SS14 - How To Cargo Tech (Throngler Removed From Game)
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- Опубликовано: 4 июл 2024
- It's simple math. You either get the Throngler, or you don't. Solid 50/50 in the end.
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loved the part where he said "it's thronglin' time" and throngled all over the place
timestamp? asking for a friend
ngl this sounds kinda inapropriate 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
“If security tries to stop you, remind them they are mortals”
Honestly loved it
That actually goes hard.
CEO mindset. Five-year plan. 401k. Sell Pun Pun. Throngle the heads.
Dont sell Pun Pun the value from his blood in Bloody Monkey cocktails never stops paying. The people want what they want.
When QM says something so investor-phobic and you just gotta hit him with that throngle stare.
this really is the Gorbino's Quest of BYOND games
@@the-letter_s This is JUST like BYOND games.
@@the-letter_s wow that was a rabbit hole and a half. SS13/14 is actually playable and free though!
- What the f*ck is a throngle?
- *Starts giggling and goes back to the console*
I feel like this is exactly how new players see the game like its normal at first then some interpersonal drama happens that leads to someone getting throngled by someone with an infinity crown that gives them a plus 5 to everything and a resistance to bullshitery
Yeah that's space station 14 in a nutshell
“If security tries to take it from you, just remind them that they are indeed *mortal* ” line of the century
"I don't need to explain The Throngler"
*proceeds to give a hands on demonstration*
It explains itself.
the fewer words a magic sword has, the more dangerous it it.
sure, you don’t want to be on the end of arthur’s excalibur of darkness, but you SURELY don’t want to be on the end of the throngler
OHHHH THATS WHERE ITS FROM
the grand lottery crate and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race
Saw a Kudzu on the cargo shuttle from lottery crates just today
This is the funniest video you made. The patholical gambling, the gaslighting, the violent murder. Truly Space Station
its somehow even funnier than the 420 cult. best video. amen
As a materials handler, I approve of this message, also hail Cargonia
i do replenishment. we are all material handlers.
I put mail in the modular compartments that go into air planes
At an airport, which is kind of like a space station
Hail Cargonia! Salvagers...don't die!
“Salvage doesnt need fuel”
Spoken like a real cargo tech
Also, they dont need their suits, their weapons, their air supply…
Their organs, their lives, their souls.
@@marlikbudvergardall will be sold to Centcom to get the QM their luxury hardsuit
the funny thing here: The few times Cargonia has worked with the Independent Republic of Salvage Shuttle... We came out *way* the hell ahead money wise.
Like the Head of Cargo had to ask the other heads what to do with the money after it passed ten zeroes.
@@marlikbudvergard wait, salvage has souls? Why am I just learning about this now. I could be turning that into profit.
If you want infinite money - just ask for security techfab board, create the security techfab and anchor it in the shuttle, then you put a lot of steel in it and produce .35 ammo boxes that are worth 600 each.
Done - now you have infinite money
As someone who has seen this happen, it does work, but if you do it I'd recommend being prepared in case CentCom takes offense to the money printing scheme.
I still don't know how they managed to teleport enough plasma into the cargo shuttle to turn it into a pressure cooker, but they did, and I think I still have secondhand burn scars from the incident.
Ah yes threaten sec for their donuts and then later remind them that they're indeed mortal a perfect plan
Instructions unclear, got slipped by the clown HoS, who then proceeded to throngle me instead
_CURSES, FOILED AGAIN!_
-Invest in gambleing
-Get rich (you never loose)
-QM finds out
-Get yelled at
-Keep investing
-Get throngler
-QM is even more mad
-Throngle his ass
-become the QM
-Security finds out
-Throngle them too
-Find the captain who orderd you'r execution
-Throngle his ass too
-Become captain
-Sell the everything on the station exept cargo
-Keep investing
-CEO grindset
You got to join the Cargo hustle grindset.
Go throngle those haters
Next crate will be the big one, I can feel it.
@@Liltenhead90% of cargo hustlers get fired before they hit it big, throngle well.
99% Of gamblers, I mean investors kill themselves before they hit the jackpot, start investing!! 🤑🤑🤑🤑@@Liltenhead
We getting out of perma with this video!
Unlocked QM last night, now I have to threaten all my CT's with demotion before they throngle my behind.
Unless... I throngle them first.
The best paet is that i thought this was real for a second lol, before the throngle
Fear thy throngle
unfortunately my friend this is all entirely real, the throngler is too
He had me until the first "you don't give a shit about that". Then I knew it was another Botany weed Tutorial.
I remember on a round as a newish cargo tech (who was also traitor), QM found me, declared me their personal lackey, and ordered me to unanchor every vending machine on the station so we could sell them.
She then used those funds to start an arms deal where we supplied materials so security could make ammo for cargo to sell for more profit.
It was a _very_ prosperous round, and she ended up commending my help on getting the starting funds to pull it off (I even got given a command comms headset, and a bulletproof vest we had lying around). Unfortunately, she left on the cargo shuttle, so my plans of sneaking into the evac shuttle command section as her right hand man didn't pan out.
The last time some guy threatened me with a "throngling" it wasn't while playing this game.
lol
This is a joke.
This is the best joke.
I have a slight suspicion that this is for legal reasons.
is it?
Hope you have some jokes left for april.
*Loud incorrect buzzer*
99% of gamblers quit before hitting big
Absolutely, next crate is the big winner.
This video taught me to be a gamble addict and overescalate, literally everything a man needs for a party. thanks Liltenhead
its amazing how no matter how much changes between ss13 and ss14 (not to mention differences between various codebases), cargo will always be cargo and cargo techs are on the grindset, no matter how much of the station must be sold to facilitate it
hail cargonia
you can put an appraisal tool in your tool belt
also i wish you didnt talk about the throngler because its way funnier to experience it blindly
Trust in the crates brother
God.. Im so happy to see the throngler became real
the throngler reminds me of bullshittery like the tele locker from salvage.
so good i rate this 15 throngled secoff's out of 1 gibbed qm
I had buyed 4 lottery crates, and had seen the lone op getting very close too it with his shuttle. But he did go away with his ship because he didnt want to alert the station. In one of those crates where the Throngler. I gave it to sec and the poor lone op started blasting at the bridge next to sec, sec ran out and pulverised that lone op. Didnt even stand a second.
This is one of the best guides holy shit. My sides. xD
I had no idea this project existed but I have started watching these videos and using 'throngle' as a verb in my daily life.
JUST as I got into cargo, also love your videos Liltenhead
holy shit i thought this was a legit guide at first but the second half of the video had me throngling in my pants
This feels like an april fools joke. And its december
Edit: QM: He can never be throngling
QM: OH SHIT HES THRONGLING
Hail Cargonia
Hail!
This is why the grand lottery is worse than Christmas presents
You mean better? :)
I feel like I just took a course in Thronglenomics
The only thing missing is a bwoink sound effect right at the end
Blud i did not believe the throngle would be a real thing that you would demonstrate I thought it was just part of the bit wait wait go back i didn't need to know this
Average cargo tech be like
The grand lotery made cargo in to a shitpost dep AND I LOVE IT
Bro cargo was always a shitpost dept lmao
I'M DYING, OH GOD, DYING OF LAUGHTER. LMFAO
Oh god, that is the best laugh I have had this entire year.
I was looking for a normal guide to a cargo tech job, since i'm new to the game and the only 3 non "RP based" jobs that are avaliable for me rn are janitor, servise worker and cargo tech, and this video is not what i was looking for, but that was the funniest thing i saw in last month or so.
Now I want to learn this game even more!
This is one of my only "joke" videos. Nearly all of my videos are legit guides.
Finally a tutorial for the real cargo technician. Hail Cargonia.
Beautifully well done
The fact that his videos often come up at steam page of the game makes this video 10 times more threatening
by far the best advice i've heard
As soon as i start playing cargo this video is posted, truly I've been blessed
one of the best ss14 videos i have ever seen
Blizzard likes this loot boxes
I'm on a bus trying hard not to laugh at the throngler.
I know for a fucking fact that cargonia will be making multiple appearances after this video
AIRBRAKE IN SPACE!? jk thank you for more awesome and informational content on this game!
My dudes....its THRONGLIN TIME!
The Throngler, my beloved
"Remember to remind them they are mortal" wtf xD
Learning about the throngler made me want to learn cargo
This is the perfect way to represent how it feels to play cargo.
I belive that we need solid syndie guide, like best places to strike and best things to buy depending on situation
Honestly you can get everything you need without tc, just ask for tools and people will give you them, if you need a space suit cut through the reinforced walls to the lockers containing them.
Although trying to pull the CE's magboots off without destroying the entirety of engineering is beyond me.
Me, the only cargo tech.
The other three got bored and left.
Doing my best to keep things organized.
Making sure labels say who ordered and where they are going.
Incoming crate here, things to sell there.
Delivering crates myself when theres no line.
QM appears for first time after leaving roundstart, orders a bunch of things without labels, throws all mats into a pile(they were for three different departments..) and takes the ripley science just gifted me.
I hate QMs
That is borderline grief, jesus
Nanotrasen doesn't want you to know this, but the station is free, you can take them on the cargo shuttle. I have 958 stuff at home. Also, you can RIDE the cargo shuttle, ensuring that you get first access to any crates that are arriving before they ever get to the station
Riding the cargo shuttle is awkward, but it is the best way to escape any circumstance
@@andrewgreeb916 Whats that? The station is full of ZOMBIES? Well, I really don't see how that is my problem, seeing as I'm on the salvage shuttle.
Holy cow!
Never saw or heard of the throngle.
Now i must have
Finally, my cargo reinvestment strategy has been supported
I feel like I slipped into an alternate reality.
it was fun!
there is like 8k spesos sitting in a useless machine (ClothesMate) in EVERY station, if you sell it round start the whole station will be thankful that you 1) freed up space 2) got use from something useless
The Grey shirts may complain, not that anyone cares
i feel like i learned something while watching this but i don’t know what
how to gaslight my boss and give them an introductory course to thronglonomics? yeah sure okay. viva cargonia, and remember, you may be a traitor to the station, but your boss is a CLASS traitor!
“Remind them that they are indeed mortal” 💀💀
HAIL CARGONIA. GUNCARGO.
OH YEAHHH, BADASS CARGO TECH GAMEPLAY
btw those 5:36 moments really make me think that when u said "i dont play the clown for some reason" u didnt mean that u dont have a sense of humour.. its for stations safety
we love cargo
Tip: nicely ste..ghm ask for secfab and print 35 ammo for 600 and print inf and gamble it away
4:11 I know for a fact that you were not going to take that slip lightly. You stood there for 4 minutes throwing the damn thing at the wall didn't you?
This video maded me laugh hard enough to have an athsma attack, absolutly hilarious. Almost makes me want to play cargo again, almost.
It is gamba time, you will see me as gamba master in delta mrp
Well boys, it's time to join Cargo.
THE THRONGGLER
long live cargonia
considering how overpowered it is. i feel it's only just if someone from sec is be able to counter it.
by simply tossing a jelly or sprinkled donut at the person wielding it, assuming you can find/make one before the cargo techs speedruns his way.
the new throngjamlin is no longer safe to wield by anyone if hit by a thrown rare kind of donut.
i recon it would just put the jammed weapon into auto attacking mode, for anything near it.
or god forbids try's to pick it up, again!
I mean it only takes 4 disabler shots. With multiple secoffs that's nothing
FACT: 90% of Cargo Techs quit investing just before they $$$ Hit It Big $$$
could've named it "Meet the Cargo Tech"
The fact that one of the items that you can easily stea- I mean invest is the cloth vendor worth up to 3000 spesos says a lot about the station
Really?
And I thought the utool was a good haul.
Clearly I need to up my borrowing with no intent of return game.
@@andrewgreeb916 when you run around the station scanning everything that have value you start to see the good ones
was the throngler just now added to the crates? ive been getting lotto crates non stop for a week and haven't gotten it (even then they have a lot of other cool stuff)
next PR for the grand lottery is just a actual gambling machine.
Guide to advanced Mimery when?
Very early april we have this year
Two things.
One, gambling is very funny and as a new Cargo Tech I approve of it wholeheartedly. Hail Cargo.
Two, how do you use a hand labeler to label things? I tried using it on some beakers during a short and unsuccessful first shift in Chem but couldn't seem to do anything but remove labels I wasn't 100% sure even existed.
NEW cargo MALE DISCOVERED (BETTER THAN SIGMA MALE)
The first time I played SS14, I was a cargo technician..
About 15 minutes into my shift, someone asked for steel... I took a while to respond since I didn't have infinite steel, it was my first shift...
They jumped over the fucking counter, took a full stack of steel and jumped away.
If it wasn't for me being so passionate about Engineering, I would've quit SS14 right away.
Here's how I interpret things, being a cargo technician is the equivalent of being a Mcdonalds cashier, you shut up and do your job, or people will spit in your face.
Throngle them.
Cargo technician is a fun job, unless you're told to sit in the receptionist window and take orders all day.
That can get a bit grating.
Throngle/10
Next thing you know, he's gonna teach us to create Cargonia.
First step of creating cargonia is to ask the captain for permission, because the admins sure won't let you.
I notice more and more people just yoloing their money into the lottery after this video.
Lottery usually makes sec shit themself as cargo has more and better weapons
Hail, Hail Cargonia, Land of Stolen Things!
lol,, best tutorial so far
I hate that the Freezon and Tritium stock market crashed. I miss the good old days...
Ok lilten, i know you said some of these lines as a exaggeration but the biggest joke by far is how none of this is false, at all, 4/5 salvage crews will die instantly and leave cargo in a constant state of acquisitions to fuel a crippling gambling and drip status, while also doing their minimum to fuel the LEACHES at sci to say we did our bare minimum so that NT doesn't send the deathsquads at us
That is cargo, zero exaggeration, and the only thing wrong in the video is that the QM is usually in on it
Merely in on it? Who do you think came up with the idea in the first place!?
WOA. that's.... woa. Hail cargo 5:30