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  • Опубликовано: 5 сен 2024
  • Emma Willmann admits to commenting on porn videos and explains what happens when two people with masculine energy play Would You Rather. (Contains strong language.)
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Комментарии • 864

  • @Polemicist_
    @Polemicist_ 2 года назад +1780

    THAT LAST JOKE THOUGH:
    "...would you rather a woman so butch she looks like she builds the closets other gay people have to come out of."
    BRO! That is the best comedy one liner I've heard in years!

  • @sharonschiebold4979
    @sharonschiebold4979 2 года назад +788

    Emma is so funny and clever! “She looks like she built the closet that other people come out of”, just brilliant. More Emma please! 😍😂🤣

  • @redloopy
    @redloopy 2 года назад +2687

    Good to see pete's transition going well

  • @TheSweetestCocoa
    @TheSweetestCocoa 2 года назад +190

    "There's me too and there's not me" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @MissMeistil
    @MissMeistil 2 года назад +40

    "Well Steve that's f*cking gay!" pure gold

  • @linaride
    @linaride 2 года назад +194

    This woman is a goddamn hero. I both read and appreciate porn comments that save me time. XD

    • @jv-lk7bc
      @jv-lk7bc 2 года назад +5

      big damn hero

  • @dillonthevillon3719
    @dillonthevillon3719 2 года назад +162

    That last line got me 💀 she’s a good comedian

    • @EmmaWillmann1
      @EmmaWillmann1 2 года назад +13

      Thank you!!!

    • @hernalexito
      @hernalexito 6 месяцев назад

      @@EmmaWillmann1you’re so adhd replying to most of these comments

  • @DocReeg
    @DocReeg 2 года назад +178

    That last joke shook me as a straight man. And I CAN'T UNHEAR IT! Thanks a lot, Emma. Now I'm gonna go watch some more of your jokes and try not to have an existential crisis, because you're awesome...

    • @myboatforacar
      @myboatforacar 9 месяцев назад +9

      You do you! Labels are inherently approximative!
      That said, I would go for the butch woman, 1000% 😂

    • @sainttheresetaylor2054
      @sainttheresetaylor2054 2 месяца назад

      ​@@myboatforacar why? a lot of straight women would rather go for a butch woman so I'm curious

  • @waiyi9
    @waiyi9 2 года назад +34

    "because I self-actualize with the guy" 😂😂😂

  • @fabled.
    @fabled. 2 года назад +85

    Steve never had a chance 🤣

  • @voodoosleeper
    @voodoosleeper 2 года назад +567

    She needs a whole special, she makes me laugh so hard.

    • @immasurvivor
      @immasurvivor 2 года назад +9

      Having a great eight minute set does not mean a comic is ready for that. We fans gotta stop begging for specials from everyone, we are fucking them over, when they can do one and do it right, they'll make one.

    • @welpiguess
      @welpiguess 2 года назад +1

      @@immasurvivor right, shes great and all but there's still time for that

    • @pickledparsleyparty
      @pickledparsleyparty 2 года назад +5

      This is the first I've heard of her and I'm laughing my ass off.
      She and Louis in the same night must have been a fucking awesome show. Like watching Shadows Fall open for Lamb of God in 2005.

    • @voodoosleeper
      @voodoosleeper 2 года назад +6

      @@pickledparsleyparty It's a wild coincidence you would say that in a reply to me specifically, because I also saw Shadows Fall open for Lamb of God in 2005 🤯 What are the chances of that, on a random comment thread on a video about something completely unrelated. Weird.

    • @pickledparsleyparty
      @pickledparsleyparty 2 года назад +4

      @@voodoosleeper I wonder if we'd learn that metal fans and Emma Willmann fans overlap a lot.
      It is a crazy coincidence here, though :)

  • @TheLegendofphantom
    @TheLegendofphantom 2 года назад +394

    This was awesome!
    Great jokes, good pacing, solid delivery, can't wait to see more of her comedy!

    • @EmmaWillmann1
      @EmmaWillmann1 2 года назад +14

      I appreciate it!

    • @midnightisnice
      @midnightisnice 2 года назад

      Shut up chris

    • @augusts1
      @augusts1 2 года назад +1

      Do a search w/her name here on youtube & you'll find more by her.

    • @TheLegendofphantom
      @TheLegendofphantom 2 года назад

      @Nicholas Santiago lol you doin okay nick?

    • @midnightisnice
      @midnightisnice 2 года назад

      @@TheLegendofphantom 🙄 I’m fine I suppose. You Gucci?

  • @a.i5785
    @a.i5785 2 года назад +525

    really appreciate her hardwork. Always judge how good a porn is by the comments. So this lady and others like her out there are heroes.

    • @Vohlfied
      @Vohlfied 2 года назад +10

      "This is great but now I am fucking dead."

    • @elizabethbradley436
      @elizabethbradley436 2 года назад

      Vw

    • @kimimoons
      @kimimoons 2 года назад +8

      I'm inspired to start making comments on porn too now. Gotta help the community!

    • @pcbangbros8350
      @pcbangbros8350 2 года назад +12

      If you go into the porn comments and it's all about what the best LoL build is for a certain character you know you found the right video.

    • @ethicalcheeze1407
      @ethicalcheeze1407 2 года назад

      @@pcbangbros8350 spittin' faxx

  • @TakaComics
    @TakaComics 2 года назад +123

    “She looks like she builds the closets other gay people come out of” Ok THAT is a funny gay joke 🤣

  • @thugvida
    @thugvida 2 года назад +177

    I haven’t laughed this hard in a while. I love hearing new jokes

    • @malenotyalc
      @malenotyalc 2 года назад +5

      So does Carlos Mencia...

  • @starshaped73
    @starshaped73 2 года назад +121

    I appreciate this comedy because it’s very verbal 🤣

    • @EmmaWillmann1
      @EmmaWillmann1 2 года назад +18

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I try I try

  • @dicknarcowitz
    @dicknarcowitz 2 года назад +75

    F'ing killer material and delivery.
    The last ten seconds made me laugh so hard I broke a sweat.

    • @EmmaWillmann1
      @EmmaWillmann1 2 года назад +9

      Thank you!

    • @whispersmith
      @whispersmith 2 года назад +2

      @@EmmaWillmann1 Agree with that, and I'm real tempted now to try to find those porn comments

  • @malehlohonolo8463
    @malehlohonolo8463 2 года назад +8

    "..and then there's Not Me"😂😂🤣

  • @tehBrymann
    @tehBrymann 2 года назад +476

    Solid set! (Insert pronoun)'s good!

  • @thedemigodking_2107
    @thedemigodking_2107 2 года назад +6

    "Well Steve that's fucking gay" That took me out lmao

  • @trebor5
    @trebor5 2 года назад +26

    This set is polished and 10 minutes that can hang with ANYONE 💯

  • @akalawada
    @akalawada 2 года назад +42

    The closer made me choke LMAO

  • @Assassinkid23
    @Assassinkid23 2 года назад +6

    "What I realized Steve, that's fucking gay"😂😂

  • @ColonelBanana
    @ColonelBanana 2 года назад +7

    Can’t just cut me off right at the end like that. Tf yo. I was mid cackling.

  • @raichuraichu7632
    @raichuraichu7632 2 года назад +31

    Bruh she had me rolling throughout the whole joint hahaha 😂 she's got a funny ass vibe

  • @JazzyB9481
    @JazzyB9481 2 года назад +12

    "There's 'me too' and then there's 'not me'" 💀💀💀

  • @mumandubula1788
    @mumandubula1788 2 года назад +293

    She's super funny, I need more of this

    • @EmmaWillmann1
      @EmmaWillmann1 2 года назад +7

      💖💖

    • @Civilmonkey1
      @Civilmonkey1 2 года назад +4

      Very entertaining, skillfully crafted material. You can see the passion for comedy

  • @misterpalmer
    @misterpalmer 2 года назад +39

    Aw man! That was good stuff! I was engaged and grinning (or laughing) the whole time. I'd love to see more of Emma! 🙌🏿😄

  • @mmrw
    @mmrw 2 года назад +69

    This was the funniest standup set I’ve seen in a long long time

  • @margaritaiov330
    @margaritaiov330 2 года назад +14

    laughing out loud alone in bed kind of funny. loved it!

  • @Boswell1
    @Boswell1 2 года назад +40

    Emma is hilarious. I can't believe I've never heard of her before last month.

  • @NoPastNoFate
    @NoPastNoFate 2 года назад +5

    Usually I end up thinking “RUclips, you don’t get me at all” when I watch videos from the suggestion feed…but today RUclips nailed it. Watching Emma was like waking up with a thoughtful gift from someone that knows you like no one else. She is my new favorite comic.

  • @jeffreyevans9431
    @jeffreyevans9431 2 года назад +5

    ...and another 10 for that dismount .

  • @galaxylucia1898
    @galaxylucia1898 2 года назад +33

    I almost didn’t click on this but I’m so glad I did cuz Emma delivered the goods! I hope she/they blow all the way up and get a special because she had me cry-laughing for 8 min😂😂😂😂

    • @justincoleman3805
      @justincoleman3805 2 года назад +4

      They? I only saw one person.

    • @rileyrichlen2862
      @rileyrichlen2862 2 года назад

      @@justincoleman3805 shut up

    • @reut0094
      @reut0094 2 года назад +13

      @@justincoleman3805 they has been correct singular grammar forever, this is not a new thing with the pronoun movement.

    • @rolandomota7771
      @rolandomota7771 2 года назад

      i saw the title and knew it had to be good and it exceeded my expectations

  • @benvanderkinter2204
    @benvanderkinter2204 2 года назад +14

    Fracking! I laughed so hard I was in tears lol. Great joke!

  • @BigGahmBoss
    @BigGahmBoss 2 года назад +131

    Please post more of her stand up. She's hilarious

    • @reggietemple6186
      @reggietemple6186 2 года назад +3

      putting a vote in id like some more as well

  • @ohnotagain851
    @ohnotagain851 2 года назад +44

    She's good. Been a long time since I saw someone with so much potential. Wish she goes big. She seems like she's on something. But her timing is gold. Stellar delivery.

  • @xdmztryvsvedine2773
    @xdmztryvsvedine2773 2 года назад +16

    I love that I just came from the sneak peek of Louis’ new special. And here I have a new comic I’ve never seen, telling a LCK story lol

  • @rebeccar685
    @rebeccar685 2 года назад +15

    6:05 really got me rolling 🤣 Cause yes we've all seen this play out at least once. so funny

  • @bridgetrodriguez8258
    @bridgetrodriguez8258 2 года назад +22

    Emma is hilarious!! This was so funny and anytime I see or hear her perform, she makes me laugh.

  • @PrideSage99
    @PrideSage99 2 года назад +22

    Damn, I need way more of Emma's comedy in my life 😂 this set was fucking great.

  • @anthonybravo7079
    @anthonybravo7079 2 года назад +150

    She's like the funnier version of ellen

    • @killerblingxbl
      @killerblingxbl 2 года назад +35

      She’s the comedian Hollywood PRETENDS Ellen is.

    • @pooyanmanoochehry2629
      @pooyanmanoochehry2629 2 года назад +9

      And she gets extra points for not doing a lame dance for no reason.

    • @khrashingphantom9632
      @khrashingphantom9632 2 года назад +2

      So young Ellen? Lol.

    • @jasminehouston-burns1691
      @jasminehouston-burns1691 2 года назад +1

      I'm sure it's fine. She'll be hated by the time she becomes so famous that everyone just assumes she's awful.

    • @khrashingphantom9632
      @khrashingphantom9632 2 года назад

      @@jasminehouston-burns1691 Agreed. There seems to be a direct correlation between how much people HATE!!!!!!!! a person and how successful/famous they are.

  • @nanceemoes7815
    @nanceemoes7815 2 года назад +3

    "The other day I confused fracking and sharting" 😂

  • @gabrielplourde6791
    @gabrielplourde6791 2 года назад +5

    That ending! Chick is a boss

  • @ShuroP
    @ShuroP 2 года назад +2

    The end frkn killed me, PUahhahah

  • @isabellablau_2
    @isabellablau_2 Год назад +2

    Just saw her live last night at a show in LA -- now I am looking up all her stuff!

  • @kellieanguiano3796
    @kellieanguiano3796 2 года назад +16

    She’s great! Really enjoy her humor. Would love to see more of her standup.

  • @topgurl9313
    @topgurl9313 2 года назад +42

    I've heard her 'Not Me' joke several times but I still laugh hysterically

  • @JohnHudert1
    @JohnHudert1 2 года назад +7

    “You have NO IDEA!” Oh, Emma, you may have saved that marriage!! Keep up the good work! ...so brave.

    • @EmmaWillmann1
      @EmmaWillmann1 2 года назад +2

      THANK YOU for recognizing my service!!!

  • @ChaosMechanica
    @ChaosMechanica 2 года назад +124

    Really enjoying her. Totally want to see more

  • @edjecollins4141
    @edjecollins4141 2 года назад +6

    That last "Would you rather" question is a really difficult one for me. They are both a fantasy of mine.

  • @stadiomustafa1265
    @stadiomustafa1265 2 года назад +59

    In my opinion absolutely hilarious !! Someone commented that she should get her own special, i totally agree !! Making a note to remember her name and hopefully we will see a lot more of her !!💪👌👍❤

  • @tylerjcranford
    @tylerjcranford 2 года назад +3

    5:43 fucking killed me XDDD

  • @Protectobot
    @Protectobot 2 года назад +2

    She reminds me of Mary Martin playing Peter Pan in a play/theater version 😝

  • @KnifesIOS
    @KnifesIOS 2 года назад +2

    Glad I gave it a chance

  • @rascalflattsfanpage
    @rascalflattsfanpage 2 года назад +7

    these jokes are KILLER im glad shes doing well post pandemic

  • @sheilapeek5700
    @sheilapeek5700 2 года назад +43

    Emma is so funny and likeable! She needs to be on TV again.

    • @EmmaWillmann1
      @EmmaWillmann1 2 года назад +4

      Hey girl hey! Thank you Sheila!

  • @heathervolny
    @heathervolny 2 года назад +12

    Obsessed with Emma!!! Hilarious!! Needs an entire comedy special

  • @sithlorddread8721
    @sithlorddread8721 2 года назад +3

    The last punchline got me good

  • @JuaniqueVerde
    @JuaniqueVerde 2 года назад +4

    This was hilarious! Fracking vs sharting had me ROLLIN!! What are they eating down there in Argentina?! 😂 😂 and leaving comments on porn vids?! Lmaooooo!!

  • @tinaturner4958
    @tinaturner4958 2 года назад +3

    "not me" 🤣

  • @TheCCBloom
    @TheCCBloom 2 года назад +13

    Great delivery and mannerisms and Funny! 👏👏😂

  • @c.j.6115
    @c.j.6115 9 месяцев назад +2

    Not sure if you will ever see this,but you are absolutely hilarious Emma

  • @Rhea1381
    @Rhea1381 2 года назад +2

    I really want to know where that last joke was going. 😂

  • @wewereneversane9833
    @wewereneversane9833 2 года назад +7

    That's actually an awesome set.
    LoL's were consistent, I like this one.

  • @user-idgaf123
    @user-idgaf123 2 года назад +2

    That fracking bit was fucking hilarious

  • @alien-rat
    @alien-rat 2 года назад +16

    I would definitely watch a comedy/Netflix special starring this chick she is hilarious!

  • @Redhead77
    @Redhead77 9 месяцев назад +2

    Definitely an underrated comic! Can't wait to see her flourish!

  • @hildawg16
    @hildawg16 2 года назад +3

    Emma is the BEST.

  • @BluegillGreg
    @BluegillGreg 2 года назад +4

    This Chick is for Real.

  • @rzdanger
    @rzdanger 2 года назад +1

    there's "me too" and then there's "not me"! that's us!
    😁😂🤣

  • @KyleExplosion
    @KyleExplosion 2 года назад +4

    The crowds reaction when she mention Louie tells me all I need to know.

  • @MrBlitz-kr2wo
    @MrBlitz-kr2wo 2 года назад +16

    Feels weird to comment now 😅

  • @TheArtificialIncome
    @TheArtificialIncome 2 года назад +10

    If Ellen was actually funny…

  • @kassiogles5577
    @kassiogles5577 2 года назад +3

    Waiting for that Emma special

  • @andypacmanperez
    @andypacmanperez 2 года назад +5

    Yo she is fucking hilarious 😂

  • @FireTeamEnt
    @FireTeamEnt 2 года назад +7

    That’s how you end a set. 😂
    I don’t know if that really was the end or just where they decided to stop the video, but that was perfect.

  • @inflamesfan03091993
    @inflamesfan03091993 2 года назад +26

    Damn, that was great, never heard of her before. Gotta check out more!

  • @h0rriphic
    @h0rriphic 2 года назад +7

    I’m furious I just found out about this comic, today. She is soooo funny wtf

  • @solitaryflower
    @solitaryflower 2 года назад +2

    That fracking/sharting bit would have had George Carlin glowing with pride. Absolutely perfect. And the "doing stuff for other people" joke is gorgeous.

  • @nsona31
    @nsona31 2 года назад +20

    Is it weird to say she’s like a funnier Pete Davidson

    • @jinvid
      @jinvid 2 года назад

      My dog is funnier than Pete “perpetually looks like a cancer patient” Davidson. AND I DON’T EVEN HAVE A DOG!!

  • @billyblackattacks
    @billyblackattacks 2 года назад +28

    First time seeing her. She had me rolling

  • @scottpitner4298
    @scottpitner4298 2 года назад +4

    little hair, Big shirt, little pants, big shoes, little stature, big personality and funny! 🤘

  • @toridiaz8375
    @toridiaz8375 2 года назад +4

    What has to happen so I can get more of this POV? I want to see more!

  • @redukos
    @redukos 2 года назад +3

    It's 5 A.M, I can't sleep, I stumbled upon her, I never was so happy to be insomniac
    My god she's hilarious, I love this woman !

  • @fabioalvesshow
    @fabioalvesshow 7 месяцев назад +1

    "Whoa Steve, that's fucking gay" 😂

  • @mtotheizatt
    @mtotheizatt 2 года назад +5

    It’s like Pete Davidson got funnier

  • @Vohlfied
    @Vohlfied 2 года назад +2

    "This is great but now I am fucking dead."

  • @kwatts7420
    @kwatts7420 2 года назад +5

    You had me at fracking ☠️

  • @jakemertz2660
    @jakemertz2660 2 года назад +8

    Lol I didn’t want it to end, absolutely killer 😂😂

  • @gasser5001
    @gasser5001 2 года назад +1

    I'm dead. I haven't laughed this hard at stand-up in a minute.
    Sharting and Fracking. LOOOOOOOOOL

  • @micahmp8979
    @micahmp8979 2 года назад +3

    Loving Pete Davidson’s new look 👀

  • @schwindsichtigaderechte5293
    @schwindsichtigaderechte5293 2 года назад +3

    Damn, only knew her from CXGF, Crashing and The Good Fight, where she doesn't really have time to shine. She is hilarious! It's been a while since I've last stumbled upon such a real down-to-the-bone-funny comedian. I can't wait to see more of her.

  • @jaredmitchell1302
    @jaredmitchell1302 2 года назад +6

    She is doing the lords work with those comments 🙌 🙏.

  • @Scablander
    @Scablander 2 года назад +6

    My only complaint about this clip is that it isn't long enough!

  • @howHumam
    @howHumam 2 года назад +3

    Yo, this comedian throwing heat...

  • @danal1366
    @danal1366 2 года назад +5

    Love her! This is better then most of the people comedy central gives hours too 🤣🤦‍♂️

  • @lorenstickler4482
    @lorenstickler4482 2 года назад +3

    Well fucking played 😂😂😂

  • @falcoperegrinus82
    @falcoperegrinus82 2 года назад +6

    The whole audience missed the line about fracking and sharting being related because both involve gas.

  • @studogable
    @studogable 2 года назад +5

    She needs a Netflix special NOW