the doctor being sassy for 10 minutes straight

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  • Опубликовано: 28 сен 2024
  • show: doctor who
    (this was made before jodie whittaker's episodes had aired hence why she's not in this!)
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  • @dragonlcrd
    @dragonlcrd  6 лет назад +5709

    if you want more doctor who videos like this please suggest some!
    eg. "_____ being _____ for __ minutes straight"
    (bear in mind i can't edit with classic episodes!)

    • @damppuddle7341
      @damppuddle7341 6 лет назад +480

      allonsy.mp4 Rory being Rory for 10 minutes straight

    • @ordon_lament
      @ordon_lament 6 лет назад +226

      The Master being the Master for 10 minutes straight

    • @nickaboi5974
      @nickaboi5974 6 лет назад +66

      allonsy.mp4 this is the best video ive ever seen

    • @blbblakeeold
      @blbblakeeold 6 лет назад +72

      "Blimey!" O_O - I would love to see a Darleks being rekt XD idk but this is awesome!

    • @cubinglab6332
      @cubinglab6332 6 лет назад +49

      Martha being the qorst companion for ten minutes straight

  • @amypond6740
    @amypond6740 4 года назад +4129

    9: bitchy sass
    10: sarcastic sass
    11: adorable sass
    12: given up on humans sass

    • @Silverwind87
      @Silverwind87 4 года назад +378

      Twelve sees humans the way a cat owner sees their cat.
      "Humans are bastards, but I love them."

    • @amypond6740
      @amypond6740 4 года назад +114

      Albert Nave I don’t think the doctor will ever have the ability to hate humans. I think 12 has just comes to terms with how stupid most of are 😂😂

    • @croverns164
      @croverns164 4 года назад +30

      amy Pond I think he’s seen all the karens and entitled people in the world

    • @Panda.Shogun
      @Panda.Shogun 4 года назад +40

      13:forgot what sass means 🤷‍♂️

    • @Seismitoad3
      @Seismitoad3 4 года назад +35

      @@Panda.Shogun 13: imaginary sass that no-one respects

  • @kaptain_komrade3708
    @kaptain_komrade3708 5 лет назад +9796

    Tennant being tennant for tennant minutes straight

  • @gurglequeen433
    @gurglequeen433 6 лет назад +5295

    "There's a horror movie called alien? That's offensive, no Wonder everyone keeps invading you."
    That might be one of my favourite Dr. Who lines ever written.

    • @ObsidianNightFury
      @ObsidianNightFury 6 лет назад +61

      Gurgle and so salty. Haha

    • @WildFyreful
      @WildFyreful 6 лет назад +128

      "I DEMAND TO KNOW WHO YOU ARE ARE!"
      TENANT: "I DON'T KNOOOOOW!" xD
      Seriously Tenant's my all-time favorite. His sass was so good.

    • @gurglequeen433
      @gurglequeen433 6 лет назад +22

      @@WildFyreful David Tennent will always be my favourite doctor.

    • @randomcosplayer509
      @randomcosplayer509 6 лет назад +4

      Cant stop laughing

    • @somethingstrange7184
      @somethingstrange7184 6 лет назад +1

      @@ObsidianNightFury IKR

  • @isabellavetere9098
    @isabellavetere9098 2 года назад +3759

    Ten being jealous of the king of france is hilarious to me

    • @bozorusso1709
      @bozorusso1709 2 года назад +176

      He's not jealous he's flexing on the king of France lol

    • @sabenavey1896
      @sabenavey1896 2 года назад +21

      Oh hunny the only thing he can do is time what dose the king of France got

    • @thedrinkinggamemaker9749
      @thedrinkinggamemaker9749 2 года назад +11

      FLEX

    • @TheFallofTheEleventh
      @TheFallofTheEleventh 2 года назад +82

      It’s even funnier when you remember 10 canonically was the king of England lool

    • @Thetruepianoman
      @Thetruepianoman 2 года назад +4

      @@bozorusso1709 and why do we flex

  • @socialinteraction_8252
    @socialinteraction_8252 5 лет назад +1423

    He protecc
    He attacc
    But most importantly
    *He’s brining sassy bacc*

  • @Synthmilk
    @Synthmilk 6 лет назад +2570

    "Believe me, it was an accident."
    The delivery of that line was exquisite.

  • @ThePixxie
    @ThePixxie 4 года назад +1882

    “There’s a horror movie called “Alien”? That’s really offensive, No wonder everyone keeps invading you.” Iconic

    • @elmaquiavelico5709
      @elmaquiavelico5709 4 года назад +20

      The fact that one of his regenerations dies makes it more iconic.

    • @Manel-dq2kb
      @Manel-dq2kb 4 года назад +8

      @@elmaquiavelico5709 what? I'm pretty sure all of his regenerations die

    • @elmaquiavelico5709
      @elmaquiavelico5709 4 года назад +49

      @@Manel-dq2kb What I meant is that John Hurt the actor who plays the Doctor of War dies in the movie called Alien.

    • @Manel-dq2kb
      @Manel-dq2kb 4 года назад +5

      @@elmaquiavelico5709 oh

    • @Sand-Walker13
      @Sand-Walker13 2 года назад +11

      Eight also dies in Alien 3

  • @JustNo420
    @JustNo420 2 года назад +2810

    9- sarcastic sassy
    10- sassy sassy
    11- bitchy sassy
    12- done sassy

    • @surgeofgaming6405
      @surgeofgaming6405 Год назад +82

      This comment encapsulates all of the Doctors personality.

    • @Daniel-wu6pl
      @Daniel-wu6pl Год назад +51

      10- supa sassy

    • @endarus6053
      @endarus6053 Год назад +44

      Ten being sassy squared is so perfect.
      Kinda sad there was never a 10 and donna teamup thing. Woulda loved to see that.

    • @Silverwind87
      @Silverwind87 Год назад +26

      13 had a bit of sass, much less than her predecessors, but far more passive aggressive. not knowing who this big shot business magnate was, mispronouncing tzim sha's name, and of course being sarcastic with the master.

    • @Strangestormcloud
      @Strangestormcloud Год назад +14

      10- fruity sassy (/j)

  • @MyyoutubechannelB
    @MyyoutubechannelB 2 года назад +4300

    Fun fact: out of habit, David mouthed the words along when Freema said them, not even realising it. It was so funny the show decided to keep it in.

    • @anonymouspalmtree
      @anonymouspalmtree 2 года назад +53

      Timestamp?

    • @itsamirage1902
      @itsamirage1902 2 года назад +119

      @@anonymouspalmtree 4:26

    • @anonymouspalmtree
      @anonymouspalmtree Год назад +25

      @@itsamirage1902 Thank you :]

    • @itsamirage1902
      @itsamirage1902 Год назад +13

      @@anonymouspalmtree Your welcome

    • @minji4471
      @minji4471 Год назад +186

      That makes it even funnier bcs it seems as if he cans predict wich obviously he should be able to by how many times he's asked 😂😂

  • @ItsMzPhoenix
    @ItsMzPhoenix 6 лет назад +1966

    “I’m the Doctor, and I just snogged Madame de Pompadour”

  • @blooddragon805
    @blooddragon805 5 лет назад +1451

    "The legs, the nose... and Mrs Robinson"
    "I hate you"
    "No, you don't"
    That's just priceless

    • @imael4802
      @imael4802 5 лет назад +9

      Why Mrs Robinson

    • @thegamedetective1877
      @thegamedetective1877 5 лет назад +55

      Imael Walk another name for an older woman who flirts with younger guys

    • @lewiskemp9732
      @lewiskemp9732 5 лет назад +4

      My favourite bit! 😂

    • @theodoraskywalker6133
      @theodoraskywalker6133 5 лет назад +20

      - I don’t even like you!!
      - U doooo

    • @monsterchild3116
      @monsterchild3116 5 лет назад +3

      @@theodoraskywalker6133 I was checking to see if anyone replied with that and....Oh how glad I am that you did :D

  • @leogavitt5419
    @leogavitt5419 2 года назад +2692

    “Blimey! Get a girlfriend, Jeff.”
    Gets me every time 😂😂

  • @queenyblahblah
    @queenyblahblah 6 лет назад +595

    The level of sass that radiates from 9 and 10 is *INSANE*

  • @ness6915
    @ness6915 6 лет назад +875

    "She kissed me"
    "And you kissed her back?"
    "No, I kissed her mouth"

    • @Azire
      @Azire 6 лет назад +8

      Such a fucking great line

    • @angelstarfire
      @angelstarfire 6 лет назад +6

      😂😂😭 priceless

    • @homoceroscaeli
      @homoceroscaeli 6 лет назад

      what ep lol

    • @trinityadams5417
      @trinityadams5417 5 лет назад +4

      vane ssa my absolute favorite:
      Rory: yours is bigger than mine
      Doctor: let’s not go there

  • @gamerborbie
    @gamerborbie 5 лет назад +2601

    4:26
    "It's bigger on the inside."
    "Is it? Hadn't noticed?"
    That was just David being David when he mouthed the words

    • @TheRuddster95
      @TheRuddster95 5 лет назад +8

      @@noname-gu9nz it will be done, my Lord

    • @Kodlaken
      @Kodlaken 4 года назад +3

      I've always wondered why it seemed so hastily cut in like that.

    • @NewYTAnonarchy
      @NewYTAnonarchy 4 года назад

      @@TheRuddster95 That's order 66, not order 666

    • @martinsoares1824
      @martinsoares1824 4 года назад +5

      best part is that he wasn’t actually supposed to mouth the words but it made everyone laugh so hard that they just kept it

    • @NewYTAnonarchy
      @NewYTAnonarchy 4 года назад +1

      Eli Soares where’s your source?

  • @Gfan-yi7tm
    @Gfan-yi7tm 2 года назад +1112

    Best line from the Doctor in Davros’ chair: “Admit it. You’ve all had this exact nightmare.”

    • @candymangloving
      @candymangloving 2 года назад +5

      Y e s

    • @WanderingNerd21
      @WanderingNerd21 Год назад

      *E X T E R M I N A T E*

    • @cassiewinchester2917
      @cassiewinchester2917 Год назад +1

      What episode was this from? I think I missed it!

    • @Gfan-yi7tm
      @Gfan-yi7tm Год назад +4

      @@cassiewinchester2917 I believe it was The Magician’s Apprentice. It was one of the first two episodes in season 9.

    • @imogenreynolds7470
      @imogenreynolds7470 10 месяцев назад +3

      But where did he get the tea?

  • @ninaintheskywithdiamonds
    @ninaintheskywithdiamonds 6 лет назад +1362

    *AnD sO’S YA dAd*

  • @Jwallworth
    @Jwallworth 5 лет назад +838

    This compilation made me realise just how hilarious capaldi was.

    • @Noobie2k7
      @Noobie2k7 5 лет назад +21

      Problem was his sassy fun aspect was just so infrequent compared to other Doctors. Then this latest series seems to not have a sense of humour at all.

    • @Jwallworth
      @Jwallworth 5 лет назад +18

      Noobie2k7 yeah this current doctor has no personality what so ever. Certainly not that of a doctor. They should all be individual I get, but they should also all be strong, bold and intimidating characters. Jodie’s doctor is just god awful. And so are the episodes!

    • @Jwallworth
      @Jwallworth 5 лет назад +18

      Noobie2k7 for example, i like them all for their own reasons. The 9th I felt was very adventurous and spontaneous, the 10th I got most emotionally attached too because of his contrast of fun and pain, 11th was a big bubble of fun and added a very young spirit and the 12th I thought was like a funny little alien. I think all of those traits work with a time lord. Jodie has no unique trait. It’s such a shame because she’s the first bad doctor I’ve ever watched myself.

    • @Noobie2k7
      @Noobie2k7 5 лет назад +8

      @@Jwallworth Even Matt Smiths Doctor who is seen as the 'goofy' one had many very serious and emotional moments and episodes. He knew when to do these different things. Jodie just seems so bland. I only watched th first couple episodes then decided i wasn't going to give them the ratings anymore as they're not worth it. I do need to go back and watch more of Capaldi's Doctor i think and just try to stomach Clara.

    • @Jwallworth
      @Jwallworth 5 лет назад +9

      Noobie2k7 yes definitely. Matt Smith was an incredibly good doctor and had a lot of talent. I definitely was torn between him and tennant as ‘my doctor’ and I think honestly when I rewatch the series I think Matt just does it for me. Like you said, his emotional range is spot on. I did the same with Jodie’s episodes. I watched that spider episode which I believe was number 4? And after that I thought this is just a god awful series what on Earth is this? As if they tried to turn it into a drama and not a sci-fi show. Yeah it took me a long time to accept capaldi as the doctor, much longer than David and Matt but eventually I think he developed a unique character that worked. Not many people enjoyed Clara. I think capaldi just wasn’t blessed with good circumstances but I really believe he had the potential to be one of the best doctors! He put in some great performances but I must say his episodes aren’t as memorable and that’s the issue. Plus his companions were never that easy to attach to. The sad part is, after years of enjoying a good show we’ve both stopped watching entirely. Think they’ll manage to bring it back? Or they’ll just scrap the show again?

  • @ciaranjamiesonfamily-frien5144
    @ciaranjamiesonfamily-frien5144 5 лет назад +1234

    “My mothers cooking!”
    “good put her on a slow cook and let her simmer!”

    • @natalieybarra5207
      @natalieybarra5207 4 года назад +16

      *put her on low heat and let her simmer* sorry had to

  • @SakaiUnlimited
    @SakaiUnlimited Год назад +272

    "What're you gonna do? Moisturize me?" Cracks me up every time 🤣

  • @volrogue
    @volrogue 6 лет назад +1287

    *"bLimEy jEFf, geT a GIrLfrIeND!"*

  • @KatherineTreasure
    @KatherineTreasure 5 лет назад +680

    ‘It’s like you’re human!’
    ‘Eurgh! That’s *disgusting* ‘
    ‘OIII-‘
    ‘ *OOOOOOOIIIIIIII* ‘

    • @meowmeow6676
      @meowmeow6676 5 лет назад +9

      more OOOOOOIIIIIII

    • @crzyshrf9836
      @crzyshrf9836 5 лет назад +2

      Spanners, shhhhhh

    • @TheShadowless
      @TheShadowless 5 лет назад +3

      “STOP IT!”

    • @gryffinclawgymgirls0911
      @gryffinclawgymgirls0911 5 лет назад +6

      Doctor- I grew, out of you, still could be worse
      Donna- Oiiii watch it space man!
      Doctor- Oiiiiiiiii watch it Earth girl 😂😂
      I can't even with this

  • @kaymuldoon3575
    @kaymuldoon3575 6 лет назад +702

    You left out my most favorite lines from any Doctor:
    There’s a strange man in my bedroom.
    Yes, there is.
    And I’m in my dressing gown.
    Yes, you are.
    That means anything could happen, couldn’t it?
    Um...no
    🤣😂🤣

  • @rebeccascholtz1174
    @rebeccascholtz1174 2 года назад +2830

    The fact that Nine is an equal part of this vid with only 1 season goes to show he was truly the sassiest

    • @unitedmad9580
      @unitedmad9580 Год назад +71

      He was the GOAT (maybe behind Ten)

    • @RoderickEtheria
      @RoderickEtheria Год назад +4

      Well, they didn't include several iterations. Do you see Four anywhere in this?

    • @ToffixJ
      @ToffixJ Год назад +21

      ​@@RoderickEtheriathese are moments from the new who ...

    • @RoderickEtheria
      @RoderickEtheria Год назад +5

      @@ToffixJ Yes, but to be truly the sassiest, you have to consider both old and new. After all, they are all the same guy.

    • @ToffixJ
      @ToffixJ Год назад +2

      ​@@RoderickEtheria then the video would be an hour long, i doubt it wouldve gotten many views

  • @milliehilken
    @milliehilken 5 лет назад +2469

    B L I M E Y
    'Get a girlfriend Jeff'
    I'm WHEEZING my god

    • @kensdiary2641
      @kensdiary2641 5 лет назад +34

      Miriam Hilken there are so many possibilities on what he could’ve been doing XD

    • @Artemis1794
      @Artemis1794 5 лет назад +10

      Made me miss 11 more

    • @tinasfs
      @tinasfs 5 лет назад +6

      From now on that's my comeback for everything- xD

    • @enigmakashman3501
      @enigmakashman3501 5 лет назад +25

      Actually, by the look of his room, Jeff needs a BOYfriend.

    • @SporeTres
      @SporeTres 5 лет назад +3

      @@enigmakashman3501I thought gaudy decor is some sort of British pastime. The more kitsch, the better.

  • @ErynG
    @ErynG 5 лет назад +550

    "We have an intruder"
    "How'd he get in... Intruder window......... B-bye"

    • @negamewtwo5535
      @negamewtwo5535 5 лет назад +11

      Even funnier, that wasn't even the first time that joke was made in the show

    • @adamnqueen3644
      @adamnqueen3644 5 лет назад +9

      *Yeet*

    • @yoshi2699
      @yoshi2699 5 лет назад +1

      Or maybe intruder-door

    • @Jackgames-vg7cw
      @Jackgames-vg7cw 5 лет назад

      Nega Mewtwo but they first time it was it it wasn't funny

    • @adjcheeseball
      @adjcheeseball 5 лет назад +1

      Yeet!

  • @sofieherman4886
    @sofieherman4886 5 лет назад +660

    “What is browser history?”
    *doctor instantly panics*
    Snatched

    • @user-fh6bd4ri7n
      @user-fh6bd4ri7n 4 года назад +3

      You wouldn't want younger you to see your history either it's all about the freaky journey

    • @ObsidianNightFury
      @ObsidianNightFury 4 года назад

      Its probably silly stuff like "how many cats can fit in a room" or "What to do when your kettle explodes"

  • @kireinahanii
    @kireinahanii 5 лет назад +712

    "oi! watch it, space man!"
    "oi! watch it, earth girl!"
    I L O V E DOCTORDONNA

    • @billylardner
      @billylardner 4 года назад +8

      Best doctor who duo

    • @nerdymusicianfangirl7024
      @nerdymusicianfangirl7024 4 года назад +10

      Lauren Cooper: "BITE ME, ALIEN BOY!"
      Me: 🤣
      (If y'all still haven't seen that vid. Idek what you're doing with your lives.)

    • @bobmalone3726
      @bobmalone3726 4 года назад +1

      * Cries *

  • @Rush351X
    @Rush351X 6 лет назад +635

    "The Legs, The Nose and Mrs Robinson"

    • @pugsarelifehha9295
      @pugsarelifehha9295 6 лет назад +80

      "I hate you."
      "No you don't."

    • @roaaoverthinks
      @roaaoverthinks 6 лет назад +25

      "You married me." the doctor, probably.

    • @notAshildr
      @notAshildr 6 лет назад +6

      I KILLED you! River Song. Probably.

    • @citywok9579
      @citywok9579 6 лет назад +7

      Jesus loves you more than will know

    • @danadavis24
      @danadavis24 6 лет назад +30

      "And Doctor Song, you've got that face on."
      "What face?"
      "The 'He's hot when he's clever' face."
      "This is my normal face."
      "Yes, it is."
      "Oh, shut up!"

  • @psychedelicgeekstudios9194
    @psychedelicgeekstudios9194 6 лет назад +428

    "This is my lover, the King of France." "Yeah? Well I'm the Lord of Time." MIC. DROP.

    • @jean-pierresmyth742
      @jean-pierresmyth742 6 лет назад

      Took the words out of my mouth.

    • @Rhino-Prime
      @Rhino-Prime 6 лет назад +3

      @@jean-pierresmyth742 he's so sassy the Mic drops itself for him

  • @cthulhu9136
    @cthulhu9136 2 года назад +257

    The intruda window joke is the one that gets me everytime

  • @IdahoDali
    @IdahoDali 5 лет назад +448

    "Can you just hurry up please, or I'll hit you with my shoe."

    • @Silverwind87
      @Silverwind87 5 лет назад +2

      Interesting threat

    • @1Gidget
      @1Gidget 4 года назад

      Most Scottish threat ever

    • @godofgoats4200
      @godofgoats4200 4 года назад

      I always say this to my friend and she gets scared and confused as to why i say it just to her

  • @zakkybounce
    @zakkybounce 5 лет назад +395

    "I'm dying, Doctor..."
    "Yeah, you keep saying that, you keep not dying.. Can you give it some welly?" 😂

    • @Hannah-ck2xt
      @Hannah-ck2xt 5 лет назад +2

      best quote ever 😂

    • @rachelrose7632
      @rachelrose7632 5 лет назад +2

      Nice quote but I’m kinda scared of ur prof pic

  • @fruitbatfox
    @fruitbatfox 5 лет назад +1438

    “Intruder!”
    “How’d he get in? In-tru-der wonder?”
    How did I miss this GOLD

    • @tevvytevvy2672
      @tevvytevvy2672 4 года назад +28

      OOH! I ONLY JUST GOT THIS JOKE! TY!
      I'm so dumb

    • @rhyskenton6831
      @rhyskenton6831 4 года назад +77

      ArtisticPixie in-tru-der window*

    • @devnathor7591
      @devnathor7591 4 года назад +15

      window, not wonder

    • @mellchiril
      @mellchiril 4 года назад +16

      the joke was actually made twice... once in season 1, episode 6 by Henry van Statten, and then again when 10 said it. Somehow it's funnier when it's the Doctor saying it.

    • @musicatheatrefan
      @musicatheatrefan 4 года назад +6

      How did I not notice this joke sooner? I feel so ridiculous. But at least now I can laugh about it every time I hear that line

  • @eashanpatel1799
    @eashanpatel1799 2 года назад +295

    I absolutely need to find a time to use "Yeah, my carer. She cares so I don't have to" in the real world. Pure gold.

  • @crippledcrusader1321
    @crippledcrusader1321 5 лет назад +1223

    9:02 “any remarks about my hips will not be appreciated” “ah your hips are fine you’re built like a man”. I like this moment.

    • @EpicFred1736
      @EpicFred1736 5 лет назад +1

      Mason French nice pfp.

    • @hazeltree7738
      @hazeltree7738 5 лет назад +7

      @@CyberLink70 It's a joke saying they have the structure males generally do.

    • @localboys7449
      @localboys7449 5 лет назад

      Thanks for the subtitles, even though they were already available.

    • @minimalgrammar1276
      @minimalgrammar1276 5 лет назад +1

      @@CyberLink70 Females usually have wider hips than males.

    • @rekaadang
      @rekaadang 5 лет назад +1

      @@CyberLink70
      Women have wider hips than men.

  • @didaloca
    @didaloca 5 лет назад +355

    "The legs, the nose and Mrs Robinson" always get me.

    • @doublespoonco
      @doublespoonco 4 года назад +39

      "I hate you"
      "No you don't"

    • @arkentile5265
      @arkentile5265 4 года назад +12

      Can somebody explain Mrs Robinson, I have a idea but I don’t know if it is right

    • @stephaniealejandre1
      @stephaniealejandre1 4 года назад +33

      Arken Tile Mrs. Robinson is a term used to describe an older woman pursuing someone younger than herself

    • @mattsisoler6125
      @mattsisoler6125 4 года назад +9

      I need to stop drinking or eating while watching that scene. I keep almost choking. 😂

    • @reudaniel4776
      @reudaniel4776 4 года назад +1

      The browser history bit got me

  • @Miles-qv6oj
    @Miles-qv6oj 6 лет назад +279

    i love that the master of sass nine was included we love a legend

  • @jeiillson
    @jeiillson 2 года назад +190

    It’s actually amazing how good this acting is cause it’s different actors but they really make it to where you believe it’s the same person 😂😂😂

  • @JakVox
    @JakVox 6 лет назад +632

    5:44 is the best.
    "Who the hell are you?"
    "I'm the Doctor. And I just snogged Madame de Pompadour! Aha ha ha!"

    • @thesandwich5321
      @thesandwich5321 6 лет назад +32

      You forgot the slick exit!

    • @AK_-xn1fm
      @AK_-xn1fm 6 лет назад +29

      Jak Mockery I DEMAND TO KNOW WHO YOU ARE!! “I DONT KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

    • @milleniam
      @milleniam 6 лет назад

      OH mY LORD Y E S

    • @margoedwards6729
      @margoedwards6729 6 лет назад

      Xscary memerX I think you mean time lord

  • @redfire1186
    @redfire1186 5 лет назад +293

    Damn, I wish my sarcasm was this good in some moments. "And you kissed her back. No! I kissed her mouth" is something I truly would never think of it. Genius.

    • @joegroves8601
      @joegroves8601 4 года назад +8

      That part sounds less like sass and more like he actually didn't know what Rory meant, due to him being an alien

  • @bunnybxsh
    @bunnybxsh 5 лет назад +297

    4:01 my favourite part XD
    "That is really offensive, no wonder everyone keeps invading you >:("

  • @Boundwithflame23
    @Boundwithflame23 6 лет назад +523

    We need another special where the current Doctor meets Ten, Eleven and Twelve.
    Then again the universe would implode from all the sass

    • @nightwalker174
      @nightwalker174 6 лет назад +11

      Ebilkitty Rainstar *...How about no? We've already had enough crossovers to last another 2 decades or so. And the writing hasn't gotten any better.*

    • @Boundwithflame23
      @Boundwithflame23 6 лет назад +38

      Oh look. The joke just grew wings and flew right over your head

    • @nightwalker174
      @nightwalker174 6 лет назад +6

      Ebilkitty Rainstar *Oh look, a smartass. No, the joke didn't go over my head. I got the joke. It was a poorly written joke, since it's been done many, many times before.*

    • @Boundwithflame23
      @Boundwithflame23 6 лет назад +19

      Ok you got the joke. Didn't exactly come across that way in your comment.
      And some bad jokes are good enough to still be funny :P

    • @nightwalker174
      @nightwalker174 6 лет назад +3

      Ebilkitty Rainstar *It's just that the same joke has been done many, many times before.*

  • @ashthepotato8340
    @ashthepotato8340 6 лет назад +676

    8:32
    Sycorax: "I Demand to know Who You Are!"
    The Doctor: : "I DON'T KNOOOOOOOOW!"
    😂😂😂

  • @generalartist420
    @generalartist420 6 лет назад +731

    No the doctor predicted our Thicc memes. I can die in peace now.

    • @b_.k.h.r._xe9900
      @b_.k.h.r._xe9900 6 лет назад +57

      Oh please he didn't predict them he clearly went forward in time and lived through them. Let's face it he probably created them.

    • @sarahgallagher7014
      @sarahgallagher7014 6 лет назад +29

      I like this theory. Think he did it on the same night. Just so he could come back and make that joke.

    • @alaztor1490
      @alaztor1490 6 лет назад +8

      @@sarahgallagher7014 Probably he readed this commentary section too

    • @leblanc69069
      @leblanc69069 6 лет назад +5

      T H I C C

    • @Swenglish
      @Swenglish 6 лет назад +6

      Comments like this make me uncertain if kids these days even know "thick" used to mean "unwilling to think or see things from a different perspective", short for "thickheaded"... I'd like to think yes and they're in on the pun potential, but it's hard to tell for sure.

  • @elsagreen1476
    @elsagreen1476 10 месяцев назад +65

    1:39 The delivery of "Why? Was he an idiot?" is flawless

  • @bexbrider6305
    @bexbrider6305 5 лет назад +350

    "Thank you, whoever you are... I think you have just saved my life".
    Doctor's eyebrows raised-
    "Believe me, it was an accident".
    😂😂

    • @rachelleach1472
      @rachelleach1472 5 лет назад +1

      You do not know how relieved i was to finally see that evil bastard Hitler get roasted for once! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @summushieremiasclarkson4700
      @summushieremiasclarkson4700 4 года назад +4

      @@rachelleach1472 especially considering Hitler was particularly good at roasting people himself.

    • @blueribenaberry
      @blueribenaberry 4 года назад +2

      Generously buttered ALCO Christ on a cross trainer...take my like & get out

  • @autumnbourne2835
    @autumnbourne2835 6 лет назад +522

    "Sugar Cube Count":
    1
    2
    3
    4
    5 **Hmm, That's Enough.** **Wait No**
    6
    7 **Perfect** **Plane Gets Pulled Apart**

    • @autumnbourne2835
      @autumnbourne2835 6 лет назад +9

      @Analise Howett Sounds About Right. There Is So Much Salt. There's More Salt Than There Is In the Sea.

    • @ObsidianNightFury
      @ObsidianNightFury 6 лет назад +1

      Lol

    • @trinityt-t3625
      @trinityt-t3625 6 лет назад +1

      L

    • @roaaoverthinks
      @roaaoverthinks 6 лет назад +2

      Sounds like me.

    • @cerulean22b69
      @cerulean22b69 6 лет назад +2

      Would you like some coffee with that sugar?
      Lol at least thats what i was thinking.

  • @mimiHTcat
    @mimiHTcat 6 лет назад +820

    you forgot
    ten: this man you’re marrying, what’s his name?
    donna: lance :)
    ten: good luck, lance
    donna: OI

    • @adamnqueen3644
      @adamnqueen3644 6 лет назад +40

      cat Donna: no stupid Martian is gonna keep me from getting married TO HELL WITH YOU!
      Doctor: I'm not, I'm not, I'm not from Mars...

  • @nelia5873
    @nelia5873 5 лет назад +99

    "what ya gonna do? moisturise me?" lmaooo

  • @evinbuffett5899
    @evinbuffett5899 6 лет назад +415

    7:31
    -OI WATCH IT SPACE MAN
    -OI WATCH IT EARTH GIRL
    how can this not be iconic?

  • @Beeslaughter
    @Beeslaughter 4 года назад +115

    “What’s pre-revolutionary France doing on a spaceship” gets me every single time

  • @mattrogers2747
    @mattrogers2747 6 лет назад +278

    I miss David Tennant 😭

    • @panictreasurenottrash1684
      @panictreasurenottrash1684 6 лет назад +8

      Matt Rogers don’t we all

    • @TheJoker-ew6lg
      @TheJoker-ew6lg 6 лет назад +8

      ALLONS'Y

    • @milleniam
      @milleniam 6 лет назад +5

      Don't we all...? :( Ten was the best player doctor~

    • @kaylamitchell1982
      @kaylamitchell1982 6 лет назад +3

      Matt Rogers he was the best, with capaldi and eccleston following close behind

    • @TheJoker-ew6lg
      @TheJoker-ew6lg 6 лет назад +2

      @@kaylamitchell1982 correction Matt Smith, Christopher Eccleston,and David Tennet

  • @charliesketchman4337
    @charliesketchman4337 5 лет назад +374

    “What are you gonna do? Moisturize me?” -9 1:05
    “Yeah? Well I’m the lord of time.” -10 0:06
    “Get a girlfriend, Jeff.” -11 1:15
    “Shut it, Hoodie!” -12 9:34

    • @charliesketchman4337
      @charliesketchman4337 4 года назад +6

      How did you find this comment?
      In-tru-der window? Bye bye!

    • @Manel-dq2kb
      @Manel-dq2kb 4 года назад

      "Can you hurry up, or I'll hit you with my shoe."

  • @SamuelSupergeek
    @SamuelSupergeek Год назад +161

    6:39 How he just offended himself just cracks me up.

  • @Dizzyj360
    @Dizzyj360 5 лет назад +52

    David was so lit as the doctor his acting was insane

  • @boytechnichian
    @boytechnichian 6 лет назад +425

    "Micky, what's pre-evolutionary France doing on a spaceship"? hahaha

    • @Foxxtronix
      @Foxxtronix 6 лет назад +20

      Mickey couldn't handle pre-revolutionary France.

    • @deadchannelwithbadopinonsi9077
      @deadchannelwithbadopinonsi9077 6 лет назад +13

      *pre-revolutionary

    • @kaitlinkirkpatrick6473
      @kaitlinkirkpatrick6473 6 лет назад

      It's Ricky XD

    • @Foxxtronix
      @Foxxtronix 6 лет назад +1

      Kaitlin Kirkpatrick I thought that was the name of his alternate dimension counterpart. The one that was PE1 and hadn't lost his beloved grandmother. I could be wrong!

  • @ya_b0ye868
    @ya_b0ye868 5 лет назад +352

    When I'm trying to take the psat and the people who finished first start talking
    "Stoptalkingbrainthinkinghush."

    • @-yamikaze4864
      @-yamikaze4864 5 лет назад

      Then when the doctor told amy she put on some pounds that was savage

    • @mattakins3422
      @mattakins3422 4 года назад

      @@MG-lr9jv Stoptalkingbrainthinkinghush.

    • @mattakins3422
      @mattakins3422 4 года назад

      "Ah! Ah! Ah!" (nods at Rory to cover YamiKazi's mouth.)

  • @lauranickl8237
    @lauranickl8237 2 года назад +223

    9:24 "Oi, don't diss the sonic" is such an underrated line

    • @eleanorcooke7136
      @eleanorcooke7136 2 года назад +7

      "I've got a sports car, you've got a space hopper."

    • @asifrahman60
      @asifrahman60 2 года назад +1

      I was looking for this.
      A legendary comment.

  • @hufflepuffotaku7642
    @hufflepuffotaku7642 5 лет назад +3436

    Thicc thiccety thicc face from thicc town thiccania
    And so's yer dad

    • @rigatonipasta
      @rigatonipasta 4 года назад +91

      I’ll never be able to watch that scene again without thinking.
      You’re my favorite you are... cAuSe YoU’rE sO THICC

    • @oliepicshipbuilder887
      @oliepicshipbuilder887 4 года назад +24

      Hufflepuff otaku You... you understand that in Britain, thick means impossibly stupid. Not... you know...
      Curves

    • @АйшаДрагушан
      @АйшаДрагушан 4 года назад +2

      4:11 what series? Plz tell me

    • @inkyplays2676
      @inkyplays2676 4 года назад +1

      Legend

    • @TeddySparkles
      @TeddySparkles 4 года назад +3

      "And so's your dad!" Classic

  • @Elizabeth-tx3wn
    @Elizabeth-tx3wn 5 лет назад +236

    "Right, carer. She cares so I don't have to."
    Actually dying XDDD

    • @stormtheowl
      @stormtheowl 4 года назад

      This had me fucking wheezing

  • @tacitakoe5004
    @tacitakoe5004 6 лет назад +180

    6:14 - let it be known that this was the only time usage of the word 'yeet' has successfully made me laugh.

  • @nathannunez3127
    @nathannunez3127 2 года назад +124

    7:18 “Yours is bigger than mine”
    “Let’s not go there”

  • @masterbuilder2443
    @masterbuilder2443 6 лет назад +1002

    There is a horror movie called Alien. That's really offensive no wonder you keep getting invaded.

    • @ObsidianNightFury
      @ObsidianNightFury 5 лет назад +3

      Master Builder LOL

    • @gahtime9644
      @gahtime9644 5 лет назад

      Master Builder I didn’t know that. That makes a lot of sense.

    • @noahwilson3809
      @noahwilson3809 5 лет назад +2

      Master Builder
      Said the Time/Space jumping Doctor who encounter's hostile alien life on a regular basis.

    • @lilymilot3769
      @lilymilot3769 5 лет назад +1

      >:(

    • @anna-pl7rs
      @anna-pl7rs 5 лет назад

      Master Builder have you been playing space invaders lately? Because ur invading my space rn >:(

  • @Silver-iz1wm
    @Silver-iz1wm 5 лет назад +781

    "We have an intruder!"
    "How did he get in? Intruda window?"
    "buh bye"
    burst out laughing XD

  • @keithhopkins9228
    @keithhopkins9228 6 лет назад +411

    8:30 "I demand to know who you are!" "I. DON'T. K N O W! ! !"
    Edit: thanks so much for the likes :)

  • @lillymsf5946
    @lillymsf5946 Год назад +21

    I like how Tennant is like confused half-drunk and Smith is just hating anyone who's not as smart as him XD

  • @cosmic_bobatea
    @cosmic_bobatea 6 лет назад +164

    "OI, DON'T DISS THE SONIC!" I love Matt Smith

  • @chazofalsa
    @chazofalsa 6 лет назад +96

    David is so relatable and a mood.

  • @petra5979
    @petra5979 5 лет назад +1165

    make a 'Jack flirting with literally any and everyone for a lot of minutes (not) straight' compilation

    • @theonionsystem7779
      @theonionsystem7779 5 лет назад +16

      Ay

    • @hazeltree7738
      @hazeltree7738 5 лет назад +5

      Oui.

    • @ricardojanate
      @ricardojanate 5 лет назад +6

      ruclips.net/video/avJe77avfOs/видео.html here's a gift , 8h ago

    • @lydia437
      @lydia437 5 лет назад +16

      "Jack flirting with anything with a pulse"

    • @petra5979
      @petra5979 5 лет назад +15

      @@lydia437 He has flirted with robots, and I vaguely remember something about a sentient stone

  • @adamcupples8082
    @adamcupples8082 2 года назад +75

    10 really showcased the "im a genius who basically can't die and I know it" persona so well

  • @elijahhadley4205
    @elijahhadley4205 6 лет назад +237

    I’m being incredibly clever up here and there’s no one around to looking impressed what’s the point in having you all

  • @theskullarmi3791
    @theskullarmi3791 5 лет назад +70

    The alien part with capaldi, *genius*

  • @angru04
    @angru04 2 года назад +920

    5:50 David's laugh so unique lmao

  • @tr-jr8xy
    @tr-jr8xy 6 лет назад +148

    10th- **mouths** it's bigger on the inside
    IS IT!? HADN'T NOTICED!

  • @maohemu262
    @maohemu262 5 лет назад +342

    Why you didn't added this one?
    1st Doctor: I thought I would be...Younger
    12th Doctor:.. *I AM YOUNGER!!!*

  • @ThatGooner
    @ThatGooner 2 года назад +399

    I miss this kind of bite to the Doctor's character, irrespective of how that darker side has vanished in the Chibnall/Jodie era - every line like these that Jodie's given are always completely smoothed out by a snorty smile or laugh afterwards, and are to someone who just has to accept looking like an idiot (companion or villain). Before, the Doctor's exchanges with the Daleks and whatnot became this increasingly funny exchange of wits, with the right mix of stupidity and bite from both sides. Now it's just the Doctor making a light remark in defence of herself using her bubbly persona, in-between asking 1,000 questions about what everything means in that exact moment.

  • @kbitchkal8765
    @kbitchkal8765 6 лет назад +1268

    Can't tell which Doctor is the sassiest 😂

  • @rocaydran
    @rocaydran 5 лет назад +299

    "Don't put me on a dalek ship when I'm holding a broken piece of dalek!"
    (Badonk)
    *OW*

    • @theuniverseshow9699
      @theuniverseshow9699 5 лет назад +3

      McDoodles and fries *OWWWWW*

    • @rocaydran
      @rocaydran 5 лет назад

      @UndecidedMisc omg thanks

    • @adamnqueen3644
      @adamnqueen3644 5 лет назад +3

      You did not indicate a preference

    • @adamnqueen3644
      @adamnqueen3644 5 лет назад +3

      @Sherrinford Stockholm it's not like you've got a lot of alternatives ThEy'Re AlL hErE

  • @MasterArchfiend
    @MasterArchfiend 2 года назад +60

    “There’s a horror movie called “Alien”? That’s really offensive. No wonder you keep getting invaded.”
    To be fair, I am sure a good amount of those invasions pre-date the movie.

  • @jillbaker2
    @jillbaker2 5 лет назад +162

    Are you taller?
    Heels
    Why, do you need to reach a high shelf?
    Alright, gonna be late
    For a shelf?
    😅😅😅😅

  • @spogebob926
    @spogebob926 5 лет назад +997

    we have an intruder!!
    how did i get in? In tRu dA wIndOw!
    God I love 10

    • @AC9123
      @AC9123 5 лет назад +17

      YEET

    • @Theseamus2000
      @Theseamus2000 5 лет назад +7

      And I love a reference

    • @josefzalusky7307
      @josefzalusky7307 5 лет назад +9

      See... I... didn’t realize it was a play on words until I read your comment. So thank you 😂

    • @romanmason4877
      @romanmason4877 5 лет назад +7

      "ten your nine is showing"

  • @yorayinas
    @yorayinas 6 лет назад +1687

    Personally i love Matt Smith best, but holy shit david tennant was s a s s y.

  • @jackcooper1448
    @jackcooper1448 4 года назад +99

    He protecc
    He attacc
    But mos' important
    He didn't kiss her back

    • @grinsplit444
      @grinsplit444 4 года назад +7

      Just her mouth

    • @CalistFitness
      @CalistFitness 4 года назад +2

      The scene was actually filmed like ten times because smith kept kissing her back😂

  • @volumus5245
    @volumus5245 6 лет назад +144

    ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND!?
    NoOoOoOoO i'M iNsIDe A dALeK

  • @ExOStellaric
    @ExOStellaric 5 лет назад +710

    "ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND-"
    " *_nO iM iNsidE a daLEk_* "
    can i just skip season 5 and get going with the 12th Doctor

    • @aashi8316
      @aashi8316 5 лет назад +51

      The 12th Doctor is great but season 5is pretty good don't skip it😂

    • @igglpggl6109
      @igglpggl6109 5 лет назад +10

      cloudneal legally no

    • @ryel.7022
      @ryel.7022 5 лет назад +6

      @CHARLOTTE WATKINS mate season 5 was the first with matt smith

    • @simransimran9339
      @simransimran9339 5 лет назад +2

      Honestly the only skippable season is the Martha one.
      Though Peter Capaldi is probably my favourite Doctor.

    • @GhGh-ci8ld
      @GhGh-ci8ld 5 лет назад +1

      cloudneal update, i stg if u skipped season 5 ill-

  • @apple4756
    @apple4756 5 лет назад +70

    “OIIII WATCH IT SPACE BOY!!”
    “OIIII wAtCh It EaRtH gIrL!!”
    My favorite Donna moment 😂😂😂

  • @ossomysteriossobutyoucanca9472
    @ossomysteriossobutyoucanca9472 5 лет назад +36

    "You have 10 minutes and 4 seconds left to live"
    Me:

  • @soulknight5330
    @soulknight5330 Год назад +36

    1:56 I love how childish that line is.

  • @thenerdofthenorth8205
    @thenerdofthenorth8205 5 лет назад +157

    Totally should've had
    "I don't travel much."
    "I can tell from your sofa."
    "My sofa?"
    "You're starting to look like it."

  • @HaloWars360
    @HaloWars360 6 лет назад +128

    8:30-8:35 "I DEMAND TO KNOW WHO YOU AAAARRRREE!!!!!" "I. DON'T. KKKNNNNNOOOOWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Lol. I'm dead.

  • @harryturner8701
    @harryturner8701 2 года назад +156

    3:54 the irony being that there’s a fucking musical of back to the future now

    • @themostbritishpersonalive868
      @themostbritishpersonalive868 2 года назад +3

      Yeah but is there a novel?

    • @sheldon-cooper
      @sheldon-cooper 2 года назад

      @@themostbritishpersonalive868 ladies and gentlemen... we got him

    • @sheldon-cooper
      @sheldon-cooper 2 года назад

      @HQ ladies and gentlemen... they got us

    • @rfspilot
      @rfspilot Год назад

      @@sheldon-cooper ladies and gentlemen....caught in 4k

  • @chscrphobic
    @chscrphobic 6 лет назад +163

    *slides in*
    So...
    Anyone for dodgems

    • @notebooknquill2811
      @notebooknquill2811 5 лет назад

      My favourite fucking part

    • @theuniverseshow9699
      @theuniverseshow9699 5 лет назад

      Not just that, but he slides into A DALEK ROOM.

    • @notebooknquill2811
      @notebooknquill2811 5 лет назад

      @@theuniverseshow9699 he slides in as if it's an uncomfortable family reunion and he's the only one slaying the looks game

  • @stealthlock6634
    @stealthlock6634 6 лет назад +86

    Your editing is flawless. Appreciate the mixing of different Doctors so we KNOW his sassiness is true of ALL his regenerations (I mean four is a fair sample size for the other 13, 14)
    EDIT: THICC. That was an insult in BBC BEFORE it was a misspelt meme in America and NOW IT’S COME FULL CIRCLE I LOVE YOU

  • @scsutton1
    @scsutton1 2 года назад +169

    "If you're going to deny it, don't waste my time, just SHUT UP." The amount of times I want to use that in real life is so high.

  • @ReZGamehunter2853
    @ReZGamehunter2853 5 лет назад +736

    10th doctor using *THICC* before it was cool
    Edit: y’all know this is a joke? Right?

    • @mimiHTcat
      @mimiHTcat 5 лет назад +41

      i think he meant thick as in stupid, which is what it meant at the time lol

    • @girlsdrinkfeck
      @girlsdrinkfeck 5 лет назад +11

      people that say thicc arent cool. they are millenial autistics

    • @girlsdrinkfeck
      @girlsdrinkfeck 5 лет назад +4

      @UndecidedMisc you are not your

    • @sla-fw2fn
      @sla-fw2fn 5 лет назад +18

      He is a time traveller, probably he knew that word from future dude

    • @willmcdade4836
      @willmcdade4836 5 лет назад

      @@girlsdrinkfeck DRINK! ARSE!

  • @siobhanadamson105
    @siobhanadamson105 6 лет назад +176

    *The doctor insulting people for **____** minutes straight* MAKE IT

  • @TheAkumuKing
    @TheAkumuKing 2 года назад +92

    Seems like a tradition to come back to this video every so often.

  • @Roux36Prod
    @Roux36Prod 5 лет назад +614

    “Of course the real question is: where did I get the cup of tea? Answer, I’m the Doctor, just accept it.”
    Also,
    “He said all his life he wanted to see the stars.”
    “Time to go stand outside, then. =)”
    Jesus, It took me years to notice how *_good_* the Doctor’s dialogue was!
    “I’m a disruptive influence.”
    “Good to meet you!”
    “And you!”
    “Now get lost! =)”