Little Billy Chespin 53:24 for reference. I remember this from last night and came back looking for it. :P It's like some kind of weird horror movie/game moment.
10:18 - Someone needs to make "Drill Sergeant Cthulhu" a thing. I appreciate how the creator clearly saw the first stream and made the "Murdoor" a thing.
47:25 "You are completely wrong." I wonder if this was in regards to killing a man in general (especially an apparently unarmed ... and un-legged one) or if the game thought Vinny was on the wrong side of the war.
58:50 Vinny: "For those just joining us this is just Half Life Opposing Force nothing...." "GOD HAS A HARD ON FOR MARINES!" Vinny: "...............................nothing weird................about it..........just uh, regular old Half Life"
1:15:03 When Vinny took a gun to the Amazing Temporal Souffle of Time and Spaceyness, he realized his grave mistake, and the Souffle began to warp itself into a writhing mass of temporal energy. Vinny absconded immediately, and shot down the doorway to open the door. But doors are always soooooo daaaaang sloooooow! He couldn't cope with this, as you obviously see on most of his escapades in the realm of Glitch-Life, so he just broke the rules (What rules?) and exploded the door into a big mass of hot damsels. "I have no time for this," he thought, avoiding all thoughts of mating, as the ear-piercing steaming noises of the Souffle came closer and closer. He ducked safely into a room of blue, and frantically hit the panel on some random control device. It flashed and growled angrily, like a wolf. From the distance, he could make out the silhouette of his true love, Link. Vinny bounded toward him in the low-gravity area, then Link was a hologram. Vinny, heartbroken, decided to go to the bathroom, deciding that maybe he should have chosen one of those fancy weird ghostly zombie mistresses. After he saw a creepy human, probably off dreaming in some other temporal plane, he ran out the doorway, where the screams of the Souffle were seriously loud now. Ignoring the Souffle That Is Existant On All Planes Of Existence, he bolted into a hallway, shooting the Cryokeen Scientist along the way, who screamed like an idiot. It's like EVERYTHING'S an idiot in this game.
57:55 Stationary gun saying "I'm not going anywhere". There's so many moment like these, I can't believe this wasn't made by a human. Or maybe it's a selection of favorite maps from forums.
0:56:03 with the calmish music, and the window room. THAT BUTTON jumped the shit out of me. Funny thing is that the button said, "remember" then that disastrous event happened. X3
"HOLY SHIT, GOOSE 3 IS DOWN! GOOSE 3 IS DOWN!" "X-Ray Zulu, are you there? We need backup in the waste sector! Some sort of worm creature! Tower and Eddy are down and I've lost contact with the rest of the squad! We need backup now! Now, damnit, now!" "I WILL SMOKE YOU LIKE A CUBAN CIGAR!" Grunts get the best voicelines.
28:12 Rosenburg: "Don't let the pressure reach critical, Calhoun!" Barney: "Are you crazy? I'm not opening this door until someone turns that bomb off!"
The game that altered reality and forced you to save the world through a series of shenanigans was really just another of those darned shopkeeper barnacles the whole time.
The first few minutes were actually creeping me out a bit. Like it was just pure creepypasta territory. Then the fucking G Man sunken into the floor made me lose it. My gut is killing me from laughing. "PAPAPAPAPAPAPAPAPAPPAPAP!!!"
Vinny, I know it's been said so much already, but you simply MUST record more Glitch Life goodness! You love it, we love it, we all love it! It's the greatest thing since your corruption videos! :)
58:57 I love the fact that Vinny thinks he's stuck inside a part of the map and tries to noclip out of it, when it's literally just his gun blocking the view
*Disembodied voice:* Hey, over here. */door opens by itself/* *Me:* Well, that was fucking terrifying. Time for a change of pants already, I guess! Seriously, though, some of this shit is way scarier than what a lot of actual intended horror games come up with. Some serious nightmare fuel in this video, man.
As a side note, I'm oddly curious about the "derp i'm a berk" thing - what mod/map is it from, and why has it invaded every single level Glitch Life put together with Vinny's maps? I don't think I've seen anything else that's quite as prevalent in the glitched maps. And I hope that when Vinny saw "Biodome", people in the chat started making Pauly Shore jokes. If no one did, I'll... well, maybe I won't be sad, since it's for the better if less people remember that movie exists. All I'm saying is, I would have made Pauly Shore jokes had I been there. And one more thing... I wish there were a mod like this for Fallout 3 or New Vegas (or both). I don't play Half-Life, which is fine because I'm more than happy to just watch Vinny play through all this madness, but I wouldn't mind going through some of this kind of stuff myself. Especially with some of the mods I have installed in New Vegas, shit could potentially get pretty insane.
Samantha Port "derp i'm a berk" is just a placeholder name for breakable objects. I never got around to giving those things random names (berk = breakable object).
1:17:13 I started up Doom on my PS3 when that sound and it confused the fuck out of me why I was hearing noises already. What a fucking coincidence! XD
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53:30 *silence* Pleasee, leave me alone.. *EVERYTHING GOES LOUD AND RANDOM*
That scared the shit out of me.
He said please leave me alone because you could wake up the 5,000 ghost arms which like to destroy reality, well he accidentally waked them up.....
"Guys, there's particles of three."
*GLITCH LIFE 3 CONFIRMED*
RECON HAS NOT BEEN ABLE TO DETERMINE THE AMOUNT OF OPPOSITION SO LET'S KEEP THIS TIGHT
YOUR MISSION IS TO
SHIT
ᴳᴼᴰᴰᴬᴹᴹᴵᴵᴵᴵᴵᴵᴵᴵᴵᴵᴵᴵᴵᴵᵀ
"Please, leave me alone!"
*screaming and shit happens*
Little Billy Chespin 53:24 for reference. I remember this from last night and came back looking for it. :P It's like some kind of weird horror movie/game moment.
Captain Southbird oh! hi southbird i love ur tomodachi edits!
10:18 - Someone needs to make "Drill Sergeant Cthulhu" a thing.
I appreciate how the creator clearly saw the first stream and made the "Murdoor" a thing.
Dexcat Really? I thought that was just from a different map
Dexcat All my motivation for continuing the project came from that stream. I love seeing people react to this chaos.
w00tguy Vinny is probably your truest and best subject to base stuff off of. His reactions are all legit, lol
Dexcat Link to the GL1 art?
"Did you submit _your_ status report to the-"
*"NO! NONONO! NO! NO!"*
The forms were very tedious to fill out every morning
47:25 "You are completely wrong." I wonder if this was in regards to killing a man in general (especially an apparently unarmed ... and un-legged one) or if the game thought Vinny was on the wrong side of the war.
or maybe vinny's exISTENCE XDDDDDD
53:20 Vinny did not heed the advice of the multi-possessed squatting scientist, and he paid the price.
*PLEASE, LEAVE ME ALONE.*
Tye Roberts 0,1 seconds later,screaming and shit happens.
58:50
Vinny: "For those just joining us this is just Half Life Opposing Force nothing...."
"GOD HAS A HARD ON FOR MARINES!"
Vinny: "...............................nothing weird................about it..........just uh, regular old Half Life"
1:15:03 When Vinny took a gun to the Amazing Temporal Souffle of Time and Spaceyness, he realized his grave mistake, and the Souffle began to warp itself into a writhing mass of temporal energy. Vinny absconded immediately, and shot down the doorway to open the door. But doors are always soooooo daaaaang sloooooow! He couldn't cope with this, as you obviously see on most of his escapades in the realm of Glitch-Life, so he just broke the rules (What rules?) and exploded the door into a big mass of hot damsels. "I have no time for this," he thought, avoiding all thoughts of mating, as the ear-piercing steaming noises of the Souffle came closer and closer. He ducked safely into a room of blue, and frantically hit the panel on some random control device. It flashed and growled angrily, like a wolf. From the distance, he could make out the silhouette of his true love, Link. Vinny bounded toward him in the low-gravity area, then Link was a hologram. Vinny, heartbroken, decided to go to the bathroom, deciding that maybe he should have chosen one of those fancy weird ghostly zombie mistresses. After he saw a creepy human, probably off dreaming in some other temporal plane, he ran out the doorway, where the screams of the Souffle were seriously loud now. Ignoring the Souffle That Is Existant On All Planes Of Existence, he bolted into a hallway, shooting the Cryokeen Scientist along the way, who screamed like an idiot. It's like EVERYTHING'S an idiot in this game.
57:55 Stationary gun saying "I'm not going anywhere".
There's so many moment like these, I can't believe this wasn't made by a human. Or maybe it's a selection of favorite maps from forums.
16:45 i remember that part and honestly, glitch life somehow managed to make it even more terrifying
UNBELIEVABLE, YOU CAN ACTUALLY SHOOT!
den odda den GOD HAS A HARD ON FOR MARINES!
Christapher Ed i assume this is FMJ referencing to the max?
Hisao Nakai It's from the Opposing Force boot camp.
Which was probably referencing FMJ to the max.
Hisao Nakai "Fuck My Job" ?
What's FMJ Supposed to mean?
Brandon Carpenter Full Metal Jacket, it's a movie, pretty one well-known one at that, aswell as a classic to the internet.
"Killed by a shopkeeper barnacle."
"IMPRESSIVE"
Are we not going to mention the "Otis Otis" at 23:20 ?
The chance of something like that happening via randomization is amazing.
0:56:03 with the calmish music, and the window room. THAT BUTTON jumped the shit out of me.
Funny thing is that the button said, "remember" then that disastrous event happened. X3
I thought it said "mininum".
ah, now it sounds like minimum. i wasn't using headphones.
Did you submit your stat-
NO!
Leaper the Mustelid lol
don't think i didnt see you had a map simply called "horsecock"
If I made maps for half life that sounds like the kind of map I'd make
????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Combined with him saying "The wrench added a fleshlight to my mushroom"
It's actually in one of the more common svencoop map packs lol, it's a classic
14:33
29:27 *Throws bullets*
"Unbelievable! You can actually shoot!"
IM ON YOUR SIDE! *kicking everything* HEY! IM ON YOUR SIDE! loool
I'd like to hang that over my fireplace
53:27 for too many ghost arms.
Blood_Wraith Please,leave me alone.
Vinny came to the wrong alley.
"Am I alive?"
*NO NO NO NO*
44:15 *The Return Of The Funky White Boy*
47:25 when I hit them with the wrench-- "You are completely wrong."
Well, you know what they say: "This mission is way beyond foobar."
Chaffee FUBAR*
"HOLY SHIT, GOOSE 3 IS DOWN! GOOSE 3 IS DOWN!"
"X-Ray Zulu, are you there? We need backup in the waste sector! Some sort of worm creature! Tower and Eddy are down and I've lost contact with the rest of the squad! We need backup now! Now, damnit, now!"
"I WILL SMOKE YOU LIKE A CUBAN CIGAR!"
Grunts get the best voicelines.
54:35 the deepest depths of hell.
"The wrench adds a fleshlight to my mushroom." -Vinny 2015
11:10 "am I alive?" NO! XD
Ruben Moran As a runner up, I also liked the "Did you submit your status report?" "NO!"
28:12
Rosenburg: "Don't let the pressure reach critical, Calhoun!"
Barney: "Are you crazy? I'm not opening this door until someone turns that bomb off!"
Please leave me alone.... AUGHUAHAGUAHAHUAHAHUAHAAHAUHAUAHAUAH
Scientist Sheep Headcrabs.
They really don't know.
"Am I alive?"
*"NO!"* [woodsplosion intensifies]
No one told me this was going to be a horror game.
Imagine recording a demo of this and then watching it back with ordinary opposing force.
Just vinny on drugs, laughing at walls and shooting the floor
Shoot doors, get trees!
Save the environment now!
The flashlight noise at 9:49 is just perfect... SCREW YOU TOWER!
The music at 56:06 is a royalty-free track by Kevin McLeod called Truth of the Legend. You can download it from incompetech.com
So this is madness.... Meh. I'd give it a few millennia before I become sane again.
Also, 17:54 , 29:16 , 48:47 , 53:32 , 1:00:29 ....
Every second of this is hilarious. XD
" IMPRESSIVE "
37:13 **I WAS GOING TO HELP YOU**
Fleshtones is my new band name
1:03:50 RIP the bitrate
Vinny : "Am I alive?"
Scientist : "No! No!"
Drink every time Vinny tries to noclip and fails
It's like LSD Dream Emulator but better
Viraus2 more like butter
If you had a functioning brain you would realize that this and LSD are NOT ALIKE AT ALL
It had metallica music in it haha
21:53 And, as John Egbert floated his way towards the Sburb logos, it became imminently clear that he was about to die.
The game that altered reality and forced you to save the world through a series of shenanigans was really just another of those darned shopkeeper barnacles the whole time.
I can't stop playing this. Sometimes the corruptions are so strange, it's amazing.
The first few minutes were actually creeping me out a bit. Like it was just pure creepypasta territory.
Then the fucking G Man sunken into the floor made me lose it. My gut is killing me from laughing. "PAPAPAPAPAPAPAPAPAPPAPAP!!!"
Glitch Life is truly amazing.
Glitch Life: Opposing Farce
Heck yeah buddy
Barney Calhoun DID YOU SUBMIT YOUR SCREW YOUR TOWER
Barney Calhoun ere m8 where my fucking beer
YEA. hey calhoun
Hey, Calhoun.
Barney Calhoun Where the FUCK is my beer you owed me?
29:16 best part. I fucking died! xD
Vrabo Than how did you type this comment HUUHH??!!
Great. Gr- gr- gr- gr- Great, remember your- Great.
King headcrab for Half-Life 3.
21:47
i was killed by a shop keeper barnacle *IMPRESSIVE*
"Am I alive?"
*"NO!!"*
1:32:06 ... Does anyone know what that music is? I feel like I've heard it before...
Thats like a strange dream.. Nothing makes sense... I love it xD
What are those screams at the 34:00 mark from? They're horrifying
Vinny, I know it's been said so much already, but you simply MUST record more Glitch Life goodness! You love it, we love it, we all love it! It's the greatest thing since your corruption videos! :)
Someone need to make Glitch Life 2 for Synergy.
58:57 I love the fact that Vinny thinks he's stuck inside a part of the map and tries to noclip out of it, when it's literally just his gun blocking the view
*Disembodied voice:* Hey, over here.
*/door opens by itself/*
*Me:* Well, that was fucking terrifying. Time for a change of pants already, I guess!
Seriously, though, some of this shit is way scarier than what a lot of actual intended horror games come up with. Some serious nightmare fuel in this video, man.
As a side note, I'm oddly curious about the "derp i'm a berk" thing - what mod/map is it from, and why has it invaded every single level Glitch Life put together with Vinny's maps? I don't think I've seen anything else that's quite as prevalent in the glitched maps.
And I hope that when Vinny saw "Biodome", people in the chat started making Pauly Shore jokes. If no one did, I'll... well, maybe I won't be sad, since it's for the better if less people remember that movie exists. All I'm saying is, I would have made Pauly Shore jokes had I been there.
And one more thing... I wish there were a mod like this for Fallout 3 or New Vegas (or both). I don't play Half-Life, which is fine because I'm more than happy to just watch Vinny play through all this madness, but I wouldn't mind going through some of this kind of stuff myself. Especially with some of the mods I have installed in New Vegas, shit could potentially get pretty insane.
Samantha Port "derp i'm a berk" is just a placeholder name for breakable objects. I never got around to giving those things random names (berk = breakable object).
godamn that's creepy just 2 faceless bus drivers running up to you
40:10 what is Shinku doing here
40:10 SHINKU, GET OUT OF THERE, WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING THERE, FLEEEEE
Happy 4/20 everyone!
Snoop dog's favorite day.
27:20
*Beans*
Did you submit your status report to the administrator today?
I imagine this is what the AI dreams would look like. That, or AI going nuts.
I absolutely loved it.
This was the most strange and pleasing thing I have ever expereinced.
I love this mod
IMPRESSIVE
Omg the texture where it says bug fixing done by lolo xd I died of laughing
"He just shot me and said 'weed'."
Anyone know what that music is at 44:00 it's pretty good tbh.
It's "Wild Cherry - Play That Funky Music White Boy"
@@Viper-ft3tk I know that old song, I mean the other one, which I doubt anyone would know since it's a corruption.
"you've got nothing!You've got nothing!You've got nothing!" *8 bit music*
yes, me too tbh
At about 1:14:11 i started choking on a Slurpee i was drinking because i was laughing.
Not even my dreams are this crazy... And some of my dreams are pretty crazy.
My dreams are more crazy than this tbh
That buss driver freaked me out
Dude I want this to be a standalone game.
48:38 I thought that was the pi symbol for a moment
Just realized today is the 6th anniversary of this stream
DID HE SAY BEANS?!!?!?!? I'm pretty sure he just said beans. -vinesauce
This game is pure insanity; you will never be the same after playing this...
16:43 Vinny: says *YEEZY*
Everything else: _(explodes)_
now I REALLY have hopes for an LSD: Dream Emulator remake
Half-Life Brazil
1:17:13 I started up Doom on my PS3 when that sound and it confused the fuck out of me why I was hearing noises already. What a fucking coincidence! XD
+danner253 Yeah there are a few Pinky/Imp sounds around and even one of the demon head textures on the second last opposing force level.
Is this what being assimilated by the Jahn's like?
Holy fuck! I lost it when play that funky music came on
oh god i never expected more of this
derp i'm a berk
this isn't just normal corruptions
this is
advanced corruptions
"Topside for questioning..."
"Shut up!"
What is- what the he- what the he-
29:15 for cute headcrab
Calhoun!
I'd like to hang that over my fireplace