Grunty's Guidance (Brawl Characters) | Smash Bros Ultimate

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  • Опубликовано: 12 янв 2025

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  • @the3dluxe53
    @the3dluxe53 3 года назад +6

    King K. Rool:
    King of the Kremlings? You’re anything but flawless.
    So bad at your job you were replaced by a walrus.

  • @Roosauec
    @Roosauec 4 года назад +49

    Gruntilda. One of the few rappers Eminem was too afraid to diss.

  • @tanorkalomyr8221
    @tanorkalomyr8221 4 года назад +22

    I found one in the last video comment section for Bayonetta, It’s so good!
    “How can be a witch with looks so divine! I’m absolutely fuming, your beauty will me mine!”

  • @adamdonnelly6470
    @adamdonnelly6470 3 года назад +8

    "That rotten blue hedgehog has many cheap tricks. He's not been so broken since 2006."

  • @terminianhistorian7185
    @terminianhistorian7185 4 года назад +32

    The savage Gruntilda burns are always my favorites. R.I.P. Ike and Lucas. Also, Happy Halloween Stan!!!

  • @chancemitchell4147
    @chancemitchell4147 4 года назад +31

    “What’s wrong little boy, can’t find your mother?
    Grunty thinks you should take better care of your brother!”
    FUCKING. SCORCHED.

    • @benbarnett5743
      @benbarnett5743 3 года назад +2

      One PK star storm coming up!

    • @maxwell4508
      @maxwell4508 2 года назад

      Nothing left but calcium dust with that burn

    • @danito20
      @danito20 2 года назад +1

      Someone call 911.

  • @anthonyrousseau8050
    @anthonyrousseau8050 4 года назад +29

    Holy shit, the first half just kept ramping up the burns! When she reached Sonic, I actually felt relived she made no mention of '06. lol
    I look forward to what you have in mind for Sm4sh's characters! ;-)

    • @thisisasupersayin376
      @thisisasupersayin376 4 года назад

      She did, however, call him a furry, and that's gotta hurt

    • @ap3productions81
      @ap3productions81 4 года назад +6

      I got you, fam!
      "You claim to be fast, but I see through your tricks.
      You're trying to outrun what happened in '06."

  • @knightofarkronia8652
    @knightofarkronia8652 2 года назад +2

    PAC-MAN:
    “Woah there, old-timer, you look ready to croak! Be careful with those pellets, or else you will choke!”

  • @GigaPhoenix9001
    @GigaPhoenix9001 4 года назад +26

    OH GOD, I've never played Ike's FE game but I can tell his guidance was just painful and savage. DX Also I would not steal those bananas Grunty, you'd just be stealing another villain's demise from giant angry gorilla.

  • @sleepy_Kasai
    @sleepy_Kasai 4 года назад +20

    Sir, it's 4 am

  • @TheGamersState
    @TheGamersState 4 года назад +22

    Me: Man, I hate Grunty!
    Grunty: *Praises Wario*
    Me: ....She praised my favourite Nintendo character...Grunty is awesome!

  • @meganpayette5996
    @meganpayette5996 3 года назад +5

    Gruntilda to Sephiroth: Ruthless, cunning and cutting down stupid flower girls from above?
    I don't know why, but I think I'm in love! * sigh *

  • @mykester796
    @mykester796 3 года назад +2

    Pit: “Dumb little angel, can’t fly and can’t read?
    How are you even still living? Pathetic indeed!”
    Lucas: “You miss your mom, little boy? Guess what, no one cares. Now stop all that crying and just grow a pair.”
    Snake: “Your best defense against Galeem was hiding in a box? No wonder in the last Smash Bros, they made you kick rocks.”
    Meta Knight: “Since Smash Bros Brawl, you sure fell from grace, If I were you, I’d also hide my face.”

  • @mykester796
    @mykester796 3 года назад +4

    Smash 4 Roster Roasts:
    Villager: “Your eyes creep me out dude. Seriously, good grief. Why don’t you make like your furniture and leaf?”
    Duck Hunt: “The OG gaming troll, but you won’t be laughing for long, when my spells bury you all the way to Hong Kong.”
    Bowser Jr: “Sorry boy, you’ll never stack up to your dad. And that posse you’re always with is just as bad.”
    Cloud: “Looks like that one winged angel that you so hate, is once more in your life. Don’t you just love fate?”
    Lucina: “Oh hey Marth, oh wait… you’re a girl?!
    Is there even a difference? You both make me want to hurl.”
    Robin: “Well la dee da, a mage and tactician. On the business end of my spells, you’ll need a mortician.”
    Pac-Man: “I have to admit, I’m feeling uneasy to roast, a decades-old yellow glutton who can stand up to ghosts.”
    Rosalina: “You call yourself a mother to those stars that you wield? Even Grunty wouldn’t use her own children as shields.”
    Corrin: “Yet another unnecessary FE rep? With the toxic fan base, Nintendo had better watch their step.”
    Ryu: “If it isn’t master of the overrated Hadouken. You think you can best Grunty? Sure you can!”
    Mega Man: “The so-called robot who’s great at fighting crime. And yet you let Dr. Wily escape every time.”
    Wii Fit Trainer: “You only teach people the importance of exercise? You should get a real game if you were wise.”
    Little Mac: “A boxer in Smash? That’s quite a discovery. Even more groundbreaking is your lack of recovery.”
    Dark Pit: “Outside of Smash, you’re in only one game? You’re a version of Pit who’s even more lame.”
    Palutena: “How’s it going, oh goddess of light? If I were in Smash, you’d be the first one I’d smite.”
    Shulk: “You see into the future, you mechanical geek? Then you should know I’ll kick your butt sometime next week.”
    Greninja: “A ninja and frog? Well what do you know? You’d make a great minion, Discount Naruto.”
    Bayonetta: “That’s no fair! A beautiful witch? Whose looks did you steal, you angel-slaying b*tch?”

    • @Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi
      @Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi Год назад

      I could see a few of these. The last 2 though

    • @HermaphroGynandro
      @HermaphroGynandro Год назад

      I don't think so for Cloud. Sephiroth wasn't in the game at launch. In fact, he was added *after* Banjo-Kazooie. So, you may have to redo that one.

  • @milun2
    @milun2 4 года назад +20

    That Pit one was perfect.

    • @brettlarch8050
      @brettlarch8050 3 года назад

      “I never learned how to reaaaaaaaad”

    • @DamontheDemon7
      @DamontheDemon7 3 года назад

      Damn right! That’s one of my new favorites!

    • @brettlarch8050
      @brettlarch8050 3 года назад +2

      @@DamontheDemon7
      Gruntilda is quite the savage you see.
      Her burns and roast will make you pee.

    • @DamontheDemon7
      @DamontheDemon7 3 года назад

      @@brettlarch8050 Hell yeah! I wish these roasts were actually part of the game that you could trigger, or at least listen too. Then again, the next best thing would be to mute the TV screen and simply have your phone play the video as you're playing the game. While Grunty is grunting, you can use your imagination to create your own roasts and picture her saying them.

    • @brettlarch8050
      @brettlarch8050 3 года назад

      @@DamontheDemon7
      You made me sad! You committed a crime!
      You didn’t even try to make a rhyme!

  • @kenthuang436
    @kenthuang436 2 года назад +1

    For Villager: You run around with an axe and cut down trees
    Yet the evil one is supposed to be me?

  • @kenthuang436
    @kenthuang436 3 года назад +3

    Inklings: You run around shooting out ink
    But in water you quickly sink!
    Mega Man: Your creator thinks of you quite highly
    And you are hunted by Dr Wily!
    Simon: So you call yourself a hunter of vampires?
    Well your license to hunt will soon be expired!
    Min Min: My what a beauty you are with such long arms!
    But what will happen to you when you lose all your charms?

  • @lukedetering4490
    @lukedetering4490 3 года назад +2

    Gruntilda to Steve
    Oh look a guy who can craft and dig
    Give me your diamonds you pig!

  • @doomsversus7778
    @doomsversus7778 3 года назад +2

    This was amazing, and I can't believe I missed this upload by a YEAR. I hope we can see the Smash 4 roster soon!

  • @DSLGamer95
    @DSLGamer95 4 года назад +6

    Can't wait for 3DS/Wii U roster and Ultimate too.

  • @M4RZ1P4N
    @M4RZ1P4N 4 года назад +3

    I did not expect to have my halloween day start with multiple murders, good lord

  • @MinusWorldInterviews
    @MinusWorldInterviews 4 года назад +2

    first ganondorf, and now wario
    its clear grunty has a type...

  • @HermaphroGynandro
    @HermaphroGynandro Год назад

    Grunty saying "I choose you" really puts a smirk on my face.

  • @bagofgroceries
    @bagofgroceries 3 года назад +1

    We NEED the rest of the roster!

  • @DianaGohan
    @DianaGohan 4 года назад +2

    Great stuff. Again months back I did these for the Brawl characters in your comments but I think yours were better especially the Ike and Lucas and ROB burns. Hope you get up to Smash 4 and Ultimate though yeah you can wait a few months between each especially as Ultimate only has half of it's last pack of DLC even announced at this point.

  • @sorakh2070
    @sorakh2070 3 года назад +2

    I got one for cloud
    “You swing a big sword but it doesn’t compensate the fact that you failed Zack, and can’t bring Aerith back!”

  • @ag64oragm56
    @ag64oragm56 4 года назад +5

    I Have An Idea For A Mii Swordfighter Roase:
    "Though Your Kind Is Best Known For Blades, You've Got No Hope.
    In Scope, Miis With Swords Is Another Generic Trope."

  • @benbarnett5743
    @benbarnett5743 3 года назад +2

    Wow, the others were bad, but Lucas and Ike’s were just brutal. Mocking their dead parents is way beyond messed up, even for her. I can imagine she’s gonna get one PK star storm right in the face

    • @lukedetering4490
      @lukedetering4490 3 года назад +1

      Pit was pretty brutal too. It was expected, but oof

    • @benbarnett5743
      @benbarnett5743 Год назад

      @@lukedetering4490 Yeah saying he can't read was messed up

  • @kenthuang436
    @kenthuang436 3 года назад +2

    Daisy: Roses are red, violets are blue.
    Sorry to say that Peach will always be better than you!

  • @broden4838
    @broden4838 3 года назад +1

    Damn. Grunty mentioning Frank Jeager and Griel was savage

  • @SoshiTheYoshi
    @SoshiTheYoshi 3 года назад

    Here's one for Pac-Man:
    "This ghost glutton? Oh, please! You're just an outdated wheel of cheese!
    Nobody wants you here anyways! They'll only respect you if you're stuck in a maze!"

  • @Phoenix507
    @Phoenix507 4 года назад +2

    Lucas and Ike were BRUTAL.

  • @JadenFox9
    @JadenFox9 3 года назад +1

    Color me surprise when it hit Sonic, it was actually quite tamed, I thought it'll be savage. Can't say the same to Ike and Lucas, man, she hit 'em where it hurts, no coming back from that.

  • @Thats_funny_yo
    @Thats_funny_yo 4 года назад

    Thought it would never come up! But good to see another Grunty's guidance video. That Pit roast was so good! XD

  • @lStranger
    @lStranger 3 года назад

    We had an unusually warm winter thanks to Gruntilda.

  • @FortOfBlankets
    @FortOfBlankets 4 года назад +1

    I love your videos, Stan, but THIS is the stuff I subscribed for!

  • @brandongreenland9632
    @brandongreenland9632 4 года назад +1

    0:55
    In the words of many a famous person: OOF

  • @OstianOwl
    @OstianOwl 4 года назад +2

    OH. Ike, Lucas, and ROB were just painful...

  • @kenthuang436
    @kenthuang436 3 года назад +2

    For Daisy: Roses are red, violets are blue
    Sorry to say that Peach will always be better than you!
    Villager: You run around holding an axe and cut down trees
    Yet the evil one is supposed to be me?
    Lucina: I must admit that I can’t tell you apart
    From the one known as Marth!

  • @brandonlewis2861
    @brandonlewis2861 4 года назад +3

    please do the roster for smash 3DS and Wii U when you can.

  • @misterzygarde6431
    @misterzygarde6431 4 года назад +6

    You know why couldn’t Grunty have made Klungo create a machine that simply copies over people’s beauty instead of stealing them, I mean at least then she could’ve asked Tootie to volunteer to test the machine and not make Banjo and Kazooie go after her.
    Also I would love to see you have Grunty roast the Assist trophies after the fighters. Hell maybe do characters not in Smash like for example Goku, Popeye, Henry Stickmin, Edelgard, Yu Narukami, Scourge the Hedgehog, Bandana Dee, etc.

    • @Stanpai
      @Stanpai  4 года назад +3

      Grunty's an evil witch, she wouldn't be kind enough for something like that.

  • @benbarnett5743
    @benbarnett5743 Год назад

    Grunty making fun of the NASB2 characters:
    El Tigre: Say Tiger boy, remind me what was your name? Wait, I don't care, I bet your show was very lame!
    XJ9: So you are designed to protect the earth, but prefer to act like a spoiled brat? To me your body looks very fat!
    Zim: This alien thinks he's the best, but it's clear he's saying his statements in jest!
    Danny Phantom: You think I'll be stopped by a mere boy ghost? Ha, it's you who is gonna end up being toast!
    Gerald: You think with your lingo and sports skill that you're oh so rad, but your outdated lingo makes you oh so bad!
    Aang: You're this Avatar I keep hearing about and I must say you are quite unique! Pure goodness is something I see you truly reek!

  • @zanok7796
    @zanok7796 4 года назад

    Now it's time for the 3DS-Wii U Characters!

  • @jeroldpamintuan4593
    @jeroldpamintuan4593 3 года назад +1

    Do another “Grunty’s Guidance” with characters from the Wii U/3DS roster.

  • @TheIkranRider
    @TheIkranRider 4 года назад +1

    *sigh...* Let's pray for a new F-Zero rep! That's all I want! Especially if it's Rick. You do seem to like the anime, after all. I'm sure time is running out, especially for a new installment since tomorrow's November, or rather FZerovember as fans call it on DeviantArt.

  • @videomakermiller8188
    @videomakermiller8188 4 года назад

    You DID remember

  • @olgagachaphoenix9130
    @olgagachaphoenix9130 4 года назад +1

    On time for Halloween

  • @Ghost_Rider_Vengeance
    @Ghost_Rider_Vengeance 3 года назад

    So, far, I feel like Captain Falcon, Pit, Ike, Lucas, and R.O.B. have been hit the hardest.

    • @zhengwenyu1587
      @zhengwenyu1587 3 года назад

      I think Young Link also got hit really hard with Navi gone missing in Majora’s Mask

    • @HermaphroGynandro
      @HermaphroGynandro Год назад

      Ice Climbers were hit in a similar vein to Captain Falcon.

  • @angelj3928
    @angelj3928 4 года назад

    Listen, you did not need to obliterate Ike like that, poor guy didn't deserve it.

  • @GhostShiroyama
    @GhostShiroyama 5 месяцев назад

    That Ike one hurt 😢

  • @LowkeyJouta
    @LowkeyJouta 4 года назад

    The Ike and Lucas ones *hurt*

  • @Ozzieapologist
    @Ozzieapologist 4 года назад

    0:40 I FREAKIN’ SHIP IT

  • @StellarNan
    @StellarNan 4 года назад

    Best diss track of 2020

  • @theblackknight7561
    @theblackknight7561 4 года назад +1

    Finally there's another one.
    Now let's hope the next episode of this version ruclips.net/video/M_81qVwfe80/видео.html will also get done!

  • @eway44
    @eway44 3 года назад

    Poor Lucas and Ike. How dare you!

  • @morphix7212
    @morphix7212 2 года назад

    hey plz make another one with wiiU/3DS and Ultimate!

  • @videomakermiller8188
    @videomakermiller8188 4 года назад

    Kinda sad that you did not do indivisual speeches for all of pokemon trainer's pokemon

  • @eshswam
    @eshswam 4 года назад

    Its BACK BABY!

  • @toonghost3
    @toonghost3 4 года назад

    Oh god we need the rest

  • @omegamorph8211
    @omegamorph8211 4 года назад

    Wow. Low blows, Grunty.

  • @agentejackthewerehogakathe5008
    @agentejackthewerehogakathe5008 3 года назад

    Do you understimate Sonic, Gruntilda?

  • @nils920
    @nils920 4 года назад

    Something's wrong, I can't stop shipping Grunty with Wario!

  • @Jesterman
    @Jesterman 4 года назад +3

    This comment section, I predict, will get thrashed
    Until you do the 4th instalment of smash!
    (Gruntilda laghter)

    • @Stanpai
      @Stanpai  4 года назад

      Keep thrashing. Unless this video gets enough views to justify it, I won't be continuing this series!

  • @zanok7796
    @zanok7796 3 года назад

    Please add other Grunty's Guidances

    • @Stanpai
      @Stanpai  3 года назад

      Get more people to watch it and I'll be willing to make more. I made this 3rd installment because of comments like yours, but when I finally uploaded it, it didn't get enough views to justify the labor. Them's the breaks!

    • @zanok7796
      @zanok7796 3 года назад

      @@Stanpai Ok roger understandable but I would like to hear Ryu's guidance

    • @Stanpai
      @Stanpai  3 года назад

      @@zanok7796 I understand. The answer lies in the heart of battle.

  • @articusramos808
    @articusramos808 4 года назад

    Still quiet a sas, that witch however is no Lass. But she's still a *(censored)*

  • @dimitrimoisiades7292
    @dimitrimoisiades7292 3 года назад

    Ok but you did not need to do Ike and Lucas like that

  • @darthknightwingphoenix2081
    @darthknightwingphoenix2081 3 года назад

    Any chance you could make a playlist out of these Grunty videos? And also make more of them?

    • @Stanpai
      @Stanpai  3 года назад +1

      Great suggestion, I'll make a playlist tonight.
      As for making more, that depends on views. This video did not meet expectations, so I don't have plans to continue.

    • @darthknightwingphoenix2081
      @darthknightwingphoenix2081 3 года назад

      @@Stanpai noooooooooooooooooo T_T that's terrible. I really enjoy these. I was hoping you'd make a new one ever since your Melee one. Plenty of people have made codec conversations and Palutena's Guidance conversations for the dlc characters and the characters that aren't from Brawl's lineup(aka the ones who weren't given official codec conversations), but you're the only person I've seen who is consistently making Grunty guidance conversations.

    • @Stanpai
      @Stanpai  3 года назад

      @@darthknightwingphoenix2081 I'm thankful for your support. Things can change. I'm still making codecs- alarmingly they are no longer performing as well either. RUclips doesn't seem to support this kind of content as much as it used to. Regardless, thank you for your kind words. I hope you will continue watching.

  • @Chiisaru
    @Chiisaru 4 года назад

    Will there be a Wii U/3DS and Ultimate Grunty´s Guidance?

    • @Stanpai
      @Stanpai  4 года назад +1

      The viewership for this video is regrettably so much lower than the other two that I don't believe there's enough incentive to commit labor hours to it.

    • @Chiisaru
      @Chiisaru 4 года назад

      @@Stanpai I see, that's understandable

  • @kirbycorn4079
    @kirbycorn4079 4 года назад

    So, her ship list is ganondorf and wario... I wonder if k rool will be one?

  • @thegamecade5333
    @thegamecade5333 4 года назад

    FINALLY

  • @HuruSaitama
    @HuruSaitama 4 года назад

    Do the Super Smash Bros 4

    • @Stanpai
      @Stanpai  4 года назад

      Sorry, but the production time doesn't align with the views. I won't be continuing this series unless as many people watch this video as they did the first two.

  • @GigaPhoenix9001
    @GigaPhoenix9001 4 года назад +1

    Also it’s almost been a full day, and this only has less than 700 views what’s going on? That is nowhere close to your almost 40k subs. Did RUclips screw up massively again?!

    • @Stanpai
      @Stanpai  4 года назад +1

      I don't know. It's been like this all year. I have no idea what's going on anymore. For reasons I do not understand, my videos are not getting reach anymore. My Codec call for Enderman didn't even break 15,000 despite that being the series that made this channel popular in the first place.
      There's something very wrong going on behind the scenes and I don't know what it is. The age of prosperity feels like it is over, and it terms of channel growth this year has been incredibly slow. I don't normally put time into talking about this publicly because it isn't really important, but if a channel with this many subs suddenly can't even break even on views for videos that are already established as successful in the past, I really don't know what to do about that.
      I may end up doing more personal, experimental projects in the future since I have nothing to lose at this point.

    • @GigaPhoenix9001
      @GigaPhoenix9001 4 года назад

      ​@@Stanpai Very sorry to hear that. It sadly does seem to be a widespread problem, that spans from dumb and unlucky, to seemingly intentional or crazy coincidence such as Pewdiepie's "Shadowbanning" if you've heard about that. Just another part of there being No communication with RUclips and it's creators. There could be thousands of glitches in the system, that affect maybe millions of people's (future or current) livelihoods on RUclips, but RUclips won't know or care to fix it, because there's no way to tell them; Unless you get enough attention on Social Media which is just an amazingly dumb situation.
      I don't know what to tell ya since there's not much to do unless you have a big voice already, there's just not giving up, in a system that DOES NOT want to help you, or rebranding/restarting; You either get that lucky spark of crazy high views off a single video, like this girl's very first video: ruclips.net/video/N3QKq24e0HM/видео.html ) Getting 1m views and herself over 100k subs; Or you end up trugging along a slow grind that could suddenly stop for no reason, even among your own Subs getting the video at all. Effort, skill and personality, nowadays rarely have anything to do with it, it's really just luck in a broken system. Hate to bluntly say it, but Trend following, whether intentional or not, usually has a bigger effect than all 3 of those, pointing back to the example video I gave again (not that I think she lacks those 3, quite the opposite, as that's what leads to the subs which RUclips almost never messes up, at least when it comes to gaining them from viewers).
      I'd say go for the projects IF that's what you want to do, funwise;Try reposting your own Video on Social Media, or RUclips itself (as those weirdly bugout in the opposite way, as people you never heard of, let alone watch, tend to end up in your recommended with the RUclips Text Post things). As well as trying to get your issues out at RUclips on Social Media (specifically Twitter) as dumb as the situation of having to do that is. *Basically, keep raising your voice, wherever it can be heard, for your subscribers, viewers, anyone that could become your subscriber, and with issues, directly at RUclips themselves at any and every contact point they have.* I personally check my subscriptions' channels for new videos every now and then, so like this video, (I hope) I'll be there for you and anyone else hit by the system. * Thumbs up *

    • @Stanpai
      @Stanpai  4 года назад +1

      @@GigaPhoenix9001 thank you. I know that as long as I have my consistent people I'm happy. Those who will watch what I make no matter the content. RUclips is much less fulfilling these days but as I said before I can completely self-indulge without fear. I will persevere with my own path. Thank you for your consistent support and taking the time to write all those suggestions.

  • @kenthuang436
    @kenthuang436 3 года назад +1

    ROB’s really should have been: What’s this? A pathetic plastic toy? Too bad your games brought no joy!

  • @AlonzoTompkins
    @AlonzoTompkins 4 года назад

    God the Lucas one was mean.

  • @MrZongalito
    @MrZongalito 4 года назад

    Damn whats up with witches (gruntilda and bayonetta) being so fucking rude with Lucas?

  • @wish7540
    @wish7540 3 года назад

    Pretty underwhelming, the pit one was really good tho.

  • @FancyNeon
    @FancyNeon 4 года назад

    oh nice Iam early