Grunty's Roster Rhymes - Volume 1 | Super Smash Bros. Ultimate
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- Опубликовано: 6 окт 2024
- Palutena & Viridi aren't the only ones who did their research on the Smash Bros. fighters. Behold Banjo & Kazooie's wicked witch nemesis; Gruntilda Winkybunion, as she swoops in to heckle Ultimate's playable cast with her signature rhyming quips!
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Volume 1 is all about the Super Mario cast, including Yoshi and Wario. Be sure to follow onto Volume 2 as well to see how the characters from Donkey Kong, Legend of Zelda, and Metroid are poked fun at next!
Watch Volume 2 here: • Grunty's Roster Rhymes...
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Hope you all enjoy the start of my first series of videos, for I will be gradually going through the entire roster of Smash Bros. Ultimate! While I'm aware that this concept has been explored already, I aim to make these segments look as legit as they can be. So hopefully viewers will appreciate the effort.
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Love how she just compliments Wario instead of roasting him!
And Piranha Plant, too!
Don't be surprised that in Grunty's point of view, Wario's usage of garlic is like peppermint gum, and his farts are akin to perfume.
There cut from the same corrupt cloth
Game respects game
They would get along. Or hate eachother. No in between
Whoever wrote these really gets who Gruntilda is
Gruntilda: “Your skin is so soft, it makes me filled with rage”
Rosalina: *taunts* “You’re damn right”
This should’ve been in the game! This was a huge missed opportunity!
Right?
Grunty being a playable character AND roasting others was the huge missed opportunity, my friend!
@@jonathanbrandli7189 Remember villains are usually hard to balance, when Ridley became playable alot of people had a hard time playing him.
@@jonathanbrandli7189Grunty would unfortunately work more as an Assist Trophy and Guidance-styled background element. Banjo spams a taunt 15 times in a very short window and she shows up to insult either him or a rival.
Potential rhyme insult for Mewtwo:
"The most powerful Pokemon born in a lab?
This cat's title has gone the way of the slab!
Don't try to argue about your Evolutions in X and Y,
Megas went the way of the Dodo-- Bye bye!"
Don't you dare insult the almighty Mewtwo or ELSE YOU WILL DIE!
you mean the way of the Doduo
@@joseluistrejo1859We’ll give you an uppercut so strong that it will send you to the sky!
@@TheMinetaEnjoyer this is brilliant
This tribute to Grunty and Smash is simply sublime.
It's pretty fantastic how you get these insults to rhyme.
I thoroughly enjoyed Grunty's Smash inspired diatribe,
So I guess I have no choice, but to Like and Subscribe!
Your rhyming comment was really something.
Kid you not, because I'm not bluffing.
Let's hope the next video will be as good,
because this one was the best with every word.
Banjo-Kazooie was a series I refuse to forbid,
because I loved the games ever since I was a kid.
Yooka-Laylee can't break them apart,
because the bear and bird stayed within my heart.
@@deteneko6776”Good”and “word” have no rhyme!
Pay better attention in English next time!
@@ClassicGamer9044 it was a joke
These rhymes are great and quite swell, but you forgot to ring that bell.
I will give you one game show to shut the fuck up
Aye this is great, I can't wait to see the rest of the roster
Ok, this is epic.
PJiggles I definitely didn’t think you would watch this, but I’m not judging I’m just saying I wasn’t expecting to see a comment by you here
I agree, this is amazing!
Hey
"People say Sonic's moveset is lame
but they match the quality of his last decade's games."
Underrated comment.
@Muse Suse i Guess forces doesnt exist
@Muse Suse well, i never played that game so who am i yo complain
is unleashed from 2004 or 2011 i just do not remember
@@TheScholarOfLemons 2008.
PAC-man
“You say ghosts run when you start attacking?
Give me one minute and I’ll send you packing.”
“If you dare splash me with that fire hydrant, I’ll show you just how much I’ll get violent!”
The rhymes can be better but I can't complain, this Grunty rosting just made my day!
Weird idea for a wario roast.
"His Greatest Achievement is learning to run. I highly doubt he'll show you fun."
"Warios hind is like no other. But he'll Never be better than his purple brother."
I love how Gruntilda likes Wario and Piranha Plant, and gives Bowser Jr. a pointer
I'm just disappointed they didn't take this opportunity to put this in. It's not as bad as getting a voice actor to record new lines, just grab the "greh grah" noises that she makes, and go to town
These were really great. A lot of people who try to write these tend to go too meta. Sure, B-K has its self-aware humor, but it isn't nearly as pronounced as people think it is.
Also people tend to forget that Grunty is just really, REALLY gross. Of course she likes Wario!
I find it fitting that she likes Piranha Plant and Wario, great video, I look forward to the others.
Steve (Minecraft:
"People say that they wanted Steve for smash!"
"But I gotta admit, we did all have a laugh!"
"But who are we all to blame?"
"This characters rating has increased, OH WHAT A SHAME!"
King K Rool:
"Well well well, if it isn't King K Rool!"
"Instead of dealing with the monkeys, he steals their bananas! Oh what a fool!"
"But I do say, this character is great in their fame,"
"For someone who's ever rarely been in a game!"
*That's all I have for now.*
"Oh, a metal mystery; to see the core that powers Samus!"
".....Wait, she's a woman? ......I am a ignoramus."
"Warios Greatest Achievement is learning to run. I Highly doubt he'll show you fun."
You son of a- you know what? You want fun? WARIO SHOW YOU FUN!
"Wakka wakka wakka, just like a Muppet. Your mouth goes up and down like a lazy sock puppet!"
Megaman:
They call him Megaman, the little Blue Bomber.
Without that buster, he is a goner!
Even with it you'll still get a flog.
So why not scamper on your robot dog?
Link:
Warrior of the Triforce, silent as a mime
But hogging all the babes?! What a terrible crime!
With the Master Sword in hand, his blows are final.
So why is Zelda’s name the one in the title?!
Here’s one for Pac-Man:
“The yellow ghost glutton? Oh, please! You’re just an outdated wheel of cheese!
Nobody wanted you in smash anyways, they’ll only respect you if you’re stuck in a maze!”
It's the sosh :pink_gator:
Grunty saying Bowser's plans are bland Bowser's Fury be like hold my giant spike pillar thing.
The poetry behind these Disses do Just.
As we laugh our noses off while our Guts do Bust.
I look forward to seeing the Second.
May it come soon the harder we Beckon?
Here are my Grunty rhymes!
Villager- You run around carrying an axe and cut down trees
Yet the evil one is supposed to be me?
Min Min- My what a beauty you are with such long arms
But tell Grunty what happens when you lose all you charm?
Simon- So you call yourself a hunter of vampires?
Well your license to hunt will so be expired!
Daisy- Roses are red, violets are blue.
Sorry to say Peach is better than you!
R.O.B.- What’s this? A pathetic plastic toy?
Too bad your games brought no joy!
Inklings- You run around shooting ink
But in water you quickly sink!
Cloud- You once dressed as an ugly girl
To save Tifa. Soon chaos unfurled!
Ridley- Saying you were too huge
Was nothing but subterfuge!
Lucina- I must admit that I can’t tell you apart
From the one they call Marth!
Sora- You can unlock anything with that Key
Make things easy and hand it over to Grunty!
Sephiroth- They say that you have a giant sword.
No need to show Grunty, she’ll just take their word!
Hero- That’s odd. They say that you’re a great Hero
But all Grunty sees is a big fat zero!
I'm SO GLAD this gem came up on my recommended
This video was awesome! I mean it, I swear!
If this was in the game, that would totally be fair!
You make it look easy for the characters to describe.
So because of this video, I have no choice but to like and subscribe.
So keep up the good work, I look forward to see more. Rhymes on the whole Smash roster is what I adore. :D
This is such an amazing idea, they could keep adding more and more with new characters pretty easily since they don’t need to record new voice lines.
I will always stan Grunty
People may think witches and bears are outdated, but 1000 likes, this is underrated
She's having such a great time roasting the whole cast. And also considering where to get piranha plants, I guess?
This just makes me realise how cool of a playable fighter Grunty would be
one of her attacks is just ' vicious mockery'
Grunty’s Roster Roasts!
Can’t wait for the next installment.
“This peach is the pits” is actually really clever
2:25 Come on, Gruntilda! This spiky tortoise would be the ideal husband for you.
"A hedgehog that's fast! Oh, how marvelous!
Your franchise's survival is surely miraculous!
Wario's moveset even contains a fart!
But compared to yours, his is a work of art!"
Alternative title: Grunty roasts the roster of Smash Bros with Rhymes.
Gotta love how her taunts for the Princesses and Koopas are mostly just spitting facts.
This needs to go viral. Glad Grant Kirkhope retweeted it. Left ya a sub :D
I think the guys of Rare should see this gold.
If I recall correctly, Grant Kirkhope retweeted this video.
Grunty's remade portrait is a delight
I really want more of this, they made my day bright
Tho there's not more and I won't start a fight
So rewatching this later I just might
Shantae the half genie with a skill! It makes Grunty really ill!
I love the way daisys arms move to the beat!
This would have been a cool Easter egg in Smash. Too bad Grunty couldn’t insult the video game characters who clash.
I seriously don't know why I was suprised when Grunty makes it clear she likes Wario.
This is actually a really cool concept!
You used Nuts and Bolts music, you're amazing!!! :)))
I likehow Grunty approves of Wario because he's pretty much exactly like her.
Small kingdom? Sarasaland's an empire spanning four separate kingdoms.
Wow this was really good!
I'll take no treasures, I'll take no bribe.
Those are unneeded for me to subscribe!
Because your humor is funny and your content is, too! When I want something funny, I'll look for you!
The funny thing is, the Mario cast is not even acknowledging Grunty's feedback about them!
To Rayman:
The forgotten icon, fresh off the bleachers.
No arms, no legs, yet lacks any features.
But there is one thing that Grunty finds funny.
Ol' Rayman got replaced by a bunny.
You catched Grunty's personality so well! I had to giggle a lot😊❤
This should have been a thing like Palutena's guidance
She has a crush on wario lol
Imagine how she will be with Ganondorf.
How do you only have 200 subs?? This is some awesome content!
Great choice to sweet-talk Wario. Like, it just makes sense.
Super Smash Bros Roast with the best host
THIS IS SUCH AN UNDERRATED VIDEO OMG
Now that the final DLC characters for Super Smash Bros. Ultimate have been revealed, Gruntilda should also roast all of the snubs for unique, playable main character. (Assist Trophies, Spirits, and Mii outfits do not count as actual characters-in fact, they could be good reason for Grunty to roast them!)
As a junior secondary, she’s got a point. As a piranha plant main though, she’s got taste.
Ah I was hoping she would complement Wario and you didn't disappoint :D
I bet grunty can spit some hot bars
It's nice seeing grunty with skin again and not a skeleton or a robot
Mario dancing lol
Haha loved it, specially the Koopalings, Plant and Wario
This video needs more views
Of COURSE she'd like Wario.
Of course she’d like Wario. Why am I not surprised
All i can think of for steve is be there or be square and this guy didn't show up
This was amazing! I can't wait to see the rest
Wahtilda ship!
If Grunty makes a rhyme about Doomguy's very low chances of getting in, I hope she mentions Columbine (Since my theory of him not getting in is because it's been 20 years since that incident)
I absolutely loved this i cant wait to see more!
please add more that I would love to hear the rhymes for the 3rd party characters
Well she’s not wrong about Bowser Jr’s paintbrush
WHEN IT COMES TO RHYMES, THERES NO DEBATE
GRUNTILDA'S RHYMES ARE FIRST RATE
Also the fact that the only one she doesn't insult is Wario and Piranha plant
Top rappers Eminem is afraid to fight:
Praying Nintendo does this for the next Smash
Grunty could deal damage by taunting
Pitiful little Crow, took the fangirls' breath away...
Yet all the storywriter wants is his existence astray.
i LOVE how some of these are positive
Every echo is slighty different, Peach and Daisy are not.
What is the reason? What is the plot?
There was quite the potential, it´s such a shame!
This comment was made by a Daisy main!
Look at this terrifying armored stranger! No power is as scary as controlled unbridled anger!
If you'll excuse Grunty, he makes my throat a bit coarse! Because beings of the dark he gives no remorse!
With a one man army's arsenal, like a double barreled shotgun! He'll rip and tear, until the job is done!
Is this for Snake?
Wario's is the best by far, she's just hitting on him hard
MORE!! Gotta have MORE!!
This is amazing!
Wow princess toadstool got burned
Interested in hearing what she has to say about Sonic.
“Too bad this hedgehog’s tale has been much too sad / Stuck with so many games, that all were bad / along with his fan base, who’s so raving mad...”
@@thesejokesarentfunnyyetthe9522 :) Grunty, you forget...Sonic got a successful movie...
There’s that speedy blue rat. You keep running-only the signs of a coward, I can tell you that! Your voice, oh how you’ve fallen, even old Grunty can hear Jason Griffith calling! The Werewolf in you was the only time you were liked, so now I truly think it’s time to take a hike!
She roasts everyone but Piranha Plant 🌱 and Wario
You deserve more Subs!
Came from Pjiggles, pretty nice.
It seems that the sequel is moving quite slow,
and the longer it takes, the more impatient viewers grow!
Perhaps if you gave us what we are all wanting,
then our growing demand might've become less daunting...
-No rush, or anything, just wanted to add in my own rhyme for fun's sake.-
1:57
who’s gonna tell her?
Blue paint, please make more, it’s been two months
Awesome!
Who let she cook💀
I wonder if the Mario Brothers could beat Gruntilda?
These are more like roasts
Sans the skeleton, from the tale of down under. Let’s see if you can face this genocidal blunder. Go ahead and try to dodge there attacks. We both know this won’t get your brother back!