essentially yeah. After elections no matter who wins the civilians lose so.
      Hey if I can just watch Sonic the Hedgehog 3 I'll be happy 😅

  • @jonathanbair523
    @jonathanbair523 6 месяцев назад +6

    Love the mention of 72 east-ting... 2 Bradly's and 1 M1A2 trashed 2 full armored units from Iraq... One M1A1 said "Let me drive into that smoke cloud an check things out..." Few minutes later a full on tank battle happens while the rest the of M1A1's sit there listening while the commanding officers calls on the radio for the update... After the battle the tank was like "Um so sorry about that. I was kinda busy here, but it is safe now to move the unit up....."

  • @fennecthefurryfox8413
    @fennecthefurryfox8413 6 месяцев назад +17

    I fully support the addition of air quotes to the pictures. Yes.

  • @saeseetiin5585
    @saeseetiin5585 6 месяцев назад +116

    Fire control satellites...
    Why can I hear the Terminator theme playing?!

    • @DefinitelyFroggyDioBrando
      @DefinitelyFroggyDioBrando 6 месяцев назад +19

      It's only a matter of time until we have space lasers. We have the space, we have the lasers

    • @andrewhawkins6754
      @andrewhawkins6754 6 месяцев назад +21

      @@DefinitelyFroggyDioBrando Ehhhh those have some issues in terms of powering them and also focusing them enough to be useful. I doubt we'll have space - ground lasers. Now, satellites with anti-satellite lasers on them? More realistic and doable.

    • @jessecarozza6745
      @jessecarozza6745 6 месяцев назад +13

      @@andrewhawkins6754 To be fair, anti-satellite guns are a thing from the Cold War. Russians used a 20mm cannon to fend off possible Space Shuttle Marine attacks... because I guess Moonraker was really popular in the USSR.

    • @DmitriyTonyuk
      @DmitriyTonyuk 6 месяцев назад

      @@andrewhawkins6754 Don't need to focus on ground to hit exoatmospheric targets (like all the ruskie ICBMs, or "dark side of the peninsula's" plumbing supplies with a rocket engine strapped to it)... Most of the work for space lasers would be clearing up "flying misunderstandings", junk satellites, some debris, but mostly picking off someone else's spy satellites

    • @DefinitelyFroggyDioBrando
      @DefinitelyFroggyDioBrando 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@andrewhawkins6754 Ah either way, cool that we can even get lasers working

  • @lazerbehm8681
    @lazerbehm8681 6 месяцев назад +9

    Don't know if Rusty Shackleford would be proud of pocket sand, or paranoid that the government is using his style!

  • @LordPente
    @LordPente 6 месяцев назад +5

    As soon as you said bring it back with monster trucks and bats, I thought "Here comes Florida man" and figured there was a part 2 sequel in the making.

  • @kumakaroshi117
    @kumakaroshi117 6 месяцев назад +4

    It just keeps getting better. "I'm not touching you" 😭😭

  • @thomasaddicott6398
    @thomasaddicott6398 6 месяцев назад +8

    I'm not american, and this might be a little florida of me, but a monster truck trying to beat up a tank would-be metal af.

  • @revtoyota
    @revtoyota 6 месяцев назад +18

    Dunce is an under used word that needs to make a comeback. There are far to many dunces walking around unsupervised.

    • @mowgli2071
      @mowgli2071 6 месяцев назад +1

      Anytime I use it on X my my comments get reach restricted or whatever the hell they're calling it

    • @airplanemaniacgaming7877
      @airplanemaniacgaming7877 4 месяца назад +1

      @@mowgli2071 that's because its only the raging Thunderdunces who moderate X.

    • @stevenreneau268
      @stevenreneau268 3 месяца назад +1

      At least they updated the dunce hat.

  • @Master0of0Blades
    @Master0of0Blades 6 месяцев назад +29

    isn't the pier also attached to one of America's boats that have the angry R2D2s with warboners that shoot streams of tungsten at anything that looks at then funny?

    • @milhousevanhoutan9235
      @milhousevanhoutan9235 6 месяцев назад +3

      and mean mugs the occasional civilian airliner.

    • @airplanemaniacgaming7877
      @airplanemaniacgaming7877 4 месяца назад

      @@milhousevanhoutan9235 I love that clip. Just the "noooooooooo!" Like you're dealing with a puppy about to snarf something off the table.

  • @adamwright3874
    @adamwright3874 6 месяцев назад +9

    Adult MonsterJam sounds amazing. Swap out the junkyard cars for some enemy vehicles, throw some WWE stars in the mix, and you have yourself an absolute game changer in the entertainment industry.

    • @davidgoodnow269
      @davidgoodnow269 6 месяцев назад

      That sounds better than my idea of adding landmines to baseball to make it less boring to watch.
      I like to _play_ baseball, and listening to it on the radio keeps the mind and imagination involved, but watch a game on TV? Oh, _fuck_ no!

  • @ericstone2318
    @ericstone2318 6 месяцев назад +42

    "Then after that, it's just kinda...let 'em go"
    12 hours later...
    "...so that's how a platoon of Marines and the Eisenhower ended up accidentally turning Gaza into West Israel."

    • @AngryGerbils
      @AngryGerbils 6 месяцев назад +8

      back into West Israel*

    • @mowgli2071
      @mowgli2071 6 месяцев назад +3

      The actual definition of land for peace 🕊️

    • @chrisd9700
      @chrisd9700 6 месяцев назад +6

      *East Virginia

  • @jloiben12
    @jloiben12 6 месяцев назад +95

    Wait… Russia doesn’t have a fifth gen jet. We don’t have a 6th gen for them to build a knock off of yet

    • @Jeff-zf6zz
      @Jeff-zf6zz 6 месяцев назад +12

      Oh we have..... We haven't made the announcement yet. Cause it ain't outdated yet

    • @davidradtke160
      @davidradtke160 6 месяцев назад +1

      That’s China…

    • @michaelbenjmitchell1
      @michaelbenjmitchell1 6 месяцев назад +1

      Hey At least the SU-57 doesn't have Canards on it so it is way better than the J-20.

    • @TechLeafRanger
      @TechLeafRanger 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@davidradtke160The Femboy (The Checkmate) is essentially the Russian attempt to make the F-35, except Russian. It's a knockoff.

    • @avroarchitect1793
      @avroarchitect1793 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@michaelbenjmitchell1 actually it does have small ones on the leading edge of its LEX above the engine intakes.

  • @mirandigriffin9879
    @mirandigriffin9879 6 месяцев назад +53

    Chemical weapons are their specialty

    • @peekaboopeekaboo1165
      @peekaboopeekaboo1165 6 месяцев назад +4

      Tear Gas is a chemical weapon too.
      🤷

    • @mirandigriffin9879
      @mirandigriffin9879 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@peekaboopeekaboo1165 everything is scary in the world

    • @peekaboopeekaboo1165
      @peekaboopeekaboo1165 6 месяцев назад

      @@mirandigriffin9879
      ...like the faux "chemical weapons" of Assad in Syria .
      😎🇺🇲

    • @IIBloodXLustII
      @IIBloodXLustII 6 месяцев назад

      @@peekaboopeekaboo1165 Technically yes. Tear gas cannot be used in war either.
      It's a riot control agent when used on your own people I guess.

    • @takashishin8282
      @takashishin8282 6 месяцев назад +8

      ​@@peekaboopeekaboo1165Doesn't surprise me personally.Russia always been using chemical weapons It did in Syria that did another country's.This is no differentIt didn't in Syria that didn't other countries? This is no different. Personally, I despise it. You shouldn't get used to this. But here I am getting used to it.

  • @TheOtherMontoya
    @TheOtherMontoya 6 месяцев назад +8

    Cloro - pick - rin
    Used pretty commonly in the US for termite control as a warning agent in termite tenting...

  • @killblade6
    @killblade6 6 месяцев назад +12

    Love that operation name
    "POCKET SAND!!"

  • @dariuswoods5312
    @dariuswoods5312 6 месяцев назад +18

    Now this makes me want to imagine the US government donating all its captured soviet equipment and to monster truck rallies and demolition derbies

    • @davidgoodnow269
      @davidgoodnow269 6 месяцев назад

      Picturing _demolition derby_ in T-series tanks . . . probably in Nevada. Environmentalists going _nuts_ over the ground, the amount of kerosene or diesel burned, the pollution from exhaust . . . .

  • @alrun1836
    @alrun1836 6 месяцев назад +36

    Not gonna lie though if Gravedigger jumped a T-80 that would be pretty sweet.

    • @EnderMalcolm
      @EnderMalcolm 6 месяцев назад +1

      It would land on the turret and frontflip back off as the turret goes to orbit

    • @alrun1836
      @alrun1836 6 месяцев назад

      @@EnderMalcolm fuck yeah 🫡🇺🇸

  • @Bacontruffle
    @Bacontruffle 6 месяцев назад +6

    Honestly, making it a national sport to monster truck Soviet/Russian equipment sounds like the most fun and most American thing possible
    Maybe a fun add-on for the 4th of July?

  • @malossus99
    @malossus99 6 месяцев назад

    Oh my God! So many beautiful spicy word nuggets in such a short time! I have to go back so many times to get them all over my laughter🤣🤣😂! Thank you so much HLC for making my day better every time.

  • @TheAdmiralMoses
    @TheAdmiralMoses 6 месяцев назад +7

    Florida at that ending: WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN!

  • @jsae4331
    @jsae4331 5 месяцев назад +1

    I was hoping for Florida to wake up at the word monster trucks lol

  • @csmeinert
    @csmeinert 6 месяцев назад +3

    I can't comment for laughing. Don't stop posting these!😂😂😂😂

  • @hunterhill1558
    @hunterhill1558 6 месяцев назад +6

    To be honest to see a monster truck rally where Abrams and Brady’s running around with monster trucks running over capture t-72 would be a great promotional and recruitment event

  • @outlawsilverstack9505
    @outlawsilverstack9505 6 месяцев назад +3

    Long form idea put these videos as the opener for analysis of the articles they were based on. You do good work thank you

  • @justanaveragegamer8735
    @justanaveragegamer8735 6 месяцев назад +4

    1:08 i love that slow turn USA does, it’s as if he’s saying “I know you of all people can’t be saying that”

    • @jpjfrey5673
      @jpjfrey5673 6 месяцев назад

      It's true though. Russia's track record is *tame* compared to how much US has
      *ahem*
      LIBERATED for "democracy"

  • @TheMcEwens419
    @TheMcEwens419 6 месяцев назад +3

    It's official, I have a bro-love for you HLC😂
    "You F**king Dunce!" Love it!
    You should make the Gaza Pier a surprise charter for a short. . . 😂

  • @kylem7708
    @kylem7708 6 месяцев назад +102

    The whole "Nation Rebuilding Thing" was most definitely wanted by US oligarchs. It made our corporate overlords billions.

    • @waterloo32594
      @waterloo32594 6 месяцев назад +23

      @@Adi-bo5doif we’re talking about Afghanistan, then they weren’t using it. Iraq on the other hand…

    • @martenkahr3365
      @martenkahr3365 6 месяцев назад +36

      @@Adi-bo5do Don't pretend those buildings got bombed for shits and giggles. When Iraqi soldiers started using civilian buildings to store ammo and hide troops (because their military infrastructure all got bombed), those buildings stopped being civilian infrastructure and became a valid military target. The remnants of Saddam's regime (and later, religious insurgent groups) were the ones who made the decision to use civilian infrastructure in this manner.

    • @HelpW4nted
      @HelpW4nted 6 месяцев назад

      ​@martenkahr3365 And you already know they also intended to make the US look like the bad guy. They do it all the time. If you use civilians as shields, your enemies either won't attack, or they'll attack and you can make them look like bad guys. In their eyes, it's a win either way.

    • @Aqueox
      @Aqueox 6 месяцев назад

      @@Adi-bo5do Yeah, so what? They aren't us, they aren't Christian, and they despise us anyway.
      Whatever happened to militaries rolling in and fucking everyone up and moving on? It's not our fault your shithole is even worse. Maybe don't fuck around so much next time, eh?

    • @hairywhodini3429
      @hairywhodini3429 6 месяцев назад

      @@martenkahr3365
      damn, there's a cia goon commenting on every video on youtube

  • @Ani-da-Padawan
    @Ani-da-Padawan 6 месяцев назад +81

    "Why are they saying that we 'overreacted' after 9/11? That was a very proportional response!"

    • @itwasagoodideaatthetime7980
      @itwasagoodideaatthetime7980 6 месяцев назад +5

      Some of the things done were a bit of an overreaction - like the waterboarding & similar stuff like that.

    • @KRDecade2009
      @KRDecade2009 6 месяцев назад +38

      @@itwasagoodideaatthetime7980perhaps maybe they shouldn’t have touched our buildings

    • @peekaboopeekaboo1165
      @peekaboopeekaboo1165 6 месяцев назад +3

      WMD 🤔

    • @jessecarozza6745
      @jessecarozza6745 6 месяцев назад +24

      @@KRDecade2009 Towers are like BIG boats.

    • @DmitriyTonyuk
      @DmitriyTonyuk 6 месяцев назад +17

      @@itwasagoodideaatthetime7980 You're right, we should have used diesel

  • @vatic941
    @vatic941 6 месяцев назад +2

    Dude. I haven't been to a monstertruck show since I was a kid. You have me hooked, just reel in the line.

  • @InsaneManiac
    @InsaneManiac 6 месяцев назад +12

    Love your videos man
    Keep it up. Hope you make an awesome career from this.

  • @gallegosm1000
    @gallegosm1000 6 месяцев назад +2

    Operation "Pocket Sand" that is f*****g genius. I could not stop laughing at that.

  • @nekoboy-1358
    @nekoboy-1358 6 месяцев назад +3

    Bad man - Disturbed.
    Immediately popped into my head.

  • @JacketedSoftPoint
    @JacketedSoftPoint 6 месяцев назад +1

    IM AN AMERICAN AND I KNOW HOW PORTIONS WORK!
    YA GOT BREAKFASS, LUNCH, DINNER!
    CAINT FOOL ME WITH THEM OL METRIC LEAD HEADS!!!
    GOBBLESS!! RAISE HAIL PRAISE DALE!!!1!!!!
    -Retired Merchant Marine clerk 1969

  • @scottinthewoods
    @scottinthewoods 6 месяцев назад +4

    Pocket sand is the best name for a defense system. Now they just need to slap a Dale Gribble sticker on it and it's good to go. 10/10 again HLC.

  • @KingLash12344
    @KingLash12344 6 месяцев назад

    “Surprise pocket sand! Shasha” I love the king of the hill reference, keep posting man I love this shit😂

  • @MrJesusc123
    @MrJesusc123 6 месяцев назад +9

    Rusty shackleford rolling over in his grave knowing the goverment using his catch phrase as an op

  • @jeffwilson1394
    @jeffwilson1394 6 месяцев назад +1

    "The only thing you're jamming is toast. I guess it's a good thing you guys don't have to line up for bread anymore"

  • @mspicer3262
    @mspicer3262 6 месяцев назад +10

    They got Dale Gribble in charge of naming stuff for the US now?

  • @ConcreteHades
    @ConcreteHades 6 месяцев назад +1

    "I'm trying to rid the world of one of the many horrible things I've created"

  • @Jeff.78
    @Jeff.78 6 месяцев назад +19

    Jesus H., stand back and let this man cook🤣🤣🤣💀

  • @wheels-n-tires1846
    @wheels-n-tires1846 6 месяцев назад +2

    If we brought it all back...wed have to use all of...idk...Arkansas? as a junkyard...😂😂

  • @darkstone_official_2427
    @darkstone_official_2427 6 месяцев назад +15

    Operation "Pocket Sand" is fucking hilarious.

    • @SauceMaster2157
      @SauceMaster2157 6 месяцев назад

      Maybe im being slow but i dont understand that joke

    • @Just_A_Random_Desk
      @Just_A_Random_Desk 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@SauceMaster2157 dale gribble from king of the hill

    • @crustybomb115
      @crustybomb115 6 месяцев назад

      @@SauceMaster2157 you should watch king of the hill... shows friggin hilarious...

  • @gmkbelanger
    @gmkbelanger 6 месяцев назад

    "Far be it from me to tell anyone how to do anything". 😂 😂😂😂😂

  • @brovid-19
    @brovid-19 6 месяцев назад +5

    I wouldn't trust Russia to jam a peanut butter sandwich let alone American missiles.

  • @mtnbound2764
    @mtnbound2764 6 месяцев назад +2

    these are the best news resource available. no BS

  • @nate1511
    @nate1511 6 месяцев назад +15

    1:40 😂 The fact that one of the countries most synonymous with corruption and misappropriation of government funds for DECADES is saying this is 100% in character and I love it

    • @arandomamerican1514
      @arandomamerican1514 6 месяцев назад

      Have you seen a Bradley? Them fuckers are the bomb of IFVs. Tow, bushmaster, and a group of angry ass infantry/cav scouts with javelins all aimed at you is frightening prospect. Ruskies always love to throw their lives away in rusty tin cans.

    • @jejeakle
      @jejeakle 6 месяцев назад

      It goes back to the tsars

  • @Adamas_83
    @Adamas_83 6 месяцев назад +2

    Right on point as usual, HLC. Two thumbs way up, brother.

  • @jeff8366
    @jeff8366 6 месяцев назад +6

    The Dale Gribble project has my full support.

  • @user-HellcatHemi
    @user-HellcatHemi 6 месяцев назад +1

    'Oh yeah that's what I'll self defense the living fck out of them' legit is in my top 5 of epic line's/comeback 😎 EVER & I'm here for it, I'm a stan for this shit foe life.❤❤🤓🤓

  • @RifleReport
    @RifleReport 6 месяцев назад +4

    “A jet can be held together with wood screws.”
    Boeing be like “write that down!”

    • @FN_FAL_4_ever
      @FN_FAL_4_ever 6 месяцев назад

      If it's a Boeing, I ain't going.

  • @goaway3717
    @goaway3717 6 месяцев назад +1

    This is quickly becoming my favorite rabbit hole of comedy to fall down.

  • @Vhailor_Mithras
    @Vhailor_Mithras 6 месяцев назад +7

    Fire Control Satellites is giving me Judgement Day vibes.

    • @JohnG44
      @JohnG44 6 месяцев назад

      Oh yeah, but the US is pretty good at creating even more powerful stuff.

    • @Vhailor_Mithras
      @Vhailor_Mithras 6 месяцев назад

      The scariest thing is we have the most advanced technology in the world and the dumbest people in history. That's a bad combo no matter how you look at it.

    • @Just_A_Random_Desk
      @Just_A_Random_Desk 6 месяцев назад +1

      that one ace combat 7 mission where you can't fly above the clouds otherwise a satellite will fucken body your ass

    • @crustybomb115
      @crustybomb115 6 месяцев назад

      at some point someones gonna make a space laser...

    • @milhousevanhoutan9235
      @milhousevanhoutan9235 6 месяцев назад

      @@crustybomb115 I promise you someone already has. It's just not really useful to use as a space to ground weapon due to atmospheric lensing (basically very millimeter of atmosphere the laser travels through has it's properties changed by the laser, the result is essentially a billion or even trillion little "lenses" that make the laser less coherent and efficient). In space on the other hand, you could precisely target an enemy sattelite's logic board and shoot a laser through it like a micrometeorite and not have to worry about any distance at all.

  • @EdwinHarcourt
    @EdwinHarcourt 6 месяцев назад

    Lol love the air quotes bit that comes back every now and then

  • @SNOwyte
    @SNOwyte 6 месяцев назад +12

    This faces on maps channel is
    THE SUPERIOR DESIGNNNN

  • @j.t.jackson5545
    @j.t.jackson5545 6 месяцев назад

    I was waiting for Florida to go "That sounds AWESOME!" at the end.

  • @jasonperreault8141
    @jasonperreault8141 6 месяцев назад +15

    Great videos

  • @drogoredsmith4854
    @drogoredsmith4854 6 месяцев назад +1

    We need more from the kid. He is my spirit animal

  • @jfm6573
    @jfm6573 6 месяцев назад +3

    My favorite military creator right along side angry cops

  • @DamonRunyon-pu2du
    @DamonRunyon-pu2du 6 месяцев назад

    You are saying everything I have been pointing out for Decades and I laugh and love your videos. Totally Relevant to Vererans in so many ways Ooh Rah Semper Fi Biaaaaatch. 😂

  • @mirandigriffin9879
    @mirandigriffin9879 6 месяцев назад +3

    The bad man can't hurt you anymore ❤

  • @V-max97
    @V-max97 6 месяцев назад +2

    Hey Uncle Sam! The kid broke through his chains so we put his landing gear in cement but now he’s trying to Super Saiyan 3 his way out of the hanger.

  • @theamiralgarner
    @theamiralgarner 6 месяцев назад +3

    T90 versus monster truck...i want to see this soooo bad now

    • @RoundShades
      @RoundShades 6 месяцев назад

      Really, they could totally do that, and it would be highly rated and loved by all. Too bad it also serves as little tactical value as the carvings on Ocelot's first revolver, as in none whatsoever. They'd rather just keep that shit studied in a hanger so they can confirm exactly how vulnerable it is to exactly how many types of scenarios. They'll probably have a lojack signal to shut the t90 down with a used carlot keyfob within a few weeks, and then Ukraine will have that too lol. Then they'll take the tanks in the field, rig them to disable the system, and use the t90s themselves. lmao

  • @ADTinman
    @ADTinman 6 месяцев назад

    73 Easting was amazing to watch in person. It looked like some sort of sporting event. To my left, groupings of 2 or 3 Abrams and/or Bradleys firing and maneuvering and shooting on the run. To the right, various armored vehicles hiding behind sand/berm/tank positions doing the WWII thing of rolling up, firing, and rolling back down. I could see them from my angle. My viewpoint was basically the 50 yard line but elevated about 75 meters on a big ridge, and about a mile from the action. Wasn't quite fair though ... it seemed like the M1s had a range of about 1200 meters WHILE MOVING, and I've read that the T-72s have a range of about 800 meters stationary. I didn't see the T-72s hit anything so I can't verify that. The M1s were shooting THROUGH the berms and popping turrets. (I was attached to 2ACR riding around in a thin-skin Humvee) Indirect fire was available, but according to the FO I was standing near, "Why would we ruin their fun?"

  • @blitz4561
    @blitz4561 6 месяцев назад +5

    Hey dude I love your content and I would really like if you covered the floods in southern brazil, its the worst ones yet and raising awareness for stuff like this is really important
    much love from brazil, keep this amazing content going!

  • @archangeldo913
    @archangeldo913 6 месяцев назад +1

    “Proportional” just defines all American Foreign Policy.

  • @peterschaeflein225
    @peterschaeflein225 6 месяцев назад +3

    Love your videos

  • @joshuafarrell879
    @joshuafarrell879 6 месяцев назад +2

    Keep up with the good funny! Would like to see a nuclear sub show up, with your best starcraft ghost sounding voice, threatening nuclear warfare. 😂

  • @redwoodbeard9795
    @redwoodbeard9795 6 месяцев назад +8

    OK, so are the air quotes around 5thgen,cheapest, or both?

  • @MultiSteveB
    @MultiSteveB 6 месяцев назад +1

    Satellites controlling missiles from anywhere in the world, going to anywhere in the world... Are we *trying* to make Skynet (Terminator) a thing?!

    • @EnderMalcolm
      @EnderMalcolm 6 месяцев назад

      We've had Skynet for as long as we've had AEGIS, this is simply giving a larger area of coverage

  • @jloiben12
    @jloiben12 6 месяцев назад +6

    Russia: We build good military hardware.
    Meanwhile: 73 Easting exists.
    Russia: We are good at war.
    Meanwhile: Russia had [checks notes] all the kill streaks called on it at Khasham

    • @jejeakle
      @jejeakle 6 месяцев назад

      Ah Kasham, when we turned Russia’s plausible deniability against them

    • @jloiben12
      @jloiben12 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@jejeakle
      America: Oh these blood stains weren’t yours? Thank god. That would have caused quite an incident if we just made Canada wince and they were your people

  • @JamesThatcher
    @JamesThatcher 6 месяцев назад +2

    To quote a Steve Martin movie "Make the bad man stop!!!!!"

  • @armadillotoe
    @armadillotoe 6 месяцев назад +4

    Am I the only one who agrees we shouldn't have troops on a pier "attached" to Gaza?
    I really miss mean tweets and no new wars.

  • @danzgoogle845
    @danzgoogle845 6 месяцев назад

    OK so I didn't know I needed to see monster trucks doing jumps over T90s. But there's now at least a market of 1 for that kind of fun.

  • @anigmaYT
    @anigmaYT 6 месяцев назад +3

    18 sec gang

  • @christopherderasmo5041
    @christopherderasmo5041 6 месяцев назад +1

    4:03 You realize Florida is now going to find a way to put a T72 in the middle of the next Monster Truck Rally.