I loved Teddy’s rebuttal, just absolute smoke. “My parents died when I was young and it was morbid… but at least they didn’t ditch me while they were alive, like yours did!”
the line for Joker vs Pennywise i think the "Tell your author for his next gang bang scene How about a little more PG and a lot less 13" was the hardest out of the battle
no way dude, "Nobody's dying to play with Joker, except for maybe Heath Ledger!" is fucking murder. That diss wasn't even about Pennywise, it was about Stephen King.
You missed a pretty strong rebuttal when Martin told Tolkien "we don't need the backstory on every fucking tree branch" and he told Martin something along the lines of "my backstory on the box office makes billions, got my children making millions off my Silmarillion".
Hillary made it an easy lose when she, as ERB trump said, nearly lost to a socialist Jew If your struggling against Sanders, you ain’t winning against whoever your next opponent is
Oppenheimer: You wanna talk about Death? How 'bout the one that took a look at you and swiped left In the original comics, the reason Thanos was snapping out half the universe was as a tribute to Death to try and court her. He was ultimately unsuccessful in his suit.
I fucking love Jefferson’s little offer for a fist bump at 1:04. It’s trying so hard to be cool and failing so miserably and it’s so dorky and adorable.
Honestly, I feel like GRRM was sorta done dirty. Watching even one of his interviews will immediately let you know how much they missed the mark on his personality, views, philosophy, and even voice (Come on! That one should have been the easiest part).
@@jeremykraenzlein5975 If he had done that, Martin could have rebutted with the fact that Tolkien never finished "The Silmarillion" despite working on it for almost sixty years.
You forgot one for Lara Croft and Indiana Jones. "Honey, just the first four notes of my theme exceed everything you've done." "You're not John Williams, so you ain't scoring!" (AKA: Indiana cannot take credit for John Williams scoring or composing of his theme)
Suprised you didn't include Guy Fawkes' opening four bars about how capitalists were getting rich on Che Guevara merch as a rebuttal to Guevara's "My face is on a magnet on your roommate's fridge, Your head's on a spike up on London Bridge."
honestly all of George RR Martin vs JRR Tolkien could be used for this video, the back and forth with them and Tolkien absolutely wrecking Martin is just *chefs kiss*
How the HELL does Dracula get two comebacks in this list, but Vlad's "did you shapeshift those punchlines? Cuz they mist." isn't brought up??? That was one of the most one-sided battles in the history of ERB and yet the loser gets rep'd twice in this video.
@@rolandcaters7258 WDYM my brother in christ that is literally a comeback, Dracula talked himself up and ended on a weak insult, which Vlad immediately turned around the self hype and used it to dismiss Dracula's entire verse calling it ass cheeks. The hell do you consider a comeback if not that? What, does the person have to be uber specific and directly state that they are responding to a single line? Nah, That was definitely a comeback.
I don't know what you think I've done But if we were to battle, I've already won Ask Gus, you don't wanna face off against me I'll stuff you in a barrel and make a dude smoothie (huaugh!) Your sense of duty gets your group into some deep doody Always getting saved by some samurai booty I'm a kingpin, cookin' crystal in the middle of the day Having dinner by the pool with the DEA Run you over with my Aztek; GTA If you ever try to stop Heisenberg gettin' paid Here's a hot dose, let me watch you choke on the truth You look up to me like I'm a pizza on the roof 'Cause you're a loser, a failure to your whole entire crew I've seen Walter Jr. handle walkers better than you Your monsters don't frighten me, and you can bite me I'll be standing right here in my tighty Walter Whities (huaugh!) I'll bury you faster than your partner stole your whole life No one saw Shane coming except for your wife
Carl, stay back, this is gonna get bad I'm 'bout show this lab rat how to be a real dad A grade-A MC who will ruin your A1 day Cause Sheriff Grimes rhymes dirty like my armpit stains I'm a post-apocalyptic cop who's got a lot of issues Pop a cap in you and splatter the brain you misuse Cooking up Blue Sky and bigger lies for Skyler Hatching little schemes like a dying MacGyver You tore your family apart, sin by sin Where I live, it happens literally, limb from limb So write this down in your pancakes so you won't forget it I kill zombies that are better men than you before breakfast CARL! I said stay back with the others While I finish this bitch like you finished your mother You ain't the danger to me, Walt, so knock all you want I'll watch you get eaten on my fuckin' front lawn
Carl, stay back This is gonna get bad When I show this lab rat how to be a real dad A grade AMC who’ll ruin your A1 day ‘Cause Sheriff Grimes rhymes dirty like my armpit stains I’m a post-apocalyptic cop who’s got a lot of issues Pop a cap in you and splatter the barín you misuse Cooking up blue sky and bigger lies for Skylar Hatching little schemes like a dying Macgyver You tore your family apart, sin by sin Where I live it happens literally, limb from limb So write this down in your pancakes so you won’t forget it, I kill zombies that are better than you before breakfast CARL! I said stay back with the others While finish this bitch like you finished your mother You ain’t the danger to me, Walt So knock all you want I’ll watch you get eaten on my fuckin’ front lawn
In Freddy Krueger vs Wolverine Freddy says " Under that mask your a singer/actor, under my skin I'm a slasher/slasher" Wolverine addressed this at the start of his verse with " Nice gloves, bub, but I'm real from bones to teeth That claw is like a strap-on there's a pussy underneath" Arguably one of the best lines of ERB to me
Tony Hawk: I try to watch you on TV, but I can't see the puck! Hockey used to have guts, but now the teams Mighty Suck! I taught kids around the world that there's nothing they can't do! Put more souls into skating than some Vans shoes! Wayne Gretzky: Timeout! Let's talk about athletic achievements! You and I have so many world records between us! 184! That's plenty of 'em, *And I've set 183 of 'em!*
You missed the best one from Fawkes vs Guevara, being Che talking about his face being on a magnet, and Guy clapping back with the Capitalists getting rich off him bar.
I think one of the best comeback/rebuttals for the Tolkien and Martin battle you forgot was “in book sales you got nothing to say. I’m #1 and 2, you’re under Fifty Shades of Grey”.
Nah, using dracula's comebacks is a sin "Did you shape-shift those punch-lines? Because they Mist. Your skill's like your reflection, it doesn't exist"
Where's the "shapeshift into mist" / "did you shapeshift those punchlines, cause they mist" comeback from draculas battle? The vampire's comebacks were weak af compared to this one
Indiana deserves better than a monotone mumble delivery, he had great delivery but ultimately the newest battle fell flat... Kinda like... Ah, it's not worth it, they'll reboot that joke too in awhile
Bidens comment about Breonna Taylor doesnt apply since she wasnt a criminals and it was a very depressing accident, wish they did more research before that line.
@@Heart_Nattie To be absolutely fair, you shouldn't name drop a recent death in an ERB. It just feels disrespectful to the people still suffering from the tragedy. It's probably a lot harder to draw the line in a writing room. But the line was always a pretty sour note.
Yeah that's the point, he's pointing out how if Trump says to criminals "to stop running" since she wasn't running why was she treated like a criminal? -_-
biden's not implying she's a criminal. trump saying that he tells criminals to "stop running" is a dogwhistle to the breonna taylor shooting, as in he's telling the in-crowd, his supporters, that breonna taylor is a criminal, but since he's not directly saying those things, he still has plausible deniability to say that he wasn't at all implying that. biden is calling him out on this implication and exposing the dogwhistle front and center.
ERB was biased for democrats in Hillary and Biden v trump, the only balance was the guy playing Trump doing hella hood at keeping up, even then, a lot of things for Biden didn’t age well in that ERB, and now, most the people who voted Biden wished they voted trump which is absolutely funny to me, especially as a libertarian. The few thing I’ll give em credit for in Biden v Trump is that Epstein didn’t kill himself, and calling some of the stuff Trump said like Roe v Wade being repealed, which was just funny and frightening on how they repealed a case regarding the use of an amended right, which also threatens the shit outa DC vs Heller case…
I loved Teddy’s rebuttal, just absolute smoke.
“My parents died when I was young and it was morbid… but at least they didn’t ditch me while they were alive, like yours did!”
Oh shit! World War too soon!
@@dylanbohannon8796 Well Teddy's droppin' bombs so you best go hide in your tube!
"Well, TEDDY'S DROPPING BOMBS, so you best go hide in your tube!"
@@ryanpham3308 Yer late buddy
@@ryanpham3308 "You should be ashamed of your military honor!"
the line for Joker vs Pennywise i think the "Tell your author for his next gang bang scene How about a little more PG and a lot less 13" was the hardest out of the battle
no way dude, "Nobody's dying to play with Joker, except for maybe Heath Ledger!" is fucking murder. That diss wasn't even about Pennywise, it was about Stephen King.
@@liandrysanguishinshin7955 yeah that one hits hard too. They both had a couple of hard hitting bars
@@wolfiespup9085 there is also "ask robin of I drop bars" wich is just genius
@@Matikuu9155 it is, there is a lot of hard hitting bars, i just feel in my opinion that bar hitting hardest out of them all
@Dexter Morgan yep, because they were all like 13 in that scene
You missed a pretty strong rebuttal when Martin told Tolkien "we don't need the backstory on every fucking tree branch" and he told Martin something along the lines of "my backstory on the box office makes billions, got my children making millions off my Silmarillion".
Never got that. Thank you for the enlightenment
Also, there's a visual rebuttal in that the tree branch becomes what Tolkien hides under while in the Somme
hillary vs donald trump had the funniest rebuttal just cus of how trump mimics her
Hillary made it an easy lose when she, as ERB trump said, nearly lost to a socialist Jew
If your struggling against Sanders, you ain’t winning against whoever your next opponent is
@@MasterHall117 and who the hell asked you
@@daylawashere I did, thanks for reminding me
1:36 "Dr. No means no, baby"
That line gets me everytime
Oh please! I’m an extraordinary gentleman, I’m distinguished.
@@k-boi420 if I wanted to play a mini-me I would cast peter drinklage
@@NRGagrawalor maybe they should cast a Bond who's actually english
@@Brett58032why pussy aren't you the cuning linguist
@@Brett58032 why pussy aren't you the cunning linguist
Oppenheimer: You wanna talk about Death? How 'bout the one that took a look at you and swiped left
In the original comics, the reason Thanos was snapping out half the universe was as a tribute to Death to try and court her. He was ultimately unsuccessful in his suit.
ah Thanos, the only person where "i wanna fuck the grim reaper" is the easier to understand motivation
simping way before it was cool, the man was truly ahead of his time
When the simp was too strong to handle
And lost death to Deadpool 💀
Thanos got cucked by Deadpool and is the main reason why Deadpool can't die.
I fucking love Jefferson’s little offer for a fist bump at 1:04. It’s trying so hard to be cool and failing so miserably and it’s so dorky and adorable.
The Hamilton musical and its consequences
@@JayAreAitch lmaooo
The best comeback in erb history is "Why pussy aren't you the cunning linguist"
Such a good wordplay but the licking old cunts is such a good rebuttal too
Fired up lines
I don't get it
@@jeffreyspencer2995 James Bond vs Austin Powers is where that line is from
@@itsnoah5107 yeah, i don't get what it means tho
i love how some of the disses naturally flow into an immediate rebuttle
*rebuttal
@@tarielkaroldan4106 same difference 😭
@@RetroWrites-de7ih except one is in the dictionary
i will always admire the editing on wonder woman’s mic movement and che’s noose jump
I still believe that “at least they didn’t ditch me when they were alive like yours did” is still the best insult from erb
I raise you "your mum died of heartache when she saw your face."
Insert gotta catch them all line here
a little more PG and a lot less 13
God it's so sad seeing Martin flailing around while Tolkien systematically destroyed his ass.
Martin had better flow than Tolkien
Honestly, I feel like GRRM was sorta done dirty. Watching even one of his interviews will immediately let you know how much they missed the mark on his personality, views, philosophy, and even voice (Come on! That one should have been the easiest part).
@@InsertNameHereBoi he does say he is dirty after all
Tolkien had so many things to give great rebuttals to, that he never got around to dissing how late Martin was with the final books of his series.
@@jeremykraenzlein5975 If he had done that, Martin could have rebutted with the fact that Tolkien never finished "The Silmarillion" despite working on it for almost sixty years.
The way Powers steps back when dissing Connery to avoid getting slapped again
The social Nyet work line at 5:00 aged like milk.
godd it sure did
1:47 this is the nastiest bar in ERB history
Even nastier than Cleopatra vs. Marilyn Monroe? I didn't think anything got nastier than that battle's "Miss Carriage" line.
@@jeremykraenzlein5975 I felt like that line didn’t quite flow with the rest of the verse as well as this one.
I love how the last 20 seconds of James Bond vs Austin powers was just combacks
You forgot one for Lara Croft and Indiana Jones.
"Honey, just the first four notes of my theme exceed everything you've done."
"You're not John Williams, so you ain't scoring!" (AKA: Indiana cannot take credit for John Williams scoring or composing of his theme)
Suggestion: Every character that cameo’d in a previous ERB and didn’t rap then rapped later and Characters that Cameo’d even after their rap
1:13 is the best one in all of ERB.
i gotta look at the mark zuckerburg one, that delivery on "lieutenant commander" is indescribable
“TB and scarlet fever, GOTTA CATCH EM ALL”
My favorite diss (better than babe Ruth’s verse)
The joker v pennywise battle was absolutely legendary
Suprised you didn't include Guy Fawkes' opening four bars about how capitalists were getting rich on Che Guevara merch as a rebuttal to Guevara's "My face is on a magnet on your roommate's fridge, Your head's on a spike up on London Bridge."
honestly all of George RR Martin vs JRR Tolkien could be used for this video, the back and forth with them and Tolkien absolutely wrecking Martin is just *chefs kiss*
I know buddy did not just skip “i am become deaf”
that one wasnt a comeback it was a diss
How the HELL does Dracula get two comebacks in this list, but Vlad's "did you shapeshift those punchlines? Cuz they mist." isn't brought up??? That was one of the most one-sided battles in the history of ERB and yet the loser gets rep'd twice in this video.
Yeah cause this is specifically about comebacks. That’s a great diss but it’s not a comeback
@@rolandcaters7258 WDYM my brother in christ that is literally a comeback, Dracula talked himself up and ended on a weak insult, which Vlad immediately turned around the self hype and used it to dismiss Dracula's entire verse calling it ass cheeks.
The hell do you consider a comeback if not that? What, does the person have to be uber specific and directly state that they are responding to a single line? Nah, That was definitely a comeback.
At the end Lara literally responds to Indiana by saying yea? Well your FACE is overshadowed!
2:22 bro, a rapist cannot say your bill is worse than Cosby. Period.
Oppenheimer s first verse absolutely killed Thanos bro didint need all the time for his second verse
7:45 Great line from Biden.
Still odd to see a version of Biden which doesn't buy into the official story that Epstein's death was a suicide.
Even if it isn't remotely true.
That heath ledger bar man 💀
💀
And people thought joker "destroyed" pennywise
@@yonghong4832 Nah only person he destroyed was steven with the bar calling him a pedo
@@Doomness87 Yeah Steven King is the one taking Ls in that battle.
@@yonghong4832 tbf the “scars guards” bar went pretty heavy imo.
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I don't know what you think I've done
But if we were to battle, I've already won
Ask Gus, you don't wanna face off against me
I'll stuff you in a barrel and make a dude smoothie (huaugh!)
Your sense of duty gets your group into some deep doody
Always getting saved by some samurai booty
I'm a kingpin, cookin' crystal in the middle of the day
Having dinner by the pool with the DEA
Run you over with my Aztek; GTA
If you ever try to stop Heisenberg gettin' paid
Here's a hot dose, let me watch you choke on the truth
You look up to me like I'm a pizza on the roof
'Cause you're a loser, a failure to your whole entire crew
I've seen Walter Jr. handle walkers better than you
Your monsters don't frighten me, and you can bite me
I'll be standing right here in my tighty Walter Whities (huaugh!)
I'll bury you faster than your partner stole your whole life
No one saw Shane coming except for your wife
Carl, stay back, this is gonna get bad
I'm 'bout show this lab rat how to be a real dad
A grade-A MC who will ruin your A1 day
Cause Sheriff Grimes rhymes dirty like my armpit stains
I'm a post-apocalyptic cop who's got a lot of issues
Pop a cap in you and splatter the brain you misuse
Cooking up Blue Sky and bigger lies for Skyler
Hatching little schemes like a dying MacGyver
You tore your family apart, sin by sin
Where I live, it happens literally, limb from limb
So write this down in your pancakes so you won't forget it
I kill zombies that are better men than you before breakfast
CARL! I said stay back with the others
While I finish this bitch like you finished your mother
You ain't the danger to me, Walt, so knock all you want
I'll watch you get eaten on my fuckin' front lawn
based
Carl, stay back
This is gonna get bad
When I show this lab rat how to be a real dad
A grade AMC who’ll ruin your A1 day
‘Cause Sheriff Grimes rhymes dirty like my armpit stains
I’m a post-apocalyptic cop who’s got a lot of issues
Pop a cap in you and splatter the barín you misuse
Cooking up blue sky and bigger lies for Skylar
Hatching little schemes like a dying Macgyver
You tore your family apart, sin by sin
Where I live it happens literally, limb from limb
So write this down in your pancakes so you won’t forget it,
I kill zombies that are better than you before breakfast
CARL!
I said stay back with the others
While finish this bitch like you finished your mother
You ain’t the danger to me, Walt
So knock all you want
I’ll watch you get eaten on my fuckin’ front lawn
That battle wasn`t very good seeing it was completely favoriting Walter White
10:33 this is probably one of erb best bars
"this ain't Louisiana, I ain't buying it" is god
"You founding absentee father" is the cherry on top
Like how there’s just the full end of John v John v John
And Bond² vs Powers
In my opinion, Stevie Wonder vs Wonder Woman is one of the best and underrated ERB pieces of art
2:35 and trump's comeback are so smooothhh
You missed Oppie's counterdiss "I'm the destroyer of worlds, you got your nuts handed to you by a squirrel girl"
“As hard as the wood that oak gave your mother” caught me off guard
the steve urwin brother comeback is insane
2:54 THAT WENT HARD EVEN THOUGH IT WAS SUCH A SIMPLE DISS
Low bar huh
In Freddy Krueger vs Wolverine
Freddy says " Under that mask your a singer/actor, under my skin I'm a slasher/slasher"
Wolverine addressed this at the start of his verse with " Nice gloves, bub, but I'm real from bones to teeth
That claw is like a strap-on there's a pussy underneath"
Arguably one of the best lines of ERB to me
Craziest Erb episode ever
Not putting Hawk vs Gretzsky is a crime.
Tony Hawk:
I try to watch you on TV, but I can't see the puck!
Hockey used to have guts, but now the teams Mighty Suck!
I taught kids around the world that there's nothing they can't do!
Put more souls into skating than some Vans shoes!
Wayne Gretzky:
Timeout! Let's talk about athletic achievements!
You and I have so many world records between us!
184! That's plenty of 'em,
*And I've set 183 of 'em!*
Also hawk: “keep your gloves on your top clean”
Wayne:*taking off gloves* “it’s a street fight hawk “ I forgot the rest
Especially rebuttals
What rebuttals were in that battle?
@@nightshade_is_taken the 183 work records line.
I'm sorry, but in Vlad vs Drac, Drac's bars were really weak... Vlad roasted Drac real good that battle.
The entire battle is terrible in my opinion
@@spartanretro Yeah Vlad wasn't much better
Ehhhh, the one with Vlad the impailer is one I couldn't even get halfway into it was so bad.
the part with musk mocking facebook having so many bots has aged so badly with twitter infested with bots now
Teddy kinda violated Churchill
“Get beat by Count Dracula?
You’re smoking crackula.
I dunk on your wackula raps like I’m Shaqula.”
3:34 Okay that one really got me- I did not remember that.
“Arkham ha you stole that from HP love craft” gives such 🤓 vibes
You missed the best one from Fawkes vs Guevara, being Che talking about his face being on a magnet, and Guy clapping back with the Capitalists getting rich off him bar.
bro i did not notice trump mimicked hillarys flow
That losing vikings line was perfect
Ash: Your children died
Darwin: Your mom lol
Who are the first two combatants?
I think one of the best comeback/rebuttals for the Tolkien and Martin battle you forgot was “in book sales you got nothing to say. I’m #1 and 2, you’re under Fifty Shades of Grey”.
Nah, using dracula's comebacks is a sin
"Did you shape-shift those punch-lines? Because they Mist. Your skill's like your reflection, it doesn't exist"
You missed the best of Frederick Douglass' line where he makes lines about Sally Hemings.
Dude, how did you not include the Jean Grey line for Wolverine v. Freddy!?
mann those dracula comebacks arent that good when you know the verse that hes responding to
I was gonna say that. 😓
"Getting beat by Count Dracula
You're smoking Crackula
I'll dunk on your whackula
Raps like I'm Shaq-ula"
Yeah Vlad wasn't playing around.
@@instinctofapredator9009 Sure wasn't. 😅
Ye vlad won that without question
Much like the Rick Grimes vs Walter White battle favoriting Walter White, Vlad the Impaler vs Count Dracula was favoriting Vlad the Impaler.
Idea: every verse that says "MC" in ERB
out of all the raps in ivan the terrible vs alexander the great you picked CATHERINE the worst one?
0:05 I mean most of the silmarillion is just killing off characters, some good, some bad
You forgot “Did you shapeshift your punchlines? ‘Cause they mist!”
I'm sad you didn't include vlads bit,dracs stuff didn't really hit....at all
I'm glad I'm not the only one.
"Did you shape-shift those punch lines?
Cuz they mist." 🤣🤣🤣
Even Vlad's lines weren't good
Where's the "shapeshift into mist" / "did you shapeshift those punchlines, cause they mist" comeback from draculas battle? The vampire's comebacks were weak af compared to this one
-Game of thrones aint the hottest thing on HBO anymore after that final season i've heard-
7:59 you forgot part of what Biden said
We have to admit that of hilary had a second verse she would've slaughtured trump
I'm sorry about the way you played Batman
Dr no means no baby
8:02
Hillary versus bill
wait im so confused which james bond is meant to be the one making a good comeback bc powers won that battle easily
Indiana deserves better than a monotone mumble delivery, he had great delivery but ultimately the newest battle fell flat... Kinda like... Ah, it's not worth it, they'll reboot that joke too in awhile
What about the impeachment line from Trump vs Biden?
That was a boast, not a comeback. The only line it could serve as a comeback to ("You're fired") is already covered by an earlier line.
Darwin's rbuttal wasn't nearly as good as Ash's insult
Agreed
who was the guy whos brother was a nazi
Jacques Cousteau
kinda poorly cut
Adolf vs vader
Acting like Wonder Woman had any good lines
rapping agaisnt you is not even fun
Actually Brandon was buddy buddy with e too
2:56 skipped the best part of the line! "-and you almost lost the primary to a socialist jew" lol
You forgot The Queen’s one vs Technoblade.
what
@@TheEndOfImagining where
@@StyxMkVI why
@@enexua_07 who
@@StyxMkVI when
Bidens comment about Breonna Taylor doesnt apply since she wasnt a criminals and it was a very depressing accident, wish they did more research before that line.
Tell me you didn't get the point of the verse without telling it.
@@Heart_Nattie To be absolutely fair, you shouldn't name drop a recent death in an ERB. It just feels disrespectful to the people still suffering from the tragedy.
It's probably a lot harder to draw the line in a writing room. But the line was always a pretty sour note.
Yeah that's the point, he's pointing out how if Trump says to criminals "to stop running" since she wasn't running why was she treated like a criminal? -_-
biden's not implying she's a criminal. trump saying that he tells criminals to "stop running" is a dogwhistle to the breonna taylor shooting, as in he's telling the in-crowd, his supporters, that breonna taylor is a criminal, but since he's not directly saying those things, he still has plausible deniability to say that he wasn't at all implying that. biden is calling him out on this implication and exposing the dogwhistle front and center.
ERB was biased for democrats in Hillary and Biden v trump, the only balance was the guy playing Trump doing hella hood at keeping up, even then, a lot of things for Biden didn’t age well in that ERB, and now, most the people who voted Biden wished they voted trump which is absolutely funny to me, especially as a libertarian.
The few thing I’ll give em credit for in Biden v Trump is that Epstein didn’t kill himself, and calling some of the stuff Trump said like Roe v Wade being repealed, which was just funny and frightening on how they repealed a case regarding the use of an amended right, which also threatens the shit outa DC vs Heller case…
Nah the Catherine the great one was pretty cringy tbh
Including the Nosferachoo line? That man just said even as a corpse he catches a cold, thats a high degree self burn not a good comeback