Franklin Comes Clean

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  • Опубликовано: 23 ноя 2024

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  • @paulstork2866
    @paulstork2866 Месяц назад +1269

    "I'm right here!"
    "DID I STUTTER?"

    • @KiithnarasAshaa
      @KiithnarasAshaa Месяц назад +51

      Dang right. Government should earn your trust and reinforce it constantly. It is not your friend, it is not your parent, and it certainly isn't your church.

    • @mile3018
      @mile3018 Месяц назад +15

      I wanna drop a like on that comment, but part of me misses my 392 sooooooooo...

  • @isaachunter3418
    @isaachunter3418 Месяц назад +3513

    HOT DAMN. Not only is this on the big screen, but we ALSO get a 9 and a half minute video?! We are eating GOOD today

    • @mattjones8523
      @mattjones8523 Месяц назад +83

      Today is DEFINITELY trash day.

    • @garreth629
      @garreth629 Месяц назад +57

      ​@@mattjones8523actually it's NOT trash day!!!

    • @josephbrandon549
      @josephbrandon549 Месяц назад +39

      That was the SHORTEST 9 minute video I had ever seen. That went by quick! Great stuff.

    • @unpaintedleadsyndrome
      @unpaintedleadsyndrome Месяц назад +32

      Trash cans are overflowing! Fine dining...

    • @MaxAlexander-kx8sy
      @MaxAlexander-kx8sy Месяц назад +19

      When the kid eats good, we eat good

  • @ActionAthenis
    @ActionAthenis Месяц назад +2354

    The Habitual Line Crosser has broken containment, got stronger and evolved!

    • @TheLongVigil
      @TheLongVigil Месяц назад +68

      Call the foundation, we have a ZK-Class reality failure scenario. The aircraft have become self aware...

    • @ActionAthenis
      @ActionAthenis Месяц назад +30

      @@TheLongVigil Prep for cognito hazards and bring the amnestics!!

    • @enclaveworld
      @enclaveworld Месяц назад +20

      These scp references made my day thanks guys

    • @NotBirds
      @NotBirds Месяц назад +20

      He crossed the line again, it must be habitual

    • @frostwolf2175
      @frostwolf2175 Месяц назад +13

      Shit, someone call MTF Tau-5 Samsara

  • @AnimarchyHistory
    @AnimarchyHistory Месяц назад +354

    B-2 Spirit California Surfer is something I didn’t know I needed. But it makes so SO much sense.

  • @charleswade2514
    @charleswade2514 Месяц назад +542

    HLC, your AI birds are now sentient. The channel now belongs to Buff and company.

  • @GaioSamurai
    @GaioSamurai Месяц назад +915

    Buff said "over my dead body." And as we all know, the Buff lives forever. So Franklin's getting those nuggies.

    • @machinist7230
      @machinist7230 Месяц назад +26

      When he says "over his dead body" he means "try it, and experience ARCLIGHT"

    • @valhalla__gaming8231
      @valhalla__gaming8231 Месяц назад +2

      So the buff is immortal and a literal apocalypse from above…. Boeing didnt make that GOD DID!

    • @SanguinaryGuard
      @SanguinaryGuard Месяц назад +2

      Thats uhhhh, a neat icon you got running there.

    • @GaioSamurai
      @GaioSamurai Месяц назад +1

      @@SanguinaryGuard The Greatest Primarch deserves more support.

    • @malachilopez3773
      @malachilopez3773 Месяц назад

      Just learned about Franklin and I want to join up and save him.

  • @DesignNerd86
    @DesignNerd86 Месяц назад +319

    Better writing and voice acting than 90% of the studio releases the last few years

    • @jamesogden7756
      @jamesogden7756 Месяц назад +15

      And far far more entertaining. 😂😂

    • @Karma-wb7et
      @Karma-wb7et Месяц назад +2

      Agreed!

    • @brackenstephenson6466
      @brackenstephenson6466 Месяц назад +1

      It's so similar to the movie American ultra

    • @ferajade8899
      @ferajade8899 Месяц назад +3

      Totally agree, and Grandpa Buff is so true to that old generation.

    • @valhalla__gaming8231
      @valhalla__gaming8231 Месяц назад

      Also more accurate and reliable than any news site out there

  • @TakoyaKyono
    @TakoyaKyono Месяц назад +1385

    New vid.
    Open phone.
    Hit enlarge screen.
    SCREEN ROTATES!
    What sorcery is this?

    • @coolsquad7428
      @coolsquad7428 Месяц назад +10

      How's the new phone

    • @rucker69
      @rucker69 Месяц назад +16

      It's how things should be done.

    • @1johnnygunn
      @1johnnygunn Месяц назад +2

      Try it on a Samsung screen unfolded

    • @danmckinnon137
      @danmckinnon137 Месяц назад +4

      Had to check if this was the right video for a sec haha.
      Well done as always!

    • @satakrionkryptomortis
      @satakrionkryptomortis Месяц назад +1

      @@1johnnygunn i cant unfold my samsung screens. but are 2 4k side by side ok?

  • @afterburn2600
    @afterburn2600 Месяц назад +153

    When I woke up this morning I had no clue I'd be watching a long form video, listening to a racoon's back story, being narrated by an F22 Raptor, and yet here I am.
    Here we all are.

  • @0bsidianPrime
    @0bsidianPrime Месяц назад +73

    "I heard that!"
    "Because I said it!"
    Should the time come, I am 100% going to use that.

  • @Draconas191
    @Draconas191 Месяц назад +346

    Can we just appreciate the nearly 10 minute video, in an updated aspect ratio, of what is essentially a cia op cover story from a raccoon. God HLC is amazing. Also, Franklin MVP

    • @PenguinWithaGun32
      @PenguinWithaGun32 Месяц назад +8

      Real shit!

    • @rffromusa8319
      @rffromusa8319 Месяц назад +7

      Buff/Franklin 2024

    • @dustindude4995
      @dustindude4995 8 часов назад

      The whole time I was asking myself "why am I compelled to watch this?" , but I just couldn't stop

  • @Blackout5871
    @Blackout5871 Месяц назад +806

    Your first mistake was trusting the federal government.
    I'm LITERALLY Right here!
    DID I FUCKING STUTTER??
    HLC you frigging rock.

    • @MattIsDecentReal
      @MattIsDecentReal Месяц назад +11

      haven't gotten there yet but i can only assume that was the buff saying it

    • @Rick_Sanchez_C137_
      @Rick_Sanchez_C137_ Месяц назад

      IIRC even the WaPo reported the WMDs being found in 2004, but then they claimed they had probably been brought in from Syria…. Which is the most moronic excuse on the planet, a bunch of foreign militaries searching the whole countries for WMDs and so let’s sneak some in from a nearby country and bury them and hope nobody finds them? Stupid assed WaPo is a propaganda machine for stupid people…..

    • @chrisrutley1332
      @chrisrutley1332 Месяц назад +7

      Because companies are so trustworthy.

    • @matthewbrown2277
      @matthewbrown2277 Месяц назад

      ​@@chrisrutley1332companies are part of the reason we can't trust the government. Part.

    • @FirstIsa
      @FirstIsa Месяц назад

      ​@@chrisrutley1332in fairness I don't think a company ever tortured someone for offering intelligence to an ally about an enemy country, permanently destroyed an exchange student's mind so he spent the rest of his life locked in an NYC flat unable to function due to constant hallucinations, or erase a woman's mind so she couldn't even recognize her husband or parents...
      Man CIA in the 60's was wild, considering that's all a result of Project Naomi. Maybe having half the agency tripping on LSD and giving scientists a license to do whatever they wanted was a bad idea.

  • @mistercmartin
    @mistercmartin Месяц назад +382

    We asked for Franklin's backstory, and HLC, being the awesome creator he is, provided what we wanted! I think there are over 682K people (as of the time of this writing) that will riot if the Feds touch our Franklin!

    • @RaymondHatton-do4dp
      @RaymondHatton-do4dp Месяц назад +17

      Your god damn right we will. Someone get the chicken nuggets for Franklin. Jerry Jerry Jerry!!!!! Wait a minute. How did you get in here?

    • @russellashburn6268
      @russellashburn6268 Месяц назад +4

      Add one more to the count. I can't believe I wasn't already subscribed.

    • @vincedibona4687
      @vincedibona4687 Месяц назад +4

      *squeaking and squealing noises*
      Franklin is complaining about the shrinkflation going on with Mickey D’s McNuggets now… we might have a “hot topic” on our hands if the Russkies take him too seriously, folks…

    • @shanedaley6236
      @shanedaley6236 Месяц назад

      Thought Franklin was just some science experiment that got lose but this is just so beautiful

  • @tobingallawa3322
    @tobingallawa3322 Месяц назад +19

    You are going to make me sit down and watch this on the TV, really?
    Well, okay.
    Holy Mother of God, it looks, it is glorious 😮

  • @Caldron
    @Caldron Месяц назад +17

    "over my dead body!", says the immortal.
    Franklin's safe. And DAMN! How come NO ONE's making a series so intriguing like these anymore? This is amazing!

  • @Veltani
    @Veltani Месяц назад +227

    Dammit, right in the feels.
    YOU TOUCH FRANKLIN AND THE EMUS WILL SHOW YOU WHO IS BOSS.

  • @raul8461
    @raul8461 Месяц назад +541

    Holdup, "his fight or flight response kicked in, and if you didn't notice, he doesn't have wings." goes hard as fuck.

    • @lauraspaeth6130
      @lauraspaeth6130 Месяц назад +15

      Laughed so hard at this line. The visual it provoked will stay in the happy part of my brain for a long time.

    • @Ariescz
      @Ariescz Месяц назад +13

      Never trigger the fight or flight response of a flightless bird (or a raccoon)

    • @chance2110
      @chance2110 Месяц назад +3

      True

    • @jamesnagle5221
      @jamesnagle5221 Месяц назад +15

      @@Ariescz As an Australian, that would explain emus, and cassowaries.

    • @abrb1223
      @abrb1223 Месяц назад +2

      ​@@jamesnagle5221 Nothing explains those demons haha

  • @rexmcstiller4675
    @rexmcstiller4675 Месяц назад +309

    Why I can hear Japan: Ohhh noooo. DON`T. TOUCH. THE. RACOON

    • @Gatyr
      @Gatyr Месяц назад

      Racoon is one of America's BOATS...Best of all Trash Seers. Don't. Fuck. With. The BOATS.

    • @ncv-eu4rj
      @ncv-eu4rj Месяц назад

      Would you glass me? I'd glass me.

    • @thepropagandastudiosbrigs0927
      @thepropagandastudiosbrigs0927 Месяц назад +7

      that or trash panda instead of racoon but yes

    • @jonathanlesinski9042
      @jonathanlesinski9042 Месяц назад +10

      Riiight I can see that happen and russia just being confused as fuck why Japan said that 😂😂

    • @machinist7230
      @machinist7230 Месяц назад +6

      ​@@jonathanlesinski9042 because he's being backed by nuclear bomb haulers, plural? 😱

  • @gman1868
    @gman1868 Месяц назад +19

    Loyalty is the most valuable commodity on the planet. Nothing better than knowing your friends have your back.

  • @kellswitch
    @kellswitch Месяц назад +49

    Dammit, you've made me want to hug both The Kid AND Franklin, and I don't mess with raccoons.

  • @michaelscott6022
    @michaelscott6022 Месяц назад +299

    *CALLED IT!!!*
    And BUFF is dropping bombs like they called for Operation Linebacker 3.

    • @reclaimatorerebus6531
      @reclaimatorerebus6531 Месяц назад +1

      Only thing I called was the Szechwan Sauce link in the last video :(

    • @Intrusive_Thought176
      @Intrusive_Thought176 Месяц назад

      3?

    • @zachboyd4749
      @zachboyd4749 Месяц назад

      @@Intrusive_Thought176
      Operation Linebacker: May 9-October 23, 1972
      Operation Linebacker II: December 18-December 29, 1972

    • @OutlandStation
      @OutlandStation Месяц назад +1

      That ... that should be a shirt...

  • @Mr.PerfectCell-q3f
    @Mr.PerfectCell-q3f Месяц назад +499

    HE DID IT LETS FUCKING GO

    • @soonerfrac4611
      @soonerfrac4611 Месяц назад

      Lots of people are going to be upset that Franklin found the evidence of the WMD that was indeed found in Iraq. The biggest lie was that it wasn’t ever found, yet several soldiers were burned by them.

  • @LastGunslinger1
    @LastGunslinger1 Месяц назад +224

    Grandpa Buff dropped a bunch of bangers 🔥
    DID I FUCKING STUTTER

    • @RaymondHatton-do4dp
      @RaymondHatton-do4dp Месяц назад +6

      @@LastGunslinger1 these lines were fire. Wait what is that smell? Please HLC, California can't take many more fire lines. Pun intended.

    • @kgot7436
      @kgot7436 Месяц назад +3

      Grandpa Buff is my spirit animal

    • @smokescreen100
      @smokescreen100 Месяц назад +2

      Dude, I thought I saw the video and posted a comment without remembering at all

  • @CynicallySarcasticReserves
    @CynicallySarcasticReserves Месяц назад +52

    Nine minutes? Well, this is definitely a full trashcan day.
    Also, for me it shows up as Number #14 on trending for _gaming_ ...for some reason? Must be the aspect ratio, I guess.

    • @ClearwaterKB
      @ClearwaterKB Месяц назад +3

      HLC used to do a lot of livestream gaming back in the day.

    • @vincedibona4687
      @vincedibona4687 Месяц назад

      I was wondering why I was getting so much Minecraft shit in my feed recently…

    • @Ninjagofan26
      @Ninjagofan26 Месяц назад

      for me is number 13

  • @gamersresidence6040
    @gamersresidence6040 Месяц назад +7

    We are busy today! Holy smokes! 9 and a half minutes of blessing getting thrown out there. Loving it ❤

  • @danielpilotti9749
    @danielpilotti9749 Месяц назад +470

    B-2 having a laid back demeanor like that is kinda suspicious. Did they switch the hydraulic fluid to hemp oil ?

  • @Moonstriker2514
    @Moonstriker2514 Месяц назад +81

    They can't touch Franklin now or he'll become a martyr

  • @KingofArsenal
    @KingofArsenal Месяц назад +182

    A full-SCREEN VIDEO? I never thought I WOULD SEE THIS DAY! LFG!!!! The "Kid" has never looked more MAJESTIC!

  • @Valiran9
    @Valiran9 Месяц назад +11

    I thought this might go somewhere sad, but that was a really heartwarming ending there, HLC. Bravo!

  • @warriorpax5760
    @warriorpax5760 Месяц назад +16

    Ngl, this feels so surreal seeing the o'l planes in such a high-def aspect ratio-
    But I'm 100% here for it.
    AND we get an almost 10-minute video.
    THE HABITUAL LINECROSSER IS EVOLVING, PREPARE YOUR ASSES-

  • @SkywarpG1X
    @SkywarpG1X Месяц назад +163

    A F-16 just passed my house when I finished watching the video. Talk about Immersive.

    • @vincedibona4687
      @vincedibona4687 Месяц назад +10

      “An F-16”
      You’re welcome.

    • @babecat2000
      @babecat2000 Месяц назад +4

      He wants to check on your freedoms.

    • @firefighter1c57
      @firefighter1c57 Месяц назад

      ​@vincedibona4687 hmmm... that seems right, and wrong at the same time. I get an before a vowel and a consonant. And I get the vowel sound, like an hour being correct. I'm just not sure that F is a vowel sound...

    • @MinnesotaCouchpotato
      @MinnesotaCouchpotato Месяц назад

      @@firefighter1c57 I think "an" makes sense because we pronounce the letter F as "eh-ff" so while the letter itself is a consonant, we say it starting with a vowel sound.

    • @DriveCarToBar
      @DriveCarToBar Месяц назад +1

      ​@@babecat2000 Uh, there's no oil here. Please continue on your original heading.

  • @smilysht238
    @smilysht238 Месяц назад +281

    0:33 damn kid I know that the first technically stealth aircraft was made of wood but did you have to call out Russia's outdated technology like that?

    • @oxide9679
      @oxide9679 Месяц назад +43

      Always call out communist bullshit

    • @chrisreynolds6143
      @chrisreynolds6143 Месяц назад

      ​@@oxide9679 the Russians prefer to call it capitalism with "Russian" characteristics. Seems like slang for mafia shitshow

    • @Foxtrot_UniformCharlieKilo
      @Foxtrot_UniformCharlieKilo Месяц назад +13

      ​@oxide9679 they flip flop between trying to recreate communism under the USSR (mostly Stalin) and just being another fascist state but yea

    • @benkuster1632
      @benkuster1632 Месяц назад +1

      😂😂

    • @thebluestig2654
      @thebluestig2654 Месяц назад +2

      Germany did it before Russia with the Horton HO229 flying wing.

  • @sandrasausville9103
    @sandrasausville9103 Месяц назад +126

    You don't see wood screws because I'm not made in Russia 😂😂.

  • @TheMalootrager
    @TheMalootrager Месяц назад +10

    Must protect Franklin at all COSTS

  • @ferajade8899
    @ferajade8899 Месяц назад +6

    Dang it Grandpa Buff, your character is so authentic I feel like I’m listening to my old uncles ripping sh.t. 😂 10/10.

  • @navret1707
    @navret1707 Месяц назад +38

    Grandpa Buff just told us what he would do for a Klondike bar. All I can say is “Pepperidge Farm remembers.”

    • @dustindude4995
      @dustindude4995 8 часов назад

      My first act as temporary LPO to a division in a submarine was to throw a full grocery bag on a desk and ask "what would you do for a Klondike Bar?"

  • @usmc1979034
    @usmc1979034 Месяц назад +60

    Holy crap I saw some of the pilots in the planes. The kids pilot had blue eyes. So freaking clear. Grandpa buff dropping the truth bombs for all us that served in the military and like the commercial says. We know a thing or two because we’ve seen a thing or two.

    • @henrycarlson7514
      @henrycarlson7514 Месяц назад +2

      So True, I Still want an updated and up graded F14 Tom Cat . 70,000 lbs of Baddassery

    • @RaymondHatton-do4dp
      @RaymondHatton-do4dp Месяц назад +3

      @@henrycarlson7514 with the team America song blaring as it goes by. I can hear the rage from being buzzed by this fighter now.

    • @hallowedbeyourdays
      @hallowedbeyourdays Месяц назад +2

      The Kid's pilot is Alex Mercer. This timeline has no Gentek, so there's no biofuckery mess to release.

    • @henrycarlson7514
      @henrycarlson7514 Месяц назад

      @@RaymondHatton-do4dp Danger Zone ,

  • @CobetcknnKolowski
    @CobetcknnKolowski Месяц назад +62

    7:57, "I'm not Crying, You're Crying!".

  • @reclaimatorerebus6531
    @reclaimatorerebus6531 Месяц назад +10

    As soon as I realized this was full aspect, I plugged it into my big screen regular television, turned on the surround sound on, and got some popcorn. This is an event to celebrate!
    And to be fair, Franklin could have also randomly wandered into a Mar-a-Lago bathroom. Do you really think a racoon can tell the difference between a warehouse and a mansion?

  • @curtisclayton8023
    @curtisclayton8023 Месяц назад +5

    Was not expecting a dramatic vid with comedic overtones, but this was really good

  • @archangeldo913
    @archangeldo913 Месяц назад +46

    This is my favorite episode of multiple personalities ever! Great job!!

  • @jackmeoffer9334
    @jackmeoffer9334 Месяц назад +97

    you better not off Franklin!!!! or we back the buff!!!! warheads on forheads

    • @aalyahensley
      @aalyahensley Месяц назад +13

      I wanna see your comment on a hat with grandpa buff.😂

    • @RandyEdwards-mz8xn
      @RandyEdwards-mz8xn Месяц назад +16

      If you touch:
      Doc
      The officer
      Our boats
      FRANK. LIN.
      IT'S NEVER A WAR CRIME THE FIRST TIME

    • @jackmeoffer9334
      @jackmeoffer9334 Месяц назад +1

      @@aalyahensley 🤣🤣

    • @jackmeoffer9334
      @jackmeoffer9334 Месяц назад

      @@RandyEdwards-mz8xn dam straight

    • @christownsend552
      @christownsend552 Месяц назад +2

      Norway has their penguin
      We have Franklin !!!!
      Don't touch our Franklin!!!!

  • @elitely6748
    @elitely6748 Месяц назад +38

    New month and we've got finally got *High Quality HLC!* we've been blessed thank you HLC!

  • @kraxosOBK
    @kraxosOBK Месяц назад +3

    I've been watching your content for months now, and I don't know how to explain what your videos are to the uninitiated. Well done

  • @TactikewlRN
    @TactikewlRN Месяц назад +1

    New video: Excited. Seeing a larger image of the 15 and recognizing it's from the 125th here in Florida - Awesome! (and I couldn't wait to tell a co-worker who is a member of that wing.)

  • @UnbrokenPromises-w8n
    @UnbrokenPromises-w8n Месяц назад +39

    ...I made the suggestion about the Szechuan sauce in the comments of the last video...
    Also, the Klondike Bar is on-brand. Definitely agree with Buff here.

    • @usmc1979034
      @usmc1979034 Месяц назад +1

      @@UnbrokenPromises-w8n I mentioned who killed JFK on his twitter feed

  • @TheRedFortune
    @TheRedFortune Месяц назад +66

    3:48 Most polite "Fuck you!~" I've ever heard

  • @DarkFlameWolf93
    @DarkFlameWolf93 Месяц назад +35

    It's like... an analogy for growth, like as the channel grew, the video size grew, and with that the story too. Nah, just gimme the chicken nuggies

  • @Kenpachi4904
    @Kenpachi4904 Месяц назад +4

    Damn you HLC for making me care about the damned raccoon. Your content keeps getting better and better. Keep it up man.

  • @06yarbrougha
    @06yarbrougha Месяц назад

    So glad to finally see the aspect ratio updated.
    Also never thought oral suction noises would ever have such an emotional resonance

  • @commanderknight9314
    @commanderknight9314 Месяц назад +52

    Dang, HLC is getting insulted by his own creations. Are we sure they haven't become separate personalities?

    • @xxpoisonblxx
      @xxpoisonblxx Месяц назад +4

      Become?

    • @chazo1367
      @chazo1367 Месяц назад +1

      Lol what? These are just him talking to himself, the audio is just coincidence but he turns the insanity into a video and makes profit. Can't deny it works.

    • @metrostatistics9807
      @metrostatistics9807 Месяц назад +1

      Yeah, that happened awhile ago 😅

    • @OverTheVoids
      @OverTheVoids Месяц назад +1

      In his last live stream, he mentioned how he sometimes seems to imagine what his skit characters would say in certain instances, and he does it sort of naturally. So yes, they have become somewhat independent of his main train of thought.

  • @MetalMania613
    @MetalMania613 Месяц назад +58

    Good job man, you finally figured out the basics. Now THE WORLD!

  • @keithrobinson7039
    @keithrobinson7039 Месяц назад +34

    I’m so freaking dead after buff kept saying did I stutter after calling ou the government

  • @Igneoused
    @Igneoused Месяц назад

    HLC you rock! Thank you so much for all the content you put out and everything else you do for us! This new format kicks ass!

  • @lorddeath8125
    @lorddeath8125 Месяц назад

    Now this a a treat full screen and a 9&1/2 minute video it’s beautiful

  • @spikymikie
    @spikymikie Месяц назад +25

    My ancient eyes are forever in your debt! I can see the book title now..."Franklin" "The story of an orphaned trash panda who found acceptance and love" , .🤣🤣🤣

    • @robertcarmosino6563
      @robertcarmosino6563 Месяц назад

      Sure , why not .. throw in a litter Lassie, a little Rin tin tin, maybe toped off with a little Ol Yeller

  • @oxide9679
    @oxide9679 Месяц назад +18

    I kept expecting it to end after every banger line, but it kept going. This is glorious.

  • @codykoon5520
    @codykoon5520 Месяц назад +19

    This is my current favorite running series. I'd ask when the Netflix deal is coming, but they'd fuck up the writing.

    • @themooseisontheloose
      @themooseisontheloose Месяц назад

      Netflix does not touch the rights to this motherfucker. They'll turn Franklin into a pedophile

  • @VikingJaromier
    @VikingJaromier Месяц назад

    HLC, I already loved your comedic way of portraying current world events! But an episode like this, being comic relief as a filler is also bloody sodding GOLD. May your channel soar as long as Buff!!!

  • @thatdudeonyoutube33
    @thatdudeonyoutube33 Месяц назад

    Really appreciate the closed captions you put in. Wasn't needed cause you tube already had them, but thanks

  • @x-Phoenix_.A
    @x-Phoenix_.A Месяц назад +7

    jesus christ the hlc lore goes hard as shit
    a full-screen 9 minute long video on franklin’s backstory was not something i expected but it’s something i very much needed

  • @Jeffrey-hu2gb
    @Jeffrey-hu2gb Месяц назад +62

    I swear if the federal government touches Franklin
    D.C will become a sea

    • @Jeff.78
      @Jeff.78 Месяц назад +6

      Crater Lake...on the eastern half of the country.

    • @PrinceAlhorian
      @PrinceAlhorian Месяц назад +11

      Forget a sea, Grandpa Buff is gonna turn it into a mirror!

    • @tankythemagnorite9855
      @tankythemagnorite9855 Месяц назад +11

      ​@@PrinceAlhorian "it's my job to factory reset countries, if you touch Franklin you're on the receiving end!

  • @BrettBaker-uk4te
    @BrettBaker-uk4te Месяц назад +43

    THIS IS CANON.

  • @paulnelson2362
    @paulnelson2362 Месяц назад

    That was awesome brother. I don't think you could've done any better.
    Fantastic video.
    Thank you for taking so much time and making it for us.

  • @jimburns5225
    @jimburns5225 Месяц назад

    way to go we are all hanging on the franklin story and laughing our ***** off salute and thanks for your time

  • @omniverse7976
    @omniverse7976 Месяц назад +33

    9 and half half minutes?! HALLELUJAH!!! ALL HAIL HLC!!!

  • @zacbrown8191
    @zacbrown8191 Месяц назад +24

    Long form green screen in the right aspect ratio!! Let's go HLC!!

  • @julianverweij1637
    @julianverweij1637 Месяц назад +14

    This is so much better. Thanks for all the effort you put in your videos HLC!

    • @habitual_linecrosser
      @habitual_linecrosser  Месяц назад +6

      Thank you so much I'm glad people are receiving this one so we'll. I was terrified of the response

    • @julianverweij1637
      @julianverweij1637 Месяц назад +7

      @@habitual_linecrosser please don't be. Even if this didn't work out, I can testify for myself and probably the entire community that every single drop of effort is very greatly appreciated. Please keep doing what you're doing because you're really making our worlds a better place.

    • @cagal1066
      @cagal1066 Месяц назад +3

      ​@@habitual_linecrossernaw dude. You put so much effort into these & they rock. Nicely done 🦝👍🏻

  • @christopherdionne1628
    @christopherdionne1628 Месяц назад

    I just want to thank you for all your videos because they help lot what Im going through

  • @markjurkovich7814
    @markjurkovich7814 Месяц назад

    This is the best video yet! They are all great, but this one is tops! Thanks HLC!

  • @rhylin26
    @rhylin26 Месяц назад +224

    I love how anti government Buff is!!! 🤣

    • @Del_S
      @Del_S Месяц назад +44

      The longer you work there in the lower to middle, the more you realise how much it sucks.
      Buff's been there for 70+ years.

    • @Joker-ny7jh
      @Joker-ny7jh Месяц назад +23

      @@rhylin26 Buff been here the longest, he knows shits fucked

    • @paulstork2866
      @paulstork2866 Месяц назад +29

      @@rhylin26 Buff is that retired SNCO who became a contractor or GS that has accumulated 40+ years of government service. They can't fire him because he knows too much.

    • @roetemeteor
      @roetemeteor Месяц назад +17

      The longer you work for the government, you more you realize you *really* shouldn't be working for the government, but you gotta eat so...

    • @KiithnarasAshaa
      @KiithnarasAshaa Месяц назад +16

      He's been around long enough to see some stuff. Consider the person of average intellect, and recognize that government jobs have a lower selection pressure and higher paycheck than normal jobs. So yes, Government winds up chock-a-block with career midwits with the ability to influence others' lives and liberties who are practically untouchable unless they make really catastrophic mistakes.

  • @michaelnash4200
    @michaelnash4200 Месяц назад +66

    I would do it for a Klondike bar 😂😂😂

  • @goldosprey
    @goldosprey Месяц назад +9

    God damn the feels. Great maturity for all especially the 22

  • @NecroBaby
    @NecroBaby Месяц назад

    love the full screen, love franklin's backstory, love that it was more than a couple minutes, no notes HLC keep up the good work

  • @Rasaevire
    @Rasaevire Месяц назад +54

    No sound mate.
    Edit: i was faster the the f15, my bad

  • @jedimasterdraco6950
    @jedimasterdraco6950 Месяц назад +89

    MREs= Meals Rejected by Ethiopians.

    • @CindyJoGorman-bt9ro
      @CindyJoGorman-bt9ro Месяц назад +19

      Ahhh, A Fellow 80s Enlistee!❤❤❤

    • @kemarisite
      @kemarisite Месяц назад +9

      To be fair, Lazerpig has a video where he and a friend eat a Russian MRE they recovered during their recent Ukraine trip. That's a Meal, Rejected by Everyone. Although apparently the bacon was palatable after they finally found the chunks of meat in all the fat, and the crackers didn't make them ill.

    • @jedimasterdraco6950
      @jedimasterdraco6950 Месяц назад +8

      @@CindyJoGorman-bt9ro Nah, got that joke from my father.

    • @CindyJoGorman-bt9ro
      @CindyJoGorman-bt9ro Месяц назад +10

      @@jedimasterdraco6950 send my love to your Dad and just so you know, wasn't a Joke, the First ones were Really That Bad!

    • @paulschumacher4308
      @paulschumacher4308 Месяц назад +5

      MRE ... I still have flashback

  • @justforfunsies5000
    @justforfunsies5000 Месяц назад +7

    9 minutes and 29 seconds of HLC having a conversation with himself and even roasting himself. We need MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @tagheuerwoods6241
    @tagheuerwoods6241 Месяц назад

    Thanks for the 9+ minutes of great content ! It's been a while since I wanted to see your videos in a bigger format :)

  • @urielgrey
    @urielgrey Месяц назад

    NICE JOB on figuring out how upping your videos. Boys be looking good!
    Love the stealth pointing out the big picture. Thanks for all the much needed laughs!

  • @aaronlopez492
    @aaronlopez492 Месяц назад +9

    HLC I like your new full screen video and longer presentation. Thanks!!

  • @kineticstar
    @kineticstar Месяц назад +10

    I came here for laughs but left with feels.

  • @paulschumacher4308
    @paulschumacher4308 Месяц назад +33

    STORY: Franklin joins Team America and becomes Rocket Raccoon. 🎉

  • @Soldier4USA2005
    @Soldier4USA2005 Месяц назад +2

    A big screen, 9.5 minute video, that ends with hitting you in the feels.
    GOD DAMN, DUDE!!!!!!

  • @chriskay3058
    @chriskay3058 Месяц назад

    I was in tears. What an asset to the team.

  • @TheRibottoStudios
    @TheRibottoStudios Месяц назад +17

    OMG the way i didn't even notice until buff said it 😅

  • @christineheminger7762
    @christineheminger7762 Месяц назад +28

    1:44 at least he didn’t say It was a dark and stormy night

    • @vincedibona4687
      @vincedibona4687 Месяц назад +2

      Are you waxing eloquent again?

    • @johnalbrecht1628
      @johnalbrecht1628 Месяц назад +1

      "that would have made it perfect ... a homage to the " car talk guys" click and clack!

  • @KwaggaJac
    @KwaggaJac Месяц назад +15

    9 MIN!!!! AWESOME!!!! Just made my day!!!

  • @samleeroy5638
    @samleeroy5638 Месяц назад

    I need more of these long form videos!!! Saw you hint at them on unsub and was so happy but this stroke above my expectation.

  • @yvonnemuller9204
    @yvonnemuller9204 Месяц назад

    Love it. A full-length mirror into the soul. Right on, HLC.

  • @KennethLongcrier
    @KennethLongcrier Месяц назад +6

    HLC:
    You really need to get a picture of a Trash Panda looking directly into the camera for these conversations with Franklin.

  • @cemitchell6496
    @cemitchell6496 Месяц назад +5

    HLC, don't know if you read my post on the previous vid, but you done good! REAL story arc we can all enjoy even if nobody made fun of West Taiwan ! Keep up the great writing!

  • @pointman3672
    @pointman3672 Месяц назад +14

    Idk if I should feel more happy or terrified, I can’t handle this so early 😭😂

  • @Rednecknerd_rob9634
    @Rednecknerd_rob9634 Месяц назад

    Never thought that one of these videos would get me teary eyed.

  • @ROBCakeran53
    @ROBCakeran53 Месяц назад

    I was so impressed when I could tell the difference in Franklin's sounds as he got remorseful and sad. Amazing.

  • @AppleUser
    @AppleUser Месяц назад +39

    I look forward to your videos. Aim High AIR FORCE!

    • @easypeasy2938
      @easypeasy2938 Месяц назад +6

      Up in the air, junior birdmen!

    • @danielpilotti9749
      @danielpilotti9749 Месяц назад +5

      AIR POWER !

    • @CindyJoGorman-bt9ro
      @CindyJoGorman-bt9ro Месяц назад +7

      " Don't tell Me, the Sky's the Limit, when there's Footprints on the Moon!"

    • @tankythemagnorite9855
      @tankythemagnorite9855 Месяц назад +2

      ​@@CindyJoGorman-bt9rosounds like something Grandpa BUFF would say.

    • @CindyJoGorman-bt9ro
      @CindyJoGorman-bt9ro Месяц назад

      @@tankythemagnorite9855 I'll take that as a Compliment! ❤️❤️❤️

  • @BugattiONE666
    @BugattiONE666 Месяц назад +32

    Honestly, im loving this calm mysterious F-22 over the..........what ever the fuck he was before Franklin......
    Also can we get Mig-25/F-15 love/hate relation ship arc at somepoint?
    F-15; Sorry Raptor, but this old soviet warhorse is what drove me to become all i am......

    • @nibs7252
      @nibs7252 Месяц назад +2

      Imma be real, the 25 and the 31 are the only two modern MiGs worth a damn. They are some of the very few military aircraft built by the USSR in its mid-latter years that were built with very specific and realistic goals in mind, and fulfilled them admirably.
      The MiG-25 was the USSR's 'roided out take on the ultra-fast, mass-produced, and cheap enough to be functionally disposable "local interceptor" concept. It's what the F-104 wishes it could have been, and, had Kennedy and North American not bungled the Valkyrie program into cancelation, the Foxbat would have been a very pertinent and competent aircraft. Even still, the MiG-25R (Foxbat-B and Foxbat-D) family was very effective, all things considered, and it was a fairly decent answer to the SR-71 Blackbird. In fact, looking at the sticker price, raw materials needed, and maintenance costs side-by-side, it becomes pretty damn impressive that a stainless steel Soviet bathtub was able to even come close to the (admittedly far sexier-looking) titanium UFO we produced.
      As for the Foxhound (MiG-31), it's probably the better comparison to our Eagle. Still optimized for top speed rather than pretty much anything else, but it's quite competent for a long-range interceptor, and I seem to recall that it is also apparently quite good at Wild Weasel missions. Such a shame that the cretins in mother Russia are wasting such a competent and useful bird on ASM-truck duties, especially considering that the Kinzhal (which, BTW, is not pronounced "kin-zahl"; the "zh" makes the same sound as a French "j", and the English-speaking media's pronunciation makes my native-Russian-speaker ears bleed a bit) is a unimpressive missile, at best, by every single possible metric.
      Note that I am not a Z-tard vatnik. I support Ukraine fully in this war. But I think it is both disingenuous and self-sabotaging to dismiss all ex-Soviet and Russian tech as fundamentally incompetent and useless. Yes there are far more examples of useless, overhyped systems like the Yak-38 and the Kinzhal than there are those like the MiG-31, but competency is not yet absent from the Russian roster (though it is rare and getting scarcer by the day).

    • @BugattiONE666
      @BugattiONE666 Месяц назад +2

      @@nibs7252 Couldnt have said it better myself dude

    • @PenguinWithaGun32
      @PenguinWithaGun32 Месяц назад

      @@nibs7252 Bruh MIG 29 Fulcrum????!!!!

    • @WWFanatic0
      @WWFanatic0 Месяц назад

      The Kid still has his deranged bloodlust for intercepts don't you worry. Franklin has just been good at keeping him corralled. Now that he's on the run, there's no need for him to keep The Kid relaxed.

  • @jakemortiki
    @jakemortiki Месяц назад +6

    Yaaaasss now if only you couldn't have a playlist of all the voice over videos, INCLUDING THE BOAT VIDS! from oldest to newest. Thanks HLC.

  • @corey3447
    @corey3447 Месяц назад +1

    I'm 6min into this video and this is my favorite HLC vid ever!!!

  • @sunkiller5682
    @sunkiller5682 Месяц назад +4

    PERFECT TIMING HLC. Just got my new 32" monitor today. If I didn't know better, I'd say you read my mind or hacked my pc and saw when it would be arriving, cause this looks great in 4k

    • @vincedibona4687
      @vincedibona4687 Месяц назад

      Yeah, there’s no such thing as coincidence…
      🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @sunkiller5682
      @sunkiller5682 Месяц назад

      @@vincedibona4687 my brother in Christ, it's a damn joke just like you

  • @gabrielleon9059
    @gabrielleon9059 Месяц назад +5

    This shit was 9 MINUTES and it felt like JUST 1 HELP THIS IS TOO GOOD