Commenting on Porn Videos - Emma Willmann - Stand-Up Featuring
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- Опубликовано: 5 сен 2024
- Emma Willmann admits to commenting on porn videos and explains what happens when two people with masculine energy play Would You Rather. (Contains strong language.)
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THAT LAST JOKE THOUGH:
"...would you rather a woman so butch she looks like she builds the closets other gay people have to come out of."
BRO! That is the best comedy one liner I've heard in years!
100%
Then you should listen to some better comics...
I KNOWWWW
A real master of the MIND
That's totally a Louis CK inspired joke. I mean that in the best way.
Emma is so funny and clever! “She looks like she built the closet that other people come out of”, just brilliant. More Emma please! 😍😂🤣
That line killed me!
Thank you!
She has the haircut
That joke was NOT even close to funny! What is past hilarious???
line made me spit pepsi all over my lap
Good to see pete's transition going well
Solid
Damn, thought the same thing
I wish he saw this
@@gibbyrockerhunter you mean she
@@andrewhogan6533 sorry. I guess the news about Pete didn’t fully sink in yet.
"There's me too and there's not me" 🤣🤣🤣
"Well Steve that's f*cking gay!" pure gold
This woman is a goddamn hero. I both read and appreciate porn comments that save me time. XD
big damn hero
That last line got me 💀 she’s a good comedian
Thank you!!!
@@EmmaWillmann1you’re so adhd replying to most of these comments
That last joke shook me as a straight man. And I CAN'T UNHEAR IT! Thanks a lot, Emma. Now I'm gonna go watch some more of your jokes and try not to have an existential crisis, because you're awesome...
You do you! Labels are inherently approximative!
That said, I would go for the butch woman, 1000% 😂
@@myboatforacar why? a lot of straight women would rather go for a butch woman so I'm curious
"because I self-actualize with the guy" 😂😂😂
Steve never had a chance 🤣
She needs a whole special, she makes me laugh so hard.
Having a great eight minute set does not mean a comic is ready for that. We fans gotta stop begging for specials from everyone, we are fucking them over, when they can do one and do it right, they'll make one.
@@immasurvivor right, shes great and all but there's still time for that
This is the first I've heard of her and I'm laughing my ass off.
She and Louis in the same night must have been a fucking awesome show. Like watching Shadows Fall open for Lamb of God in 2005.
@@pickledparsleyparty It's a wild coincidence you would say that in a reply to me specifically, because I also saw Shadows Fall open for Lamb of God in 2005 🤯 What are the chances of that, on a random comment thread on a video about something completely unrelated. Weird.
@@voodoosleeper I wonder if we'd learn that metal fans and Emma Willmann fans overlap a lot.
It is a crazy coincidence here, though :)
This was awesome!
Great jokes, good pacing, solid delivery, can't wait to see more of her comedy!
I appreciate it!
Shut up chris
Do a search w/her name here on youtube & you'll find more by her.
@Nicholas Santiago lol you doin okay nick?
@@TheLegendofphantom 🙄 I’m fine I suppose. You Gucci?
really appreciate her hardwork. Always judge how good a porn is by the comments. So this lady and others like her out there are heroes.
"This is great but now I am fucking dead."
Vw
I'm inspired to start making comments on porn too now. Gotta help the community!
If you go into the porn comments and it's all about what the best LoL build is for a certain character you know you found the right video.
@@pcbangbros8350 spittin' faxx
“She looks like she builds the closets other gay people come out of” Ok THAT is a funny gay joke 🤣
I haven’t laughed this hard in a while. I love hearing new jokes
So does Carlos Mencia...
I appreciate this comedy because it’s very verbal 🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I try I try
F'ing killer material and delivery.
The last ten seconds made me laugh so hard I broke a sweat.
Thank you!
@@EmmaWillmann1 Agree with that, and I'm real tempted now to try to find those porn comments
"..and then there's Not Me"😂😂🤣
Solid set! (Insert pronoun)'s good!
fr fr XD had me rolling
She is good
It
Top tier comment
Girl Pete Davidson was great!
"Well Steve that's fucking gay" That took me out lmao
This set is polished and 10 minutes that can hang with ANYONE 💯
The closer made me choke LMAO
"What I realized Steve, that's fucking gay"😂😂
Can’t just cut me off right at the end like that. Tf yo. I was mid cackling.
Bruh she had me rolling throughout the whole joint hahaha 😂 she's got a funny ass vibe
"There's 'me too' and then there's 'not me'" 💀💀💀
She's super funny, I need more of this
💖💖
Very entertaining, skillfully crafted material. You can see the passion for comedy
Aw man! That was good stuff! I was engaged and grinning (or laughing) the whole time. I'd love to see more of Emma! 🙌🏿😄
This was the funniest standup set I’ve seen in a long long time
laughing out loud alone in bed kind of funny. loved it!
Emma is hilarious. I can't believe I've never heard of her before last month.
Usually I end up thinking “RUclips, you don’t get me at all” when I watch videos from the suggestion feed…but today RUclips nailed it. Watching Emma was like waking up with a thoughtful gift from someone that knows you like no one else. She is my new favorite comic.
This is so nice. Thank you!
...and another 10 for that dismount .
I almost didn’t click on this but I’m so glad I did cuz Emma delivered the goods! I hope she/they blow all the way up and get a special because she had me cry-laughing for 8 min😂😂😂😂
They? I only saw one person.
@@justincoleman3805 shut up
@@justincoleman3805 they has been correct singular grammar forever, this is not a new thing with the pronoun movement.
i saw the title and knew it had to be good and it exceeded my expectations
Fracking! I laughed so hard I was in tears lol. Great joke!
Please post more of her stand up. She's hilarious
putting a vote in id like some more as well
She's good. Been a long time since I saw someone with so much potential. Wish she goes big. She seems like she's on something. But her timing is gold. Stellar delivery.
I love that I just came from the sneak peek of Louis’ new special. And here I have a new comic I’ve never seen, telling a LCK story lol
6:05 really got me rolling 🤣 Cause yes we've all seen this play out at least once. so funny
Emma is hilarious!! This was so funny and anytime I see or hear her perform, she makes me laugh.
Damn, I need way more of Emma's comedy in my life 😂 this set was fucking great.
She's like the funnier version of ellen
She’s the comedian Hollywood PRETENDS Ellen is.
And she gets extra points for not doing a lame dance for no reason.
So young Ellen? Lol.
I'm sure it's fine. She'll be hated by the time she becomes so famous that everyone just assumes she's awful.
@@jasminehouston-burns1691 Agreed. There seems to be a direct correlation between how much people HATE!!!!!!!! a person and how successful/famous they are.
"The other day I confused fracking and sharting" 😂
That ending! Chick is a boss
The end frkn killed me, PUahhahah
Just saw her live last night at a show in LA -- now I am looking up all her stuff!
She’s great! Really enjoy her humor. Would love to see more of her standup.
I've heard her 'Not Me' joke several times but I still laugh hysterically
“You have NO IDEA!” Oh, Emma, you may have saved that marriage!! Keep up the good work! ...so brave.
THANK YOU for recognizing my service!!!
Really enjoying her. Totally want to see more
That last "Would you rather" question is a really difficult one for me. They are both a fantasy of mine.
based
incredibly based
In my opinion absolutely hilarious !! Someone commented that she should get her own special, i totally agree !! Making a note to remember her name and hopefully we will see a lot more of her !!💪👌👍❤
I agree!
5:43 fucking killed me XDDD
She reminds me of Mary Martin playing Peter Pan in a play/theater version 😝
Glad I gave it a chance
these jokes are KILLER im glad shes doing well post pandemic
Emma is so funny and likeable! She needs to be on TV again.
Hey girl hey! Thank you Sheila!
Obsessed with Emma!!! Hilarious!! Needs an entire comedy special
The last punchline got me good
This was hilarious! Fracking vs sharting had me ROLLIN!! What are they eating down there in Argentina?! 😂 😂 and leaving comments on porn vids?! Lmaooooo!!
"not me" 🤣
Great delivery and mannerisms and Funny! 👏👏😂
Not sure if you will ever see this,but you are absolutely hilarious Emma
I really want to know where that last joke was going. 😂
That's actually an awesome set.
LoL's were consistent, I like this one.
That fracking bit was fucking hilarious
I would definitely watch a comedy/Netflix special starring this chick she is hilarious!
Definitely an underrated comic! Can't wait to see her flourish!
Emma is the BEST.
This Chick is for Real.
there's "me too" and then there's "not me"! that's us!
😁😂🤣
The crowds reaction when she mention Louie tells me all I need to know.
Feels weird to comment now 😅
If Ellen was actually funny…
Waiting for that Emma special
Yo she is fucking hilarious 😂
That’s how you end a set. 😂
I don’t know if that really was the end or just where they decided to stop the video, but that was perfect.
Damn, that was great, never heard of her before. Gotta check out more!
I’m furious I just found out about this comic, today. She is soooo funny wtf
That fracking/sharting bit would have had George Carlin glowing with pride. Absolutely perfect. And the "doing stuff for other people" joke is gorgeous.
Is it weird to say she’s like a funnier Pete Davidson
My dog is funnier than Pete “perpetually looks like a cancer patient” Davidson. AND I DON’T EVEN HAVE A DOG!!
First time seeing her. She had me rolling
little hair, Big shirt, little pants, big shoes, little stature, big personality and funny! 🤘
What has to happen so I can get more of this POV? I want to see more!
It's 5 A.M, I can't sleep, I stumbled upon her, I never was so happy to be insomniac
My god she's hilarious, I love this woman !
"Whoa Steve, that's fucking gay" 😂
It’s like Pete Davidson got funnier
"This is great but now I am fucking dead."
You had me at fracking ☠️
Lol I didn’t want it to end, absolutely killer 😂😂
I'm dead. I haven't laughed this hard at stand-up in a minute.
Sharting and Fracking. LOOOOOOOOOL
Loving Pete Davidson’s new look 👀
Damn, only knew her from CXGF, Crashing and The Good Fight, where she doesn't really have time to shine. She is hilarious! It's been a while since I've last stumbled upon such a real down-to-the-bone-funny comedian. I can't wait to see more of her.
She is doing the lords work with those comments 🙌 🙏.
My only complaint about this clip is that it isn't long enough!
Yo, this comedian throwing heat...
Love her! This is better then most of the people comedy central gives hours too 🤣🤦♂️
Well fucking played 😂😂😂
The whole audience missed the line about fracking and sharting being related because both involve gas.
She needs a Netflix special NOW