@@Mr_X_T-103 then ganondorf might married her on the spot XD(his ganon form despite being badass aint the prettiest in the world but aint all that ugly either just a bit above average in looks,as ganondorf hes what could be called handsome beefcake to women and badass too)
For Wario, based on skin Biker. "You make games for a living, I've done that in the past. I heard L.O.G say the 3-second market won't last." Classic."Why do you still wear that, you haven't platformed in ages. Just looking like Mario won't increase your wages."
"A fat little squatter, he farts and he reeks, His stench tells Grunty he's not showered in weeks!" "A hedgehog who runs, he looks wretchedly blue! A shame he was late to the fight with Tabuu!" "'Colonel, it's snake' he might say on his comm, 'The witch on her broom is impossibly strong!'"
The one for Sonic is inaccurate, though. He wasn't late. Dedede knew them being petrified might happen, so he has the badges put on Ness, Luigi, and a princess (which was later eaten by Kirby). They likely wouldn't activate a second time, so if Tabuu managed the Off Waves again, they'd be doomed. But Sonic arrived just in time, and is arguably the reason they had a fighting chance at all (clipping Tabuu's wings nerfed the Off Waves something fierce)
Wario: "You gassy, stingy Mario imposter, it's too bad *your* bro will _never_ join the roster!" Sonic: "You fought in the Console wars; held up, you didn't. Guess Nintendo is what Genesisn't." Olimar: "Purple, white, red, yellow, and blue. All those colors, yet *_still_* nobody plays as you!" R.O.B.: "All the way from the 80s comes this endangered robo, who, thanks to Subspace, is a Home-Stage Hobo!" Mii Gunner: "Unlimited ammo comes from this Mii's hand. But they only love you 'cuz you cosplay as Sans!" Bayonetta: "Let me get this straight, you're a witch, too? Hope you don't mind if Grunty borrows your looks from you." King K. Rool: "Interior crocodile alligator, I like your style, K. Rool; let's have lunch later."
A few of my ideas: Pit: For an angel, you're abysmal. Who are you to deny? You're looking at someone who can actually fly! Villager: He's a mere child, yet he give's me the creeps, with his odd smile and the axe that he keeps. Little Mac: This boxer is a whimp! He brings tears to my eyes! I'd order you at McJiggy's with a side of fries! Palutena: This so called Goddess isn't worth a mention! Don't you have your pet angel that requires your attention?
The sad reality is that they would have to make one for each language and they are already tight on budget. In Japan, Grunty doesn't even speak in rhymes but instead she speaks as a stereotipical old woman or something like that.
@@PikminandOatchi I would love it as much as anyone else. Im just explaining the reason why it wasn't implemented and yes, Sakurai stated in an interview and also in his character livestreams that they were given a small budget to work with.
Meta Knight: The dark knight of Kirby, so bleak and so grim! Or so you act, as you look just like him! Pit: So an angel you are- but you can't even fly? I think you'd be better off with a side of rye! Zero Suit: So Samus returns with no suit? What a surprise! The last I saw that face, you ruined the franchise! Wario: So Wario is here, the opposite of a plumber? Yet he can't even make a fortune- what a bummer! Snake: The military man seems to be the odd one here. Yet you didn't get that recognized until EVERYONE IS HERE! Ike: Another sword weilder? Again? What have you got? An aether is decent, but I have got nothing else to spot! PKMN Trainer: Such a coward! Such a pest! Hiding in the background! You abuse three animals just to stay safe and sound! Diddy Kong: The sidekick to Donkey- are you a son or a brother? Seeing your arsenal of wood though...my answer couldn't be a bother. Lucas: A little psychic boy who cries every few hours? No wonder you have no family- go hit the showers! Sonic: So a hedgehog that speeds along? How quaint is that? Though by your recent history, you'd look better as a hat! King Dedede: A giant fat penguin? Well that's nothing to boast. Why I wouldn't mind taking you and spin you on a roast! Olimar: The spaceman needs some plants to fight? Too bad I did that first, now I wish him all my spite! Lucario: An aura based warrior? All I see is a replacement. Go back home and be bait for your dwellers of basements! ROB: A robot in battle? Too bad you can't be oiled. You're not even from a video game- how much are you spoiled? Toon Link: So the last and third version is from a cartoon? I think I could've picked better- you just look like a loon! Wolf: So the third one's a wolf, a fierce one indeed! But you have the same moveset, so where would that lead?
@@aprinnyonbreak1290 oh really, then what rhymes with Triforce? Then put them both into a sentence that Grunty could use to attract a man as big and evil as Ganondorf 😉.
@BallOfBlood Just remember that all Macs do is go for smash attacks and that they can't fight in the air. Use plasma breath to approach and get off a grab or side b. Bait out the obvious moves but be careful on how you punish as the speed and super armor of the frequent smash attacks can catch you.
Gruntilda on Echo fighters (i am bored): Lucina: "You're faster than Marth, but your moveset is stale. I'd dare say, Mulan, you're better as a male!" Dark Pit: "When I see you fight, the differences get clearer: one's actually an angel, the other's an edgy mirror!" Daisy: "You're just an orange Peach, and for that I give a reprimand. And let's be honest here, who even remembers Sarassaland?" Dark Samus: "Grunty could use some of that corrupted Phazon. I could trade you a brew to give your looks a raise-on!" Chrom: "Good combat is less than slashing and slaughter. Do you expect that that will protect your daughter?" Richter: "Your purpose in life? Give Japan another abode. After all, echo fighters are miserable little piles of code." Ken: "You're adept at fighting, it shows as the battle lingers longer. I guess fighting fire with fire really does make you stronger."
Gruntilda to Snake: Do they call you Snake because you crawl on your belly? I've seen better soldiers while watching the telly! (British term for television, FYI)
Again I did a list of what the Melee ones would before this came out and... I have to say yours are better. And honestly thinking about it would make more sense for Gruntilda to be into Ganondorf then Marth or Roy (which is what I said) so serious props to you for these vids. Can't wait for you to get to Brawl, Smash 4 and Ultimate. I guess you should wait though to have fighter pack one fully finished up before Ultimate though but again great vid.
To the Mii Gunner dressed as Sans; "You're just considered mediocre, and that made you cry, So now you just wear a famous skeleton disguise?" Ee-he-he-he-he-he-he!
Ok, How about this? Gruntilda to Little Mac. "You've beaten unique giants, one after another. But with many 'short'-comings, is it any wonder you can't recover?"
What goes around comes around, now here's one for Gruntilda herself. "You talk like you're an original character, like you know where it's at, but all you need now is your very own cat".
Snake - "Yes, go on and hide! That box won't protect you - once the Hag-1's revved up, then Grunty will get you!" Sonic - "I've seen you come first nearly every footrace. Pity how your franchise has fallen from grace!" Toon Link - "It's far too green here from the Links that I see! Off with you, Wind Waker - say hi to Blubber for me!" Wii Fit - "I suppose I could use a new personal trainer. Even once Grunty's fit again, it's tough to maintain her!" Mii Fighters - "Are you truly who you claim to be? I've seen the real deal - and they aren't a Mii!" Duck Hunt - "You think you'll get far just through cheap imitation? Stop thinking you're Banjo, you son-of-dalmation!" Bayonetta - "Has someone given life to my own reflection? This other witch looks a thing of perfection!" Inkling - "You, with the ink guns! Hurry and faint! My tower could use a fresh coat of paint!" Daisy - "Peach yet again? Oh wait - you're different. I almost was fooled by your childish ignorance!" Isabelle - "What a sweet doggy - now myself I just hate! I should've brought Legchomper and arranged a playdate!"
My thoughts on this or the ones I find most interesting: Young Link - Rude. Wait until he puts on a certain mask after what he just heard from you Falco - How dare you, insult my main smash crush? (I really love Falco. I have one other but I'm not telling who) Pichu - Stay away from the electric rat, witch! Mewtwo - Try saying that in his face. Ganondorf - Well, well, well, somebody got a bit of a Legend of Zelda/Super Smash Bros crush. (Yay, teasing material for this character)
Peach should've been this: What a beauty of a ruler! But why you always get captured next? I guess that's why your little plumber, goes back to his ex.
OMFG these are soooo good I really can’t choose a favorite. I loved the Ganondorf one but the Bowser one was good too as was Roy’s. Pichu’s was awesome too just the reference back to Grunty Industries from Banjo Tooie ❤️ Please do more of these.
Here’s one for Lucas:
“Come on, little boy, don’t try to attack. Winning this fight won’t bring Claus back!”
too dark dude...
Wooooow
GodOfSmash 64, your comment got a heart.
Amazing
that one struck me hard
Gruntilda to Bowser Jr:
Ever hear the phrase "like father like son"?
Well in the future, you'll weigh a ton!
JoeyGamer53 DAMN HOLY SHIT!
Now that’s a 10/10
JoeyGamer53 They have to do the brawl roster first.
The macaroni hedgehog ! Swearing wasn’t necessary.
EH EEH EH EH EHH EEH EH EH is all I could hear.
"Hey Peter Pan, what's become of your fairy?"
DAMN! Zero chill from this witch
Majors mask flashbacks..
Ouch!!!!!
"I expected much more from a freak born in a lab!"
Again, zero chill!
CHILL BRO. CHILL
“You think I’m impressed with your little sword twirls? I thought wearing tiaras was only for girls”
Ouch
Gruntilda on Mega Man: "Harm a human, you wouldn't dare. But the laws of robotics say nothing about a bear!"
Gruntilda to Waluigi: You're an assist trophy, enough is said. But just like Robbie Rotton, you're already dead!
*Rotten
That is very clever, citing Asimov's 3 laws of robotics.
@@luigiman0 I wonder what would be good ones on Zero (Megaman X), Knuckles (Sonic), Shantae, and Shirobom (Bomberman)
Willy tried the same thing...only to be reminded Rock's sole binding was Rock's own morality... that Willy had already tested past its limits...
Even Ganondorf himself is demanding a restraining order.
Ganondorf: OH GOD OH FUDGE OH BLOODY GOD.
@Endless Road lol i wouldnt blame him either XD
jack pederson What if it was grunty after she stole tootys looks? 😜
@@Mr_X_T-103 then ganondorf might married her on the spot XD(his ganon form despite being badass aint the prettiest in the world but aint all that ugly either just a bit above average in looks,as ganondorf hes what could be called handsome beefcake to women and badass too)
jack pederson Agreed 😏
Sonic: “The Blue Blur you are, so fast and light! Too bad you lost that console fight!”
😆LMAO!!
The second sentence, too bad that your future, won't look bright!
Ouch
too true..
Thats cold bloodied 😂😂😂
For Wario, based on skin
Biker. "You make games for a living, I've done that in the past. I heard L.O.G say the 3-second market won't last."
Classic."Why do you still wear that, you haven't platformed in ages. Just looking like Mario won't increase your wages."
Both of those are equally savage, NICE WORK Matt D.
That last one was brutal, lol
Matt D OUCH-
Meta Knight:
Oh how the greats always fall.
I can imagine you miss the good old days of Brawl!
meta knight wasn't that broken i never saw what made people think that
@@Leostar-Regalius oh boy you got no idea
@@Leostar-Regalius Sit down boy
LOL. I once beat a Level 9 Meta Knight CPU in Brawl.
AS BOWSER.
@@Joseph_Drew_III *CPU*
Basically Grunty either roasts the fighter while rhyming. This series should be called Grunty's Roasts.
Well, she technically didn't roast Kirby. She even called him cute.
Well she doesn't roast Ganondorf... She just hits on him instead :P
@@GoldLight73 if I was Ganondorf I would only date her Game Over form.
She calls mewtwo a freak born in a lab?
Mewtwo accepted that a long time ago, she better try harder
That's just what she does normally. Lmao
Here's one for Ike:
"That giant sword is one big bother, but one wrong move he'll end up like his father."
Poor Greil...
F
Dam that’s mean
Fuck
mega oof
"A fat little squatter, he farts and he reeks, His stench tells Grunty he's not showered in weeks!"
"A hedgehog who runs, he looks wretchedly blue! A shame he was late to the fight with Tabuu!"
"'Colonel, it's snake' he might say on his comm, 'The witch on her broom is impossibly strong!'"
The one for Sonic is inaccurate, though. He wasn't late. Dedede knew them being petrified might happen, so he has the badges put on Ness, Luigi, and a princess (which was later eaten by Kirby). They likely wouldn't activate a second time, so if Tabuu managed the Off Waves again, they'd be doomed. But Sonic arrived just in time, and is arguably the reason they had a fighting chance at all (clipping Tabuu's wings nerfed the Off Waves something fierce)
Wario is 1
Sonic is 2
Snake is 3
Grunty is dissing the whole damn roster now.
And I love it. :)
@@robertburchenal2902 Doesn't everyone, except when it's their main?
@@hiimluca4345
My main characters are Banjo and Kazooie, I'm used to it.
Except for Ganondorf cause he's dreamy : P
The only thing she has succeeded in, for fighting with Banjo has never netted a win!
The Hero:
Another sword wielder, but I wouldn’t fret.
It’s as close to Goku as you’ll ever get.
😆🤣LMAO SO very true!!
@Jojo Linkawin Akira toryiama didn't make dragon quest he made the art for the game
Lucario:Am I a joke to you?
@Jojo Linkawin *the same voice actor
But yeah.
@@angelgonzalez4871
And the character design
Gruntilda on Richter Belmont:
“A hunter deceived by the dark priest Shaft, Grunty knows this one’s remarkably daft!”
Here's one for my boy K Rool:
Now here's a relic forgotten by time, Now your gold belly only costs a dime!
Ice Peep not according to Amiibo scalpers
No, i got a better one,
This big scally reptile looks like quite the charmer. I mean really, just look at that golden belly armor
Sounds accurate
I've got one too:
"Just look at that gator with big girth galore!"
"He danced to my tune on the N64!"
King K. Rool: You're one step away from getting your mug even uglier!
Gruntilda: "Now tell Grunty the time!"
G&W: Ok *gets a 9 with Judge, instakilling Gruntilda* It's 9 AM
At the time I read this for the first time
It's 9:21am
@@Ausieck 9:33 for me
KREEEENG!!!
Here's mine for Olimar:
"Tell the spaceman his plants can stay, I need some fresh veggies for my puree"
Escaping once again, using his rocket he’ll fly away, not to worry little pikmin, you’ll be useful for my puree
Duck Hunt:
"Let me get my N-Zapper down from the shelf.
Now that he has a hitbox, I can shoot him myself!"
Got one for Ridley:
The Pirate returns after another revival. Killed again and again by his hunter rival!
I thought you would've learned but good thing you keep getting your ass beat just like the director of those movies.
Wario: "You gassy, stingy Mario imposter, it's too bad *your* bro will _never_ join the roster!"
Sonic: "You fought in the Console wars; held up, you didn't. Guess Nintendo is what Genesisn't."
Olimar: "Purple, white, red, yellow, and blue. All those colors, yet *_still_* nobody plays as you!"
R.O.B.: "All the way from the 80s comes this endangered robo, who, thanks to Subspace, is a Home-Stage Hobo!"
Mii Gunner: "Unlimited ammo comes from this Mii's hand. But they only love you 'cuz you cosplay as Sans!"
Bayonetta: "Let me get this straight, you're a witch, too? Hope you don't mind if Grunty borrows your looks from you."
King K. Rool: "Interior crocodile alligator, I like your style, K. Rool; let's have lunch later."
And then bayo beats the shit out of grunty
Alternate K.Rool: I like your style but Grunty must rule, You green, overweight, golden bellied fool
One for Meta Knight: "Don't worry Knight, this won't be long at all. Besides, it's easy to beat someone two feet tall!"
@@AutZentus In an E10+ game, she'd probably beat the snot out of her instead.
Liam Funnyman the Wario one got me, poor waluigi
One for Sonic:
“A blue hedgehog, running at the speed of sound? Too bad to be you, who ran your franchise to the ground.”
F
A few of my ideas:
Pit:
For an angel, you're abysmal. Who are you to deny? You're looking at someone who can actually fly!
Villager:
He's a mere child, yet he give's me the creeps, with his odd smile and the axe that he keeps.
Little Mac:
This boxer is a whimp! He brings tears to my eyes! I'd order you at McJiggy's with a side of fries!
Palutena:
This so called Goddess isn't worth a mention! Don't you have your pet angel that requires your attention?
"What kind of Bird needs an Arwing to fly?"
Ouch Grunty, you didn't have to do him like that...
Falco: Now that's way outta line!
These are hilarious! Can't wait for the Brawl Characters! :D
@Your Name Here Yes, it did. Now, we’re waiting for Smash 4…
Grunty on Daisy:
Is this a princess? Grunty thinks not! Since when has she last been a part of the plot?
Sakurai should add this. This is too good to pass up.
The sad reality is that they would have to make one for each language and they are already tight on budget. In Japan, Grunty doesn't even speak in rhymes but instead she speaks as a stereotipical old woman or something like that.
@@Soma_Shotgun A tight budget? He made on the most profitable games in recent memory.
@@Soma_Shotgun Sonetimes I say this to reality: ruclips.net/video/PEPScfDq9mU/видео.html
The opportunity to diss everyone at the start of a fight? *HELL YES.*
@@PikminandOatchi I would love it as much as anyone else. Im just explaining the reason why it wasn't implemented and yes, Sakurai stated in an interview and also in his character livestreams that they were given a small budget to work with.
Idea for Joker :
A Phantom Thieve of Heart you say ?
You better not break too much at Valentine Day.
A warning too late, dude.
@@alphabladelm2011
*Joker gets beat up by the women he interacts with*
Kazooie: Not so cool now are ya, clown?
Nice reference
One for Sans:
You look weird because you smile, but that doesn’t matter when you lose to a child.
STOP
bezet Zbrozek shut up
Your smile is nothing but a bother,
too bad you could not save your own brother.
That didn’t even rhyme-
No. Just Gunner.
Joker:
Don't want to hear that "Phantom Thieves" dreck
Grunty says you're a few cards short a full deck
Meta Knight:
The dark knight of Kirby, so bleak and so grim!
Or so you act, as you look just like him!
Pit:
So an angel you are- but you can't even fly?
I think you'd be better off with a side of rye!
Zero Suit:
So Samus returns with no suit? What a surprise!
The last I saw that face, you ruined the franchise!
Wario:
So Wario is here, the opposite of a plumber?
Yet he can't even make a fortune- what a bummer!
Snake:
The military man seems to be the odd one here.
Yet you didn't get that recognized until EVERYONE IS HERE!
Ike:
Another sword weilder? Again? What have you got?
An aether is decent, but I have got nothing else to spot!
PKMN Trainer:
Such a coward! Such a pest! Hiding in the background!
You abuse three animals just to stay safe and sound!
Diddy Kong:
The sidekick to Donkey- are you a son or a brother?
Seeing your arsenal of wood though...my answer couldn't be a bother.
Lucas:
A little psychic boy who cries every few hours?
No wonder you have no family- go hit the showers!
Sonic:
So a hedgehog that speeds along? How quaint is that?
Though by your recent history, you'd look better as a hat!
King Dedede:
A giant fat penguin? Well that's nothing to boast.
Why I wouldn't mind taking you and spin you on a roast!
Olimar:
The spaceman needs some plants to fight?
Too bad I did that first, now I wish him all my spite!
Lucario:
An aura based warrior? All I see is a replacement.
Go back home and be bait for your dwellers of basements!
ROB:
A robot in battle? Too bad you can't be oiled.
You're not even from a video game- how much are you spoiled?
Toon Link:
So the last and third version is from a cartoon?
I think I could've picked better- you just look like a loon!
Wolf:
So the third one's a wolf, a fierce one indeed!
But you have the same moveset, so where would that lead?
no lucas
@@gamegod6859 someone else did a Lucas. So dark.
Lucario requires a Full Restore.
Was that a reference to The shower scene in mother 3
This one could also work for Sonic
“A powerful hedgehog moving faster than the speed of light, too bad your future won’t be so bright!”
More amazing sick burns from good ol' Grunty. Can't wait to see how she'll react to Bayonetta. XD
Robert Burchenal Look what we have here. A darling little witch. I wonder where she went, after she made that game her bitch
@MrGarfield *gets smashed into the ground* "Ugh... I was going to say harlot, but fair enough."
@MrGarfield *two days later* well, it took a while, but you're free to get out of the ground!
@MrGarfield lol
For Corrin: "I'm betting on this freak to trip up and lose. Hey weirdo, why not go put on some shoes?"
2:33 yeah, I think your about one game over short of being able to attract someone like Ganondorf, Grunty.
We've never seen what Ganondorf's preferences are.
Maybe rhyming fires his engine?
@@aprinnyonbreak1290 oh really, then what rhymes with Triforce? Then put them both into a sentence that Grunty could use to attract a man as big and evil as Ganondorf 😉.
Little Mac:
"Roses are red. Mac's air moves are lame. It does not help that he's the worst in the game.
@BallOfBlood Use Ridley, throw him off stage, edge guard with plasma breath etc. Ruined.
@BallOfBlood Just remember that all Macs do is go for smash attacks and that they can't fight in the air. Use plasma breath to approach and get off a grab or side b. Bait out the obvious moves but be careful on how you punish as the speed and super armor of the frequent smash attacks can catch you.
"Ah, Banjo and Kazooie. An interesting pair...
Too bad nobody likes you at Rare."
At Microsoft's Rare specifically.
Grunty towards Pit:
“An angel who needs help to fly? Might as well just let your wings fry.”
Here's one for Ridley:
With claws so big and a tail blade so fine, for robots and plumbers, it's the end of the line!
Gruntilda on Echo fighters (i am bored):
Lucina:
"You're faster than Marth, but your moveset is stale. I'd dare say, Mulan, you're better as a male!"
Dark Pit:
"When I see you fight, the differences get clearer: one's actually an angel, the other's an edgy mirror!"
Daisy:
"You're just an orange Peach, and for that I give a reprimand. And let's be honest here, who even remembers Sarassaland?"
Dark Samus:
"Grunty could use some of that corrupted Phazon. I could trade you a brew to give your looks a raise-on!"
Chrom:
"Good combat is less than slashing and slaughter. Do you expect that that will protect your daughter?"
Richter:
"Your purpose in life? Give Japan another abode. After all, echo fighters are miserable little piles of code."
Ken:
"You're adept at fighting, it shows as the battle lingers longer. I guess fighting fire with fire really does make you stronger."
Gruntilda to Snake:
Do they call you Snake because you crawl on your belly?
I've seen better soldiers while watching the telly! (British term for television, FYI)
Welp you've probably started the crack ship of Gruntydorf.
Nah.
This ship has been around for years, it comes up basically anytime people brainstorm these.
Some of them are more outright hitting on him, too.
For Pokemon Trainer: Its great to know that you dont fight alone! But without your pets can you fight on your own?
Awesome! Love it when you upload. Gotta sleep so I'll save this for when I wake up. So hyped
For sonic: "being fast is in your name yet cant even catch a fat man on a chase."
0:22 that should’ve been saved for Dedede
SURELY YOU JESTIN'!
Alvaro Perez he'd kick dat kurbeh to da curb!
Dr. Mario's made me actually laugh out loud, and I knew what she was probably going to say before she even started talking
was waiting for someone to call him out on not having a PhD 😂
Gruntilda to Snake in Brawl
This snake is all weapons and big talk
But in defeat we will know whose name they'll call
Again I did a list of what the Melee ones would before this came out and... I have to say yours are better. And honestly thinking about it would make more sense for Gruntilda to be into Ganondorf then Marth or Roy (which is what I said) so serious props to you for these vids. Can't wait for you to get to Brawl, Smash 4 and Ultimate. I guess you should wait though to have fighter pack one fully finished up before Ultimate though but again great vid.
To the Mii Gunner dressed as Sans;
"You're just considered mediocre, and that made you cry,
So now you just wear a famous skeleton disguise?"
Ee-he-he-he-he-he-he!
For Bayonetta
"So you're a witch too,
And yes quite a looker
But that's no excuse
to dress like a h- (PUNCH!)
"I was going to say Harlot, but fair enough."
Dedede.
“He calls himself a king, he’s really resting. The only thing he’s known for is ‘surely you’re jesting.’”
Olimer: Oh look an astronaut with three little imps, are they to help you forget your incompetence?
Ok, How about this? Gruntilda to Little Mac.
"You've beaten unique giants, one after another.
But with many 'short'-comings, is it any wonder you can't recover?"
Doc Louis: Don't let that witch get under your skin, Mac. Show her what you got to make her take that back!
Here's one for Snake:
"All that equipment sure looks like a bother. You're just an inferior copy of your father!"
For Sans:
Grunty: "Wait just a moment, that's just Mii Gunner..."
Sans: "But playing as me is just way funnier."
Oh, I've got one: "Your theme is sick, your powers are insane. But, all of your jokes are lamer than lame. 🤣
That was humerus
WHERE’S THE REST OF THE ROSTER?! I MUST HAVE MORE!!!
Grunty on Mega Man:
So, a robot who imitates the powers of his enemies?
I wonder if it could work with the looks of beauties.
for duck hunt:
"An unlikely duo, now, that's something funny;
Their friendship shall last 'til that puppy gets hungry!"
TheCrookedMan Daaaaaaang
Lmao
Pit: Some respect from your gods is what you secretly wished, but one spell is all it takes for you to say "I'm Finished!"
"That ugly tiger just buys its own hype. Answer Grunty this; why isn't it a Fighting-type?"
2:18 Ouch! That's gonna hurt!
Wish we had this in the actual game. Thanks for doing these, which will surely give you great fame.
What goes around comes around, now here's one for Gruntilda herself.
"You talk like you're an original character, like you know where it's at, but all you need now is your very own cat".
Ouch. Some of those roasts cut deep. That aside, this was hilarious!
"They call him a doctor, I call him a hack! Show Grunty your license you, lookalike quack!"
Snake - "Yes, go on and hide! That box won't protect you - once the Hag-1's revved up, then Grunty will get you!"
Sonic - "I've seen you come first nearly every footrace. Pity how your franchise has fallen from grace!"
Toon Link - "It's far too green here from the Links that I see! Off with you, Wind Waker - say hi to Blubber for me!"
Wii Fit - "I suppose I could use a new personal trainer. Even once Grunty's fit again, it's tough to maintain her!"
Mii Fighters - "Are you truly who you claim to be? I've seen the real deal - and they aren't a Mii!"
Duck Hunt - "You think you'll get far just through cheap imitation? Stop thinking you're Banjo, you son-of-dalmation!"
Bayonetta - "Has someone given life to my own reflection? This other witch looks a thing of perfection!"
Inkling - "You, with the ink guns! Hurry and faint! My tower could use a fresh coat of paint!"
Daisy - "Peach yet again? Oh wait - you're different. I almost was fooled by your childish ignorance!"
Isabelle - "What a sweet doggy - now myself I just hate! I should've brought Legchomper and arranged a playdate!"
please continue it was fantastic hearing these rhymes
These are perfect! Now I want the rest of the cast done! Great job!
I got one for Grunty: "For all the nasty things you did. Isn't it sad that you were just jealous of a kid?" 🤣
This is amazing. And I was right to subscribe to you! Can't wait for the Brawl roster!
Grunty: hey Peter Pan
(VAF) Link: I AM NOT PETER PAN!!!!!!!!!!
My thoughts on this or the ones I find most interesting:
Young Link - Rude. Wait until he puts on a certain mask after what he just heard from you
Falco - How dare you, insult my main smash crush? (I really love Falco. I have one other but I'm not telling who)
Pichu - Stay away from the electric rat, witch!
Mewtwo - Try saying that in his face.
Ganondorf - Well, well, well, somebody got a bit of a Legend of Zelda/Super Smash Bros crush. (Yay, teasing material for this character)
Against Corrin:
"A half-dragon child? You're fated to lose!
Next time you fight, Grunty suggests wearing shoes!"
I think "I suggest wearing shoes" sounds better, but still really good!
@@BethOfTheBees It's 11 syllables each if she speaks in the third person.
I guess Grunty has a crush on Ganondorf
LOL grunty's roasting the roster
One for Ridley:
"A giant dragon with a sticky breath,no matter how much you try he's going to kick your butt even after death!
Now we wait for the Brawl Roster.
One for K. Rool:
"A handsome green fellow, so big and round! A brand new friend, I think I have found!"
The rhyme you did for Sheik was actually genious.
The fact that chic in French means elegant and it's pronounced the same way as Sheik. That was epico
Incineroar:
A cat who wrestles, and especially using fire?!
I'm starting to think Banjo should retire!
"He is the fastest thing alive, that's true, but to bad he's entirely blue!"
These are still amazing. Thank you Stanpai.
One for Dedede:
That’s quite a big hammer that you like to swing.
Is there a chance you’re compensating for something?
@ Duck Hunt;
"Tales tell of an invisible third zapper,
be shot thrice and you'll find yourself in the crapper."
Peach should've been this:
What a beauty of a ruler! But why you always get captured next?
I guess that's why your little plumber, goes back to his ex.
Please, more. I'm begging you. These are so funny I wish they were actually in the game.
I expected a joke on Ganondorf:
"Ganondorf is a wizard who doesn't know what wizards are."
Good ole "This is basically The Legend of Zelda."
idk i think that grunty having the hots for the one dude is funnier but that's a nice reference
For Dedede:
“This so-called King is a lazy glutton, he can’t possibly win. What is he anyway, some sort of penguin?”
Nah better one: Grunty: "A lazy glutton who demands to be worshipped and threaten to push the big red button"
Matt Gales try this: What's this, a King, that's so tough and all? How can you call something that can't beat a puffball?
@@Freeze7650 A penguin king who fights with a huge hammer? If he weren't a king, he'd end up in the slammer!
OMFG these are soooo good I really can’t choose a favorite. I loved the Ganondorf one but the Bowser one was good too as was Roy’s. Pichu’s was awesome too just the reference back to Grunty Industries from Banjo Tooie ❤️ Please do more of these.
Sans
"This lazy pile of bones spews jokes all the time! Just don't make him angry, or you'll have a bad time"
For a second I thought the first one was real.
I never thought id hear grunty being thirsty for ganondorf..._
It's less about guidance and more like roasting
Someone will remember Grunty being thirsty for Ganondorf.
"They fight with their Pokémon, and can't fight themself. This handheld should've been left on the shelf!"
Little Mac - So your a champion boxer it’s here on the page, but one thing you can’t do is get back to the stage
I have one for banjo and kazooie, it’s from a comment I saw: “so bear and bird are now in smash? I wonder which company forked over the cash.”
Got one for Inkling.
"A kid or a squid they ask. What useless fodder! You must be quite weak if you die at the touch of water!"
heres one for diddy
"A chimp with a jetpack, who fights with bananas and nuts?"
i'd tell you to fight without them, but you dont have the guts"
Oh Christ, the one with Ganondorf just made me vomit......
😆Lol Grunty wants to smash ganondorf. LMAO 🤣
But that's just nasty bruh!! 🤢
@@megmanxtreme64 There's always Game Over Grunty.
🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
I think Ganondorf would follow suit
I have one for Diddy Kong.
"I heard you two once competed in a race. Too bad you won't last long once I give chase!"