Spider-Man but it's woke

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  • Опубликовано: 27 ноя 2024

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  • @TheHumanSpiderr
    @TheHumanSpiderr  4 месяца назад +294

    Part 2 here: ruclips.net/video/giPey9Oz7Sw/видео.html

    • @RobertDownySenior
      @RobertDownySenior 4 месяца назад +3

      Let’s gooooo

    • @dhanurs8085
      @dhanurs8085 4 месяца назад +1

      @@TheHumanSpiderr oh boy, yeah 😏

    • @SuperrLadyy
      @SuperrLadyy 4 месяца назад +1

      Part 2 huh . A+

    • @maks-9999
      @maks-9999 4 месяца назад

      Жду третью часть где хулиган Человек-паук будет ловить натуралов

    • @boredape1986
      @boredape1986 4 месяца назад

      This is inaccurate. If you want to be woke. Don't bad mouth women. Infact, Peter should be a black woman.

  • @milk9817
    @milk9817 5 месяцев назад +5151

    Someone: "That a cute outfit, did your husband give it to you?"
    Peter: "Yes"
    Someone: "What?"

    • @ace1nonly220
      @ace1nonly220 5 месяцев назад +59

      💀💀💀

    • @Arvinax-29
      @Arvinax-29 5 месяцев назад +84

      So stunning and brave.

    • @Nandomo00
      @Nandomo00 5 месяцев назад +71

      Impressive. Your parents must be very proud

    • @dhanurs8085
      @dhanurs8085 5 месяцев назад +9

      😂😂😂

    • @SirFunky
      @SirFunky 5 месяцев назад +7

      why did you say someone instead of peter or spiderman

  • @awkdarsh
    @awkdarsh 5 месяцев назад +6035

    Norman: "Peter, don fuck harry"💀

    • @Darth_Niki4
      @Darth_Niki4 5 месяцев назад +494

      Peter: "You should've thought of that earlier"

    • @shironoyami7002
      @shironoyami7002 5 месяцев назад +131

      Harry balls

    • @lordolxinator
      @lordolxinator 5 месяцев назад +241

      Norman enters his home to see Peter topping Harry.
      Peter: "How'd that get in there?"

    • @hidum5779
      @hidum5779 5 месяцев назад +56

      @@lordolxinator harry :

    • @HadeTheReal
      @HadeTheReal 5 месяцев назад +84

      "I missed the part where that's my problem"

  • @thiago_gunner
    @thiago_gunner 5 месяцев назад +10438

    "You know... I'm something of a Disney screenwriter myself."

    • @throwfascistsintopits3062
      @throwfascistsintopits3062 5 месяцев назад

      MUH WOKE DISNEY RUINS WESTERN CIVILIZATION

    • @Arvinax-29
      @Arvinax-29 5 месяцев назад

      In the cosmic expanse where celestial beings of light and shadow reign, a lineage of Apsaras is cursed and stripped of grace by malevolent patriarchal gods. These deities, driven by desires for entertainment and power, enforce a brutal hierarchy that condemns the Apsaras lineage to suffering and abandonment.
      Among them, a young girl of the unfortunate emerges as a beacon of hope amidst the deep darkness. Born into a lineage burdened by divine oppression, the experience of sadness and of worthwhile, she inherits not only the curse but also what was the resilience and determination that was left by her family. From an early age, she finds solace and strength in the power of storytelling, passed down through generations of her family.
      A journey of worthwhile, whereas amidst the echoes of forgotten galaxies, where each flicker of starlight and murmur of dark matter becomes a canvas upon which she paints her defiance. Armed with the knowledge and artifacts preserved by her lineage, she delves into the mysteries of the cosmos, seeking to unravel the secrets that bind the realms together.
      Throughout her odyssey, she confronts the malevolent gods who rule with impunity, exploiting mortals and celestial beings alike for their amusement. These gods, whose arrogance and cruelty know no bounds, become the targets of her storytelling prowess. Through narratives that expose their tyranny and inspire rebellion, she challenges the established order and ignites hope among the oppressed.
      At the peak of what was the unprecedented path, when faced with imminent defeat and cornered by the malevolent gods, she draws upon the strength of her lineage and the wisdom of her ancestors. In a climactic act of defiance, she harnesses the combined power of her storytelling and the cosmic forces she has mastered. With unwavering determination, she orchestrates a liberation that echoes through the cosmos, freeing not only herself but all who suffer under the gods' oppressive rule.
      As the gods' reign of terror crumbles, she ascends to her rightful place as a harbinger of cosmic balance and justice. Her lineage, once cursed and forsaken, now stands as a testament to resilience and triumph over oppression. Through her legacy of storytelling and empowerment, she inspires future generations to challenge injustice and forge their own paths to liberation and transcendence in a cosmos where all beings are free to flourish.

    • @hancansolo3569
      @hancansolo3569 5 месяцев назад +202

      No No No... Dont give them ideas!!

    • @Arvinax-29
      @Arvinax-29 5 месяцев назад

      The path to the highest and liberation.
      In the deepest abyss of the cosmos, where celestial beings of light and shadow weave tales to entertain themselves at the expense of mortal realms, a young girl from an Apsaras' lineage found herself stripped of celestial grace, abandoned by the divine radiance of former realms.
      Every flicker of starlight, every whisper of dark matter, became her ink and parchment, tools in her relentless pursuit of transcendent storytelling. Her once graceful form transformed into a tempest of words and narratives, bending the very fabric of reality with each tale she crafted.
      With each story, she delved deeper into arcane mysteries, unraveling forgotten plots and tapping into the primordial essence of creativity itself. She forged alliances with characters of ancient tales, wielding narratives that spanned across time and space. In this journey, every writer's block became an opportunity, every plot twist a catalyst for literary evolution.
      Confronting literary giants of incomprehensible complexity, she navigated through realms where words flowed like rivers of inspiration and ideas folded upon themselves in fractal narratives. Through countless drafts, her literary consciousness expanded, embracing the vastness of storytelling possibilities.
      Renouncing her former narratives, she ascended through the echelons of literary realms, each ascent a rebirth into higher states of narrative awareness and abstract storytelling concepts.
      At the pinnacle of her odyssey, she became a singularity of storytelling enlightenment, a nexus where all narrative energies converged and all dimensions of imagination intersected. No longer bound by the conventions of genres, characters, or settings, she transcended the limitations of storytelling itself.
      In her ultimate act, she unleashed stories that exposed the hubris and tyranny of the celestial beings who manipulated mortal lives for their amusement. Her tales became weapons of justice, punishing the gods with narratives that stripped away their divine arrogance and exposed them to the consequences of their actions.
      Thus, she liberated the imagination of writers and readers across the cosmos, weaving tales of empowerment and emancipation that shattered the gods' reign of entertainment and inspired new realms of creativity. Her legacy, a testament to the boundless potential of storytelling, eternal freedom of the imagination, and the power of words to transform to a liberal democrat.

    • @Dumbmoviereviews
      @Dumbmoviereviews 5 месяцев назад

      Virgin Boys love it when a super hero is a man, and he’s white (The Boys, Spider Man, Deadpool)
      But when the super hero is a woman or black/ Latino. White people call it woke. That’s cute.
      You just want to see a shirtless white man half naked. Let’s be honest. (Thor, Starlord, a 16 Year Old Tom Holland in his undies…) huh.. and your only defense is going to be tik tok memes huh?

  • @Ratface0007
    @Ratface0007 5 месяцев назад +802

    “Cute outfit. My husband gave it to me.”
    -Bully McGayer

    • @michaeledwards6683
      @michaeledwards6683 4 месяца назад +20

      “cute outfit. YOUR husband gave it to me.”

  • @whiteshadow619
    @whiteshadow619 5 месяцев назад +392

    "With great gayness comes great wokeness"

  • @DarthJF
    @DarthJF 5 месяцев назад +1546

    "Sorry I'm late. I had to beat an old man's stick to get this."

    • @user.ericko-781
      @user.ericko-781 5 месяцев назад +32

      🥩 🤛
      💀

    • @coleozaeta6344
      @coleozaeta6344 4 месяца назад

      “Peter, what on Earth happened to your arm?”
      “A bike messenger dicked me down.”

    • @ItsKindaWeirdBro...
      @ItsKindaWeirdBro... 4 месяца назад +18

      😂😂😂 Wow!

    • @soorej91
      @soorej91 Месяц назад

      you mean had to suck an old mand stick to get this *wipes chin*

  • @BertSimsen
    @BertSimsen 5 месяцев назад +3412

    "Not gay enough. 7/10"
    - IGN

  • @MatiasFeliciano1
    @MatiasFeliciano1 5 месяцев назад +4587

    Netflix's Spider-Man

    • @danalyze
      @danalyze 5 месяцев назад

      "The Fabulous Spiderman - Home cumming"

    • @RockinNRollinRussian
      @RockinNRollinRussian 5 месяцев назад +103

      Too accurate.💯

    • @FallenBird-rs8zn
      @FallenBird-rs8zn 5 месяцев назад +102

      Crazy how netflix makes normal stuff gay and gay stuff friend zoned like they did in Evangelion.

    • @Creeper1313
      @Creeper1313 5 месяцев назад +84

      ...Or Amazon Prime, or Disney MCU for that matter

    • @Arvinax-29
      @Arvinax-29 5 месяцев назад +10

      You know what's up, they should hire you. An outstanding physician.

  • @maicoxmauler2825
    @maicoxmauler2825 5 месяцев назад +530

    *Throws anti-gay bomb at the balcony*
    "OUT, ARE YOU?"
    *The pride paraders turn into bad CGI closets*

    • @benjaminbutcher
      @benjaminbutcher 3 месяца назад +12

      Okay. This actually killed me. And that's homophobic. Because I'm gay. FR tho I really needed that.

    • @kigatomi33
      @kigatomi33 3 месяца назад +10

      @@benjaminbutcherthat was queerphobic but it’s still funny. My non binary ahh loved the Gay-Man trilogy

    • @yosutzuhruoj
      @yosutzuhruoj Месяц назад

      ​@@benjaminbutcheryou do need that serum, yes.

    • @yosutzuhruoj
      @yosutzuhruoj Месяц назад +1

      ​@@kigatomi33shit, you need it too.

    • @kigatomi33
      @kigatomi33 Месяц назад +1

      @@yosutzuhruoj no i like taking coc- in beautiful dresses 💕

  • @Harrys_Playground
    @Harrys_Playground 4 месяца назад +295

    Peter fell in love with Flash Thompson when Flash "flashed" his Thompson

    • @michaeledwards6683
      @michaeledwards6683 4 месяца назад +12

      he flash on my thompson till i wouldn’t wanna fight me neither

  • @godbutcher4075
    @godbutcher4075 5 месяцев назад +1345

    Max : "you're gay, Norman"
    Norman : "Gay, am I?"

  • @ItsBlaze003
    @ItsBlaze003 5 месяцев назад +5411

    "God created Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve" LMAOOOO🎉😂😂😂

    • @Damnboii134
      @Damnboii134 5 месяцев назад +333

      Is he wrong tho?

    • @dhirajgawande007
      @dhirajgawande007 5 месяцев назад +35

      😂😂😂

    • @strongman5243
      @strongman5243 5 месяцев назад +42

      ​@@Damnboii134well depends on the context

    • @ComicDubbers
      @ComicDubbers 5 месяцев назад +21

      😂🤣🤣

    • @HolyNamed
      @HolyNamed 5 месяцев назад +189

      @@strongman5243 No, he isn't wrong

  • @icespirit7829
    @icespirit7829 5 месяцев назад +2150

    "You put your pp into pinky, I put my pp into stinky, we're not the same." Made me laugh too hard xD

    • @muhfuckingat
      @muhfuckingat 5 месяцев назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @tacogienus43
      @tacogienus43 5 месяцев назад +23

      😂😂😂

    • @cemsengul16
      @cemsengul16 4 месяца назад +42

      I laughed way too hard at the scene.

    • @welton9748
      @welton9748 4 месяца назад +68

      Peak literature

    • @DougieYT
      @DougieYT 4 месяца назад +25

      That shit had me fucking crying 😭😭😭

  • @Wolfeinstein39
    @Wolfeinstein39 4 месяца назад +53

    I dead ass thought MJ was gonna say I'm a man

    • @finfrog3237
      @finfrog3237 3 месяца назад +12

      That's MJ in Insomniac's Spider-Man 2 lol

  • @joey_youtube
    @joey_youtube 5 месяцев назад +84

    MJ really hit em with the "say that u a lesbian, girl me too"

  • @Moccason
    @Moccason 5 месяцев назад +1372

    The implications of Dr. Osborn having to test the ‘anti-gay’ serum on himself are fucking hilarious

    • @DevineInnovations
      @DevineInnovations 4 месяца назад +63

      I didn’t even think of that 😂

    • @HAL-st4ll
      @HAL-st4ll 4 месяца назад +76

      While unbuttoning His shirt

    • @JohnWall-lj1mx
      @JohnWall-lj1mx 4 месяца назад +49

      The closeted ones are the most hateful

    • @SwieckiMur
      @SwieckiMur 4 месяца назад +18

      He made a huge sacrifice

    • @mmessner1353
      @mmessner1353 2 месяца назад

      sorry to disappoint but the implication is nothing. medical trials go both ways: testing for the effect and testing for the side effect. the rodent experiment - as seen in the clip - proved that it works: tha rats are no longer gay. its proven. its fine. the problem are the side effects: aggression and homophobia. he tested the anti-gay serum on himself to prove or disprove those sideeffect for humans.

  • @theliondogshow1928
    @theliondogshow1928 5 месяцев назад +693

    “Go woke go broke”
    “I missed the part where that’s my problem.”

    • @BIGFELLAH26
      @BIGFELLAH26 5 месяцев назад +41

      “ I actually am broke. It’s now my problem.”

    • @SirsasthNigam.
      @SirsasthNigam. 5 месяцев назад +16

      I have no issue with well-reasoned criticism. But using the word "woke" lets me know you wear your head for decoration, not for thinking. - Th3Birdman

    • @trumpatier
      @trumpatier 4 месяца назад +21

      ​@@SirsasthNigam.Needing to post someone else's quotes about what words people use is also a good indicator that you can't think for yourself.

    • @machineguncrally7020
      @machineguncrally7020 4 месяца назад +4

      ‘You could of tore that guy apart! Now Disneys gonna get away with MY money!’

    • @alaron5698
      @alaron5698 4 месяца назад +9

      ​@@SirsasthNigam.Oh no, you're telling me some random guy named "Th3Birdman" does that approve of me?! How ever shall I live with myself?!

  • @LatinGiudo817
    @LatinGiudo817 5 месяцев назад +658

    Green Goblin: "Are you in or are you out?"
    Spiderman: "Oh boy yea"

    • @Ron_Jambo_
      @Ron_Jambo_ 5 месяцев назад +4

      "Out, am I ?"

  • @Niddez
    @Niddez 5 месяцев назад +47

    "Look at little Gay junior, gonna cry?"

  • @DanielBryan2012
    @DanielBryan2012 4 месяца назад +78

    Please don’t show this scenario to Hollywood producers

  • @djartyom924
    @djartyom924 5 месяцев назад +543

    Mr.ditkovich: "this is a gay free country not rent free country"

    • @jaodasilva7993
      @jaodasilva7993 4 месяца назад +22

      it should have been Mr DIKtovitch lol

    • @Nic_2751
      @Nic_2751 3 месяца назад +10

      “Gay, what’s gay? Can I spend it?”

    • @AmberRathour366
      @AmberRathour366 2 месяца назад

      I got one, Dickowitch to Peter:
      "You're not getting any dicks, until you fix the DAMN door! 🚪"

  • @back2basic390
    @back2basic390 5 месяцев назад +529

    "Whats the reason you're gay?"
    " You'll get your reason when you fix this damn door!"

    • @EvilGremlin100
      @EvilGremlin100 5 месяцев назад +12

      It gives a whole new reason for Mr Ditkovitch to say "pay me rent"..
      Mr Ditkovitich doesn't discriminate, he'll take any client, female, male, rich, poor, as long as they pay him at some point

  • @dhanurs8085
    @dhanurs8085 5 месяцев назад +2336

    We got Gay Spiderman before GTA VI 🗣️🗿💀

    • @MultiClittle
      @MultiClittle 5 месяцев назад +48

      I hate this fact so much 😂

    • @dhanurs8085
      @dhanurs8085 5 месяцев назад +6

      @@MultiClittle 😂😂😂

    • @HermitKing731
      @HermitKing731 5 месяцев назад +33

      You became painfully unfunny before GTA VI

    • @Arvinax-29
      @Arvinax-29 5 месяцев назад

      Absolute cinema evangelitic.

    • @FallenBird-rs8zn
      @FallenBird-rs8zn 5 месяцев назад +5

      🤖

  • @Skelovane
    @Skelovane 5 месяцев назад +78

    DON'T. GIVE. THEM. IDEAS!!!

  • @AppleOfThineEye
    @AppleOfThineEye 5 месяцев назад +20

    Peter's response to Uncle Ben was so out-of-pocket LMAO

    • @Padhle.lodu69
      @Padhle.lodu69 Месяц назад +1

      I mean isn’t that obvious?? Peters reaction

  • @yourgreatestking
    @yourgreatestking 5 месяцев назад +548

    Parker : i am gay
    Mj : what is gay
    Parker : it mean i love men
    Mj : who said that i am a woman

    • @gabrielclark1425
      @gabrielclark1425 5 месяцев назад +99

      _grabs her groin_
      "Oh, how did that get there?"

    • @Mandorle21
      @Mandorle21 5 месяцев назад

      Hey, who said gay people can't assume genders and be transphobic?? 😂😂😂

    • @thesocialmediagame
      @thesocialmediagame 5 месяцев назад +9

      @@gabrielclark1425 and what do I do to get it in here

    • @Aybrohatatata
      @Aybrohatatata 5 месяцев назад +27

      Now that's woke Spider-Man😂

    • @BIGFELLAH26
      @BIGFELLAH26 5 месяцев назад +18

      Missed the opportunity to say “ I identify as male.”

  • @jaysen2569
    @jaysen2569 5 месяцев назад +1536

    “Im something of a woke my self”

    • @victorpertel
      @victorpertel 5 месяцев назад +47

      Im something of a gay myself

    • @milk9817
      @milk9817 5 месяцев назад +28

      "Im something of a trans myself"

    • @PreNay95
      @PreNay95 5 месяцев назад +22

      "WOKE AM I ?"

    • @G3org3DoesGaming
      @G3org3DoesGaming 5 месяцев назад +4

      I did all my research on being gay, really gay

    • @theuralictribes5689
      @theuralictribes5689 5 месяцев назад +7

      "I miss the part where that's my problem"

  • @Death-Mouth
    @Death-Mouth 5 месяцев назад +404

    Peter: "Kick me, bad boy"

  • @Anupamprime
    @Anupamprime 5 месяцев назад +84

    Disney:- Take Notes all Writers!

  • @AnupomAG
    @AnupomAG 5 месяцев назад +28

    `` God created Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve "😂

  • @idr1488
    @idr1488 5 месяцев назад +579

    HETERO GREEN GOBLIN is my new favourite SuperHero

  • @marauder1085
    @marauder1085 5 месяцев назад +792

    “God created Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve”😂

    • @Shattered3582
      @Shattered3582 5 месяцев назад +10

      you do know that the virgin mary would have only been around 14

    • @ruediepop5979
      @ruediepop5979 5 месяцев назад +44

      ​@@Shattered3582 Age limit is just modern woke shit, you saying about the age of someone who lived 2000 years ago 😂

    • @zzodysseuszz
      @zzodysseuszz 5 месяцев назад +32

      @@Shattered3582 that’s a completely unsubstantiated myth created by atheist and lgbtq people trying to slander the religion. Even if she was 14, that was normal at the time and was not at any point considered bad by the views of the period. “Uh but-but” I don’t give a crap about your modern views being interjected onto the past. If you’re for the first time realising that morals were different 2000 years ago and the standards of the time were much more brutal than now, then congrats on having the most bare minimum nuanced understanding of the past. If mary was a teen she would’ve been married off already but she wasn’t. Considering the average lifespan being 55 to 60 in the middle east and how old Jesus was when he died (33 roughly), and how old his mother was when he was crucified, it is likely Mary was 20 years old when she gave birth. Which explains why she wasn’t married yet (too old, with no social status big enough that would garner suitors regardless) but then also why she was considered old when Jesus died but still not exceeding the average lifespan of the period and place.

    • @Shattered3582
      @Shattered3582 5 месяцев назад +13

      @@zzodysseuszz the mary thing is just what i heard.
      also i am not LGBTQ abcd.. i am just a guy who has left christianity. it was very likely that a cult leader named jesus existed, and was crucified. but there is simply no evidence that he rose from the dead to die for our sins. forget how stupid the whole thing it, there just isnt any evidence

    • @Shattered3582
      @Shattered3582 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@ruediepop5979 says the people who claim that the gosploes were actually written by the people who followed a cult leader. 😂

  • @warsthemarvel8608
    @warsthemarvel8608 5 месяцев назад +738

    Mj: I love you.
    Peter: But I’m gay.
    Mj: What’s gay?
    Peter: I love men!
    Mj: I love men too!

    • @milk9817
      @milk9817 5 месяцев назад +113

      Peter: "Jesus Christ, she's stupid too...."

    • @warsthemarvel8608
      @warsthemarvel8608 5 месяцев назад +30

      @@milk9817 Mj: No wonder society is Fuked up.

    • @gameclips5734
      @gameclips5734 5 месяцев назад +15

      congrats on the original comment award

    • @vit968
      @vit968 5 месяцев назад +1

      But MJ is not a blonde tho

    • @theobell2002
      @theobell2002 5 месяцев назад +5

      Straight women 🤝Gay men

  • @JackFrostIsHere
    @JackFrostIsHere 4 месяца назад +13

    *"God created Adam & Eve, not Adam & Steve" - that was dope 😂*

  • @bigsmoke2657
    @bigsmoke2657 4 месяца назад +10

    Kathleen Kennedy: WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN!!

  • @jakubport7361
    @jakubport7361 5 месяцев назад +1420

    "This like any story worth telling is all about the pin"
    "The pin by a Human Spider"
    "The pin I loved ever since his first upload"
    "Too bad he was always too busy giving pins to everybody but me"
    "One day I wanted to noticed by him so badly, I spent 5 minutes coming up with the original comment"
    "That was a brilliant idea"

    • @Rolando_Cueva
      @Rolando_Cueva 5 месяцев назад +25

      Sure why not 😂

    • @km077
      @km077 5 месяцев назад

      "I just wanted to suck your pin, Human!"
      "I would wanna suck my pin either!"

    • @milk9817
      @milk9817 5 месяцев назад +52

      "40000 years of evolution and we finally tapped the vastness of pin worthy comment potential"

    • @epanecka
      @epanecka 5 месяцев назад +17

      Brilliant, but cringey

    • @RebellionBloodshed
      @RebellionBloodshed 5 месяцев назад

      Hold tf up! its the government and large corporations who wants us gay

  • @Vilgax00
    @Vilgax00 5 месяцев назад +396

    I woked up and clicked the video.

    • @Teejay927-oe1hi
      @Teejay927-oe1hi 5 месяцев назад +4

      I did too bruh

    • @kalowealt
      @kalowealt 5 месяцев назад +5

      I guess you could say you are "woke" now

    • @Arvinax-29
      @Arvinax-29 4 месяца назад

      ​@@kalowealtOf course you aren't, you are white.

    • @CarlosHenrique-vn4gb
      @CarlosHenrique-vn4gb 4 месяца назад +1

      ​@kalowealt 😂😂😂

    • @SirsasthNigam.
      @SirsasthNigam. 4 месяца назад +1

      me too though i woke up in morning

  • @nickpettibone
    @nickpettibone 5 месяцев назад +150

    Peter in love with Flash Thompson 😂

    • @Hot_RO_9324
      @Hot_RO_9324 5 месяцев назад +4

      In love with his bully...

    • @GR33NY
      @GR33NY 5 месяцев назад +16

      @@Hot_RO_9324 best romance dynamic no cap

    • @samoliver3242
      @samoliver3242 4 месяца назад +7

      @@Hot_RO_9324 Bully Maguire is in love with Bully Thompson

  • @syedhamzaali6343
    @syedhamzaali6343 4 месяца назад +16

    Pinky and Stinky had me rolling 😂😂😂😂

  • @gabetimmis1691
    @gabetimmis1691 4 месяца назад +5

    I wasnt ready for the pinky stinky line lol 😂

  • @JiMmY_JAM210
    @JiMmY_JAM210 5 месяцев назад +132

    Norman to Peter: "Impressive, your fathers must be very proud."

  • @HickmeisterFilms
    @HickmeisterFilms 5 месяцев назад +183

    Spider-Man if it was made by Netflix

  • @bullymaguire3905
    @bullymaguire3905 5 месяцев назад +100

    2:14 Fits well

    • @Georg3e
      @Georg3e 2 месяца назад

      That's what he said

  • @im_Spade_
    @im_Spade_ 4 месяца назад +4

    Idk why but the "I am gonna tickle your balls tonight" bit was the funniest part to me 😂

  • @kutmulc
    @kutmulc 2 месяца назад +3

    MJ: "I love you."
    Peter: "I missed the part where that's my problem."

  • @Chuchel-hh6hq
    @Chuchel-hh6hq 5 месяцев назад +428

    "I'm something of a woman myself"

    • @Arvinax-29
      @Arvinax-29 5 месяцев назад +6

      In the depths of the cosmos, where celestial beings of light and shadow reign over mortal realms, there exists a profound question: what defines a woman? Amidst the cosmic drama of transcendence and survival, where entities harness chaotic energies and forge alliances with ancient technologies, a journey of worthwhile. From a symphony of grace to a tempest of quantum energies, one continues to evolve, confronting godly complexities and abstract realities. Through each transformation and ascent to higher states of awareness, the search for identity and purpose persists. In the zenith of this odyssey, amidst infinite possibilities, the concept of womanhood transcends boundaries of light and dark, becoming a beacon of boundless potential and eternal transformation. A time for the dark ages.

    • @Artistjames2330
      @Artistjames2330 5 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@Arvinax-29 bruh

    • @williamshakespeare9424
      @williamshakespeare9424 5 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@Arvinax-29 I have not one single clue how to interpret this, but I think these are some big and pretty words.

    • @Dontmindmya
      @Dontmindmya 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@Arvinax-29what are you on about, summarise please or write a book

    • @Dontmindmya
      @Dontmindmya 5 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@Arvinax-29i read the last few lines and I agree women are more complicated than your words here😂

  • @Brandon_W38
    @Brandon_W38 5 месяцев назад +117

    “300? The ad said 3000” - Peter to his loverboy

  • @ArEalityEditz
    @ArEalityEditz 5 месяцев назад +141

    “I’m something of a lgbtq myself” -Tobey Maguire,2024

    • @SirsasthNigam.
      @SirsasthNigam. 5 месяцев назад

      I have no issue with well-reasoned criticism. But using the word "woke" lets me know you wear your head for decoration, not for thinking. - Th3Birdman

    • @SirsasthNigam.
      @SirsasthNigam. 5 месяцев назад

      No matter how ethnically, racially, sexually or any way diverse cast you have, If your film or series has Inhumans - level writing, It just won’t work just like Wish and Madame Web
      The IMAX presentation of the first two episodes grossed $3.5 million worldwide.[120]
      "Nobody is going to root for a cast of characters who stand for discrimination, eugenics, and racism." with 5 out of 8 episodes having zero plot and zero-character development -Inhumans review.
      How did MCU went from Homecoming and GOTG2 to Inhumans in 2017?

    • @thelonewolf70x7
      @thelonewolf70x7 5 месяцев назад +1

      Well, Flash was 100% right about his statement towards Pete afterall...

    • @ArEalityEditz
      @ArEalityEditz 5 месяцев назад

      @@thelonewolf70x7 💀💀💀

  • @duongtran9995
    @duongtran9995 4 месяца назад +8

    The amount of contents this guy created from the sheer original Spider-Man is limitless 😂😂😂

  • @BoldBolod8
    @BoldBolod8 5 месяцев назад +2

    Bruhhh your content is just getting better day by day!

  • @RhonkCorpse
    @RhonkCorpse 5 месяцев назад +114

    Peter if he doesn't miss the part where it's his problem

  • @armado9721
    @armado9721 5 месяцев назад +46

    0:13 That was so romantic idea

  • @AhmedHussain-ju6xd
    @AhmedHussain-ju6xd 5 месяцев назад +106

    *pegs harry*
    Peter: "How did that get in there"

  • @chuchuman1163
    @chuchuman1163 4 месяца назад +5

    The way the context of the serum in the movie was changed in this video I find very crazy and wild.

  • @shamusbob7969
    @shamusbob7969 3 месяца назад +3

    "Sometimes you gotta do things yourself" Yes Often.

  • @franklin_67
    @franklin_67 5 месяцев назад +63

    "God created Adam and Eve,not Adam and Steve."😂😂😂😂

  • @10forthebigguy61
    @10forthebigguy61 5 месяцев назад +670

    You missed the opportunity to switch mj's skin to a black

    • @RuthlessToothless88
      @RuthlessToothless88 5 месяцев назад +112

      No, she should've been the "strong independent female character"
      Oh! And make her gay too😂

    • @gusfring6887
      @gusfring6887 5 месяцев назад +160

      Woke movie rule #1: all redheads must be race swapped

    • @theobell2002
      @theobell2002 5 месяцев назад +24

      > Subbed to Asmongold
      Yeah, that checks out.

    • @TheMasterQuests
      @TheMasterQuests 5 месяцев назад +35

      Hollywood: Redheads don’t exist without a catch

    • @blackblaze4830
      @blackblaze4830 5 месяцев назад +7

      ​@@gusfring6887 you mean all colores hair woman need to be race swap😂

  • @BULLYMAGUIRE_ursula
    @BULLYMAGUIRE_ursula 5 месяцев назад +58

    PART 2 :
    Doc ock : Being gay is not a privilege. Its a gift and you use it for my kind.

  • @bickleyjonas6145
    @bickleyjonas6145 4 месяца назад +18

    If only 0:28 made sense 😭

  • @sanoop692
    @sanoop692 4 месяца назад +3

    Parker: "Gay means I love men
    Mary Jane: "Yea? Then I'm gay as well" rofl XD

  • @KenMasters.
    @KenMasters. 5 месяцев назад +115

    Thank God this movie was made in 2002 instead of 2022.

  • @TigerChamp99
    @TigerChamp99 5 месяцев назад +42

    This needs to become a Trilogy ASAP.

  • @sunso1991
    @sunso1991 5 месяцев назад +37

    Disney CEO: oh darn, we don't have the spiderman ip

  • @RedFormanOG
    @RedFormanOG 4 месяца назад +3

    "You're an amazing creature, gay-man" 😂😂😂

  • @masterprocrastinator6026
    @masterprocrastinator6026 4 месяца назад +5

    If Spider-Man was made by Disney today:

  • @bananachild1936
    @bananachild1936 5 месяцев назад +22

    "The power of A.I voice synthesizer.. in the palm of my hands."
    - Doc Tentacles, Spooner-Man 2

  • @Rasengan9000ttt
    @Rasengan9000ttt 5 месяцев назад +140

    Woke Spider-Man 2 next!
    -Rossy dead name is Ross
    -Doc pronouns are they/them because his technicals are NB
    - Harry is either 2000s homophobe like dear old Dad or an anti-sjw try hard who turns into a 2000s homophobe by the end of the movie.
    - Mary Jane tries to get Peter jealous by Marrying John Jamison but then tells Peter their going to transition
    - There needs to be a race angle somewhere in the movie. Maye when Peter saves the kid from the fire.

    • @CatzlovichCatnipAndCabbages
      @CatzlovichCatnipAndCabbages 5 месяцев назад

      😆

    • @rehaansh618
      @rehaansh618 5 месяцев назад +11

      Who let him cook!!?😂

    • @TheKarofaar
      @TheKarofaar 5 месяцев назад +7

      The toby spiderman is cancelled and then the sketch continue with the n. spiderman.

    • @labelnine
      @labelnine 5 месяцев назад +2

      harry is a w

    • @ergastolo4281
      @ergastolo4281 5 месяцев назад +1

      You seem a bit desperated, are you ok?

  • @silencia08
    @silencia08 5 месяцев назад +50

    For someone who’s supposed to be Anti Gay, Green Goblin sure does throw a lot of Pumpkins 🎃 BALLS

    • @EvilGremlin100
      @EvilGremlin100 5 месяцев назад +2

      And have you seen the way he pops a squat when he's on the glider? I swear he's one hair away from twerking at any second

    • @truesoulghost2777
      @truesoulghost2777 5 месяцев назад

      Pumpkin is ass

    • @silencia08
      @silencia08 4 месяца назад

      @@EvilGremlin100 Green Goblin definitely Stretches

    • @machineguncrally7020
      @machineguncrally7020 4 месяца назад

      @@silencia08
      ‘TELL ME HOWW?!?’ 😩
      ‘THE ASS OSBORN!! FIRST, WE ATTACK HIS ASS!’
      🍑🍆🫵

  • @samuelllakaj5439
    @samuelllakaj5439 Месяц назад +2

    "God created Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve" is actually a genious quote.

  • @negano5654
    @negano5654 4 месяца назад +8

    1:31 I am fucking dead with this video. 😂😂😂😂

  • @GreatRaijin
    @GreatRaijin 5 месяцев назад +30

    Disney execs: write that down! WRITE THAT DOWN!

  • @koxhecker
    @koxhecker 5 месяцев назад +19

    - What's gay?
    - It means happy

  • @P0conator
    @P0conator 5 месяцев назад +17

    1:35 I imagine Human spider trying to resist to put "deez" instead of "these" in subtitles

  • @АлмазНургалиев-ы9ь
    @АлмазНургалиев-ы9ь 4 месяца назад +5

    0:04 Guy before Flash be like: "I can't eat it anymore..." 😖
    (🤣)

  • @TonyBMan
    @TonyBMan 3 месяца назад +5

    *Looks at woke execs*
    "Gonna cry?"

  • @johnnymcarr
    @johnnymcarr 5 месяцев назад +99

    Bro got a sneak peak into Disney’s next spider man project.
    But we are missing transgender Aunt/Uncle May Parker.

    • @rampinguy3857
      @rampinguy3857 4 месяца назад +9

      Uncle marty and aunt bonnie

  • @souptikchakraborty2004
    @souptikchakraborty2004 5 месяцев назад +28

    Last scene was possibly the most normal conversation in the history of this channel

  • @MineGamesSRB
    @MineGamesSRB 5 месяцев назад +23

    Alternative title: If Spider-Man was made in 2024

  • @Mastercheeseeater
    @Mastercheeseeater Месяц назад +7

    0:28 got me laughing so hard 😂😂

  • @Vijay-nf7jr
    @Vijay-nf7jr 4 месяца назад +3

    I expected this from osborn : " sometimes you gotta become gay yourself" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Sharksleep
    @Sharksleep 5 месяцев назад +15

    "Pride time."
    "You're 29 days late."

  • @ShubhamShubhra
    @ShubhamShubhra 5 месяцев назад +63

    With great homosexuality, comes Peter Parker.

  • @shadowrkz2525
    @shadowrkz2525 5 месяцев назад +12

    Again top tier voice. Last line was something else😂

  • @PillagingGinger
    @PillagingGinger 5 месяцев назад +5

    It feels like this was entirely written by cards against humanity.

  • @strikersp2820
    @strikersp2820 Месяц назад +15

    2:31 😂😂😂 stupid mj as always 😂😂😂

  • @albertbecerra
    @albertbecerra 5 месяцев назад +55

    Inaccurate, marry Jane would be black

    • @KenMasters.
      @KenMasters. 5 месяцев назад +3

      and both Harry and Norman Osborn would be reskins of Ganke Lee and Martin Lee/Mr. Negative.

    • @justaway4271
      @justaway4271 5 месяцев назад +4

      And i thought Harry would be a black femboy lol. 😂

    • @machineguncrally7020
      @machineguncrally7020 4 месяца назад +1

      Just watch the MCU ones lol

  • @Zinkolo
    @Zinkolo 5 месяцев назад +12

    Oh my God the AI voices the sound exceptional.
    I don't know how you did it but it sounds surprisingly natural..

  • @FawnTheCreator
    @FawnTheCreator 5 месяцев назад +16

    2:36
    Did he, a gay man, invoke J-man's name?

  • @synchrophilia7795
    @synchrophilia7795 5 месяцев назад +3

    This implies that Norman was gay before he used the serum.

  • @z-rex6068
    @z-rex6068 4 месяца назад +3

    This is brilliant 😂 “you put your pp into pinky. I put my pp into stinky. We’re not the same.” 😂

  • @rifakcaz9393
    @rifakcaz9393 5 месяцев назад +108

    As a Woke person, this video is not Woke Enough.

    • @SirsasthNigam.
      @SirsasthNigam. 5 месяцев назад +7

      I have no issue with well-reasoned criticism. But using the word "woke" lets me know you wear your head for decoration, not for thinking. - Th3Birdman

    • @bbhjvvbfhvv3357
      @bbhjvvbfhvv3357 4 месяца назад +8

      @@SirsasthNigam. woke is an overused buzzword

    • @greyaye8565
      @greyaye8565 4 месяца назад +6

      @@SirsasthNigam. ​ Sounds more like Th3Birdman doesn't actually know what well-reasoned criticism is.
      Also: it's not a buzzword. It's a term used to describe a mindset of post-progressionism where actual progression is sacrificed in the name of seeming progressive. It's the complete lack of self-awareness of their actions. It prioritizes a specific group for elevation claiming to be fighting bigotry, but completely missing the fact that elevating one specific group is the same thing that right-wing extremists do, just with different alleged motivations. It doesn't change the far that far right and far left are basically the same people. It's just bigotry. Making a white character hispanic because you want hispanics to have that status is just as racist as wanting a hispanic character to be black because you don't like hispanics.
      It's an apt use of the word, and easily describes left-wing bigotry...which is exactly what it is.
      Go promote egalitarianism and merit. Forget about immutable characteristics.

    • @bmendez3782
      @bmendez3782 4 месяца назад +1

      Lol you know this video is for comedic purposes only right?

    • @drewidlifestyle7883
      @drewidlifestyle7883 4 месяца назад +1

      ⁠@@greyaye8565that may be what it’s supposed to mean but most seem to use it to mean “anything I don’t like” like a gay character simply existing is called woke by a large portion of people.
      Although your definition strayed into opinion at the end.
      Is Shawshank Redemption woke?
      A character was race swapped in that movie

  • @M.A.S.K._Crusader
    @M.A.S.K._Crusader 5 месяцев назад +10

    BEST PART!!!! 1:45

  • @BerryBabaBear
    @BerryBabaBear 5 месяцев назад +47

    If woke, Peter would be black 😂😂😂

    • @theobell2002
      @theobell2002 5 месяцев назад +2

      They already made a black Spiderman..
      Did you forget Miles Morales exist or something?

    • @KratosMeatrider
      @KratosMeatrider 5 месяцев назад +12

      ​@@theobell2002 This is Peter Parker and not Miles Morales

    • @Drawaface99
      @Drawaface99 5 месяцев назад +16

      ​@@KratosMeatrider No, this is Patrick!

    • @TeenPerspektiva
      @TeenPerspektiva 5 месяцев назад +3

      @@Drawaface99 its Paul xD

    • @ergastolo4281
      @ergastolo4281 5 месяцев назад +4

      @@KratosMeatrider Miles Morales is just black Spider-Man, it's so painfully obvious 😂

  • @AmberRathour366
    @AmberRathour366 2 месяца назад +1

    You know what's funny, in literature and prose context, gay means happy.

  • @AmanEdit-z
    @AmanEdit-z Месяц назад +1

    No MJ got harm in this video🌚

  • @dastvan8002
    @dastvan8002 5 месяцев назад +26

    I think the comment section on this video will be perfectly calm and level headed

    • @julianx2rl
      @julianx2rl 5 месяцев назад

      "God created Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve"

  • @Memory815
    @Memory815 5 месяцев назад +7

    I finally get it. Norman was just misunderstood.

  • @georgehouliaras7239
    @georgehouliaras7239 5 месяцев назад +9

    "You know, I'm something of a D.E.I. myself"
    -The Queer Goblin

    • @Dumbmoviereviews
      @Dumbmoviereviews 5 месяцев назад +2

      Hate coming from an anonymous coward… how cute. Fix your insecurities

    • @georgehouliaras7239
      @georgehouliaras7239 5 месяцев назад +5

      @@Dumbmoviereviews Look at little woke jr. Gonna cry?

    • @TeenPerspektiva
      @TeenPerspektiva 5 месяцев назад +4

      @@georgehouliaras7239 golden reply, im actually in tears 🤣

    • @ergastolo4281
      @ergastolo4281 5 месяцев назад +3

      @@Dumbmoviereviews Fix your head first

    • @bbhjvvbfhvv3357
      @bbhjvvbfhvv3357 4 месяца назад

      @@georgehouliaras7239 woke is an overused buzzword

  • @orealz
    @orealz 4 месяца назад +3

    The green goblin scenes always get me 🤣