JoJo's Bizarre Adventure But Really Really REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY FAST
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- Опубликовано: 31 мар 2022
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my original plan for an april fools video fell through because I didn't want to rush it so instead (in a very thematically consistent move) I only spent around 3-4 days working on this... the originally planned april fools video is on the way!!! 💙💙
Not bad I'm impressed you did this in 3-4days
ohh, excited to see that too!
I mean this was hilarious so don't worry about it, thanks for the the upload.
All April fools
I really liked it
I love how Jonathan is on stage when he isn't suppose to, this all looks and sounds like a stage rehearsal before the real things and I love it so much
lol
Gonna try it too
Also the fact he’s just so happy to meet everyone
Top ten epicest moments in Anime
I am experienced in theatre and you are one million percent right
I love how Joseph is just going around trying to make everything correct
It's like if he was the one who prepared all of this.
He's the only one that read the script
@@nidhogg8446 Nice viriska pfp
@@hopelessamaturerougeofhope4399 Oh god... The Homestuck kids are here, everybody hide the sharpies.
@@nidhogg8446 he didn’t have to read the script, he already knew the next line
I love the subtle continuity of DIO still calling Jonathan Jojo. The attention to that detail is just perfect.
It’s kinda adorable he still uses his nickname
I love that too, I was wondering if others noticed
@@Nuke1138 I noticed and i loooved it
Well they did make the mistake of making speedwagon call jonathan jojo, he only calls him mr joestar
@@alessandrolizzio6338 he does use the nickname on occasion
I can't name a specific scene though
The way Jonathan is just so goddamn friendly that he can’t help but transcend time to greet people and hope they have a good day
I mean notice that he doesn’t die so really it makes sense
Jonathan will always be my boi. And favorite Jojo regardless of reason always glad when he recieves proper repect for who he is...which includes the factor of no part 2-9 without our part 1 friend. Heck you haters.
You've officially made Jonathan more adorable than he is in canon. Congratulations.
impossible...
@Wow shut
YESS
I love that
Witchcraft!
I like that Joesph never throws Johnathan, he handles him with respect
"Even though you shouldn't be here you are still precious to me."
Well, yeah. One wrong move and the whole timeline is ruined. All the JoJos wouldn't exist if something happened to him.
@@JonathanRiverafrickinnice555 When your little siblings want to hang out with you.
@@MegaManXPoweredUp Not like it really matters considering this timeline is ultimately screwed, and arguably they couldn't make it any worse. The bare minimum is Jonathan just has to delay Dio.
Jotaro: Literally throws his uncle
Joseph: Politely carriers his grandfather off stage
“Ooh I like this belt, but I also like this belt too…”
Then he comes out wearing both, I love this.
He always wears 2 belts
@@cheese0827diff belts tho
@@aidorygregan3849 fair, maybe if he has more belts he likes he should wear them all
Hearing Jonathan calmly and politely try to explain Dio's timestop is oddly wholesome to me. Jonathan best boi
@@mehmedhamidovic6433incorrect
How can one roll... hold THIS much cinnamon? - A JoJo villain (probably)
I love the way they talk around more like its a stage show than a series parody/summarization, better yet when the whole stage performance is falling apart LMAO
[insert ip grabber here] finally its here
@@GuideTerrarian *clicks on it*
JONATHAN YOURE NOT IN THIS SCENE
I feel like this is what cramming a costumed rehersal into 3 minutes would look like
Yes Jonathan still moving during stopped time is literally a fucking amazing detail and also a beautiful touch to the “Jonathan still on screen bit”. Perfection
I love the implication behind it being that the world is actually his stand and The Passion is actually Dio's like we just had it mixed up all along
@@somethingbanter I’m pretty sure the passion isn’t canon. I think dio and Jonathan just have the same stand.
@@robertwyatt3912 i like to think that Jonathan's stand gives him every Joestar's stands' abilities, that can explain why DIO could use hermit purple in Stardust Crusaders and stop time for longer (The world can indeed stop time and is the same type of stand as Star Platinum, but it can stop time for longer not because DIO is a vampire, but because of Jonathan's stand)
@@robertwyatt3912 the passion is the name of jonathan’s stand in the super noncanon book Jorge Joestar. jonathan’s actual stand is essentially hermit purple, but slightly different. DIO uses it to take a photo of the crusaders when they boarded the plane where the tower of grey fight took place. He also used it as a crystal ball in polnareff’s flashback. it’s also probably how DIO was able to see Joseph when he looked at him in the TV. I’ve seen some people say that all hamon users get the same stand, and so this stand would still be called hermit purple, but there’s no proof of that, so it’s just called jonathan’s stand, but it does totally exist. also, because we know for a fact what jonathan’s stand is, we know the world is not his stand, it’s DIO’s
@@robertwyatt3912 Jonathan DOES have his own stand, which is Hermit purple a.k.a. hamon, in one of his interviews araki said that Hermit Purple is the stand representation of hamon (which means that hamon is a stand and it's hermit purple), we also see Tonpetty in part 1 predicting the future, which is similiar to Hermit Purple's ability
another thing we see is in the beginning of part 3 DIO uses hermit purple to find where the crusaders are, which presumably is Jonathan's Stand, while The World is DIO's stand
"Nice to meet you! "
"THEY WEREN'T TALKING TO YOU! "
Was my favorite part lol
“That seemed like a nice fellow” me cries
@@PaintSplashProductionsme meeting the body of my father:
0:55 I like how Jotaro is stopping time to change his Part 4 outfit twice because he isn’t sure of it, just like how in the anime he has three different outfits in Part 4.
He stops time 3 times first one to change into part 4 outfit second one to change into the other outfit third one to change back into the first one
@@shade5616 he doesn’t go back to the first he goes to the black turtleneck one
Bro awesome detail
The man loves his fashion
Jolyne screaming at the start of her part... Is ironically very accurate.
(edit): WHERE DID ALL OF YOU COME FROM!?
And so is the to be continued.... sometime _Netflix?_
She actually just explained the entirety of her part's story in less than a millisecond.
*Natural talent.*
remove the s from screaming, thats what she was doing
“AGHHHH!!!!!”- Jolyne Cujoh 😂
@@The-472 so she's scream?
Alternate Title: JoJo but the Characters don't know how to rehearse a 'play'
Accurate.
fr
I subbed to you fanatica!
What a surpise
Wait what are you doing here 💀
2:12 I love how both of Giorno's dads are right there, and he doesn't even know
I wonder how Gold Experience Requeim didn’t notice?
Giorno wasn't in danger, so why should ger care?
Well, Dio did casually kick Giorno
still, he wasn't in danger
There's no time to know!!
Huh, this Eyes of Heaven video got done much faster than I anticipated.
Also DIO being the voice of reason feels...refreshing somehow.
Yup, this is definitely Eyes of Heaven. Why else would both Kiras be on-screen at the same time?
@@MysteryEzekude Very astute, I agree!
Jonathan after being dead for every other part finally gets to be everyone’s wholesome grandpa. Good for him :)
I’ve found myself rewatching the really really fast series all the time, so this video was a treat!
Here's your thousandth like.
@@REALwoombath here’s your first like
@@REALwoombath here's your fifth like
Despite this being the fastest Jojo recap this is still the most screentime Smokey has gotten in this series.
That's... sadly true
He actually get more screen time in Part 4 Diamond is Unbreakable But Really Really Fast, believe it or not
@@Jeremy-ld9wt when was that?
@@TheRealEvab In “Child Protagonist Purgatory”
@@matthewsusilo8698 well dam... Guess that is interesting...
I love how young joseph has read the script and knows the timeline and is trying to fix it but jonathan is unknowingly destroying it
Because he know the next line !
I love the minor detail of Dio still calling Jonathan JoJo, since he was the one he knows the most.
Alternative Video Title:
“Viva has a stroke that progressively gets worse while trying to explain JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure.”
That is honestly what happens to my friends when I try to explain jojo to them
But really really REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY FAST
1:06 GOBLE WING
I love the fact Jolyne has less than a second of screen time but was fully able to summarize all of part 6 in one single word...."AHHHH"
To be fair, there was quite a lot of yelling and screaming in the English dub for Stone Ocean. The cast must’ve had vocal cords of steel!
One of the most delightful parts is Jonathan being written entirely in-character. I feel this is exactly how he would have reacted in this situation.
“he seems like a nice fellow”
-giorno says to his father
His 80-90% father
Pov: you checked this comment to see if somebody replied "But his father is DIO!"
@@TerribleVA damn it you got me
@@TerribleVA but his father is dio
@@Cantthinkofanames how dare you?
Put it in 2x Speed and it becomes the Ultimate JoJo's Speedrun
I'ma put that shit in 6x
1000fps
You sir won comment of the year
MEDO IN HEAVEN DA
So Jojos Brizarre Adventure but really really really really REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY FAST
Starting at 1:28 is the moment you realized Jotaro can stop time for 72 seconds, or 1 minute and 12 seconds.
That's still just 2 seconds in JoJo time.
How long he could stop time if he never stopped training
What would happened if araki dint nerfed jotaro every part
Serioulys
The human limit in stoped time is 5 Seconds and dio only could use more because he was a vampire
Jotaro at the final moments of the figth BROKE thoses limits and now inst limited by the 5 Second Human limitation
If he kept training and way not nerfed i could see him easily using the world for minutes before having to stop
@@Jpx0999 I don’t know about minutes, but definitely more time. Especially since araki showed jotaro end of series still had an A in potential
Jotaro certainly got a much needed buff.
You just went through 150 years in jojo time in only 2 minutes and 44 seconds
Now thats what i call a speedrun
What if you don’t count stopped time?
Edit: I figured it out, it’s 1 minute and 30 seconds
i like how Joseph and Dio are the only two people who seem to actually care about whatever the hell is going on
They are the only ones with enough time to care.
@Matúš Martinec my humor is starting to get more dad like by the s e c o n d
@@ez8393 hehe, second
@@enigmatic2878 JOTARO
@@enigmatic2878 JOTARO!
I just love the first three jojo's here
Jonathan: *calm, intrigued, wandering about*
Joseph: *has mental breakdowns every appearance*
Jotaro: *just done with everything around him and does his own thing*
Ironically I think that represents them as characters quite well too.
Josuke being immature with his buddies too
Jolyne: *A*
When you finally start watching JoJo's Bizarre Adventure but Made in Heaven has already activated
I like the attention to detail, like how most people would assume stopped time wouldn’t effect GER, but he’s still frozen like everyone else because the time stoppers aren’t doing anything to Giorno, so GER isn’t nullifying it
Finally, someone who understands that GER is preventative
If I remember correctly, Gold Experience Requiem’s nullification ability isn’t automatic in All-Star Battle or Eyes of Heaven and must be activated manually like a party action. Then again, GER is thankfully nerfed in those games.
Kira 1: "BEHOLD"
Kira 2: "BEHOLD"
Kira 1: "Wait..."
Gets me every time
No time!
@@proxy7598 Wait already?🤨
@@SailorSunshine NO WAITING!!
@@proxy7598 GOBBLE WING!! (I think that's what it sounded like)😅
@@SailorSunshine Most of the main characters : Hello!
I love how part 5 seems like the group that rehearsed the most for this jojo play, like they're just a gang of theater kids
I mean considering how much they must've practiced to be that in sync for the Torture Dance, they probably are
Is that not what Thay are
Legit could see Bruno's gang as theatre kids
Gang of theater kids 💀 why r u right
In this timeline, Bruno didn't abandon the dance troupe idea
The wholesome moment when both the dads came to meet their son without knowing its their son, now thats put a smile on my face
Also the way Dio's moving around with an umbrella coz the sun aint gone yet makes me laugh
I love how Dio takes a second to digest the fact that he had a son and said son is fighting that Diavolo guy who gave Enya those arrows.
This was just an elaborate way to say, "Stone Ocean, but it's Really Fast" is in the works, wasn't it?
Well look who answered the million dollar question
It's not gonna be the next video though (in the part 2 behind the scenes she said that she's making a video on Purple Haze Feedback)
Tbf, that'll be ready after the Stone Ocean Anime ends
@@Signedcentaur at the pace Netflix is releasing stone ocean, the video will probably air before the entire anime does
@@Signedcentaur no he will adapt the manga
Jonathan : *calmful*
Joseph : *literally quicker than a speed of light*
Jotaro : *doesn't know what's going on*
Josuke : *gets interrupted by joseph everytime he talks*
Giorno : *less calmful*
Jolyne : *AA*
Jolyne: *A*
one perfectly cut scream. w/ the other one too.
Joseph be quicker than speed of light cause he need to get the milk
A
*jotaro : following the script lazily
Wait the fact Johnathan technically can walk in stop time is, wow.
I like when he makes dio and Jotaro just talk like people who don’t entirely hate each other but tolerate them
The amount of pain that viva went through during this was probably awful, in so sorry viva 😭
@Wow im here, finally at your moms house
Jeez your comment got botted hard
@@blueeyeschaosmaxdragon8186 I hate bots sfm
why pain?
I imagine it was a lot of screaming
0:03 Part One ~Phantom Blood~
0:20 Par Two ~Battle Tendency~
0:36 Pah Three ~Crusodaskroocruturatatadus~
0:52 Pah Fo ~DamondsunbreakabOOOLO~
1:07 ~Gomble Wing~
2:41 Spot Sixs ~Depicorgbeorger~
perfection
I love the gobble wing
Pah three
Crufjeodneodjwodjeodmtidoftaders
On part six for some reason i heard pars six sepic conversion
Even his mistakes in this video are masterpieces lol i laughed to them
I..... absolutely love this. The characters being unable to keep up is downright delightful.
0:06
The fact that Dio has his earmarks is top-tier.
I love how this series is quickly becoming it's own JoJo universe.
heh... "quickly"
@@normanclatcher it keeps getting better every “minute”
@@Oofioboi Alright, guys, “time” to move on. These puns are getting worse by the “second”
@@Lorekeeper_GGuy heh, second
@@Lorekeeper_GGuy 4
When she said “PART THREE STAR CRU SU CRUS AS SDERS” I felt that.
Starsus Cruposters
I love how Iggy's appearance changes in like a second
I like how the parts pass so fast that makes every charachter survive even Jhonatan
"And you proclaim: the World!"
The best line imho
I love the way he said that.😊💙💙
What if the time stop ended when he said that
@@quinnholloway5400Plot Twist: The World is Jonathan’s stand, that’s why it’s so similar to Star Platinum
@@PaintSplashProductions Real plot twist: The World and Star Platinum are the same type of Stand as Jonathan Joestar, there's a reason Jonathan can stand clash too
I love the character interactions here.
"Why hello there :)"
"THEYRE NOT TALKING TO YOU!!!!"
That seemed like a nice fellow!
I love how Dio still calls Jonathan JoJo
Koichi getting all three acts of echoes at once was really funny
Grandpa Jonathan keeps coming back LMAO XD
Hi
The mk11 destroyer is here
Well he deserves to meet his kids...
So Jotaro's humor is the only thing that gets more dad-like. Jolyne can confirm.
I’ve not seen Part 6 yet. This seems concerning
Big oof
Nah bro, everything that jotaro does is dad-like. My father would be able to confirm, if he was here
This is actually Post-eyes of heaven and Jotaro is actually spending time with Jolyne. And the dad jokes are the con to that pro.
TWO IDENTICAL ROCKS HUHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAA
“GET OFF THE STAGE GRANDPA” 0:31
God the hectic pacing is so perfect, it's like the video was Made In Heaven
Joseph's "NO!" During the Stardust Crusaders bit as Jonathan walks on screen slays me every time. Best delivery anyone could ask for.
Jonathan: What's the problem?
Joseph: _NO-_
The framing of this being an extremely rushed stage show is really funny to me for some reason, I like to imagine this is them trying to get a rehersal in like, 5 minutes before showtime
I love how speedwagon just becomes the main character of part 1 halfway through
I'm glad Smokey did a split second cameo lol
2:41 I just noticed that when time resumes, Jonathan gets surprised when GER and Diavolo continue screaming at each other
A few seconds before, you can even see Jotaro do a doubletake at what was probably his watch.
@@isaiahhackshaw201 it’s probably the youtube time thing
@@isaiahhackshaw201 And @ 2:27 Jotaro blinks twice when Jonathan mentions, "The World." Is that like PTSD or something?🤔
nah jonathan says 'what' cuz jotaro said that the time has ran out
@@SailorSunshine no hes looking at the time bar because he thinks the world is going to go out of time.....get it? Time?
Johnathan owning The World is a concept I always loved and I'm glad someone else touched on this
Johnathan: * has The World *
*Every villain: (chuckles) I'm in danger*
It's cool however Araki has confirmed that Jonathan's stand is hermit purple like Joseph's
But Johnathan's stand was the purple vine like one similar to hermit purple that Dio used earlier in part 3.
@@barnabassebesteny1490 its not hermit purple, its just similar TO hermit purple
Johnathan always had The World. he didn't use it in Phantom Blood b/c Dio didn't have a stand yet so it would have been ungentlemanly to use one.
I love how avdol just comes in like
*_BALLS_*
This is like a freaking crossover of the entire series.
I like how DIO looks at his son for like twenty seconds while Jotaro is getting ready and doesn’t say anything
Aren't they both his sons?
@@toddsterleo1998tm No, Diavolo is an unrelated third party.
Ah.
Would have been hilarious if Dio decided to slug Diavolo for laying a finger on his son.
Or, y'know, draw dicks on his face.
@@toddsterleo1998tm Diavolo IS NOT DIO's son, not even close, the whole point of part 5 is that Giorno is DIO's son and that there is an italian mafia boss who wants to kill his own daughter so they betray the boss after they found out why they needed to bring his daughter to him,
although DIO does have 3 more sons in part 6
@@gameworldjt i honestly suspect that DIO has WAY more than 4 sons but those are only the ones we saw
The mispronunciations of each part just kept catching me out, never mind Jonathan appearing repeatedly.😂
ruclips.net/video/mbHJAA8eARA/видео.html
finally it's... wait a minute, wrong link, sorry
honestly, jolyne screaming is a pretty perfect summary of part 6
I love how Joseph is the only one trying to hold it all together
a moment of silence for the suffering viva went through and poor Joseph trying desperately to keep shit together
The detail of Jotaro staring at *THE TIME BAR* at 2:37! Viva, I love it when you do little details like this!
Only applies if fullscreen but yes! I kept laughing.
All of these videos have very minor details that are incredible. It's nuts
First time Dio The World skill activating and the skip time
He glances at it once, then does a double take lmao
i love how its like a bunch of actors who had a whole half hour show planned but they were pushed back and only have a few minutes left XD
That brief shot of Jolyne fills me with so much joy. I wanna see cool Jojo string lady do good punches in a short span of time.
"A"
such wise words jolyne, Truly emotional and life changing
Dude, we caught her in the middle of having an emotional breakdown about being caught masturbating.
No that is not a joke.
Depression left my body when I heard those words. Im sincerely in tears
She's just telling us that this is only the beginning with one letter
@@i.d.9754 Okay?
that’s her organism yell
Let's see Jonathan is walking in on set when he is not supposed to, being a gentleman and taking interest in anything he see's, Joseph is keeping Jonathan in check, Jotaro is sensible, and DIO is having an existential crisis.
Everything seems normal to me definitely not an April fool's episode, nope definitely not.
Also Joseph never throwing Jonathan is hilarious
I love how both Viva and the Jojo characters are all going into conniptions every three seconds.
jonathan showing up everywhere as a confused british fellow was the best part for me
"Can we get Eyes of Heaven?"
"We have Eyes of Heaven at home."
Eyes of Heaven at home:
I love the way Jonathan wants to meet everyone all nice and all even though it ruins the play,
Joseph is scrambling to keep everything together and is failing to keep up,
and Jotaro is somewhat similar but is having more success keeping everyone moving with timestop
"Hahaha moving...in stopped time...my humor is becoming more dad-like by the second."
2:36 I love how Jotaro looks down at the time code and notices they’re running out of time
2:30 well I mean the whole thing is kinda funny
I love how Erina still just pops up with her trademark "hello"
01:08 I was dead 🤣🤣🤣 Seems like they will be taking over barbershop quartet😂😂
Alternative title: jojo but nobody read the script.
0:54 okay this is genuinely hilarious. I also love that Joseph is like the only one trying to keep everything together
"Behold!" "Behold! Wait--" lmao
I love how Joseph is anxiously trying to fix everything while DIO is just _incredibly confused and upset_ . Jonathan's just happy to be there lol
I just got facial feminization surgery like 2 days ago and it was hard not to laugh my frozen face into painful fits over this. You're the best, Viva.
the theatre when theres a day left and they are not ready to perform yet:
Jolyne screaming in anguish as a summary of Part 6 is eerily accurate.
Yes, I believe you’re correct. I remember there being a lot of screaming in Stone Ocean’s English dub. The dub cast must’ve had vocal cords of steel!
Jonathan's screentime in this is longer than his lifespan.
Now why would you do my boi like that?
Tell me I'm wrong.
That is true
21 yeras?
Roughly.
I love the fact that the part 5 gang was the most coordinated in what they had to do
This is what living through Made In Heaven feels like
Jonathan having a jolly good time of it is a nice touch.
That, and he can just... casually... walk around in THE WORLD-space. Truly a master of The Ripple.
It’s called DIO’s world
@@ilovecairns5181 Even when Jotaro starts it?
@@TetsuyaMcCuddin it is called gay's world
@@Nombrenooriginal so it's your world i see
@@nothingness4068 are you saying DIO ain't gay?
2:34 At first I thought Jotaro was reacting to Jonathan saying "single minded"
because DIO swapped off his head to steal his body, but after he did a double take I moved my mouse a bit I realized...
he was looking at the timeline (duration bar?) to see there was no time remaining in the video
Time bar
I love how the Golden Wind gang are the only ones who manage to pull off something even close to passable and on-track but then it gets ruined by the previous part characters coming in and sidetracking them
My chest hurts from laughing at this, it's got STELLAR jokes given you shot this out over half a week. I'm really glad to see your writing skills continuing to grow!
My favorite jokes are probably:
- Joseph continuously being young
- Jonathan being in every part
- "Gramps" alongside "Jiji"
- Echoes 1-3 instantly
- Jotaro making "Dad" jokes about time (Double entendre leading up to Part 6)
- And finally... Jonathan having access to The World. Despite Araki confirming that he has his own stand (The other Hermit Purple that DIO uses like twice) and The World is DIO's, I like the idea of The World being Jonathan's. I have my own theory/headcanon for the idea, but I'm still fleshing out the concept, and it's essentially circumventing all pre-established canon regarding DIO's two stand conundrum.
But dio uses jonathan's hermit purple and they share the same body so jonathan can use the world too
@@jomarlobo3335 Yes. That is the joke. I understand that's the context of the joke in the animation. I don't think anyone disagrees with the premise of the joke. Why are you objecting with a "but" again?
And “NO TIME!!!!!!!”
Joseph - "I haven't had the time to grow up yet!"
What about jotaro’s suit switch in p4
Pucci, watching from the audience: "I was just here to see Lord Dio in action, but the speed gives me an idea..."
I like how in the original video Johnathan kinda acted like every other character but here he acts more like he acts in canon
somehow managed to give smokey screentime in a REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY fast but didn’t get him in the significantly slower version
I liked how you could explain why part 6 ended in an instant because pucci’s made in heaven sped up what already is a really really really fast summary.