Bobby Lee Sh*t Car Story | Ari Shaffir: Passive Aggressive

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  • Опубликовано: 3 авг 2021
  • Standup comedian Ari Shaffir tells a story about poop and revenge on the host of ‪@TigerBelly‬, Bobby Lee. Clip from Ari's 2012 full comedy special, Passive Aggressive: • Ari Shaffir: Passive A...
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    PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE | Recorded in 2012 @ The Knitting Factory BK
    Produced by Art & Industry and Michelle Caputo
    Directed By Shannon Hartman

    Clips edited by Marisa Pellegrino - @marisa_pellegrino
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Комментарии • 394

  • @danferrantino8165
    @danferrantino8165 2 года назад +494

    Isn't Bobby Steebee Weebee's older brother? ✂️

  • @dcool2u2
    @dcool2u2 2 года назад +29

    I died at "I'll tell YOU when it's stuffed enough!" 🤣😂🤣

  • @Z0mbie432
    @Z0mbie432 2 года назад +278

    the best part of Ari's set is people laughing at how funny Bobby Lee is

    • @Crackhouts
      @Crackhouts 2 года назад +21

      Ari is the worst.

    • @kirkkurk3162
      @kirkkurk3162 2 года назад

      He loe🔑 loox like Brian warner
      " marilyn manson " ?

    • @Funnybut-true
      @Funnybut-true 2 года назад +3

      Exactly, has he no stories of his own

    • @kirkkurk3162
      @kirkkurk3162 2 года назад

      Mabey hes embarrassed. Everyone has a story but yeah Bobby is the better comedian and mabey because the experiences throughout life. I was close.to.someone I think to this day that I think is funnier than me but I still got my stories. Fame , jealousy ect will change the spin or perspective foshow

    • @mandyrarsh7568
      @mandyrarsh7568 2 года назад +9

      @@Crackhouts Thats why you watch his stuff? Just to get the right amount of hate to make it thru the day? Smart

  • @tabularasa820
    @tabularasa820 2 года назад +102

    And this is how “This is Not Happening” was born. Such a great story.

    • @fibonaccifanzeroviews7839
      @fibonaccifanzeroviews7839 2 года назад +1

      The BEST!!!

    • @dcool2u2
      @dcool2u2 2 года назад +5

      I think I've watched them all!
      Favorite is Mark Normand's getting chased by crazy guy for breaking his mirror story 🤣

    • @rickeykoga2312
      @rickeykoga2312 2 года назад +3

      Then Ari talked about Kobe, dosed Bert w molly, and lost everything. His only fans are also Brian Redban fans, dozens of them.

    • @stewpidasso3910
      @stewpidasso3910 Год назад +1

      @@rickeykoga2312 his knew set was really good

    • @P3GProductions
      @P3GProductions Год назад +3

      @@rickeykoga2312 This aged poorly.

  • @LimorG
    @LimorG 7 месяцев назад +3

    This has got to be one of the best stories I've heard in my life, I revisit it every few years and cry laughing each time ❤

  • @catw6274
    @catw6274 2 года назад +123

    Bobby Lee and I were in the same improv class in San Diego together. He is absolutely hilarious. So deserves the fame.

    • @hi86065
      @hi86065 2 года назад +8

      We all know he is funny 😂😂

    • @christopherangeli1141
      @christopherangeli1141 Год назад +6

      I don't see it, but he's successful. He doesn't seem even remotely amusing to me... But whatever.

    • @jpm1544
      @jpm1544 Год назад +12

      @@christopherangeli1141 what the fri*k?

    • @embarrased.4633
      @embarrased.4633 Год назад +9

      @@christopherangeli1141 then you have no sense of humor lol

    • @christopherangeli1141
      @christopherangeli1141 Год назад +6

      @@embarrased.4633 Oh, I know my way around a joke sir.

  • @arbyscurlyfries9490
    @arbyscurlyfries9490 2 года назад +49

    "But he'll get his" was just tossed in there and that was perfectly hilarious

  • @smokinguns1
    @smokinguns1 Год назад +20

    This story will never get old. I've heard it so many times and I always laugh!

  • @minatomonoshi4933
    @minatomonoshi4933 2 года назад +35

    almost felt bad for bobby, then I remember that it all started cuz he pissed on the guy's car twice cuz the man didn't want a gay hug

    • @swisscheeseplease97
      @swisscheeseplease97 2 года назад

      It’s just fun pissing games. No need to take it so seriously

    • @P3GProductions
      @P3GProductions Год назад

      At least piss is sterile

    • @Pellemain
      @Pellemain Год назад

      @@P3GProductions No it's not motherfucker, are you 5? xD

  • @noc1005
    @noc1005 2 года назад +14

    Im a simple man. I see Bobby Lee I click.

  • @smokinbones1618
    @smokinbones1618 Год назад +3

    I fuckin choked so hard when he said.. "a mask of dump." 🤣

  • @RonnieLD3
    @RonnieLD3 2 года назад +11

    “master becomes the student” -Ari
    hell yea dude

  • @AntonBProud
    @AntonBProud 2 года назад +13

    "AS A JEW, I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT HE'LL GET HIS..."
    HAHAHAHHA

  • @drgonzo1971
    @drgonzo1971 2 года назад +18

    Bobby is confirmed 37% gay

  • @MisesTrucker
    @MisesTrucker 2 года назад +7

    I love this story it always has me rolling on the floor don't drive and listen to this story

  • @Juggalo972
    @Juggalo972 2 года назад +3

    "Isn't that enough?"
    "I'LL TELL YOU WHEN ITS STUFFED UP ENOUGH!!!!" 🤣😆

  • @TheCrazyCanuck420
    @TheCrazyCanuck420 2 года назад +25

    Bobby said it was $200 he paid the homeless guy on Bad Friends yesterday.

    • @joegatton6717
      @joegatton6717 2 года назад

      That’s crazy

    • @nightgoggles9931
      @nightgoggles9931 2 года назад

      To clean the car? No, it was $50 to Khalylas friend which she also confirmed

    • @Red.Dots.
      @Red.Dots. 2 года назад +6

      @@nightgoggles9931 different story

  • @dalibofurnell
    @dalibofurnell Год назад +1

    Almost died laughing 😅😭🤣 thank you for the boost 🤙🔥🌿

  • @yellowantonio-nado7761
    @yellowantonio-nado7761 Год назад +10

    The fact Ari or Bobby are still friends with anyone is just......

    • @jrey6186
      @jrey6186 9 месяцев назад

      Who could be friends with a scumbag who CHEERED Kobe/kid's death?

  • @cpainyourass
    @cpainyourass 2 года назад +11

    Steve’s brother is so crazy.

  • @ChrisLaFlame666
    @ChrisLaFlame666 Год назад +4

    I have never laughed more and harder in my entire life🤣🤣🤣 it woke my girlfriend up

  • @Bartgoeschurch
    @Bartgoeschurch 2 года назад +5

    It was a sh💩t load 😭😂
    Ari has that word economy
    this dicchead travels and integrates the best phrases!

  • @phillyspecial1393
    @phillyspecial1393 2 года назад +13

    Ari you are a marketing genius! I see what your doing here haha

  • @markhodge5747
    @markhodge5747 Год назад +1

    OMG f***ING hilarious 😂😂😂

  • @jerreddyer2224
    @jerreddyer2224 2 года назад +49

    Oh shit, good on u Ari for giving Steve's brother some spotlight. Payin it forward

  • @RIOT690
    @RIOT690 Год назад +2

    Tesla car handles looking good today

  • @stevesnow1614
    @stevesnow1614 2 года назад +40

    Bobby lee stories are always the best stories. PURE GOLD!!!

  • @jedipat204
    @jedipat204 3 месяца назад

    Ari is definitely the craziest of all the crew haha 💯

  • @AnonMedic
    @AnonMedic Год назад

    14:15 the poopoo platter lol

  • @clayton97330
    @clayton97330 Год назад

    This is probably the funniest thing I've ever seen on RUclips

  • @KainoaBlackeagle
    @KainoaBlackeagle 2 года назад +2

    Omfg!! I'm dying!!

  • @mattasticmattattack8546
    @mattasticmattattack8546 Год назад +2

    This story makes me feel better about giving hugs to anyone who wants one

  • @boob72
    @boob72 2 года назад +5

    Ari is that friend...

  • @maureenlaneski2802
    @maureenlaneski2802 Год назад

    This is one of my favorite stories ever.

  • @macknickelson4866
    @macknickelson4866 2 года назад +5

    How much shit was it... A shit load lol

  • @jeffallan1003
    @jeffallan1003 Год назад

    Thanks! You are great!

  • @vance5466
    @vance5466 6 месяцев назад

    ive watched this a cool 13 times it get better everytime

  • @Protectobot
    @Protectobot 2 года назад +2

    When he said ‘we all do drugs back there’, I thought he next said ‘we all BARF back there’ 😂

  • @theonetruemorty4078
    @theonetruemorty4078 2 года назад

    I love comedians.

  • @ZombieChris1
    @ZombieChris1 Год назад +4

    Thank you for loading this story to RUclips
    It’s lived rent free in my head for years and could never find it haha

  • @turdferguson5392
    @turdferguson5392 Год назад +1

    That's exactly how I picture Bobby's reaction at the end

  • @niceguy4895
    @niceguy4895 2 года назад +2

    Ari's stories are always so distinct and vivid... lol fuck

  • @ZERO_O7X
    @ZERO_O7X 2 года назад +16

    And theres one friend in the Comedy Store parking lot, just.swinging a kettle bell before his set screaming "Yes!"...that friend is Steven Brody Stevens and he is a god amongst men.

  • @lulumoon6942
    @lulumoon6942 Год назад +2

    As a Jew, it was beholden of Ari to inform Bobby that you must ALWAYS follow through on a threat!

  • @stanleyperry
    @stanleyperry Год назад

    I’m laughing so hard

  • @cwoodsoldier750
    @cwoodsoldier750 3 месяца назад

    Ari is actually goated

  • @mirsadpalos
    @mirsadpalos 2 года назад +2

    This is the craziest SHIT I ever heard!!! XD XD XD Bravooo! :D

  • @dotsongray
    @dotsongray 2 года назад

    Absolutely hilarious

  • @Jason-gt2kx
    @Jason-gt2kx 2 года назад +5

    I can't believe this doesn't have millions of views. It is better than any "This isn't happening" story.

  • @bendershome4discountorphan859
    @bendershome4discountorphan859 2 года назад +1

    Omg that bobby is perfect

  • @tupaclives5848
    @tupaclives5848 Год назад

    4:12 made me laugh so fucking hard

  • @tommythompson3189
    @tommythompson3189 2 года назад +1

    Great shit story!!! Loved it!

  • @Ninang363
    @Ninang363 2 года назад

    That was hysterical

  • @AmericanArgonaut
    @AmericanArgonaut Год назад

    Had me at Bobby Lee sh*t car, haven't even listened to it yet.

  • @il-danny-ll5588
    @il-danny-ll5588 Год назад

    My friend who likes to do that is called Olly 😂

  • @goonymiami
    @goonymiami 2 года назад +21

    Bobby can't tell a story without adding BS or omitting key points. This version makes perfect sense. Even if some parts are not real it feels real.

  • @arch1ve
    @arch1ve Год назад +1

    like half an apple is the line that truly fucked me up

  • @DeadbeatGamer
    @DeadbeatGamer 7 месяцев назад

    This is still his best bit

  • @twolechesconquick
    @twolechesconquick 2 года назад

    Half and apple.........ahahahahha

  • @joseornelas1718
    @joseornelas1718 2 года назад

    "Huh, huh, huh...yeah" and now you know how Colson wound up planning Watergate.

  • @embarrased.4633
    @embarrased.4633 Год назад

    The story of when ari beat up bobby was funny af 🤣

    • @publius9350
      @publius9350 Год назад

      Lulz. Natasha was Ari's property. Sad to see him lose his property - antisemitism everywhere.

  • @CarlosCalderon-tp7cw
    @CarlosCalderon-tp7cw 2 года назад

    This fucking story is amazing ari

  • @asavage4701
    @asavage4701 2 года назад +15

    Men, they'll beat the shit outta you and still be like, "We're great friends". Ari has beat up Bobby Lee numerous times and they still hang out😂

    • @hockeyguy2005
      @hockeyguy2005 2 года назад +4

      Let's be honest that's the only person that Ari is going to be able to beat up so he does it to make himself feel like the least beta male on planet Earth.

    • @kirkkurk3162
      @kirkkurk3162 2 года назад

      Yep if u dont fight a few times growing up u just haven't bonded enough with your brothers in arms

  • @Hornnnnnn
    @Hornnnnnn 2 года назад +5

    havent even watched yet but this vid is gonna pop

  • @forbeatssake1530
    @forbeatssake1530 Год назад

    Shit on hands level is a good analogy for how your day/life is going. I mean, you may not feel “happy” but no shit on hands has to be a good start.

  • @littleazzyhaven
    @littleazzyhaven Год назад

    Bobby Lee is amazing!!!

  • @Dietmilk
    @Dietmilk Год назад +1

    Totally understand why ari Shaffir shit on Bobby lees car now 😂

  • @cotybowman8825
    @cotybowman8825 2 года назад +43

    "This is so rapey." from the guy that drugged Bert Kreischer.

    • @davidmackie5850
      @davidmackie5850 2 года назад +11

      He didnt rape him though.

    • @swissbreeze
      @swissbreeze 2 года назад +1

      Bert is nearly 300lbs. he was gonna be fine unless he was given fentanyl you goof

    • @Bartgoeschurch
      @Bartgoeschurch 2 года назад

      #BertBrigade ctho tho #facts
      He didn’t

    • @Bartgoeschurch
      @Bartgoeschurch 2 года назад +7

      You can’t drug a machine

    • @doctordreyer
      @doctordreyer 2 года назад +5

      Bert is a racist alcoholic.

  • @Justin-xd4bt
    @Justin-xd4bt 2 года назад

    4:49 Right after the "as a Jew" part, he dropped THIS bomb. Lololz

  • @dominiksubotic3014
    @dominiksubotic3014 2 года назад +1

    best fucking story ever

  • @thebiggestgeee
    @thebiggestgeee Год назад +2

    Let me save you some time
    1 pee pee , poo poo joke
    Told like how ol people screw

  • @bearpickle
    @bearpickle 2 года назад

    Ari the Great and Bobo my captain.

  • @LokiDWolf
    @LokiDWolf Год назад

    THIS WAS STUPID, IMMATURE, DISGUSTING AND FREAKIN' HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @MapleBalls
    @MapleBalls Год назад

    Good Stuff.

  • @jzam469
    @jzam469 2 года назад +3

    Bobby is so lucky to have such a popular brother

  • @stirlingmoore
    @stirlingmoore Год назад

    I thought my younger brother was the only one who did the shit under the door handle trick that was his m.o. fuckin hilarious as long as you aren't on the receiving end......it's even better if they think it's Nutella and sniff it

    • @jackkraken3888
      @jackkraken3888 10 месяцев назад

      Bro Nutella's expensive shits free!

  • @travisfield9769
    @travisfield9769 2 года назад

    ari come to maine damn it

  • @capitolc4430
    @capitolc4430 Год назад

    I NEVER FELT BAD FOR SOMEONE THATS RICH BUT I FEEL BAD FOR BOBBY LOL POOR GUY LMFAO😂🤣😭

  • @ItsAllAboutPerspective375
    @ItsAllAboutPerspective375 2 года назад

    "That's not a cool moment."
    It is for the bystanders that are people watching. 👀 🍿

  • @grimrevan4660
    @grimrevan4660 Год назад

    Bobby needs to post a reaction video to this joke if he hasn't already.

  • @augustgames6502
    @augustgames6502 Год назад +1

    At the same time I wish I had friends like this, I'm glad I don't

  • @therword6104
    @therword6104 2 года назад +3

    It's fun to hear the other side of the story

  • @mollysparrow5179
    @mollysparrow5179 2 года назад

    💜

  • @donnaragon7688
    @donnaragon7688 Год назад

    Swear I can still smell it and I wasn’t there!!!! Eeeew

  • @andrewharwell7152
    @andrewharwell7152 Год назад

    Rick glassman is a hack!! Jk love the rickster

  • @betteryou7hanme
    @betteryou7hanme 2 года назад +3

    Hear me out.. Cameo, but it's just Ari roasting people when they die.

  • @Protectobot
    @Protectobot 2 года назад +2

    ...and Bobby said Mad TV didn’t pay well 😆

    • @Blaurot
      @Blaurot Год назад

      Pretty sure bobby knows better how much he gets paid. Wjy would you be so stupid to believe someone else on someone elses salary, especially when Ari says "5-10k a week" he def has no idea

    • @skontheroad
      @skontheroad Год назад

      @@Blaurot Which is basically the definition of how questionable information on the internet spread. Until blue checkmarks started popping up. Which is now the verification that Actually, YES! It is OK to be that dumb and believe the stupidity that morons write online about people they don't even know!

    • @Blaurot
      @Blaurot Год назад

      @@skontheroad who was talking about twitter

    • @skontheroad
      @skontheroad Год назад

      @@Blaurot Not me....

  • @koog008
    @koog008 2 года назад +2

    peeing on a car is one thing. but shitting. if someone i knew did that to me. that guy would be in the hospital.

  • @wileyatom
    @wileyatom 2 года назад

    That so raven

  • @joeyshields4987
    @joeyshields4987 2 года назад

    Uh ohhh hotdog I'd love to meet bobby

  • @No5elfCTRL
    @No5elfCTRL 2 года назад

    Lmao #BoobbyLee

  • @wyatthausman4377
    @wyatthausman4377 2 года назад +11

    Good to see Steebees brother getting some time on stage. Even if it's someone else's story.

  • @marsh1534
    @marsh1534 Год назад +2

    Not LA fat, but here...

  • @marlenathorvald
    @marlenathorvald 2 года назад +2

    Missed a step because he's not a parent which is baby shit on your hands that's the best case scenario outside of no shit

  • @lucidethos
    @lucidethos 2 года назад +6

    Damn I miss Ari's hair 🤕

    • @Alex-td1pi
      @Alex-td1pi 2 года назад +3

      He probably does too

  • @DesertDweller1776
    @DesertDweller1776 5 месяцев назад

    4:10 that aged pretty well.

  • @andrewwhite1305
    @andrewwhite1305 Год назад

    Didn't get beast yet, was getting stuff together to bring down

  • @davidurdahl6656
    @davidurdahl6656 2 года назад +1

    Bobby said he paid the guy 200 bucks.

  • @lou_dabs
    @lou_dabs 2 года назад

    Fuckn laughs

  • @chuckfowler8875
    @chuckfowler8875 Год назад

    Ari and Bobby really good friends thats funny....Didn't Ari beat the shit out of Bobby not once but twice seems Luke they didn't even talk to each other like over 10 years.