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  • Опубликовано: 23 ноя 2024

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  • @GrimdarkCrusader20th
    @GrimdarkCrusader20th 2 месяца назад +2717

    It's not waterboarding, it's a tactical baptism.

    • @oxide9679
      @oxide9679 2 месяца назад +98

      Especially when it's the chaplain pouring the water and screaming "The power of Christ compels you!"

    • @Possiblewarcriminal
      @Possiblewarcriminal 2 месяца назад

      Replace the jet fuel with maple syrup and that's how you make Canadian kids

    • @kineticstar
      @kineticstar 2 месяца назад +31

      I had to stop and think about it for a second... does that mean I'm a baddie?

    • @ZergOverlord9374
      @ZergOverlord9374 2 месяца назад +30

      With cleansing fire of you manage to ignite

    • @MR2car
      @MR2car 2 месяца назад +22

      You mean a Suprise* Baptism?

  • @azurefire-91
    @azurefire-91 2 месяца назад +361

    Term limits for senators and representatives is a policy we can all get behind.

    • @Clutch275
      @Clutch275 2 месяца назад

      We Have Them already... Its Called VOTING...........

    • @azurefire-91
      @azurefire-91 2 месяца назад +39

      @@Clutch275 Please, do you know how many congressmen go unchallenged for decades?

    • @captainkormac1713
      @captainkormac1713 2 месяца назад

      @@Clutch275 Have you've seen inside congress ?! most os them are decrepit old geezers that should have been in a retirement home for at least 2 decades ago

    • @MrJinglejanglejingle
      @MrJinglejanglejingle 2 месяца назад +26

      @@Clutch275 Voting clearly doesn't work.

    • @bradhaines3142
      @bradhaines3142 2 месяца назад +12

      doesn't matter what side of the aisle im sure everyone agrees on that

  • @Tantejay
    @Tantejay 2 месяца назад +1021

    Even from Germany I fullheartedly agree with the term limits on Congressmen and Senators.
    Cases like McConnell, Feinstein, and who else there are shouldn't be on repetition.

    • @shawndavis2616
      @shawndavis2616 2 месяца назад +59

      I'm glad someone else outside the US said it, thank you. However we need so much more than that. Even if said elected or appointed officials leave office for whatever reason, they still have clearances as if they were still in that office. Some of them even still draw a full salary even though they're not in office at all!

    • @1320crusier
      @1320crusier 2 месяца назад +21

      And Germany shouldnt be trying to ban political parties because they disrupt the status quo.

    • @Tantejay
      @Tantejay 2 месяца назад +37

      @@shawndavis2616 that's another issue. If you leave office, your clearance is gone. That's how it is here.
      You don't need that out of office. And clearly not in heaps stored in a public toilet.
      As for the money... I prefer my politicians well paid. That way they're less prone to corruption.
      I also would like for MY country to have anti corruption laws for politicians in place.
      As a civil service worker I cannot even accept one single ballpen without investgation.
      But it is perfectly fine for my Bundestagsabgeordneten to get invited to holidays in luxury resorts

    • @kalebglenn5279
      @kalebglenn5279 2 месяца назад +18

      Nah, just take away their ability to own stocks.

    • @Jaksio
      @Jaksio 2 месяца назад +15

      That should be for any Senator and Congressman equivalent in any democratic country and Europarlament. I hate career politicians.

  • @glfagle-grindle7754
    @glfagle-grindle7754 2 месяца назад +572

    3:56 no it's not it's not anything because it's not a crime the first time until it's reported and can't be reported if there's no survivors

    • @ArianaSparling-ti9dt
      @ArianaSparling-ti9dt 2 месяца назад +13

      Literally quoting Tank Fish

    • @lynngriffin2106
      @lynngriffin2106 2 месяца назад +4

      💯 💯 💯

    • @josephjennings9687
      @josephjennings9687 2 месяца назад +5

      If the u.s. or canada start olaying that game they are gonna start banning shit before it gets tried. Haha

    • @captaincrikey872
      @captaincrikey872 2 месяца назад +4

      Spoken from a true Genevan's perspective!

    • @denisehampton3102
      @denisehampton3102 2 месяца назад

      ​@@ArianaSparling-ti9dtand "the fat electrician" he has t-shirts if anyone is interested (bunker branding)

  • @archangeldo913
    @archangeldo913 2 месяца назад +1949

    3:36
    “You wanna play stupid, you get the bear.”
    POLAND: “Been there done that. Have you heard of Wojtek?”

    • @LairdErnst
      @LairdErnst 2 месяца назад +142

      The Artillery Bear. Absolutely a legend of a corporal.

    • @davidgray3061
      @davidgray3061 2 месяца назад +75

      America Has Sgt. Stubby and Sgt. Reckless
      Poland has Cprl. Wojtek
      Who has the duck?

    • @keithmays8076
      @keithmays8076 2 месяца назад +68

      ​@@davidgray3061 the Marines. And we still don't know who knocked up the duck. None of them will fess up.

    • @rafaelrijo8175
      @rafaelrijo8175 2 месяца назад +30

      @@davidgray3061 Also America. I think Fat electrician has a video on that.

    • @willigersshenanigans5824
      @willigersshenanigans5824 2 месяца назад +26

      A country in Europe has a penguin in the military. He's in one of the Guinness World's Records books for something like 'most highly decorated anima'l or something like that

  • @MUSTANG_P51
    @MUSTANG_P51 2 месяца назад +84

    1:52 Buff Franklin 2024. They got my vote.

    • @DAvidBierhorst17
      @DAvidBierhorst17 2 месяца назад +3

      Needs a shirt and hat

    • @justin-hurd
      @justin-hurd 2 месяца назад

      Buff would be libertarian then, right?
      Im a zoomer, im still learnin

    • @halfgod85
      @halfgod85 2 месяца назад

      Same here! I’m doing my part.

  • @Sasrael
    @Sasrael 2 месяца назад +1075

    Their ass is glass
    -Buff 2024

    • @thomasohanlon1060
      @thomasohanlon1060 2 месяца назад +9

      A new merchandise line???

    • @Rednecknerd_rob9634
      @Rednecknerd_rob9634 2 месяца назад +8

      New take on a dad's line to a child when said child's been acting up, "When I get home your ass is grass, and I'm the lawn mower." Anyone else's dad ever say that to'em?

    • @zquerdo3479
      @zquerdo3479 2 месяца назад +3

      @@Rednecknerd_rob9634 I’m no dad but I’ve said that to a few folks. And indeed, their ass was grass.

    • @WEKM
      @WEKM 2 месяца назад +2

      Definitely need to be making more glass.

    • @Talon19
      @Talon19 2 месяца назад

      They have my vote!

  • @userprobablynotfound
    @userprobablynotfound 2 месяца назад +434

    "a strongly worded letter taped to the side of a JDAM" pretty much sums up America's diplomacy tactics since its inception.

    • @AC-yj8cx
      @AC-yj8cx 2 месяца назад +16

      Honestly, it's some of the more peaceful options when you look at history. Compare it to the huns.

    • @voiceofafreeamerica9854
      @voiceofafreeamerica9854 2 месяца назад +8

      No. The letter's usually taped to the second JDAM with US Diplomacy.

    • @Skiergold
      @Skiergold 2 месяца назад +8

      Like the man said, "Be nice, until it's time to NOT be nice."

    • @jasonmiller1841
      @jasonmiller1841 2 месяца назад +7

      In our defense, done correctly, our "precision diplomacy"works every time.

    • @trikstari7687
      @trikstari7687 2 месяца назад

      Not our fault the rest of the world is run by lying shitheads that anyone with half a brain can see through.
      >Remembers congress
      Ahhhhh shit.

  • @dannydersman8932
    @dannydersman8932 2 месяца назад +1255

    Waterboarding with jet fuel just seems like an American initiation rite. Like "To be one of us, you must drink the oil."

    • @anasazidarkmoon
      @anasazidarkmoon 2 месяца назад +32

      @dannydersman8932 that's the most Phyrexian slogan I've ever heard! 😂

    • @FUL0H8
      @FUL0H8 2 месяца назад +20

      We drank that oil while doing figure eights out in the pacific. Back and forth through our own oil slick, just suckin it up into the ships water intakes. Kept us all regular. That’s how ya win battles.

    • @stanleyharrell6009
      @stanleyharrell6009 2 месяца назад +7

      That sounds like hazing 3 level fuel cell trainees 😂😂😂😂

    • @thefogg
      @thefogg 2 месяца назад +8

      is it strange i want this phrase on a Tee shirt?

    • @robertf3479
      @robertf3479 2 месяца назад +10

      @@FUL0H8 That comes from the ship designers placing the seawater intakes aft of the bilge overboard discharges. That way, all of the freshwater produced by the condensers has that hint of DFM or JP-5 in it.

  • @Adam-nv9zo
    @Adam-nv9zo 2 месяца назад +85

    Buff has legitimate solutions to legitimate problems. I'm all for it.

  • @anasazidarkmoon
    @anasazidarkmoon 2 месяца назад +405

    Franklin is right: bears would rather avoid humans. Generally, attacks come from a sick/starving bear, or a mother defending her cubs. Hell, most carnivores tend to be cautious by nature, since their diet can fight back. Herbivores tend to be more aggressive, since they're the ones having to fight off the carnivores.

    • @joeclaridy
      @joeclaridy 2 месяца назад +58

      Except for Polar Bears they view everything as their next meal

    • @shawnlylebond8873
      @shawnlylebond8873 2 месяца назад +14

      ​@@joeclaridy along with grizzly and Kodiak

    • @Angl0sax0nknight
      @Angl0sax0nknight 2 месяца назад +15

      There was a couple backpacking in the back country a some years ago . They got eaten by a brown bear . Why people go out into the mountains with our a rifle is beyond belief.

    • @Voron_Aggrav
      @Voron_Aggrav 2 месяца назад +7

      ​@@Angl0sax0nknight a Bear charging at you will Finish that even after you shot and killed it...

    • @lazaroskarmaniolas7410
      @lazaroskarmaniolas7410 2 месяца назад +9

      @@Angl0sax0nknight Bruh, they're BEARS. You'll need a fucking grenade launcher to stop that thing.

  • @Wedge-Antilles
    @Wedge-Antilles 2 месяца назад +20

    Term limits for all politicians and get rid of the pensions for politicians too. Make them rely on Social Security and that way it is protected

    • @zuzax1656
      @zuzax1656 2 месяца назад +2

      Agree with getting rid of the pensions. Treat them just like any other employee. 6 months unemployment (max) just like anyone else. Then, you're on your own.

    • @engmed4400
      @engmed4400 2 месяца назад +2

      I would also like to see their salaries tied to the median income of their constituents. You wanna see record economic growth? Tie their pay to that of their constituents, and watch them all remember how economics works.

  • @brandonlevy8680
    @brandonlevy8680 2 месяца назад +143

    " You can't spell manslaughter without laughter"..... Greatest one liner in a very long time.

    • @navret1707
      @navret1707 2 месяца назад +6

      That sounds something like what our Psychotic Snow Hat would say.

    • @LoNoOr37
      @LoNoOr37 2 месяца назад

      Merch, Merch 🎉

    • @mislovrit
      @mislovrit 2 месяца назад +1

      T-shirt Hell already haves that shirt for sale.

    • @Gheist42
      @Gheist42 2 месяца назад +5

      It's a long running gag phrase, I can confirm it's been around for over 30 years at least haha. The man part of it is optional

  • @SusieDaw-ix6pv
    @SusieDaw-ix6pv 2 месяца назад +17

    I love you HLC!!! I'm 68 years old and you are the most real I've seen in decades!!! Hugs from Texas!

  • @zachmighty2754
    @zachmighty2754 2 месяца назад +120

    "you can't spell manslaughter without laughter" had me dying 🤣

    • @mikesomethindecent3722
      @mikesomethindecent3722 2 месяца назад +4

      I literally laughed out loud as soon as that line hit 😂😂😂

    • @danielbickford3458
      @danielbickford3458 2 месяца назад +4

      I suppose it's better than the fun in funeral.

    • @LoNoOr37
      @LoNoOr37 2 месяца назад +1

      ​@@mikesomethindecent3722Lol me too.

    • @charlayned
      @charlayned 2 месяца назад

      Look at it: Man's Laughter = manslaughter. There's something just not right with that.
      And @danielbickford3458's funeral = Fun Real. again...something just not right.

  • @Eihort
    @Eihort 2 месяца назад +18

    LINECROSSER.... If EVER there was a time to introduce a Tu-95 character, THAT WAS IT.... I mean, isn't he mistreated, starving, and part of a circus?

    • @burp2019
      @burp2019 2 месяца назад +2

      he is also technically a bear, and there is one we technically have access to even though it's a museum piece now

  • @Cedar_Wolf
    @Cedar_Wolf 2 месяца назад +349

    'America is the pinnacle of extreme violence.'
    There have been bears in war before, but we've never air-dropped bears into a warzone before.

    • @davidbilich1708
      @davidbilich1708 2 месяца назад +40

      While it was not done in war time... we have dropped a live bear via aircraft before...
      In 1962 a bear was ejected at supersonic speed from a B-58 jet bomber at Edwards Air Force Base in California. The bear was rocketing through the atmosphere at 870 miles an hour at an altitude of 35,000 feet when it was shot out of the jet in a capsule equipped with a parachute. According to an Associated Press story, it was the first time a live animal was ever ejected at supersonic speed and the job fell to the bear because its weight was close to a man’s.
      “The bear and the capsule parachuted to earth unharmed seven minutes and forty-nine seconds later,” according to the news report

    • @mbyerly9680
      @mbyerly9680 2 месяца назад +30

      We have air dropped beavers, though.

    • @seansterling5322
      @seansterling5322 2 месяца назад +14

      We have not air dropped bears YET.... lol

    • @dorkydragon5055
      @dorkydragon5055 2 месяца назад +10

      There's always time :)

    • @rucker69
      @rucker69 2 месяца назад

      Operation Berenstein Drop

  • @jennifersweet3740
    @jennifersweet3740 2 месяца назад +89

    "Send a JDAM through the roof of that apartment complex because I don't negotiate with f**king thugs" Damn Grandpa Buff, now that's what I'm talking about! 😂😂😂

    • @Archris17
      @Archris17 2 месяца назад +3

      He's tough on crime, he's pro-term-limits, he takes no shit from foreign actors, he's probably more than happy to give Ukraine what they need to finish the job in Russia... Man, all I really need is to hear his economic policy and he's basically the perfect candidate!

  • @allanadams5214
    @allanadams5214 2 месяца назад +109

    So when Buff/Franklin wins…The Kid will also be in the White House…as an interpreter…
    Even more reason to Vote BF24 😎

    • @NemisCassander
      @NemisCassander 2 месяца назад +8

      Are you saying that THE KID would be WHITE HOUSE PRESS SECRETARY? :)

    • @LoNoOr37
      @LoNoOr37 2 месяца назад +1

      Secretary of defense lol

    • @michellekunes2861
      @michellekunes2861 2 месяца назад +2

      ​@@NemisCassanderthe kid would be a hell of a lot better than Psaki and this latest one! At least he'd have answers direct from Franklin, not standing there trying to make it up on the fly.

    • @NemisCassander
      @NemisCassander 2 месяца назад +2

      @@michellekunes2861 True. My friend thought that Trump should get Eminem in his administration (I think this was right after Houdini came out). I immediately suggested him to be the Press Secretary. THAT would be all kinds of epic.

    • @menusurgeon5559
      @menusurgeon5559 2 месяца назад

      Would you INTERPRET me? I'd INTERPRET me.

  • @Dayhawk101
    @Dayhawk101 2 месяца назад +11

    THANK YOU GRANDPA BUFF! TERM LIMITS FOR SENATORS AND CONGRESSMEN PLEASE! I totally support this and The Buff for President. Definitely voting that way. You have covered one of my primary wants from a candidate.

  • @drakko26
    @drakko26 2 месяца назад +186

    We uuuh...have a sanctuary...in Romania? That deals with saving abused and mistreated bears, rescuing them from captivity? Not saying they will lend any of them to Grandpa Buff but...well...never hurts to ask.

    • @anthonycekic4509
      @anthonycekic4509 2 месяца назад +8

      Think of all the food they'll get.

    • @Voron_Aggrav
      @Voron_Aggrav 2 месяца назад +23

      Canada has Polar Bears, those things don't need to be starving, they'll just consider you Lunch as one of the few remaining Animals that will hunt us

    • @occasional-dabbler
      @occasional-dabbler 2 месяца назад +9

      Anger catharsis therapy for mistreated bears! Win-win!

    • @aronnemcsik
      @aronnemcsik 2 месяца назад +3

      I'm pretty sure those Bears would love to go to a nice long walk. Maybe come back a few days, well fed and cleaned up.

    • @Transformers2Fan1
      @Transformers2Fan1 2 месяца назад

      Every bear needs a nice vacation! 😊

  • @WhiteIkiryo-yt2it
    @WhiteIkiryo-yt2it 2 месяца назад +83

    As a Brit, America is correct, we have no right to talk about how America handles it's problems with the state of our country.

    • @BewilderedDuck-e5l
      @BewilderedDuck-e5l 2 месяца назад +4

      As a fellow Brit I request you stop reading the Daily Wail 😂

    • @yonumpty
      @yonumpty 2 месяца назад

      We still have less fatalities by knifes even when adjusted per capita the US still beats us on knife crime. It just doesn't factor into their narrative as it's not that important compared to the at one point greater than 1 school shooting a day....

    • @MrJDFallon
      @MrJDFallon 2 месяца назад +18

      @@BewilderedDuck-e5lI mean, I’m British and only 16 yet have personally been threatened by a man in his mid 30’s with a machete…

    • @joeblow5214
      @joeblow5214 2 месяца назад +1

      @@BewilderedDuck-e5l And you would prefer the dolts over at the BBC or Guardian? They are all trash with a different bent that can all get bent.

    • @joeltrekwars2162
      @joeltrekwars2162 2 месяца назад +6

      @@MrJDFallon nah, personal anecdotes are NEVER valid whatsoever to the narrative.
      JK, you're goshdarnit right.

  • @smoothman1235
    @smoothman1235 2 месяца назад +631

    I can get behind JDAMing foreign gangsters that think they'll get special treatment just because they're on American soil.

    • @peterfdsvenskaflygvapnet2643
      @peterfdsvenskaflygvapnet2643 2 месяца назад

      But... That IS special treatment! From the USA WITHOUT love to the criminal invaders... (Im NOT from the US.)

    • @megagamernick9883
      @megagamernick9883 2 месяца назад +32

      Oh it will be special as in special forces

    • @seand.g423
      @seand.g423 2 месяца назад +10

      Nobody waste time trying to point out that you're still _bombing_ said American soil...

    • @SomeOrdinaryJanitor
      @SomeOrdinaryJanitor 2 месяца назад +37

      @@seand.g423 im pretty sure it'll be the air's soil once it's bombed. *cause it ain't staying on the ground lol*

    • @CaptnApathy
      @CaptnApathy 2 месяца назад +39

      @@seand.g423 whose soil it technically is doesn't matter when it's currently occupied by enemies.

  • @Jjk82486
    @Jjk82486 2 месяца назад +28

    Good LORD...Leaving me alone, term limits, and actually using force against thugs...I would vote for Buff so fast.

  • @michaelscott6022
    @michaelscott6022 2 месяца назад +389

    Grandpa BUFF is pretty libertarian, honestly. I especially like his stance on renovating the postal system.

    • @FoxtrotYouniform
      @FoxtrotYouniform 2 месяца назад +5

      cut deep with this one 😂

    • @chrishovey2465
      @chrishovey2465 2 месяца назад +6

      As a postal employee I like that

    • @krisshnapeswanipeswani3190
      @krisshnapeswanipeswani3190 2 месяца назад

      Yeah but the govt is neesscary for eg the fostir acre system or medicaid or the FdA. Oretty sure you dont want hair in your sausages. Vote blue to ensure that we dont have a concicted criminal in office

    • @jamesp7753
      @jamesp7753 2 месяца назад +4

      He has my vote

    • @rhvette
      @rhvette 2 месяца назад +4

      What do you mean renovating? Northrop Grumman already makes the LLV mail truck.

  • @rohgain7359
    @rohgain7359 2 месяца назад +3

    1:42.....Damn Right! Buff/Franklin 2024!

  • @Bromastiff
    @Bromastiff 2 месяца назад +68

    @HL New T-shirt "you can't spell "Manslaughter" without "Laughter" - Grampa buff 2024

    • @Voron_Aggrav
      @Voron_Aggrav 2 месяца назад +1

      That's such an Ancient quote, although the original was Slaughter not Manslaughter,

  • @seansterling5322
    @seansterling5322 2 месяца назад +49

    See the letter is very specific to a person, namely the leader of the idiots. The JDAM is a "to whom it may concern" so that the entire group gets the message at the same time. Grandpa BUFF is actually very considerate to consider all of the people involved.

    • @p_serdiuk
      @p_serdiuk 2 месяца назад +5

      JDAM is too precise for that description
      It's more like "Howdy y'all!"

    • @engmed4400
      @engmed4400 2 месяца назад

      See, this is the kind of inclusivity I can get behind.

    • @seansterling5322
      @seansterling5322 2 месяца назад

      @@p_serdiuk LMFAO

  • @jpfeif29
    @jpfeif29 2 месяца назад +210

    The JDAM speaks the true true.

    • @mrfuzzerkins4170
      @mrfuzzerkins4170 2 месяца назад +9

      One is really needed on most situations aren't they?

    • @t.j.cornett7495
      @t.j.cornett7495 2 месяца назад +5

      I know. I know...

    • @hungriestshark8370
      @hungriestshark8370 2 месяца назад

      ​@@mrfuzzerkins4170tell that to the pilots that were told 2 to wipe out the enemy encampment, but dropped 10 to destroy the whole town, cause they thought they heard 10. The TACP operator had to argue with higher ups to tell them that he said 2.

    • @SomeOrdinaryJanitor
      @SomeOrdinaryJanitor 2 месяца назад

      @@mrfuzzerkins4170 and only one, they tend to get the message the first time.

    • @moonbeamjones9888
      @moonbeamjones9888 2 месяца назад

      Da true true 😂

  • @JuliaSin
    @JuliaSin 2 месяца назад +9

    Wore my buff franklin 24 shirt today at my moms drs apt. He has alot of seniors voting for him now❤

  • @jloiben12
    @jloiben12 2 месяца назад +251

    DO. NOT. GIVE. OUR. HAT. THE. BUFF.
    I can’t handle all the new war crimes that pairing would create

    • @Gaara1019
      @Gaara1019 2 месяца назад +36

      But but but...chaos...

    • @joeclaridy
      @joeclaridy 2 месяца назад +36

      DO IT! (In my Palpatine voice)

    • @jloiben12
      @jloiben12 2 месяца назад +19

      @@joeclaridy
      You were supposed to be the chosen one (Obi says to Grandpa Buff)! You were supposed to defeat the dark side, not join it!

    • @leeteague8126
      @leeteague8126 2 месяца назад +21

      Do you know how many gooses they could fit in the buff?

    • @jamesp7753
      @jamesp7753 2 месяца назад +5

      ​@@jloiben12now change that to B29, and we have the next episodes

  • @davidp2827
    @davidp2827 2 месяца назад +7

    Just to correct something, No, she didn't have her limbs severed or her lips cut off. She was held in captivity and s****ally assaulted as well as physically and emotionally abused. Denied food, water, hygiene. Got pregnant and was forced to get an abortion.
    Doctors knew about the injuries but assumed it was DV as when probed she wouldn't answer (Afraid of threats made by the man if she did), Apparently they can’t do anything if a grown up doesn’t want to cooperate, the Doctors eventually 'found' out after she arrived with a dislocated shoulder as she spilled the beans.
    NONE of this is to detract from her experience or the monster status of the guy but in the video there was a bit of disinformation introduced by 'journalists'.

  • @hugoandre96
    @hugoandre96 2 месяца назад +209

    I love buff. I was thinking more of scheduling the building for demolition and not telling the illegal occupants

    • @davidbilich1708
      @davidbilich1708 2 месяца назад +11

      The building is scheduled for demolition... due to code co.pliance failures... the slum lord who owns the building who had to surrender it to the city is blaming "the gangs" for the lack of repairs so the tenants can't sue him.

    • @hugoandre96
      @hugoandre96 2 месяца назад +7

      @@davidbilich1708 perfect. Set the charges and don't tell the illegals

    • @robertbelluchi1151
      @robertbelluchi1151 2 месяца назад +1

      The bad part about is, the landloard had just renovated.

    • @hugoandre96
      @hugoandre96 2 месяца назад +3

      @@robertbelluchi1151 There are fresh organs inside the building

    • @Clutch275
      @Clutch275 2 месяца назад +4

      @@robertbelluchi1151 no he didnt

  • @MJ-kc8iz
    @MJ-kc8iz 2 месяца назад +3

    Buff/Franklin '24! I've been a proud supporter since Grandpa Buff announced his candidacy.

  • @TheF15ace
    @TheF15ace 2 месяца назад +19

    I lost it at the ''tape it to the side of a JDAM...'' 🤣🤣🤣

  • @RvnKnight
    @RvnKnight 2 месяца назад +3

    My only concern with the JDAM is the collateral damage to the innocents in/around the building. Plus, a GMLRS round is stupidly accurate where we can shoot it through a window two floors above the target and hit the target (that is all unclass, the actual accuracy and range I will not share as I value not being in a 10x10 cell with "Bubba"). We can also shoot a 155 RAP the same way, but they aren't as much fun.

  • @MV_Koron
    @MV_Koron 2 месяца назад +46

    In the spirit of the last two episodes before it, if we really want to run BUFF, we should get him a girlfriend. Age-wise I suggest the Lockheed Constellation (though Connie is the great-aunt of the F-35)

    • @marktwaine9344
      @marktwaine9344 2 месяца назад +11

      look it up, yep, Connie has some great lines aaaaand a triple tail...🤣

    • @highendservicesbarrieont8347
      @highendservicesbarrieont8347 2 месяца назад +6

      A classy but fiery and experienced Britis Spitfire perhaps?

    • @canis187
      @canis187 2 месяца назад +7

      Also Connie was one of the first dedicated Presidential aircraft. I don't think the "Airforce One" moniker existed back then, but it did have the iconic White over Blue paint scheme.

    • @honeybadger6493
      @honeybadger6493 2 месяца назад +10

      Isn't Buff bitter because his lady ran off with the U2?

    • @marktwaine9344
      @marktwaine9344 2 месяца назад +3

      @@honeybadger6493 yep, that would be correct...

  • @amanawolf9166
    @amanawolf9166 2 месяца назад +21

    We need term limits in Congress, the Senate, and the Supreme Court. President serves two terms, and they serve the same.

    • @jstoli996c4s
      @jstoli996c4s 2 месяца назад +2

      I would also suggest an age limit too, somewhere between age 75-80 as the cutoff.

    • @flamingrubys11
      @flamingrubys11 2 месяца назад

      @@jstoli996c4s i would say retirement age

  • @Falzyker
    @Falzyker 2 месяца назад +56

    Brother as a Venezuelan I hope those guys don't get prison, I hope they get to meet Saint Peter.

    • @robertbelluchi1151
      @robertbelluchi1151 2 месяца назад +4

      St. Peter! Sorry fellas, it's a long drop to HELL!

    • @joeclaridy
      @joeclaridy 2 месяца назад +2

      That's harsh but probably fair. What did they do? I haven't been paying attention to domestic news outlets for a few years.

    • @estyria777
      @estyria777 2 месяца назад +9

      @@joeclaridy A Venezuelan gang took over a couple of buildings in Aurora, CO, essentially yanking the legal residents out of their apartments and installing illegal immigrants in their place. Brett Cooper here on youtube covered the inane back and forth between the Aurora city councilwoman saying 'This is happening," the mayor of Denver saying "No, it's not, don't make crap up," the mayor of Aurora coming back with "Yeah she's right, it's really happening." And then the governor also attempting to gaslight everyone into thinking "There's nothing to see here, folks." There is security footage. People are terrified. Clearly the gang knew *exactly* which part of Colorado was safe for that nonsense. *glares in Texan*

    • @malcire
      @malcire 2 месяца назад +2

      ​@@estyria777
      Is their security footage of them forcing residents out? All I've seen is the clip of them walking around with guns.

    • @jynixbaby
      @jynixbaby 2 месяца назад +4

      See today's news, landlord used vgangs as an excuse to not fix his property he settled to keep from going to jail. The 4 people on video I have been identified/caught. Sleezy landlord. I wonder if he paid them to terrorize the tenants

  • @phytonso9877
    @phytonso9877 2 месяца назад +3

    I love Poland channeling Jimmy McNulty from The Wire. "What the fuck did I do?"

  • @crimsonmaelstrom573
    @crimsonmaelstrom573 2 месяца назад +29

    With that stance, I would definitely vote for Buff. Who else?

    • @bradhaines3142
      @bradhaines3142 2 месяца назад +3

      thats only the most important things that i think every reasonable human agrees on

    • @thedyingmeme6
      @thedyingmeme6 2 месяца назад +4

      As long as he reinstates RvW and limits inflation im all for it

    • @sarahgracecornell9917
      @sarahgracecornell9917 2 месяца назад

      Time to write in some fictional characters because the real people suck.

    • @bradhaines3142
      @bradhaines3142 2 месяца назад

      @@thedyingmeme6 RvW was a mistake to begin with, thats not up to the feds. and they also cant control inflation

    • @bradhaines3142
      @bradhaines3142 2 месяца назад +3

      @@thedyingmeme6 RvW was a mistake in the first place, not something the feds should do. and the fed has no intent to fix inflation

  • @andrewhinson4323
    @andrewhinson4323 2 месяца назад +1

    The “lets set those guys up with a bear” line sold me. Buff franklin, lets go.!

  • @benjaminhoak9884
    @benjaminhoak9884 2 месяца назад +14

    "You want to be stupid, you get the bear."😂😂😂

  • @Aaron-ne4kr
    @Aaron-ne4kr 2 месяца назад +8

    Missed opportunity for "RacGyver" at 1:25

  • @zacharylaprete1940
    @zacharylaprete1940 2 месяца назад +22

    Cheaper than having to demo that shit ourselves.

    • @davidbilich1708
      @davidbilich1708 2 месяца назад

      Plus it was built to unalive russians...

  • @devinpeterson9437
    @devinpeterson9437 2 месяца назад +2

    Grandpa Buff 2024!
    And a big shout out to the heroes defending US. 🖖

  • @jdluntjr76226
    @jdluntjr76226 2 месяца назад +13

    It’s still waterboarding if you use jet fuel - and grandpa Buff attaching his perfectly reasonable letter to a JDAM. 😂😂😂

  • @VanOfSalt
    @VanOfSalt 2 месяца назад +3

    Could you imagine a Total War American Economy?
    I’d never want that scenario but it’s terrifying lol

    • @sonofjack6286
      @sonofjack6286 2 месяца назад

      We went Total War back in WW2. The US going to Total War in the modern day would be even more terrifying. Though they'd probably have to reinstate the draft and include more physical training in Basic.

    • @buknekkit3084
      @buknekkit3084 2 месяца назад +1

      ​@sonofjack6286 also have to completely re-tool the industrial complex since most of it has gone overseas in the last 40 years

  • @Raccoonactual
    @Raccoonactual 2 месяца назад +5

    Buff-"What are you thinking? 30 weight? 40 weight?"
    Franklin- "Gear oil"

    • @djsonicc
      @djsonicc 2 месяца назад

      "145 weight sounds nice"

    • @IHateYoutubeHandles615
      @IHateYoutubeHandles615 2 месяца назад

      Bunker fuel.

    • @xelgin
      @xelgin 2 месяца назад +1

      Burnt, used gear oil. Christ I can smell it just from typing that out.

  • @joncrow3228
    @joncrow3228 2 месяца назад +3

    Buff/Franklin ‘24 has my vote. They couldn’t POSSIBLY be worse than the other options!

  • @andrewhamop6665
    @andrewhamop6665 2 месяца назад +39

    Hahaha, any raccoon that can assemble a ham radio and confuse the fuck out of NASA engineers gets my vote!
    Also yes Raptor, it is in fact still waterboarding if you use jet fuel. Though you get the added bonus of being able to turn up the heat... So to speak.
    Laughs were had, thanks HLC!

    • @aragorn1780
      @aragorn1780 2 месяца назад +3

      it's not the waterboarding that's getting added to the checklist... it's the holding a zippo over them afterwards xD

  • @KFIUEJEJJDO
    @KFIUEJEJJDO 2 месяца назад +1

    "ya get the bear."
    Also, I think it would be cool to see some other shots of our freedom machines talking at us in their familiar and lovable character voices. Maybe some lip close-ups of that young raptor over there? Idk, just a thought? Ol' dummy is hurtin' for a squirtin'.

  • @LoNoOr37
    @LoNoOr37 2 месяца назад +3

    I'm from Colorado and I approve of this message.
    Buff-Franklin 2024!!! And the Kid for Secretary of Defense. Let's do it!

  • @sarahgracecornell9917
    @sarahgracecornell9917 2 месяца назад +1

    Buff has me wanting to write in two fictional characters for president this year.

  • @EnerJon90
    @EnerJon90 2 месяца назад +3

    The buff meister .."I don't negotiate with fucking thugs" he's the best 💪👍❤️ lol

  • @clifmillwood
    @clifmillwood 2 месяца назад +8

    BUFF-FRANKLIN 2024!! Got my vote!!!

  • @jynixbaby
    @jynixbaby 2 месяца назад +7

    Polar bears are inherently aggressive. Give them a mile head start to be merciful.😊

  • @MoonMoon-gu2ge
    @MoonMoon-gu2ge 2 месяца назад +25

    water boarding is illegal, we would never do that. However, drowning resistance training is merely meant to build the recipient up.

    • @jorgefloresfelix3460
      @jorgefloresfelix3460 2 месяца назад +7

      Assisted hydration never hurt anyone 😂

    • @shannonrhoads7099
      @shannonrhoads7099 2 месяца назад +3

      @@jorgefloresfelix3460
      It ewas simply a mid-interrogation refueiling. We are really good at mobile refueling. Our boats do it, oour planes do it, don't see why our prisons can't do it. We can use a prison van so it's even properly underway.

    • @engmed4400
      @engmed4400 2 месяца назад +1

      I still like "tactical baptism".

  • @fordlord7297
    @fordlord7297 2 месяца назад +11

    Great t shirt “Play Stupid Games,You get the Bear” 😆😆😆😆😆

    • @fordlord7297
      @fordlord7297 2 месяца назад

      Bear dressed up like a circus clown 🤡

    • @Clutch275
      @Clutch275 2 месяца назад +1

      Thats is a real skit from SNL with Mike Myers... "you Get The Bear" Check it out

  • @knpark2025
    @knpark2025 2 месяца назад

    Great, HLC, now I can't *unsee* "Man's Laughter" from "manslaughter" ever again.

  • @Yf23betterthan22
    @Yf23betterthan22 2 месяца назад +45

    Kid, dad is sorry for whacking Franklin with the baseball bat, he didn't know that frainklin was well a raccoon.

    • @thedyingmeme6
      @thedyingmeme6 2 месяца назад +2

      Hey dont let The Kid read your un he's gonna blow an engine, then try to Mortal Kombat Fatality you

  • @briannorman4691
    @briannorman4691 2 месяца назад +1

    "You want to be stupid. You get the Bear. "🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @mikemaresca4999
    @mikemaresca4999 2 месяца назад +7

    BUFF crewdog here, you have us nailed.

  • @exodus9941
    @exodus9941 2 месяца назад +1

    Happy he brought the bear joke from the unsub podcast in. One of the greatest bits from that imo.

  • @shadowking7920
    @shadowking7920 2 месяца назад +3

    2:30 not only that instead of guns it's mostly Knife violence that they had to bring chain mail armor back in the modern day to face them with literal swords. They got the medieval times if you want actual history event like larping head over there

  • @dynamix1862
    @dynamix1862 Месяц назад

    This video has it all, I laughed so hard at to many jokes. Probably my fifth time watching it and I still get a chuckle or two.

  • @JonBowden-x2q
    @JonBowden-x2q 2 месяца назад +6

    It's not waterboarding. It's... shall we say... baptism by fire.

  • @BenieTheDragon
    @BenieTheDragon 2 месяца назад +1

    "You KNOW you can't spell 'manslaughter' without laughter."
    ...I am so going to hell for laughing at that.

  • @TheGiggleMasterP
    @TheGiggleMasterP 2 месяца назад +20

    Men who make women choose the bear should get the bear.

  • @randomaccount-dq1jq
    @randomaccount-dq1jq 2 месяца назад +2

    Scotland can attest Poland make some absolutely brilliant bears that k ow when to turn on the aggression, R.I.P Corporal Wojtek.

  • @Cherokee9898
    @Cherokee9898 2 месяца назад +3

    If Buff and Franklin set term limits for all political offices they’ve got my vote. Time for career politics to come to an end.

  • @beatboxbuggi6884
    @beatboxbuggi6884 2 месяца назад +1

    I feel like raccoons are probably exempt from the Geneva conventions

  • @Giveme1goodreason
    @Giveme1goodreason 2 месяца назад +3

    2:08 honestly first thought was “damn why write a letter, marines can’t read”

  • @devinmcleod3395
    @devinmcleod3395 2 месяца назад

    Taping a very assertive letter to the side of a JDAM is the modern equivalent of ground crew and pilots writing taunts on the side of bombs.
    I love it

  • @LoganKoster
    @LoganKoster 2 месяца назад +3

    Franklin is the brother of rocket from guardians of the galaxy

  • @orionsanime8575
    @orionsanime8575 2 месяца назад

    Gotta Love Franklin...Buff and him got my vote

  • @Crimsonlupus
    @Crimsonlupus 2 месяца назад +11

    Here early for once, time to get my only trusted source for geopolitical news. (I wish I was joking)

    • @adozer6848
      @adozer6848 2 месяца назад +2

      I showed my girl friend one of his older videos. She thought I was crazy. Then I told her to look up the stuff that was talked about. She came back a few minutes later and said, “yeah that was way more entertaining than the regular news”

    • @Crimsonlupus
      @Crimsonlupus 2 месяца назад +2

      @@adozer6848 nice lol

  • @thomascooley2749
    @thomascooley2749 2 месяца назад +1

    Franklin needs a waterboarding surf company patch

  • @robertbelluchi1151
    @robertbelluchi1151 2 месяца назад +3

    HBL, wow! People all over the world are waiting for your video antics! 😎

  • @allenr316
    @allenr316 2 месяца назад

    "You can't spell 'manslaughter' without 'laughter'..." Ah... the wisdom of Grandpa Buff that none of us thought we needed until we heard it. 🤣🤣

  • @Rick_Sanchez_C137_
    @Rick_Sanchez_C137_ 2 месяца назад +4

    Senator Robert Byrd, Democrat from West Virginia, longest serving U.S. Senator ever…. And a KKK Exalted Cyclops; died in office in 2010 (I think that was 51 years in the Senate for him)…. we should have had term limits a LONG time ago…..

  • @autumnberend828
    @autumnberend828 2 месяца назад

    Wow... I never noticed the "laughter" in manslaughter before. That just hit me...

  • @mikekopack6441
    @mikekopack6441 2 месяца назад +5

    Hahaha can’t spell manslaughter without laughter!!!! 😂

  • @williammurray4588
    @williammurray4588 2 месяца назад

    This man never misses with the one liners and zingers!!!

  • @MisterSherlock
    @MisterSherlock 2 месяца назад +4

    Oh ya the french guy only got caught bc he was under investigation for a different crime and they found hundreds of recordings of the many men taking turns, meaning that it could have gone for a lot longer.

  • @twotone3471
    @twotone3471 2 месяца назад

    When Buff says "Feed him to a Bear" It took a bit for me to not think of His rival from Slavic Special Ed, the TU-95.

  • @anderewisp1
    @anderewisp1 2 месяца назад +4

    Wanna be stupid? You get the bear, the wolves and the cougars...

    • @creeper326.
      @creeper326. 2 месяца назад

      There's a proper plan

  • @cygmas7
    @cygmas7 2 месяца назад +2

    Grandpa Buff and I have the same ideas, and I'm all for it. Buff Franklin 2024.

  • @stick_person857
    @stick_person857 2 месяца назад +10

    Now I want the bear thing to be real damn it

    • @davidbilich1708
      @davidbilich1708 2 месяца назад +1

      In 1962 we did launch a bear from a supersonic jet. It parachuted to the ground safely in a capsule... it was not done in anger however.

    • @stick_person857
      @stick_person857 2 месяца назад +1

      For shits and giggle or what exactly what was the reason for it

  • @siliciaveerah9327
    @siliciaveerah9327 2 месяца назад +2

    you know... i can get behind grandpa's buff stance on politics

  • @peterbechamp9092
    @peterbechamp9092 2 месяца назад +3

    HCL I hate you I have severe food poisoning and making me laugh this hard is curling unusual punishment😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ceirwynsinclair4198
    @ceirwynsinclair4198 2 месяца назад

    Buff and Franklin get my vote for educating people about bears! Rawr!

  • @vampdan
    @vampdan 2 месяца назад +5

    Term limits will not solve the problem. "If you have selfish, ignorant voters you're going to have selfish, ignorant leaders. Its the best we can do. It's what our system produces. Gabrage in: garbage out." George Carlin
    Term limits also empower entrenched bureaucrats who only have to wait out the term of would-be reformers.

    • @bad1cj
      @bad1cj 2 месяца назад

      There is no solve the problem… Even if they “wait” out the limits it’s better then them staying in office and retaining the power and immunities they receive from doing so. Also gives them more time to screw up outside of office cause they have more time now… However if you really want not garbage politicians, not only do you have to freeze their assets. You’d have to make it so they could now profit later… also remove “fines” from insider trading and put mandatory YEARS of prison time in gitmo. Or some other deep dark hole. None of this rich elite Martha Stuart club stuff. Treason to the oaths of office should be treated as treason. None of this I didn’t know crap from a previous presidential candidate. You get higher clearance and access to intel that could end thousands of lives. Read the fine print go go be another ignorant civilian. Duty should mean something.

  • @lincolnmctaggart775
    @lincolnmctaggart775 2 месяца назад +1

    i love how raptor of all people has to tell Franc if it's still waterboarding

  • @Veltani
    @Veltani 2 месяца назад +41

    The Kid - "Ok Supreme Court... time to intercept you"

    • @guamsoncruz5107
      @guamsoncruz5107 2 месяца назад

      Even the f-22 would not waste a missile on them

    • @WolfGuardian495
      @WolfGuardian495 2 месяца назад +1

      And what is wrong with our supreme court?

    • @Veltani
      @Veltani 2 месяца назад

      @@WolfGuardian495 Just winding back civil rights to maybe around 1776 era.

    • @WolfGuardian495
      @WolfGuardian495 2 месяца назад

      @@Veltani please explain that statement.

    • @Veltani
      @Veltani 2 месяца назад

      @WolfGuardian495 looking from an Australian view. Termination of the rights to seek safe abortions. The seeking of overturning the rights to seek safe and affective birth control.
      The seeking of overturning basic health services as a right to ALL citizens. The seeking of overturning certain services that give equal and fair treatment for ALL citizens.
      It is weird for a country that is allegedly the home of free, has more signs that that freedom is only applicable to those who are of a certain race, gender, religion, or political alignment.

  • @jaytm6719
    @jaytm6719 2 месяца назад +1

    I’m starting to think Franklin is actually Rocket from Guardians of the Galaxy

  • @Xsiondu
    @Xsiondu 2 месяца назад +4

    I can't say I disagree with the Bear protocol

  • @pantarkan7
    @pantarkan7 2 месяца назад +1

    I saw "taped it to a bomb" coming and I couldn't be happier. "Buff-Franklin 2024"

  • @drtidrow
    @drtidrow 2 месяца назад +18

    I wonder how many write-ins for "BUFF/Franklin" there'll be in the 2024 election... 🤣🤣

    • @ronwalsh
      @ronwalsh 2 месяца назад +3

      I think this is really the only logical choice.

    • @rucker69
      @rucker69 2 месяца назад +1

      pls don't encourage it.

    • @omniverse7976
      @omniverse7976 2 месяца назад +6

      Please encourage it. I would kill for there to be a news story on CNN “Who the heck are BUFF and Franklin?!” After there’s like 30k votes just saying that.

    • @bradhaines3142
      @bradhaines3142 2 месяца назад +1

      ​@@omniverse7976we should all do it. the memes would be legendary. 2nd place was a talking plan and a fictional squirrel?! im now hearing its from an 'influencer'

    • @omniverse7976
      @omniverse7976 2 месяца назад +1

      @@bradhaines3142 dude I would genuinely love it so much. Not only would HLC possibly get more views, but these videos are funny and don’t have a political stance except for: “DC sucks, anyways.”

  • @craiggranstrom8496
    @craiggranstrom8496 2 месяца назад

    I'm lovin' it. "You can't spell manslaughter without laughter."