That sword in the stone picture though! Thinking back on that movie is a total trip haha. Seems like a dream.. Back when disney was absolutely insane =P
"Also known as Nyarlathotep, the crawling chaos, the being of a thousand faces...but, most of my associates and patients call me Bill." This casts Gravity Falls in a very different light.
i dont think it would be good as a souls style game. maybe a open world, innsmoth and arkham sanatarium, from a first person view. that way, it keeps to the videos, cause we never see who we are supposed to be. sorta like doshonored, but more open
It took me a while after following ER to realize that the reason he uses Lovecraftian mythos so much is because he uses ASMR to stand for "Arkham Sanitarium Mental Rehabilitation" instead of autonomous sensory meridian response
TDragonus As someone who has been watching Uncle E for a while, this is a fairly recent addition to the lore. Glad to see you guys picking up on small details like this though :)
Both are true. The facility is the Arkham sanitarium for mental rehabilitation. and the relaxation method is the arkham sanitatium methods of relaxation.
Out of all of the hand motions you do, the 'sewing' one is the one that gives me the most tingles, for whatever reason. Thanks for the vid, Professor, always a pleasure.
IKR? REALLY set the mood for this vid, had me legit creeped out the first time I watched this one. Not a lot of people down here in the comments section appreciate the significance of the reveal though... :P
Wanted to study. But first put on some ASMR, came across this video. Fell asleep behind my pc, hour later woke up, moved to my couch and spelt for another hour orso. Magic. Wasnt even tired.
Uncle E, I just wanted to state my gratitude for you wonderful videos. I truly enjoy your unique and creative humor, you never fail to deliver a smile to my face, and you certainly never fail to put my mind at ease and help me fall asleep. What a great service you provide to so many people and for FREE! Thank you for just being you.
It was one year ago today (15 minutes ago to be exact) that I first started watching your videos. I know because I asked my now girlfriend of a year out a few minutes into watching!
You really should write a book with all your characters in it with a plot twist! I think people would like to see how you really see your world and every place the characters has in it. Just a book with no ASMR reference in it, just your creativity with an awesome story including your many characters!
I really love how creative and amazing your asmr videos are, you put so much effort and detail into every single one of them to bring a unique experience, thank you for the awesome videos! :D
Your videos are always so wonderfully creative and artistic :) I love all your different characters and the effort you put into each one. Keep up the good work!
Rate this in your top five vids for me. Cannot pin point what makes it so successful at helping me sleep, but I believe it is the slow speach pattern. Great vid. I think this one will get above 250k views easy.
What rift needs to do now is create some lore linking the sensation of asmr in the audience and what the old ones desire, i.e the sensation produces power for them or helps in opening rifts, this would also help to create a grander subtext for these sort of videos and would make the "personal attention" more sinister, just a thought anyway.
S̶u̶b̶t̶l̶e̶ ̶I̶n̶s̶a̶n̶i̶t̶y̶ Aww I could definitely see that too, the only thing I would ask then is how the de-stressing activities of the clemmons and others feeds in to that, are they not simply pawns and instead part of some resistance? Maybe asmr is a resource capable of combating the Eldritch beings. Too corny? I suppose if you want to keep it simple asmr could just be the side affect of stress harvest.
00:03:30 Questionnaire / Updating your file 00:08:15 Initial brief hearing test 00:09:23 Hand movements 00:14:15 Cthulhu Blocks with R'lyehian 00:20:03 Football & AS football team discussion 00:24:56 SCP Mug & discussion 00:30:40 Peculiar Plastic Pouch 00:40:30 Box of matches 00:45:10 Flickering candle flame 00:50:49 Cutting mat 00:54:32 Tissue package & fade-out with keyboard sounds
I have been watching this channel and many other ASMR channels for about a year now. And I wish I could experience ASMR, I have no idea what it would feel like
I think I've said it before, but I'll say it again; You truly are an artist. I respect and appreciate your uncompromising creativity. You offer more than just an ASMR experience. I hope that you have many outlets for the obvious talents which you posses
Y'all acting surprised when he's like "Yo, I'm a Cthulu demon" when he's said this like 5 times before. Maybe ya fell asleep before you got to that part.
The voices.. What do they mean, why do they always follow me. Deeply into mine own constraint, daunting and taunting, they fought me. Only ignorance, isn't comforting this way. Someone help me, for surely i will fall asleep.
This is the only video I can find where someone mimes the threading of a sewing needle as a hand movement, which is unfortunate as it’s one of the most relaxing things known to me regarding the world of ASMR
Could you do a video with just the Cthulhu blocks and the R'lyehian? I keep coming back to that section and am out like a light before the next trigger. Soooooo good.
The fact this is one hour exactly bothers me for unknown reasons.
lol
samr
well it's 1 hour and one second but when you click on the video it rounds it down to one hour
Loved that 🎉
I feel very relaxed, knowing that Nyarlathotep, a being that could destroy the whole earth, is performing ASMR tests on me.
Don’t forget immortal
I'm in awe of your creativity
such a talented guy
He's my dad
That sword in the stone picture though! Thinking back on that movie is a total trip haha. Seems like a dream.. Back when disney was absolutely insane =P
I like your name
"Also known as Nyarlathotep, the crawling chaos, the being of a thousand faces...but, most of my associates and patients call me Bill."
This casts Gravity Falls in a very different light.
IIIIIIIII realize that. I was tying his reference to another reference.
MagusMirificus lol that's what I though of too
HUZAH! A man of quality!!
Sanchi pichi sanchi pichi sanchi pichi sanchi pichi
I'm loving all your recent asmr videos. You are awesome and unique!
He really is, I watch a lot of asmr videos from many different people but something about Rift just stands out to me
Amazing characters. I would love a book about the plot of your world!
Oh goodness PLEASE that would be καταπληκτικός
Max Grassy yes!
a lot of it is based of Od HP lovecrafts stories, like the deep ones...
geeetube lmao yea cuz iggy is EXACTLY the same as clemmons
you are spoiling us with the frequency of uploads :D
Ephemeral Rift's asmr world would be fun to see as a video game
Now that's an idea
I'd think a book suit it better, even a series.
YES like maybe a bloodborne / darksouls style!
Yes!
i dont think it would be good as a souls style game. maybe a open world, innsmoth and arkham sanatarium, from a first person view. that way, it keeps to the videos, cause we never see who we are supposed to be. sorta like doshonored, but more open
Is it weird that I'm actually getting really interested in the lore of these videos?
you're not alone
Bwizard777 not at all
NO! SLAY THE DAY
Nope!
It took me a while after following ER to realize that the reason he uses Lovecraftian mythos so much is because he uses ASMR to stand for "Arkham Sanitarium Mental Rehabilitation" instead of autonomous sensory meridian response
TDragonus As someone who has been watching Uncle E for a while, this is a fairly recent addition to the lore. Glad to see you guys picking up on small details like this though :)
It's actually Arkham Sanitarium Methods of Relaxation
I believe he's said Mental Rehabilitation in one of his depression/anxiety videos.
Both are true. The facility is the Arkham sanitarium for mental rehabilitation. and the relaxation method is the arkham sanitatium methods of relaxation.
"I don't really understand hand motions as an ASMR trigger," I think to myself just before hand gestures give me some tingles.
ohhhh uncle e lookin fresh af with that hair slicked off to the side!
Right!!?
Fuck yes daddy 😩
Wtf
i play 2 games of league and this happens...
Bill Wilson ok?
Man, that patient is so lucky to get to work with Margaret growing pumpkins, that sounds like loads of fun.
I have to make some time for this :)
wow it’s you, i’m surprised
How much ammo do you have
Out of all of the hand motions you do, the 'sewing' one is the one that gives me the most tingles, for whatever reason. Thanks for the vid, Professor, always a pleasure.
love how his asmr videos are so different from everybody else's. he actually tries and takes his time to make these videos for us, thank you dad
I really like the way you do ASMR... Thank you for share.. :)
no sabia que te gustara Rift, a mi me gustan tus vídeos tb son muy acogedores :)
Well, it's time once again to pretend I'm in a straight-jacket while I fall asleep... (--__--)
Guess who's back, back again?
Mr. Fat. Tell a friend
i like to pretend that im "voluntarily" strapped on to a chair as the professor performs asmr tests on me 😂
Strapped to a bed - I can never sleep upright
Animated ASMR i like to pretend im an artis and people are my canvas when it comes to asmr :p
"Most notably, SCP-049". Then, I searched. I can't believe I forgot the Doctor's number, ffs. Nevertheless, I eargasmed after checking.
I was so happy to see Professor C. In my RUclips feed. Waited very patiently for another video, now it will be on repeat for a WHILE. :D
Holy shit, did Clemmons just confirm he was Nyarlathotep?
And Corvus is his brother. Oh boy, he must have a hell of a mother
Actually, they aren't brothers by blood
Griffin Brumbelow my mind is blown!
IKR? REALLY set the mood for this vid, had me legit creeped out the first time I watched this one. Not a lot of people down here in the comments section appreciate the significance of the reveal though... :P
I dunno how you guys can pay attention to the plot of these videos, I fall asleep after 20 minutes. ):
Wanted to study. But first put on some ASMR, came across this video. Fell asleep behind my pc, hour later woke up, moved to my couch and spelt for another hour orso. Magic. Wasnt even tired.
Uncle E, I just wanted to state my gratitude for you wonderful videos. I truly enjoy your unique and creative humor, you never fail to deliver a smile to my face, and you certainly never fail to put my mind at ease and help me fall asleep. What a great service you provide to so many people and for FREE! Thank you for just being you.
It was one year ago today (15 minutes ago to be exact) that I first started watching your videos. I know because I asked my now girlfriend of a year out a few minutes into watching!
Daniel Yates were you watching it with her?
Ha! Yes I was, it wasn't a case of me having headphones in and then just randomly turning to her doing something else.
Daniel Yates nice profile pic, and congrats! My girlfriend of 3 years just left me so best of luck to you!
I love that bit at 1:00:02 when he screams into the microphone. It scared me good
A big fail but it got a few peeps
1:00:02
Offf ccoouuurrssee
Did anybody fall for this?
Bamboozled again
Almost got me
You're so ridiculously creative. I think you're amazing, Uncle E.
your videos are great, but this one for some reason is instantly one of my faves
I love how every video now ends with the legendary tissue package!!!
Props to this guy for being so genuine about asmr!
u still got this account?
I needed this so bad right now. Going through some tough withdrawals after quitting that green. Thanks Rift.
spinach bro wtf. i dont fuk wit kale youre crazy
kale is where the real shit is at bro
Same. lol
You really should write a book with all your characters in it with a plot twist! I think people would like to see how you really see your world and every place the characters has in it. Just a book with no ASMR reference in it, just your creativity with an awesome story including your many characters!
It's been a while, Professor. We've missed you.
Holy tingles! When you did the shadow speak part, I passes out instantly. :)
Keep up the amazing content.
The invisible string-tying movements are so hypnotic. 💤
Dammit, I want to fall asleep to this right now. Buuuut, I gotta go to work. Tonight I shall be retuning back in
I'm so glad these series still exist 😢❤
You're still the best ASMRtist out there.
You're still scaring the shit out of me.
KEEP IT UP!
I was half-expecting a reference to his cutting mat's disappearance (when Dave took it as a "practical joke").
Awesome asmr session, by the way.
Rift, your content is the best quality I've seen in any asmr vid ever
I really love how creative and amazing your asmr videos are, you put so much effort and detail into every single one of them to bring a unique experience, thank you for the awesome videos! :D
Yes! I get excited like a little kid every time there's a new Rift video. And the more lore, the better O_O
this is my go to asmr video when i don't feel like watching any other ones
Oh wow, I just got the Repairman reference when the computer froze. Paul is a creative genius
i still come back to this for the needle and thread hand movements, its sooooo triggering for me i love it
Uncle E, ya spoil us too much. All these vids in such short time? You truly are amazing especially considering the length of said vids lmao
Looking good E, Keep it up bro, awesome video
so much more effort than most asmr channels. excellent job, i hope youll keep up the great work :)
Today is my birthday! I'm going to bed to this, great way to finish my special day!
oh shit lel
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday my d00d
Happy birthday young Silvia
Happy birthday bruh bruh
The sowing needle mime thing is like super effective 4 some reason
Your videos are always so wonderfully creative and artistic :) I love all your different characters and the effort you put into each one. Keep up the good work!
Rate this in your top five vids for me. Cannot pin point what makes it so successful at helping me sleep, but I believe it is the slow speach pattern. Great vid. I think this one will get above 250k views easy.
I had an anxiety attack today and this helped me out a lot. Thank you, Mr. Rift.
HOLY CRAP!!! PLEASE do more of that fire blowing PLEASE!!!
What rift needs to do now is create some lore linking the sensation of asmr in the audience and what the old ones desire, i.e the sensation produces power for them or helps in opening rifts, this would also help to create a grander subtext for these sort of videos and would make the "personal attention" more sinister, just a thought anyway.
Well said buddy
Or the Great Old Ones just feed on stress and use Arkham as a feeding ground.
S̶u̶b̶t̶l̶e̶ ̶I̶n̶s̶a̶n̶i̶t̶y̶ Aww I could definitely see that too, the only thing I would ask then is how the de-stressing activities of the clemmons and others feeds in to that, are they not simply pawns and instead part of some resistance? Maybe asmr is a resource capable of combating the Eldritch beings. Too corny? I suppose if you want to keep it simple asmr could just be the side affect of stress harvest.
This intro gave me chills, need more of those! :D
I'd really like to see a video of just hand movements. Anyways, it's nice to see the professor again after so long. Great video as always Uncle E.
+rockincountry 96 could I trouble you for the name of said video?
Toru hand movements for asmr i think. Just scroll through his vids...was semi recent
I love the sound of keys on a keyboard being lightly pressed.
The candle was my favourite. I love the atmosphere of this video and the blue screen of death part had me laughing pretty hard.
Glad someone else likes the SCP Foundation
Fadedgogeta We do not approve of their methods.
DeathRules oh please their methods are most effective.
the hand motions were so mesmerising!
Simply the best, Uncle E
00:03:30 Questionnaire / Updating your file
00:08:15 Initial brief hearing test
00:09:23 Hand movements
00:14:15 Cthulhu Blocks with R'lyehian
00:20:03 Football & AS football team discussion
00:24:56 SCP Mug & discussion
00:30:40 Peculiar Plastic Pouch
00:40:30 Box of matches
00:45:10 Flickering candle flame
00:50:49 Cutting mat
00:54:32 Tissue package & fade-out with keyboard sounds
If anyone is wondering; I did this for my personal use 🙃
lol@@R.2.Row.
I have been watching this channel and many other ASMR channels for about a year now.
And I wish I could experience ASMR, I have no idea what it would feel like
Thank you for those typing sounds, they were great!
I've waited so long for another clemmons video. (:
It seems like every Clemmons video he is somehow injured. I wonder if it's just for the vid or if a coincidence lol.
The Zambie Killa 52 maybe he’s doing blood rituals😟
He must suffer to bring calm to untempered souls
I think I've said it before, but I'll say it again; You truly are an artist. I respect and appreciate your uncompromising creativity. You offer more than just an ASMR experience. I hope that you have many outlets for the obvious talents which you posses
That beginning its self is bloody relaxing
ER deserves way more subs
I thought you were going to say the former patient is now.... running for president. hahaha!
Y'all acting surprised when he's like "Yo, I'm a Cthulu demon" when he's said this like 5 times before. Maybe ya fell asleep before you got to that part.
How Splentastic my appointment came just in time. i'm glad we can speak once again Professor C. I hope we can plan another appointment.
The cutting mat, that's a classic
ive been waiting for this video for sooooo long!!!!!!!
The voices.. What do they mean, why do they always follow me. Deeply into mine own constraint, daunting and taunting, they fought me.
Only ignorance, isn't comforting this way. Someone help me, for surely i will fall asleep.
Wow
I have a headache.
⊙﹏⊙
GanonGuyToSmash for the order.
yeah
In just an illiterate cretin. I can't rad
I always come back for that cutting mat.
Thanks for this great video ER
doctor is bae love you ER love the video keep it up thanks for the vid I wish you the best luck!
The ear to ear tapping on the foodball was very nice.
As always a very relaxing Video :)
This is the only video I can find where someone mimes the threading of a sewing needle as a hand movement, which is unfortunate as it’s one of the most relaxing things known to me regarding the world of ASMR
we haven't had a doctor clemmons video in for ever
I feel bad for never finishing Rift's videos, I usually fall asleep partway through!
this guy would make a awesome teacher
ooooh yesss! amazing timing on this video
Another great video!
I love the sewing motions! But what could you be sewing? The Invisibility Cloak of Azeroth ?
You uploaded this on My birthday! thanks for the gift rift! Aye that rhymed lol
that was amazing what you did with the invisible string rift😃 it was like Frickin magic!
best timing ever!!! love you Mr Rift xoxo
Don't trust the doctor!!!.... Even if he has some damn good looks!
BDconrad thus is life, the ones who help, hurt the most.
I AM The Doctor!
Cthulhu public access denied.
I AM GROOT.
Halo the best dude!
Rise and Shine, Mr, Freeman. Rise and Shine.
I just love listening to you talking about Arkham asylum. Pretty soothing. (also that jump cut at 32:53)
When I told my brother to take me to the ER THIS IS NOT WHAT I MENT!! Well it was worth it cuz I got to relax
Could you do a video with just the Cthulhu blocks and the R'lyehian? I keep coming back to that section and am out like a light before the next trigger. Soooooo good.
I hope we get to see Corvus soon, I'm pretty sure that he's used up all of his vacation days working in Arkham Sanitarium.
Lucid A.S.M.R same
Professor Clemmons wasted no time in divulging his true identity this time
i loved the football tapping!
Not even 3 minutes in and there's already Lovecraft and Batman references. Bravo, sir.
I would love to see an interview with the Professor.