Franklin Comes Clean

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  • Опубликовано: 19 янв 2025

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  • @paulstork2866
    @paulstork2866 3 месяца назад +1302

    "I'm right here!"
    "DID I STUTTER?"

    • @KiithnarasAshaa
      @KiithnarasAshaa 3 месяца назад +52

      Dang right. Government should earn your trust and reinforce it constantly. It is not your friend, it is not your parent, and it certainly isn't your church.

    • @mile3018
      @mile3018 3 месяца назад +15

      I wanna drop a like on that comment, but part of me misses my 392 sooooooooo...

  • @isaachunter3418
    @isaachunter3418 3 месяца назад +3555

    HOT DAMN. Not only is this on the big screen, but we ALSO get a 9 and a half minute video?! We are eating GOOD today

    • @mattjones8523
      @mattjones8523 3 месяца назад +83

      Today is DEFINITELY trash day.

    • @garreth629
      @garreth629 3 месяца назад +57

      ​@@mattjones8523actually it's NOT trash day!!!

    • @josephbrandon549
      @josephbrandon549 3 месяца назад +39

      That was the SHORTEST 9 minute video I had ever seen. That went by quick! Great stuff.

    • @unpaintedleadsyndrome
      @unpaintedleadsyndrome 3 месяца назад +32

      Trash cans are overflowing! Fine dining...

    • @MaxAlexander2005
      @MaxAlexander2005 3 месяца назад +19

      When the kid eats good, we eat good

  • @ActionAthenis
    @ActionAthenis 3 месяца назад +2371

    The Habitual Line Crosser has broken containment, got stronger and evolved!

    • @TheLongVigil
      @TheLongVigil 3 месяца назад +69

      Call the foundation, we have a ZK-Class reality failure scenario. The aircraft have become self aware...

    • @ActionAthenis
      @ActionAthenis 3 месяца назад +30

      @@TheLongVigil Prep for cognito hazards and bring the amnestics!!

    • @enclaveworld
      @enclaveworld 3 месяца назад +20

      These scp references made my day thanks guys

    • @NotBirds
      @NotBirds 3 месяца назад +21

      He crossed the line again, it must be habitual

    • @frostwolf2175
      @frostwolf2175 3 месяца назад +13

      Shit, someone call MTF Tau-5 Samsara

  • @AnimarchyHistory
    @AnimarchyHistory 3 месяца назад +381

    B-2 Spirit California Surfer is something I didn’t know I needed. But it makes so SO much sense.

  • @charleswade2514
    @charleswade2514 3 месяца назад +564

    HLC, your AI birds are now sentient. The channel now belongs to Buff and company.

  • @GaioSamurai
    @GaioSamurai 3 месяца назад +955

    Buff said "over my dead body." And as we all know, the Buff lives forever. So Franklin's getting those nuggies.

    • @machinist7230
      @machinist7230 3 месяца назад +29

      When he says "over his dead body" he means "try it, and experience ARCLIGHT"

    • @valhalla__gaming8231
      @valhalla__gaming8231 3 месяца назад +4

      So the buff is immortal and a literal apocalypse from above…. Boeing didnt make that GOD DID!

    • @SanguinaryGuard
      @SanguinaryGuard 3 месяца назад +2

      Thats uhhhh, a neat icon you got running there.

    • @GaioSamurai
      @GaioSamurai 3 месяца назад +1

      @@SanguinaryGuard The Greatest Primarch deserves more support.

    • @Dragon-hunter_3773
      @Dragon-hunter_3773 3 месяца назад +1

      Just learned about Franklin and I want to join up and save him.

  • @DesignNerd86
    @DesignNerd86 3 месяца назад +331

    Better writing and voice acting than 90% of the studio releases the last few years

    • @jamesogden7756
      @jamesogden7756 3 месяца назад +15

      And far far more entertaining. 😂😂

    • @Karma-wb7et
      @Karma-wb7et 3 месяца назад +2

      Agreed!

    • @brackenstephenson6466
      @brackenstephenson6466 3 месяца назад +1

      It's so similar to the movie American ultra

    • @ferajade8899
      @ferajade8899 3 месяца назад +3

      Totally agree, and Grandpa Buff is so true to that old generation.

    • @valhalla__gaming8231
      @valhalla__gaming8231 3 месяца назад

      Also more accurate and reliable than any news site out there

  • @Draconas191
    @Draconas191 3 месяца назад +357

    Can we just appreciate the nearly 10 minute video, in an updated aspect ratio, of what is essentially a cia op cover story from a raccoon. God HLC is amazing. Also, Franklin MVP

    • @PenguinWithaGun32
      @PenguinWithaGun32 3 месяца назад +8

      Real shit!

    • @rffromusa8319
      @rffromusa8319 3 месяца назад +7

      Buff/Franklin 2024

    • @dustindude4995
      @dustindude4995 Месяц назад

      The whole time I was asking myself "why am I compelled to watch this?" , but I just couldn't stop

  • @afterburn2600
    @afterburn2600 3 месяца назад +168

    When I woke up this morning I had no clue I'd be watching a long form video, listening to a racoon's back story, being narrated by an F22 Raptor, and yet here I am.
    Here we all are.

  • @0bsidianPrime
    @0bsidianPrime 3 месяца назад +86

    "I heard that!"
    "Because I said it!"
    Should the time come, I am 100% going to use that.

  • @mistercmartin
    @mistercmartin 3 месяца назад +394

    We asked for Franklin's backstory, and HLC, being the awesome creator he is, provided what we wanted! I think there are over 682K people (as of the time of this writing) that will riot if the Feds touch our Franklin!

    • @RaymondHatton-do4dp
      @RaymondHatton-do4dp 3 месяца назад +17

      Your god damn right we will. Someone get the chicken nuggets for Franklin. Jerry Jerry Jerry!!!!! Wait a minute. How did you get in here?

    • @russellashburn6268
      @russellashburn6268 3 месяца назад +4

      Add one more to the count. I can't believe I wasn't already subscribed.

    • @vincedibona4687
      @vincedibona4687 3 месяца назад +4

      *squeaking and squealing noises*
      Franklin is complaining about the shrinkflation going on with Mickey D’s McNuggets now… we might have a “hot topic” on our hands if the Russkies take him too seriously, folks…

    • @shanedaley6236
      @shanedaley6236 3 месяца назад +1

      Thought Franklin was just some science experiment that got lose but this is just so beautiful

  • @Veltani
    @Veltani 3 месяца назад +230

    Dammit, right in the feels.
    YOU TOUCH FRANKLIN AND THE EMUS WILL SHOW YOU WHO IS BOSS.

  • @raul8461
    @raul8461 3 месяца назад +550

    Holdup, "his fight or flight response kicked in, and if you didn't notice, he doesn't have wings." goes hard as fuck.

    • @lauraspaeth6130
      @lauraspaeth6130 3 месяца назад +17

      Laughed so hard at this line. The visual it provoked will stay in the happy part of my brain for a long time.

    • @Ariescz
      @Ariescz 3 месяца назад +15

      Never trigger the fight or flight response of a flightless bird (or a raccoon)

    • @chance2110
      @chance2110 3 месяца назад +3

      True

    • @jamesnagle5221
      @jamesnagle5221 3 месяца назад +16

      @@Ariescz As an Australian, that would explain emus, and cassowaries.

    • @abrb1223
      @abrb1223 3 месяца назад +2

      ​@@jamesnagle5221 Nothing explains those demons haha

  • @Caldron
    @Caldron 3 месяца назад +24

    "over my dead body!", says the immortal.
    Franklin's safe. And DAMN! How come NO ONE's making a series so intriguing like these anymore? This is amazing!

    • @dylannix4289
      @dylannix4289 Месяц назад +3

      I kinda feel like Buff would be both immortal and perpetual
      He lives longer than humans can possibly begin to fathom, quite possibly until the end of time itself. Only to then reappear in the next cycle of existence with his sense of self still in tact, so he can teach that cycle’s youngsters the bliss of Buff

  • @tobingallawa3322
    @tobingallawa3322 3 месяца назад +21

    You are going to make me sit down and watch this on the TV, really?
    Well, okay.
    Holy Mother of God, it looks, it is glorious 😮

  • @TakoyaKyono
    @TakoyaKyono 3 месяца назад +1394

    New vid.
    Open phone.
    Hit enlarge screen.
    SCREEN ROTATES!
    What sorcery is this?

    • @coolsquad7428
      @coolsquad7428 3 месяца назад +10

      How's the new phone

    • @rucker69
      @rucker69 3 месяца назад +16

      It's how things should be done.

    • @1johnnygunn
      @1johnnygunn 3 месяца назад +3

      Try it on a Samsung screen unfolded

    • @danmckinnon137
      @danmckinnon137 3 месяца назад +4

      Had to check if this was the right video for a sec haha.
      Well done as always!

    • @satakrionkryptomortis
      @satakrionkryptomortis 3 месяца назад +1

      @@1johnnygunn i cant unfold my samsung screens. but are 2 4k side by side ok?

  • @Blackout5871
    @Blackout5871 3 месяца назад +815

    Your first mistake was trusting the federal government.
    I'm LITERALLY Right here!
    DID I FUCKING STUTTER??
    HLC you frigging rock.

    • @MattIsDecentReal
      @MattIsDecentReal 3 месяца назад +12

      haven't gotten there yet but i can only assume that was the buff saying it

    • @Rick_Sanchez_C137_
      @Rick_Sanchez_C137_ 3 месяца назад

      IIRC even the WaPo reported the WMDs being found in 2004, but then they claimed they had probably been brought in from Syria…. Which is the most moronic excuse on the planet, a bunch of foreign militaries searching the whole countries for WMDs and so let’s sneak some in from a nearby country and bury them and hope nobody finds them? Stupid assed WaPo is a propaganda machine for stupid people…..

    • @chrisrutley1332
      @chrisrutley1332 3 месяца назад +7

      Because companies are so trustworthy.

    • @matthewbrown2277
      @matthewbrown2277 3 месяца назад

      ​@@chrisrutley1332companies are part of the reason we can't trust the government. Part.

    • @FirstIsa
      @FirstIsa 3 месяца назад

      ​@@chrisrutley1332in fairness I don't think a company ever tortured someone for offering intelligence to an ally about an enemy country, permanently destroyed an exchange student's mind so he spent the rest of his life locked in an NYC flat unable to function due to constant hallucinations, or erase a woman's mind so she couldn't even recognize her husband or parents...
      Man CIA in the 60's was wild, considering that's all a result of Project Naomi. Maybe having half the agency tripping on LSD and giving scientists a license to do whatever they wanted was a bad idea.

  • @rexmcstiller4675
    @rexmcstiller4675 3 месяца назад +315

    Why I can hear Japan: Ohhh noooo. DON`T. TOUCH. THE. RACOON

    • @Gatyr
      @Gatyr 3 месяца назад

      Racoon is one of America's BOATS...Best of all Trash Seers. Don't. Fuck. With. The BOATS.

    • @ncv-eu4rj
      @ncv-eu4rj 3 месяца назад

      Would you glass me? I'd glass me.

    • @thepropagandastudiosbrigs0927
      @thepropagandastudiosbrigs0927 3 месяца назад +7

      that or trash panda instead of racoon but yes

    • @Sargent2001
      @Sargent2001 3 месяца назад +10

      Riiight I can see that happen and russia just being confused as fuck why Japan said that 😂😂

    • @machinist7230
      @machinist7230 3 месяца назад +6

      ​@@Sargent2001 because he's being backed by nuclear bomb haulers, plural? 😱

  • @kellswitch
    @kellswitch 3 месяца назад +53

    Dammit, you've made me want to hug both The Kid AND Franklin, and I don't mess with raccoons.

  • @Valiran9
    @Valiran9 3 месяца назад +14

    I thought this might go somewhere sad, but that was a really heartwarming ending there, HLC. Bravo!

  • @Mr.PerfectCell-M
    @Mr.PerfectCell-M 3 месяца назад +501

    HE DID IT LETS FUCKING GO

    • @soonerfrac4611
      @soonerfrac4611 3 месяца назад

      Lots of people are going to be upset that Franklin found the evidence of the WMD that was indeed found in Iraq. The biggest lie was that it wasn’t ever found, yet several soldiers were burned by them.

  • @michaelscott6022
    @michaelscott6022 3 месяца назад +301

    *CALLED IT!!!*
    And BUFF is dropping bombs like they called for Operation Linebacker 3.

    • @reclaimatorerebus6531
      @reclaimatorerebus6531 3 месяца назад +1

      Only thing I called was the Szechwan Sauce link in the last video :(

    • @Intrusive_Thought176
      @Intrusive_Thought176 3 месяца назад

      3?

    • @zachboyd4749
      @zachboyd4749 3 месяца назад

      @@Intrusive_Thought176
      Operation Linebacker: May 9-October 23, 1972
      Operation Linebacker II: December 18-December 29, 1972

    • @OutlandStation
      @OutlandStation 3 месяца назад +1

      That ... that should be a shirt...

  • @LastGunslinger1
    @LastGunslinger1 3 месяца назад +227

    Grandpa Buff dropped a bunch of bangers 🔥
    DID I FUCKING STUTTER

    • @RaymondHatton-do4dp
      @RaymondHatton-do4dp 3 месяца назад +6

      @@LastGunslinger1 these lines were fire. Wait what is that smell? Please HLC, California can't take many more fire lines. Pun intended.

    • @kgot7436
      @kgot7436 3 месяца назад +3

      Grandpa Buff is my spirit animal

    • @smokescreen100
      @smokescreen100 3 месяца назад +2

      Dude, I thought I saw the video and posted a comment without remembering at all

  • @gman1868
    @gman1868 3 месяца назад +22

    Loyalty is the most valuable commodity on the planet. Nothing better than knowing your friends have your back.

  • @warriorpax5760
    @warriorpax5760 3 месяца назад +17

    Ngl, this feels so surreal seeing the o'l planes in such a high-def aspect ratio-
    But I'm 100% here for it.
    AND we get an almost 10-minute video.
    THE HABITUAL LINECROSSER IS EVOLVING, PREPARE YOUR ASSES-

  • @KingofArsenal
    @KingofArsenal 3 месяца назад +183

    A full-SCREEN VIDEO? I never thought I WOULD SEE THIS DAY! LFG!!!! The "Kid" has never looked more MAJESTIC!

  • @danielpilotti9749
    @danielpilotti9749 3 месяца назад +472

    B-2 having a laid back demeanor like that is kinda suspicious. Did they switch the hydraulic fluid to hemp oil ?

  • @SkywarpG1X
    @SkywarpG1X 3 месяца назад +164

    A F-16 just passed my house when I finished watching the video. Talk about Immersive.

    • @vincedibona4687
      @vincedibona4687 3 месяца назад +10

      “An F-16”
      You’re welcome.

    • @babecat2000
      @babecat2000 3 месяца назад +4

      He wants to check on your freedoms.

    • @firefighter1c57
      @firefighter1c57 3 месяца назад

      ​@vincedibona4687 hmmm... that seems right, and wrong at the same time. I get an before a vowel and a consonant. And I get the vowel sound, like an hour being correct. I'm just not sure that F is a vowel sound...

    • @MinnesotaCouchpotato
      @MinnesotaCouchpotato 3 месяца назад

      @@firefighter1c57 I think "an" makes sense because we pronounce the letter F as "eh-ff" so while the letter itself is a consonant, we say it starting with a vowel sound.

    • @DriveCarToBar
      @DriveCarToBar 3 месяца назад +1

      ​@@babecat2000 Uh, there's no oil here. Please continue on your original heading.

  • @ferajade8899
    @ferajade8899 3 месяца назад +8

    Dang it Grandpa Buff, your character is so authentic I feel like I’m listening to my old uncles ripping sh.t. 😂 10/10.

  • @gamersresidence6040
    @gamersresidence6040 3 месяца назад +9

    We are busy today! Holy smokes! 9 and a half minutes of blessing getting thrown out there. Loving it ❤

  • @Moonstriker2514
    @Moonstriker2514 3 месяца назад +82

    They can't touch Franklin now or he'll become a martyr

  • @navret1707
    @navret1707 3 месяца назад +41

    Grandpa Buff just told us what he would do for a Klondike bar. All I can say is “Pepperidge Farm remembers.”

    • @dustindude4995
      @dustindude4995 Месяц назад

      My first act as temporary LPO to a division in a submarine was to throw a full grocery bag on a desk and ask "what would you do for a Klondike Bar?"

  • @elitely6748
    @elitely6748 3 месяца назад +39

    New month and we've got finally got *High Quality HLC!* we've been blessed thank you HLC!

  • @Rednecknerd_rob9634
    @Rednecknerd_rob9634 3 месяца назад +2

    Never thought that one of these videos would get me teary eyed.

  • @lyndajaeger4477
    @lyndajaeger4477 3 месяца назад +2

    Well, dang, didn't expect to get all choked up, but dang it Franklin will be protected at all costs!

  • @archangeldo913
    @archangeldo913 3 месяца назад +46

    This is my favorite episode of multiple personalities ever! Great job!!

  • @x-Phoenix_.A
    @x-Phoenix_.A 3 месяца назад +9

    jesus christ the hlc lore goes hard as shit
    a full-screen 9 minute long video on franklin’s backstory was not something i expected but it’s something i very much needed

  • @TheRedFortune
    @TheRedFortune 3 месяца назад +66

    3:48 Most polite "Fuck you!~" I've ever heard

    • @adamtruong1759
      @adamtruong1759 3 месяца назад +1

      Very casual delivery I must add

  • @Kenpachi4904
    @Kenpachi4904 3 месяца назад +6

    Damn you HLC for making me care about the damned raccoon. Your content keeps getting better and better. Keep it up man.

  • @TheMalootrager
    @TheMalootrager 3 месяца назад +12

    Must protect Franklin at all COSTS

  • @oxide9679
    @oxide9679 3 месяца назад +19

    I kept expecting it to end after every banger line, but it kept going. This is glorious.

  • @CobetcknnKolowski
    @CobetcknnKolowski 3 месяца назад +63

    7:57, "I'm not Crying, You're Crying!".

  • @MetalMania613
    @MetalMania613 3 месяца назад +58

    Good job man, you finally figured out the basics. Now THE WORLD!

  • @lorddeath8125
    @lorddeath8125 3 месяца назад +1

    Now this a a treat full screen and a 9&1/2 minute video it’s beautiful

  • @reclaimatorerebus6531
    @reclaimatorerebus6531 3 месяца назад +12

    As soon as I realized this was full aspect, I plugged it into my big screen regular television, turned on the surround sound on, and got some popcorn. This is an event to celebrate!
    And to be fair, Franklin could have also randomly wandered into a Mar-a-Lago bathroom. Do you really think a racoon can tell the difference between a warehouse and a mansion?

  • @smilysht238
    @smilysht238 3 месяца назад +282

    0:33 damn kid I know that the first technically stealth aircraft was made of wood but did you have to call out Russia's outdated technology like that?

    • @oxide9679
      @oxide9679 3 месяца назад +43

      Always call out communist bullshit

    • @chrisreynolds6143
      @chrisreynolds6143 3 месяца назад

      ​@@oxide9679 the Russians prefer to call it capitalism with "Russian" characteristics. Seems like slang for mafia shitshow

    • @Foxtrot_UniformCharlieKilo
      @Foxtrot_UniformCharlieKilo 3 месяца назад +13

      ​@oxide9679 they flip flop between trying to recreate communism under the USSR (mostly Stalin) and just being another fascist state but yea

    • @benkuster1632
      @benkuster1632 3 месяца назад +1

      😂😂

    • @thebluestig2654
      @thebluestig2654 3 месяца назад +2

      Germany did it before Russia with the Horton HO229 flying wing.

  • @usmc1979034
    @usmc1979034 3 месяца назад +61

    Holy crap I saw some of the pilots in the planes. The kids pilot had blue eyes. So freaking clear. Grandpa buff dropping the truth bombs for all us that served in the military and like the commercial says. We know a thing or two because we’ve seen a thing or two.

    • @henrycarlson7514
      @henrycarlson7514 3 месяца назад +2

      So True, I Still want an updated and up graded F14 Tom Cat . 70,000 lbs of Baddassery

    • @RaymondHatton-do4dp
      @RaymondHatton-do4dp 3 месяца назад +3

      @@henrycarlson7514 with the team America song blaring as it goes by. I can hear the rage from being buzzed by this fighter now.

    • @hallowedbeyourdays
      @hallowedbeyourdays 3 месяца назад +2

      The Kid's pilot is Alex Mercer. This timeline has no Gentek, so there's no biofuckery mess to release.

    • @henrycarlson7514
      @henrycarlson7514 3 месяца назад

      @@RaymondHatton-do4dp Danger Zone ,

  • @sandrasausville9103
    @sandrasausville9103 3 месяца назад +128

    You don't see wood screws because I'm not made in Russia 😂😂.

  • @CynicallySarcasticReserves
    @CynicallySarcasticReserves 3 месяца назад +52

    Nine minutes? Well, this is definitely a full trashcan day.
    Also, for me it shows up as Number #14 on trending for _gaming_ ...for some reason? Must be the aspect ratio, I guess.

    • @ClearwaterKB
      @ClearwaterKB 3 месяца назад +3

      HLC used to do a lot of livestream gaming back in the day.

    • @vincedibona4687
      @vincedibona4687 3 месяца назад

      I was wondering why I was getting so much Minecraft shit in my feed recently…

    • @Ninjagofan26
      @Ninjagofan26 3 месяца назад

      for me is number 13

  • @spikymikie
    @spikymikie 3 месяца назад +26

    My ancient eyes are forever in your debt! I can see the book title now..."Franklin" "The story of an orphaned trash panda who found acceptance and love" , .🤣🤣🤣

    • @robertcarmosino6563
      @robertcarmosino6563 3 месяца назад

      Sure , why not .. throw in a litter Lassie, a little Rin tin tin, maybe toped off with a little Ol Yeller

  • @julianverweij1637
    @julianverweij1637 3 месяца назад +14

    This is so much better. Thanks for all the effort you put in your videos HLC!

    • @habitual_linecrosser
      @habitual_linecrosser  3 месяца назад +6

      Thank you so much I'm glad people are receiving this one so we'll. I was terrified of the response

    • @julianverweij1637
      @julianverweij1637 3 месяца назад +7

      @@habitual_linecrosser please don't be. Even if this didn't work out, I can testify for myself and probably the entire community that every single drop of effort is very greatly appreciated. Please keep doing what you're doing because you're really making our worlds a better place.

    • @cagal1066
      @cagal1066 3 месяца назад +3

      ​@@habitual_linecrossernaw dude. You put so much effort into these & they rock. Nicely done 🦝👍🏻

  • @jackmeoffer9334
    @jackmeoffer9334 3 месяца назад +98

    you better not off Franklin!!!! or we back the buff!!!! warheads on forheads

    • @aalyahensley
      @aalyahensley 3 месяца назад +13

      I wanna see your comment on a hat with grandpa buff.😂

    • @RandyEdwards-mz8xn
      @RandyEdwards-mz8xn 3 месяца назад +16

      If you touch:
      Doc
      The officer
      Our boats
      FRANK. LIN.
      IT'S NEVER A WAR CRIME THE FIRST TIME

    • @jackmeoffer9334
      @jackmeoffer9334 3 месяца назад +1

      @@aalyahensley 🤣🤣

    • @jackmeoffer9334
      @jackmeoffer9334 3 месяца назад

      @@RandyEdwards-mz8xn dam straight

    • @christownsend552
      @christownsend552 3 месяца назад +2

      Norway has their penguin
      We have Franklin !!!!
      Don't touch our Franklin!!!!

  • @curtisclayton8023
    @curtisclayton8023 3 месяца назад +5

    Was not expecting a dramatic vid with comedic overtones, but this was really good

  • @TactikewlRN
    @TactikewlRN 3 месяца назад +1

    New video: Excited. Seeing a larger image of the 15 and recognizing it's from the 125th here in Florida - Awesome! (and I couldn't wait to tell a co-worker who is a member of that wing.)

  • @DarkFlameWolf93
    @DarkFlameWolf93 3 месяца назад +35

    It's like... an analogy for growth, like as the channel grew, the video size grew, and with that the story too. Nah, just gimme the chicken nuggies

  • @omniverse7976
    @omniverse7976 3 месяца назад +33

    9 and half half minutes?! HALLELUJAH!!! ALL HAIL HLC!!!

    • @vincedibona4687
      @vincedibona4687 3 месяца назад

      Cork it, Pokeweeb.

    • @omniverse7976
      @omniverse7976 3 месяца назад +1

      @@vincedibona4687 bro why you gotta be rude?

  • @UnbrokenPromises-w8n
    @UnbrokenPromises-w8n 3 месяца назад +38

    ...I made the suggestion about the Szechuan sauce in the comments of the last video...
    Also, the Klondike Bar is on-brand. Definitely agree with Buff here.

    • @usmc1979034
      @usmc1979034 3 месяца назад +1

      @@UnbrokenPromises-w8n I mentioned who killed JFK on his twitter feed

  • @NecroBaby
    @NecroBaby 3 месяца назад

    love the full screen, love franklin's backstory, love that it was more than a couple minutes, no notes HLC keep up the good work

  • @VikingJaromier
    @VikingJaromier 3 месяца назад

    HLC, I already loved your comedic way of portraying current world events! But an episode like this, being comic relief as a filler is also bloody sodding GOLD. May your channel soar as long as Buff!!!

  • @keithrobinson7039
    @keithrobinson7039 3 месяца назад +34

    I’m so freaking dead after buff kept saying did I stutter after calling ou the government

  • @zacbrown8191
    @zacbrown8191 3 месяца назад +24

    Long form green screen in the right aspect ratio!! Let's go HLC!!

  • @kraxosOBK
    @kraxosOBK 3 месяца назад +3

    I've been watching your content for months now, and I don't know how to explain what your videos are to the uninitiated. Well done

  • @markjurkovich7814
    @markjurkovich7814 3 месяца назад

    This is the best video yet! They are all great, but this one is tops! Thanks HLC!

  • @Jeffrey-hu2gb
    @Jeffrey-hu2gb 3 месяца назад +62

    I swear if the federal government touches Franklin
    D.C will become a sea

    • @Jeff.78
      @Jeff.78 3 месяца назад +6

      Crater Lake...on the eastern half of the country.

    • @PrinceAlhorian
      @PrinceAlhorian 3 месяца назад +11

      Forget a sea, Grandpa Buff is gonna turn it into a mirror!

    • @tankythemagnorite9855
      @tankythemagnorite9855 3 месяца назад +11

      ​@@PrinceAlhorian "it's my job to factory reset countries, if you touch Franklin you're on the receiving end!

  • @justforfunsies5000
    @justforfunsies5000 3 месяца назад +7

    9 minutes and 29 seconds of HLC having a conversation with himself and even roasting himself. We need MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @commanderknight9314
    @commanderknight9314 3 месяца назад +53

    Dang, HLC is getting insulted by his own creations. Are we sure they haven't become separate personalities?

    • @xxpoisonblxx
      @xxpoisonblxx 3 месяца назад +4

      Become?

    • @chazo1367
      @chazo1367 3 месяца назад +1

      Lol what? These are just him talking to himself, the audio is just coincidence but he turns the insanity into a video and makes profit. Can't deny it works.

    • @metrostatistics9807
      @metrostatistics9807 3 месяца назад +1

      Yeah, that happened awhile ago 😅

    • @OverTheVoids
      @OverTheVoids 3 месяца назад +1

      In his last live stream, he mentioned how he sometimes seems to imagine what his skit characters would say in certain instances, and he does it sort of naturally. So yes, they have become somewhat independent of his main train of thought.

  • @jimburns5225
    @jimburns5225 3 месяца назад

    way to go we are all hanging on the franklin story and laughing our ***** off salute and thanks for your time

  • @andrewh2341
    @andrewh2341 3 месяца назад +1

    BEST VIDEO TO DATE! Literally laughed out loud like 10 time

  • @codykoon5520
    @codykoon5520 3 месяца назад +19

    This is my current favorite running series. I'd ask when the Netflix deal is coming, but they'd fuck up the writing.

    • @themooseisontheloose
      @themooseisontheloose 3 месяца назад

      Netflix does not touch the rights to this motherfucker. They'll turn Franklin into a pedophile

  • @BrettBaker-uk4te
    @BrettBaker-uk4te 3 месяца назад +43

    THIS IS CANON.

  • @kineticstar
    @kineticstar 3 месяца назад +11

    I came here for laughs but left with feels.

  • @keithcrater4716
    @keithcrater4716 3 месяца назад

    This was a good one HLC. My sides hurt from laughing so hard. Especially that MRE comment. Thanks and keep it up!

  • @Igneoused
    @Igneoused 3 месяца назад

    HLC you rock! Thank you so much for all the content you put out and everything else you do for us! This new format kicks ass!

  • @goldosprey
    @goldosprey 3 месяца назад +9

    God damn the feels. Great maturity for all especially the 22

  • @KwaggaJac
    @KwaggaJac 3 месяца назад +15

    9 MIN!!!! AWESOME!!!! Just made my day!!!

  • @aaronlopez492
    @aaronlopez492 3 месяца назад +9

    HLC I like your new full screen video and longer presentation. Thanks!!

  • @paulnelson2362
    @paulnelson2362 3 месяца назад

    That was awesome brother. I don't think you could've done any better.
    Fantastic video.
    Thank you for taking so much time and making it for us.

  • @GregoryGreg87
    @GregoryGreg87 3 месяца назад

    This was fucking amazing HLC! The plot thickens, the story has so many directions it can spin off into future content. *chef's kiss* This was the perfect way for you to turn into long(er) form content.
    And fixing the aspect ratio?!?! Somebody get this man a beer and start a slow clap!!

  • @gabrielleon9059
    @gabrielleon9059 3 месяца назад +5

    This shit was 9 MINUTES and it felt like JUST 1 HELP THIS IS TOO GOOD

  • @michaelnash4200
    @michaelnash4200 3 месяца назад +66

    I would do it for a Klondike bar 😂😂😂

    • @sethclark6593
      @sethclark6593 3 месяца назад +8

      I was waiting for this line

    • @Tydorstus
      @Tydorstus 3 месяца назад +5

      Ahh Pepperidge farms remembers

    • @reclaimatorerebus6531
      @reclaimatorerebus6531 3 месяца назад +1

      ♫What would you doo-ooo-ooo . . . ♫

  • @AppleUser
    @AppleUser 3 месяца назад +39

    I look forward to your videos. Aim High AIR FORCE!

    • @easypeasy2938
      @easypeasy2938 3 месяца назад +6

      Up in the air, junior birdmen!

    • @danielpilotti9749
      @danielpilotti9749 3 месяца назад +5

      AIR POWER !

    • @CindyJoGorman-bt9ro
      @CindyJoGorman-bt9ro 3 месяца назад +7

      " Don't tell Me, the Sky's the Limit, when there's Footprints on the Moon!"

    • @tankythemagnorite9855
      @tankythemagnorite9855 3 месяца назад +2

      ​@@CindyJoGorman-bt9rosounds like something Grandpa BUFF would say.

    • @CindyJoGorman-bt9ro
      @CindyJoGorman-bt9ro 3 месяца назад

      @@tankythemagnorite9855 I'll take that as a Compliment! ❤️❤️❤️

  • @06yarbrougha
    @06yarbrougha 3 месяца назад

    So glad to finally see the aspect ratio updated.
    Also never thought oral suction noises would ever have such an emotional resonance

  • @tagheuerwoods6241
    @tagheuerwoods6241 3 месяца назад

    Thanks for the 9+ minutes of great content ! It's been a while since I wanted to see your videos in a bigger format :)

  • @rhylin26
    @rhylin26 3 месяца назад +225

    I love how anti government Buff is!!! 🤣

    • @Del_S
      @Del_S 3 месяца назад +44

      The longer you work there in the lower to middle, the more you realise how much it sucks.
      Buff's been there for 70+ years.

    • @Joker-ny7jh
      @Joker-ny7jh 3 месяца назад +23

      @@rhylin26 Buff been here the longest, he knows shits fucked

    • @paulstork2866
      @paulstork2866 3 месяца назад +29

      @@rhylin26 Buff is that retired SNCO who became a contractor or GS that has accumulated 40+ years of government service. They can't fire him because he knows too much.

    • @roetemeteor
      @roetemeteor 3 месяца назад +17

      The longer you work for the government, you more you realize you *really* shouldn't be working for the government, but you gotta eat so...

    • @KiithnarasAshaa
      @KiithnarasAshaa 3 месяца назад +16

      He's been around long enough to see some stuff. Consider the person of average intellect, and recognize that government jobs have a lower selection pressure and higher paycheck than normal jobs. So yes, Government winds up chock-a-block with career midwits with the ability to influence others' lives and liberties who are practically untouchable unless they make really catastrophic mistakes.

  • @ghostnappa2012
    @ghostnappa2012 3 месяца назад +7

    This is awesome! Im with Grandpa Buff on this: we'll protect Franklin to the last!

  • @jedimasterdraco6950
    @jedimasterdraco6950 3 месяца назад +89

    MREs= Meals Rejected by Ethiopians.

    • @CindyJoGorman-bt9ro
      @CindyJoGorman-bt9ro 3 месяца назад +19

      Ahhh, A Fellow 80s Enlistee!❤❤❤

    • @kemarisite
      @kemarisite 3 месяца назад +9

      To be fair, Lazerpig has a video where he and a friend eat a Russian MRE they recovered during their recent Ukraine trip. That's a Meal, Rejected by Everyone. Although apparently the bacon was palatable after they finally found the chunks of meat in all the fat, and the crackers didn't make them ill.

    • @jedimasterdraco6950
      @jedimasterdraco6950 3 месяца назад +8

      @@CindyJoGorman-bt9ro Nah, got that joke from my father.

    • @CindyJoGorman-bt9ro
      @CindyJoGorman-bt9ro 3 месяца назад +10

      @@jedimasterdraco6950 send my love to your Dad and just so you know, wasn't a Joke, the First ones were Really That Bad!

    • @paulschumacher4308
      @paulschumacher4308 3 месяца назад +5

      MRE ... I still have flashback

  • @yvonnemuller9204
    @yvonnemuller9204 3 месяца назад

    Love it. A full-length mirror into the soul. Right on, HLC.

  • @paintsofwar
    @paintsofwar 3 месяца назад +1

    "I heard that!"
    "THAT'S BECAUSE I'VE SAID IT!"
    I love Buff.

  • @jakemortiki
    @jakemortiki 3 месяца назад +6

    Yaaaasss now if only you couldn't have a playlist of all the voice over videos, INCLUDING THE BOAT VIDS! from oldest to newest. Thanks HLC.

  • @Typhyr
    @Typhyr 3 месяца назад +9

    Buff saying over my dead body + Buff lives forever = Franklin stays.

  • @cemitchell6496
    @cemitchell6496 3 месяца назад +5

    HLC, don't know if you read my post on the previous vid, but you done good! REAL story arc we can all enjoy even if nobody made fun of West Taiwan ! Keep up the great writing!

  • @ghowell13
    @ghowell13 3 месяца назад

    I just watched this on 48 inches of wide screen TV with my wife and daughter.
    My 12 year old said, "FINALLY! HLC's finally figured it out!! NO MORE crowding around your phone!"
    I've never been so proud in my life. Well, maybe I have, but it was still pretty awesome😂
    Thanks for all your great content, and it was also great seeing you on the Unsubscribe podcast again a bit ago.

  • @samleeroy5638
    @samleeroy5638 3 месяца назад

    I need more of these long form videos!!! Saw you hint at them on unsub and was so happy but this stroke above my expectation.

  • @KennethLongcrier
    @KennethLongcrier 3 месяца назад +6

    HLC:
    You really need to get a picture of a Trash Panda looking directly into the camera for these conversations with Franklin.

  • @sunkiller5682
    @sunkiller5682 3 месяца назад +4

    PERFECT TIMING HLC. Just got my new 32" monitor today. If I didn't know better, I'd say you read my mind or hacked my pc and saw when it would be arriving, cause this looks great in 4k

    • @vincedibona4687
      @vincedibona4687 3 месяца назад

      Yeah, there’s no such thing as coincidence…
      🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @sunkiller5682
      @sunkiller5682 3 месяца назад

      @@vincedibona4687 my brother in Christ, it's a damn joke just like you

  • @pointman3672
    @pointman3672 3 месяца назад +14

    Idk if I should feel more happy or terrified, I can’t handle this so early 😭😂

  • @corey3447
    @corey3447 3 месяца назад +1

    I'm 6min into this video and this is my favorite HLC vid ever!!!

  • @thatdudeonyoutube33
    @thatdudeonyoutube33 3 месяца назад

    Really appreciate the closed captions you put in. Wasn't needed cause you tube already had them, but thanks

  • @ribottostudio
    @ribottostudio 3 месяца назад +17

    OMG the way i didn't even notice until buff said it 😅

  • @BugattiONE666
    @BugattiONE666 3 месяца назад +32

    Honestly, im loving this calm mysterious F-22 over the..........what ever the fuck he was before Franklin......
    Also can we get Mig-25/F-15 love/hate relation ship arc at somepoint?
    F-15; Sorry Raptor, but this old soviet warhorse is what drove me to become all i am......

    • @nibs7252
      @nibs7252 3 месяца назад +2

      Imma be real, the 25 and the 31 are the only two modern MiGs worth a damn. They are some of the very few military aircraft built by the USSR in its mid-latter years that were built with very specific and realistic goals in mind, and fulfilled them admirably.
      The MiG-25 was the USSR's 'roided out take on the ultra-fast, mass-produced, and cheap enough to be functionally disposable "local interceptor" concept. It's what the F-104 wishes it could have been, and, had Kennedy and North American not bungled the Valkyrie program into cancelation, the Foxbat would have been a very pertinent and competent aircraft. Even still, the MiG-25R (Foxbat-B and Foxbat-D) family was very effective, all things considered, and it was a fairly decent answer to the SR-71 Blackbird. In fact, looking at the sticker price, raw materials needed, and maintenance costs side-by-side, it becomes pretty damn impressive that a stainless steel Soviet bathtub was able to even come close to the (admittedly far sexier-looking) titanium UFO we produced.
      As for the Foxhound (MiG-31), it's probably the better comparison to our Eagle. Still optimized for top speed rather than pretty much anything else, but it's quite competent for a long-range interceptor, and I seem to recall that it is also apparently quite good at Wild Weasel missions. Such a shame that the cretins in mother Russia are wasting such a competent and useful bird on ASM-truck duties, especially considering that the Kinzhal (which, BTW, is not pronounced "kin-zahl"; the "zh" makes the same sound as a French "j", and the English-speaking media's pronunciation makes my native-Russian-speaker ears bleed a bit) is a unimpressive missile, at best, by every single possible metric.
      Note that I am not a Z-tard vatnik. I support Ukraine fully in this war. But I think it is both disingenuous and self-sabotaging to dismiss all ex-Soviet and Russian tech as fundamentally incompetent and useless. Yes there are far more examples of useless, overhyped systems like the Yak-38 and the Kinzhal than there are those like the MiG-31, but competency is not yet absent from the Russian roster (though it is rare and getting scarcer by the day).

    • @BugattiONE666
      @BugattiONE666 3 месяца назад +2

      @@nibs7252 Couldnt have said it better myself dude

    • @PenguinWithaGun32
      @PenguinWithaGun32 3 месяца назад

      @@nibs7252 Bruh MIG 29 Fulcrum????!!!!

    • @WWFanatic0
      @WWFanatic0 3 месяца назад

      The Kid still has his deranged bloodlust for intercepts don't you worry. Franklin has just been good at keeping him corralled. Now that he's on the run, there's no need for him to keep The Kid relaxed.