The best and worst Epic Rap Battles of History Verses of each Season (1 - 7)

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  • @joshret
    @joshret  3 месяца назад +1394

    While yall are at it check out my top 10 best season 7 ERB Verses ruclips.net/video/E4-8mavd-pU/видео.htmlsi=z0W9c37OvmCPUvb_
    Oppenheimer is not on this list because too many people fight over his first and second verse. Other verses not put here would most likely be because of the limit of only 2 verses in a good season. A bad verse in my list is meant to be bad.
    And goddamn, this video was released at a bad time. If only Godzilla vs King Kong was released earlier or if I delayed this video later, I would have included their verses here.

    • @mrsillytacos
      @mrsillytacos 3 месяца назад +38

      tbf im pretty sure Henry Ford vs Karl Marx is the beginning of season 8

    • @expensivecomet9867
      @expensivecomet9867 3 месяца назад +54

      ​@mrsillytacos It's still season 7. So far season 7 only has 6 (Ragnar vs Richard, Mansa Musa, the Johns, Lara vs Indy, Ford vs Marx and Godzilla vs Kong)

    • @bobherobrine3415
      @bobherobrine3415 3 месяца назад +29

      Oxygen destroyer isnt better than kaiju haiku

    • @TheUncivilizedNation
      @TheUncivilizedNation 3 месяца назад +51

      “You’re pathetic with Humans, enduring their abuse. Getting chained up and roofied on some goofy berry juice”
      - Godzilla 2024

    • @ShogunPlasma
      @ShogunPlasma 3 месяца назад +7

      But which one(s) would you have put?

  • @xdude228
    @xdude228 3 месяца назад +3123

    It's genuinely crazy how Vader got obliterated that badly in the second bout and then STILL somehow came back from it so hard he won the final battle.

    • @Bagster321
      @Bagster321 2 месяца назад +204

      Vader is used to getting burned....
      Easy jokes aside Vader's bar in Part 3 goes absolutely hard.

    • @edrianvanitas9329
      @edrianvanitas9329 2 месяца назад +108

      You can call it the revenge of the sith

    • @dontkickmychick6076
      @dontkickmychick6076 2 месяца назад +43

      The moralitomiter dipped so far in Hitlers favor (and, y'know, having Hitler win isn't exactly a good look) it had to swing back really hard

    • @sjdkdkrmdirkfkdm7683
      @sjdkdkrmdirkfkdm7683 2 месяца назад +65

      They realized they were making Hitler win 😂

    • @balkaba3927
      @balkaba3927 2 месяца назад +23

      hitler vs vader just went so hard altogether tbh

  • @scrunkle8638
    @scrunkle8638 3 месяца назад +5547

    Batman’s first verse is so unserious it sounds like Peter is holding in laughter when he says “he told me they suck”

    • @colonel1003
      @colonel1003 3 месяца назад +276

      He sounds so out of breath when he says I’m Batman

    • @nicholasgriffin1743
      @nicholasgriffin1743 3 месяца назад +233

      “He told me they suhuhuhuhuhck” 😂

    • @CloverPandaQ
      @CloverPandaQ 3 месяца назад +74

      I was laughing my ass off i enjoyed it sm.

    • @josephbooker259
      @josephbooker259 3 месяца назад +13

      ​@@nicholasgriffin1743LMAOOO

    • @oskarnogalski8178
      @oskarnogalski8178 3 месяца назад +68

      They did Batman dirty with that one

  • @1YCARADOFACAO
    @1YCARADOFACAO 3 месяца назад +2880

    The philosophers entire episode is a top verse on the whole ERB

    • @verdun16
      @verdun16 2 месяца назад +27

      Same with Vader vs Hitler

    • @JonesCrimson
      @JonesCrimson Месяц назад +14

      Every line from it written down would be a line per page and the rest would be footnotes.
      He even made an Uber driver pun.

    • @keck4022
      @keck4022 Месяц назад +3

      @@verdun16 honestly, such a banger three-parter

    • @blimminali9469
      @blimminali9469 17 дней назад +6

      @@JonesCrimson What? No it's good bar cause Nietzsche thinks "sick" men are those who are either driven by death (nihilists) or driven to death (scientists, christians, etc...). The Ubermensch is driven to life, he is the one who creates morals and a cultuire that serves life and is driven by it.

  • @Aegon1
    @Aegon1 3 месяца назад +3654

    The philosophers battle was so unbelievably intelligent in their references and the flow went so hard, I’d say it’s the best ERB has ever made

    • @Historicutuber
      @Historicutuber 3 месяца назад +104

      Top 5 for sure

    • @Drekromancer
      @Drekromancer 2 месяца назад +49

      I've always maintained this as well. A true masterpiece.

    • @dylanchua5197
      @dylanchua5197 2 месяца назад +4

      @@Historicutuber Agreed

    • @thedude3065
      @thedude3065 2 месяца назад +81

      Let me be frank
      Don’t start beef with THE Franc
      Who hangs with B. Franks
      Giving ladies Beef Franks!

    • @JC_Cali
      @JC_Cali 2 месяца назад +10

      Absolutely agreed. Got chills at the Easten response watching this

  • @hylind1912
    @hylind1912 3 месяца назад +5689

    It's so hilarious to me how they depict the Thing 1 and Thing 2 verse as absolutely wrecking Shakespeare, like dude is absolutely flabbergasted trying to transcribe(?) what they're saying, even though he was just rapping twice as fast as them. It's a rare instance of ERB not only picking a clear winner, but being hilariously wrong in that choice.

    • @halitoyt
      @halitoyt 3 месяца назад +277

      *Cough* Bruce Banner vs Bruce Jenner *cough*
      Trump vs Hillary

    • @raulbricenosanchez9774
      @raulbricenosanchez9774 3 месяца назад +318

      ​@@halitoytFunny thing? Bruce/Hulk and Trump won those battles, even when Peter and Loyd didn't want those results.

    • @halitoyt
      @halitoyt 3 месяца назад +106

      @@raulbricenosanchez9774 Thats what I meant

    • @billbill6094
      @billbill6094 3 месяца назад +22

      Like Justine Bieber vs Mozart.

    • @billbill6094
      @billbill6094 3 месяца назад +240

      ​​@@halitoyt They didn't pick a winner for Trump vs Hillary, they just had Trump play the heel which in no way means they were making him lose. In no way did they lean off the bars because they decided to play him as the bad guy, if that were the case the Austrian Painter wouldn't have won the second battle in the trilogy.
      Besides, irl Trump said most of the stuff he said in that verse.

  • @Roysorb
    @Roysorb 3 месяца назад +1646

    I forgot they were like "lets just not even try a Lennon accent"

    • @mostar1219
      @mostar1219 3 месяца назад +84

      And nowadays their goal is to not sound like themselves.

    • @HComfy
      @HComfy 2 месяца назад +103

      It was the first one they made. Definitely their most low-effort ERB. Still a classic!

    • @franklinbadge1215
      @franklinbadge1215 2 месяца назад +43

      Honestly, I think an exaggerated Lennon impression would have made it worse. Sometimes they go overboard with the impressions at the expense of the quality of the rap. But I agree that Lennon was kinda mid, aside from one great bar: "You can't buy me love, but I'll kick your ass for free"

    • @mostar1219
      @mostar1219 2 месяца назад +4

      @@franklinbadge1215 I guess they'd care more in the, say, 100th rap battle than the first

    • @luckii.__17
      @luckii.__17 2 месяца назад +3

      wasnt the budget like $60 USD

  • @RealMothman98
    @RealMothman98 2 месяца назад +1471

    "You're gettin' ate up, you should've battled me on Ramadan" is so fire, man. Easily one of my favorite individual lines from all of ERB.

  • @neminem233
    @neminem233 2 месяца назад +842

    Dude Mansa Musa was a crazy in that verse, he so easily one of the best performances we've had in a while

    • @893trent
      @893trent 2 месяца назад +67

      Scru face jean 🔥🔥🔥

    • @IplayTeemoasaWard
      @IplayTeemoasaWard 2 месяца назад +114

      Theres something very wholesome about a dude who just loves reacting to their videos being invited and AND then serving such great verses.

    • @lucase.2546
      @lucase.2546 Месяц назад +4

      Like he said, he ate!!!!

    • @johnpaulcross424
      @johnpaulcross424 День назад

      Fr, surprised more people don’t talk about it, it’s a masterpiece

    • @jayherbogaming
      @jayherbogaming 21 час назад

      Scru Face Jean in a nutshell for you

  • @usuallyangry
    @usuallyangry 2 месяца назад +525

    I refuse to believe that the way Peter played Batman wasn't meant to be an inside joke.

    • @AlexanderAzarov
      @AlexanderAzarov 2 месяца назад +54

      It wasn't, they called that out as a bad portrayal later in Peter vs Lloyd 2.

    • @matityaloran9157
      @matityaloran9157 День назад

      It was supposed to be College Humour’s version of Batman

    • @AlexanderAzarov
      @AlexanderAzarov День назад +1

      @@matityaloran9157 Still not a good way to play Batman.

    • @matityaloran9157
      @matityaloran9157 День назад +1

      @@AlexanderAzarov Agreed.

  • @classedupraven3991
    @classedupraven3991 3 месяца назад +1742

    "fortnite's dopest dancer"
    Nah that's an instant loss get him out of here that 1 line killed the vibe

    • @Kuso319
      @Kuso319 3 месяца назад +105

      His was under worst verse of the season so it makes sense 😭

    • @fudgewendigo
      @fudgewendigo 3 месяца назад +184

      he started so well too with the "make you bend the knee in round 2 like nagasaki"

    • @Modernsour19
      @Modernsour19 2 месяца назад +79

      The Thanos copter line was bad too

    • @Drekromancer
      @Drekromancer 2 месяца назад +29

      The sad part is that his final line is actually good.

    • @flextape467
      @flextape467 2 месяца назад +15

      ​@@Modernsour19Thanos copter

  • @TheBowTizzle
    @TheBowTizzle 3 месяца назад +1461

    It says a lot about how much they've improved over the years when in the later seasons even the worst verses are still pretty damn good.

    • @hopesandmeemz
      @hopesandmeemz 2 месяца назад +83

      Honestly watching the video and noticing the improvement is a genuine joy to me

    • @salvadorromero9712
      @salvadorromero9712 2 месяца назад +62

      That Dracula battle wasn't just bad, but bad in a specifically early-vibing way. I had completely forgotten it was anywhere close to Season Six.

    • @deleetiusproductions3497
      @deleetiusproductions3497 Месяц назад +1

      Uh... I'd say those worst verses in the later seasons merely clear the low bar of being better than the ones in the earlier seasons. Now, S7, that's superior. So much so, in fact, that there were no "worst" verses selected for the season.

    • @SkateBake4Life
      @SkateBake4Life Месяц назад

      @@deleetiusproductions3497yeah season 7 we haven’t had any misses yet. Every battle has been so impressive

    • @deleetiusproductions3497
      @deleetiusproductions3497 Месяц назад

      @@SkateBake4Life There's still been some variation in quality. I don't feel that Indy vs Lara and Godzilla vs Kong have hit quite the same highs as the rest of the season. Still, I don't think they're bad.

  • @realMoistNugget
    @realMoistNugget 3 месяца назад +1461

    I love Sun Tzu's line at 9:36 for the sole fact that it's a rare 4-way pun
    -Obviously, name's Sun Tzu
    -getting sunburnt (which is another sub-pun, since "getting burned" means to look foolish)
    -play on the phrase "Suns out, guns out"
    -Guns are used in war, in reference to The Art of War

    • @mostar1219
      @mostar1219 3 месяца назад +34

      Timothy Delaghetto is a bad a** on the mic. 😄

    • @FatherTime89
      @FatherTime89 3 месяца назад +48

      It's not in this video but it reminds me of the line from Zeus vs Thor "MC Hammer got struck twice by Greece Lightning", it's calling Thor MC Hammer to mock him (and because he has a hammer), it's a play on MC Hammer's hit song "Can't Touch This", and it's a play on lightning never strikes twice in the same spot.

    • @CallMeOcelot
      @CallMeOcelot 3 месяца назад +26

      @@FatherTime89Greece Lightning is also a reference to Greased Lightning, the car that Danny uses to win a race in the musical Grease

    • @FatherTime89
      @FatherTime89 3 месяца назад +1

      @@CallMeOcelotYeah but I'm not sure how that ties into Zeus or Thor.

    • @termanatorthebadinator3639
      @termanatorthebadinator3639 3 месяца назад

      Another layer to that joke is gunpowder was invented in China

  • @TheRealDoggoCEO
    @TheRealDoggoCEO 2 месяца назад +271

    It's been several years and I'm still in absolute disbelief at Batman starting his verse with “What's up dork, you look like a duck.” 💀

  • @X0TIX_
    @X0TIX_ 4 месяца назад +1296

    How dare you disrespect the duck-dork

  • @NickiBoi7
    @NickiBoi7 3 месяца назад +319

    I really couldnt hate on anything from Deadpool and Boba. The whole thing was just fire.

    • @penepleto1210
      @penepleto1210 2 месяца назад +13

      I was underwhelmed with a Deadpool verse:
      "Oooh, what's that? A missile backpack?
      Well I guess you'll be alright if a fucking bird attacks
      Presenting the most overrated character anyone ever saw
      With five lines in a trilogy, and one of them was AAAAH"
      But then again, you do need the lows to appreciate the highs that much more

  • @mostar1219
    @mostar1219 3 месяца назад +521

    No wonder Lloyd was sorry about the way Peter played Batman. 😂

  • @zillionfurball1451
    @zillionfurball1451 3 месяца назад +571

    Bro hearing trumps verse for the first time back then was almost a spiritual experience

    • @jacksongregovich3620
      @jacksongregovich3620 2 месяца назад +72

      It almost made the 13 year old democrat me go and vote for him

    • @zillionfurball1451
      @zillionfurball1451 2 месяца назад +23

      @@jacksongregovich3620 literally exact same😂

    • @Rebcap05
      @Rebcap05 2 месяца назад +18

      ​@@zillionfurball1451they said "almost", don't flatter yourself.

    • @toasterowens8916
      @toasterowens8916 2 месяца назад

      bro what @@Rebcap05

    • @zillionfurball1451
      @zillionfurball1451 2 месяца назад +33

      @@Rebcap05 idk what you mean? We were both children at the time it wouldn't matter if it almost made us do something or not the man's obviously not being serious. Forehead

  • @P_araps
    @P_araps 3 месяца назад +154

    1:24
    ok but this is genuinely one of my favorite erb verses in general just for how hilariously bad it is

    • @sm0k3y56
      @sm0k3y56 2 месяца назад +30

      Must've been hard to write that verse down without the paper catching fire.

    • @watermeIoncat.
      @watermeIoncat. Месяц назад +2

      ​@@sm0k3y56Albert lied, Sherlock's books were fine

    • @natem1579
      @natem1579 Месяц назад +1

      It's not even _that_ bad if it were said by anybody other than "the world's greatest Detective" Batman, lol. It would work for a more boneheaded-type character imo.
      The delivery on "I had Alfred read your books... / He told me they suck!" will never hit make me laugh

  • @Theonlyblackwillinfo
    @Theonlyblackwillinfo 3 месяца назад +406

    The fact that there is no mention of Thor and Zeus bc they had some of the best thought out bars in that season at least

    • @christophjohnson3777
      @christophjohnson3777 3 месяца назад +27

      Thor v zeus is my second fave.
      Goku had the worst burn ever though vs superman.

    • @eleutheromania6191
      @eleutheromania6191 3 месяца назад

      oo I love Goku vs Superman, which line/verse are you thinking about? @@christophjohnson3777

    • @deleetiusproductions3497
      @deleetiusproductions3497 3 месяца назад +17

      I did think it was a bit extreme to give both top spots of S4 to the Philosophers battle. It was good, but that good? I don't think so.

    • @Drekromancer
      @Drekromancer 2 месяца назад +27

      @@deleetiusproductions3497 I respectfully disagree. I think the Philosopher's Battle is their Magnum opus. There's not a single moment in it that fails to kick ass.

    • @deleetiusproductions3497
      @deleetiusproductions3497 2 месяца назад +2

      @@Drekromancer While I don't necessarily disagree, I feel like there were just so many other great battles in S4 that at least one other deserved a mention.

  • @cm5g
    @cm5g 3 месяца назад +601

    the artists in artists vs. tmnt was a banger though

    • @mostar1219
      @mostar1219 3 месяца назад +60

      Plus the artists had more ammo than the ninja turtles.

    • @kylespevak6781
      @kylespevak6781 3 месяца назад +49

      Only problem was how quick it was, especially for a finale

    • @mostar1219
      @mostar1219 3 месяца назад +6

      @@kylespevak6781 Plus the artist had the longer verse

    • @christophjohnson3777
      @christophjohnson3777 3 месяца назад +4

      ​@kylespevak6781 oh yeah, that needed another verse for each.

    • @deleetiusproductions3497
      @deleetiusproductions3497 3 месяца назад +1

      That verse is quite enjoyable, for sure.

  • @nonameyethangonaminute
    @nonameyethangonaminute 2 месяца назад +59

    Thanos started his episode with pretty hard bars.
    Oppenheimer responded, imo, with some of the hardest bars in ERB history.
    Thanos then responded with "Fortnite's dopest dancer".
    I don't think if there ever been a bigger discrepancy in quality on a single episode thus far.

    • @splaar
      @splaar 15 дней назад +6

      Thanos had one banger verse and one garbage verse. Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.

  • @Noblepeanut
    @Noblepeanut 3 месяца назад +433

    Not a single Zach Sherwin verse is criminal imo. He goes soo hard every time he features in a video of theirs. Alexander the Great’s verse might be my favorite verse in all of ERB. And his Walt Disney verse is definitely my pick for best of season 4, tho I respect your picks, the philosophers battle was so good.

    • @christophjohnson3777
      @christophjohnson3777 3 месяца назад +33

      Disney was crazy.
      "I own this whole series!"😂

    • @deleetiusproductions3497
      @deleetiusproductions3497 3 месяца назад +28

      I mean… there kinda was a Zach Sherwin verse included? He played Voltaire as part of the Western Philosophers, after all.

    • @nicolopaganelli8302
      @nicolopaganelli8302 3 месяца назад +5

      My favourite was also Alexander The Great

    • @alexwijaya6857
      @alexwijaya6857 3 месяца назад +15

      ​@@christophjohnson3777"with only three circles i dominate the planet!" Is my favourite

    • @Distortia1994
      @Distortia1994 3 месяца назад

      @@alexwijaya6857 "184, that's plenty of them... and I set 183 of them!"

  • @ImnotaUTTP
    @ImnotaUTTP 4 месяца назад +568

    9:28 AIN’T NO WAY

    • @thedude42
      @thedude42 4 месяца назад +34

      You think you know a guy

    • @Master_Rater
      @Master_Rater 4 месяца назад +121

      BRO I WAS BOUTA THROW HANDS

    • @weirdfishes364
      @weirdfishes364 3 месяца назад +9

      *Tyler maniacally laughs*
      ITS GOOD, FUNDEBUH
      (does anybody know the real song tho?)

    • @bobs3141
      @bobs3141 3 месяца назад +8

      Lol i was like wahhhhhh

    • @shinobix4925
      @shinobix4925 Месяц назад +1

      I was about to roast the whole video over this

  • @DANTVSVERGIL
    @DANTVSVERGIL 3 месяца назад +93

    Scruface ate as Mansa Musa, I hope to he does more with ERB

    • @christophjohnson3777
      @christophjohnson3777 3 месяца назад +1

      THAT'S A BAR!!

    • @flickcentergaming680
      @flickcentergaming680 Месяц назад +9

      He was clearly having so much fun, too! I also hope he makes another appearance.

    • @Sparlis
      @Sparlis Месяц назад

      @@flickcentergaming680Who do you think he can play if he comes back?

  • @smashnuts
    @smashnuts 3 месяца назад +193

    holy shit after all these years the line "your lying which means you need a new wardrobe" from bruce vs bruce finally clicked in my damn head, its a reference to narnia the lion the witch and the wardrobe

    • @eleutheromania6191
      @eleutheromania6191 3 месяца назад +25

      thats the best and. one of the only good parts of that entire battle imo

    • @thepsycheduck
      @thepsycheduck 2 месяца назад +5

      @@eleutheromania6191I thought Banner’s first verse was actually pretty good

    • @AlexanderAzarov
      @AlexanderAzarov 2 месяца назад +1

      Yes, and Hulk's bars were actually deep too.@@thepsycheduck

    • @thepsycheduck
      @thepsycheduck 2 месяца назад

      @@AlexanderAzarov “deep” yeah about as deep as hulk wants to be in kylie’s ass, those lines are about as subtle as a brick to the face

    • @natem1579
      @natem1579 Месяц назад +4

      ​@@eleutheromania6191 the flow on "examine this under your microscope: / you've got no neck, but you still fuckin' choked!"
      Is still so damn satisfying, ngl

  • @mdsystems4463
    @mdsystems4463 3 месяца назад +138

    Based for choosing Joan Rivers over George Carlin and Robin Williams

    • @Bagster321
      @Bagster321 2 месяца назад +11

      They absolutely nailed the mannerisms and style of Rivers.

    • @roundabout468
      @roundabout468 2 месяца назад +25

      People think Robin won only cause he comes in last but Joan absolutely destroys everyone that went before her. Coming out with "I'd have attacked you two first but your hearts beat me to it" is insane

    • @angelperalessalaices8696
      @angelperalessalaices8696 18 дней назад +1

      ​@roundabout468 Robin's verse wasn't even that good. Joan was the clear winner

    • @calebmccoy2412
      @calebmccoy2412 День назад +1

      Joan owned that battle

  • @DarthMolgy
    @DarthMolgy 3 месяца назад +81

    Shocked Frederick the Great's verse wasn't at least a runner up. Dude arrived with the best surprise appearance in the series since Lincoln in 2012 Elections, dropped a sick beat and 12 amazing verses, then died on his own terms before Ivan could do anything.

    • @joshret
      @joshret  2 месяца назад +15

      I could only put 2 Season 5 ERB Verses.

    • @natem1579
      @natem1579 Месяц назад

      Psst, what about a flute-busting Prussian?
      OLD FRITZ! OLD FRITZ!
      OLD FRITZ! OLD FRITZ!
      OLD FRITZ! OLD FRITZ!
      OLD FRITZ! OLD FRITZ!

    • @joshret
      @joshret  Месяц назад +1

      @@natem1579 Im fredrick the great

    • @ImnotaUTTP
      @ImnotaUTTP Месяц назад

      @@joshretOut the gate, first servant of state!

  • @S323_B
    @S323_B 4 месяца назад +347

    i just love how season 4's runner down is Ellen "Degenerate" 😭😭

    • @natem1579
      @natem1579 Месяц назад +1

      Oprah ate in that battle tho

  • @billbill6094
    @billbill6094 3 месяца назад +82

    I like how the worst list gets less and less bad through the seasons, and I agree season 7 has just been nothing but banger after banger, even peoole I think lost the battles still spit at a high level.

    • @thepsycheduck
      @thepsycheduck 2 месяца назад +7

      While I agree that season 7 has been exclusively good verses, it would be pretty easy for me to pick out a worst, Rambo. Not bad, definitely, everything else was just better

  • @infinityquartz4744
    @infinityquartz4744 3 месяца назад +185

    Idk how you dont have Babe Ruth's final verse on here. Its so crazy and I think easily the best one line ending if the whole series

    • @joshret
      @joshret  3 месяца назад +24

      I only could put 2 verses here though

    • @NoScopeGamer-pw7gg
      @NoScopeGamer-pw7gg 3 месяца назад +2

      @@joshretdef not Miley Cyrus 💀. That whole battle is trash

    • @AkFredo7
      @AkFredo7 2 месяца назад +19

      @@NoScopeGamer-pw7gg he put that in the worst and they’re not even in the same season

    • @thelastjerkbender2505
      @thelastjerkbender2505 2 месяца назад +4

      ​@@NoScopeGamer-pw7ggonly good line was that "je suis la fille en feu, call me katniss everdeen.

  • @zephyr1249
    @zephyr1249 2 месяца назад +32

    That Karl Marx verse is so fucking incredible

  • @sentientcalcium
    @sentientcalcium 3 месяца назад +180

    How dare you disrespect Fortnite's dopest dancer

    • @natem1579
      @natem1579 Месяц назад +1

      That battle is so disappointing to me, because it has some of the absolute best verses, acting, and production quality with Oppy but the exact opposite in the Thanos half.
      I remember when it came out it just seemed like a stupid idea to begin with.

  • @cybercrasherstv
    @cybercrasherstv 3 месяца назад +74

    Imma be real, best season two verse was Michael Jackson's first verse. The kid was vicious and his flow was incredible. "Call me Ed Sullivan, shoot you from the waste up", "even in death, i go platnum on blu-ray" destroy anything Elvis had

    • @thedman-zx1ip
      @thedman-zx1ip 2 месяца назад +14

      I dunno man, that whole battle was close.

    • @rocketgeek96
      @rocketgeek96 2 месяца назад +10

      I'm not sure, MJ's second verse does kill it for being the single solitary time I've ever heard a reference to his vitiligo that wasn't somehow awful or bigoted, even in comedy: "Didn't lose any chocolate, I just added vanilla."

    • @cybercrasherstv
      @cybercrasherstv Месяц назад +1

      @@rocketgeek96 honestly, can't judge you on that. The Neverland ranch bar annihilated anything Elvis said. Also mad respect to them for that, MJ's vitiligo should've been way less scrutinized

    • @shinobix4925
      @shinobix4925 Месяц назад

      Thank you brother, I've always felt Elvis' verses were overrated in that, good, but not enough to win imo

    • @natem1579
      @natem1579 Месяц назад

      ​@@shinobix4925 the flow just doesn't work for me, I respect what they were going for by making it sound like an Elvis song but it really isn't pleasing to the ear.

  • @Mortumo
    @Mortumo 3 месяца назад +228

    basically all of potter vs skywalker is a competitor for runner up best, anyone that says otherwise is wrong

    • @Gamma7DroidSecurity
      @Gamma7DroidSecurity 3 месяца назад +12

      Yeah, that one's DQ'd, since BoyInABand pulled an EDP

    • @Mortumo
      @Mortumo 3 месяца назад +29

      @@Gamma7DroidSecurity fair play
      but luke on the other hand is not boyinaband

    • @Gamma7DroidSecurity
      @Gamma7DroidSecurity 3 месяца назад +8

      @@Mortumo fair point
      More props for Nice Peter is always appreciated

    • @Mortumo
      @Mortumo 3 месяца назад +25

      @@Gamma7DroidSecurity i know what boyinaband is horriffic and all but i still gotta praise the HP performance

    • @diablo55
      @diablo55 3 месяца назад +5

      That was great except I wish they had actors play Harry and Luke, not with Legos

  • @WFROSE
    @WFROSE 2 месяца назад +49

    Didn't even mention any of the slaughterfest that was Marylin Monroe vs Cleopatra. Those bars felt PERSONAL

    • @joshret
      @joshret  2 месяца назад +9

      I could only put 2 Season 2 ERB Verses.

    • @xozzZ__
      @xozzZ__ 2 месяца назад

      FRR

    • @ihaveyourhomeaddressyouloser
      @ihaveyourhomeaddressyouloser 2 месяца назад

      @@joshret use a better excuse than "i could only put 2 season _ verses"

    • @joshret
      @joshret  2 месяца назад +3

      @@ihaveyourhomeaddressyouloser It ain’t an excuse, it’s a valid reason. Only one best season 2 verse, and as a bonus a runner up season 2 verse. Doing third honors is too long.

    • @ihaveyourhomeaddressyouloser
      @ihaveyourhomeaddressyouloser 2 месяца назад

      @@joshret I mean give me a reason why you chose verse x over verse y.

  • @Pijonty
    @Pijonty 3 месяца назад +29

    2:19 I love that this is Ray William Johnson

  • @castillogrande8926
    @castillogrande8926 3 месяца назад +119

    Damn, I just saw the Ford vs. Marx rap battle a few months ago but already forgot just how thoroughly Marx annihilated Ford in that last verse

    • @An-yp3gd
      @An-yp3gd 2 месяца назад +25

      Straight VAPORIZED.

    • @SporadicV2
      @SporadicV2 2 месяца назад +20

      The flow Lloyd puts on the Legacy bars turned the diss up a whole two notches, Marx knew the win condition and hammered that shit HOME

    • @deadmemes21
      @deadmemes21 21 день назад

      Marx completely seized Ford's means of production there

  • @EndlessMalice
    @EndlessMalice 3 месяца назад +287

    Let this be a reminder that "worst" doesnt mean "bad". More than half of these worst verses still SLAP!!

    • @joshret
      @joshret  3 месяца назад +64

      Which ones i’m curious, because I intended the worst verses to be bad.

    • @christianrowe992
      @christianrowe992 3 месяца назад +50

      ​@@joshret uh Batmans vs is fire

    • @alexandrpetrov6321
      @alexandrpetrov6321 3 месяца назад +85

      @@joshretDavid copperfield vs Harry Houdini

    • @pisces2569
      @pisces2569 3 месяца назад +24

      Except for Batman’s. That was bad

    • @Lion-oi2qi
      @Lion-oi2qi 2 месяца назад +22

      and miley that stake line was vicious

  • @patrickraphaelyu2890
    @patrickraphaelyu2890 3 месяца назад +86

    Have you notice there was a heartbeat monitor in Houdini's verse that goes faster depending on his own heartbeat

    • @mostar1219
      @mostar1219 3 месяца назад +2

      Oh, is that what that was? I was wondering why there was a heart rate monitor in the background.

    • @dippin4dots
      @dippin4dots 3 месяца назад +26

      ​@@mostar1219the heartbeat moniter is a reference to Copperfield's trick of walking through the Great Wall. He used a heartrate moniter through the trick for suspense which flatlines right before he gets to the end of the Wall.

  • @r_a4134
    @r_a4134 2 месяца назад +20

    Still can't believe the verse they put out for trump in 2016.

  • @taehyung_saidnotoships
    @taehyung_saidnotoships 3 месяца назад +82

    How did celopatra's "miscarriage" line not make it? One of the most brutal lines in erb

  • @enderborn6860
    @enderborn6860 3 месяца назад +123

    13:07 SCRUUUUUU LETS GOOOO
    "Allah mode" ya nasty

    • @christophjohnson3777
      @christophjohnson3777 3 месяца назад +13

      Yeah. I was stoked when they pulled him to do a battle. Dug his reactions.

    • @Drekromancer
      @Drekromancer 2 месяца назад +18

      He might actually have the best momentum of anyone they've ever pulled. His entire performance as Mansa Musa is a single, uninterrupted slam dunk that just keeps picking up steam.

    • @christophjohnson3777
      @christophjohnson3777 2 месяца назад +12

      @@Drekromancer it helps that he was a huge fan to start with. And the fact he has some knowledge of history along with a ton of nerd lore in his head, helped too.

  • @dergrimmigezwerg333
    @dergrimmigezwerg333 3 месяца назад +59

    I'm a bit surprised neither the Easter Bunny nor Dumbledor made it to Runner Down. But yeah, Season 1 was a very mixed bag. Seeing the overall improvement is great.

    • @nathaniellee5277
      @nathaniellee5277 3 месяца назад +1

      Gandalf would be runner down before Dumbledore

    • @dergrimmigezwerg333
      @dergrimmigezwerg333 3 месяца назад +4

      @@nathaniellee5277 I don't know, both were pretty awful, I couldn't really decide between them, but the most cringeworthy line that stuck with me was the "get a taste of Dumbledor's army", which is why I propsed Dumbledor. Gandalf was more... forgettable, which in this context isn't a bad thing.

    • @nathaniellee5277
      @nathaniellee5277 3 месяца назад +4

      @@dergrimmigezwerg333 Gandalf's flow was so bad, meanwhile Dumbledore's flow was decent. Plus I feel like Dumbledore had better bangers. Scru Face Jean did a pretty good analysis of it

  • @mostar1219
    @mostar1219 3 месяца назад +44

    Tbh, the Adam vs. Eve one, when I first heard it, I was glad I wasn't in a hurry to watch it

  • @mostar1219
    @mostar1219 3 месяца назад +44

    It's great when they have guests who know what they're doing

  • @joedatius
    @joedatius 2 месяца назад +15

    The Allen Poe moment was an emotional roller-coaster, hats off to you sir

  • @challah4311
    @challah4311 3 месяца назад +16

    that Mansa Musa verse is peak its one of my favourite ERB verses ever

  • @John_Daily
    @John_Daily 4 месяца назад +95

    3:29
    well, its debatable I guess, since this battle is criminally underrated IN TERMS OF VISUALS
    the fact that lloyd was hanged upside down on a crane, and also being able to get himself out of a straight jacket is a detail that shouldn't be missed on the battle
    in terms of bars and such, yeah, houdini flopped hard, but we can't let the visuals go unnoticed

    • @joshret
      @joshret  4 месяца назад +23

      Ok yeah visuals were good but flow was bad

    • @X0TIX_
      @X0TIX_ 4 месяца назад +5

      His first verse was the best in the battle. despite the odd flow he still won.

    • @pearadiss
      @pearadiss 4 месяца назад +30

      ​@@joshrethoudini's flow is actually fire idk why people dont like it

    • @pearadiss
      @pearadiss 4 месяца назад +2

      ​@@X0TIX_despite houdini having better flow, copperfield still won imo

    • @deleetiusproductions3497
      @deleetiusproductions3497 3 месяца назад +7

      @@X0TIX_ The flow doesn't even matter anyway in terms of winning. What matters is disses... these are rap _battles,_ after all.

  • @mrtoast244
    @mrtoast244 2 месяца назад +39

    I actually died at Steve Irwins verse lmao, "You're such a boring guy, you could make a whole show about the Ocean dry" is such an Australian bar.
    Also, the Marx vs Ford rap battle was probably my favourite ever.

  • @scuffado777
    @scuffado777 3 месяца назад +25

    Great list, I will say not having Wayne Gretskys second verse is criminal. That battle is the most underrated by far imo

  • @FredIsMad
    @FredIsMad 3 месяца назад +21

    The transition from boba fett to teddy roosevelt was so smooth

  • @fernandosanchez9726
    @fernandosanchez9726 2 месяца назад +11

    I'm still amazed how ERB managed to make Seig Heil into a freaking top tier bar bro

  • @CinnaToaster
    @CinnaToaster 2 месяца назад +32

    I think Isaac Newton rapping an equation deserves an honorable mention. Plus, it's Weird Al.

    • @KryptikM3
      @KryptikM3 Месяц назад

      The line before that "I accelerated the minds of mankind to a higher plane of understanding and I can calculate the weight and the size and the shape of the shadow of the mind that you're standing in" is just utterly savage

  • @resudog858
    @resudog858 3 месяца назад +30

    I'm surprised Che Guevara wasn't on runner up, his flow was really good

    • @joshret
      @joshret  3 месяца назад +8

      I’d put him on my top 15 for Season 6

    • @christophjohnson3777
      @christophjohnson3777 3 месяца назад +6

      That "take your breathe away" line was dope.

    • @mosgamingchannel1754
      @mosgamingchannel1754 3 месяца назад +7

      Che Guevara was decent but when he said "It's more like V, for Very bad hat" Either I just don't get it. or This line just sucks.

    • @resudog858
      @resudog858 3 месяца назад +5

      @@mosgamingchannel1754 It's a reference to V for Vendetta, a book written by Alan Moore. Not a 100% sure, but it might also be a double insulting the cone shape of the hat.

  • @shl6367
    @shl6367 3 месяца назад +24

    god i hate thing 1 and thing 2 especially after that wonderful verse from shakespeare

  • @temmiecody
    @temmiecody 3 месяца назад +7

    The thing is, the lyrics and the flow aren’t the problem in the Batman verses, it’s Peter’s entire delivery as that character.

  • @Annihilated64-13yearsago
    @Annihilated64-13yearsago 4 месяца назад +96

    The fact that people think John Lennon won is insane, Bill O'Reilly humbled him with that last verse.

  • @user-tn6zz1ul1f
    @user-tn6zz1ul1f 3 месяца назад +39

    12:31 the battle ended there. lol chill Irwin. Yeah Cousteau came with the stingray references but damn. How you gon do the French like that

  • @necro-esque666
    @necro-esque666 2 месяца назад +7

    It’s so funny for me to see Vlad the Impaler vs Dracula going from one of the most requested matchups to one of the worst battles in the whole series

    • @salvadorromero9712
      @salvadorromero9712 2 месяца назад

      Never sounded like a good idea to me tbh.

    • @ItsButterBean1020
      @ItsButterBean1020 2 месяца назад +1

      Bro they aren’t even rapping, they’re just talking

  • @soupcake3092
    @soupcake3092 3 месяца назад +12

    What about a flute busting prussian?

    • @joshret
      @joshret  2 месяца назад +1

      I could only put 2 Season 5 ERB Verses.

  • @the8626
    @the8626 2 месяца назад +7

    ISTG Marx's final verse is just a whole ass touch of death combo.

  • @turtlelord8021
    @turtlelord8021 2 месяца назад +6

    I think what makes Joan's verse so good is that she spent half of it insulting Cosby.

  • @Ultinuc
    @Ultinuc 3 месяца назад +11

    Dang no love for Zeus vs Thor? "Make like your daddy and swallow my babies" was perfect

    • @joshret
      @joshret  2 месяца назад

      I could only put 2 Season 2 ERB Verses.

  • @raccoonman9409
    @raccoonman9409 2 месяца назад +6

    Ray william johnson as boba fett is something i didnt know i needed

  • @machieldevries997
    @machieldevries997 3 месяца назад +31

    the only one I really disagree with, is the best season 5 verse. Theodore Roosevelt Verse 2 is still my all time favourite, and although Trump sounds like a Disney villain, which I love, I still think the former of the 2 is beter

    • @pivotguydc1149
      @pivotguydc1149 Месяц назад

      "Everyone knows you're back at home like 'Thank God for Pearl Harbor' " solos.

  • @cardnal44
    @cardnal44 2 месяца назад +7

    5:15 very well placed ad there

  • @kirabarnes657
    @kirabarnes657 2 месяца назад +4

    I always felt like with Dracula vs Vlad, they knew Dracula would basically lose and so they just said “Let’s have Dracula just have fun and be a little flamboyant”

    • @AlexanderAzarov
      @AlexanderAzarov 2 месяца назад +1

      The battle was actually ASMR themed, which is why it's slower-paced and all that.

  • @emred4653
    @emred4653 2 месяца назад +7

    İ forgot how long and terrible were the verses of that bruce.

  • @legateelizabeth
    @legateelizabeth 2 месяца назад +6

    Everyone is rightly upping Philosophers as the greatest battle ever, and it's definitely like top 3, but I wanna draw special attention to Roosevelt v Churchill. That battle is S-tier, and I won't hear any arguments, its spot on Runner Up was well deserved and that whole battle could've been the runner up.

  • @littlekuribohimposte
    @littlekuribohimposte 3 месяца назад +9

    I still think Season 5’s best is Tolkien’s third verse

  • @KingCycl0ps
    @KingCycl0ps 2 месяца назад +5

    "Loki choke you out like my name was throut cancer" is a pretty good line, too bad it was wreaked by that awful fortnight line

  • @limbo.4784
    @limbo.4784 2 месяца назад +6

    yall forgot about moses vs santa

  • @cbd075
    @cbd075 Месяц назад +3

    “You gettin ate up you shoulda battled me on Ramadan” is the hardest individual bar in ERB history

  • @DOLOR_010
    @DOLOR_010 2 месяца назад +4

    "You look like a duck." Batman

    • @rydekk-4644
      @rydekk-4644 2 месяца назад

      It's so stupid it works. love the rap, not for it's lyrical genius but for the fact it's such a dumb match-up with quirky lines and great beat xD

  • @GBmilker
    @GBmilker 3 месяца назад +7

    boba tea bar is crazy

  • @Modernsour19
    @Modernsour19 2 месяца назад +6

    Dracula rhyming Dracula's Victim with vascular system is genius tbf

    • @joshret
      @joshret  6 дней назад

      Thats in verse 1 though

  • @ibad8504
    @ibad8504 3 месяца назад +6

    Nahhh dude the first verse of darth vader on vader vs hitler part 3 is the fired up line that flipped 4 times.

  • @user-ug8db3pz6o
    @user-ug8db3pz6o 3 месяца назад +5

    I like how when I popped back to this series for the first time in years recently, I instinctively went "no" to a few of them and didn't watch them. Your "worst" category is basically a highlight reel of videos I didn't rewatch. Marx's third verse is a strong contender for the most brutal segment in the show's history, though I would say Philosophers is still the best overall and I actually don't think anything else has come close to it. Almost everything that comes from that battle is gold.
    Also, there was one in season 7. Something about the way Indy rapped was so noxious to me I couldn't get through his first verse.

  • @Princip777
    @Princip777 4 месяца назад +9

    I remember ur mr incredible videos, its almost 2 years since I found ur channel

  • @MCOmegaX123
    @MCOmegaX123 3 месяца назад +5

    One issue with this video: Sure, it may be true that there are no bad verses in s7, but 'worst' doesn't mean 'bad', just 'least good'. Something can be good and still be the worst of its set, if its set is all 'good' or better.

  • @JesusLopez-hb2fh
    @JesusLopez-hb2fh 3 дня назад +2

    "For a communist pariah you come off as awfully cocky but i'll make you bend the knee in round 2 like nagasaki"
    Come on bro am i the only one who like that line? That was dope.

  • @JustaRandomGuy890
    @JustaRandomGuy890 2 месяца назад +2

    The worst verses are always in episode where it feels like they were trying to capitalize of a trendy subject rather than bringing an idea they’re passionate about

  • @AndrewTateOfficial
    @AndrewTateOfficial 3 месяца назад +4

    thing 1 and 2's second verse is strangely addicting on 2x speed

  • @TheHaas123
    @TheHaas123 2 месяца назад +6

    Id have to disagree with the best verse for s6 and 7 those weren’t close to being the beat
    Oppenheimer verse 2 clears for s6 and I’d take Irwin too if you didn’t want to double up
    And anything from mansa musa was better than Marx, and you also had the three John’s with Mcclane OR wick’s first verse

    • @joshret
      @joshret  2 месяца назад

      I don’t put oppenheimer on my list because too many people fight over his verse

    • @TheHaas123
      @TheHaas123 2 месяца назад +3

      @@joshret really? I’ve never heard that

  • @user-tt3lb1yy6i
    @user-tt3lb1yy6i 23 дня назад +2

    How did Oppenheimer's first verse not make it? That shit was pretty heat

  • @raydar2877
    @raydar2877 2 месяца назад +1

    how would you rate lecter's second verse? i understand you can only put two goods and two bads per season in the actual video but im still curious.

  • @TylerAForti
    @TylerAForti 3 месяца назад +4

    2:24 underrated transition lmao. Nice editing bro

  • @anti_neon8910
    @anti_neon8910 3 месяца назад +10

    oh god that Vlad vs Dracula rap battle was painful for me to watch. I despise that one, at least Adam vs Eve was funny bad.

    • @georgegandy8116
      @georgegandy8116 3 месяца назад +6

      It sucks cause it had one of my favorite lyrics:
      "Did you shapeshift those punchlines? Cause they mist.
      Your style's like your reflection: it doesn't exist!"

    • @HanHonHon
      @HanHonHon 3 месяца назад

      @@georgegandy8116 Get beat by count dracula? Your smoking crackula

  • @Countcomfortable
    @Countcomfortable 9 дней назад +1

    I saw someone describe Caitlyn Jenner’s second verse as the equivalent of someone telling an unfunny joke and then explaining it like people didn’t get it

  • @FirionLeFleur
    @FirionLeFleur 2 месяца назад +4

    I forgot how good that Elvis epsiode was

  • @delahunt2000
    @delahunt2000 2 месяца назад +2

    it's a crime not to mention cleopatra's second verse; it hit so hard they gave monroe a third verse to compensate

  • @SeriousSam691
    @SeriousSam691 3 месяца назад +6

    The "best" ones are mostly well chosen, so I respect those, and most of the "worst" ones are also reasonable, but I do have a few questions:
    Why you disrespecting Houdini, my fellow Hungarian boi like that?
    What do you have against the entirety of Adam vs Eve?
    For S1 runner down, why John?
    For S6 runner down, why Dracula?

  • @ares1thewar
    @ares1thewar 3 месяца назад +7

    Bruce vs Bruce probably wouldnt be as bad if Caitlyns verse didnt last 1/2 the battle and suck beyond repair.

    • @christophjohnson3777
      @christophjohnson3777 3 месяца назад +1

      They gave jenner WAY too much time.

    • @lukaluukaa
      @lukaluukaa Месяц назад +1

      @@christophjohnson3777I know hulk doesn’t tend to talk that much but why did they give her so much time😭

    • @christophjohnson3777
      @christophjohnson3777 Месяц назад

      @@lukaluukaa for real!

  • @joshuahieter325
    @joshuahieter325 3 месяца назад +3

    The funniest thing to me is that Trump's verse has a ton of stuff he'd never say, and yet, is put together so unbelievably well.

    • @AlexanderAzarov
      @AlexanderAzarov 2 месяца назад +2

      Actually, that was all stuff he actually said.

  • @mostar1219
    @mostar1219 3 месяца назад +27

    YEA SCRU!!!!

  • @jindo5
    @jindo5 3 месяца назад +3

    Man, Season 6 must've been fucking fire if Thanos is the worst one there.

  • @ErisEntropy
    @ErisEntropy Месяц назад +1

    The Thing 1 and 2 verse used to annoy me so much, still kinda does, but I'm surprised the worst for season 1 wasn't one from john lennon vs o'reilly. definitely is close though, and satisfied to see it in runner down

  • @pesterian41
    @pesterian41 3 месяца назад +3

    I got an ad at 5:16 it was so funny 😭

  • @thatguyfromthebush
    @thatguyfromthebush 3 месяца назад +8

    whats your opinion on godzilla vs king kong? i think godzilla won

    • @joshret
      @joshret  3 месяца назад +3

      I like that battle!

    • @Mortumo
      @Mortumo 3 месяца назад +10

      @@joshret godzilla fucking *eviscerated* kong with jussie smollet, nintendo, the kaiju haiku was pure lyrical genius, and what did kong do? pulled a HP and started talking franchises, not saying harry potter vs luke was an instant luke win, i think harry won that, but harry was more focused on dissing the franchise like kong

    • @littlekuribohimposte
      @littlekuribohimposte 3 месяца назад +2

      @@MortumoI think Kong swung harder because he rebutted and punched back, Godzilla had zero rebuttal for anything

    • @Mortumo
      @Mortumo 3 месяца назад +9

      @@littlekuribohimposte Kong was on the defensive for too long - which is what i think lost it for me

    • @littlekuribohimposte
      @littlekuribohimposte 3 месяца назад +7

      @@Mortumo His closing his second verse, that was some clever wordplay, especially when you remember the Oxygen Destroyer was the only thing thet could kill Godzilla in the original.