the Kid gives the smoke
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- Опубликовано: 26 окт 2024
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Your stealth? Wack. Your radars? Wack. Your weapons? Wack. Me? I'm tight as FUCK.
That's what she said.
Me? I'm stealthy as FUCK.
Is that a motherfucking Jocat Reference?
Thumbs up for the JoCrap reference.
Im happy he didn't do the vine boom sfх, вut I wouldn't have been too angry about it if he didi
That monologue by the F-22 what’s just a thing of beauty!
Towards the end, even I was scared of him, and I live in the USA 🇺🇸.
The 22 is as far as i know the only plane the US has never unleashed in an active war zone. Also far as i know, theonlyplane that is against the law to export.
Well, I'm terrified now... and I kinda like it.
Was waiting for china to back into the bushes like Homer Simpson. 😂
That's the old 22 that I missed. Not the one trying to get out of the hanger, but the one that made Uncle Sam put in the hanger in the first place so he didn't eliminate half of the country's enemies before kickoff.
"And some of the cats are possessed by a ghost with a learning disability"
That's just the standard operating mode of an orange cat waiting on its turn with the brain cell.
Can confirm, I have two gingers
This video was the last place I expected to find someone with an Aqua pfp but man am I happy to see it!
Bloody rights! 😂
Are you sure the Kid is not a Marine? I bet he loves to color stuff with Franklin.
@@michelleferguson9104 Double confirmed, two gingers of my own. Still waiting for their turn this month with the brain cell.
"When your job fails, we're not allowed to fail at ours.”
Pure gold
It’s true though, if politics and peacekeeping fails, warfighters aren’t allowed to fail as well
Had to listen to this twice because of how real it is
that roast from the kid knocked Russia from dumb to mute
love the kids and buffs new scorched earth attitude
What do you mean "new"? Have you never heard of Desert Storm?
“It’s like trying to herd cats. Except they’re all on meth” that is shirt material.
Bro, that's Los Angeles if I ever heard it.
YES! I want this on my sound board XD
@@ShadowStrike28 The problem with Los Angeles is that the catherders are also on meth.
If I don't get a shirt with a methed up cat squaring up to a buttered up Franklin with an insanely angry looking F22 in the background, ima cry.
Tbf the whole idea about a colony of cats on meth is terrifying. They are fast and strong as f*ck without any stimulants already.
"If they fuck around we probably can have it by next week" , this line broked me
It's also accurate.
@@sonofjack6286 Well, it is one way to test the technology. Tests don't need to be done in labs. And live tests do produce valuable real life experience in using the tested technology.
As an American taxpayer, it literally broke my bank account. 😅
@@anderewisp1 At least it broke my bank account for something useful instead of funding a senator's pet project.
this line is the warning but trouble is with how gutted US Manufacturing is but im keen to see War as it will teach the flogs that are very anti home country and anti own race will learn real fkn fast to fk up lol (at no point do i wish for it my family has served in various conflicts via the ANAZACs we lost blood in France Africa Bouganiville and Galipoli the Nations we bled for Spit in our Faces!) Is Serious level of People in Western Society that need to learn what the hell an actual Wartime footing is eg whats that you wanna complain out loud welcome to a newly invented (old method) of hush where you get an all expense paid Holiday to Guantanamo 2 3 or 4 and if the Muslims get Uppity (they will attack in a worlkd war situation on coiuntries home soils when everyone is tied up in teh conflict of Nations the Muslims will strike against peopels families because the list of Actual Muslims who fight for teh COuntries that they are in is Very fkn Short ion Western countries and you will find Desertion for that flavor will become real apparent in a time of actual war and will become insurgents in the countries they have inserted themselves into.
EVERY ONE COUNTRY NOT PART OF THE US AUS ALLIANCE WANTS TO SEE WESTERN SOCIETY BURN i am not pulling punches this is the level of Misinformation that has been fed to these countries while US and MultiNational Corporations have behaved Abysmally and fkked Everyone over. All NATO Nations are all seriously Compromised with the amount of Men of Fighting age of Islamic faith that have appeared as "REFUGEES" if you think they are refugees eg the people of our society then you are the problem and have a level of Naive that is immeasurably stupid. i am the DUmbest fk around yet i can connect these dots where are all of the people who are suppposed to be able to connect these dots because they are asleep at the wheel or under foreign influence. Any Western Politician that is Pro Muslim or Favors ISlam is tainted and is being threatened behind the scenes or is a Traitor to Western SOciety so Basically France Belgium CUrrent German GOvt! Basically the EU is COntrolled by Muslims and Muslims Friends!
"They meet, they talk, have good time, they disappear from radar. No. No war; they just so happy they just jump for joy and....disappear." 😂
Poland wants a piece of Russia BAD...
"LET ME SHOW YOU HOW I FEEL ABOUT BEING COMMUNIST, FUCKFACE...!!!!!
Poland is a M F HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
The Coast Guard is genuinely unhinged when it wants to be. Remember, those mad lads look at hurricanes the way most dudes look at supermodels.
And they're looking at the systems that ripped through the south the same way Cpn. Morgan looks at Tequila.
omg thats great
Coast Guard have more actions than most people think.
Coast Guard gets a shitload of action too, the way I hear it. Drug-busting against the cartels in the Gulf of Mexico is no joke.
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"and some of the cats are possessed by a ghost with a learning disability."
Never have I related to something so hard. Now to jam to a childhood classic, "Kickstart My Heart"
"We haven't figured out how to weaponize them"
"Yet"
Weaponize or sex bot wanna bet what one is first
@@hukaman88considering the cult of Musk and the yearning to own a humanoids ya they'll be trying to reenact Cherry 2000.
a 9 min clip, this is great :)
Boston dynamics did with atlas and that dog robot.....
Exactly, and that's only what they want us to know.
Wait until F-22 find out F-16 got an air intercept on a Su-34. That'll be fun.
Dude you should have said that part quietly! The kid heard you!
Oh god, it will sting.
Apparently, F-16 already had an interception about a day or two ago :)
Oh Lord, more interception with the F16!
F22 is already fed up like on meth! 🤣
It is unconfirmed as of this moment, so maybe it wasn't. I can see HLC waiting for a bit until what actually happened is made public.
“Winners don’t get tried for war crimes!” Canada… USA’s unhinged hat and wouldn’t have it any other way! 😂
_Stylish_ unhinged hat, get it right! 😁
@@TheEDFLegacy I stand corrected! 😄
Stylish frigid unhinged hat.....half the time. The frozen little Dr jekyll and my Hyde comment is very fitting.
We're nice... But don't send us to war... Lol
How da fuq did we go from Canada, the most chill country on Earth to Canada the War Crimeinator in a span of like 5 years?!
Jesus HLC, you went fuckin hard tonight. Much love from Sarasota. The power's already back on. "Our emergency services don't suck" hit home brother.
Nice to see a fellow Floridian, glad you're safe!
GOD DAMM! I actually got chills when the Kid gave is speech 😲
The silence after the kid’s rant was pure gold.
Kinda like his gold bars!
Russia: How do you think they'll hold up against sea mines?
Iran: [nervous chuckling] You...um...you might want to reconsider that.
Wait , What the story ?
@@namanhnguyenhoang2695 Operation Preying Mantis.
@@namanhnguyenhoang2695 Check Operation Praying Mantis i think
@namanhnguyenhoang2695 look up The Fat Electrician- Operation Preying Mantis
@@namanhnguyenhoang2695 Operation Preying Mantis
“The only thing I’m gunna run out of is patience and ammunition” goes unfathomably HARD
Impossible to run out if ammo, we have been blessed with an unending supply
@@bigbadwolfy1164 It's possible for the PLANE to run out. He'll have to land to get more.
This needs to be a shirt 😂
@@Devin_Stromgren NEVER!
@@thomasdowns777 Just don't wear it to school or concerts
"He threatens nukes one more time, i get a free coffee." That sounds like a bad business strategy
I have never loved the kid and buff more than I do now. That monologue was 🤌🏻.
And that's what the F-22 can do VERBALLY.
Just wait when he finally gets some true action
and unlike Russia, the US says less that can do
Now that's what I call a vicious mockery. Damn
@@adamschank7703 20d6 psychic damage
"You can buy everything else, and you fucking have!". Poland, its been a pleasure doing business with you
gotta love little european texas
@@Erik_Ice_Fang can our government in the UK grow some balls and do the same?? Probably not 😑😑🇬🇧🇬🇧
@@csvickers151 well, you guys have pretty well established military industry. A lot smaller than it used to be, but you can still do stuff in house. The Polish are having to build up from behind
@@yomogami4561 That akward moment half a milion US troops show up for WW3 only to find out they get stationed in the new Polish Caucasus region.
@@JCGverPutin’s pal Trump thinks it will be WWII. 🤣
Honestly, kid let him off easy. He could have gone on.
"Your logistics, trash. Your armor, trash. Your pilots, trash. Your military industrial complex, dumpster fire-"
(5 minutes later)
"-your jet fuel, trash. Your rangefinders, trash. And your helmets are unironic, because anyone willingly joining your military must ride the short-"
"KID!"
A10: "No No, let him keep talking, this is GETTING GOOOD!!!!"
Buff: "Yeah uncle Sam, its not like the special ed Ruskies can even comprehend roasting"
To be fair, though, their tanks make for great fireworks!
Nah, Russian equipment aren't that bad. As long as it's not use by Russian.
I was told that I must hate to say it, but it's true.
And as a Russian I wonder how our country became such, though we have Germany as an example of a country with bad governance, which became quite good one when bad governance has left.🤔
I love each plane is a psychopath in their own special way. Like Warthog talking about taking out a line of Russian armor and The Kid blew it off like, "Whatever, im talking to my raccoon."
The Kid giving a Stone Cold speech was fuckin awesome! "The Kid 3:16"
.....if that's what the Kid's got, I'm terrified about what Buff has in his back pocket
peppermints and nukes
That why he is the Grandpa, they got his mad genes. Buff has been seeding the Airforce with his offspring ready for the day.
@@zonicayand he just gave away his last mint.
The Geneva convention covered in tally marks.
The capacity to make topographical map makers cry.
Used to need a pissed-off battleship to do that.
"Geographic brainfreeze" needs to be on a shirt.
Oh yeahhhh, shirt number 6 here we go🤣🤣🤣
Now now, the Slurrpie Capital Of The World is in a city that has harsh winters by Canadian standards.
Like, seriously, I have literally talked to Siberians who wanted to go back home because the winters here are too harsh!
I’d buy that shirt…..
This had me screaming into my pillow so I didn't wake up the neighbors!
@raymondcroteau winters, harsh. The people? Warcriminals. I'd say that's appropriate, halol!
" . . . no war will break out. They just disappear off radar. They are so happy they jump with joy and they disappear!"
Poland for the win.
"they jump for joy, upside down, accidentally slamming into the ground and disappear. Forever."
"...your newest sub is sitting at the bottom of the Yangtze river right now." Such a savage burn that evaporated all the water the sub took on and still had heat to recycle it back into forks and spoons.
"I am destruction incarnate" gave me... you know, happy down there.
This needs to be a shirt 😂
FREEDOM BONER!
@@scotcoon1186 YES!!!
Ah, the return of the WHY Boner....
*With a VENGEANCE*
Ha! Raptor roasted hard, held Russia over his afterburners to get him nice and crispy.
The kid really dropped the "His hair, wack! His gear, wack!"
5:07 I'm sorry but IS THIS A PUERTO RICO MENTION?!??!? 🇵🇷 🇵🇷 🇵🇷
The kid dropping straight bars. Eminem been real quiet since this dropped.
The Kid being an absolute SAVAGE more of that please
Franklin is that one guy who knows EVERYONE
He knows a guy who knows a guy. 😂
F22: "i give you the gold, you let me out"
USA: "we don't negotiate with terrorists"
Meanwhile, the Biden administration is actively negotiating with Hamas and Iran as well as ANTIFA and BLM.
It's like being backwardly acknowledged as the most badass thing on the battlefield, once you think about it....
I legit had to pause the video for like 5 minutes just so I could finish laughing and wipe the tears away. That diatribe from the kid was so epically hilarious 😂😂😂
The kid needs to do a full cover, his singing is pure beauty
The kid's Kick Start parody is awesome LOL
...and this is why we can't sell the kid to ANYONE!
They just don't make hangar locks big enough in foreign countries.
@@samuelzuleger5134or strong enough
@@samuelzuleger5134 No. He'd beat a hangar lock with another hangar lock. Literally nobody could keep him indoors.
"Your mom's so easy a caveman could do her."
I lost it!!! LOL
HLC you should’ve seen the kid at SF Fleet Week’s air show. He was dancing through the air, floating like a leaf, and swimming like a dolphin at Sea World.
Gosh darn thing of beauty.
Think I even saw one of Franklin’s relatives cheering him on.
The American Military Industrial Complex in one sentence: "New gear ready by next year! Or if they f- around, next week."
I am so unbelievably proud of the kid and his sudden disrespect level upgrade
8:15 "Its like herding cats, but all the cats are on meth." oh god that one really cracked me up, thanks HLC.
Tight tight tight!
Franklin, Moo Deng, whatever man, just keep bringing us more of that!
Love the breaking bad shout out
"Finish him! Go for his mom!" Damn I love the buff. 😂😂😂
Franklin is so well traveled and cultured, he even went to a broncos game last week
Moo Deng has taught the kid to become ungovernable. It's beautiful.
Buff is so damn accurate all the time, because he’s seen a thing or two before most of us were even born.
More like a thing or six!
“possessed with a ghost that has a learning disability” omg I haven’t cackled that hard since your last video. XD
0:45 IDK...the Samuel B Roberts frigate held up pretty good thanks to the crew.
Iran's navy, not so much.
@@tgreythorne45 Which is why perhaps it could be taken out of retirement & anchored just outside Iranian waters as a taunt. "Try it. Make my day. Remember what happened last time?"
I was part of her crew in 1998-1999. FFG-58. Took a mine hit in the '80s, got repaired, sent back to sea for years.
Look at Buff being an eco warrior. Buff trying to make more coral reefs. Love it!
Love Poland always trying to get the Kid to come over
We'll take good care of him. We promise ❤
2:05 if anyone believes those were autonomous robots I have some beach front property to sell you in Arizona.
Excellent reference to a great country song
It's hard to take the threat of Russian, Chinese, or Iranian 'naval power' seriously when they spell 'ship' with a 't' on the end.
@@peekaboopeekaboo1165 bot, and it was spelling shit, not ship, do better
@@danielhall6578
I'm a China-friendly Sinophile that's against Zionism, Islamism, NeoCons and NeoLibs.
@@peekaboopeekaboo1165 Tiananmen Square bye bye comrade bot.
Look everyone! 2 bots in an argument about who's a bot. They even have a first name, last name followed by a number for a username. Oh lawd
@@RAWDEAL064 the fuck you on about
As Usual Buff dropping bombs! TRUTH BOMBS!
2:30 Vote yes on proposition infinity the legalization of robosexuality
Kid does not even to fire a single shot to leave everyone shell shocked besides grandpa!
6:23 for a second there, i thought the kid was gonna say your waifu is trash.
That’s a good joke. Russia having waifus
@@Yellowpikachu1 no no, Russia IS the waifu. And they are trash.
Thank you for the closed captions thank you so so much
And to the family that lost someone in the mine I am truly sorry for your lose
Costco is selling gold because of what's coming
Grandpa Buff and the kid is a dangerous combination.
6:15 "and if you were a donut, not even homer simpson would want you." add it in
42d6 vicious mockery damage
0:05 you had every opportunity to say "wessle" like Chekov from Star Trek
That would have been epic.
Do Russians even pronounce Vessel like that? I have always been wondering that for years.
@@michaelbenjmitchell1 No clue, but I always thought it was a funny part of the movies
"Nuke-leee-ar...*wessles*"
@@michaelbenjmitchell1 Probably like the US, different parts of the country have different accents.
3:18 *_SCOTLAND FOREVER!!!!! 🏴🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥_*
Thanks Sean Connery.
The crossover between accuracy and hilarity is perfect every time.
Thanks for the video I didn't think you could make kickstart my heart any cooler then f22 came along and proved me wrong.
The silence after the Kid's speech. 🤣🤣
Buff made the kid scarier and I love him for it
You let the kid out of the hanger again! I saw him yesterday at SF Fleet Week, he sure put on a show!
Oh hell yeah! I saw a demo a couple weeks ago in Miramar. That thing is insane, like it doesn’t obey the laws of physics, and the sound of its engines spooling up is terrifying!
Puerto Rico has its own National Guard and Air National Guard units. 156th Wing is their Air National Guard unit. No need to sell them F-22's, they answer to the USAF, they just need to ask for some.
Ah BUFF doing BUFF things... not even leaving ashes to remind people of the carnage he wrought.
6:25 was half expecting poland to join in and say “ILL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK.”
If I don't get a shirt with a methed up cat squaring up to a buttered up Franklin with an insanely angry looking F22 in the background, ima cry.
Insanely Angry or Sadistically Eager?
@@135Fenrir yes
Growing up as the son of an Air Force fighter pilot, squadron commander, ops group commander, numbered AF vice commander and on and on I have gotten some awesome experiences in my life. Having called VA home for 20 years until I retired and moved out here to TX I got to see the Raptors flying out of Langley all the time. But by far and away the single coolest and most ridiculously awesome thing I ever got to do was take a ride in the back seat of one of the T-38s at Langley playing red air for the Raptors. Needless to say years after that experience I get to finally see The Kid state some absolute facts. Now hurry up and get back out here for another visit to Boerne lol.
You didn't serve back in the early 90's by any chance?
@@michaelbenjmitchell1 I didn't, my Dad was still on active duty until 2001 though.
He was the 511th TFS Squadron Commander from 89-91 then at Army War College from 91-92, support group commander at Kunsan from 92-93, Ops Group Commander at Osan from 93-95.
Shoulda seen the Comanches flying over Ft. Hood. Shure missed out.
@@patchogskywolf4827 That would have been a trip for sure
The F22 rant had me in tears!!! Bravo 👏
I dont get how, but videos keep getting better❤ Salutations from Brazil.
LOVE how Buff is taking The Kid under his "wing" showing him how to posture the right way!! LOVE IT!
Kickstart my heart will never not be the best to blast going down the highway.
I'm surprised that the AF and Lockheed Martin haven't picked up on the opportunity for a rockin video yet. MC might even be game to perform it if they approve of the script.
You can feel the speeding tickets entering your body whenever this is playing on the highway
Ive pretended to be a bar of soap and give them all the slip
Hahahaha ❤
Thank you for giving us the kid’s smoke in wide screen. It just felt so right.
I nearly choked drinking soda while watching this video. Have to say this was one of the best ones yet. And here's an idea The Mach 3 Bumblebee for a shirt
Bro just send the boy scouts. They'd get more badges than a north korean general
*racks shotgun and fixes eagle scout medal* finally, i thought someone would never ask.
@@micahh9351 Forget the shotgun, bring out the Bow and Arrows and the Atlatl. It would still be a one-sided fight but at least we'd be fighting with weapons from the same era.
@EnderMalcolm rooooger that! How many pounds u think? Would a 3 pounder recurve be a bit too much?
@@micahh9351 Get one of those Nerf Blaster bows XD, oooo, and those spring-loaded plane launchers!
@@EnderMalcolm There's also the Nerf Gjallerhorn and the Nerf Ace of Spades, both from Destiny.
5 movies and baout 1000 books. look man keeps humanoid robots the fuck out of the military.
And a TV series. Did you guys forget about BattleStar Galactica the newer one not the original 1978 one?
To the war machine, those were inspirational stories
The robot dogs have machine guns and flame throwers already.
I can hear the hammer on metal beats to the Terminator theme song already.....
@@michaelbenjmitchell1 Hmm, sexy toasters. Very sexy, smoking hot, they can cinder my bread all they want. Which model is your favorite, 3, 6 or 8?
I'm so glad your starting to make your videos a bit longer. They are way to funny and I need more. 10+ min videos of this stuff is gold
The Kids monologue a thing of pure beauty i even had a tear BRAVO BRAVO 🥲
This channel is the absolute best! Thank you so very much for sharing your content with us!
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HLC, when Buff goes on a rant, have "When johnny comes marching home" in the background. Us old geezers over 60 will get a big kick out of that!
And us cultured young geezers under 50! ...RIP Lieutenant Zogg, we had no idea of the career you would go on to have.
"Hey Ray Ray, hows the testing going on that torpedo that hunts down sea mines?"
"Pretty good, it can still find it's target in all kinds of conditions."
"When do you think we'll have her online?"
"I'd give it a year or so, but if they fuck around, we could probably have it by next week."
Ah yes, the power of someone merely fucking around, is enough to make a torpedo be finished in a week, rather than a year.
I mean, we built a bunker buster in about a month from used artillery barrels just because Iraq wanted some smoke.
Fast-tracking a project because war got declared and it'll help you make a lot of money in said war makes plenty of sense to me
It's about Red-Tape
@@JaxMerrick also another vid from our favorite military history teacher
Live testing
One of your absolute best! Thank you. You are one of my greatest depression breakers on any given bad day.
This is just a general comment. I CANNOT get enough of These videos. You make Me laugh out loud Everytime!
Thank You for what You do
So much smoke was give even the usa got scared at what they made best laughter i had today ty n keep it up
that rendition of kickstarting my heart was beautiful
The Kid coming in hot with the burn. Notice how Russia was finally quiet... they don't want the smoke
With roasts like that, the Kid doesn't even need an intercept to turn the enemy into a crispy pile 😂
Oh that was fire!! Buff is rubbinh off on the Kid! Awesome stuff
Loving the longer episodes man, absolutely hilarious
"BUFF made him WORSE?!"
Nah, he just activated the Fundium Raptor.