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  • Опубликовано: 13 окт 2024
  • You have been sent by a mutual yet unknown benefactor (most likely Your Run of the Mill Clandestine Organization Operating from the Shadows LLC, but your guess is as good as yours) to observe (and assist, if you feel like it) the work of a highly trained professional VPC (Void Particle Collector, obviously).
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Комментарии • 1,4 тыс.

  • @moduleapothem6446
    @moduleapothem6446 3 года назад +264

    He lists off the name of the void between 2:02 and 4:25 and the void number is:
    800217104363422020215555559555995958714926300444422222202229229911111111111111111144443
    Or Winifred Beatrice Ollenberger for short
    That’s also 87 place values, meaning that this number is in the octovigintillions.
    The most common number is 1, appearing 22 times. The numbers 8, 7, and 6 are the least common, each occurring only twice.
    Have I missed anything?

    • @TheGhostOfRazgriz23
      @TheGhostOfRazgriz23 2 года назад +8

      Why doesnt this have more likes?

    • @tiffanydonahue3034
      @tiffanydonahue3034 3 месяца назад +18

      It seems the name has a pattern i cant identify as its late and im tired but it seems as if in a transition pattern of numbers so possibly we could veiw numbers of transitions and collect data on that i might look into it more later
      Edit 3 seconds to the future so it appears the transitions are like random example not real 19119998 and that 8 is the transition it basicaly changes at the end or smthimg tbh it could possibly be put in a base 64 or any number translator to make a message honestly i dont know with rift he is smart so there likely is something

    • @N1ghtc0rp-0
      @N1ghtc0rp-0 Месяц назад +6

      It's be funny if this whole time he was actually listing the coordinates to where you can find the void

    • @OrangeRichFox...
      @OrangeRichFox... 24 дня назад

      he says all the numbers in a certain way each number has him saying it in a certain tone corresponding to the letter like him saying 2 is quite quiet and 5 is quite loud and he never breaks from this cycle
      did this count as one of the things you could have missed?

  • @candycadet528
    @candycadet528 3 года назад +3381

    So is this where the nothing store get‘s their stuff?

    • @shadowbrine114
      @shadowbrine114 3 года назад +245

      The nothing police want to know your location

    • @kill_psyfurr
      @kill_psyfurr 3 года назад +98

      They get it from the nothing planet in the nothing universe

    • @ns.kha29
      @ns.kha29 3 года назад +43

      @@kill_psyfurr but if there was a nothing universe there would be no planets, stars, anything so its not really a universe

    • @_callum__wallum_3642
      @_callum__wallum_3642 3 года назад +72

      @@kill_psyfurr you mean they get nothing from nowhere?

    • @kill_psyfurr
      @kill_psyfurr 3 года назад +44

      @@_callum__wallum_3642 no they get nothing from nowhere it's quite simple to understand

  • @grey_hound1308
    @grey_hound1308 3 года назад +2024

    If you collect the void, the void starts collecting you.

    • @HeksiakTF2
      @HeksiakTF2 3 года назад +44

      *Vietnam flashbacks intensive*

    • @NaumB
      @NaumB 3 года назад +21

      *Rorschach Journal: July 12th, 2021*

    • @dalo1960
      @dalo1960 3 года назад +11

      This comment reminded me of that famous Nietzsche quote

    • @reysiger4467
      @reysiger4467 3 года назад +4

      I sence anime reference and i am not sure if i am right

    • @ix_risor
      @ix_risor 3 года назад +15

      @@reysiger4467 Nietzsche reference, I think: “and if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you”

  • @twisted_coconut4093
    @twisted_coconut4093 3 года назад +943

    The Four Kings called, they want their Abyss back

    • @demongirlfriend
      @demongirlfriend 3 года назад +21

      terezi pyrope???

    • @twocheezitz9182
      @twocheezitz9182 3 года назад +2

      I love you

    • @shadowbrine114
      @shadowbrine114 3 года назад +27

      Hello fellow dark souls fan :)

    • @josefsvec5236
      @josefsvec5236 3 года назад +12

      Meaning you just splat on the hidden floor in the arena instead. No ring needed, you die either way 😂😂😂

    • @jchrispy3621
      @jchrispy3621 3 года назад +5

      Nice pfp lol

  • @sarahbear270
    @sarahbear270 3 года назад +806

    "It's a great time to be a void." Please put that on a shirt

    • @atrejadevoid
      @atrejadevoid 3 года назад +20

      Your comment made my day. I would 🖤 to buy at least one! Have a great spacetime.

    • @cyan.cephalopod
      @cyan.cephalopod 2 года назад +9

      With the knight from Hollow Knight :)

    • @nikkoleadams4677
      @nikkoleadams4677 2 года назад +6

      That has “Welcome to Nightvale” vibes!

  • @bobveinne2439
    @bobveinne2439 3 года назад +2977

    I like to pretend Rift is picking the dust off of my screen.

  • @scharry545
    @scharry545 3 года назад +641

    When he was reading the voids number my mind was getting really effected by the asmr, I think he should just read the digits of pi for awhile

    • @issacbray1380
      @issacbray1380 3 года назад +18

      same it made me tingle my ass off

    • @ryosukereaper
      @ryosukereaper 3 года назад +10

      Reminds me of the vsauce prime numbers thing, I took a break from the traditional ASMR and ambience for a while and slept that for a week.

    • @dragzgaming
      @dragzgaming 3 года назад +29

      Pi would make a great vid in asmr. I mean its infinite, reading 1200 numbers for a 20 min video seems easy enough lol

    • @pigwithanoff-centerface5047
      @pigwithanoff-centerface5047 2 года назад +2

      i would watch that

    • @mrfancyshorts6326
      @mrfancyshorts6326 2 года назад +4

      Pull a vsauce and read prime numbers for 3 hours

  • @lindseydejesus1877
    @lindseydejesus1877 3 года назад +987

    uncle rift, when you reach 1 million subs, i think it'd be nice to have another visiting hours at arkham sanitarium! we haven't seen some of the ASMR gang in forever.

    • @seymour2113
      @seymour2113 3 года назад +38

      I second this statement.

    • @wingless__
      @wingless__ 3 года назад +39

      This would be awesome! I’m glad that he’s still finding inspiration in other characters and things, but a throwback video every so often with all his OG characters like this would be awesome!!

    • @macgoob3214
      @macgoob3214 3 года назад +12

      This would be nice, it’s been so long since are comrades last communication.

    • @tabithathecat
      @tabithathecat 3 года назад +5

      I'd adore that, to be honest

    • @lochandichabod3084
      @lochandichabod3084 3 года назад +5

      Hell yes

  • @mataraul2886
    @mataraul2886 3 года назад +6391

    Putting John Cena pieces together

    • @andreasx09
      @andreasx09 3 года назад +86

      HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @CausticAscarite
      @CausticAscarite 3 года назад +108

      真的,都在一起

    • @moises-tq8nw
      @moises-tq8nw 3 года назад +79

      Me?

    • @TehMehKehIen
      @TehMehKehIen 3 года назад +148

      Is it time for another kneeling to his Chinese overlords?

    • @EdwardTHead1776
      @EdwardTHead1776 3 года назад +76

      These days, John Cena is easily scene, after he revealed his true nature, he in turn revealed himself.

  • @texanplayer7651
    @texanplayer7651 3 года назад +1952

    Ah yes, void particles, the primary ingredient for nothing.

    • @Lewkah
      @Lewkah 3 года назад +100

      an essential resource for all things nothing

    • @LupeSunglass
      @LupeSunglass 3 года назад +62

      @@Lewkah all nothings nothing

    • @lewis8022
      @lewis8022 3 года назад +12

      @Lukesh Kumar Tharmalingam exactly, so here we are collecting it

    • @texanplayer7651
      @texanplayer7651 3 года назад +9

      @Lukesh Kumar Tharmalingam In Nowhere of course

    • @nutella2088
      @nutella2088 3 года назад +2

      And a kherens brain

  • @ash-je7th
    @ash-je7th 3 года назад +788

    us: is that a tweezer
    him: no it looks like one but is a *void collector*
    us: so it's a tweezer

  • @CrimsonFcukr
    @CrimsonFcukr 3 года назад +252

    I'm glad hes close to 1 million subs this guy deserves it most creative asmrist on RUclips

  • @alphastronghold715
    @alphastronghold715 3 года назад +331

    Hypothesis: the void particle collector is just a normal pair of tweezers that is coated with nothing to enable them to come in contact with the void.

    • @catalyst9955
      @catalyst9955 3 года назад +3

      but dont you need void particles to create nothing to create the tweezers to grab the void particles or am I overthinking this?

    • @mallardofmodernia8092
      @mallardofmodernia8092 3 года назад +3

      @@catalyst9955 but if the tweezers are made of void he cant use them we need an intermediate material made of both worlds

    • @Paper_Brain
      @Paper_Brain 3 года назад +8

      This implies you could coat all the pellets in a a shotgun shell with nothing and then blow a hole through nothing

    • @levantdiggerus3473
      @levantdiggerus3473 3 года назад +10

      @@Paper_Brain Which in turn implies it's possible to kill a Void.

    • @hehemotorsikle831
      @hehemotorsikle831 3 года назад +2

      so basically a normal tweezer

  • @piper964
    @piper964 3 года назад +30

    the fact that he gave every instance of the same number the EXACT SAME delivery was both really relaxing & really scary. I want to be able to do that

  • @serbianspaceforce6873
    @serbianspaceforce6873 3 года назад +119

    Timestamps:
    00:00 - 52:49 Rift enters a hallucinatory trance

  • @austinlahr2501
    @austinlahr2501 3 года назад +61

    I like how he can be genuinely funny in a lot of his videos and it never feels forced or out of whatever character he chooses to do. Favorite asmrtist

  • @BarbedWireSounds
    @BarbedWireSounds 3 года назад +399

    Lately I have been contemplating suicide. My life has never felt so hopeless. Then I remembered a video of yours that I watched a few years ago. I remembered how it made me feel a little less alone. My chest has been physically hurting and I haven’t had the energy to do anything I love. Your videos have kept me around a little bit longer than I expected. I’m going to try to keep my chin up and enjoy your company.
    Edit: thank you all for the kind words. I'm still here and since I originally commented on this video things have improved for me. September 8th marked 1 month with my girlfriend. I'm on antidepressants now and every day feels a bit better.

    • @ScribbleBoxFox
      @ScribbleBoxFox 3 года назад +54

      Hang in there friend. I've been where you are before, and I promise it'll get better with time. You're tougher than you think you are, and I'm proud of you for continuing to hold out. I know the words of a stranger on the internet might not mean much, but I hope you know you're not alone

    • @HoneyDog
      @HoneyDog 3 года назад +27

      Honestly, I'm not sure what I can or should say here. I don't know what your situation is or how you got in it, but I do know that I struggled with depression and suicidal thoughts during my life. I understand how hard it can be to keep going, especially if you feel alone. For what it counts, I believe in you. I think you can really make it, and no matter where you are, I will. I'm not sure how much my words mean, but I want you to know that someone, somewhere, does care.

    • @MK-rw1on
      @MK-rw1on 3 года назад +12

      if you need someone to talk to, just ask me

    • @armin4298
      @armin4298 3 года назад +17

      @@alinatheresa702 i have been depressed before and i know how it feels but don't worry pal time is the ultimate treatment you can defeat any illness just by waiting and doing the right thing, it may not feel like it but there are a bunch of people who will help you and care for you and don't think that your situation would be beyond return, everyone will eventually get better. some people return to their normal lives even near a cliff, it is never too late so just wait it out buddy.
      Ps (joke) i would say hang in there but it doesn't sound as nice and i don't think saying "hang" in there is the best thing to say to someone sad.

    • @RadionessYouTube
      @RadionessYouTube 3 года назад +12

      I don't know what I should say since I am not quite old enough to understand fully. I just do hope you will feel better.
      I also like your RUclips channel background. I have a old Volvo 245 of my own and my parents have 2 Volvo's 945s.

  • @MrTechNetMod
    @MrTechNetMod 3 года назад +299

    Not gonna lie... Was kinda expecting him to say something like "pineapple emoji" when he was reading off the void number in the beginning

    • @Gravvvyyy
      @Gravvvyyy 3 года назад +3

      That’s not a number though.

    • @MrTechNetMod
      @MrTechNetMod 3 года назад +32

      @@Gravvvyyy it's also Uncle E though bud

    • @LuckyArceus
      @LuckyArceus 3 года назад +9

      @@Gravvvyyy the NWO has banned numbers. 🤔

    • @skitsyn8989
      @skitsyn8989 3 года назад +11

      And at least a few hundred ampersands

    • @MrTechNetMod
      @MrTechNetMod 3 года назад +1

      @@skitsyn8989 ah yes the infamous ampersands

  • @sebASMR
    @sebASMR 3 года назад +920

    I wanna see you shine meanwhile you get to that melon, Uncle E.

    • @xacfan1931
      @xacfan1931 3 года назад +9

      I’m first daddy seb 😏

    • @sebASMR
      @sebASMR 3 года назад +20

      @@xacfan1931 I really want him to reach 1m, really like him a lot!

    • @svkyu9431
      @svkyu9431 3 года назад +18

      what does this mean

    • @smickleberrystew8698
      @smickleberrystew8698 3 года назад +3

      The hell

    • @forskinshredr
      @forskinshredr 3 года назад +8

      i don’t understand seb. seb you have to explain this comment, i don’t get the joke.

  • @Nico18_
    @Nico18_ 3 года назад +45

    13:28 can we appreciate this GENIUS man

  • @persephone9084
    @persephone9084 3 года назад +196

    „The wifi password isn’t that hard“
    The password: 2:02

    • @moltenlefty92
      @moltenlefty92 3 года назад +16

      “The wifi password isn't *that* long!”
      The wifi password: 2:02

    • @Andrettigamer
      @Andrettigamer 3 года назад +2

      😂😂😂

    • @British_bozo
      @British_bozo Месяц назад

      ​@moltenlefty92 you just copied the exact words the comment just said

  • @flowersandwater666
    @flowersandwater666 3 года назад +257

    at this point if rift runs out of ideas we may never notice given that he can literally make videos out of nothing 🤷‍♀️

    • @uCruz_
      @uCruz_ 3 года назад +5

      I see what you did there

    • @armin4298
      @armin4298 3 года назад +3

      @@uCruz_ buddy

    • @girosvaldodeskate2214
      @girosvaldodeskate2214 3 года назад +9

      If he has no idea to a script he can just make a unitelegible bench video and no one would notice anything out of the ordinary

    • @em.b3rr
      @em.b3rr 3 года назад

      @@uCruz_ got there before i did

  • @formeitisthemcchicken
    @formeitisthemcchicken 3 года назад +537

    Collecting void particles is okay, but for me, it is the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich.

  • @warrickcaldecott2866
    @warrickcaldecott2866 Год назад +98

    When me and my void girlfriend split up she said "I'm leaving you" to which I had to remind her she was technically 'never there'! Awkward.

    • @CRClem
      @CRClem Год назад +10

      What compelled you to write this here at this time?

    • @RisingInTheFlesh
      @RisingInTheFlesh 23 дня назад

      Anyone with a sense of humor can do that at any time lol​@@CRClem

    • @CRClem
      @CRClem 23 дня назад +3

      @@RisingInTheFleshhahaha when I wrote that a year ago the original comment had no likes and randomly left on a 2 year old video, funny to see it now has ~90, thought it was just very random

  • @ryanschacht_
    @ryanschacht_ 3 года назад +45

    The fact that this man stands in a room for 52 minutes picking at the air for OUR entertainment is phenomenal👍🏻

    • @arktrooper8223
      @arktrooper8223 2 года назад +4

      You should see him mumble into a mic in a room for 59 minutes

    • @ryanschacht_
      @ryanschacht_ 2 года назад +3

      @@arktrooper8223 🤤

  • @izices
    @izices 2 года назад +25

    Out of pure curiosity and the enjoyment of counting to relax,
    I found that he catches exactly 125 Void Particles.

    • @karwathrex9336
      @karwathrex9336 10 месяцев назад +1

      How, did you count them all

    • @izices
      @izices 10 месяцев назад +2

      @@karwathrex9336 I used a TXT file and every time he put something in the bottle I added a dot to the file.

    • @sieger358
      @sieger358 9 месяцев назад +1

      He also didn't count 57th particle

  • @mzacrack85
    @mzacrack85 3 года назад +115

    That void number reads like a Minecraft seed!

    • @MYSTICIDIAN
      @MYSTICIDIAN 3 года назад +5

      Type it in and see what comes up

    • @RainFeatherYT
      @RainFeatherYT 3 года назад +5

      Try it and find out, probably the true herobrine seed

    • @dimonddefender567
      @dimonddefender567 3 года назад +7

      Its just dessert

    • @dimonddefender567
      @dimonddefender567 3 года назад +4

      Also it doesn't fit so it's split multiple times bit each one has a dessert near spawn

    • @oofimgay6343
      @oofimgay6343 3 года назад +3

      In bedrock edition the first portion spawns you inside a village

  • @shadowbrine114
    @shadowbrine114 3 года назад +102

    Okay, the bit with "I'll be doing this for the next..." (checks watch that isn't there) "...now" got a chuckle out of me
    Don't get me wrong, all of your ASMR videos that I've seen, make me laugh at some point, or at least make me smile. It's just that today was kinda shitty for me and hearing you say that made it all better

    • @zephyrbeatbox4880
      @zephyrbeatbox4880 3 года назад +5

      I hope you have a better day :) I too watch uncle e to cheer myself up

    • @Vann51
      @Vann51 3 года назад +4

      @13:40

  • @aeksie
    @aeksie 3 года назад +175

    If you eat void particles, would you be full or famished?

    • @RollerOfEyes
      @RollerOfEyes 3 года назад +20

      I eat an entire diet of nothing every day. This hypothesis offends me. I'm full of nothing and I am thoroughly nourished at the same time! The answer is obvious!

    • @Veriox22
      @Veriox22 3 года назад +15

      Famished. Void particles do not have any nutrients or anything like that. In fact, we eat void particles all the time but we are still hungry until we eat food.

    • @aeksie
      @aeksie 3 года назад +12

      @@RollerOfEyes I'm not talking about nothing! I too eat nothing but I have never eaten void particles before

    • @ix_risor
      @ix_risor 3 года назад +10

      You’d be full of void, of course

    • @shieldplus
      @shieldplus 3 года назад +5

      You get no nutrients. Not the lack of nutrients, but the nutrient that feeds your need for no.

  • @billyfreeperson2392
    @billyfreeperson2392 3 года назад +293

    This sounds like the objective of a Rick and Morty 'adventure'.

    • @BRUghNO
      @BRUghNO 3 года назад +16

      Richard and Mortimer?

    • @alexmartinez5859
      @alexmartinez5859 3 года назад +13

      Dick and Mort?

    • @Ozukai
      @Ozukai 3 года назад +6

      Richter and Morteus's 5 minute adventure

    • @feh_x3
      @feh_x3 3 года назад +6

      Cock and Morti?

    • @issacbray1380
      @issacbray1380 3 года назад +2

      dick and mortocus?

  • @ostrich3335
    @ostrich3335 3 года назад +148

    Backrooms wanderer asmr would be awesome

  • @HeksiakTF2
    @HeksiakTF2 3 года назад +93

    This is actually intresting, too see how this man creates he's own series out of ASMR. Nice experience.

    • @omitHD
      @omitHD 3 года назад +6

      Interesting, to see, his own, experience. 😉

    • @triptica29
      @triptica29 3 года назад +3

      @@omitHD Just like butter.

    • @omitHD
      @omitHD 3 года назад +2

      @@triptica29 lol

    • @aqua-aint-it
      @aqua-aint-it 3 года назад

      Yo BTW I ma your 69th like

    • @HeksiakTF2
      @HeksiakTF2 3 года назад +1

      @@aqua-aint-it lets go

  • @blastsfists2547
    @blastsfists2547 3 года назад +196

    Alternative title, “Collecting Camouflage Micro-fabrics”

    • @texanplayer7651
      @texanplayer7651 3 года назад

      Underrated comment
      Then again, camo meme has been a bit overdone

    • @Kiralmao
      @Kiralmao 3 года назад

      Alternative title, “Collecting John Cena Particles”

    • @blastsfists2547
      @blastsfists2547 3 года назад

      @@texanplayer7651 trust me I kno, I just couldn’t miss the opportunity

  • @ReyMorton
    @ReyMorton 3 года назад +130

    I just imagined Corvus just popping in all of a sudden

    • @shannonneedham986
      @shannonneedham986 3 года назад +1

      Bruh 😂

    • @timmyg8888
      @timmyg8888 3 года назад +5

      **pauses**
      Wait... Sorry, been playing too much BO3 lately

    • @ToBeTheBowman
      @ToBeTheBowman 3 года назад +6

      At first when seeing thumbnail and title I pictured someone travelling into Corvus' head to collect void particles there, since the protagonist in the 'Rear Window'-video (from 3 years ago) said Corvus has an abyss under his mask

    • @jimvenanzio6561
      @jimvenanzio6561 3 года назад +2

      This can be a hook for another episode!!

    • @wyattl.4023
      @wyattl.4023 3 года назад +2

      Correct me if I'm wrong but Corvus hasn't been around since the face puncture experiment

  • @mauricecalvillo8486
    @mauricecalvillo8486 3 года назад +16

    2:01 He starts sounding like a numbers station, like those used during the Cold War. You can find several compiled in _The Conet Project,_ although those sound more scary than they sound relaxing lol.

  • @mariem607
    @mariem607 3 года назад +35

    You're literally the only asmr RUclipsr that I'll listen to. I don't know how you keep coming up with so many ideas but keep it up! You've helped my sleep and anxiety so much

    • @armin4298
      @armin4298 3 года назад +1

      Aaaahhh yes, nothing like help someone anxiety 😌

  • @thefellvr
    @thefellvr 3 года назад +81

    Skyrim asmr, starts with “Hey you, you’re finally awake”

    • @ethanol1mufc
      @ethanol1mufc 3 года назад +2

      hey you, you're finally awake, but you won't be for long

  • @flwrsodascomplex
    @flwrsodascomplex Год назад +5

    i like to iamgine that the voids are in fact physical beings that just are operating on another dimension scale (like 4d or more), so what appears to us as emptiness is just either the inside or the surface of the void, whom is doing their daily things on a dimensional scale

  • @westa8427
    @westa8427 3 года назад +8

    19:53 that lil smile unintentionally (or not?) made me happier.

  • @katayoonvafamanesh5906
    @katayoonvafamanesh5906 3 года назад +12

    The moment when you get distressed by the sluggish and monotonous rhythm of his voice while reading those numbers but you suddenly recall that you are in ASMR world and there is no rush at all✨🤝

  • @everetthowitzer6525
    @everetthowitzer6525 3 года назад +72

    Reading the title I can tell it’ll be a good one

  • @get_a_grip_4209
    @get_a_grip_4209 3 года назад +29

    this is a whole different experience whilst high as balls

  • @Dionysian.Cryptid
    @Dionysian.Cryptid 3 года назад +8

    "I'll be doing this for the next..." * pulls back sleeve to reveal watchless wrist * "...Now."
    That was funnier than it had any right being.

  • @xXIronPeachesXx
    @xXIronPeachesXx 2 года назад +14

    we had to look into the abyss so it could manifest itself to look back and be collected.
    after all observing an experiment changes its outcome :)

  • @Beat_2004
    @Beat_2004 3 года назад +26

    There's thicker paper on the clipboard. The notes sounds so soft now

    • @flowersandwater666
      @flowersandwater666 3 года назад +4

      I've noticed! I'm not the biggest fan of writing sounds asmr, I like them but not my favs for sure, however TODAY just awesome.

  • @mustachiopistachio1
    @mustachiopistachio1 3 года назад +25

    ER found a new way to grind the solstice armor i see

    • @mcgradyboat673
      @mcgradyboat673 3 года назад +2

      I am so glad to see another D2 player enjoy ER 😂

  • @SlunchSlide
    @SlunchSlide 3 года назад +5

    Uncle E. never stop making these adorable worlds and interesting stories to relax to. The way you make sure the viewer knows it's okay to fall asleep in most vids is rlly cute. keep it up.

  • @lpuru
    @lpuru 3 года назад +6

    3:47 me trying to wake up my mexican friend

  • @wyattl.4023
    @wyattl.4023 3 года назад +12

    "You stare into the void, and the void stares back... Certainty becomes uncertainty, the proverbial coin flips, und...."

    • @Corsaka
      @Corsaka 3 года назад

      hellsing ultimate abridged?

    • @wyattl.4023
      @wyattl.4023 3 года назад

      @@Corsaka yup

  • @ralphisxamida8533
    @ralphisxamida8533 2 года назад +7

    You know what people say: "When you look into the abyss, the abyss gets collected by Rift."

  • @DuxViperidae
    @DuxViperidae 3 года назад +105

    You like metal and cthulhu right? Well if so you should listen to "Crawling chaos" by "Bow Down"

  • @TheWorhik
    @TheWorhik 3 года назад +21

    This is definetly the best birthday present I received today, thank you Rift!

  • @starman6468
    @starman6468 3 года назад +4

    OMG HE'S ABOUT TO REACH THE MILLION. Last time I watched one of your videos you were stuck at 700,000. Keep up the awesome work man, we absolutely love it.

  • @jaycrispy8892
    @jaycrispy8892 Год назад +6

    ER, you are the GOAT of male asmr. So comforting and relaxed, and making QUALITY videos.
    (Edit) its 4:45am please help

  • @KidArez
    @KidArez 11 месяцев назад +5

    10:02 is where it's at for me. I wished there was a video of this kind of sound for hours.

    • @roejoganthesecond
      @roejoganthesecond 11 месяцев назад

      Oh damn this comment is fresh, have a good night

  • @notthatinnocent86
    @notthatinnocent86 3 года назад +17

    If you collect enough Void particles, you can make a Nova Bomb super (Warlock required)

    • @dimonddefender567
      @dimonddefender567 3 года назад +1

      I thought you were gonna say eldrich blast....I'm disappointed

    • @Slinkycomet39
      @Slinkycomet39 3 года назад +2

      *...Guardian? Eyes up Guardian!*

  • @redsoulheart5040
    @redsoulheart5040 3 года назад +13

    New drinking game. Take a shot every time he says “Void” . Gods speed my friends.

    • @whitespace6383
      @whitespace6383 Год назад

      more like take a shot every time he says a number

  • @profistah
    @profistah 3 года назад +11

    Pov:
    Dr W.D Gaster sorting out the void particles atom by atom to cure his bordness

    • @wolfydrkxxxx8398
      @wolfydrkxxxx8398 3 года назад +1

      AN UNDERTALE REFERENCE

    • @jolyne6012
      @jolyne6012 3 года назад +1

      i completely forgot about Gaster lmao

    • @profistah
      @profistah 3 года назад +1

      @@jolyne6012 lmfao

  • @aqua-aint-it
    @aqua-aint-it 3 года назад +7

    2:01
    The amount of tabs on *my mom's phone*

  • @fcode9310
    @fcode9310 3 года назад +7

    With this video a thought came to me: If you have empty space and you ask what's in that space, the answer would probably be "nothing". Yet the answer may be correct, it can also be false. Because having "nothing" is still having something: "nothing". So in reality "the true nothing" is imposible to picture, imagine or even question it's existence throughout time. Because, if it existed, doesn't that contradict the meaning of "nothing" itself, by returning to the previous statement by being something? Quite the paradox. I know it plays with the concept itself yet I found it interesting. Because we could maybe discuss the origin of the universe or death itself...

    • @dragzgaming
      @dragzgaming 3 года назад +1

      Even darkness is something. Space (something) is expanding into nothingness getting bigger every dau

  • @thelemon0001
    @thelemon0001 3 года назад +23

    I wish I had my own void, but the market is murder right now. I'll probably wait for the next stock crash.

    • @dragzgaming
      @dragzgaming 3 года назад +1

      I'm set for life, my bank account is filled to the brim of void

  • @thetwitchywitchy
    @thetwitchywitchy 3 года назад

    You without a doubt hold the number 1 spot in my "top favorite asmr channels of all time" list! I've been watching for yearsss now and have genuinely never gotten bored. Your videos have helped me so damn much, I just really needed to thank you. Having dealt with severe insomnia my whole life, and I can honestly say that your videos are a massive, massive reason I was able to stop taking the laundry list of sleeping medication I'd been on for many years. Your channel is absolutely incredible and so are you, you make completely unique content in your style, and that's why I love it! It feels so comforting and like a genuine experience every time :) Having become obsessed at an early age with HP Lovecraft, I have a particular soft spot for all of the INCREDIBLE videos you've done within that style and mythos, the costumes and props are always perfect and I have no idea how you are able to come up with so many creative takes on concepts, without any feeling repetitive.
    I am so happy you finally reached the million subs you've deserved for such a long time, and every chance I get, I always point friends your way :) So it's a lovely feeling that I've been able to share my appreciation and love for your channel by sharing it with others, and them with other friends, and so on. Thank you for all of the incredible work you do and all of the time you put into all of your videos. I know I would still be hooked on all of the sleeping meds I had to take just to fall asleep for maybe 2 hours a night if I hadn't come across your videos when I did :)

  • @karatecupcak_e
    @karatecupcak_e 3 года назад +6

    All I can imagine is the Void: material used to make vessels in Hollow Knight

  • @energyshock6038
    @energyshock6038 3 года назад +6

    You uploaded this just in time. My elytra broke and I was about to fall and die in the void but now I’m just falling forever

  • @ebp5705
    @ebp5705 3 года назад +23

    Nobody:
    Hollow Knight Fans:
    *Incoherent, Loud, Screaming*

    • @ebp5705
      @ebp5705 3 года назад

      I genuinely believe that the PK was a good person. He just got desperate

  • @ВиталийСаламон-н8ъ
    @ВиталийСаламон-н8ъ 3 года назад +1

    Uncle Rift's voice is so soothing. Thx for all that relaxation you bring to all of us.

  • @tristanhoffman6974
    @tristanhoffman6974 3 года назад +3

    *”Do you have that same number in your notes?”*
    Not sure. You mind reading through it again?

  • @anim3_th0ts6
    @anim3_th0ts6 3 года назад +5

    The the fact this man has never put an ad in his videos is just amazing

  • @PanGuy_
    @PanGuy_ 3 года назад +9

    After this video I need an hour-long video of ER just saying numbers lol

    • @isparkys9604
      @isparkys9604 3 года назад +1

      THE NUMBERS MASON

    • @PanGuy_
      @PanGuy_ 3 года назад +1

      @@isparkys9604 WHAT DO THEY MEAN

  • @communistcrusader217
    @communistcrusader217 3 года назад

    I remember subscribing back when you was averaging 1k views and now your close to a million subscribers, I’m truly honored to have been at your side since the beginning, never stop making videos, you’re creatively simply put knows no bounds. Love ya uncle E. Thanks for helping cure my insomnia over the years😌

  • @endermage77
    @endermage77 3 года назад +3

    Sometimes I think the Sanitarium actively assigns abitrarily high designations to things just so it sounds older and more prestigious than it really is, even considering how old and space-warped it already actually is

  • @meozy4365
    @meozy4365 3 года назад +2

    I woke up suddenly feeling disoriented, anxious and just wrong in general and couldn't go back to sleep even though I was tired. This helped me go back to sleep real quick. As always, Thank you Uncle E, youre awesome!

  • @JamesParkOfficial
    @JamesParkOfficial 8 месяцев назад +3

    Ah, another traveler... what a rare and wonderful find. Yes, quite uncommon. You're traversing through... The Void. Have you been here long? Yeah? Well, I've been here longer than I can remember. Hm, now, nothing makes sense here, in The Void. In The Void, everything and anything belongs here. And yet, is also misplaced. Like you. Like me. Like... whatever that is. Anyway, you seem lost. Do you know where you're going? Do you know where you've been? It's hard to tell here, in The Void. I've lost my sense of direction a long time ago. Maybe a few minutes... hmm... hard to tell when you're here... in The Void. But it's nice to have some company.

  • @clueless1173
    @clueless1173 Год назад +11

    This is going to make me sound like such a nerd, but because I have way too much time on my hands, I counted the numbers he said at the start of the video, which if we go by the theory that the number means which void we are on, then apparently there are at least 800 septenvigintillion voids in this world. Just so you know, that's 8, followed by 86 zeros, or 800,217,104,363,422,020,215,555,559,555,995,958,714,926,300,444,422,222,202,229,229,911,111,111,111,111,111,144,443. We can take the average size of 1 void, which is around 30 to 300 million light years (according to google), then, if we take the conservative number of 30 million light years, and multiply it by 800 septenvigintillion, we get about 240 trigintillion. A number that is followed by 94 zeros, or 240,065,130,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000. To put that into context that is 51 novemvigintillion times the size of the known universe, a number that is followed by 91 zeros, or 51,618,029,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 times the size of the known universe. And that's if we take the smallest possible size of a void. If we take the largest possible size of a void (being 300 million light years) then it would be 10 times larger, at 51 trigintillion times the size of the known universe, a number that is followed by 94 zeros, or, 51,618,029,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 times the size of the known universe. So if we take all this into account, we know that "many voids" means either 51 novemvigintillion times the size of the known universe, or 51 trigintillion times the size of the known universe. And that's just "at least". Because there could very well be more voids after this one since he didn't say that this was the latest one or the last one. Now like I said at the beginning, this is only calculated as if the number of the void states which void in the world it is, I could very well be completely wrong and it could just be like a barcode system, but if my theory is correct, that the number of the void actually does mean that it states which void it is in the world, then we are very very very VERY… fucked.
    Also, sorry if this got really long, I spent waaaay too much time on this.

  • @johnhouse3898
    @johnhouse3898 3 года назад +3

    Those repetitive numbers show why Rift is still the King of ASMR today...Chills.

  • @sirsquabblesauce9442
    @sirsquabblesauce9442 3 года назад +2

    It was 2 years ago when your channel first introduced me to ASMR. Thank you for making such amazing content!

  • @ryderwhited6
    @ryderwhited6 3 года назад +3

    These seems like an episode of Futurama: "Good news everyone! You're off to collect a sample of void particles from colleague of mine!"

  • @aupreiy
    @aupreiy 3 года назад +1

    taking the top off the void particle collector container is my new favorite asmr sound

  • @marcus_dot
    @marcus_dot 3 года назад +3

    He's so close to 1M, I've been waiting almost a decade for this.

    • @XAspectRatioX
      @XAspectRatioX 3 года назад

      Says the one that’s channel is only 5 years old

  • @vanavern
    @vanavern 3 года назад +1

    The lid sounds from the small container was heavenly

  • @Titanninja12
    @Titanninja12 Месяц назад +4

    33:36 HE SKIPPED 57!!!

  • @NotASpyReally
    @NotASpyReally 3 года назад +1

    22:00 how am i supposed to sleep while being attacked by these puns xdddddd

  • @tonexcleveland2863
    @tonexcleveland2863 3 года назад +4

    Rift: *breaks up with many entities or anomalies*
    Me: sounds like you need to *adVOID* other anomalies

  • @thepappi9
    @thepappi9 3 года назад +1

    i love the vast universe in this beautiful channel. good job man :)

  • @archerfiend4802
    @archerfiend4802 Год назад +3

    2:08 me collecting average Twitter user IQ scores

  • @vamp1310
    @vamp1310 3 года назад +2

    All that void will sure be useful in making sure moths don't invade our dreams while we sleep

  • @middleofnowhere1313
    @middleofnowhere1313 3 года назад +4

    Ah yes, i scream into the void regularly. You may find word particles.

    • @atrejadevoid
      @atrejadevoid 3 года назад

      So you are the reason that sector got muted. You have to breath deeply more often, good for your blood flow and the temper. Much love though! 🖤

  • @plasmablue3950
    @plasmablue3950 3 года назад +1

    The Pale King when making the vessels:

  • @bensoontm5244
    @bensoontm5244 3 года назад +11

    It was nothing, now it's void
    next
    --> ASMR with things that existed here, in the loong loong past.

  • @sychodelicstorm5592
    @sychodelicstorm5592 3 года назад

    A great way to to do a specific trigger while still doing your roleplays, I love it

  • @beanreview5803
    @beanreview5803 3 года назад +3

    This man looks like the Cologne he wears is called knitted sweaters on the beach

  • @kyleduvall8818
    @kyleduvall8818 3 года назад +2

    Ephemeral Rift: Let’s just confirm that you are in the right void. Are you supposed to be at void number 800217104363422020215555559555995958714926300444422222202229229911111111111111111144443?
    Me (confused): Sure. It’s close enough.

  • @ifyouleavenow5960
    @ifyouleavenow5960 3 года назад +3

    WHAT THE FUCKKKKKK IVE BEEN WATCHING ER FOR YEARS AND ALL THIS FUCKING TIME I WASNT SUBSCRIBED?????? WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKK I EVEN REMEMBER LETS EAT NOTHING

  • @LachlanMcIlwain
    @LachlanMcIlwain 3 года назад +1

    "Make yourself Able of Comfort" I'll be sure to use that next time family & friends visit my humble abode.

  • @nightmaregod8995
    @nightmaregod8995 3 года назад +10

    Next episode collecting your atoms with Dr.plague 🕴

    • @epiclegowarrior7416
      @epiclegowarrior7416 3 года назад +1

      What an vulgar way of expressing joyous disappointment with a mix of IT!!!

  • @barrythomas1091
    @barrythomas1091 3 года назад +1

    The way I imagine voids fighting is like if two equally sized black hole existed next each other

  • @MegaChorro123
    @MegaChorro123 3 года назад +12

    The void is the hole in my heart that never succeeds in finding something to fill itself up with

    • @Lusiggy
      @Lusiggy 3 года назад +3

      You good bro?

    • @MegaChorro123
      @MegaChorro123 3 года назад

      @@Lusiggy
      Yee I’m good man. I just feel empty sometimes.

    • @Lusiggy
      @Lusiggy 3 года назад +1

      @@MegaChorro123 same

  • @jevinjensen6209
    @jevinjensen6209 3 года назад +1

    The lore in your videos is so darn cool 😎👍🏼 Keep it up, my man!

  • @unyverseuwu5998
    @unyverseuwu5998 3 года назад +3

    My mans looking for diamonds on the wrong Y level

  • @dong32117
    @dong32117 3 года назад +1

    The only character to breakout of Gojo's Domain Expansion "Infinity Void"