Best of ERB comebacks/rebuttals | Seasons 1-4 [Compilation]

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  • Опубликовано: 6 сен 2024
  • A compilation of my favourite comebacks and rebuttals from the first 4 seasons of ERB as well as Deadpool vs Boba Fett.
    (Part 2 coming soon)
    LINKS:
    ERB: ‪@ERB‬ , ‪@ERB2‬
    Nice Peter: ‪@nicepeter‬
    epicLloyd: ‪@EpicLLOYD‬
    #erb #compilation #epicrapbattlesofhistory

Комментарии • 189

  • @patrickstarfan84
    @patrickstarfan84 Год назад +1092

    dude Michael's comeback to the birds and bees bar was brutal

    • @Doctor_Straing_Strange
      @Doctor_Straing_Strange Год назад +25

      1:50

    • @Doctor_Straing_Strange
      @Doctor_Straing_Strange Год назад +6

      @ThatOneSerialKiller everyone who marries a woman marries someone's daughter lmao

    • @patrickstarfan84
      @patrickstarfan84 Год назад +41

      @@Doctor_Straing_Strange they meant like marrying the daughter of the person they were going against

    • @Doctor_Straing_Strange
      @Doctor_Straing_Strange Год назад +5

      @@patrickstarfan84 yeah yeah I know it was just the way they phrased it was funny

    • @Jacketporn
      @Jacketporn Год назад +2

      @@Doctor_Straing_Strange how it makes total sense to me
      or is that the edit they made

  • @dom1941
    @dom1941 Год назад +376

    Might be a stretch, but Michael Bay's verse in the director's battle could be seen as one big rebuttal. All the directors took jabs at him in their verses and then he showed up and was basically like, "pfft, ok, but my movies bring in way more cash than any of yours so idgaf"

    • @void8656
      @void8656 Год назад +1

      No, they just made fun of Micheal bay

    • @thecollector4332
      @thecollector4332 Год назад +24

      The funniest part being that Spielberg has made way more bank with his movies than Bay.

    • @doofs
      @doofs Год назад +10

      ​@Rhys Higgon bro chill.

    • @gengar1814
      @gengar1814 Год назад +5

      @Rhys Higgon are you ok

    • @LetsPlayWoomy8835
      @LetsPlayWoomy8835 8 месяцев назад +4

      after all its about motherfuckin money

  • @dragonslibrary9207
    @dragonslibrary9207 Год назад +263

    Ah yes, my favourite comeback:
    "My boyfriend could beat up your boyfriend"
    *gunshot*

    • @genevievedisemelo5584
      @genevievedisemelo5584 6 месяцев назад +2

      my comeback comes right after that where juliet rebuts the bullet and roasts bonnie for being a failed actress

  • @yazidefirenze
    @yazidefirenze Год назад +318

    "You got hitched to the female version of Patrick Ewing!"
    "Uh, well, you're stupid."
    Overwhelmingly Powerful Rebuttal there, Obama

    • @thatoneguy9582
      @thatoneguy9582 Год назад

      “I had syphillis, yeah, we’ll you’re a huge dick” energy

    • @captainbibbles3524
      @captainbibbles3524 Год назад +25

      "No, You're stupid!"
      "Nu uh!"
      Truly the best rebuttal. Shame it wasn't in the video.

    • @LetsPlayWoomy8835
      @LetsPlayWoomy8835 8 месяцев назад +5

      you guys are forgetting when the eagle went "CAWWWW" that was the best part

    • @kylebicker7649
      @kylebicker7649 3 месяца назад +2

      ​@@LetsPlayWoomy8835BY THE POWER INVESTED IN ME BY THIS GIANT BALD BIRD THE PRESIDENT SHALL NOT BE THE SHINIEST OF TWO TURDS

    • @user-pq5ux6ip4i
      @user-pq5ux6ip4i 13 дней назад

      It's not how this went.
      - You got hitched to the female version of Patrick Ewing!
      - Er, let me be clear. Er, don't get it twisted. Er-r, we'll see how pretty your face after my fis{t} has kissed it.
      - Er-er-er-er, you're a stuttering communist!
      And it's to _this_ that Obama answers:
      - Oh yeah? Well, you're stupid.

  • @copocopocopocopo
    @copocopocopocopo Год назад +287

    9:38 Honestly, this _cOmEbAcK_ by Shaka failed miserably. Historically, he was killed by his own brothers, arguably WORSE than by friends.

    • @zachryder3150
      @zachryder3150 Год назад +21

      Finally someone points it out.

    • @chagito1113
      @chagito1113 Год назад +4

      🤓🤓

    • @paralysis_unknown3872
      @paralysis_unknown3872 Год назад +23

      kinda like walt’s he really can’t be saying anything about how ricks wife cheated on rick while walt’s own wife did too

    • @yeshuaha7494
      @yeshuaha7494 Год назад +16

      it could be argued that Ceaser’s death involved more betrayal since Shaka never truly trusted his half brothers

    • @starleaf-luna
      @starleaf-luna Год назад +6

      @@chagito1113 “🤓🤓” -🤓

  • @AlphiePrime
    @AlphiePrime Год назад +135

    You forgot EpicLloyd saying “You’re taller than I am, but you look up to me.” As a rebuttal to Nice Peter calling him short

  • @raygun8308
    @raygun8308 Год назад +214

    3:21 "nobody, calls me chicken."
    **guitar riff**

    • @whitehatstudios2500
      @whitehatstudios2500 Год назад +16

      im still wondering why i laughed at that , maybe the way he just PULLS OUT THE GUITAR LIKE HE WAS SENT FLYING-

    • @k-boi420
      @k-boi420 4 месяца назад +2

      This is between us, scarfy, don’t try to out-rhyme me!

  • @skellyslav
    @skellyslav Год назад +505

    You missed Caesar's manoeuvre reply, it's legit describing how to destroy Shaka's strategy

    • @ShneekeyTheLost
      @ShneekeyTheLost Год назад +56

      IKR?
      Shaka: Here's my tactics
      Ceasar: And here's how we routinely countered those tactics for over a thousand years
      Also, Shaka ain't got room to talk about getting backstabbed, given his own brother killed him.

    • @randomolisher
      @randomolisher 6 месяцев назад +4

      @@ShneekeyTheLostbrothers. plural.

  • @venomgaming7014
    @venomgaming7014 8 месяцев назад +12

    For those who don’t know, when nice Peter as Steve jobs said “I got a PC, but it wasn’t from you”, he didn’t mean a Personal Computer. It’s meant to be Pancreatic Cancer, which Steve Jobs died from.

  • @alejoparedes2388
    @alejoparedes2388 Год назад +97

    At 2:15 it's like Jobs is reacting to Marilyn's bar

    • @NavyThePotato
      @NavyThePotato Год назад +15

      ooh, EVERYBODY KNOWS WINDOWS BIT OFF APPLE!

    • @TheRealLegoDocOck
      @TheRealLegoDocOck Год назад +6

      9:50 same thing for here

    • @GunMan69420
      @GunMan69420 Год назад +1

      @@NavyThePotato I tripled the profits on a PC!

    • @Moongob-om9zi
      @Moongob-om9zi Год назад

      ​@@GunMan69420 All the people with the power to create, uses apple.

    • @michiru2hell
      @michiru2hell Год назад

      ​@@Moongob-om9zi And people with jobs use PC.

  • @jimmyseit934
    @jimmyseit934 7 месяцев назад +21

    "im the giant whose shoulders you would have stood on...
    if you could stand"
    omfg that is savage

  • @guypeate3628
    @guypeate3628 Год назад +12

    "You lost so many babies, we should call you miss carriage"
    That was a savage line

  • @tofuer2
    @tofuer2 Год назад +35

    happy that somebody finally saw the eastern philosophers vs western philosophers' comebacks cause they are really good
    and the song itself is genuinely amazing

  • @Evachuber
    @Evachuber Год назад +177

    Technically, in Bonnie and Clyde vs Romeo and Juliet, the comebacks started earlier when Juliet accuses Bonnie of not being Clyde's true wife, causing him to say "Hey, partner, you best put a muzzle on your misses." which would be a rebuttal from how annoyed he was at Juliet for saying that about his wife.
    But that's minor because thats just one rebuttal, everything else is awesome

  • @calcubite9298
    @calcubite9298 Год назад +28

    the real comeback to Superman was "one more superman who'll never walk again'. Almost as vicious as "no one in your family ever lives to see the sequel"

  • @RvB_Fan_since_8
    @RvB_Fan_since_8 Год назад +12

    Nothing beats Hawkings “there are 10 million, million, million, million, million, million, million, million particles in the universe that we can observe. Your mama took the ugly ones and put them into 1 nerd.”

  • @2-question-marks
    @2-question-marks Год назад +240

    Suggestion- compilation of every time someone compliments their opponent

    • @Jowensguy
      @Jowensguy  Год назад +57

      Interesting idea. I'll add it to my list.

    • @Justicsgenie
      @Justicsgenie Год назад +17

      Biggest one was probably Ronald McDonalds saying Burger King Union rings are pretty good

    • @thiccccccccc
      @thiccccccccc Год назад +8

      @@Justicsgenie what abt stan lee and jim henson

    • @mastronep
      @mastronep Год назад +6

      very cool, things like "you may have freed the slaves" would be added in there

    • @KoOkiEzRoCkz
      @KoOkiEzRoCkz Год назад +10

      Immediately thought of “You were gone too soon, it was like watching a beautiful sunset, at noon”

  • @NeoExists
    @NeoExists Год назад +106

    Marty McFly's comeback was unbeatable bro

  • @styckykeys2200
    @styckykeys2200 Год назад +112

    You missed Hawking rebuking Einstein’s rebuttal with the TI-82 bar

    • @yonghong4832
      @yonghong4832 Год назад +2

      and 12 rims chair as a rebuttal take a seat line

    • @rockstermaniac
      @rockstermaniac Год назад +9

      lowkey i forget how good that battle was cause all i can remember is that they gave hawking both the most pleasing/epic sounding musical riff of all time to setup the greatest you so ugly joke of all time

  • @matrixphijr
    @matrixphijr Год назад +6

    Peter: You have no musical talent
    Lloyd: *engineers comeback about chord progressions*

  • @tylerplays123game9
    @tylerplays123game9 Год назад +48

    It’s funny because Cleopatras “miss carriage” line will forever remain the coldest line in erb history

    • @ShneekeyTheLost
      @ShneekeyTheLost Год назад +17

      Yea, but that's not rebuttal or a comeback, that was just plain murder by words.

  • @giga-dio
    @giga-dio Год назад +6

    Thor's retorts hit as hard as his hammer

  • @randommandude5450
    @randommandude5450 Год назад +28

    you forgot Billy Mays Dying after Benjamin said: “So join or die bill, its all about the Benjamin.”

  • @MasterHall117
    @MasterHall117 Год назад +15

    Elvis and Jackson was my favorite of these choices

  • @roastedpotato2159
    @roastedpotato2159 Год назад +20

    Mr rogers comeback was funny asf

  • @vasconcelos7356
    @vasconcelos7356 5 месяцев назад +2

    "Beep beep, why don't you back up that trash? I'll leave you like Linston: flat on yo ass!"
    Is one of my favorites.

  • @Chinarider1972
    @Chinarider1972 Год назад +4

    This video really shows how just because one of them won the other didn’t lose.

  • @gracedoubleu
    @gracedoubleu 5 месяцев назад +1

    The Western vs. Eastern philosophers battle is honestly the best if not one of the best ERBs

  • @agedstring
    @agedstring Год назад +67

    Suggestion: Every time a character in ERB dies

    • @k-boi420
      @k-boi420 Год назад +10

      Ivan the Terrible vs Alexander the Great and Bonnie and Clyde vs Romeo and Juliet: Our time has come…

    • @Dctctx
      @Dctctx Год назад +1

      @@k-boi420 and Billy Mays

    • @k-boi420
      @k-boi420 Год назад

      @@Dctctx
      Billy: But wait, THERE’S MORE!

    • @thetimkazakh.624
      @thetimkazakh.624 Год назад +1

      Boba Fett in Darth Vader VS Adolf Hitler

    • @Sniffpod
      @Sniffpod Год назад +1

      @@thetimkazakh.624 hitler in darth vader vs adolf hitler

  • @fordprefect5967
    @fordprefect5967 Год назад +21

    "Maybe don't talk about movies, cause you got dick too say." Is one of my favorite lines and I'm not sure why

  • @xavierd9137
    @xavierd9137 Год назад +13

    The philosopher rap went the hardest

  • @bigman542
    @bigman542 Год назад +16

    You’re gonna get a lot of this from George RR Martin, versus RR Tolkien

    • @Jowensguy
      @Jowensguy  Год назад +2

      You're right. You can see that in part 2: ruclips.net/video/1ZOQBUX-oBA/видео.html

  • @jjb1908
    @jjb1908 Год назад +35

    9:37 that's not a good comeback, because Shaka was also stabbed and killed, so he cannot say that

    • @owentucker6215
      @owentucker6215 Год назад +9

      I mean, getting stabbed by an enemy in battle would probably be more “honorable” to both those characters than dying in an assasinayion.

    • @RegrettableUsername
      @RegrettableUsername Год назад +10

      @@owentucker6215 Shaka was actually assassinated by his Half-Brothers, so not really.

  • @ColaTheCondensed
    @ColaTheCondensed Год назад +6

    I know like 1 half of this, and now I'm thinking about someone who knows the half i don't, and doesn't about the half i know

  • @CBionic77
    @CBionic77 Год назад +26

    You forgot Jordan vs Ali at the end of Jordan's 3rd he says three-peat then Ali starts his 3rd with "beep-beep" which counts as a rebuttal cause he flipped his rhyme.

  • @bigman542
    @bigman542 Год назад +7

    You forgot “call me mc Delhi” and it’s counter “call me Jackson polloc because I splatter mcs”

  • @tayeb7031
    @tayeb7031 Год назад +4

    you forgot one in the Washington vs Wallace
    Washington: there's a difference between you and me willy, i fought until i was actually free
    wallace: you died owning slaves, i died setting men free

  • @leighasbell3624
    @leighasbell3624 5 месяцев назад

    "The only legend you left was your prohibition on soap" and Michael's entire second verse have GOT to be two of the most brutal rebuttals in ERB.

  • @julhol7482
    @julhol7482 2 месяца назад

    That "John Leguizamo" line hits way harder after seeing the 96 movie

  • @ragtag369_
    @ragtag369_ Год назад +4

    Nobody calls me chicken 🎸

  • @santiastronomo
    @santiastronomo Год назад +2

    i like it, straight to the point.

  • @leighasbell3624
    @leighasbell3624 9 месяцев назад +1

    You forgot Mikhail Gorbachev saying "And you all need to learn how to handle real power!" and then Putin saying, "Did somebody say *REAL* power?".

  • @maxleavitt8199
    @maxleavitt8199 Год назад +2

    the best comeback was when Stalin said he took Lenin out of the picture and Lenin just fricking descended from the heavens and joined the rap battle

    • @maciejpatura
      @maciejpatura Год назад

      He said" pride of Lenin took the trotsky out of the picture"

  • @oolooo
    @oolooo Год назад +1

    4:43 I believe Blasphemers should have their tongue cut out and even I think the Dame of Orleans was too brutal with that response .

  • @kokasupport
    @kokasupport 14 дней назад

    Teddy roosevelt comeback to churchills parents was crazy.

  • @theidpboi6205
    @theidpboi6205 Год назад

    Dude Steve coming right after Marilyn made it looked like he was shocked lol

  • @joezegers
    @joezegers Год назад

    Lance Armstrong: I’m an athlete, you’re a specimen of sin!
    Babe Ruth: Third base with an Olsen twin! That’s the sin, face it!

  • @varuunbadree
    @varuunbadree 2 месяца назад

    3:37
    Saw the sonic vs Amy and dude it's fire🔥
    But yeah Adam got those freshed grilled bars

  • @varuunbadree
    @varuunbadree 2 месяца назад

    1:31 tbh
    The wright Brothers got the best facts and bars

  • @J6S4LFootball
    @J6S4LFootball Год назад +27

    The first 3 weren't that good sadly

    • @patrickstarfan84
      @patrickstarfan84 Год назад +12

      bill O'Reilly one was good

    • @quartzeemer9071
      @quartzeemer9071 Год назад +4

      « Beijing is in China you blond asshole » still made me laugh for no reason

    • @angelicwarrior118
      @angelicwarrior118 Год назад

      That’s fine; this was back during the first season, where things started a bit weak, though it’s a big stretch to put them in something with “Best” in the title.

  • @ElpanaIdv2911
    @ElpanaIdv2911 Год назад +2

    5:19 Noooo WALTER WHITEEEEE! 😳

  • @jarvistoasty
    @jarvistoasty Год назад +5

    No way they got snoop dogg on EBR

    • @Algorox
      @Algorox Год назад +1

      They also got Weird Al

  • @ja1lbreakr0cks
    @ja1lbreakr0cks Год назад

    There's some more in Rasputin vs. Stalin:
    When Stalin goes "Pride of Lenin took Trotsky out of the picture" and Lenin counters with "I have no pride for you who ruined everything..."
    (iffy) When Lenin says "and stopped the greatest revolution since the Birth of Marx" and Gorbachev comes in
    (also iffy) When Gorbachev completes his verse and Putin starts off.

  • @machieldevries997
    @machieldevries997 Месяц назад

    Bonnie didn't even have a comeback, she just shot Julia😅

  • @AIGOC
    @AIGOC Год назад +2

    4:02 Mozart rocks

  • @_schoolsupplies_
    @_schoolsupplies_ Год назад +10

    Sarah Palins response was so mid

  • @k-boi420
    @k-boi420 2 месяца назад

    Kinda odd how you forgot the one between Voltaire and Socrates, it’s kinda similar to the Plebe argument that happens in the same verse.

  • @jokerwick69420
    @jokerwick69420 7 месяцев назад

    I bet some people didn't know a couple erbs have famous viners

  • @mrsillytacos
    @mrsillytacos Год назад +2

    5:48 fun fact, it's not I, or sqrt -1 since there's no reason to add a power of 64 when you can easily put a 2, so it's pretty much nonsence

    • @leighasbell3624
      @leighasbell3624 9 месяцев назад

      "Um ackshully the answer isn't the letter i" 🤓☝️
      Shut up, nerd.

  • @Mynameishassan0
    @Mynameishassan0 3 месяца назад

    3:19 this one is crazy

  • @oolooo
    @oolooo Год назад

    7:29 Forgot about the best part: "How typical of Jack the Ripper to chase a headline"

  • @kleptrep94
    @kleptrep94 Год назад +4

    You missed Michael Bay's bit.

  • @Historicutuber
    @Historicutuber Год назад

    Theres so many good comebacks !!!

  • @varuunbadree
    @varuunbadree 2 месяца назад

    0:40
    Can we all agree
    Stephen Hawking literally rko Einstein
    Even the part with the Particles

  • @Blu_doge
    @Blu_doge Год назад +1

    Where is adolf hitler saying “you couldn’t get your own son in the family business”

  • @johnrussellpelt9091
    @johnrussellpelt9091 Год назад +1

    The Hindenburg vs. The Chinese weather balloon

    • @xtignu
      @xtignu Год назад

      a truly amazing battle idea

  • @creeeamy7133
    @creeeamy7133 5 месяцев назад

    We should just never include Palin vs Gaga in "Best of" anything tbh.

  • @Gonejustlikeurfather
    @Gonejustlikeurfather Год назад +1

    00:38 😅😅😅😅😅

  • @mlgmeistros4278
    @mlgmeistros4278 Год назад

    0:40 hits hard...

  • @giga-dio
    @giga-dio Год назад

    You forgot Michael Bay's entire verse as a comeback

  • @theanonime1176
    @theanonime1176 Год назад

    You missed one in Bill Nye vs Isaac Newton:
    Bill: I hypothesise that you're about to get beat
    Newton: Well I conclude that your methods are the wackhest

  • @varuunbadree
    @varuunbadree 2 месяца назад

    4:44
    Saw Amy vs rarity
    First tie then I vote for Amy but now rarity with the facts

  • @Mr.Brothybear
    @Mr.Brothybear Год назад

    Mr Rogers is very intimidating

  • @Unitedstatesofmerica1776
    @Unitedstatesofmerica1776 Год назад

    The windows would be sold separately

  • @slibertas1996
    @slibertas1996 Год назад

    MR T would not call Mr Rogers a fool. Both are on Team Jesus

  • @JD4Christ
    @JD4Christ Год назад +1

    Dude you skipped the miss. Carriage line in Monroe vs Cleopatra

    • @ironprince72
      @ironprince72 Год назад

      jee its almost like thats not a rebuttal

  • @gudmansal3468
    @gudmansal3468 Год назад

    almost thought he replied to a slur with a slur

  • @FayeTheNerd
    @FayeTheNerd Год назад +6

    Mr. Rogers got T good.

  • @charliecomer6001
    @charliecomer6001 Год назад

    What about hawking reply? "And while its true thst my work was based off you, im a super computer, youre like a ti82

  • @varuunbadree
    @varuunbadree 2 месяца назад

    2:18 it's a tie

  • @clayton_rose
    @clayton_rose Год назад

    Wouldn’t heaven a profit and Die then be a comeback?

  • @jamainegardner4193
    @jamainegardner4193 Год назад

    How did you use the Director rap battle and NOT use the Michael Bay stuff?

  • @scoutstop
    @scoutstop Год назад +3

    2:16 aint no way you're talking about comebacks/ rebuttals without talking about the "miss carriage" line

  • @greatestyoutuber
    @greatestyoutuber Год назад +1

    I would include the I HAVE NO PRIDE FOR YOU from lenin to stalin

  • @maciejpatura
    @maciejpatura Год назад

    What about the threepeat verse

  • @slibertas1996
    @slibertas1996 Год назад

    The Wright bros rep Ohio and Indiana not North Carolina

  • @GalaxyCatTBC
    @GalaxyCatTBC Год назад

    4:11 wtf

  • @Mynameishassan0
    @Mynameishassan0 3 месяца назад

    Ellen’s was the worst

  • @SikerGaming
    @SikerGaming 5 месяцев назад

    Most of these choices suck, there have been much better comebacks than these.