Ari Shaffir - The Time Ari Used a Condom - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored
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- Опубликовано: 5 июн 2017
- After Ari Shaffir had sex with a stranger he didn't trust, he ended up going to extreme lengths to avoid disposing of a condom in her home.
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I love that he introduces himself
RIGHT?! and who is he pointing at xD
FestiveParrot the pointing is the best part lol
Like demetri Martin lol
Ladies and gentlemen....Jackie MOON!!
this is entirely correct
That 70s prom suit he's wearing 😂😂
Hell yeah uncle Joey
He's dressed like the Joker.
Fuckin love it!! classy as fuck!
Can you, please, explain it to me, what's wrong with wearing a suit from the 70's? Please.
@@babasemka its 2020 lol. I love it tho i think its more of a joker look
I love when Ari Shaffir introduces Ari Shaffir! 😂🤣😅
If I had the opportunity to get on that stage and tell a story, I'd talk about that time my acid trip didnt wear off the night before and I had to go skydiving that morning
lmfao as if you still went.
i wish i could skydive on acid
You should do a video describing it
Umm I think you confused RUclips comments section with /r/ thathappened ;)
Do a youtube video on it
Lowkey the best thing in that bit was "If that's a full condom, you have a very positive way of looking at the World"
"THE SEED OF A MAN WITH A JOB!!!!" 😂 😂 😂 😂
IKR?😅
The condom real estate joke has gone over so many heads I am sure. God I love this man,
free rent best rent
Yeah I don’t get it lol can u explain
@ticrific2714 he said that black people don't know anything about condoms so he thinks Ari is talking about condos (condominiums).
'Scumbag'
Well... quite a literal take on the theme...
The God part is underrated. Amazing setup that probably went a little over people's head, initially.
Pretty obvious, and he explained it.
He butchered the punchline
this nigga introduced himself
he always does
white powers ignorance at its finest
Thats not ignorance, thats a spell check.
They're on a budget you know
your name is whitie powers no need to argue
Why does he introduce himself like that😂
Anyone else binge watching these videos?
Ever since I found it last night lol
stephen hunter yaaaas!! Ari's are the best! And the guy that stole the Jersey twice!!! And meth pee!! 🤣🤣🤣
stephen hunter I’ve been binge watching for days
Devan pitts agreed ari's are the best. I was pleasantly surprised by the brendan schaub one
I love how in all these he introduces himself in third person as the host😂
His suit is super. And his face when he introduces himself. So much love.
Honestly the show went down hill after he stopped hosting it
Really? I have been watching clips from before and after he left and haven't noticed a difference. Also the three stories Roy Wood Jr I've seen tell are among my favorites.
So is reverse Benjamin buttoning just normal aging?
Yes, Christina! Jeez! lol
Thank you!!!!!
He meant at the sperm stage an the sperm aged his penis
It turns into a baby thumb
yup. absolutely true!!
"Did you just hit me with a full condom!" I lost it...I was laughing...
Ari never disappoints 😂
Ari is a comic genius
Love your stories.
"Reverse Benjamin Button." So, like, the normal aging process?
The Time Ari Didn't Pay Up After Losing A Bet With Bert And Tom
heheIt was a pretty sweet saga! Just a part of me is genuinely stuck wondering if he was doing the Jew stereotype to play into the jokes.
old & incorrect news.
NEXT TOPIC
incorrect? how? cause joe bailed him out?
This man needs Jesus.
Whatta welcher!
Absolutely brilliant!
"Let me smell your vagina!"
LMAO! Best intro out of all the crazy ones Ari has done for TINH.
That intro was amazing 😂
That real estate joke was too good
Best intro EVERRRRRR... 🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣
I knew it would suck
Did not disappoint
😂😂 I needed a laugh this Morning!
Love this guy - . I love laughing.
2:55 😂😂😂 Holy shit!
You know, THAT's what makes Ari amazing.
It's not really the story he's telling, but everything he comes up with in the process.
He's an incredible improviser.
How fucked up does a toilet have to look that you don't think it can flush things lol
Enter Username if you've ever clogged one with something innocuous you'll soon learn to become apprehensive. Haha
im an optimist *the condom is always half full* 👻
Makes sense. Optomist = small dick. Got it
Love ya ari ur the man so funny wish I could hang out and smoke a joint with u bro keep up the good work pal
I'm so glad I heard this. Out off all the guys I know me and another friend are the only 2 to strike someone with a "full" condom 😂
A Häagen-Dazs dip cone, most relatable image ever xD
this is the best I swear
Good story, funny AF
one of the best intros😂👏
ARIIIIIII! Cant watch past season 1 in Aus? Any chance changing this setting is an easy fix? I binged watched the first season and its just too funny i died a few times inside. Keep up the awesome work!
Also, sorry on behalf of all Australian's for our filthy dirt weed.
I once got a rubber stuck to the ceiling and me and my ex fiancee left it there till It fell a week later cause we're just tidy people like that
I have the same paranoia. I can't leave condoms that I've jizzed in at a girls house 😂😂 I thought I was the only one
I laughed out loud at the intro
Haha bloody introduces himself XD
Oh wow 😂 This might be one of the best opening...
4:50😂😂 lmfaooooo
I don’t pop Molly I rock Tom.....oh wait no I pop Molly 🤣🤣🤣🤣
He said I just thought I would show him 😂😂😂
the part when he slapped his friend with the used condom, is gold. this is genuinely funny. cant rmb when was the last time I had a laugh this hard. good stuff
Ari your the best........... USA no1. Best skit start yet.
I laughed a fucking ton. timing worked for me really well. I just wish it ended right at "if thats a full condom..."
next time I take of a condemn imma shout "GRENADE" lmao!
These intros are fucking hilarious
That intro was fuckin hilarious
That one woman at the back constantly looking at her phone, lol
I saw the crowd change multiple times throughout this set.
He's thinking " this is WHY i was psyched to get a ride instead of riding the bus. I was worried I'd get hit with a used condom on the bus but here's Ari slapping me with one. I may need better friends"
It cancels out 🤣 simple mathematics
The intro Is fucking trippy cause I was fucking high (should try😂😂)
reverse Benjamin button? You mean regular aging, Ari?
OMG!!! Slappin' yo friends with a used jizzy wrap!!! That. Is. PRICELESS!!!
Powerful punch drunk sports shoutout
It'll come out when it's done lmfao rofl
Omg when he hit the punch line I fell out of my chair.
Everyone says he is such a bad person... but damn he is funny🥺
I have to admit this was a pretty good story.
Not throwing a condom away at a girls house is actually really good advice. Particularly if its a one night stand with a chick you dont really know.
Sperm out from the body cools off quickly and doesn't survive long outside the average human temperature. I wouldn't worry too much.
@@danolive6950 The fact that you left the condom itself leaves a doubt, which in the process of finding out the truth, might ruin your life. Imagine that girl coming to your workplace screaming about "it's your baby" with a used condom...
@@danolive6950 ask Boris Becker
As a phlebotomist I can say this now. Semen doesn’t live for more than an hour outside body temperature environment.
Wanna take that chance? 😏
Wicked wish he did more stories , I don't let me view the first 100 sum reason I live in Canada
that drowning joke bombed
I heard laughter at the punch line....where it supposed to occur.
That intro!
good point
The first time I saw him entroduce himself I was like what.. is there a guy that looks exactly like him he has a twin? What, what's going on
Holy shit Ari is BAKED lmfao
STILL FROM THE SAME NIGHT?!
Ewww Ari touched the pole!!!🤣🤣🤣
Wait Wait Wait.....he said he would give his friend a ride home because he is in a great mode. Ha ha ha. I guess his joke about taking friends to the airport is true.
I laughed way too hard at "reverse Benjamin Button". That doesn't make any fucking sense hahaha. That's just normal aging.
Daeg no Bc Benjamin button starts off small and wrinkled, but then grows BIGGER but more youthful, until he gets back to getting small again.
So reverse Benjamin button means you get smaller and little and wrinkled.
Natalia Alfonso Benjamin button ages in reverse of normal aging. So the reverse of the reverse would just be normal aging.
Ari's comedy is on fire lately. The Chinese story was hilarious too. Can't wait for his specials.
This is going to be bad. I haven't even watched it yet. LET'S SEE
Yeah...he's definitely the sociopath of the crew
Best tuxedo ever....
I listened to enough Tom Leykis when I was a teenager to know that you always carry a mini bottle of tobacco for afterwards. It’s good advice if you’re paranoid.
Someone had a stand up but about this guy
"black people don't wear condoms" 😂😂😂😂
there's always that one
@Decriminalize Darwinism Don't take it so seriously.
This man is the best
Wow, first down I've given this is not happening
Omfg 💀😭
That was a painful story 😳😆
Shit I thought I was the only one worried about trapping
Toss it to the side😂😂
DUDE, THATS SO GROSS LOL
😂 the fear of trapping is real shit if your rich and famous 😅
man, this playlist is really long
🤣🤣🤣
I'm addicted to pigger nussy 🤠
happyness
Never leave a condom behind lol tie it off and wrap it in toilet paper goes right down
Please don't flush it. It plugs the sewers up even if it flushes.
Not a bad intro for the theme
I was like the 1000th to see this and like 49th to comment!
I miss Ari