Normal life: doesn’t go outside even though it’s great out Quarantine life: goes on massive hike with the homies in the turd weather. Seems like pHoToSyNtHeS wOrKs PrEtTy WeLl.
@@bluebod2264 fool. it is i who possesses the superior nourishment over your leaves. you had no chance of him even taste testing one of your pitiful leaves you mongrol.
@@roykong7024 i see you have failed to notice the fact that i, myself, am GROWING NUTRITIOUS FRUIT ALL OVER ME. it is camofruit, which is camouflaged on my branches and leaves.
ZGX Don't worry, plants do not feel pain. They do have preventative measures against wounds, but they do not FEEL them in the sense a human or any other life form similar to us does. c:
this reminds me of that goosebumps book, "stay out of the basement" where the dad is conducting experiments in the basement and ends up slowly turning himself into a plant
Hey ER, just wanted to say thank you for all the hard work and effort you put into your videos. Although I get tingles very rarely, your work is always relaxing, and I always look forward to seeing your latest works. Keep up the creative work, and tingle on!
Wow.. this video was an amazing idea!! Not only is it all kinda cozy in there, behind all the leafs, but also the video quality..like the focus and all is fantastic! 10/10 good ASMRist
"Ah fuck! There are spikes growing out of me! It's like a fragmentation grenade detonated inside me! Oh god! Oh fuck! Put me out of my misery please! Someone help me! Please!" - Cactus
@@sex-attack_helicipter gameplay videos in asmr style have been around for a while on other channels especially when minecraft was becoming popular again and he says that he just making the gameplay videos for fun.
26:45 "A lot of nasty critters were even crawling around in that patient's bush" What kind of bush and critters are you talking about here Professor Clemmons?
This is actually a good metaphor for how the legislator views his constituents, plants to be pruned and trimmed into the “perfect” specimen, regardless of consent, personality, and/or faculties
Will he ever run out of ideas? Aside from his video titled,”The Day I Run Out Of Ideas”, where he turned a time where he was close to no ideas into an idea (the genius of this man!), he has never been close to running out of ideas. Impressive.
@@edytabaszkiewicz3711 I took it to the next level I fell asleep one time woke up turned my phone on and somehow I went from an ASMR video and managed to open Google while I was sleeping 😂
Every time I see a video you uploaded ER I get a little excited. Like along the lines of my next episode of my favorite shows, and I just love it. Your production quality is always stellar and even some people I know recently started watching you even though they’re not into ASMR. Thanks for sharing these videos with us.
Read the description about "interspecies hybrids", thought about the ASMR AA video, and just remembered the video of that venus fly trap/mj hybrid I saw a long time ago. If you don't know what I'm talking about, I believe it can still be found. No idea if it's a fake video or not but it was freaky either way.
Just seeing your face, hearing your voice. It just comforts me, I have so much going on with my mental state and went through something horrible and you and your videos are keeping me going. Help me sleep and keep me calm, I truly love you and everything you do please never stop ❤️
Ephemeral Rift is my favorite ASMRtist. He's a cool dude. Seriously, our dude has lost a bit of hearing and yet, he still proceeds to do this for us. Nothing can stop him, not even Cthulhu himself.
"three bonfires appeared in the Sanitarium" so if Margaret was a soulslike boss of Arkham, Clemmons is another, I'm assuming the third is The Entity himself?
I feel like when Margaret buries you in her garden your underground body would slowly rot and decay feeding the plants around you only making them eat you alive quicker until all that’s left is your head connected to roots of the plants around you and your bones left there to lay beneath you for all of time
ER: "incase you might be wondering what this red liquid is, well its high in iron, hemoglobins, and i believe it's type O-" ... wait a minute...isnt that blood? So margaret uses blood diluted with water on her plants?
Upon hearing about Margaret's disappearance. I'm suddenly grateful I love mysteries and riddles having an idea. Maybe if someone sits or (as the case may be) once planted in her garden, if echolocation is performed she may answer. She is my favorite nurse so I would be happy to volunteer.
I don't know why, but this is so goddam soothing. It may just be another aspect of the desire to be taken care of, but between the preening and misting. I'm a very happy little fern over here😆
It seems my experiencing of asmr is fading. I'm pretty young, and I started listening to ASMR every day about a year ago, but it doesnt have the same effect anymore. Enjoy it while you still have it!
Assuming that's a real plant, I feel like this idea came to you after noticing you needed to trim it. I really hope that's the case, you wonderful bastard. Keep on keeping on.
So this is what happens when you're buried in margaret's garden too long.....
No, when hippies take it too far
Solid gold.
That’s exactly what I was thinking.
I CAME HERE TO SAY THIS OMFG
Shame she disappeared, leaving with no remembrance but three bonfires. She was always a bit of a pyromaniac.
After all this time in quarantine, now we do photosynthesis
😂😂😂 nice
We're indoors, though
@@SteveDice21 Indeed, but a few hours relaxing at the window should do the trick
Normal life: doesn’t go outside even though it’s great out
Quarantine life: goes on massive hike with the homies in the turd weather.
Seems like pHoToSyNtHeS wOrKs PrEtTy WeLl.
i did that BEFORE quarantine since I sexually identify as a sunflower
I honestly think Uncle E should write a book series on his world. It would be extremely interesting to read and learn of how vast his mind is
Yea and he could be the voice actor for the audiobooks
Might work better as a podcast. Or could combine his soothing voice with his great storytelling abilities
So just SCP wiki but on crack?
It's Lovecraft so 1 question is it trademarked
I'd definitely love to give money for this
Him: talking about how hes worried his dead wife has become hollow
The plant person: thats rough buddy
Lmao was that an avatar the last Airbender reference
I heard that in Matt Mercer's hippie SunTree voice.
I was thinking bleach.
Me, falling asleep: That sucks bro
Ok Zuko
Fun little fact: Ferns, such as we, don't actually have seeds. We have spores.
Zach Stone never knew! That’s cool
Good job *ZACH* you spoiled the fun *AGAIN*
Fun fact
I learnt more from the comments on videos than in halfy school lessons
LiXe freddo Fun Fact, That’s a fact!
We now know the truth
This is true male AND female physique. You may not like it but this is truely the ideal form.
Su u later Gorgeous W. Bush
@Su u later plants are like both genders cause the got all the parts
@@Meuracas so a bee crashing on 2 flowers?
@@alexbattlechief9155 You just didn't, didn't you?
OMEGA ALEX 01 Let a hundred flowers bloom... :X
I’m rather insulted that not once did you taste any of my nourishing leaves
Unless he actually does later in the video lol
@@bluebod2264 fool. it is i who possesses the superior nourishment over your leaves. you had no chance of him even taste testing one of your pitiful leaves you mongrol.
@@SkyanUltra Screw BOTH OF YOU, I for one actually grew fruits. Clearly you fail to understand the humans as I do
Veggies, bitches.
@@roykong7024 i see you have failed to notice the fact that i, myself, am GROWING NUTRITIOUS FRUIT ALL OVER ME. it is camofruit, which is camouflaged on my branches and leaves.
“You shouldn’t feel much” as he literally cuts of my limbs
Genuine question as I was asking myself, wouldn't it be like cutting hair? Or more like.. cutting fingers?
Do plants feel pain?
I hope not °-°
ZGX Don't worry, plants do not feel pain. They do have preventative measures against wounds, but they do not FEEL them in the sense a human or any other life form similar to us does. c:
Veevsu what kind of crack are you high on? i just learned all of science in one comment
@@veevsu Ok thank you C:
You could say I’m in a vegetative state
Anonymous Mouse just like kim
Bravo
I read that in ER's voice
Haha!
Kill me now
this reminds me of that goosebumps book, "stay out of the basement" where the dad is conducting experiments in the basement and ends up slowly turning himself into a plant
Cailyn Aube love goosebumps
i remember watching the episode based on that!
Is that the one where he was like throwing up this green goo and feeding his kids green goo too
@@skylardunbar1193 something like that? I don’t think he was throwing it up, i think it was from his veins. Like blood? But yeah
Yeah
This is giving the term "Being a vegetable" a whole new meaning.
Oh, WOW!😁
Joe Swanson has left the chat
@@vesuvius115 Don't talk crap about Joe, you probably like Meg or Cleveland.
@@fxckedup7250 Bruh, I wasn't talking shit on him, It was a joke, like ever hear of one, clearly not.
@@vesuvius115 Joe Swanson is the best family guy character and I barred you from making ANY rude remarks.
ER: "Margaret's disappeared"
me: *heart hits the floor*
What timestamp of this part?
RicaRTSM13 The only girl who plays MC 5:10
@@bobatea_99 thank you ^_^
Bruh this hit me worse then when iron man died
@@gothgothbby9597 wow spoilers, that film only came out in the 19th century
This channel never fails to comfort me whenever I feel sad or having a bad day.
All those nerfs are a bummer huh?
@@chameleonlord8621 yeah bro toxic Survivors these days 😔
And for some reason, some people find him Scary somehow
Yall talking in the comments about Margaret dying when the man literaly just said she be playing dark souls irl
Maries HD LMAO oh I see it now!! The bonfires keep popping up as her checkpoints haha
Maries HD Margaret’s Garden will soon be handed over to The Consumed King
Dr. Clemmons could reanimate her again I would think.
Yea i was reading the comments and thought i was the only one who understood what he was saying
She gotta link the flame bro
26:20 caught me so off guard. Was not ready for that, but I really should’ve been
I just immediately came to the comments while still listening like "Someone else HAS to have mentioned the Bush talk." Found it.
I'm laughing
I'm laughing
Ah yes, I am free to be human and do not plant things ,but *human* things such as:
-taxes
-do job
-run from divine power
-eat hamborger
you forgot one
-cry
@@orangecryptid7732 -depression
cuz all of the above
Also forgot -lie
Running from allah, i am.
Happy with me, allah is not.
*Bad Things For Ketamine Have I Done*
“-drive car” is a good human thing too. You should give it a try. 👌
Home Depot: So what do you need all these plants for?
Ephemeral Rift: It’s complicated
Fast Car Boi23 this comment is underrated
ER:Its so I can grow some hoomans
True. 😒
Context: Margaret tried the MiracleGro on your scalp
Christopher Columbus hey how are the Native Americans?
WoW! i finally understand why im a *plant*
Margret forgot we were buried in her garden then used MiracleGro where we were buried
Hello Good sir
Kelp gro
This is the saddest Ephemeral rift asmr roleplay because Margaret has disappeared
She's gone hollow 😳
JimboThe FISH I passed out before I got to that part _is she okay tho what happens_
DeathnoteBB
Bro chill it’s only a character 🤣
@@paulybeatz3688 tell that to the waifu/husbando community
@@DeathnoteBB he's sayin in the video that she plays dark souls goddammit
No plants were tortured during the making of this video
Waaaait. Are you reffering to Howtodad? :o
Peta would like to kn... wait what?
@@MonkeyDLuffy-ib8nc peta bread
She entered a bonfire and became hollow?....Did E just make a Dark Souls reference?
"I don't need any intense joy. But I didn't want any deep despair, either... My goal was to live a peaceful life, like a plant."
IS THAT A MUTHERFUCKIN JOJO REFERENCE!!!!!!
@@idekam2464 It is, but Cthulhu said it so it is his quote now.
Fuck I looked into his eyes and now I’m turning to a plant.
This is weirdly fitting
@@idekam2464 Perhaps...
Oh look, I'm now a Chia-pet. I see Dr. Corvus gave me the exact body modifications I ordered! 5/5 TripAdvisor, highly recommend.
Hey ER, just wanted to say thank you for all the hard work and effort you put into your videos. Although I get tingles very rarely, your work is always relaxing, and I always look forward to seeing your latest works. Keep up the creative work, and tingle on!
This reminds me of that goosebumps episode "Stay out of The Basement" where the plant clones the dad lol
Lol I was trying to find someone who was thinking the same.
YES
Glad to see I'm not the only one who thought so.
I wasn’t thinking that before but i am now lol
Bruh think I read the book for that or something
Wow.. this video was an amazing idea!!
Not only is it all kinda cozy in there, behind all the leafs, but also the video quality..like the focus and all is fantastic!
10/10 good ASMRist
*Laughs in cactus*
"Ah fuck! There are spikes growing out of me! It's like a fragmentation grenade detonated inside me! Oh god! Oh fuck! Put me out of my misery please! Someone help me! Please!" - Cactus
i cant put into words how hard I laughed at this message and that one comment
This is underrated bro, it's very good.
@@type-10 "I'm pretty fine :3" -Aloe
WE ARE A FERN!
He parts the plants and I instinctively smile like, “Ha ha you found me!”
Charles Savilla That’s so cute and also same XD
The Korok instinct
I like how he kinda just peeked through the plants like hiii
Honestly, ER videos make me happy, comfortable, safe and chilled out
Hi.
He runs after them and catches them.
In my opinion when he making a gameplay video he is ran out of ideas
Leon Menaut
That’s putting it delicately.
@@sex-attack_helicipter gameplay videos in asmr style have been around for a while on other channels especially when minecraft was becoming popular again and he says that he just making the gameplay videos for fun.
@@sex-attack_helicipter Have you WATCHED the gameplay videos?
26:45 "A lot of nasty critters were even crawling around in that patient's bush"
What kind of bush and critters are you talking about here Professor Clemmons?
Critical Role connection confirmed.
eenglishbreakfast there is another...
Laugh/crying.jpg
*insert hollow knight reference here*
"It all happened when these bonfires-"
[Tire screech occurs]
[Bloodshot Eyes shoot open]
DARK SOULS VIDEO FORESHSDOWING
You have died
This is actually a good metaphor for how the legislator views his constituents, plants to be pruned and trimmed into the “perfect” specimen, regardless of consent, personality, and/or faculties
Ok hear me out: ASMR in Real Thyme
I have never genuinely hurt myself with a facepalm... until now. take my like and leave.
I feel like I should fly all the way over to where you live just to slap you
ok, fuck you and the comedy donkey you rode in on, take your goddamn like
out. the doors right there.
@@comet3876 Hi! Did someone call me?
We love Margaret dearly and refuse to accept that she may not return.
Den Well who is margaret 🥴
She's Witnessing Perfection...
All It Takes For You Too To See It...
*Is 25 Cents.*
Will he ever run out of ideas? Aside from his video titled,”The Day I Run Out Of Ideas”, where he turned a time where he was close to no ideas into an idea (the genius of this man!), he has never been close to running out of ideas. Impressive.
I find it funny how I know he was implying that the mist was diluted blood but my brain keeps saying pomegranate juice
"by the way... what are the fines for necrophilia in this part of tamriel?"
Is this the first offense?
I can't hear your voice and stay awake for more tha
"tha"? "tha" what?! I need ANSWERS!!!
@@iamlittlepon9548for the time that it keeps to write that comment
Amazing how this person fell asleep while typing this comment and hit their phone with their face in just the right way to send it
Edyta Błaszkiewicz hahahaha such a coincidence
@@edytabaszkiewicz3711 I took it to the next level I fell asleep one time woke up turned my phone on and somehow I went from an ASMR video and managed to open Google while I was sleeping 😂
what kim jong un sees while his doctors try to get hin out if a vegetative state
💀
This, almost instantly, aged badly.
*drops camera in plant*
ER: “genius”
This has the exact opposite energy of Crowley looking after his plants
''Well, well, well.''
Uhg, what kind of mess I'm into again.
Hearing the news about Margaret: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ;^;
Being told I have exquisite fronds: *sniffle* ;; 💕
Who is this Margaret
@@doodledothings7138 the Professor's reanimated dead wife. Weren't you paying attention?
(also some of her videos should pop up in recommends)
Margaret is fine, rift mentioned she was in the dark souls world
@@LIZzardtheWizard yES AND SHE MAY OR MAY NOT BE HOLLOW AAAAAAAAAAA ;^;
“POV: you’re the plant in my bedroom”
I'm still confused about how we still haven't learned professor Clemmonds first name from his brother Corvus, his wife Margaret, or even Kevin.
The only solution is that his first name would obviously be Professor
William is his name
I am George. Am I George Bush now?
George Bush you are, trim you need
I am Groot. I am Groot.
@@raccoonjamison8011 sori bat inglish my fo i stooped guy
You get a W for this comment. Now you're George W Bush
@@Bbill9908, sorry to hear that
He makes having my severed head planted in a pot a pleasant experience 🌿🌿🌿
Every time I see a video you uploaded ER I get a little excited. Like along the lines of my next episode of my favorite shows, and I just love it. Your production quality is always stellar and even some people I know recently started watching you even though they’re not into ASMR. Thanks for sharing these videos with us.
Video idea: Professor Clemmons taking everything literally
massive developments in the lore of the world of Arkham Sanitarium. i love this type of stuff, keep it up man
Yesss , perfect quarantine pastime, becoming a plant...
Me before he even talks about the ingredients in the spray: “it’s blood isn’t it?”
Robert Plant just had the tingles of his life
This is so creative!! Thank you for this video 💚
Why is the sanitarium turning into a Darksouls area.
Potato Gameplays Am I under arrest officer?
Potato Gameplays yekskddmfjfkdldldklf d d ksksown endskksmd.dmdldkd. ddkod
@Moerlboro Cop im going to do the same thing but uno reverse it so I have double the times as power
This reminds me of Goosebumps “Stay Out Of The Basement” (book and episode)
Read the description about "interspecies hybrids", thought about the ASMR AA video, and just remembered the video of that venus fly trap/mj hybrid I saw a long time ago. If you don't know what I'm talking about, I believe it can still be found. No idea if it's a fake video or not but it was freaky either way.
Just seeing your face, hearing your voice. It just comforts me, I have so much going on with my mental state and went through something horrible and you and your videos are keeping me going. Help me sleep and keep me calm, I truly love you and everything you do please never stop ❤️
Avoiding this. Getting some major “Stay Out of the Basement” vibes 😂
Goosebumps memories
Hell yeah. He could do some great Goosebumps videos I bet
Goosebumps roleplay could be awesome
I still have that book! I love it sm
Yeah me too
Those plant trimming noises knocked me tf out.
A video out directly at 1200 on a tuesday?
Sure, essential work can wait!
About 19.00 in EEST.
@@type-10 Jokes on you, Uncle Rift is AoA PA, USA, so its EST for him
Ephemeral Rift is my favorite ASMRtist. He's a cool dude. Seriously, our dude has lost a bit of hearing and yet, he still proceeds to do this for us. Nothing can stop him, not even Cthulhu himself.
"three bonfires appeared in the Sanitarium" so if Margaret was a soulslike boss of Arkham, Clemmons is another, I'm assuming the third is The Entity himself?
Nah it's gotta be Corvus. Unless they're saving him for the Bloodborne crossover.
@@thelemon0001 if it was, I'm gonna go SHOOKETH
You really are a very creative person, real creativity is a lot more rare than most people think, and you’re a good example
The plant was a paid actor...
Osama Shehata you fool the actor was a plant the whole time
This helped me come down from a horrible crying spell. Thank you for the amazing content as always! ❤
This is as close as I'll get to being a happy little tree in a Bob Ross painting, so I'm not letting the opportunity pass me by!
My Friends: So what have you been doing in quarantine?
Me: **Hides MiracleGro**
I feel like when Margaret buries you in her garden your underground body would slowly rot and decay feeding the plants around you only making them eat you alive quicker until all that’s left is your head connected to roots of the plants around you and your bones left there to lay beneath you for all of time
My boy has taken the weed farm to the next lvl
ER: "incase you might be wondering what this red liquid is, well its high in iron, hemoglobins, and i believe it's type O-"
... wait a minute...isnt that blood? So margaret uses blood diluted with water on her plants?
Upon hearing about Margaret's disappearance. I'm suddenly grateful I love mysteries and riddles having an idea.
Maybe if someone sits or (as the case may be) once planted in her garden, if echolocation is performed she may answer. She is my favorite nurse so I would be happy to volunteer.
Arkham Plantnitarium
I don't know why, but this is so goddam soothing. It may just be another aspect of the desire to be taken care of, but between the preening and misting. I'm a very happy little fern over here😆
"My last patient was a bush. It was my first time trimming a bush"
me: *snorts
Aaww bless this little froned fern! Thank you 😊 this is a very soothing session
getting fallout 3 harold vibes from this (ps hope all seeing this comment are doing well wishing you all the best)
I reminded me of that vault in new vegas where the people became plants too
I remembered those creepy af plant zombies from RE2 remake
was literally thinking the same thing
I get a very old school vibe from this compared to his recent works. This is magnificent.🌱👏😉
Rift: talking about his reanimated wife
His inner Mad Sweeney: dead wife
i laughed way harder than i shouldve since i have no clue who sweeney is
He never runs out of ideas!
32:01 "This shouldn't hurt at all."
I feel like thats an understatement and this is the equivalent of pulling out one's hair 👀
I hardly made it past the 10min mark. Very calming, thank you!
We stayed a bit to long in Margaret’s garden I see-
“just a little bit more” proceeds to flood everything
My friends called me shrub in 5th elementary school. I just took it a little further. At least the sun feels good `~`
This is everything I hope to achieve as a creator as far as vibe and audio quality. Simply the best 👏😉
And then he turned himself into a plant, funniest sh I've ever seen.
It seems my experiencing of asmr is fading. I'm pretty young, and I started listening to ASMR every day about a year ago, but it doesnt have the same effect anymore. Enjoy it while you still have it!
Ah yes plant
Ah yes "reapers"
😂
this post was made by plantgang
Your creativity never ceases to amaze me! 💖
Hah, didn't realize you were talking about dark souls until you mentioned four great souls and going hollow. So Margaret is a chosen undead then?
The human plant experiment ...was a great experiment to watch. I need some of those plants in my backyard.
me: *finds out i’m a fern*
me: *sweats nervously in plant parent* , _“i’m going to die.”_ 😅
This was great! Cant wait to read the linked storyline.
He must have used bonemeal to grow us so fast
Nice Minecraft reference there
Thanks
Nice minecraft reference there
Great premise for a video, the sounds are very intoxicating. Thank you for you time and effort in making this for us to enjoy.
When i say i need to vegetate, this is what i mean and i won’t accept anything less.
Assuming that's a real plant, I feel like this idea came to you after noticing you needed to trim it. I really hope that's the case, you wonderful bastard. Keep on keeping on.