The fact that Jack and Clara never met is sad, I'm sure nothing would happen as Clara was clearly crushing on The Doctor the entire time, but there would have been plenty of flirting!
Kinda disappointed that one scene from good man goes to war isn't here "I'm sorry dear, I don't know how you stand me" *proceeds to attack a man on the other side of the room with her prehensile tongue*
Time Lord society, where you can tell someone to go f*ck themselves, and they might take it literally. Also one of the only societies where such a thing is not necessarily gay.
This video proves that it is statistically, more likely for a companion through some crazy combination of events to literally fuck themselves then it is for them to get with the doctor
Omg I’ve just realised the song at 7:05 is the same one that is played in the Darleks in Manhattan episode when there’s the girls dressed up as angel and devils so Jacks probs watching them dance
@@kingtanaka I think they mean cos Rory ends up being riversongs dad (idk if you've seen the show but just in case, yeah it's a whole time line thing, he's her father), so their convos pretty weird
I don't know who that character talking about the Doctor's "unmentionables" (I haven't watched 12 yet), but her tickling a Dalek's balls is the funniest thing to me, considering she could've been shot for that lmao
@@hugopatino-cano672 I remember them saying that the content they deleted was because they didn't like those videos. He still has a lot of Doctor Who edits but I was looking for this one. Glad someone saved it and reuploaded it.
Yin and Yang State's there's a little bit of white positive Yang in black negative yin and there's a little bit of black negative yin in white positive Yang.
Are some of these from TARDISodes or what? I swear this is so many things that I’ve never seen before Like: Pond flirting with pond “We have to share a bed” The glass floor Can someone enlighten me?
pond flirting with pond and the glass floor are from the Comic Relief special "Space and Time", the 3 doctors are from series 4 episode 13 "Journey's End", I know the "we have to share a bed" thing is from series 3 but I can't remember the specific episode.
@@naschamorrison8565 The series 3 "we have to share a bed" line between Ten and Martha is from The Shakespeare Code. The Clara and Clara "we have to share a bed" line... I have no clue what that one is from. Probably another mini episode / dvd bonus feature.
I'm kinda sad that the seen form a good man goes to war isn't in her where madame Vastra & the doctor are talking about how River song ...........BEGAN,. She got it all form her parents, Amy's cheating & Rory's kink
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Top 5 horniest people on Doctor Who
5. Jackie Tyler
4. Amy Pond
3. Missy
2. River Song
1. Jack Harkness
Dont forget Cassandra
@@Spaceey0
The trampoline
River gets it from Amy 😂
@@ChaoticCat good point
@@ChaoticCatfacts 😂
Master selfcest is CRAZY
Ya wtf 😅
Guess you could say its... Masterbation.
I stole this joke, and I'll see myself out.
@@ivandphantom9028Omg lmao
@@ivandphantom9028good lord
@@ivandphantom9028holy shit
Alternative title: "Steven Moffat running the show with one hand for X minutes"
Legend 😂
We all know what he was doing with the other hand💀
And sometimes Russel T Davies using all 5 of his limbs to direct his actors, just to be that little bit more clear.
amy: "oh so its been awhile ;)"
donna: "YOURNOTMATINGWITHMESUNSHIHINE"
Ginger~ and *GINGER*
@@SayakaMahouShoujo but The Doctor... Rude and not ginger :'/
@@koalifix6501 with his fightin' hand!
Those "dancing" jokes went right over my head as a child (I was 10), my parents were giggling and I'd no idea why lol
oh dear lord same. "why do they care so much about dancing? I mean it's a good exercise but.."
Lol I still do not get it
@@whovian7381 lol me too
Same
Can you explain?
"Ooh Doctor, you Soniced her" gets me everytime
Same.
The best part is that, while unknowingly, she's talking about her own daughter
I like to imagine 12’s browser history is nsfw, but just from a completely innocent standpoint, like he’s trying to understand the appeal or something
As an ace, that's relatable lol
I'm pretty sure Moffat confirmed that it's mostly just cat videos
@@jeffmoo9235 even better
Yeah, but did he say what type of cat? 😂 @@jeffmoo9235
Yeah because the doctor is canonically on the ace spectrum
The old browser history jokes had me rolling,, I still wonder what he searched.
Something Chumblie related probably. The Chumblies are apparently the Doctor’s favourite foe and he’s even slightly protective of them
Just like captain jack said
You don’t wanna know
Also “blimey get a girlfriend Jeff”
Hes been around a long time, one can only imagine
According to Osgood's actress, she suspects cats playing piano
Jeez the ninth doctor is savage
Yes he is.
Correct
He's the best one
That’s what makes him fantastic
😃No. 😆
“Where were you hiding that” , “you REALLY don’t wanna know”. i simply am deceased now
You know where. Hehe 😂. Even those robot ladies, were gobsmacked
@The_Zodiac.14headcanon it is canon
The fact that Jack and Clara never met is sad, I'm sure nothing would happen as Clara was clearly crushing on The Doctor the entire time, but there would have been plenty of flirting!
Ah, the playful chemistry would have been Amazing!!😂💥
6:02 damn right in front of her parents
That makes the scene so much better and so much worse
''Good Queen Beth... let me tell you, her nickname is no longer.'' made me laugh for like 5 minutes. I never caught that one.
*Bess
Kinda disappointed that one scene from good man goes to war isn't here
"I'm sorry dear, I don't know how you stand me" *proceeds to attack a man on the other side of the room with her prehensile tongue*
They give each other a look after that too
lol i think she said " i dont know why you put up with me" and then immediately demonstrated why
Me as a kid watching those episodes: 🙂
Me watching them Now: 😳
Haha this is so funny 😂
_"Anything else he's got two of?"_
Well he _is_ a bit of a snake...
Not as many clips of Jack in here as I expected...
Real, was expecting most of this to be Jack
It's more of....a Torchwood thing jack is...
Suggestive
There is a time and a place...
4:42 mark Gatiss pretending to be shocked that gay people exist is my life
Mark Gay-tiss himself:
And I just realized he’s played a Nazi twice already. (Good Omens and Dr Who)
@@dothmotherknowyouwearth lmao
@@dothmotherknowyouwearth wasn't it world war I in doctor who, and he was a British soldier, too?
@@fredhasopinions ah, I might have looked at it wrong. I don’t think I’ve actually watched the episode with Gatiss in it.
"doctor, are u gonna be alone with that thing" is just amazing
"ooooh rory" welp i died.
So did Rory
@@doctorjay8673Oh for gods sake not again
The master and Missy one gave me a shock! 😳
DW characters seem to find themselves flirting with themselves for some reason.
Time Lord society, where you can tell someone to go f*ck themselves, and they might take it literally.
Also one of the only societies where such a thing is not necessarily gay.
@@shadowtheshowman Who wouldn't?
The Master hitting on herself gets me every time 😂
This video proves that it is statistically, more likely for a companion through some crazy combination of events to literally fuck themselves then it is for them to get with the doctor
1:27 omg i get it, comparing sonics is like comparing…yaknow…omg that’s hilarious. Sus but super funny.
2:14
My favorite part of this scene is that not only does she not turn away, she doesn’t blink the entire time she’s looking at him
we stan the 11th doctor.
Like the streaming service
I see the 12th doctor never took his 11th selfs advice 😂
4:53 Just straight up, without warning.
Eleventh was extremely socially awkward
Videos like this make it so much more funny when people say the new series isn't for kids lol
1:08 could easily be my favourite moment of the Whittaker era
Omg I’ve just realised the song at 7:05 is the same one that is played in the Darleks in Manhattan episode when there’s the girls dressed up as angel and devils so Jacks probs watching them dance
Rory is a true man of culture
**after finding out who River Song is**
11: but you and me we- we.. 😗😗😗😗
The Doctor’s the only one who knows it’s a kid show, and they only care half the time
11 literally using anything to symbolise rising is interesting
1:48 thats your DAD
Sorry?
What the fuck?
@@kingtanaka I think they mean cos Rory ends up being riversongs dad (idk if you've seen the show but just in case, yeah it's a whole time line thing, he's her father), so their convos pretty weird
@@holly9251kinda like when Amy coos "ooh doctor you soniced her!" I'm like ma'am that is your daughter! xxx
How this didn’t have more Jack content, I’ll never know 😂😂
So many of these I remember but never understood when I was little haha xxx
BliMeY
Get a girlfriend Jeff.
To be fair to Simm’s Master, it was only a little wrong to feel that way about Missy…had it been Pratt’s Master, then it would have been very wrong.
Wait why?
@@ghostpad he is a moving corpse
@@jewishjellydonut yeah no that's explain it lol
Or that cheetah one, tbf
"Get a girlfriend, Jeff"
I don't know who that character talking about the Doctor's "unmentionables" (I haven't watched 12 yet), but her tickling a Dalek's balls is the funniest thing to me, considering she could've been shot for that lmao
Oh, she was winding them up so they would shoot her.
She could easily survive a Dalek firing squad.
Oh, well I don’t know how far you’ve gotten but when you find out who she’s is, it’s going to make everything she does very interesting.
Finished off with Jack. The slickest man in the universe.
The last scene is Malcolm Merlin flirting with The Ray.
Yin and Yang State's that evil is dark gray and good is light gray.
0:35 The Browser History 😂
This has less views then it should
I think it's a re-upload
Jasmine Wat ah okay
Indeed.
Me litterally being the begning reacting to that naughty girl in school when she does something weird and dirty
Makes no sense..
Yin and Yang State's that evil is little bit good and good is little bit evil.
9 IS SO INNOCENT USHDHD
let this be a lesson to all of us...
Never go through 12th's web history
"You just to mate!?!?! 🤨😬😳😱😨😤"
I’m dying of laughter rn💀
Can’t forget about that scene with the gas mask growing eugh
4:45 ur welcome sweaty 14 year olds
PLEASE AT THE END I DID “💅” AND IT HIT THE BEAT LIKE OMG YES
The thumbnail😂😂😂
This is reupload, the original was deleted
@@hugopatino-cano672 deffo
Damn.
@@hugopatino-cano672 who was the one who made the original one?
@@hugopatino-cano672 Thanks, I thought so.
@@hugopatino-cano672 I remember them saying that the content they deleted was because they didn't like those videos. He still has a lot of Doctor Who edits but I was looking for this one. Glad someone saved it and reuploaded it.
0:24 bLiMeY!
Since when was Doctor Who meant for kids anyway? I always thought the target audience was teens and up
I’m pretty sure it’s ment for like 10-12+ ? Not sure tho
Still not that audience that would be getting the jokes
It's meant for all ages
It was originally meant to be a kids show. Although, subtle innuendos are pretty common in children’s television anyway.
2:18 AMY!!!! THAT'S YOUR SON IN LAW!!!! NO!
'Jackie asking the right questions' broke me lol
Some Doctor who fans: We can't have gay people on the show! It's meant for kids!
The show in question:
its a family show, gotta have jokes for older teens and parents
You having 69 followers makes this all better
We need an updated version of this with the 15th doctor
River actually met the doctor twice at a time on her birthday in a special, after Rory and Amy's wedding
amazing video lol
Good night everybody!!
Ah Jack is the best. They don't make characters like him anymore.
Which episode was that conversation about the three doctors? Which show?
That would be series 4 episode 13, ''Journey's End''. The three Doctors in question are Ten, Ten 2 and the Doctor Donna.
timestamp?
Journey's End or The Day Of The Doctor
3:23
What's the episode featuring the 2 Amy Ponds?
It's a minisode, can't remember its name
Me watching Doctor Who when I'm 5: This is a cool kids show!
Me watching Doctor Who when I'm 25: Oh...
There’s an old saying, “even Top Of The Pops has Pan’s People in it.” 🥴
Yin and Yang State's there's a little bit of white positive Yang in black negative yin and there's a little bit of black negative yin in white positive Yang.
Yerh not mai'in wit me sunshyn!
Imagine River and Jack in the same room💀
2:41 What episode is that?
"Pond Life Omnibus", series 7 prequel short. if you put that in youtube you'll find it
thhis good
Im like oh boy howd they allow the dressing gown scene with Jackie fky 😅 hehe
4:40
This is literally me
what episode is the one with 2 Amy's and Clara's
Amy: "Space" (Part 1) and "Time" (Part 2).
Clara: "Clara and the TARDIS"
You can find them here on RUclips.
yeyeyeyeyyeyeyeyer COMFORT THANKS
People in 2024: doctor who is woke! I’m not showing this to my kids
The show :…
2:35
Understandable reaction
Are some of these from TARDISodes or what? I swear this is so many things that I’ve never seen before
Like:
Pond flirting with pond
“We have to share a bed”
The glass floor
Can someone enlighten me?
pond flirting with pond and the glass floor are from the Comic Relief special "Space and Time", the 3 doctors are from series 4 episode 13 "Journey's End", I know the "we have to share a bed" thing is from series 3 but I can't remember the specific episode.
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@@naschamorrison8565 The series 3 "we have to share a bed" line between Ten and Martha is from The Shakespeare Code. The Clara and Clara "we have to share a bed" line... I have no clue what that one is from. Probably another mini episode / dvd bonus feature.
the Clara one is from the minisode Clara and the TARDIS
@@jessica23claire are minisodes and TARDISodes the same thing?
does anyone know where the clip at 1:32 came from? i wanna say its SJA but im not certain
Doctor who, end of season 4. The normal Doctor, the half-human Doctor, and the Doctor Donna
6:09 From what episode is this? 😮
Unless theres 2 of them.... well now...
3:40 where is that from?
Poor Jeff 😂😅
Jack, behave yourself. 😮
I'm kinda sad that the seen form a good man goes to war isn't in her where madame Vastra & the doctor are talking about how River song ...........BEGAN,. She got it all form her parents, Amy's cheating & Rory's kink
allons-y alonzo
1:10 RYAN RUN!
it's #1 [jeff]
why does eleven look high
Why was I watching this as a 4 year old mate 😭
Has someone noticed that 95% of them are from Moffat's episodes?
Yeah he's a little freak