Measuring Your Facial Features ... for Science! | ASMR

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  • Опубликовано: 13 окт 2024
  • A scientist measures the various parts of your face from your eyes to your teeth.
    If you are new to "ASMR" and/or my channel, welcome aboard and thanks for dropping by! The majority of videos I create, often in an unorthodox manner, are meant to help you relax, sleep, hopefully experience ASMR, and any other use that might help you find some peace of mind, concentrate, study, decompress, etc.
    What is ASMR?
    ASMR stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response. It's just a non-scientific, made-up term that a layperson came up with to describe the feeling characterized as a pleasant tingling sensation felt in various parts of the body (head, scalp, back, legs, etc.) in response to various visual, auditory, tactile, olfactory, and/or cognitive stimuli, such as crinkling bags, hand movements, whispering, personal attention or watching someone perform a task. It's like goosebumps, but much more pleasant and without the uncomfortable chills.
    ASMR videos are meant to intentionally induce this sensation in the viewer, often referred to as "tingles". However, the videos also serve to provide a relaxing, calming, comforting and soothing experience for people beyond ASMR purposes. Many people who do not experience ASMR still enjoy these videos. I experienced ASMR throughout my life, but no longer do.
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Комментарии • 2 тыс.

  • @SublimeNine
    @SublimeNine 4 года назад +4204

    ER: “do you have any questions for me”
    Me: “yeah actu-“
    ER: “No, good”

    • @spicywater8701
      @spicywater8701 4 года назад +56

      quantum gamer he knew your question, he answered it later in the video

    • @rmcmahan0348
      @rmcmahan0348 4 года назад +14

      Idk why but if he was a bit younger he may look like ssundee just saying

    • @monib9669
      @monib9669 4 года назад +2

      When was that

    • @maxsolis5538
      @maxsolis5538 4 года назад

      quantum gamer Cliche comment 😒

    • @runawayfaeIX
      @runawayfaeIX 4 года назад +4

      Just like a real doctor, honestly 😅

  • @emptycarrots4051
    @emptycarrots4051 4 года назад +6772

    "Your entire face belongs in a museum"
    Yeah it's a real Picasso

  • @akoalabear239
    @akoalabear239 4 года назад +1113

    I don’t think I’ve ever heard the word caruncle before today, but now I’ve probably heard it 20+ times and I’ve been told that mine are quite stunning. Funny how life can change so quickly.

  • @florilaan
    @florilaan 4 года назад +3477

    Somebody needs to determine the exact measurements he actually took and draw the face that would have been needed for that

    • @dovahcatgaming922
      @dovahcatgaming922 4 года назад +166

      PLEASE! I BEG OF YOU!

    • @khymerlynnchamberlayne5411
      @khymerlynnchamberlayne5411 4 года назад +307

      I might do this soon ,,, quarantine has me bored and deprived 😳

    • @MaiMuffins
      @MaiMuffins 4 года назад +155

      @@khymerlynnchamberlayne5411 , Wow I would have never thought that it would look like that. I'm impressed you stayed awake enough to record the info and draw it.

    • @livly_garden
      @livly_garden 4 года назад +73

      @@khymerlynnchamberlayne5411 they have the most stunning caruncles

    • @kalidasanmuthusamy4887
      @kalidasanmuthusamy4887 4 года назад +37

      Me: yes
      Yes
      YEs
      YES

  • @wikern7010
    @wikern7010 4 года назад +5514

    When you were 6 and tried to make a Mii of yourself

  • @Mistersheeaun
    @Mistersheeaun 4 года назад +1098

    Man I really hope we get a follow up to "what type of SCP are you?". That's my favorite rift video ever and there's so much potential there

    • @Hank123West
      @Hank123West 4 года назад +54

      Honestly he could make this an SCP ASMR channel and id still be happy lol

    • @PredatorH2O
      @PredatorH2O 4 года назад +27

      @@Hank123West It basically is one. Most characters could definetely be considered as scp.

    • @og.K7
      @og.K7 4 года назад +1

      predator H2O which characters?

    • @PredatorH2O
      @PredatorH2O 4 года назад +18

      @@og.K7 Corvus , Dave, The Man etc.

    • @inderclubpodcast125
      @inderclubpodcast125 4 года назад +12

      yeah but honestly we need some crazy sh*t going on there like the viewer needs some wings or a monster body, so er can talk about it, would be so interesting and fun (no front btw)

  • @remy1705
    @remy1705 4 года назад +350

    i’ve been reading through the comments and i am so impressed with the fanbase of ER. everyone is so genuine and nice to each other, a very good environment as well as very relaxing asmr vids. congrats to you ER and to all the wonderful people in the comments. have a fantastic day and don’t get corona

    • @shadowbrine114
      @shadowbrine114 2 года назад +12

      I think that's just the ASMR community in general (the audience I mean). If you don't get the tingles (as in you not react to it) or you think all this is weird, then you just move on. Like, people don't tend to leave nasty comments on videos like this, because you'd already have to like ASMR to find it. So everyone left is really nice! 😊

    • @skymanlordoftheskies
      @skymanlordoftheskies 2 года назад +4

      This comment is like a blast in the past into 2020

    • @maple7093
      @maple7093 2 года назад +2

      What's wrong with a good beer, eh?

    • @lillie3029
      @lillie3029 Год назад

      I hate you. This is definitely not satire. /s

    • @SnootDog
      @SnootDog 9 месяцев назад +2

      (Narrator voice) "And then he said the N-word..."

  • @agusss_villa
    @agusss_villa 4 года назад +3644

    when you want to recreate yourself in The Sims

    • @Max_6200
      @Max_6200 3 года назад +26

      Literally me

    • @trippyskully449
      @trippyskully449 3 года назад +13

      Was gonna like but then realized it’s on 666

    • @hydrawith2heads912
      @hydrawith2heads912 3 года назад +7

      @@trippyskully449 don't worry it's safe now

    • @madatrynnn
      @madatrynnn 3 года назад +26

      @MALACHI MARSH nah they probably just like the number. so baby pls
      chill n go nite nite to this video

    • @squish8785
      @squish8785 3 года назад +3

      @MALACHI MARSH OK.. Sheep 😜

  • @luni1946
    @luni1946 4 года назад +924

    Me: I don't like my body.
    ER: Has anybody ever told you, that you have amazing and fascinating caruncles?

  • @Synthshot
    @Synthshot 3 года назад +1585

    Doctor: *Explains and measures face*
    Me: I like your funny words, science man

  • @jarjarjacobs
    @jarjarjacobs 4 года назад +8119

    it took a middle aged man dressed as a doctor in a RUclips video to teach me self confidence in my caruncles.

  • @herpderp3916
    @herpderp3916 4 года назад +1235

    I think this whole video was just an excuse for ER to say caruncle over and over.

    • @Im_Everywhere
      @Im_Everywhere 4 года назад +41

      I suspect that you've hit the nail on the head there bud

    • @kakary3161
      @kakary3161 3 года назад +10

      Bubger Kirg

    • @AGA-q3f
      @AGA-q3f 3 года назад +5

      @@kakary3161 borkr kink

    • @tomahawk929
      @tomahawk929 5 месяцев назад +2

      W O R T H I T :)

  • @danktoast2898
    @danktoast2898 4 года назад +1580

    “don’t worry, if you pass out I’ll just keep feelin you up”

  • @Osoros666
    @Osoros666 4 года назад +1224

    my brain in the middle of an exam:
    " caruncle - isn't that a beautiful word?"
    me: stop
    brain:
    " caruncle caruncle caruncle caruncle caruncle caruncle "

  • @verynotunique
    @verynotunique 4 года назад +346

    ER: you have extraordinary caruncles
    me: *starts crying*

  • @MinorSpiffy
    @MinorSpiffy 4 года назад +1102

    Can you do a video where you are just really suspicious of whoever you're testing like they are lying with every answer for no reason. Just pull back your face and be like "you sure about that...."

  • @liekeemilia
    @liekeemilia 4 года назад +597

    *Ephemeral Rift saying I have remarkable facial features*
    Me laying in bed with a double chin: :))

  • @fergusdunlop8498
    @fergusdunlop8498 4 года назад +224

    1:57
    ER:"and your upper right pupil"
    Me: yea treat me like the four eyed freak that I am.

    • @arsenicsCatnip
      @arsenicsCatnip 4 года назад +15

      Fergus Dunlop that’s sounds kinky ngl

    • @fergusdunlop8498
      @fergusdunlop8498 4 года назад +16

      @@arsenicsCatnip I I did not mean for it to sound like that lmao

    • @JerryBlueChew
      @JerryBlueChew 4 года назад +10

      Fergus Dunlop it really sounded like it did LMAO

    • @cutiesoupia
      @cutiesoupia 2 года назад

      New fetish acquired, 4eyed kink

    • @a_normal_guyy3627
      @a_normal_guyy3627 2 года назад +3

      @CripticLocker apparently your comment is translate to English as "come on"

  • @fatborb.5677
    @fatborb.5677 4 года назад +539

    Telling it's for science is basically telling "You're ugly." In a way to not hurt someone's feelings.

    • @jojje4861
      @jojje4861 4 года назад +39

      Fat Borb. Or he wants prime mesurments of a sæxy face

    • @frizzykitten20
      @frizzykitten20 4 года назад +19

      It could just be really weird to say they like your face and want to measure it so claim its for science id get very worried like are they goimg to make another face of mine and be weird with it if they liked it, but for science its easier to say yes 😂

    • @freddo4304
      @freddo4304 4 года назад +2

      That's why I skipped it so that way I am not ugly
      200IQ

    • @akoalabear239
      @akoalabear239 4 года назад +8

      We’re not ugly, this man clearly told us that we have gorgeous caruncles!!

  • @Mythzz
    @Mythzz 4 года назад +98

    27:46 *"well my scepticism.. Jumped out of the 40 story window to its death..."*
    I love it 😂

    • @I-TM-I
      @I-TM-I 2 года назад +1

      Did it do it for SCIENCE!?!? (portal music starts to play)

  • @OGSinisterPotato
    @OGSinisterPotato 4 года назад +50

    275g/9¾oz unsalted butter, softened.
    *275g/9¾oz soft light brown sugar.*
    225g/8oz granulated sugar.
    *2 large free-range eggs.*
    1 tbsp vanilla extract.
    *475g/1lb 1oz plain flour.*
    2 tsp baking powder.
    *300g/10½oz good-quality milk chocolate,* chopped. roughly into chunks,
    *100mg of vecuronium bromide.*

    • @Beat_2004
      @Beat_2004 4 года назад

      Mwat

    • @I-TM-I
      @I-TM-I 2 года назад +6

      I'm extremely confused and terrified by this.

    • @theskeleclan
      @theskeleclan Год назад +13

      Thank I fed this to my dad
      And now he’s flying through walls at hyper sonic speeds

    • @LunaTheMushroom
      @LunaTheMushroom Год назад +4

      gonna need some context sir

    • @leotsering
      @leotsering 10 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@LunaTheMushroom*CAKE*

  • @mitsurumochida8488
    @mitsurumochida8488 4 года назад +2135

    The most scientific way to say "you look hot"

    • @MSKIV
      @MSKIV 4 года назад +49

      *correct*

    • @tenaciousjape8288
      @tenaciousjape8288 4 года назад +52

      Nono, he’s got a point

    • @No.1EspurrFan
      @No.1EspurrFan 4 года назад +30

      Why are you booing me?!
      I'm right!

    • @bruhnova8917
      @bruhnova8917 3 года назад +8

      I mean, yeah

    • @kelp_idk
      @kelp_idk 3 года назад +8

      That is what we call a statement that is not wrong.

  • @gee_dubya
    @gee_dubya 4 года назад +3293

    Me trying to get a girlfriend: “You have the most amazing caruncles”

    • @DwightLivesMatter
      @DwightLivesMatter 4 года назад +10

      Cringe.

    • @chilly1701
      @chilly1701 4 года назад +42

      @14LM
      Stfu and don’t ask for views

    • @tenaciousjape8288
      @tenaciousjape8288 4 года назад +89

      That is officially my pick-up line from now on!

    • @JustLaxxin
      @JustLaxxin 4 года назад +7

      He'd crawl out of a hole in the ground lol

    • @boofenshmirtz3658
      @boofenshmirtz3658 3 года назад +16

      What’s ur profile picture? It’s creepy

  • @BumUncleCyd
    @BumUncleCyd 4 года назад +407

    Just title this “ER saying caruncle for 54 minutes”

    • @DakonusPlays
      @DakonusPlays 4 года назад +4

      Actually 54:05 😂😂

    • @luis_-mf3er
      @luis_-mf3er 4 года назад +1

      come watch my baby Pluto edit would really appreciate it

    • @incrediblepony
      @incrediblepony 3 года назад +3

      He learned a new word - we should be proud of uncle ER. It's not often boomers broaden their horizons xD

    • @incrediblepony
      @incrediblepony 3 года назад +3

      @@oddity404 no clue really.. with they way he changes looks all the time he could be 32 or 58 :S

  • @TheCstar07
    @TheCstar07 4 года назад +570

    I don't know Doc, the last time someone measured me while I was asleep I woke up in a grave

    • @someguyontheinternet8769
      @someguyontheinternet8769 4 года назад +29

      Trust me
      You have my word that that might not happen

    • @nobledamask
      @nobledamask 4 года назад +5

      * nonchalantly whistles "The Shadow of the Undertaker" *

    • @Alisibeth_Talia212
      @Alisibeth_Talia212 4 года назад +1

      Last time it happened for me, I woke up in a room with someone I hated.

    • @FoxBullet
      @FoxBullet 4 года назад +7

      Lucky; last time I got measured like this, I blinked and woke up in a corn field. Damn aliens; that probe left me sore for a week!

    • @bombdotcom2168
      @bombdotcom2168 3 года назад +1

      I reckon the last time someone measured me in my sleep I ended up with a missing kidney-

  • @cornchicken08
    @cornchicken08 4 года назад +522

    This video is a lot more terrifying if you watch without sound and guess what he's measuring

    • @Necrom6
      @Necrom6 4 года назад +223

      My absolutely humongous monster cock

    • @totallynotimpostor8533
      @totallynotimpostor8533 4 года назад +23

      .

    • @og.K7
      @og.K7 4 года назад +17

      PeksMex whats a cock?

    • @resnoname2411
      @resnoname2411 4 года назад +99

      @@og.K7 an animal,the male of a regular chicken.

    • @localjuicebox9026
      @localjuicebox9026 4 года назад +11

      @@resnoname2411 if u look at his channel u can tell he knows what it is

  • @lindseyphilbin4515
    @lindseyphilbin4515 4 года назад +169

    Feeling pretty good about my caruncles right now

  • @rabidrider1135
    @rabidrider1135 4 года назад +80

    This had me so relaxed and laughing all at the same time. I lost it when he said pull someone aside and tell them to take a good look at your nostrils.

  • @qualivia
    @qualivia 4 года назад +110

    I want someone to take those measurements and draw us the face of this fascinating creature.

  • @user-sk3jd3ff3q
    @user-sk3jd3ff3q 4 года назад +1533

    Day 12 of trying to convince Ephemeral Rift to do a Gandalf the Grey ASMR Video

    • @DarkWallay
      @DarkWallay 4 года назад +54

      Keep going soldier! I'm supporting you!

    • @crusadervader3609
      @crusadervader3609 4 года назад +19

      Dude I would love to see it

    • @LuckyArceus
      @LuckyArceus 4 года назад +12

      M or dumbledore.

    • @johnweber4504
      @johnweber4504 4 года назад +29

      That could be funny, “YOU SHALL NOT PASS OUT...yet”

    • @FirestormDDash
      @FirestormDDash 4 года назад +13

      And what. Then have a crossover with the Thor of ASMR?

  • @thegodofallakira6349
    @thegodofallakira6349 4 года назад +101

    Two possibilities: one er found out what a caraunkel was about an hour before writing the script for this, or b, he’s know for a while and has wanted to put it in a video for the longest time and finally had a chance.

  • @Cam-rz4zd
    @Cam-rz4zd 4 года назад +104

    Me spending 15 hours in the character creation on a new MMO:

  • @mypfpiswhatourphonesees4294
    @mypfpiswhatourphonesees4294 4 года назад +3079

    Eyes- small
    Ears- wide
    Nose- large
    Cheeks- puffy
    Mouth- massive
    Chin- 2
    Forehead- airport size
    Quite remarkable facial feature you have...

  • @VerucaMarie
    @VerucaMarie 4 года назад +150

    "Hey girl, lemme measure your eyeball and then bounce."

    • @MaxiSniper
      @MaxiSniper 3 года назад +10

      "Hey you got nice caruncles"

  • @asklepio7787
    @asklepio7787 4 года назад +633

    Bruh, I just noticed that I have the same pen as you...
    I lost it yesterday 👀

    • @wolftankbabygay
      @wolftankbabygay 4 года назад +38

      It was I, the great pApyRUs

    • @saltygoat9034
      @saltygoat9034 4 года назад +53

      He’s sneakin in your window, snatchin yo pencils up.

    • @Goldstar990
      @Goldstar990 4 года назад +6

      Exposed

    • @ericaleslie257
      @ericaleslie257 4 года назад +9

      In your case...
      It would be...
      *HAD*...
      Since you lost it yesterday!!😂

    • @00brick93
      @00brick93 4 года назад +5

      he stole it

  • @TimberYeti1089
    @TimberYeti1089 2 года назад +32

    I know this is an old video man, but I have to say: your video quality is amazing. Easily top 5% of the creators out there. Audio is very good also, but this video really showcases your video fidelity.

  • @FirestormDDash
    @FirestormDDash 4 года назад +159

    "I like pupils. They're alright." - Rift

  • @dejangvozdic715
    @dejangvozdic715 4 года назад +371

    Dexter: omelette du fromage
    Me: caruncles

    • @lumethecrow2632
      @lumethecrow2632 4 года назад +2

      Omelette

    • @lumethecrow2632
      @lumethecrow2632 4 года назад

      @What about no He can just Google it

    • @AlaynaAlana
      @AlaynaAlana 4 года назад +1

      Ain’t that an egg?

    • @lumethecrow2632
      @lumethecrow2632 4 года назад +3

      @@AlaynaAlana An omelette is made with eggs, sí

    • @bigoulay46
      @bigoulay46 4 года назад

      What about no hahaha t’es en train de tous les mêler là.

  • @Mkmcco
    @Mkmcco 4 года назад +495

    I fell asleep around 20 minutes into the video
    In school

    • @xenan214
      @xenan214 4 года назад +8

      I would've liked to see that happen

    • @frizzykitten20
      @frizzykitten20 4 года назад +32

      Thats a risky place to watch these videos in the first place 😂

    • @ThePhantomM1X
      @ThePhantomM1X 4 года назад +7

      For science

    • @timewellspent8137
      @timewellspent8137 4 года назад +7

      -IN AMERICA
      I don't think most of you will understand that one

    • @immaguitar3640
      @immaguitar3640 4 года назад +5

      @@timewellspent8137 I think it should pretty obvious considering how often that joke is made on the internet lol

  • @PamelaAlcantara4387
    @PamelaAlcantara4387 3 года назад +56

    Can I just say I absolutely adore how he ads “For science” and after says “the measurements I *need*”

  • @aircrawdad7313
    @aircrawdad7313 4 года назад +67

    8:10 "It doesn't effect your vision at all I just want you to be self conscious for the rest of your life"
    O-oh.....

    • @Yunowuno
      @Yunowuno 3 года назад

      Sees aot pfp
      Me: your a person of culture as well

    • @Bluesit32
      @Bluesit32 2 года назад

      "Am I some kind of freak? Is that a hump?! I am not an animal!"

  • @grxh6633
    @grxh6633 4 года назад +85

    34:06 „I like pupils“
    *FBI knocks on door*

    • @shishi1806
      @shishi1806 3 года назад +1

      I don't know if I should be laughing or concerned

    • @yellowmello1223
      @yellowmello1223 3 года назад +3

      Oh my
      This is really creative

    • @MaxiSniper
      @MaxiSniper 3 года назад

      *MAN*

  • @BirdyBrainzz15
    @BirdyBrainzz15 3 года назад +98

    "You have quit the remarkable set of facial features..."
    Why thank you~
    ( ꈍᴗꈍ)
    The man likes ma caruncles

    • @GodofWisdom123
      @GodofWisdom123 3 года назад +1

      Yay

    • @bombdotcom2168
      @bombdotcom2168 3 года назад +1

      Such a strange word- Caruncle.
      I kept laughing and snapping right back awake when he said Caruncle

  • @Shotzy64
    @Shotzy64 4 года назад +28

    I can’t help but think that ER just writes down his shopping list whenever he has a clipboard.

  • @AndratVO
    @AndratVO 4 года назад +144

    This, to me, feels like an “Eye of the Beholder” Twilight Zone-styled video, just with much less terror. While almost everyone in the Riftverse has the same facial features, we have a different face, as was made evident by the many people making remarks about our face to this doctor and him doing measurements to make sure we had the right proportions, making sure we conform to this society’s standards.

    • @hairburrito
      @hairburrito 4 года назад +10

      now THIS is galaxy brain

    • @FirestormDDash
      @FirestormDDash 4 года назад +2

      Its just a horse in a tux. Dont worry guys. He blends right in.

    • @luis_-mf3er
      @luis_-mf3er 4 года назад

      Andrat come watch my baby Pluto edit would really appreciate it

    • @sihtdaeruoynac3486
      @sihtdaeruoynac3486 3 года назад +1

      Man, this got deep suddenly...

    • @shadowbrine114
      @shadowbrine114 2 года назад +2

      This is such a deep and beautiful comment and my tired ass was just staring at it thinking "wtf is eye of the beholder? Is that a Yu-Gi-Oh card?"

  • @grimms8783
    @grimms8783 4 года назад +244

    Everyone else in the comments: "Man I'm so ugly"
    My immediate thoughts on seeing the video: "Go ahead and measure, I'm bloody gorgeous."

    • @vurelf
      @vurelf 4 года назад +3

      fact!!

    • @blitzkrieg7353
      @blitzkrieg7353 4 года назад +4

      E.R. in the video: Bruh you ugly af tbh

    • @aBOXofcolor
      @aBOXofcolor 4 года назад +12

      Dallen Franklin im not. I don’t eat hot chips or lie.

    • @grimms8783
      @grimms8783 4 года назад +14

      @Dallen Franklin Yeah, I would say so considering I'm a dude.

    • @grimms8783
      @grimms8783 4 года назад +13

      @Dallen Franklin Well, not really. I probably have as much to offer as the average person. I'm just confident in my appearance is all.

  • @foxx.on.saturn5143
    @foxx.on.saturn5143 4 года назад +48

    Him: You have nice...uh facial features
    Me half asleep:
    Whyyyy thank you 😌 i picked them out myself

    • @Shadowheart181
      @Shadowheart181 2 года назад +3

      Ah, went through the body modification too I see

  • @bkroque10
    @bkroque10 3 года назад +22

    I keep coming back to this video, it gave me the most tingles I've ever had in my entire life.

  • @jwfjwf4031
    @jwfjwf4031 4 года назад +63

    When Uncle E becomes Caruncle E

    • @shadowbrine114
      @shadowbrine114 3 года назад +1

      This one. This is my favourite comment

  • @yungavocado3158
    @yungavocado3158 4 года назад +265

    The last time we measured facial features of people, it wasn't so welcome by the world.

    • @abnormaltetricitisrex7269
      @abnormaltetricitisrex7269 4 года назад +33

      Yung Avocado “his nose is too big...”
      *Send him to the gulag*

    • @yungavocado3158
      @yungavocado3158 4 года назад +25

      @@abnormaltetricitisrex7269 *the "camp"

    • @gaim_goddess3090
      @gaim_goddess3090 4 года назад +25

      They had to check to see if they were ripe for the oven

    • @gangstakittie7699
      @gangstakittie7699 4 года назад +4

      @@gaim_goddess3090 oh my god haha

    • @GoOnion
      @GoOnion 4 года назад +1

      Well, I was thinking more about this and the will west case

  • @Kogara1
    @Kogara1 4 года назад +157

    Me: watching asmr turn up the audio
    Ad: PLAY RAID SHADOW LEGENDS

    • @MsYunaFires
      @MsYunaFires 4 года назад +1

      And this is why you go Premium ;)

    • @bigboikrabbypatty3979
      @bigboikrabbypatty3979 4 года назад +2

      Original

    • @_foodwrap_
      @_foodwrap_ 4 года назад +1

      LET'S PLAY RAID SHADOW LEGENDS

    • @homeforflowers218
      @homeforflowers218 4 года назад

      Although it wasn't an ASMR ad, mine was an ad for Persona 5 Royal. I watched it through and through till the very end!

    • @coominrider
      @coominrider 4 года назад

      Vanced?

  • @TheBladeOfTheHero
    @TheBladeOfTheHero 4 года назад +92

    There better be a “Fixing Your Crooked Smile ASMR” video coming in the future.

    • @MSKIV
      @MSKIV 4 года назад +1

      I can make your smile crooked with my rates E fists

    • @kockinmeazz
      @kockinmeazz Год назад

      @@MSKIV Run my 1s 🐱

  • @gemndiamonds6425
    @gemndiamonds6425 4 года назад +88

    let's measure your dilated pupils
    *actively constricts pupils with bright light*

  • @BornotB-xi6kg
    @BornotB-xi6kg 4 года назад +79

    "for science"
    By this he means getting measurements so he can clone us and replace us with a near perfect replica.

    • @akoalabear239
      @akoalabear239 4 года назад +1

      Hopefully the replica of me will be better than my actual self xD

    • @cyanmint1173
      @cyanmint1173 4 года назад

      It'll be like the episode when everyone turns into Dr.Doof zombies

    • @I-TM-I
      @I-TM-I 2 года назад

      LORE: this is a scientist from Aperature Science to clone people for tests.

  • @emilypassaro1847
    @emilypassaro1847 4 года назад +25

    I'm always so anxious to go to sleep because of my meds giving me terrible nightmares every single night, but without fail you are what helps me finally fall asleep thank you so much

  • @iimv1935
    @iimv1935 4 года назад +316

    Honestly I don’t want to sound demanding if you ever read this or if anyone else agrees with me i could really use another suicidal thoughts and depression video. This year is super shitty and I’ve been having more consistent thoughts of suicide and they really help take my mind off of my everyday life and help me stomach everything that’s happening. If not it’s ok I have all of your other lovely videos but I figure I could at least try. Much love and good luck everyone

    • @localboye1962
      @localboye1962 4 года назад +45

      I hope you’re ok friend , Rift may not have posted one of those in a while but if you ever need somebody to talk to I’m here , even though we don’t know each other I’m willing to listen if it means your life continues , I hope you’ve had a great day today

    • @andrewtrojack2796
      @andrewtrojack2796 4 года назад +31

      My Instagram is Andrew.trojack . Snap is andrew.trojack . If you need to talk don’t hesitate to add me or follow me g

    • @shyguy7481
      @shyguy7481 4 года назад +17

      Definitely agree with you another video like that would be incredible xx best of luck to you in your hard times the storm cant last forever

    • @TheWorhik
      @TheWorhik 4 года назад +13

      Soon all these treaths will be over, just keep faith and hold on. I believe in you, you can do it.

    • @angelycal
      @angelycal 4 года назад +9

      bro i feel the same... hope youre ok, take care and good luck, everything will get better with time 💞

  • @ollie_ii
    @ollie_ii 4 года назад +33

    1:02
    Rift: “before we begin, do you have any questions for me, whatsoever?”
    Me: “is this lega-“
    Rift: “no? Excellent.”
    Me: *visible confusion*

  • @TheCstar07
    @TheCstar07 4 года назад +63

    I like it when he does a science

  • @Poet_03
    @Poet_03 4 года назад +55

    I kept hearing Grunkle, which made me miss Gravity Falls a lot...
    BUT MY AIM IS GETTING BETTER.

    • @Kn1feShift
      @Kn1feShift 4 года назад +9

      HER AIM IS GETTIN' BETTER!

    • @delastiny648
      @delastiny648 4 года назад +7

      @@Kn1feShift it's funny because marriage is terrible!

    • @twiggerpoem0057
      @twiggerpoem0057 4 года назад +5

      This is what I live for gravity falls jokes in a asmr video comment section

  • @catoonz
    @catoonz 4 года назад +35

    Having unlimited stash of ideas... FOR SCIENCE

  • @Goldstar990
    @Goldstar990 4 года назад +28

    "I like pupils, they're alright!"
    "What was I doing again?" MEEEEE

    • @L0CAL15
      @L0CAL15 4 года назад +6

      @Cock_Huge lp2 You don't gotta be so rude about a comment, you know.

    • @boodaboop7246
      @boodaboop7246 4 года назад +4

      Cock_Huge lp2 bruh moment

    • @literallybooby2737
      @literallybooby2737 4 года назад

      @Cock_Huge lp2 lmao

  • @aarononeill2993
    @aarononeill2993 4 года назад +32

    Him: You have a remarkable set of facial features
    Me with my triple chin: *wELl ThaNk yOu!*

  • @krystaleekeane7237
    @krystaleekeane7237 2 года назад +9

    This has weirdly done so much for my confidence (Which is the lowest measure possible) that I won’t even question the oddity of this video

  • @itsfridapedersen2130
    @itsfridapedersen2130 4 года назад +58

    I’ve been struggling with quarantine and sickness as of yesterday and this really helped me to relax, thank you!

    • @CooledJets
      @CooledJets 4 года назад +2

      Coronavirus ASMR when?

    • @Acor
      @Acor 4 года назад +6

      Covid-19 head ass

    • @patrickmcneilly4293
      @patrickmcneilly4293 4 года назад +12

      Try not to get a car sick, it could catch the Corolla Virus.

    • @itsfridapedersen2130
      @itsfridapedersen2130 4 года назад

      Patrick McNeilly That’s a good one

    • @ericaleslie257
      @ericaleslie257 4 года назад +3

      Oh my God...😱
      You have been infected with and are physically sick with THIS CORONOVIRUS????!!!!...😱
      Again...
      Oh my God...😱
      If it is fine for me to ask...
      Which country of this earth of ours do you live in??!!😭
      I am so sorry that you are physically sick with this CORONSVIRUS...😭
      Hope you get better soon...
      😭

  • @trixieboi9530
    @trixieboi9530 4 года назад +20

    *Measuring mouth*
    "Thats gonna be about 7 caruncles wide"

    • @Red_Dragon4977
      @Red_Dragon4977 5 месяцев назад +1

      Meaning your pants
      “That going to be oh wait uh 0 caruncles wide”

  • @reapster12
    @reapster12 3 года назад +16

    I feel like this man just finds the funniest terms and just repeats them. I love it its funny

  • @Knivesisi
    @Knivesisi 2 года назад +10

    This is one of the few videos I can sleep to with 100% effectiveness, 100% of the time. Well done

  • @RainRiderAmbience
    @RainRiderAmbience 4 года назад +52

    ok, if its for science :P

  • @capn_fannybaws5709
    @capn_fannybaws5709 3 года назад +10

    I love listening to asmr at work. Work is stressful and this is relaxing and plus I have monster so that I'm not falling asleep at work.

  • @IceBlueASMR
    @IceBlueASMR 4 года назад +49

    ''For science''
    ohhhkay
    Feels like some Frankenstein experiment lol

  • @tubecrazy3000
    @tubecrazy3000 3 года назад +5

    “I like pupils, there alright.”
    And that’s it. XD I woke back up laughing.

  • @TheEliteLiberator
    @TheEliteLiberator 4 года назад +15

    I probably watch this video every day ill be honest. It never gets old

  • @jackiea.507
    @jackiea.507 4 года назад +34

    ER is one of my faves. He’s so different and soothing. Him and Latte

    • @Strokearm
      @Strokearm Год назад +3

      High five for latte! And moonlight cottage

    • @xandria_magic777
      @xandria_magic777 Год назад +3

      Just imagine a collab between ER and latte 😅

  • @kadburycream
    @kadburycream 4 года назад +5

    I like that ER is helping to fill my lifetime quota of the word caruncle in one video, considering I’ve never heard it before and probably never will again. Glad to fill that all at once, thanks!

  • @gdtiuler6506
    @gdtiuler6506 4 года назад +7

    54 mins of rift making you smile should be the title

  • @MoxxieAngel-LeeValentine.
    @MoxxieAngel-LeeValentine. 4 года назад +29

    i have heterochromia (two different eye colours) and i don’t get much appreciation for them. hearing him say that they’re fascinating really made my confidence boost 🥺 x

    • @flamedinogaming1226
      @flamedinogaming1226 4 года назад +3

      midnight._ butterscotch I appreciate them

    • @flamedinogaming1226
      @flamedinogaming1226 4 года назад +4

      That cool as hell

    • @MoxxieAngel-LeeValentine.
      @MoxxieAngel-LeeValentine. 4 года назад +1

      flamedino gaming aw, thankyou 🥺🥰

    • @marki_parki9224
      @marki_parki9224 3 года назад +5

      @@MoxxieAngel-LeeValentine. hold up, people don't appreciate. I get so intrigued by different colored eyes. Humans, dogs, tarantulas, anything. It just seems so fascinating.

    • @emmabean8034
      @emmabean8034 2 года назад +1

      :O What colors???

  • @AadiASMR
    @AadiASMR 4 года назад +20

    3:10 doing something on camera and sound really good keep it up

  • @Whatever-mx3bt
    @Whatever-mx3bt 4 года назад +7

    3:15 oh yes! That device gave me the longest tingles, that is super effective!

  • @mudshrooze
    @mudshrooze 4 года назад +7

    My level of confidence in my looks raised a whole 2 percent because of this video. thankyou sir!!

  • @bronycrafter1526
    @bronycrafter1526 3 года назад +4

    This has apparently become my nightly video to sleep to, caruncles are incredibly relaxing

  • @BigDirector1151
    @BigDirector1151 4 года назад +100

    This is pretty great.. but how about Corvus cures you of Corona virus ASMR

    • @RRTSMPlayz
      @RRTSMPlayz 4 года назад +6

      I litteraly agree you but speaking of Corvus,I kinda miss him 😔

    • @britmeme
      @britmeme 4 года назад +2

      I don't think he would just because it might receive a lot of harsh backlash. There's an asmrtist that made a corona video and lost a shit ton of subs.

    • @henrysneck2719
      @henrysneck2719 4 года назад

      Nahh he shouldn't do that sjajajajja

    • @kateen3915
      @kateen3915 4 года назад

      YES!!!

    • @tartagliussy529
      @tartagliussy529 4 года назад

      He kinda listened

  • @IamDefinetlyaBagel
    @IamDefinetlyaBagel Год назад +3

    This guy so good he has no haters visible

  • @claras.740
    @claras.740 4 года назад +10

    Loved this. I find face measurement videos oddly relaxing

  • @katherineprince2
    @katherineprince2 3 месяца назад +2

    I love how realistic this is and not those people just throwing a measering tape at the camera and calling it a day

  • @Whatever-mx3bt
    @Whatever-mx3bt 4 года назад +59

    Yes officer, this is the man that made lewd comments about my eyes and nose in a confined room!

  • @AltimaMantoid
    @AltimaMantoid 4 года назад +38

    I wonder, given current events, would it be appropriate to make a video with everyone's favorite plague doctor?

    • @I-TM-I
      @I-TM-I 2 года назад +2

      (casually enters replies)

  • @Doc_Book42609
    @Doc_Book42609 4 года назад +31

    When he mentioned the eye pigmentation, i suddenly remembered that my eyes were hetocromatic and they have multiple different colors, so, thank you for noticing

    • @Doc_Book42609
      @Doc_Book42609 4 года назад +4

      I don't remember writing this

    • @Doc_Book42609
      @Doc_Book42609 2 года назад +6

      I still have no memory of writing this

    • @existentialcrisiscat5188
      @existentialcrisiscat5188 2 года назад +3

      @@Doc_Book42609 this might be the funniest thing I've read all year 💀

    • @goreman7160
      @goreman7160 2 года назад +1

      @@Doc_Book42609 do you remember writing this yet

    • @Doc_Book42609
      @Doc_Book42609 2 года назад +1

      Not even a little bit

  • @ASMRCollectNPlay
    @ASMRCollectNPlay 4 года назад +5

    I've said it a million times and I'll say it again, nothing creates better ASMR than being measured.

  • @ArchangelionTTV
    @ArchangelionTTV 3 года назад +3

    I think this may be my favorite of your videos. Dunno why but it just relaxes me so much!

  • @clockworkfinal54
    @clockworkfinal54 4 года назад +11

    38:09. “The width of your upper lip”. This mans got a Steven Tyler sized mouth according to the measurement😂

  • @DarkIrony
    @DarkIrony 4 года назад +21

    12:15 Wouldn't a light have the opposite effect your asking here? :D made me laugh but its a great video as always

    • @frasernorth6568
      @frasernorth6568 4 года назад +11

      You're assuming the test subject is human

  • @SvElAdKe
    @SvElAdKe 4 года назад +5

    I'm supposed to be getting sleepy... But now I'm just laughing insanely at "caruncle" at 2am

  • @TheRealCantaraBella
    @TheRealCantaraBella 4 года назад +1

    Decided to scroll back through the vids to find a golden nugget. I missed this one when it first came out. So glad I found it in this extensive library.

  • @lucasrex95
    @lucasrex95 4 года назад +2

    The caruncles got me. Never have i ever been so happy to have someone appreciate my caruncles.

  • @Snomadu
    @Snomadu 4 года назад +10

    Next video: Making a life sized silicon model of *you*

  • @section8132
    @section8132 4 года назад +14

    It seems like every time I try to relax I get a PragerU add complaining how they’re being censored on RUclips.

    • @MrCooljeppe
      @MrCooljeppe 4 года назад +8

      Is pragerU still a thing? yikes, i hoped it would have died out by now

    • @sarahmathias9463
      @sarahmathias9463 4 года назад +4

      MrCooljeppe you and me both, but they're still trucking on being bigoted assholes

  • @scaredlyinlove
    @scaredlyinlove 2 года назад +11

    Him: **compliments the color of my eyes**
    Me who has Grey eyes: **sniffling** Thanks man-

    • @thecritiquecornerr
      @thecritiquecornerr Год назад +3

      Grey eyes are gorgeous 😍

    • @guts1336
      @guts1336 Год назад +2

      Grey is up there with Hazel which happens to be my eye color

    • @thecritiquecornerr
      @thecritiquecornerr Год назад +2

      @@guts1336 omg hazel eyes are stunning as well, y'all r so lucky lol

    • @theskeleclan
      @theskeleclan Год назад +1

      Gray eyes are kinda the best
      (Me being a basic hazel color) I think gray eyes signify a very nice or reasonable person

    • @guts1336
      @guts1336 Год назад +1

      @@theskeleclan Grey eyes are definitely nice to see and I’m happy with my hazel eyes

  • @camloch
    @camloch 4 года назад +1

    Okay, but why does this video make me feel affirmed in my face? This video genuinely makes me happy, and rarely does such a video occur that makes me feel as happy as, if not happier than, the SCP-049 video.

  • @BatzuBatzu
    @BatzuBatzu 11 месяцев назад +1

    This guy just brings me happiness with his own simple way

  • @tulatrippin
    @tulatrippin 4 года назад +11

    I appreciate how complementary you are about my caruncles. But I'd really like to see Her Doctor about my plague symptoms. I've been told he has the cure! Or was it The Professor...

    • @empirecrumbles615
      @empirecrumbles615 4 года назад +1

      Alejandra Magallanes herr doctor you untellectual