Bill Burr - Attic Farts

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  • Опубликовано: 3 окт 2024
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  • @blacksabbath1022
    @blacksabbath1022 8 лет назад +294

    I'd love to be Bills closest neighbor
    "He's screaming again."

    • @thefareplayer2254
      @thefareplayer2254 6 лет назад +2

      Black Sabbath Generals gathered in their masses...

    • @hellocar123
      @hellocar123 20 дней назад +1

      he lives up in those hills in california i dont think the neighbors can hear each other and the neighbors are all far

  • @kjohnson8901
    @kjohnson8901 9 лет назад +418

    loved the yelling intro

    • @Lukasbimba93
      @Lukasbimba93 9 лет назад +7

      +Yenneth Ianson Too funny! Just checking in on ya!! Stick it in ya moms box over there!

    • @JoshuaBarnes2298
      @JoshuaBarnes2298 7 лет назад +11

      nigga sounded like goku

    • @kevinjohnson7300
      @kevinjohnson7300 5 лет назад +5

      AhhhhhhaahhhhAAAHHHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
      Hello my fellow Johnson

    • @seanmatthewking
      @seanmatthewking 4 года назад

      Kyle Snyder I loved it lol

    • @lupe115
      @lupe115 4 года назад

      ☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠

  • @Redwulf2778
    @Redwulf2778 7 лет назад +183

    I don't think Bill can top that epic intro.

    • @Caaarrl94
      @Caaarrl94 7 лет назад +5

      he just topped it. hahahahahah best one ever

    • @Redwulf2778
      @Redwulf2778 7 лет назад +4

      After listening to last Thursdays podcast, you're right. He did. 😂😂😂

  • @TheSlammurai
    @TheSlammurai 8 лет назад +49

    "If he wasn't on the front-fucking-lines with a flamethrower, fuck him." LMAO

  • @753rohit
    @753rohit 7 лет назад +70

    "Is that what Jesus teaches you? Fart 3 times on a 50 min flight"

  • @Bruceybaby2009
    @Bruceybaby2009 6 лет назад +10

    "You wanna fuckin play old man!? YOU WANNA DANCE!?!?" LOL

  • @lucidstargirl
    @lucidstargirl 8 лет назад +32

    "now it's in you, it's in you, it's in your bloodstream" ahahahahahahaha

  • @erikawarren171
    @erikawarren171 7 лет назад +98

    Hey, it's Bill Burr and AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA(*voice crack*)AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH-- what's going on?

    • @jeffmiller3499
      @jeffmiller3499 10 месяцев назад +1

      Like the intro to f is for family

  • @bowilliam3865
    @bowilliam3865 8 лет назад +62

    that intro killed me. "ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy" lmfao

  • @wickedliquid1177
    @wickedliquid1177 7 лет назад +38

    It was just moth balls ,old toys, greatest generation fart..!!

  • @PaladinDusty
    @PaladinDusty 6 лет назад +32

    YOU WANNA DANCE, OLD MAN!?

  • @Schuylock
    @Schuylock 9 лет назад +9

    That scream in the intro slayed me!

  • @PhantomFilmAustralia
    @PhantomFilmAustralia 3 года назад +6

    This was one of the best Bill Burr segments EVAH!!! 😂👍

  • @inuysha360
    @inuysha360 9 лет назад +28

    oh god the screaming at the beginning hahaha

  • @dgrl9842
    @dgrl9842 6 лет назад +10

    Omg...I laughed way too hard when u said the fart smelled like an attic & old toys😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @musicsaves97
      @musicsaves97 3 года назад

      I was just dying laughing from this one. He forgot to mention the plethora of cobwebs! LOL

  • @patrickcorbett5351
    @patrickcorbett5351 5 лет назад +12

    Listening to this while doing overhead tricep extensions almost dropped the 45 pound weight when he said “turning the other cheek, no pun intended” that made me laugh so hard

  • @Vaporvice84
    @Vaporvice84 9 лет назад +9

    @5:18 "He was sitting there not reacting to shit." No pun intended, BEFORE the 'turn the other cheek' no pun intended lol.

  • @hysteria347
    @hysteria347 9 лет назад +59

    Korean Conflict farts lmao

  • @evanream6878
    @evanream6878 8 лет назад +16

    that intro scared the shit out of my cat lmao

  • @youtubasoarus
    @youtubasoarus 9 лет назад +19

    I was dying listening to this lol. Fuck sakes I almost choked.

  • @Bruceybaby2009
    @Bruceybaby2009 6 лет назад +2

    "Hard boiled eggs in a fuckin outhouse" I'm dying!!

  • @kushforthought-8749
    @kushforthought-8749 5 лет назад +7

    1:54 MMPC that Smashing Pumpkins reference was funny as hell 😂

  • @allo_es_me_sam
    @allo_es_me_sam 5 лет назад +9

    0:11 when you hear a Stuka comin at you.

    • @maxd2215
      @maxd2215 3 года назад +1

      Haha exactly. Blitz Bill incoming, air raid siren goes off.

  • @blackdynamite5016
    @blackdynamite5016 4 года назад +5

    I lose my shit everytime he yells away from the mic😂😂

  • @Vaporvice84
    @Vaporvice84 9 лет назад +7

    Bill, please open all Thursday podcasts like that.

  • @Kwendtster
    @Kwendtster 9 лет назад +26

    Reminds me of a flight from DC to Chicago, this guy in front of me was just ripping wicked ass the whole time, and keeps getting coffee to fuel the fire! Stop drinking the fucking coffee!!

    • @nubschoolbuslol
      @nubschoolbuslol 9 лет назад +2

      +Kwendtster hahahahahahahaa

    • @Dunning.Kruger
      @Dunning.Kruger 9 лет назад +1

      +Kwendtster But how do you know it was him ? Maybe the cushion was permeated from the last guy... and when he moved it came out. Just a theory.

    • @Kwendtster
      @Kwendtster 9 лет назад +2

      Dunning Kruger
      Well just because it was happening every 10 minutes lol. And it came from the front direction. I'm sure you've smelt a nasty fart before and can locate its direction.

    • @Dunning.Kruger
      @Dunning.Kruger 9 лет назад +1

      +Kwendtster Well... some farts can be tricky. Currently I"m on a Soylent diet. Pure nutrition to the max. My farts are horrendous. My relationship has been on the rocks because of my ass.

    • @Viccatrix
      @Viccatrix 8 лет назад +1

      Should smack the coffee out his hands

  • @zjiffyzxxx5208
    @zjiffyzxxx5208 4 года назад +4

    “Idgaf if he fought in world war 2”😂😂😂

  • @charissa7052
    @charissa7052 4 года назад +1

    Ahahahaha That intro, though 🤣

  • @HooverBeast
    @HooverBeast 8 лет назад +9

    laughing my fucking ass off, oh my gob my abs are slightly hurting, its been a while since thats happened

  • @robertknoll3544
    @robertknoll3544 3 года назад +1

    "Hard boiled eggs in an outhouse" Jesus fuck my face hurts.

  • @jennidoughty9460
    @jennidoughty9460 5 лет назад +5

    Omg, had to pause this, laughing so fucken hard! Bill ur the greatest!

  • @rbriales
    @rbriales 8 лет назад +5

    hard boiled eggs in a out house lmaoooooooooooooo

  • @vaibhavbijapur6037
    @vaibhavbijapur6037 6 лет назад +1

    "fart at fucking sea level" 😂😂😂

  • @hashbrownroger4954
    @hashbrownroger4954 4 года назад +1

    Love the intro 🤞🏾🙏🏾😭

  • @ilovejdmlawl
    @ilovejdmlawl 8 лет назад +6

    90% sure that old man was Mr. James Norton in disguise just ripping gassers.

  • @lesterfreeman3713
    @lesterfreeman3713 8 лет назад +6

    This was the best clip ever, cherry on top was the (Cammando) Arnold impression.

  • @eLiFILMSinc
    @eLiFILMSinc 5 лет назад +3

    "And now....IT'S IN YOU!!"

  • @josephblanchard6248
    @josephblanchard6248 5 лет назад +4

    Intro sounded like an actual air-horn/siren for a second tbh.

  • @1kaskas
    @1kaskas 7 месяцев назад

    "Stick it up your mom's box over there podcast" 😂😂

  • @djtone66
    @djtone66 6 лет назад +3

    0:08
    My favorite part!!

  • @ryanm1975
    @ryanm1975 6 лет назад +1

    Enjoyed the candid "I might be off here. "

  • @RobertMichael
    @RobertMichael 2 года назад

    This segment had me crying laughing. Start to finish the intro, the screaming. 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Zach-Fetters
    @Zach-Fetters 7 лет назад +2

    Can you imagine being his neighbor and hearing when he yells and shit hahahs

  • @connorpringle1882
    @connorpringle1882 9 лет назад +7

    That intro dude xD

  • @tubafats100
    @tubafats100 5 лет назад +5

    Turn the other cheek😂😂

  • @frankcarver8912
    @frankcarver8912 3 года назад +1

    1:52 EVERYTHING WE SUSPECTED IS TRUE

  • @ebzzzz1
    @ebzzzz1 9 лет назад

    The Brilliance of Bill Burr !!

  • @jc.1191
    @jc.1191 3 года назад +1

    Geez this dude's got a temper 🤣

  • @nrdpc5975
    @nrdpc5975 6 лет назад +1

    The air-raid siren intro was gold.

  • @davidalexander9240
    @davidalexander9240 4 года назад

    What the Hell Bill everytime I thought you were gonna stop screaming you kept going and I love it 😂

  • @thompson223
    @thompson223 5 лет назад +3

    This is perfection 😂😂😂 farting at sea level

  • @k4ir0s
    @k4ir0s 4 года назад

    I love Bill so much. Cheers me up

  • @turokdinosaurfukr
    @turokdinosaurfukr 9 лет назад +11

    That was "Commando" not "Raw Deal", and Lake Superior never gives up her dead, not Lake Michigan.

  • @derekfitzgerald4322
    @derekfitzgerald4322 2 года назад

    Haha he yelled for so long at the beginning that he forgot what the line was

  • @jasonomnia9295
    @jasonomnia9295 3 года назад

    clicking on this video
    hears a t-rex waking up in the morning

  • @ElFourTwoZ3r0
    @ElFourTwoZ3r0 8 лет назад +3

    best intro

  • @FeasableOption
    @FeasableOption 9 лет назад +5

    Best intros in the biz

  • @Martiizzer
    @Martiizzer 4 года назад

    ''Dont interrupt my friend, his dead thiiireeed'' hahahahahahahah

  • @noodles41
    @noodles41 8 лет назад +11

    that was Commando bill, not Raw Deal

  • @edwardbrito3332
    @edwardbrito3332 9 лет назад +4

    7:40 Talking about a show case that was poorly run and the guy in charge gave him shit... awesome. Your right man... some people are too egotistical I can imagine in your business the regular work bs gets amplified.

  • @RequiemForABuckeye
    @RequiemForABuckeye 6 лет назад

    Bill is the best

  • @FruitFlyKilla
    @FruitFlyKilla 4 года назад +1

    Commando, Bill. Commando.

  • @dillonx11
    @dillonx11 6 лет назад +1

    These rants would make for good F is for family episodes, can’t you all just see frank Murphy going off

  • @robt400
    @robt400 9 лет назад +14

    now this is fart comedy

  • @rebecam.8397
    @rebecam.8397 6 лет назад +1

    1:54 lmao bill singing a billy song

  • @jakeballou5147
    @jakeballou5147 4 года назад

    Bill sounded like he randomly detected a ballistic threat incoming on his base of operations

  • @BloodGodAlucard
    @BloodGodAlucard 5 лет назад +3

    This shit has me dying laughing. XD XD XD

  • @keatvanlowe2775
    @keatvanlowe2775 5 лет назад +1

    "You wanna dance!!"

  • @jamesfarmer1292
    @jamesfarmer1292 4 года назад +1

    that scream sounded like a tornado/ air raid siren lol wtf

  • @SpiderEternal
    @SpiderEternal 9 лет назад

    Totally relevant, listening to this at the airport.

  • @die.3695
    @die.3695 5 лет назад

    0:09 the purge has officially begun

  • @TheCarcasscarver
    @TheCarcasscarver 7 лет назад +11

    "Korean Conflict Farts"

  • @thedude8254
    @thedude8254 6 лет назад +1

    Yeah bill you’ll take those farts and you’ll like it

  • @todo8328
    @todo8328 2 года назад

    Awwww, old people don’t have the rectal strength to hold it anymore

  • @InnocentAbyssinianCat-eb7ge
    @InnocentAbyssinianCat-eb7ge 6 месяцев назад

    Sounds like Bill felt like he was about to recycle ♻️ what he just smelled

  • @slantyrock
    @slantyrock 8 лет назад

    "This fuckin' guys Korean conflict farts"

  • @mr_blue8208
    @mr_blue8208 4 года назад

    “I love djizzas what do I know,
    f*cking farting there you go.” 👌🏻

  • @ironphoenix5145
    @ironphoenix5145 4 года назад

    Bill has so many funny airplane stories.

  • @derekfitzgerald4322
    @derekfitzgerald4322 2 года назад

    The greatest generation doesn't apologize for shit bill, literally

  • @Starwheel6
    @Starwheel6 9 лет назад +1

    Thought I saw you @ Mets/Dodgers game sitting next to Bill Mahr.
    Larry King was in first row. Go Mets or Cubs! (Red Sox fan from MA)

  • @ILikeSynthMusicALot
    @ILikeSynthMusicALot 6 лет назад

    greatest intro of all time

  • @tetdgjk
    @tetdgjk 8 лет назад +6

    I had the Stella farts one morning after a dirty night on the devil sweat. I was in a store and I dropped the bomb right next to my pregnant girlfriend. I walked off liked a terrorist leaving a suitcase bomb. Just as my girlfriend realises she's right in the middle of ground zero a black woman walks past, sniffs the air, almost throws up and gives my Mrs the dirtiest look you can imagine. XD Best fart I ever did.

  • @JUSTICE-hl1sv
    @JUSTICE-hl1sv 7 лет назад

    Turning the other cheek 🤣

  • @chrisradnedge74
    @chrisradnedge74 4 года назад

    Bahaha. Great detective work Bill. def was him. This is a rant of Biblical proportions

  • @chandyboi2976
    @chandyboi2976 5 лет назад

    Bill *Turnin the other cheek* burr

  • @nickdaniels133
    @nickdaniels133 9 лет назад

    Congrats on 30k subs

  • @dereklewis7981
    @dereklewis7981 5 лет назад +1

    Come to florida

  • @cloutedseph
    @cloutedseph 3 года назад

    Bill goes ssj

  • @Breaker197
    @Breaker197 4 года назад +1

    Nobody can rant about geezer farts like BB

  • @bigbroxton
    @bigbroxton 4 года назад

    best intro

  • @hjojo1
    @hjojo1 4 года назад

    Nia stepped on his toes, that's why he screamed there

  • @Gaybraham.Lincoln
    @Gaybraham.Lincoln 3 года назад

    For some reason I always picture bill being the devil and complaining about humans hahaha

  • @Dunning.Kruger
    @Dunning.Kruger 9 лет назад +5

    Google " Soylent farts"

  • @michaelappel9725
    @michaelappel9725 2 года назад

    That was Commando when Schwarzenegger bent over to tie his shoe and then elbowed the guy in the face

  • @dzenx9861
    @dzenx9861 5 лет назад

    It’s in you and you blood Hahahah

  • @Coconutscott
    @Coconutscott 8 лет назад +2

    Great idea, come back with a counter-fart

  • @PoisonousPen
    @PoisonousPen 5 лет назад

    This was really hard to work out to 😂😂😂

  • @lokithecat2712
    @lokithecat2712 3 года назад

    I know people who will start a fight over a fart

  • @nrdpc5975
    @nrdpc5975 7 лет назад

    Lol fucking Bill Burr fire truck siren

  • @chrisp2481
    @chrisp2481 6 лет назад +1

    attic farts starts at 4:00