Watermelon Smoked To Look Like Meat

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  • Опубликовано: 6 авг 2018
  • Smoked watermelon is available at Duck's Eatery in New York City. The melon is cooked in the same way they've been smoking meat for years. It's no wonder the watermelon looks like a smoked ham!
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Комментарии • 13 тыс.

  • @spermchef2731
    @spermchef2731 5 лет назад +3518

    Lady, just say it tastes bad. We can all see it.

    • @aairah001
      @aairah001 5 лет назад +436

      Dab_531 she’s tryna act nice cause she’s getting paid for liking it

    • @finnheisenheim8274
      @finnheisenheim8274 5 лет назад +229

      The wonders of money. Making you say things that aren't true and buying soggy warm watermelons.

    • @rickyssj7695
      @rickyssj7695 5 лет назад +74

      Mister Hamlicrazy123 I’m pretty sure no one would be dumb enough to actually buy that

    • @greensprite6067
      @greensprite6067 5 лет назад +17

      Chipotle well then don’t pretend to like something and lie to the world about it for money in the first place

    • @jimmyolsen2725
      @jimmyolsen2725 5 лет назад +61

      @@greensprite6067 Who wouldn't want to get free money for lying?

  • @kale7866
    @kale7866 4 года назад +7221

    customer: i want a watermelon please
    waiter: smoked or fresh
    customer: tf

    • @jsownbnj
      @jsownbnj 4 года назад +421

      Bruh who comes to a restaurant and asks for a watermelon

    • @kairuku8498
      @kairuku8498 4 года назад +211

      Hello sir I require the melon

    • @raehdoncramer2273
      @raehdoncramer2273 4 года назад +94

      Lmfao underrated but the dude that said "who goes to a restaurant for a watermelon" is right 🤣🤣

    • @kirbstomped361
      @kirbstomped361 4 года назад +10

      COLA COLA

    • @taketake6133
      @taketake6133 4 года назад +3

      @@jsownbnj r

  • @dendikurniawan8577
    @dendikurniawan8577 4 года назад +2839

    authentic beef steak : $20
    *Vegan Steak : $75*

    • @capitalv8062
      @capitalv8062 4 года назад +34

      About the same price as a real prime rib

    • @Orca472
      @Orca472 4 года назад +91

      Capital V but like 1% as good

    • @vile8675
      @vile8675 4 года назад +25

      I aint even gonna call this close to a vegan steak 😂

    • @capitalv8062
      @capitalv8062 4 года назад +16

      well I never said it was as good as a prime rib, I was just saying it was the same price as a real prime rib. I think this watermelon looks gross, might taste better if they dehydrate it then marinate it.

    • @ClubPenguinMaster88
      @ClubPenguinMaster88 4 года назад +5

      Not accurate, given you can get some fancy steaks for way more and get way less. It's less the mellon and more the process.

  • @Aruesx
    @Aruesx 4 года назад +2840

    "this guy smokes everything"
    I bet he's smoked a LOT before coming up with this

    • @ann-vl4eh
      @ann-vl4eh 4 года назад +11

      Lmaoo

    • @IIzachBuilds
      @IIzachBuilds 4 года назад +5

      Oh wow, didn't think that I would find you here, lol

    • @ShahNewaz1
      @ShahNewaz1 4 года назад +2

      Smoke em!!

    • @sussy9278
      @sussy9278 4 года назад +1

      Dislike

    • @AB-ou8ve
      @AB-ou8ve 4 года назад +3

      “Bruh... smoke watermelons... amirite?”

  • @Jose-gz5vq
    @Jose-gz5vq 6 лет назад +2663

    That watermelon make me so uncomfortable

    • @ramens
      @ramens 6 лет назад +1

      I saw you like 16 times already

    • @youareapineapple3437
      @youareapineapple3437 6 лет назад +9

      A dead disfigured bleeding cow makes me more uncomfortable

    • @JACKAGLAW
      @JACKAGLAW 6 лет назад +28

      @@youareapineapple3437
      *V E G A N L O C A T E D*

    • @unwelcomejohnny8933
      @unwelcomejohnny8933 5 лет назад

      Same

    • @mustafa.bakes.
      @mustafa.bakes. 5 лет назад +1

      After I knew the existence of this creature, now I appreciate pineapple pizza and I’m sorry for everything I said

  • @4xJojo
    @4xJojo 5 лет назад +10851

    This is why people have trust issues.
    Also who is gonna pay $75 for a soggy lump of fruit.

    • @dailymemies
      @dailymemies 5 лет назад +418

      Your mom

    • @theman9990
      @theman9990 5 лет назад +994

      @@dailymemies HaHa So fUnNy OmG i DiEd

    • @4xJojo
      @4xJojo 5 лет назад +256

      Code Black says you 9 year old. You play Roblox so you can’t talk.

    • @bindukhadka2702
      @bindukhadka2702 5 лет назад +35

      @Challenger Shallow and what makes them idiotic?

    • @hellumotu8498
      @hellumotu8498 5 лет назад +19

      @Challenger Shallow I think honey bee said "them" because they don't know InfamousToxinz gender.

  • @brickzandstickz2749
    @brickzandstickz2749 4 года назад +2310

    how tf is a watermelon more expensive than real beef

    • @MrDarren690
      @MrDarren690 4 года назад +97

      I think it's the process involved in making it. Emmymadeinjapan actually tried this recipe and managed to finish it in an afternoon...except it was only a small slice. This is a whole watermelon. There's naturally going to require more resources and time to prepare it correctly.

    • @killerqueen1170
      @killerqueen1170 4 года назад +148

      Darren Ung You forgot the part where watermelons cost 40 cents per pound while real, good quality prime rib goes for around 15$ per pound.

    • @NoobsDudes
      @NoobsDudes 4 года назад

      Idk

    • @localshithead7430
      @localshithead7430 4 года назад +24

      @@killerqueen1170
      40 cents for pound for a watermelon is dirt cheap! And so is high quality prime rib at that cost. Where are you finding these prices?

    • @RobertELee-fj8xq
      @RobertELee-fj8xq 4 года назад +7

      Rip off

  • @goatmadej
    @goatmadej 4 года назад +430

    “This guy smokes everything”
    Oh, I bet he does.

  • @genopa6807
    @genopa6807 5 лет назад +6539

    When you smoke a $5 watermelon and make it $75: *stonks*

    • @jasoneyle689
      @jasoneyle689 5 лет назад +167

      🤥 📈

    • @chickfila3107
      @chickfila3107 5 лет назад +232

      5 dollars? Where I live they are 20 cents

    • @okas425
      @okas425 5 лет назад +5

      FL1XZ isn’t it stoinks?

    • @youregay6338
      @youregay6338 5 лет назад +89

      @@okas425 no

    • @sh0rt943
      @sh0rt943 5 лет назад +25

      TheBlue Gamer oh my god

  • @vidahabsyi9819
    @vidahabsyi9819 5 лет назад +3368

    The real question is what idiot would pay $75 for this?

    • @danyal7457
      @danyal7457 5 лет назад +63

      LMAOOOOOO THE WAY YOU SUMARIZED IT IS SO FUNNY

    • @baconbities
      @baconbities 5 лет назад +122

      i wouldn't spend $75 for it but i would try it

    • @danialmatti502
      @danialmatti502 5 лет назад +84

      Buzzfeed...

    • @soyooin
      @soyooin 5 лет назад +4

      I would like but it's at 69

    • @diego52563
      @diego52563 5 лет назад +25

      White people

  • @zaylin4001
    @zaylin4001 4 года назад +286

    What vegan walked up in there and was like:
    *Smoke me a fruit*

    • @AzureTank776
      @AzureTank776 3 года назад

      @The Random Reign of Vanilla Yeah, spending 75$ for a smoked watermelon isn't worth it

    • @root-beer
      @root-beer 3 года назад +1

      a vegan that is dead to me

    • @TheRealK93B
      @TheRealK93B 2 года назад +2

      The same Vegan that smoked prior to walking in lol 😂

  • @twitchylance117
    @twitchylance117 3 года назад +235

    Imagine if you served this to Gordon Ramsay and he's like-
    _"Out of all the things that you served me, you give me a f*ckin watermelon that's been marinated in sh*t, spiced up with what's left of my grandfather's ashes, smoked to f*ck, and what's worst is that it's still f*ckin raw even though you cooked the crap out of it."_

  • @winder3102
    @winder3102 5 лет назад +1338

    "would you like to buy my overcooked melon for like 75 bucks?"

    • @lunahetfield
      @lunahetfield 5 лет назад +26

      Some guy 75?!?!??!!!! NO!!! I'LL MAKE MY OWN OVERCOOKED FRUIT!!!!!!! *overcooks pineapple* THERE! HOMEMADE SOGGY FRUIT!!!!!

    • @mikkiasie
      @mikkiasie 5 лет назад +6

      @@lunahetfield bro, calm down.

    • @megazoid6573
      @megazoid6573 5 лет назад +6

      @@lunahetfield zen calm your senses eat some snickers

    • @supremeandlouisvuitton8832
      @supremeandlouisvuitton8832 5 лет назад

      I'll eat any day , I mean come on you can not tell you wouldn't eat that

    • @jeffjeff7083
      @jeffjeff7083 5 лет назад

      @@lunahetfield you werent you when you are hungry

  • @capt.heinrich6945
    @capt.heinrich6945 4 года назад +1978

    Me: Mom can we go to chili's for some steak?
    Mom: No we have steak at home
    Steak at home:

    • @miguelitoash3142
      @miguelitoash3142 4 года назад +4

      Haha.

    • @ourtimousaaw1278
      @ourtimousaaw1278 4 года назад +6

      hi welcome to chili's

    • @yobro2796
      @yobro2796 4 года назад +4

      Yea chill tf out I work at a chili’s shits terrible lol

    • @Sh1ryyu
      @Sh1ryyu 4 года назад +1

      hi welcome to chili's

    • @Zorro9129
      @Zorro9129 4 года назад +1

      The kid later dies from malnutrition.

  • @PopeMugg
    @PopeMugg 4 года назад +465

    Why tf would you ever do this to a watermelon. This is a hate crime

  • @tjdaily6307
    @tjdaily6307 4 года назад +52

    Look at the smile on his face he knows he’s running a scam and fools are actually falling for it

  • @sir.marcus
    @sir.marcus 5 лет назад +3976

    The watermelon is *RAWWWW*

  • @nataliealfera7225
    @nataliealfera7225 6 лет назад +7330

    Cursed image

    • @macped6751
      @macped6751 6 лет назад +13

      Natalie Alfera Justin Y 2.0

    • @KP-ce6fx
      @KP-ce6fx 6 лет назад +19

      Your profile pic is

    • @pob6772
      @pob6772 6 лет назад +2

      Natalie Alfera going in my playlist

    • @cookiedough3350
      @cookiedough3350 6 лет назад +1

      😂

    • @noisy99_
      @noisy99_ 6 лет назад +1

      O shit its you, the girl from Boss Sheet :v

  • @jjuullnnaayyaa495
    @jjuullnnaayyaa495 4 года назад +353

    this is like something that Mark Lee would try to eat without thinking twice -,-

  • @mka6671
    @mka6671 3 года назад +45

    “It’s like nothing I’ve ever tried before”
    Translation: “It’s nasty”

  • @jayye.8886
    @jayye.8886 6 лет назад +1002

    $75 for a smoked piece of watermelon? hell no

    • @an.s.7930
      @an.s.7930 6 лет назад +112

      Quasimodo
      It's... A watermelon. Watermelons are cheap

    • @Arooooo224
      @Arooooo224 6 лет назад +46

      Quasimodo do you even know how cheap a watermelon is?? Loll....

    • @jayye.8886
      @jayye.8886 6 лет назад +38

      Quasimodo styll you’d spend $75 on a watermelon?

    • @1179125
      @1179125 6 лет назад +39

      75 $ would let you dine like a king not this meat-wannabe fruit shit.

    • @an.s.7930
      @an.s.7930 6 лет назад +10

      Quasimodo
      Go and tell your mom to prepare some warm milk for you grumpy kid.

  • @itftl1353
    @itftl1353 6 лет назад +640

    75 dollars for a salty soggy also old water melon

    • @xxxxxx-lj3wc
      @xxxxxx-lj3wc 5 лет назад +4

      187 likes thats 187 vegans sending you a veiled threat that they are going to kill you 😂

    • @KeiyMi
      @KeiyMi 5 лет назад

      Its a WATER MELONNNNNN

    • @jasminesanchez5046
      @jasminesanchez5046 5 лет назад

      Nice bowsette pfp

    • @aledana2592
      @aledana2592 5 лет назад +1

      Vegan has destroy our world they eat plant😢 plant create oxygen

    • @patry8771
      @patry8771 5 лет назад +1

      *People compain about pineapple on pizza*
      Also people: HEY LOOK, SMOKED WATERMELON THATS BEEN SITTING IN SHITWATER FOR 2 DAYS THEN SMOKED!

  • @dwaynethewokjohnson6646
    @dwaynethewokjohnson6646 4 года назад +73

    0:48 Her face is like: Tf is this shit theyre serving me, Im only eating this cuz I need a job

    • @donnmerchant4654
      @donnmerchant4654 3 года назад +4

      I cant realy tell.
      Her face hardly make any movement due to surgeries ig

    • @lemonke5341
      @lemonke5341 3 года назад +3

      @@donnmerchant4654 did she really have PS? Or you just sexist and racist

    • @namanh1663
      @namanh1663 2 года назад

      @@lemonke5341 yes. yes she did.

  • @AmateurWeeb2
    @AmateurWeeb2 4 года назад +53

    Just peeking in to say that even tho this is the 3rd time I’ve watched this video over the past few years, This is still a crime against humanity

  • @casperrabbit7254
    @casperrabbit7254 6 лет назад +414

    You can tell this guy has had way too many bad experiences with vegans moaning about his meatery, so he made this abomination in response 🤣

    • @ianduque15
      @ianduque15 6 лет назад +12

      This comment is underrated.

    • @SeanDaNerd
      @SeanDaNerd 6 лет назад +31

      I thought the same thing. He even priced it $75 to spite them.

    • @garlicflowerzzz
      @garlicflowerzzz 6 лет назад +1

      Exactly 😂 why would a meatery be vegan?!?

    • @KyleEvra
      @KyleEvra Год назад

      Vegans are the biggest suckers when it comes to money.
      Call it Vegan!, 💥 Boom they come running to it.

  • @micahm.4713
    @micahm.4713 4 года назад +552

    He was so concerned with whether or not he could, he never stopped to think whether or not he should

  • @illusion3227
    @illusion3227 4 года назад +31

    *8 year old me playing Toca kitchen flashbacks*

  • @drunkzilla3522
    @drunkzilla3522 4 года назад +24

    5 Minute Craft be like :

  • @V-for-Vendetta01
    @V-for-Vendetta01 4 года назад +4095

    He can't stop smiling. He knows that he's practically ripping off vegetarians and vegans. Lol

    • @ThatGuyLegend
      @ThatGuyLegend 4 года назад +142

      They'd be better off cooking it at home then paying 75 dollars

    • @lolgirl5947
      @lolgirl5947 4 года назад +24

      @Anastazy Staziński you wrote all of this paragraph? Seriously?!! Also most vegans are actually healthier than meat eaters.

    • @DeactivatedAccountButpls-pe8wl
      @DeactivatedAccountButpls-pe8wl 4 года назад +7

      Idk how there getting ripped off if its not meat. There getting exactly what they want.

    • @bucca2
      @bucca2 4 года назад +97

      lol girl There is actually a type of vitamin called B12 that is only found in animal products. Vegans who don’t take additional supplements ARE unhealthy and malnourished. Veganism isn’t any more moral or sustainable than an omnivorous diet, partly because of the supplements, partly because many vegan substitutes are farmed both unsustainably and unethically. It’s just a matter of preference, and sometimes about allergies/religion.

    • @bongcloudopening5404
      @bongcloudopening5404 4 года назад +8

      Btw im not saying vegetarians are not good people
      But sometimes people are vegetarians because they are allergic to meat

  • @aaedrik8365
    @aaedrik8365 6 лет назад +775

    *Gordon Ramsay wants to know your location*

  • @GNUX66
    @GNUX66 3 года назад +10

    Great, just what I wanted! Turn my fresh crispy fruit into a gloopy, soggy, gelatinous blob.

    • @CC-mr5xq
      @CC-mr5xq 2 года назад +1

      It’s horrific.

  • @danksanchez4324
    @danksanchez4324 4 года назад +21

    This dissatisfaction I feel when he cuts it open what used to be a perfectly juicy watermelon is unmeasurable

    • @makaiibanez8122
      @makaiibanez8122 4 года назад +1

      My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined.

  • @a.a7931
    @a.a7931 6 лет назад +528

    Just no, I like my watermelon cold, sweet, and with a solid texture.

  • @bytewizerd2712
    @bytewizerd2712 6 лет назад +622

    Just because you can do something, it doesn’t mean you should

    • @assclapninja287
      @assclapninja287 6 лет назад +4

      Juicy Boy like Jurassic park

    • @VictorNewman201
      @VictorNewman201 Год назад +2

      Like murdering animals for food

    • @abumasoud
      @abumasoud Год назад

      @@VictorNewman201 vegan also murder plant for food

  • @CreativeGaze_
    @CreativeGaze_ 4 года назад +16

    This would make a good April Fools Joke 😂

  • @conneradamek474
    @conneradamek474 4 года назад +69

    This is an abomination. I weep for the youth who will inherit our mistakes.

    • @pangolin1498
      @pangolin1498 3 года назад

      Ikr

    • @bicycle6810
      @bicycle6810 3 года назад +8

      Who cares? It's a water melon cooked like steak, as long as it tastes good who cares, you're overreacting

    • @ThanhNguyen-uj6gc
      @ThanhNguyen-uj6gc 3 года назад +7

      @@bicycle6810 it is a soggy warm overpriced piece of fruit.

  • @marysmother6050
    @marysmother6050 5 лет назад +3951

    "One watermelon can feed three to five people."
    Ok but the real question is who would eat it?

    • @prettygirlshavebigforehead223
      @prettygirlshavebigforehead223 5 лет назад +61

      Me

    • @elmodeltoromv3
      @elmodeltoromv3 5 лет назад +46

      Vegan

    • @marysmother6050
      @marysmother6050 5 лет назад +193

      @@elmodeltoromv3 im vegan, and i definitely would not want to eat that. 35$ for a soggy watermelon, really?

    • @elmodeltoromv3
      @elmodeltoromv3 5 лет назад +15

      @@marysmother6050 I'm really curious what kind of food would you eat at price 35$ ? (just asking)

    • @marysmother6050
      @marysmother6050 5 лет назад +94

      @@elmodeltoromv3 maybe something that's actually worth the 35 bucks lol

  • @majorkilla3163
    @majorkilla3163 6 лет назад +189

    U just paid 75 for a watermelon...u played yourself

    • @sigh824
      @sigh824 6 лет назад +1

      Major Killa probably made more with the views

  • @lissiecat9617
    @lissiecat9617 4 года назад +127

    *Gordon Ramsey shows up*
    "Nice looking finish on the outside"
    *cuts into it*
    "It's ******* RAAAAAAAAWWWW-TERMELON?!?!?!"
    ಥ_ಥ

    • @Spike4248
      @Spike4248 4 года назад +2

      😂😂 quality

    • @lissiecat9617
      @lissiecat9617 3 года назад +3

      @purple_the_anime_fan 1 He's a lil 4-legged fluffy thing with hooves and horns. Some people know him as chef-king of the rams but he prefers to go by Ramsey. **whispers** He likes to think of himself as a michelin star chef but ...he can't cook for toffee. It's an inside joke amongst his pals to call him Gordon Ramsey. But yeah, that's him. Don't worry I won't judge you for not knowing him, he's not on the culinary map yet. :) Has an absolute potty mouth though

    • @lissiecat9617
      @lissiecat9617 3 года назад +3

      @Purple Animations and Drawings Haha hardly. More of an r/wooooosh on your end pal. I just choose not to get offended by comments specifically made to make someone feel bad about a spelling error.

  • @8BitDeadlift
    @8BitDeadlift 4 года назад +43

    "How to ruin a watermelon"

  • @falleninsignia4903
    @falleninsignia4903 6 лет назад +559

    *calls gordon ramsay*

  • @felix56291
    @felix56291 6 лет назад +1309

    why

    • @ijusterik5384
      @ijusterik5384 6 лет назад +62

      FeIix Nordling vegans

    • @elsanchogrande5948
      @elsanchogrande5948 6 лет назад +15

      It's a trap

    • @Nanuk
      @Nanuk 6 лет назад +2

      FeIix Nordling because it taste good

    • @aimeejames2734
      @aimeejames2734 6 лет назад +7

      The exact question I asked as soon as I clicked on this video 🤦‍♀️😂

    • @liloof5421
      @liloof5421 6 лет назад

      @@ijusterik5384 makes sense

  • @ejpark5478
    @ejpark5478 4 года назад +55

    Carnivores: Not funny
    Vegans: It’s not bad or anything
    Normal people: I wish that I could unsee it

  • @mflelei1875
    @mflelei1875 Год назад +3

    this is one of those moments of "Just because you can do, doesn't mean you should" 🤦🏽‍♂️😂

  • @makii9759
    @makii9759 5 лет назад +11829

    *Carnivores has left the chat*
    *Vegans are typing*
    *Normal people are disgusted*

    • @mysticxjuice
      @mysticxjuice 5 лет назад +597

      *Omnivores are laughing*

    • @cergusmernas4415
      @cergusmernas4415 5 лет назад +105

      Pastel Vert that's just humans

    • @charadreemur1049
      @charadreemur1049 5 лет назад +76

      I’m Kinda Normal and I WANNA eat it!!! It looks good to me,cuz...
      Food is Food

    • @cergusmernas4415
      @cergusmernas4415 5 лет назад +42

      Chara Dreemur then make it at home...i mean, it's $75 just for 3 pieces

    • @mysticxjuice
      @mysticxjuice 5 лет назад +7

      @@cergusmernas4415 true lol, but that's part of the joke

  • @bobbybrainstorm
    @bobbybrainstorm 5 лет назад +1166

    Salty soggy and warm is everything you don't want on a watermelon...
    But that's just me I guess

    • @mbmd_nation
      @mbmd_nation 4 года назад +55

      No, i agree with you. I better prefer fresh watermelon or juiced

    • @cheraa-
      @cheraa- 4 года назад +4

      apparently salt can make a watermelon taste better tho

    • @MrGrim504
      @MrGrim504 4 года назад +19

      @@cheraa- yes, salt on FRESH watermelon is amazing but this? This ain't it chief

    • @WelcomeToHorrorville
      @WelcomeToHorrorville 4 года назад

      Mr Grim 🤣

    • @mayeakemi23yago61
      @mayeakemi23yago61 4 года назад +2

      Watermelon is amazing wih salt

  • @skadeyyy_3182
    @skadeyyy_3182 4 года назад +9

    Their mind
    *hmmmm we need customers*
    Mind : smoked water melon? Yeah let’s do it

  • @ricegrain1809
    @ricegrain1809 4 года назад +10

    "Some men just want to see the world burn"
    - Meat lovers, 2020

  • @purpleurkle948
    @purpleurkle948 4 года назад +1862

    Gordon Ramsay needs to shut this down

    • @sophii7906
      @sophii7906 4 года назад +44

      RIGHT AWAY!!!!

    • @numu2483
      @numu2483 4 года назад +57

      RAWWWWW

    • @jacquelinenicole1932
      @jacquelinenicole1932 4 года назад +64

      A chef in Hell's Kitchen once made smoked watermelon. He got his ass kicked.

    • @retardbait3372
      @retardbait3372 4 года назад +5

      ITS FOKIN RAW

    • @snpbtl
      @snpbtl 4 года назад

      @@jacquelinenicole1932 It was a she, I think she was called La Tasha.

  • @Biskwyy
    @Biskwyy 6 лет назад +710

    I want to see Gordon Ramsey's reaction to this.

    • @adoboFosho
      @adoboFosho 6 лет назад +11

      Sakurei spam isnt vegan

    • @timimii
      @timimii 6 лет назад +37

      *ITS RAW!!*

    • @thenotoriousbigbroff3011
      @thenotoriousbigbroff3011 6 лет назад +1

      Same I was thinking about that when I found this video in my recemended

    • @jamcastillo01
      @jamcastillo01 6 лет назад +15

      "You don't cook a watermelon you f-ing donkey! Who in the bloody hell approved this concoction? "

    • @slavin5271
      @slavin5271 6 лет назад +2

      "I smokes the watermelons."

  • @sasha-iq9ux
    @sasha-iq9ux 4 года назад +26

    Gordon Ramsay: *It’s R A W*

  • @nikshaychugh4893
    @nikshaychugh4893 4 года назад +41

    I tried making this at home, and I am not pleased to say that it was a somewhat rather expensive and extremely horrible piece of watermelon, that had burnt, had too much water, and was simply horrendous.
    I hope you never have to see that piece of vegetarian meat.
    Icky and Abysmal.

  • @learomero3057
    @learomero3057 6 лет назад +2358

    She didn’t like it, it’s obvious lmao

  • @jonipotato9763
    @jonipotato9763 5 лет назад +310

    (PETA sees the image)
    *PETA dislikes the video*
    (PETA sees the title)
    *PETA likes the video*

  • @blaze-jb4xz
    @blaze-jb4xz 5 месяцев назад +2

    There's a reason why fruits already taste good naturally

  • @SuperKnuckels
    @SuperKnuckels 3 года назад +4

    for everyone that says F that for $75 dollars, you're safe now. The restraunt is permanently closed.

  • @harrynorheim6852
    @harrynorheim6852 6 лет назад +842

    Who would pay $75 for a soggy ass watermelon

    • @dave_dynasty
      @dave_dynasty 6 лет назад +41

      Vegans

    • @MilahMeia
      @MilahMeia 5 лет назад +30

      I'm vegan and never in a million years would I pay $75 for this bullshit lmfao never. I hate how they target vegans I'm on a budget and I eat healthy fresh foods everyday. $75 would be groceries for almost 2 weeks

    • @magnus3333
      @magnus3333 5 лет назад +5

      Jamilah Hassan it doesn’t even seem expensive even the ingredients are cheap I bet I can make it for like under $10

    • @jabuticaba9383
      @jabuticaba9383 5 лет назад +1

      Magnus it's the amount of preparation it takes is why it's expensive.
      Labor has a cost, you know.

    • @EddieVillamor
      @EddieVillamor 5 лет назад +2

      Yeah, the amount of hard work necessary to let it bathe and then transfer to a smoker can really take a toll on your body.

  • @Nug2kaizoku
    @Nug2kaizoku 6 лет назад +364

    we could just buy a watermelon for $4, and eat it a whole. dip it to bbq sauce if you want smoky taste lmao

  • @pirateofthesus8255
    @pirateofthesus8255 2 года назад +2

    0:47 Reasonable Reaction

  • @sherls918
    @sherls918 4 года назад +1

    Melons: *am I a joke to you?*

  • @jhooope4094
    @jhooope4094 4 года назад +181

    i’d be embarrassed if i’d pay for 75$ soggy smoked watermelon

    • @Toasted_Crumbs
      @Toasted_Crumbs 4 года назад

      Stolen comment

    • @audreyli9000
      @audreyli9000 4 года назад +6

      @Sad pepe
      it’s not stolen; literally anyone can thing of this comment without even looking at the comment section

    • @alyy5747
      @alyy5747 4 года назад

      id be embarrassed to buy their specialty watermelon and roast their price.

    • @arthas640
      @arthas640 4 года назад +2

      i mean it looks good but there's no way in hell I'm paying $75 for that. I'm fairly lazy so even if i can make something fairly easily at home im more liable to try it in a restaurant or buy it from a store premade rather then make it at home but for $75 I build a small smoker, buy all the ingredients, and make this at home and still save some money. Even if you cut the price in half it would be a fair price for NYC, so $75 is outrageous even for there.

  • @lizeysaurus3757
    @lizeysaurus3757 5 лет назад +400

    Her: eats melon
    Her: it doesn’t taste like a fresh watermelon
    Mind: ur getting payed remember?
    Her: eVeRyOnE sHoUlDtRy ThIs At LeAsT oNcE

  • @NKWTI
    @NKWTI 3 года назад +7

    This is taking playing with your food to a whole other level. His mother would not be happy

  • @rrebel9938
    @rrebel9938 4 года назад +16

    Waygu beef: Ha I am expensive
    Watermelon Ham: Allow me to introduce myself
    Waygu left the chat

  • @orevoj
    @orevoj 6 лет назад +253

    i heard gordon ramsay cursing at the background

    • @tracydo9474
      @tracydo9474 6 лет назад

      voj • naw his cursing would be loud and proud

    • @dariusantonx
      @dariusantonx 6 лет назад

      i heard it too

    • @aby110
      @aby110 6 лет назад

      That's the kind of shit that's gonna make Gordon Ramsay quit cooking

    • @helloolleh3668
      @helloolleh3668 6 лет назад +1

      IT'S RAW!!!

  • @samkk9931
    @samkk9931 6 лет назад +102

    When you lie in your resume but still get the job

    • @ElibobellySandoval
      @ElibobellySandoval 6 лет назад +1

      Sam KK 😂😂 this is why I have trust issues I saw the pic then read the title.

  • @jacklynland3109
    @jacklynland3109 3 года назад +7

    I actually had my brother-in-law grill a watermelon for me. I think it tastes like raw tuna. I made amazing vegan sushi with it!

  • @interviewforlife2604
    @interviewforlife2604 4 года назад +2

    Me at 2AM: ok ima sleep now
    RUclips:wanna see watermelon meat?

  • @Maeno34
    @Maeno34 6 лет назад +1092

    Watermelon is supposed to be refreshing

    • @princessbitch926
      @princessbitch926 6 лет назад +54

      Stalin Valdez is there fruit laws or some shit

    • @Maeno34
      @Maeno34 6 лет назад +91

      @@princessbitch926 yes and hi welcome to my comment

    • @princessbitch926
      @princessbitch926 6 лет назад +13

      Stalin Valdez thank you for the welcome sir

    • @Maeno34
      @Maeno34 6 лет назад +18

      @@princessbitch926 wanna be my bf?

    • @adog1205
      @adog1205 6 лет назад +14

      Stalin Valdez sure

  • @mawaaab
    @mawaaab 6 лет назад +812

    Vegans will say it tastes like meat.

    • @antoanthony3400
      @antoanthony3400 6 лет назад +6

      Mawa J. Mayne 😂😂😂

    • @raremono6497
      @raremono6497 6 лет назад +29

      don’t take this offensive but why are you always commenting about vegans? 😂

    • @mawaaab
      @mawaaab 6 лет назад +36

      I wouldn't say always, I'm rarely here. And as a matter of fact I don't have anything against vegans. I'm vegetarian dairy free myself soooo.

    • @ertyu760
      @ertyu760 6 лет назад +2

      Rare Mono cuz the OP wants to

    • @markgab917
      @markgab917 6 лет назад +5

      Savage

  • @_ityadi
    @_ityadi Год назад +1

    "It doesn't taste like watermelon. It tastes like cooked watermelon"

  • @IHateMyLifeBro
    @IHateMyLifeBro 4 года назад +2

    0:48 W H A T?

  • @KALAPE_
    @KALAPE_ 6 лет назад +1757

    Vegans are quaking

    • @tatianagarciaii331
      @tatianagarciaii331 6 лет назад +30

      Steve Buscemi Oof I'm vegan and it looks nasty

    • @diociharesibelli2547
      @diociharesibelli2547 6 лет назад +29

      Steve Buscemi well stick to oreos and skittles lol thats my type of vegan food😂

    • @tom123216
      @tom123216 6 лет назад +2

      I was gonna comment this 😂😂😂

    • @98Dreadboy
      @98Dreadboy 6 лет назад +4

      []Xanalimarie[] Oreos not vegan right? Milk in that cream boi

    • @frostcf1706
      @frostcf1706 6 лет назад +3

      Nah they're vegan

  • @Misukichan
    @Misukichan 6 лет назад +185

    *How to trick a vegan* 👏👏

    • @kenjeyz7320
      @kenjeyz7320 6 лет назад +1

      Or how to trick a cannibal

    • @aNDY-rj4sy
      @aNDY-rj4sy 6 лет назад

      KenJeyz That’s better better than tricking a vegan

    • @miamajano3460
      @miamajano3460 6 лет назад

      Misuchin with a cup of tae you can trick me I’m vegan

  • @diegouuu
    @diegouuu 3 года назад +1

    “$75”. i dont know why but i found that hilarious lmao

  • @lukariu8257
    @lukariu8257 4 года назад +1

    She looked so confused and trying to be interested in it I’m so sorry for her lmao

  • @mothbabyHD
    @mothbabyHD 6 лет назад +351

    I have 3 words to describe this: Soggy warm watermelon
    I also have another 3 words to describe this: are you okay?

  • @tessenearezki333
    @tessenearezki333 6 лет назад +308

    She avoided saying if it was good or not 😂😂😂

    • @edisakuroki5414
      @edisakuroki5414 6 лет назад +40

      bubble boo i feel like she didn't really like it

    • @pinkheart315
      @pinkheart315 6 лет назад +19

      bubble boo she hated it 😂

    • @roxhere
      @roxhere 6 лет назад

      Haha! Thought so! She didn't like obviously. 😂😂😂

    • @kiokophantommhive404
      @kiokophantommhive404 6 лет назад +2

      The face she made when first trying it says it all.

    • @cindydo8781
      @cindydo8781 6 лет назад

      Because she knew it was disgusting. 😅😅😅😅

  • @virlandikaabriandirgantara
    @virlandikaabriandirgantara 4 года назад +3

    Aku kesini gara gara liat video Jessica jane

  • @mohamedzaki737
    @mohamedzaki737 4 года назад +1

    Welcome to another episode of me watching this in lockdown because I have nothing better to do

  • @nourrozali1375
    @nourrozali1375 5 лет назад +2302

    I will use that 75$ for a real meat, thank you.

    • @noone3104
      @noone3104 5 лет назад +42

      Facts

    • @odinthewiseone1335
      @odinthewiseone1335 5 лет назад +40

      This video is a joke...

    • @ronnybpardo4923
      @ronnybpardo4923 5 лет назад +12

      Yeah now meat is coming out from lab use that 75$ something good for me

    • @aledana2592
      @aledana2592 5 лет назад +6

      @@ronnybpardo4923 how much money for one watermelon ?

    • @damien1781
      @damien1781 5 лет назад +2

      Exactly

  • @wolverdep4739
    @wolverdep4739 6 лет назад +2377

    *taste like chicken*

    • @dncviorel
      @dncviorel 6 лет назад +118

      Yeah, in the end everything tastes like chicken.

    • @firmangobi6477
      @firmangobi6477 6 лет назад +67

      The girl in the video says that the watermelon is weird, but she got nose job that looks obviously fake for (East) Asians.

    • @spawnoftacobell1644
      @spawnoftacobell1644 6 лет назад +23

      Firman Gobi she does weird faces too

    • @MrJonnieponnie
      @MrJonnieponnie 6 лет назад +2

      Wolver Derp :P you tried it

    • @armysinfiresnipples1002
      @armysinfiresnipples1002 6 лет назад +6

      Firman Gobi make up contouring

  • @FN_Covers
    @FN_Covers 3 года назад +1

    Next video : Chef Serves Gordon Ramsay Grilled Watermelon | Hell's Kitchen

  • @agariomaster3214
    @agariomaster3214 3 года назад +1

    I’ve been back here about 7 times and I’ve loved this video so much it’s helped me through a lot of poops

  • @mial7396
    @mial7396 6 лет назад +533

    Vegans are evolving

    • @dncviorel
      @dncviorel 6 лет назад +12

      This is a dish made by a steak restaurant. No sane vegan would eat that crap.

    • @christpilled2460
      @christpilled2460 6 лет назад +9

      Andrei Piatra r/whoooosh

    • @toniamor3187
      @toniamor3187 6 лет назад

      Jisoo X Dalgom what happened with Joonie in that pic?😂 Was that American Hustle Life?😂

    • @cmonbruh6769
      @cmonbruh6769 6 лет назад +1

      Andrei Piatra but vegans are already insane, your comment is contradictory, vegan and sane do not belong in the same sentence.

    • @rattyk7042
      @rattyk7042 6 лет назад +3

      I’m vegan and I wouldn’t eat this crap

  • @cham3l3on09
    @cham3l3on09 6 лет назад +1611

    $75 for a watermelon thats a huge rip off

    • @hasnaefletcher
      @hasnaefletcher 6 лет назад +263

      SMOKED watermelon know the difference , sir.
      That's a fancy rip off

    • @Musti._
      @Musti._ 6 лет назад +20

      Heureuse Vanderwegen No idea how fat your family are but a watermelon can serve 3-5 people

    • @samsaraslight8377
      @samsaraslight8377 6 лет назад +62

      Musty G a normal water melon with its original water content. This water melon lost most of that.
      Just look how shrunken it is. No way that's feeding five people unless you're eating something on the side.

    • @srnjaxmiller279
      @srnjaxmiller279 6 лет назад +24

      Ikr watermelon in my country cost about $ 1 or 2 😤😂

    • @EmmyRainbows
      @EmmyRainbows 6 лет назад +14

      I eat whole watermelons at once, they only have like 800 calories and 300 for the mini ones

  • @grzyb11
    @grzyb11 Год назад +2

    her head built like an upside down triangle

  • @rawtrout3402
    @rawtrout3402 3 года назад +1

    The vegan teacher been real quiet since this dropped

  • @ZacharyC
    @ZacharyC 6 лет назад +467

    I wonder what Gordan Ramsay would say about this???🤔

  • @fuzzwuzz6541
    @fuzzwuzz6541 6 лет назад +238

    This is an insult to watermelon and to humanity in general!

    • @joggz4279
      @joggz4279 6 лет назад +6

      fuzz Wuzz not quite as mutch as pineapple pizza

    • @fida80
      @fida80 6 лет назад +1

      pilzerfa pineapple Pizza is so delicious

  • @StudioHolocene
    @StudioHolocene 18 дней назад +1

    Am I weird for unironically wanting to try this? Ik it might not taste good but the look peeks my curiosity.

  • @fatshibe787
    @fatshibe787 4 года назад +1

    I lterally thought it was a pineapple lololol

  • @androidbot313
    @androidbot313 5 лет назад +1235

    you can see that grin on his face, he knows he is running the biggest scam vegetarians have ever faced. brilliant, i would do the same

    • @miriameclipse7953
      @miriameclipse7953 5 лет назад +7

      Android Bot 😂😂😂

    • @chairmankim9628
      @chairmankim9628 5 лет назад +12

      Dumb vegans

    • @urkittenmee
      @urkittenmee 5 лет назад +19

      mike shramowiat Lol we’d never waste our money on this. There’s so many cheap vegan meats out there

    • @tjdaily6307
      @tjdaily6307 5 лет назад +2

      😂😂😂😂

    • @jackmiltons5979
      @jackmiltons5979 5 лет назад

      Fighting For Animals Your username is so generic for a vegan.

  • @Warlordchile
    @Warlordchile 5 лет назад +228

    Gordon ramsay:*ITS RAW*
    Chef:*ITS A F***ING WATERMELON*

  • @clarkthorns
    @clarkthorns Год назад

    Watermelon: This was definitely not how I expected to end up as

  • @archvile5869
    @archvile5869 4 года назад

    Chef: you just got bamboozled

  • @jakeariel3974
    @jakeariel3974 5 лет назад +2197

    Vegan: it's exactly like *"meat"*
    Me: *wait a minute*
    *Somethings not right*

    • @beatrix34
      @beatrix34 5 лет назад +33

      Jake Ariel Vegans don’t want meat!

    • @jakeariel3974
      @jakeariel3974 5 лет назад +9

      @MC King YOUat

    • @TwistedRagdoll
      @TwistedRagdoll 5 лет назад +7

      SpidersPlayz - No they just dont eat it

    • @freezyette2443
      @freezyette2443 5 лет назад +23

      @@beatrix34 But yet vegans eat vegan burgers, vegan chicken nuggets (which get this, TASTES LIKE CHICKEN), vegan fish, etc.

    • @badnova6358
      @badnova6358 5 лет назад +10

      @@freezyette2443 exactly they say they vegan but try copying meat eaters style food by adding the flavour of that meat

  • @fatinwahida775
    @fatinwahida775 5 лет назад +427

    First a grilled salad, then a smoked watermelon.
    Call Chef Ramsey pls.

    • @lem2004
      @lem2004 5 лет назад +11

      Don't forget grape surgery

    • @Eaaaaaaa472
      @Eaaaaaaa472 5 лет назад +8

      Saeyoung Is My Boi Grilled salad is heckin good m8 , but whoever smokes a watermelon deserves to be burned at the stake

    • @yurikatana8689
      @yurikatana8689 5 лет назад +1

      Grilled Lettuce is not that bad tho !

    • @Shey_08
      @Shey_08 5 лет назад

      Ramsay***

    • @stardust6745
      @stardust6745 5 лет назад

      😂

  • @michaeladaniel7114
    @michaeladaniel7114 2 года назад +1

    Awesome! I've been looking for a recipe like this ever since I saw that chef do it on Crazy Delicious! I'm super curious what it tastes like!

  • @bmgyeu
    @bmgyeu 4 года назад

    feels like something people in the attack on titan universe would eat