@@Dinoisnotabiscuit-ry1uz holy shit, it took me 3 times to read that and reasilze my typo im a fucking idiot i meant to type 24/7, so sorry for the confusion 💀
Matthew 5:27-30 Jesus says here, Ye have heard that it was said by them of old time, Thou shalt not commit adultery: but I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart. And if thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell. And if thy right hand offend thee, cut it off, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell. Jesus didn't specifically say to rcut your hands, or plluck your eye out, Jesus way saying that if any thing that causes you to sin remove that out of your Jesus saves God bless.😊😊
@@PraiseTheLordyourGodJesus AAACK I A DEVIL.... SOFT ACTUALLY MAKING SENSE EMGLISHHHHH AAAA HOLY SHIT *I a Christian so this isn't meant to be fucking offensive don't worry yall
badger is just collecting all the gym badges of animation and editing right now edit: so my comments are just so on the same wavelength as half of this community that i get 12k likes in 18 hours? pretty cool. keep em comin please
Игры
“a crime is only a crime if you get caught”
*PHONK PLAYS*
I hate the fact that your right
That's actually kinda true so.....🤷🏻♀️
Everything is legal until you get caugth.
My club teacher taught me that
You are right actually
"It's not kidnapping, it's suprise adoption"
*PHONK PLAYS*
THATS _LITERALLY_ PERFECT
Underrated comment.
Makes sense
BAHAHHAHAAA
edit: jk but HOLY FKN SHIT WHY TF- I LAUGHED LOL I FKN LAUGHED WHY U LIKIN THIS SHIT BAHAHAHAHA
Mandalorian vibes
"it ain't physical abuse if physics wasn't involved."
PHONK INTENSIFIES
" automatically agrees "
Agreed 👍
Woah woah woah woah what
Fax
"i don't believe in human rights" is wild 💀
What a zionist statement 😂
Neither do I
What’s that
CCP in June 1989 be like:
What a zi0n!st statement 😂
“There’s laughter in manslaughter”
*Phonk plays aggressively*
😂😂😂😂
Man+ laughter= Manslaughter.
I guess a human laughs when they slaughter people,..
@@T2518Liveuuhh...
there sure is
Mans laughter
"it's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits"
PHONK PLAYS
Fu@k nah bro got me crying😭, then dying on the floor💀, then meeting death☠️, then seeing Jesus💀🙏
💀💀💀💀💀
out of all the onesi read i laugh to death on this
@@user-vn4uf7mp8wdid you shit today
Fucking halores im dead 💀🤣😭😂😩😫💀🤣😭😂😩😫💀
“cannibals are just poor hungry people”
*PHONK INTENSIFIES*
THAT MAKES SENSE LMAO
"I don't pay my taxes"(Police siren phonk)
"It's not a war crime if you had fun"
*Phonk plays*
--Anakin Skywalker
It's not one the first time.
Warframe in a nutshell. That and
Do you have epilepsy? Would you like to?
Big smile from Yamerica
@@otsdarvafoxxfyreMe when I shove a bunch of dudes into a tornado and my fox gives them all covid:
"It Isn't homicide if your homie Isn't by your side"
*Intense Phonk*
XD
@@nigidoujunior4376 XD
I’m dead bro 😂💀
"swiss miss instant piss"
Phonk music
@@dildo_destroyer-445 “Phone music “
*"There's fun in Funeral."*
*PHONK PLAYS*
Actually in some country and culture, you must party at funeral, to celebrate the rising of the soul
*PHONK PLAY DURING FUNERAL*
@@ywtch6608 really? I actually did not know that. Thank's for the fact.
"Wrestling is just sex minus the baby."
*phonk blasts*
"it's not stealing,it's borrowing permanently"
*PHONK PLAYS*
"Communism says ownership is stealing, so this means stealing is also ownership"
“Fair enough”
“It’s a 7 year old boy not a 7 year old girl, I’m not gay.”
*PHONK INTENSIFIES*
.aaaaaaaaaaaaaa
“Geneva convention more like Geneva suggestion” PHONK PLAYS
"Everything before 10 is breakfast"
*Phonk starts playing*
This comment is perfect
"The first meal of the Day is always Breakfast"
So does it count for tomorrow at 10:01?
@@doubleutubefan5 for my definition the day ends at midnight, so if you have your first meal of the day on 11:55pm, then that's breakfast!
@@Azrael_Rhincoyou mean 23:55?
"your honor , game is game"
*Phonk intensifies*
I will shit in your cereal
*PHONK PLAYS*
"If life has to be hard,I Can be harder "
Harsh phonk music plays.
"Cannibalism solves both overpopulation and world hunger"
PHONK PLAYS
💀
this comment is my entire vibe 27/7 you are amazing.
@@Toastymandias_bro do you even know what 27/7 is? First of all that ain't even a real word it's 24/7
@@Dinoisnotabiscuit-ry1uz holy shit, it took me 3 times to read that and reasilze my typo im a fucking idiot i meant to type 24/7, so sorry for the confusion 💀
😂😂😂
"Remember don't kill yourself because that shit kills you"
*Phonk plays*
Had me cracking up XDDD
@@nb70783😐
@@wak_as_ho😐 indeed
@@CarterFootBum12😐 I Agree With You Bro
@@FlamOnVrwhat he do
“Killing isn’t sending a person to death,it’s making it Sleep“
PHONK STARTS PLAYING
Bruh
was thinking sending him to Jesus 😂
"my dad left me"
PHONK PLAYS
"it's not slavery, it's helping people get work"
•Phonk•
*unpaid *involuntary work 💀
an internship that never ends
@@hanseldsilva2393mandatory volunteer
Wild💀
get work with out pay, also u forgot to add the flogging, the r@pe, and....but it was funny lol
“Your honor if you are what you eat then my client is an innocent man”
PHONK PLAYS
😂
Wait
Brooo… 💀
Well said. Genuinely.
Too dark
"shes not dead, shes just sleeping"
PHONK PLAYS
" " *phonk plays*
"Aliens are kinda mid"
Phonk starts playing
“I took a shit in the sink.”
*Intense phonk plays*
Matthew 5:27-30
Jesus says here, Ye have heard that it was said by them of old time, Thou shalt not commit adultery: but I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart. And if thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell. And if thy right hand offend thee, cut it off, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell. Jesus didn't specifically say to rcut your hands, or plluck your eye out, Jesus way saying that if any thing that causes you to sin remove that out of your Jesus saves God bless.😊😊
@@PraiseTheLordyourGodJesusI came in my pants
😂😂
@@PraiseTheLordyourGodJesus AAACK I A DEVIL....
SOFT ACTUALLY MAKING SENSE EMGLISHHHHH
AAAA
HOLY SHIT
*I a Christian so this isn't meant to be fucking offensive don't worry yall
Dang, that went hard 😢…
"You can't spell slaughter without laughter"
*Phonk plays*
Man I'm dead
@@user-wc9rl6bo7sI would ask with laughter or literally, but I think the answer’s both
Drawn together huh😂
That’s actually fire😂😂
Very true my friend
”it aint child labor if an adult told you to”
*phonk plays*
"If a chair is a chair then what is chair?"
*PHONK PLAYS*
"I am wanted in 38 states for vehicular manslaughter"
Phonk plays
Underrated
Underated
and 12 more to go.
It ain’t underrated alright
Those Just stop Oil turds prolly deserved it...oops
Unironically goes hard as fuck
Phuck*
I mean, fuck _does_ go pretty hard
But fucking is
🤨
Holy shit that was fast
As a phonk addict I can relate to this 😂
"There are 2 kinds of people: those who agree with me and those locked in my basement"
*PHONK PLAYS POWERFULLY*
"It's not a hate crime if you loved doing it"
That's...
Understandable sir, have a good day.
-Random officer
Bruh…. What
OH NO 😂😂😂
700th like
I mean, you arent wrong
“I committed 15 war crimes for some Percs”
*Phonk music intensifies*
I stole your fuckin percs
*Phonk music intensifies*
@@SomeKoffeeyou are gay now
*Phonk music intensifies*
I burned down an orphanage
Phonk crescendos
I was one of victims of the war crimes my father is missing
*Phonk music intensifies*
@@vhbgp7767uno reverse card mf
*Phonk music intensifies*
"Its not stealing. Its borrowing without permission"
*PHONK PLAYS*
"Murder is murder when u get caught by the police"
•PHONK plays•
This is exactly how my two brain cells discussed what phonk was after I learned who Dr.Livesey was
same
@@antisanity_same
*d u h*
wow
Dr who now?
"I'm gonna shit yourself."
*EPIC PHONK BEAT DROPS*
That goes hard
@@youtubescam7308me on the toilet
@@scallywagwum2145why is you so mad Lil bro? 💀
Is Daddy not loving you enough?
@@scallywagwum2145 what
@@scallywagwum2145bro its art like the video says
"theres FUN in FUNERAL"
*PHONK INTENSIFIES*
"It's not assault when 2 pregnant women fight, it's a mech battle"
*PHONK PLAYS*
"pacific rim theme starts playing"
☠️☠️
💀💀💀
Nahh 💀💀💀💀💀💀😭
What the fuck?
"Remember kids, it's only illegal if you get caught."
*PHONK MUSIC INTENSIGIES*
Noise*. It's not music, it's noise.
God sends the most compelling propaganda to the craziest schizophrenics
Lol, intensigies 😂😂😂
This noise is to intensigies
Phonk🗿
“Bombing a different country is making a bigger surprise”
“PHONK PLAYS”
WORD
"Its only a lie if your caught"
PHONK PLAYS
_"S W A W S"_
*PHONK MUSIC INTENSIFIES*
No just no
yes, just yes.
Absolutely
Roflcopter
* cool poses while phonk music builds up *
Swaws
* phonk beat drop *
"I hope your day is as pleasant as you are."
abnormally intense phonk begins playing
Thanks man
@@simplysmiley4670it ain't gonna be pleasant at all 💀
nah man, it's the deeper one that plays, phonk doesn't quite cut it with that raw power
Why did you have to curse me first thing in the morning?
Hey thanks, you too
* metal phonk plays *
"It ain't a hate crime if i enjoy doing it"
*PHONK PLAYS*
“My blood is a controlled substance in THIRTY-NINE STATES”
*Insert Phonk music*
Max0r w
This isn't True Blood
"My blood gave a vampire second hand fetal alcohol syndrome."
No that's not Phonk that Ponk
I GOT IT
I tickle children’s pickles
Insert phonk music
MAMA HOW DID I GET SO MANY LIKES FOR SAYING SOME PEDO STUFF💀
"It isn't homicide without a homie by your side"
*PHONK MUSIC INTENSIFIES*
NAHHHH LMFAOO
True
@@Squished_adam254🗿
@@toprakdemirkol7547🗿
💀💀💀💀💀
"killing someone is called mudering "
Phonk plays
“Geneva convention more like Geneva suggestion” PHONK PLAYS
“No bitches?”
*INTENSE PHONK MUSIC*
*Noise
@@didistone8482 Art*
Best usage of phonk i've ever seen
You mean "I got no Botchs"
_phonk intensifies_
"No dad?"
*SUPER INTENSE PHONK MUSIC*
"It's not blackmailing, it's just involuntary volunteering"
*PHONK PLAYS*
424 likes and no reply? lemme fix that
your profile...
Teachers be like
Furrys identify as Animals. Therefore furrys have no Human Rights.
MONTAGEM starts playing
Volunteering involuntarily*
"I burnt an adoption center today"
PHONK PLAYS
"Stealth was an option."
Phonk plays
Wow
wow
"stealth was never an option"
*phonk plays
"Slavery was a good system"
*phonks play*
I'm the one motherfucker who always takes the stealth route
"It still counts as a stealth mission if you leave no witnesses"
*Phonk plays*
Underrated, only 0 likes, first like.
You have a point...
well, you know... a tree falls in a forest kinda thing....this is surprisingly deeper than i thought at first😅
Actually how I play mgs
Splinter cell be like
"Can't have a funeral without fun"
phonk plays
"Playing games is not time waste, it's just enjoying Your life"
PHONK PLAYS
I didn't kill your parents, I merely made your backstory more compelling. *Phonk plays.*
Joe, chill.😂
i killed a person with a knife *Phonk plays.*
Dam batman isn't breaking his no kill policy he just simply not using it anymore.
Ayoooo? Like this shit.
"I didnt make you an orphan, i made you a superhero"
"Even as a Vtuber, Heavenly is still unable to get a maiden"
*PHONK MUSIC INTENSIFIES*
Damm
On bro 💀💀
GODDD
yikes💀
Jesus, you killed him 💀
Even years later, legend has it they are still listening to this very day.
“Age is just a number”
*phonk plays*
"Its not robbing if its already been purchased"
*PHONK PLAYS*
It's not a robbery if I already claimed your stuff as mine
PHONK PLAYS
@@joebrito3192 LoL
@@joebrito3192*OUR STUFF*
woah😮
"AK comes before 47."
*PHONK PLAYS*
"i f*cking hate myself"
*Phonk music goes 100 volume*
That is indeed the stupidest thought that could come to mind
Damn
That's deep.
I really feel that
I agree
"It's not a crime if I don't get caught"
*Phonk plays*
"ban world hunger is which makes me Bun Ger 💀"
*INSANE PHONK PLAYS*
“I don’t believe in human rights”
Same, dude.
Human rights are cringe and warcrimes are based.
Yessss
🗿
Based
Humans aren't people and don't deserve rights.
“It’s not stealing if you don’t get caught”
*PHONK INTENSIFIES*
Marisa Kirisame
😂
What about permanently borrowing?
Agreed
No shit😂
"Girls Have Rights" PHONK PLAYS
*clears throat* balls
PHONK PLAYS
"It's stealth if no one lives to tell about it"
*INSANE BASS PHONK*
That's not Phonk, that's just the Steiner Scout Squad walking towards you
Ultimately, it makes no difference whether nobody saw you or only bodies saw you...
A fellow loud heister
captain winters
Me playing RDR2 fr
“Geneva Conventions are just Geneva Suggestions.”
*EPIC PHONK PLAYS*
Edit 1: holy sweet mother of Joseph, 69 replies
"I use the Geneva convention as a checklist"
*Phonking intensifies*
@@clintelkins9630dayum...😂
"I agree"
*PHONK PLAYS*
@@ballistickbutcrack2397"true"
PHONK PLAYS
As a Canadian, that 1 is just plain accurate for me
"Global warming is just cooking my proteins well done"
*PHONK INTENSIFIES*
"I don't think math is ever needed in your life"
PHONK MUSIC PLAYS
“It’s not a murder, it’s called permanent sleep”
*PHONK PLAYS*
lol ur right tho I laughed at this 20 times lol
lol
“It’s better to get pissed off than to get pissed on”
*PHONK PLAYS*
Agree to disagree
100% agreed 💯
Disagree to agree
I'd say it's situational
Why did i read this in Duke Nukem's voice?!
"I am not french fries l am polish fries"
PHONK PLAYS
"It's not a war crime the first time"
*PHONK*
"Drowning babies in bleach is ok."
*PHONK MUSIC ENGAGED*
thats true tho
@@BlueStellarGaming🤨
NOOO THIS IS TAKEN TOO FAR
@@EggsorceNutcaseMcGueenahhhhh i do it too
@@Kryst1xsame with little brother
“It’s called a war crime because it’s not a real crime.”
*PHONK PLAYS*
fr
he didn't he just made it better my nigga
@@Anatapsii PHONK PLAYS
Wow that’s to far bucko chill out that word is a no no
@@Goose22jh well good game
it's not a war crime if you had fun))0)
"Your honour she would be 18 if we lived on Mercury"
Phonk plays
"You make 15 dishes, you're not a chef, you make 20 paintings, you're not an artist, but you kill 1 PERSON-"
*PHONK PLAYS*
"If violence doesn't solve your problem, you're simply not using enough of it"
Phonk plays
Lmao
Police officers: *furious typing*
Well this is just true😂
if gun not enough, use more gun
"I had sex with 400 minors" *phonk*
I kidnapped a child:
PHONK PLAYS
"that's not music that's noice" 💀💀
"Srry i got to take a shit"
*PHONK PLAYS*
This was not funny bro
@@JustANormalCliveGo back to reading your newspaper
Comedy coming in 5 business days
😂😂😂
Rick Sanchez?
"I pull no bitches"
*Phonk plays*
But you could add "...i drag them" and its a masterpiece
Don't need phonk to trust you (just kidding)
*Music suddenly stops*
aroace type beat fr
"I pull G's on tight corners"
*Swan Lake intensifies*
"WW2 was fun", PHONK PLAYS
"It's fun until everyone laughing except you"
*PHONK PLAY
badger is just collecting all the gym badges of animation and editing right now
edit: so my comments are just so on the same wavelength as half of this community that i get 12k likes in 18 hours? pretty cool. keep em comin please
He's got a serious challenge ahead of him in terms of being the "master" *cough* Max0r*
Agreed
Wdum animation he uses body suits to track his motion, not animation
@bubachubb what u on about in a video he said he used to to that but now he animates because it hurt too much to keep falling down
Facts
“If there’s no cashiers at the counter, it’s free”
INTENSE PHONK PLAYS
LOL
It would be funny if someone tried that at Walmart. 🤣🤣
I’m going to try that next time at apple
"I just s my pants"
*PHONK PLAYS*
"age is just a number"
Phonk Plays
"Remember kids, stealing is just sharing without the consent."
*Phonk music goes HARD*
So its just pocket raping
What are kleptomaniacs then?
@@rjtrageser9884
Liberals
@@md3d519
Its not pocket raping if they didn't say no.
@@md3d519pocket raping 💀
“It’s not manslaughter if a man doesn’t laugh” *PHONK MUSIC*
I...wait....wha-
@@matthewtanner7206 go bed
@@matthewtanner7206man's. Laughter. Manslaughter
Nice one
What???😭😭😭
"its not Guenevva convention, its Guenevva Sugestion"
*phonk plays*
Geneva Convention is a Geneva Suggestion
*Phonk starts playing*
“You can’t get PTSD if you are the traumatic event.”
*Phonk Plays*
This one.
This is the best one
🔥🔥🔥🔥
Every US soldier ever 🤣😂
Yes
"Violence was never the answer, but it's always the solution."
*Phonk plays*
Speak from a true sigma
Violence is the question, and the answer is yes
This one is actually op
@@absolutelyloyalspacemarine1684 I thought the answer was “always.” 😅
Violence is optional, and so is MERCY.
Robbery is an job were you risk your life, different from the rest.
*PHONK PLAYS*
War crimes are crimes for the big kids
Phonk music